╟❓general-offtopic

[rocky turtle]

i hate that mf

[halcyon fossil]

oh yeah payday 2 lore went off the deep end huh

[timber oxide]

PD2 lore is just a giant acid trip

[oblique belfry]

fuck sultan indeed

[noble basin]

''Let's steal america"

[timber oxide]

They kinda did

[sour rivet]

Why couldnt i have bain as my president

[covert shard]

"guys go cook meth"

1 singular heist later

"Guys, we need to rob the white house"

[noble basin]

they fucking did

[sour rivet]

Fuck my stupid heistsr life

[timber oxide]

They stole the president

[rocky turtle]

percy come back stronger next time ( and with 400 hp)

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

i just need to buy fuckton of medical components for that

and get poison knife

gg ez quasi boss farm

[oblique belfry]

[covert shard]

I wouldn't be at all surprised if they actually stole a bioweapon from Umbrella

[timber oxide]

Guys, remember that Dallas bought a yacht and named it Medic Bag

PD2 is actually the game that taught me where the center of my screen is

[covert shard]

"damn, we can't find Dallas, he is like a ghost!"

" Sir, what about that yacht named: "Medic Bag"?"

"A coincidence"

[covert shard]

How to point aim?

Play payday 2

[noble basin]

Aiming? Whats that?

[timber oxide]

The first person shooter game where aiming is worse than not aiming

[noble basin]

Lmg go brrrr

[timber oxide]

Just fucking

Know where the center of your screen is

[copper vapor]

would be a cool crossover

[timber oxide]

And press the left mouse button when whatever you want to shoot is in the center

Or just bring the biggest gun you have

Either works

[noble basin]

Or use a shotgun and spray

[timber oxide]

Beat people up

With a stack of cash

Comically large spoon

[covert shard]

"why we would allow our IP to be used in your game?"

"It would be mad funny. And think about it. 30 bucks a dlc"

"So?"

"6 million people ready to buy a dlc"

[halcyon fossil]

akimbo smgs my beloved 😌

[noble basin]

Ty russianbadger

[timber oxide]

M1 Garand which holds 23 bullets

[covert shard]

He was the one that bullied starbreeze to the point of them adding it to the game

[noble basin]

Yep

[timber oxide]

In a 8 round clip

[covert shard]

Heisters be heisting

[timber oxide]

Now I understand why the police is willing to send hundreds of cops to stop them

Those are not people

They are supernatural beings who only value money

[covert shard]

Eldritch horrors very much 🫃

[timber oxide]

This is perfectly in line with the lore btw

That would be the least weird thing

[proven tundra]

We need more volunteers!

OFFTOPICA NEEDS YOU!

[noble basin]

Add me

I wanna be an advisor

[rocky turtle]

how am i doing?

[covert shard]

How am I doin

[noble basin]

how you doin

[proven tundra]

which one would you like to be

[noble basin]

Irving

[proven tundra]

Decent
The computer doesn't know if it likes you yet

[proven tundra]

Also decent

[timber oxide]

Does the computer like me?

[rocky turtle]

still didnt go corrupt
must be a skinwalker

[proven tundra]

Welcome to the team
Who would you like to be attached to

[proven tundra]

Unknown

[noble basin]

I'll let you choose

[timber oxide]

Ungrateful clanker

The what plague

[noble basin]

Bible be like:

[rocky turtle]

watch him betraying you

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/memes-bruh

[left mantle]

Adam and Eve if they were in Egypt.

[copper vapor]

no Mr. Fisherman I never tasted soil to learn that

[tiny notch]

if henry cavil gets casted as Aegon the Conqueror im killing myself

[copper vapor]

he's too busy butting heads with amazon execs for that Warhammer 40k series

[halcyon fossil]

i keep trying to focus on listening to an album but keep getting fucking distracted. bed time perhaps

[copper vapor]

which I bet will never see the light of day

[pure compass]

Can I die heroically in an OHQ?

