╟❓general-offtopic

[proven tundra]

The dirt house

[blazing maple]

new update and ratdad already ON IT

my goat

[sour rivet]

imagine playing vintage story alone and having fun

i cant

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-15583178749253214866

[quiet abyss]

2 iirc

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-teto-plush-kasane-teto-plush-crush-it-gif-16166927453889012815

[green granite]

house of instant combustible and inferno

[proven tundra]

Surely the peat and wood won't catch on fire around a corner

[green granite]

Surely

[marsh cargo]

@green granite the weebs are kicking my ass

[slim magnet]

no te metas con el anime

[green granite]

how

[marsh cargo]

[marsh cargo]

because they are 6 of them and are basically a kill squad

[rocky turtle]

tell them u pirated all anime and manga for 40+ years

[marsh cargo]

[slim magnet]

doesn't work if bro's latino

[green granite]

ah

the BTSU 9

them are easy

[marsh cargo]

yes but weebs

[green granite]

Pedro

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/iKwGF27UeJl.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgiatsYFXhA

[green granite]

mobile game

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-guys-have-phones-diablo-immortal-diablo-phone-no-phones-do-you-guys-not-have-phones-gif-2621236640657851871

[marsh cargo]

he does look like pedro

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

SAPI plate

<3

[proven tundra]

Redid the dirt hut so it's less of a fire hazard now

[green granite]

gas chamber

tbh this game does not care but like

same thing in Zomboid with Generator

is one of the way to go

[proven tundra]

I could make a hole out of the ceiling

to pretend I made a chimney

First cooked meal

[halcyon fossil]

opening your inventory mid spear stab makes it invisible

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/bGvwJ.gif

[halcyon fossil]

lol

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

practice

[copper vapor]

ka BEWM

[wet estuary]

its all coming back to recycling

why do people still think AI data centers are a good thing?

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-brain-monkey-gif-11098413

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-ballon-d'or-ballon-d'or-shocked-ishowspeed-noway-gif-9357582452923318096

[rocky turtle]

didnt know u had one

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-our-brains-gif-17743279341487461450

[green granite]

Praise the omnisiah

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

[thick plover]

This is what the imperium does whenever something stops working

[quiet abyss]

yes but candles

and singing

more like chanting

[copper vapor]

don't forget the incense

and "striking the activation runes"

[quiet abyss]

a normal ogryn among a posers:

[pure compass]

did bro just resolder his card using an oven

[quiet abyss]

yes that guy has almost 2000 levels

and that means hes a fuckin NERRD

[copper vapor]

this is ancient lore

but yes

got two friends who did the same

[rocky turtle]

[pure compass]

I joke that the reflow process is just baking in an oven but dios mio

[thick plover]

Wait I couldve fixed my controller like that

But instead i got my friend to solder and brick it instead

Then buyed new one

[zealous depot]

I just learned some knowledge

About black desert

You can acquire rat

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/2hnh.gif

[rocky turtle]

good night all

[thick plover]

Quick

Spam ping droon so he gets 900 notifications on his phone so he cant go to sleep

[slate viper]

looks great but this bit looks a little off

[quiet abyss]

he left halfway through after dying

so clearly it didnt mean he was good

I WAS THE LAST ALIVE AS OGRYN

clearly im just the best ogryn

of all time

because i was solo against the twins boss on auric

and i made it a long time

before eventually dying to the hordes of maulers, ragers and the twins themselves

still cant believe the almost level 2000 guy left because he died

not my fault you fucking suck

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek0gBdq2Kxs @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

god of ytp in 2026

[sour rivet]

i have no idea if my timeline was graced by god or tormented by satan

ill let you be the judge

https://x.com/moltenwing_01/status/2046703011930443880?s=20

Moltenwing (@moltenwing_01)

“Stand ready for my arrival neighbor.”

#helloneighbor #hello_neighbor #helloneighbor3 #digitalart

X · Apr 21, 2026, 9:29 PM

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/b0yYD.gif

I swear he says "you be the judge" after he shoots the watermelon at point blank

trust

[halcyon fossil]

branx pickaxe by the way

[quiet abyss]

no?

its not

[halcyon fossil]

just letting you know you could be using better

[quiet abyss]

karsolas IS better

we discussed this

id have died way earlier that match if i didnt have the dexterity of the karsolas

without that special hook attack, id be cooked

it does much more work than anything the branx can do

i can appreciate the branx, but it is NOT the best

[halcyon fossil]

ok i'm sick of the ragebait atrox bit

you play the game way more than i do

[quiet abyss]

wym ragebait

im telling you facts

i play more, ive played with both

[halcyon fossil]

no me ragebaiting you

[quiet abyss]

oh... lmao

its ok

i like debating darktide stuff

[halcyon fossil]

your game opinions have more value than mine due to experience

[quiet abyss]

and i dont think the ripper guns are actually so incredibly bad, theyre just the worst of the weapons available

i feel like they could use a solid buff of like 10-15%

damage

just across the board

would solve half the issues

[quiet abyss]

do you even have it installed?

just wondering

prob not

[halcyon fossil]

no

i haven't played since the last time ogryn skill tree was shuffled again

[quiet abyss]

well id say its a good time

ogryn got a buff

some of the weapons did

[quiet abyss]

the power maul is def top 3 melees

oh yeah youre missing out

theres so much new stuff

no new weapons for ogryn sadly

but we got talents

and stuff

[halcyon fossil]

100gb is a hard sell rn

[quiet abyss]

troo

[halcyon fossil]

need that space for redacted in a week and a half

[quiet abyss]

just delete system32

[quiet abyss]

or, get this, just dont

because its slop

im telling you this because i have it installed

still slop

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ptXsaJi1EVU

[halcyon fossil]

true but it's tasty slop

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/zarzaliel/status/2046695472983585158?s=20 @timber oxide

Zar (@zarzaliel)

I don't think she noticed.