[sour rivet]

cant blame him since netflix fucked the witcher series up

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

the creatures greed has not limits

[proven tundra]

which one would you like

[sour rivet]

i would like if something i want adapted to be close as possible to the source material

[copper vapor]

I can cuz he's an idiot going to AAA publishers wanting to do "faithful adaptations"

you know what they say, fool me once...

he shoulda gone directly to GW and then found some indie studio to produce it

[proven tundra]

sixth is on the eastern front pushing from a new city we founded, infantry + 2 x 50 light tanks

[pure compass]

the one with the highest Lead-from-front stat

[copper vapor]

we're not gonna get faithful adaptations from the likes of netflix and amazon

[sour rivet]

or paramount

fucking

HALOOOOOOO

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

ONE JOB

[copper vapor]

fact he burned himself out with netlfix and then went to amazon is just him being silly and naive

naivelly
sillive

[proven tundra]

4 is the highest
what would you like to call your brigade

5 regular infantry units and a scavenged GR jetpack + mg unit

[noble basin]

Good deal

[halcyon fossil]

hard sell

[pure compass]

The Lobo Guard

[proven tundra]

I have you on Fluid Defence

do you wanna change postures

[copper vapor]

katheryn winnick... is that the uh

[thick plover]

Holy shit

[copper vapor]

Lagertha from Vikings?

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry i will now start the new invincible ep

because spoilers are starting to appear

[tiny notch]

i think so

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

notice how theres no computer to write on

[sour rivet]

hes got skin

[thick plover]

Who burried Victor Orban

[tiny notch]

no hes clearly been flayed by the boltons

[oblique belfry]

do so

[sour rivet]

i typed invincible in gifs and regret

what is CONQUEST DOING

[pure compass]

I forgot what postures exist.

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thragg-supercut

[pure compass]

whatever you think actually helps you

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-meme-invincible-edit-wobbly-spider-man-gif-7450003638426370311

[proven tundra]

I usually do Fluid Defence or Recon in Force by default

[pure compass]

No mech so fluid defence I guess

[tiny notch]

wait i just realised this too 😭

i doubt that would go over well with cinemas

"yeah our main plot involves a lot of incest"

i hope the movies good but i doubt it will be

[pure compass]

You think moviegoers would pay for that?

[tiny notch]

considering 90% of the conquest was just surrendering

there was three battles irrc

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

@timber oxide any preference

[frank hearth]

it was a gun rem btw

[zealous depot]

How's the bober doing

[proven tundra]

only slightly corrupt

[timber oxide]

Fuel sounds nice

[proven tundra]

our computer hasn't decided how to feel about you

[zealous depot]

Goooooood

[timber oxide]

Yeah don't let them know I pay you extra

This is a top secret and rat cannot know about this

[zealous depot]

Ah so my special "ignore me" software is working

[covert shard]

Guess I am quite liked by the state

[zealous depot]

Wait do i have targets to select

You know

'Targets'

[proven tundra]

You are actually the only director with Corruption lol

and you can't investigate yourself

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

The governor of the capital zone is slightly corrupt

you could investigate Martha

or this guy

[left mantle]

"We investigated ourselves and found no issues"

[covert shard]

How can you see if you are corrupt or not?

[zealous depot]

I will wait to investigate

See if I get some more bribes

[zealous depot]

Aye wait a minute

Why's Martha more CORRUPT THAN ME

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry i swear these viltrumites long term goal is fucking stupid

they constantly purge themselves

[proper coral]

fr fr

[sour rivet]

WHO ARE YOUUUUU

oh hi dog

[proper coral]

stand ready for my arrival offtopic

[rocky turtle]

alo

[left mantle]

what a topical comment considering where you're from

[oblique belfry]

minor convenience happens
viltrumites : 🫱

[proper coral]

hi droon

[sour rivet]

another plague upon them

[oblique belfry]

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/clarke92-wwe-paul-heyman-reaction-wrestling-gif-15370098801826438645

[proper coral]

ok im gonna go play space station 13 sit down for my departure offtopic

[sour rivet]

someone save him

he used to be cool and have diversity in his playtime

now hes moth

[proper coral]

haha i have put like 1700 hours total into space station

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

i continue to resist his power to pull me into the game (i keep getting distracted by other games)

[proper coral]

^ this bird is scared of rp

[zealous depot]

we love fraud

[halcyon fossil]

ss13 my beloved

[sour rivet]

this birb rp capabilites have dwindled over the years

[left mantle]

We love that it's "coincidentally" only 1 side doing it

[zealous depot]

The funni

[halcyon fossil]

one day i will return to 13 and feel like shit because 14 just controls better

[sour rivet]

it takes getting used to

[proven tundra]

@vital venture how could you be so corrupt

[zealous depot]

[vital venture]

Motherfucker living the best life compared to me

Peak

[zealous depot]

Peak

[proven tundra]

the computer likes every decision except taking away your car

[hexed stag]

wow so interesting

[zealous depot]