X · Apr 21, 2026, 9:00 PM

[quiet abyss]

piggy want slop

[timber oxide]

I see

[wet estuary]

Horrible day to be a californian

[thick plover]

What if you dropped a nuke on it

Like right now

[wet estuary]

Also not gonna lie but i ever seen the legion this big

[copper vapor]

the fuck is "hand warband"

or is it hano

[thick plover]

Its hand warband

Duhh

[copper vapor]

rivals of the foot clan?

[wet estuary]

😭

[thick plover]

Wheres shredder

[copper vapor]

shreddin'

[wet estuary]

and the brotherhood got shitted on

damn

[proven tundra]

Old World Blues my beloved

The only way I could play HOI4

[wet estuary]

NCR just spawned in a bunch of power armor divisions in shady sands 😭

and NCR just surrender

lovely

ggs bro

[copper vapor]

enclave more like unclave

get it

[oblique belfry]

random ass end crystal loot

ok

[dreamy moth]

average stlaker outside of the zone

fent!!

fent!!!!!!

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/VideoArtGame/status/2046544481143452088?s=20

VideoArtGame (@VideoArtGame)

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (2013)

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 21, 2026, 11:00 AM

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

this shit is underground too

surrounded with obsidian

[copper vapor]

going unarmed was more fun

pirate kung fu

[sour rivet]

if edward had the oomf his grandson had in his unarmed i'd do it more

still fun

[copper vapor]

and they all just get KO'd, not killed. Wholesome points

[sour rivet]

i mean

there is a animation where you snap someones neck

[cunning bronze]

ASking again because im stupid, is this nightfall?

[oblique belfry]

yes

[copper vapor]

only times I killed enemies was when you do a double/triple takedown and he takes their weapons/guns

[oblique belfry]

nightfallcraft - the casket of reveries

[cunning bronze]

also, mbo, some of these finishers are crazy lol

[copper vapor]

but pure hands they just go a mimir

[cunning bronze]

ty, looks interesting

how are you liking it?

[oblique belfry]

im loving the combat

and the boss progression

[copper vapor]

I only get the same takedown with the spear so I stopped caring about it, started to focus more on doing heavy attacks or special abilities to kill them

[cunning bronze]

Yeah, I like to mix stuff

I love stab lol

[copper vapor]

some longsword finishers are cool, too

[sour rivet]

can you get some spear finisher clips

i wanna see how it is

[cunning bronze]

I dont use spear

[copper vapor]

from what I noticed it depends on which part of the light attack combo string you're at

[cunning bronze]

It depends on the string and surface you are at too

[oblique belfry]

why did i not get this item sooner

[copper vapor]

and I almost always kill enemies on the second hit so it's always the same animation

[oblique belfry]

goddamn its amazing

and since hunger doesnt exist in this modpack

no more food worrying

cept for bossfights

but if i somehow use a whole stack of food in 1 boss

then its a skill issue

[sour rivet]

then use one

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-ned-okily-dokily-gif-4289162988260002514

Next time I record a clip ill use a spear just for you

[timber oxide]

"Ah yes, the legendary battleship, probably the only one of its kind... I can give you 5 potato chips for it, nothing more"

[sour rivet]

woo

[quiet abyss]

me when im on a rollercoaster

[timber oxide]

I mean, come on, my flagship which is a common, probably mass produced, flying dorito is worth more

[oblique belfry]

rekt

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture @halcyon fossil (would ping birb, but seems to already be here kinda)

ogryn is at 51

2/6 operatives are done

level 100 i mean

arbites, then scum/ogryn, leaving my worst class to last

psyker

[zealous depot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/drifter-deadlock-valve-dealock-GaymTy43pMpaPFndtt

[quiet abyss]

me when i dont have a spoon for my yogurt:

[zealous depot]

time to dead my lock

[quiet abyss]

lock your dead

anyways

[zealous depot]

or

[quiet abyss]

friday cant come soon enough

[zealous depot]

i can play ostranuts

[quiet abyss]

or?

oh

i was hoping

[zealous depot]

new update came out

[quiet abyss]

dont get my hopes up like that

you ass

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-chud-gif-2887627200340906462

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/Professor_Lando/status/2046715018159517887?s=20

Professor Lando (@Professor_Lando)

I went to my first Furry convention at LVFC

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 21, 2026, 10:17 PM

[sour rivet]

this is my complaint to furries
why are all you mfs canines

pull up wit sum fictional animal

give me eldritch

[oblique belfry]

kobolds ?

[marsh cargo]

@green granite

[sour rivet]

-# to be honest i just wish i saw more of other species than just foxes/wolves

i saw like
4-5 crow suits in my life

https://fixvx.com/Kojima_Hideo/status/2046736666837365201?s=20

小島秀夫 (@Kojima_Hideo)

https://t.co/ubwK0HwPyY

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 21, 2026, 11:43 PM

[copper vapor]

cuz they all about that dog life

[sour rivet]

HES GOING TO STEAL THE VALVE

[copper vapor]

he can't keep getting away with this

[timber oxide]

Turns out
Birds just aren't cool enough

[red iris]

they aint real

damned drones

[green granite]

I want that kitsune mask

But Lexington is peak

[oblique belfry]

FAK OF

DoG from calamity tier cancer

[cunning bronze]

oh nice

[sour rivet]

yeah okay

[oblique belfry]

finally

nether time

[severe flax]

chat i need some help

has anyone had to deal/recover from getting hacked/being fucked by a virus before?

[raven swan]

Change all passwords, format your pc

[oblique belfry]

not a major one

but i had my facebook account used without me knowing

so i changed password and had nothing ever since

[raven swan]

If you can't change all then at least change your internet banking password

[oblique belfry]

i did witness my friend lose his steam acc tho

thankfully he got it back cuz steam support is a chad

[raven swan]

I've seen a few viruses in my days as a internet cafe clerk

[oblique belfry]

change passwords / use two-factor auth

DO NOT USE YOUR ID THO

get like "send message to phone" or some shit

auth apps are okay as well

[raven swan]

I remember back in the day the most common kind of virus used to be these little shits that would duplicate your programs and make shortcuts for everything

[oblique belfry]

for example whenever i do something microsoft related i just confirm it via fingerprints

because there is so many morons trying to get into my hotmail for some stupid reason

speaking of lemme check rn

[raven swan]

Person of interest

[oblique belfry]

no no

ACTUAL login attempts

[sour rivet]

why do so many achievements in white knuckle want me to kill myself

[raven swan]

Anyway

Good morning chatters

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042492610721349749/1067641276993916948/8E53F84D-E043-4B9C-AC4B-269524F57FAF.gif

[raven swan]

It's hot as fuck, i think I got heat stroke already

[severe flax]

well whatever this is its a nasty litle fucker. antivirus isnt picking it up

[oblique belfry]

damn interesting

turns out it was only me that did login

damn microsoft finally upped their security ?

[raven swan]

What's the behaviour

[oblique belfry]

few months ago i had login attempts from left n right

mostly from brazil for some stupid reason

[left mantle]

it was MBO trying to reach you

[oblique belfry]

i remember having 9 login attempts in 1 day

[severe flax]

logging into all my shit, i lost mu alt acct i forgot i had

it logged into my main discord acct and spammed dm's but it couldnt change my password lmao

[raven swan]

Bro got his token stolen

[severe flax]

when it tried to log into my microsfot acct it said the login attempt was somewhere in russia

[sour rivet]

woah wtf

they made my workshop DIFFERENT

[raven swan]

Did you lose access to anything other than your discord so far?

[sour rivet]

oh my god

[oblique belfry]

ye me and nemean talked about it yesterday

[severe flax]

besides my alt acnt from 2021, nope. ive managed to block it from taking over anything else. mainly due to the fact im not braindead and have eveything set up with 2fa, pass keys, etc

[oblique belfry]

its really good

took them long enough and it shows

[sour rivet]

theres also the new store page overhaul comin

[oblique belfry]

👀

[sour rivet]

can they make their own discord for steam now please

[oblique belfry]

it already exists

[sour rivet]

ok but make it better

[severe flax]

i left the house earlier to go get taco bell and as soon as i parked my truck i got a notification from YOUTUBE OF ALL THINGS saying my google password was changed

i fuckin dropped my taco bell and ran inside to change it

[raven swan]

Yeah thats pretty much it then, you're chilling if you've got 2fa

[oblique belfry]

all they need at this point is making the audio settings / accessibility a bit better

like threshold n whatnot

because right now audio quality is ALMOST the same as discord

[severe flax]

ive got 2fa, passkeys, all the shit.. you need my phone and face id to sign into anything

i love my authenticators

but you think reinstalling windows will get rid of the little fucker? or am i gonna have to backup and reset my pc?

[oblique belfry]

what

and where

[sour rivet]

evening ghost
ghost: evening

[olive coral]

everytime i try to search something up on it, it keeps giving errors

i despise it

at least you can exit it

[sour rivet]

im not getting any errors

[oblique belfry]

reason why its in beta rn

oh

[raven swan]

Cyberpunk is done installing

[marsh cargo]

Punkcyber 77

[sour rivet]

doesnt gringo mean foreinger or somth

[marsh cargo]

Yeah

But typically american

[oblique belfry]

fak of

was a cool ass fight tho ngl

samurai 1v1

[verbal lodge]

mini bronya acquired 50/50 won

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/nikson_dev/status/2046653492576575633?s=20 @runic condor

nikson (@nikson_dev)

🎵🎁

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 21, 2026, 6:13 PM

nikson please i need to be punched by bonnie

[raven swan]

Is that five night at your granmas place

[sour rivet]

the joy of creation

[oblique belfry]

well this isnt ominous at all

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-joy-of-creation-gif-27092313