Even the computer is starting to get corrupt

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

crispy worms

[sour rivet]

cryptobiote

where protein tubes

[copper vapor]

where protein paste

ok Crimson Desert has one fatal flaw

the stuff you send your NPCs to do for work takes time, obviously
but it doesn't tick down if you're outside the game

[sour rivet]

also doge to answer your question about nolans power level earlier

he was allowing himself to get fucked up by the guardians

[oblique belfry]

i refuse to believe that

thats so stupid

how does one just lose durability on demand like that

[sour rivet]

i mean mark got his shit rocked by weaker people

[halcyon fossil]

read that as wesker

[sour rivet]

he got himself hurt enough so it wouldnt seem suspisious

of course cecil already knew

-# somehow

honestly

dont overthink it

[copper vapor]

he also just fake killed everyone, right

[sour rivet]

comic bullshit

[sour rivet]

yeah we got fake guts and fake blood and fake neck snap

dw

[copper vapor]

fake skull crush

[sour rivet]

fake WHERE IS OMNIMAN

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-immortal-invincible-angry-where-is-omniman-gif-12301134070869383990

[copper vapor]

fake hail mary

I really can't get into the boys or invincible because their schtick is just shock value

everything they do plot-wise I've already seen in other stuff

the viltrumite bullshit is almost 1:1 copy of the saiyans

||their planet even exploded now||

[proven tundra]

The Boys did really good generating tension with homelander I feel

Like you were genuinely scared for the characters

[copper vapor]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[proven tundra]

In season 1*

It fell off after that

[copper vapor]

just a turbo cancer version of Justice Lords superman

[proven tundra]

Never seen it

[sour rivet]

homelander is a lil cry baby that would get humbled by literally anyone outside the show

[proven tundra]

Ye that's kinda the point he's the biggest bully on earth on the show

[copper vapor]

||inside too a-train, soldier boy and even fuckin hughie humiliated him||

[sour rivet]

all that milk did nothing to strengthen him

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

oh

[sour rivet]

mark is fucked

[copper vapor]

uh oh camp funds running dry

[green granite]

New episode of Invincible is brutal

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-green-goblin-willem-dafoe-oh-oh-no-gif-26756247

i suppose that is one way

[zealous depot]

[timber oxide]

sorry i got a bit angy

[proven tundra]

How is cd do you feel now that time has passed

[oblique belfry]

"the game that punished you for being rich"

"the stal-"
🛌

[slim magnet]

the game that doesn't fake sur--

[slim magnet]

moon's easter egg ending

[copper vapor]

I practically stopped "playing the game" and am now just a camp leader

doing errands for the camp, building it up

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

story-wise it's pretty good to get the gang back together and building ourselves back up

[proven tundra]

My favourite part of fallout 4 other than being a loot goblin was building the settlement

Do you get to build/place stuff yourself or is it all pre generated structures

[copper vapor]

unfortunately it's just pre-set stuff

you click the "build/expand" camp and they do it themselves in static stages

there's a house you can decorate but I haven't seen any gameplay impact from it yet

the camp seems to unlock extra features, too

I unlocked "royal trading" via horse carts with specific goods and the trading menu even has dynamic prices

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/HYPEX/status/2044551892961726465?s=20 @oblique belfry

HYPEX (@HYPEX)

NEW TEASER — DARK VOYAGER IS GOING TO STW

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 15, 2026, 11:02 PM

[copper vapor]

got two quests to build a ranch and a farm, too

[sour rivet]

anything but the last zone bro 🥀

[copper vapor]

so I imagine we'll get to raise cattle and grow crops

[sour rivet]

raise goats

send them to war

[oblique belfry]

aint no fucking way

BR lore in my STW ?

[oblique belfry]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[sour rivet]

inb4 it isnt

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PPKp5HsIqU

[copper vapor]

inb4 gojira in stw

as a superboss

[oblique belfry]

rn both dark voyager and ice king are swapped

dark voyager is in OG season rn

while ice king is here

some fuckery happened

[proven tundra]

Thank you sir

[sour rivet]

wait

stw is free tomorrow

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

The dead

[copper vapor]

they're not dead just sleeping

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/906716365505822730/1245793400951804056/bonker34_-_1795884859732251019.gif

[timber oxide]

My knife broke

[rocky turtle]

3 hours till patch

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

i forgot the event

i gotta SPEEDRUN THIS SHIT

-# mainly want the announcer

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-reading-book-gif-3108297423409080751

me when hand of abaddon ^

good book so far

||im pretty sure kesh is becoming an imperial saint, or some other shit like that, considering how she broke a shield that a sister of silence couldnt, and also just pieced up a chaos marine with a SPACE MARINE POWER AXE which weighs like, 40 pounds||

im having fun, i like nick kyne's writing

a good author for sure

better than fucking marc

fuck you marc

[rocky turtle]

its from gacha ring mersault is event reward

[quiet abyss]

anyways

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

what is true taco?