[bold citrus]

lowkey thinking about upgrading my pc (getting a 650w PSU, AM4 motherboard Ryzen 7 5700X3D and a NVME 2TB SSD)

[raven swan]

Bad time for storage man

[bold citrus]

storage?

really?

might get storage later then

[raven swan]

Yeah storage and ram is kinda insane rn

Avoid if you can

[bold citrus]

yeah ik about ram but I didn't know about storage

thankfully I already have 32 gigs of ram (DDR4, that's why I want to go to AM4)

[verbal lodge]

her idle animation is beatsaber?
HOLY

[raven swan]

I got that 16gig DDR3

[raven swan]

She GAMIN

[bold citrus]

I didn't know people were still rocking DDR3 😭 I was rocking 4 gigs of DDR3 a whole 2 years ago

[raven swan]

Wait so does star rail have both adult AND young bronya?

[verbal lodge]

no idea
pretty sure they never interacted with each other

just a coincedence

[raven swan]

I mean sure double the bronya

Loved her in hi3

[runic condor]

[uneven sapphire]

Gm chat

[oblique belfry]

oh hello

bai bai

the fights are absolute cinema

[marsh cargo]

the terrible shit gamer

[verbal lodge]

Still losing with cheats btw

atleast she's T0

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

6 FUCKING REY DAUS INVADING THE GRAND CANYON

[left mantle]

You just have 6 overlapping instances of the Rey Dau theme

all like 5 ms later than the previous

[zealous depot]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3100370/Black_Jacket/

Steam

Black Jacket

The blackjack-inspired rogue-lite deck builder where you gamble your way out of hell, supercharge your deck and play impossible combos.

BLACKJACK EVOLVED
Play Black Jack against the restless souls wandering the hellish afterlife. You play for their coin, and you’ll need lots of them to bribe the ferryman and escape. But watch your bet be…

Release Date

May 2026

found a neat deck builder

[orchid lynx]

i remember my primary school hated us calling it blackjack and they made us call it 21

same with my highschool too actually

[sour rivet]

and then that fuckass arkveld comes in and this plays

https://youtu.be/VjGkBQlB7WU?si=b-yfni4Q5CC9S0U_

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8_fZedifX0

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/bgmZ9.gif

[sour rivet]

im da bus

i fear arch tempered arkveld

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ena-joel-g-dream-bbq-2

[sour rivet]

when i went to fight a normal one for a gem

it was so slow

im afraid of how fast the expansion monsters are gonn be

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/taski-maiden-taski-maiden-ena-ena-bbq-gif-17087109503792055321

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ena-dream-bbq-35

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/enadreambbq-ena-gif-12513671300284391840

[clear bough]

wah

[oblique belfry]

WHERE THE HELL IS THE BOSS ?!?! 🗣️

[green granite]

Huh

I just found out Xbox reduced price on game pass yeh its very late and a huge ♻️ but like

[sour rivet]

I AM DA BOSS

[green granite]

Is the Xbox people going insane?

Or this is just skinwalker

[oblique belfry]

i thought you were the bus

[sour rivet]

boss bus

[clear bough]

too much losses

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/GfYjsIxAb5Y?si=cqvj1MgsT4kjt_Es oh god it appeared in my algo again

[clear bough]

bank account gone thin cause of gambling

[left mantle]

Hyper Zoomy Nargacuga

[clear bough]

i see this like every 3 days i swear

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/WM6xgk1VU0.gif

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/lala-barina-spin-spider-monster-hunter-gif-8189862940139366921

the lack of lala barina gifs upset me

[clear bough]

i feel like if i drink any amounts coffee ill shit myself

[left mantle]

It does tend to do that

[zealous depot]

no spooder

[zealous depot]

could be worse

[verbal lodge]

looks good enough for now... planning for the LC

[oblique belfry]

jesus

[green granite]

Whats that big arena

[oblique belfry]

boss

well it uses the same building as the modded fortress

with the create door

[oblique belfry]

[forest acorn]

@zealous depot meow

[zealous depot]

[forest acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/come-at-me-gif-14819347

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

ANY attack you say ?

[forest acorn]

its uhhh

[oblique belfry]

[forest acorn]

that one thing from elden ring

bloodhound step or whatever

raptor of the mists?

[oblique belfry]

hmm

[verbal lodge]

brother these voice lines are killing me

[clear bough]

wtf level goes up to 999 now?

[verbal lodge]

yessir, hoyo powercreep got to the level cap

[forest acorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1174992176804016128/bce21145bb.gif

[uneven sapphire]

[uneven sapphire]

That’s quite the time

[green granite]

@uneven sapphire

[uneven sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1494940057881149470/soppo.gif

[green granite]

SOPPO

[uneven sapphire]

My scizhoid gun wife

[green granite]

What kind of muppet names Soppo? How did she even get pass selection process

[uneven sapphire]

What that’s her actual name ingame?

[slim magnet]

soppo

[uneven sapphire]

Soppo

[green granite]

https://iopwiki.com/wiki/Soppo#/media/File:GFL2_Soppo_character_sheet.jpg

I still find it very funny that her name is SOPPO

[oblique belfry]

also i just sent a 150 mb file without nitro

[uneven sapphire]

Server boost

[oblique belfry]

it was max 100mb

still says 100mb

[uneven sapphire]

Maybe it adds up

[oblique belfry]

first time it happened

[green granite]

Man thought he was Vergil fr fr

[oblique belfry]

weird

[oblique belfry]

shits so satisfying

[uneven sapphire]

Best girl

[olive coral]

scroll down on boosts

[oblique belfry]

WOAH

IT WENT UP ?

[olive coral]

no you have to use 4 boosts to use that

lmao

[oblique belfry]

thats still amazing

fucking finally

no more going to sites to crop the clips

dude FLEW

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

gone

[oblique belfry]

shits so funny

[sour rivet]

man i wish actions 'n stuff was on java

[oblique belfry]

i still cant stop laughing

[sour rivet]

still have to do that outside of non boosted servers

[oblique belfry]

minecraft is such a game where actual physics are so uncommon that its funny

[oblique belfry]

i post most clips here anyways

so meh

https://youtube.com/shorts/QSjhzliMOiM?si=TBv5HSnS52Lg7p5p

@left mantle bug so horrendous they both stopped fighting

[chrome ginkgo]

Yeehaw

[little depot]

Animals = tamed

[verbal lodge]

set the enemy HP to 1000%... not that it mattered

[pallid sapphire]

American guide to: your alive,you get taxed and your money is used for shit

[green granite]

Huh

So Metro 2039 you arent Artyom

Just some complete random dude

[verbal gate]

No fucking shit it's clear sky

[uneven sapphire]

Hell yeah

[real aspen]

[uneven sapphire]

33C

Literal death

[real aspen]

true

[verbal gate]

I wasn't even talking about [redacted], therefore you are the one thinking about it

[real aspen]

cock

[verbal gate]

I put that whip onto you

[real aspen]

anyway

when i was only a lil sab

anything over 20c was rare

IN SUMMER

[verbal gate]

Let's get it to 40 degrees fellas

Number must go up

[sick trail]

Rest in peace, pinoys

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/white-knuckle-wk-blood-bug-bug-under-the-threat-of-death-gif-4380247361238631479

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-armored-core-first-generation-ac-anfang-armored-core-1-gif-6862243928791941829

[timid hollow]

Awesome

[pallid sapphire]

Ewwww

Bielefeld

[sour rivet]

woah they named a city after the game

[pallid sapphire]

It does not exist

[sour rivet]

what doesnt exist

[pallid sapphire]

Bielefeld does not exist

[sour rivet]

what is bielefeld

[pallid sapphire]

Nothing

[sour rivet]

ohhhhhh
okay

[pallid sapphire]

It does not exist

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_conspiracy

If you can prove that it does not exist you get a big cash price

[sour rivet]

it does not exist because i never heard of it until now

[frozen void]

Rock

[timid hollow]

Ich komm da nicht wech man

Will mich nur nicht leaken

Am ende steht sound besoffen vor meinem haus

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/deadasdiscogame/status/2046636973691904328?s=20

Dead as Disco (@deadasdiscogame)

ANYTHING, but training 🐴

QRT: Gacha_Zone
https://t.co/sOinvMpIrN

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 21, 2026, 5:07 PM

[green granite]

Begleitpanzer?

[slender wave]

why dont they attack at the same time

[green granite]

Anything but training 🥀

[sour rivet]

why should they

[slender wave]

cuz its unrealistic

[sour rivet]

and im ignoring you

[timid hollow]

I like turtles

[velvet stump]

cachy

[timid hollow]

0.o

[timid hollow]

That uh

Escalated quickly

[velvet stump]

never trust an appalachian who gives you a pvs14

[latent hazel]

No father?

[velvet stump]

opposite

[timid hollow]

Playing Max Payne 1, dude looks so Cursed in some of those comics

But it has a cool style

[latent hazel]

Max Payne 1 is fucking hard from what I remember

[timid hollow]

Its okay

[latent hazel]

The shotgun wielding enemies are literally the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler

[timid hollow]

Lot of f5 action

But were on the Server for that anyway

[latent hazel]

The shotgun in your hands does less damage than the lead pipe

The shotgun in the hands of the enemy is a thermonuclear bomb

[pastel wave]

Chat should I do another unit of chem before bed or should I go to bed its 2 am I have to get up at 6:30

I feel like it cant get worse right

Like I mean first 2 periods are already fucked

Im gonna be nodding like im barred out till like 10 either way

[latent hazel]

Go to bed

You won't learn anything anyway

If you're exhausted

[pastel wave]

True buuutt the work will be done

Its like the work is done but I wont gather anything from it like the work exists but not really

Like shooting someone in a fuge state

[wet estuary]

ggs

my power armor stockpile keeps fucking disappearing bro

ok we good

nevermind 😭

[green granite]

god roll on a not good weapon

@marsh cargo

[wet estuary]

ur lucky

im watching my stockpile disappear infront of my very own eyes

sergeant dornan would fucking LOSE it

[boreal plover]

love the dmrs in this game

feel so nice to use

POP POP POP

[green granite]

hard to build around them

most of them are built on high crit damage and head shot to stack damage which leave you not much space for survivability

[verbal gate]