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

you didnt reply to anyone, so its anyones guess

[zealous depot]

Worlds greatest mystery

I'm one of the 5 wonders of the world

[quiet abyss]

no youre not, one of the wonders is why the hell i bother playing psyker

shit is NOT for me

im only good at psyker on havoc

which is the most ass backwards shit ever

its got more specials, so you can use abilities more

more warp siphon charges

more shit in general

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ck_Ql_6JoSw?si=ZzmdttqrAWIFhPp6

they are indeed short staffed

[rocky turtle]

damn wtf

[cunning reef]

Hey everypony

[rocky turtle]

[cunning reef]

The heat hit us early it seems

Was almost 90 today

Wheres my fun spring weather

[rocky turtle]

wtf why is that good

[marsh cargo]

because he gets to avoid paying taxes again

[quiet abyss]

watch as fatshark cant even make intended gameplay mechanics work

poxbursters can be pushed, and you get more range

but NO you dont actually

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dies-cat-3

[quiet abyss]

shut it taco

[zealous depot]

Wow

Rude

[green granite]

Replace Hop on Val? With Hop on Glorptide?

[zealous depot]

Gloprtide

More like

Shittide

[green granite]

MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURN Matchmaking - Looking for Party Campaign XXX into Empty Lobby

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-T0TlMN-RE

new movie with JK Simmons

HA

Jared Harris as Gorbachev

he played Legasov in Chernobyl (where Gorbachev also appears)

[green granite]

I forgot which movie where like a group of people snuck into Chernobyl and get chased by like

Zombie-like people

And at the end the last survival girl gets locked into quarantine along w other crazed people

[copper vapor]

I think it was also called Chernobyl

[green granite]

Lemme ser

Chernobyl Diaries

[quiet abyss]

acting like i weigh 900 pounds smh

i dont breathe heavy enough into the mic, taco doesnt hear me fucking breathing

just yapping

[green granite]

Poor Taco

Being converted into Nurgle by a Pox Zealot

[quiet abyss]

what is bro yappin about

[copper vapor]

most camp npcs asking for help are giving me decent tasks for the good of the faction as a whole

then there's the con artist wanting to pull tricks on people for easy money

and then there's Naira the whining bickering bitch

[green granite]

Look at you

Even Nurgle is afraid of you

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

emprah blessed me

also why am i getting the hate from cup

calling me a nurgle cultist smh

[green granite]

Oh no

[quiet abyss]

thats asmongold

a great unclean one

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

You're just a summer Tyrannid sucking on the Sludge the Emprah poured

To worship Him?

Kys

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

[quiet abyss]

such anger from a silly little fella

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-cnstix-throwing-cheese-9230QGWVu5JlW8uc6u

WHY IS THIS GIF NOT EMBEDDING??

it hasnt been embedding for like the whole day

ONLY that one

[green granite]

I actually forgot whats the Tyrannid clone in Warhammer

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[green granite]

[quiet abyss]

clone?

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

It is Tyranid

[zealous depot]

Do be an anomaly

[quiet abyss]

genestealer?

[timid hollow]

found cool daggers :)

[quiet abyss]

Eugene Stealer

[green granite]

I thought Helldiver Terminid is called Tyranid

Ya kno

Democrat vs Tyranny

[verbal gate]

does the embedfail still work

[cunning bronze]

@copper vapor the first real challenge

[verbal gate]

!embedfail

[solid sundial]

⠀

[cunning bronze]

lmao

[quiet abyss]

yeah the helldivers ones are terminids

tyranids are the ones from 40k

[copper vapor]

looks like you're doing fine

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

rate the new fit

this is the old fit. I don't like the wolf paws flapping out of my arms

[zealous depot]

I give it a 7

The coat is too long imo

[copper vapor]

looks silly having these wolf paws flapping about when I run (old fit)

[copper vapor]

yeah I think so too

but better than wolf paws

[zealous depot]

The belts holding it down makes up for it tho

[copper vapor]

I know the plate helm stands out a bit much with the leather cloak and coat armor but I didn't get any suits of plate armor yet

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

and the silly red gloves let me steal shit with impunity once every 30 mins

right in front of people, too

Got money and manpower for one of these. Which one first? Ranch for livestock or farm for fruit/veggies?

[zealous depot]

Livestock

[copper vapor]

ranch it is

holy shit it's gonna turn out big

now I just gotta wait 6 hours

[rocky turtle]

they all suck

[lucid latch]

Me loading up modded SPT with a good kit just to get head eyes by some random ai pmc with the username "XXTushonka_destroyer15XX" using a toz and no helmet

[left mantle]

This was the SPT Realism we were expecting

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO54KAldU-Y

[copper vapor]

you get what you asked for

[lucid latch]

Yup

Atleast its easier than real tarkov I won't touch that with a 10ft pole

[copper vapor]

you mean the AI in real tarkov or... you know

those people

[lucid latch]

The people

[copper vapor]

true

[lucid latch]

The real players

Hopping onto tarkov to get stomped by a high gear player while trying to do a quest

[green granite]

@quiet abyss https://open.spotify.com/track/0BE7VaWK67XIBKjj7RCiKg?si=Luhr6dibQeGPcViTVOGBTg

The theme of scanning trash cans

[quiet abyss]

exactly

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ seraphine mains are insufferable

every post i see regarding patch notes or champ changes they are there
everytime i look at someone talking about balancing they are there
even when i look at a simple dev talking about smth not even regarding the game they are there

[sour rivet]

dont worry

i will remove the character

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/earn-cp-cod-points-cp-dr-disrespect-call-of-duty-gif-14492841013206218382

[copper vapor]

found a dye seller in crimson desert
bought a bottle of blue dye from him
drank the bottle right in front of the man's eyes
now he can dye my gear blue

[green granite]

New DLC allows you to play as Dr Disrespect as a Predator

[sour rivet]

how'd it taste

[quiet abyss]

bro so it rained really hard earlier, and now my wifi is patchy as FUCK

and its pissing me off

i get like 5 min

then like 10 of nothing

i hate nature

i hate spring

i wanna go back to winter, snow didnt cause this issue

[copper vapor]

anyone know the name of this titty streamer

I only find Youtube Shorts with her and shorts don't show the channel name
and no I'm not clicking

[copper vapor]

chicken

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cp-cod-points-call-of-duty-coin-gif-18232007304423385146

[oblique belfry]

birb

how was the ep

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-green-goblin-willem-dafoe-oh-oh-no-gif-26756247

[oblique belfry]

kaboom ?

[sour rivet]

kaboom

[oblique belfry]

thats where all the budget went

[sour rivet]

hell yea

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

and to their pants cuz how tf did it not burn

[oblique belfry]

i wondered the same thing

wtf are those pants made out of

[sour rivet]

censorshipium

[oblique belfry]

animators did not wanna draw viltrum dih 🥀

[raven swan]

Good morning chatters

[green granite]

Least confusing map layout of Darktide

[oblique belfry]

hola

[green granite]

Watch Invincible ep 7

NOW

[oblique belfry]

i already did ?

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-awesome-mario-twerking-gif-23644561

[oblique belfry]

keep up

[green granite]

Wrong

I am simply just

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[raven swan]

Just checked out gameplay of mongil, and man is the most genric piece of shit I've seen in a while

[oblique belfry]

cuppy i will spoil the ep

[raven swan]

Absolute goon

[green granite]

The person who smited you will be Falco

Not me

I already watched it

[oblique belfry]

good

[sour rivet]

i see no italian here

[raven swan]

[pliant chasm]

you can play that chinese game on mobile

ts getting crazy man

[copper vapor]

whjat chinese game

[pliant chasm]

the one you play

the free one

[oblique belfry]

what was the latest game he pinged me cuz there was spoilers

[raven swan]

[oblique belfry]

oh yea death stranding 2

[copper vapor]

lmao even the website slaps 3 girls with huge tits on your face

[oblique belfry]

birb quick gimme a ds2 spoiler

[copper vapor]

[pliant chasm]

also fuck rockstar
they let me download bully only to tell me i need to buy it after

[copper vapor]

correction: 4 girls with huge tits

[pliant chasm]

it's where winds meet

[copper vapor]

and it's animated

[green granite]

@oblique belfry have you ever felt so cold

You start tweaking out like Invincible edits

[raven swan]

I don't want to be horny anymore chat, i just want to be happy

[oblique belfry]

rarely in winter but yes

[pliant chasm]

also aram mayhem is crazy in wild rift

they got bumper cars and shit

[oblique belfry]

i legit dont understand whats going on most of the time

like there is this whole augment treeline with swords ?