22 years since and they still haven't announced the GameBoy Advanced successor

Failed company

[boreal plover]

do you play more of pvp or pve? im mostly pvp and i enjoyed maining a dmr and shotty for missions

[upbeat verge]

mornin

[zealous depot]

[wet estuary]

8 research slots 🥹

[pallid sapphire]

Möglich

[real aspen]

...why not just say less than half a percent of its total weight per day

[sick trail]

[clear bough]

i dont kcd is for me

id try it again if i ever got a better rig tho

[green granite]

I see why

PvE only

[severe flax]

you guys think reinstalling winodes would remove an undetecable piece of malware from my system?

like just a malware/virus my antivirus wouldnt pick up

[green granite]

likely that thing will stay after reinstall

[severe flax]

as far as i know its something thats been phising my passwords n shit

like it got my discord login but couldnt change my password, it tried to get my google and outlook but my shit is too locked down

it did however get my alt account from 2021 i forgot abt

[green granite]

I mean you can try

[severe flax]

but like i havent lost anything important

its just annoying and i really donyt wanna reset my pc

[slim magnet]

why not like at worst you'll be downloading a 200gb game again

everything else weighs nothing at all and nobody stores personal things on their drives anymore

[severe flax]

already backed up my entire gamma and anomaly folders to an external hardrive and am gonna copy them back to my pc if i reset

[slim magnet]

lmfao it actually was gamma

just wipe the drive dawg

[upbeat verge]

what happened

[wet estuary]

nevada and montana

surely no one would have nothing against them right

[severe flax]

got a virus or something and its undetecible by my antivirus and im tryig to figure out the best way to fix it or if i should just reset my pc

[upbeat verge]

reset the pc

just a straight up clean jnstall

best way

[severe flax]

Yeah I’ve been dreading that

Cuz I’ve already reinstalled Windows’s but I see no difference

With malware like this tho I won’t until I get a notification about a log in attempt

[forest acorn]

@slim magnet

[upbeat verge]

well then you have to test it

if u get another log in attempt or something weird going on
unplug the drive throw that bitch in the trash and buy a new one

or keep it as a souvenir

[severe flax]

i would but im unemployed rn and what i got is what i got lmao

[slim magnet]

fuck do you want

[upbeat verge]

shouldn't have tried downloading hentai porn off that sketchy website

[severe flax]

it was tomadachi life..

[upbeat verge]

oh youre that guy

omgg

I'm sorry I had to

[severe flax]

if i had a used a vpn LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO WHEN RUNNING THE EMULATOR this wouldnt have fucking happened

nah its cool

i dont usuallt fuck up this badly but when it does its bad

what the fuck does (notebooks) mean

[slim magnet]

why would you ever need to run a vpn for an emulator mbic holy shit

[clear bough]

[slim magnet]

how long is the series of red flags bro just skipped to play a leaked game that's releasing in a few days

[clear bough]

bruh

[severe flax]

i aint buying an entire console to play one singular game and fuck nintendo

[slim magnet]

xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[clear bough]

i think like 4 of my friends got hacked trying to download some old pokemon games
and it was the same message too, the mr beast one

[upbeat verge]

first mistake was you wanting to play a nintendo game

respectfully

grow the fuck up

[upbeat verge]

U WANNA PLAY THIS!?!?!

[slim magnet]

just wipe the drive kid the more you type the more the keylogger knows about you

[upbeat verge]

I've played similar shit on miniclip years ago

[clear bough]

honestly looks like a fun game

[upbeat verge]

brother

😭

[severe flax]

i can give them newports. its better than the sims who cares

[supple lotus]

Didnt you recently play and enjoy Hello Kitty Adventures?

throwing stones and all

[upbeat verge]

yes.

[clear bough]

[upbeat verge]

[clear bough]

friendly fire

[upbeat verge]

and its damn good

[clear bough]

bruh

[supple lotus]

[severe flax]

lmao and your telling ME to grow up

[upbeat verge]

this looks fucking shit

[upbeat verge]

it looks like it was made in flash

[forest acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212881717946228827/1477480442922930236/tenor.gif

[upbeat verge]

by someone who is 13

you cant expect me NOT to hate skom

I'm sorry

[upbeat verge]

also it was like 4 mnths ago

[supple lotus]

just pointing out some... you know

[upbeat verge]

I wouldn't say recently

[clear bough]

friendly fire is crazy

[upbeat verge]

unlike hello kitty island adventures

you have to remember I didn'ttry to pirate it and install a key logger on my system

[supple lotus]

[clear bough]

i dont think ill play it, but the clips and chars i saw made from tomodachi were pretty cool

[upbeat verge]

big difference skom

[severe flax]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-butters-hello-kitty-gif-14455860143615553237

you

thats you

butters lookin ahh

[upbeat verge]

yes

[clear bough]

you can draw custom chars on tomodachi from what ive seen too

[severe flax]

(butters is my fav character i fucking love him)

[supple lotus]

butters drops his pants below the knees to piss, i dont think Ivan goes THAT far

[severe flax]

https://tenor.com/view/butters-griddy-griddy-butters-gif-27637988

[upbeat verge]

didn't the wii have that like years ago

[slim magnet]

will dawgene format the pc and change his passwords or is he more interested in bickering than in securing his shit

[clear bough]

[severe flax]

its the sequel

[clear bough]

never played nintendo games

[upbeat verge]

key logger having a field day

[slim magnet]

ye bro finna have a chatbot modelled after him at this point

[severe flax]

the first tomadachi was on the ds and this is the second game 20 years later lmao

[severe flax]

ill fuck chatgpt in the ass idgaf

[upbeat verge]

BROTHER GO REINSTALL

jesus

[severe flax]

NO

NOT YET

[upbeat verge]

well then have fun getting hacked to oblivion

[severe flax]

i must tend to my mods

[upbeat verge]

saying that while his pc is actively at risk is crazy work

[clear bough]

[upbeat verge]

tbh you should've been hacked no surprise

kinda deserving of it at this rate

[severe flax]

im actully just waiting on my drivers n shit so im just playing with my cat

[clear bough]

careful the cat will get hacked

[severe flax]

whatever it was couldn;t even get past the most basic of google security dawg

[upbeat verge]

that doesn't mean that itcan't do massive dmg to your system once it's in

[severe flax]

the cat has less ram that a macintosh dw

[clear bough]

they only have enough ram to remind you to feed then

[severe flax]

she doesnt know she exists sometimes

[upbeat verge]

a lot em don't

[clear bough]

dont exist?

[severe flax]

lmao when i got this pc they gave me a reallt shitty webcame that i used as a cat cam for my gf whenever she would want to see her

eepy

[clear bough]

can you open the keycaps on laptop keyboard

[upbeat verge]

@slim magnet have u watched narcos?

[slim magnet]

no

[upbeat verge]

ok

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-9458407

[upbeat verge]

what is sab posting

[upbeat verge]

just realized all of raw sewage can be skipped by using the jump boots lmao

@sick trail

[sick trail]

Why the

That's literally Pepe's origin

[upbeat verge]

idk

[real aspen]

https://klipy.com/gifs/yuyushiki-lRu

[supple lotus]

this also feels good, man

https://x.com/kotolout/status/2046697219978395846?s=20

Spytihněv (@kotolout)

it’s done

april 23

▶ Play video

X · Apr 21, 2026, 9:06 PM

Brno Transit tomorrow

Finally we can takle a polaroid of our character's asscrack

[sick trail]

Oh wait it's tomorrow

Fuck it's already the end of April

Getting it on launch though

Man deserves the money

[upbeat verge]

fellas

which country has a flower on its 5 euro cent coin

[upbeat verge]

THE AUSTRIAN COIN

wtf

then i have another

that says 5 lepta

wtfff

[green granite]

no larp?

megamind

[upbeat verge]

I wonder

for 2001

just how demanding was the serious engine

with it's ability to generate these massive levels with most of the more than 30 enemies on screen

[green granite]

like car engine?

oh game engine

[slim magnet]

serious sam ran fine back in the day

[upbeat verge]

since I've read it was a pretty revolutionary engine for its time

well as revolutionary as you can get in 2000s

[slim magnet]

not really like sure it was the first mainstream horde shooter

[green granite]

nice

[slim magnet]

people were already doing so in both unreal and unreal tournament

[upbeat verge]

but then again people wouldn't have played on 1080 or 1440p

so that also helps

[green granite]

isnt Serious Sam powered by Havok

or what is it

[upbeat verge]

its powered by the serious engine dude

do you really not read cup wtf

[green granite]

I forgot if Havok was like a game engine just just physic engine

[upbeat verge]

havok is physics engine

croteam created the serious engine from scratch

[green granite]

I thought you mean demanding for serious engine, and as serious engine means a very serious engine

not like Serious Engine that runs Serious Sam

[upbeat verge]

....

are you on meds

[green granite]

fuck no

I dont know the context behind your shit

[slim magnet]

the context is right there tho

[upbeat verge]

yes.

[slim magnet]

does a car engine generate massive levels featuring 30 or more enemies on screen

is bro stupid

[upbeat verge]

tbh deus ex in 2000 1 year prior also had some pretty big levels

[green granite]

all I saw was "AUSTRIAN COIN" then How demanding is serious engine

like I guess Engine has to run something serious

[slim magnet]

deus ex was a completely different aim

that's why i mentioned unreal and ut99 monster hunt maps

[upbeat verge]

ye I know

[brittle karma]

build is finally done

[upbeat verge]

but still its levels were pretty big

[slim magnet]

you already had massive levels with horde shooter gameplay before serious sam

nah

[green granite]

Rossi

best girl

[upbeat verge]

there were?

[slim magnet]

the biggest problem with unreal was that the levels were immense

[upbeat verge]

tbh I wouldn't know much on thatr I'm afraid

born in 2002 xd

[slim magnet]

that's mostly why it sucked

it was a technological marvel

but holy shit it's a snooze of a game

pretty, but boring

[upbeat verge]

unreal or ss?

[slim magnet]

unreal

[upbeat verge]

never played it

I thought it was multiplayer only

[slim magnet]

serious sam has tiny levels compared to most of unreal's run time

and the arena design is great

and is paced really good

[upbeat verge]

imagineee

[slim magnet]

in unreal you get a massive set piece environment place that's pretty that's obviously a "dude look at what the engine can produce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" designs

it was a tech demo

[upbeat verge]

interesting

[slim magnet]

and those set pieces consist of like 2 minutes of walking in a straight line and then running into an arena with a handful of monsters

and then another pretty landscape to gawk at

rinse and repeat

like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsiqX3DWcY4

compare this to valley of the kings

(it's kind of a close analogue)

[upbeat verge]

das a crazy name

[green granite]

I miss Alien Shooter

[slim magnet]

valley of the kings is kick ass as all shit

and it's a straight corridor

literally zero fanfare

[upbeat verge]

valley looks way more open

the one in the video at the start is 2 walls

its like a doom map

[slim magnet]

look at other unreal levels

the game has massive open areas

i posted the stone titan level because it's an analogue to the valley of the kings

which serves as the boss battle for the highlander

[green granite]

I have 9 shots in this 6-shot revolver

[upbeat verge]

holy

that's a lot of platforms

ah nvm half of them are new

[brittle karma]

not as bad as D2 guns

[slim magnet]

i don't remember watching this but holy shit facing worlds was ass level design but honestly that's what made it dumb fun to just kill time at

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/soy-boy-point-point-soy-boy-wojak-point-wojak-laugh-gif-7924063371220129973

[slim magnet]

since it's basically impossible to score A point

[upbeat verge]

THE THING

golden eye 007 in 1997?

I thought it was much ealier

[latent hazel]

the redeemer nuke launcher thats hidden in plain sight

[slim magnet]

the redeemer is a nothing burger dawg you can just shoot the rocket and blow up the user

[latent hazel]

dont also forget the absolutely gorgeous skybox

[slim magnet]

the issue is the pixel peek that covers the entire map at the top of the towers

[latent hazel]

with earth down below

[slim magnet]

with an instant kill hitscan weapon

[latent hazel]

bro who fucking cares looool

also

[slim magnet]

yeah that is exactly what i said above retard

[latent hazel]

the music on the map too

is phenomenal

its the same reason people love dust 2

when its objectively the worst balanced comp CS map maybe ever

[slim magnet]

facing worlds was designed by a toddler with stone tools but that's what makes it a fun map

[latent hazel]

the aesthetics of it are phenomenal

the best in all of unreal 1999

[brittle karma]

i played the shit out of morpheus map in ut1999

[latent hazel]

ts is also really coolgers

[green granite]

The what

[latent hazel]

lol

you type in "best maps in unreal 1999"

and earch by image

and most of it is facing worlds

[brittle karma]

i still remember using the redeemer to glitch the 1st person camera into 3rd person

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/m0sscrypt/status/2046744735008629216

moss ✧˖°. ☾ (@m0sscrypt)

my fellow höllvanians

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 22, 2026, 12:15 AM

[pliant chasm]

obana

[upbeat verge]

SODA

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/soda-gif-8026056502744469335

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-stare-yuji-itadori-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-yuji-stare-meme-gif-2566228405341525362

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-gif-19585502

[tiny notch]

i just walked face to face with a dragon after walking around a corner in my ivllage

[sick trail]

Didn't shoulder peek the village dragon

Smdh

[slim magnet]

i could never like rlcraft

[real aspen]

😭 😭 :sobbbbbb

[latent hazel]

idk why but the unreal tournament robot characters got aura

[tiny notch]

rlcraft is peak

[slim magnet]

ye the cyborg skins were hard as fuck

[latent hazel]

the main baddie too

[slim magnet]

xan's 2k4 design is cool

[sick trail]

Abiotic Factor late game radiation suit

[still spire]

Peak mentioned

[slim magnet]

no bro mentioned abiotic factor, not peak

[latent hazel]

i forgot the tutorial for unreal

[slim magnet]

i can not post the sticker without breaking channel rules!!!!!!

[latent hazel]

it had like a weird 4 handed guy

that you had to gib with the jackhammer

[ashen iris]

H m m

https://fixupx.com/Kojima_Hideo/status/2046736666837365201?s=20

小島秀夫 (@Kojima_Hideo)

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FixupX · Apr 21, 2026, 11:43 PM

[quiet yew]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

PEAK

[still spire]

Nahh abiotic factor is peak

[latent hazel]

yo its the fraud guy

[slim magnet]

video kojima

[latent hazel]

yooooooo

i found the tutorial

but it has boobies in it

as stained glass window art

[pliant chasm]

post

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZVzoOi002s

[tiny notch]

basically rlcraft

[upbeat verge]

oh its that japanese guy with the mid writing , is he making a game in colaboration with valve

[pliant chasm]

why you playing rlcraft

[upbeat verge]

shes gae

[pliant chasm]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HGIatwLasAAMzYj.webp

[tiny notch]

its fun

[pliant chasm]

yea sure

[ashen iris]

Saying Kojima's writing is mid is peak rage bait and I'm all for it, lmao.

[upbeat verge]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-15525160923406621005

kojima putting in the mathamatical perfect amount of feet into any given scene

[upbeat verge]

thats myazaki

[tiny notch]

doesnt kojima do it too

[upbeat verge]

kojima puts random western references cuz he thinks it's hip

[pliant chasm]

they both do it

[upbeat verge]

true

[pliant chasm]

im talking about feet

[tiny notch]

anyway is pragmata good