[pliant chasm]

and they recommended i build heartsteel bloodmail on jayce

[pliant chasm]

i just click shit lowk

[oblique belfry]

wtf is going on wild rift meta man 🥀

[oblique belfry]

same

[raven swan]

The character models are the only part that looks good in this game and even that is generic as hell

[oblique belfry]

thank fuck it has some of the augments from pc

[pliant chasm]

it has so many shops too

[oblique belfry]

so i go "oh jeweled. its a must take"

[raven swan]

The environment looks like ue-slop

[pliant chasm]

and that weird ass crystal rose planting game

facebook flash game ahh

[oblique belfry]

wtf are chinese snorting man 😭

hud heaven

[uneven sapphire]

Gm chat

[pliant chasm]

they be playing the craziest game

[oblique belfry]

hi maru

[raven swan]

[oblique belfry]

woe be 6 popups be upon ye

[green granite]

HUH

H O W

[oblique belfry]

with so many buttons that covers the entire screen

that you cant even see your character

[pliant chasm]

the models look so much better tho

[copper vapor]

WHAT

[pliant chasm]

most of the time

[copper vapor]

this has got to be a meme

[raven swan]

He's not right but he's got the spirit

[oblique belfry]

cuz they are ported to unity

some are remade for WR

like lux

[pliant chasm]

most are

[oblique belfry]

or leona

etc.

[pliant chasm]

aren't all of them remade

[oblique belfry]

Some are directly ported to wr without changes

like newer champs

[uneven sapphire]

It’s as reliable as it seems

[pliant chasm]

makes sense

[oblique belfry]

but oh god

[pliant chasm]

need that malphite model fr

[oblique belfry]

ancient champs like blitz / malp

DID need that remake

[pliant chasm]

they can keep thresh and brand

[oblique belfry]

yea

e w .

[pliant chasm]

smoove brand

[oblique belfry]

"muh censorship"

"human thresh"

[pliant chasm]

brand is the funniest one

he had plastic surgery

[oblique belfry]

they doused him in baby shampoo

[pliant chasm]

[oblique belfry]

like brother

E W

[pliant chasm]

it's so bad it's funny

[oblique belfry]

"but you barely see the character"

[pliant chasm]

on the other hand tho

[oblique belfry]

not when the game has a whole ass lobby model that stares at you

[sour rivet]

what the fuck is this

[green granite]

Awesome

[oblique belfry]

fuck happened to that malp VGU they showed during skarner trailer

[pliant chasm]

says the dude with probably 500 skins

[pliant chasm]

FUCK THIS QUEST

HOLY SHIT

you need to do it twice for the glass greatsword

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

that would give away 1000+ dollars just to HOPEFULLY get that gooner kai'sa skin

[sour rivet]

AW FUCK

[pliant chasm]

I FUCKING HATE MIZU

FUCK THAT MONSTER

[sour rivet]

eh

they werent that bad

(lance user)

[pliant chasm]

i had to do it with a blocking weapon

it is the best to farm tickets tho

[sour rivet]

hunter III?

[pliant chasm]

i think all of them

[sour rivet]

hm

[pliant chasm]

yea

[sour rivet]

nice

unfortunately that quest is not my target at the moment

i must find the star

[copper vapor]

taking stolen wagons to the chop shop

[pliant chasm]

what star

[sour rivet]

sandstar

epidemic life

[pliant chasm]

omg

[green granite]

OMG

THE PEAM

[pliant chasm]

good luck

you probably have to look it up ngl

[sour rivet]

i know the requisets

[pure compass]

maple-flavored 😭

[pliant chasm]

that's not the worst part

spent like 20mins chasing it only for it to despawn

[sour rivet]

screamer pod

[green granite]

Hey man

[pliant chasm]

tried it once but found it too slow to switch back

[green granite]

That shit gasses

[pliant chasm]

unless you're on kbm

[pure compass]

It better not

[sour rivet]

the real question is

will it spawn

[pliant chasm]

[sour rivet]

PLEASE ZOH SHIA I NEED THIS

MY CAPTURE NET IS KINDA STARLESS

[pure compass]

Do you actually know where it sits on the diarrhea to constipation scale?

[pliant chasm]

it took me until hr100 to see a zoh shia spawn

[green granite]

Its

Actually the closest to normal food

So in middle

[pure compass]

[green granite]

Here ya go

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-kill-you-kys-gif-22888869

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet @halcyon fossil gg

[copper vapor]

ranch is ready

[pliant chasm]

greymane ?

https://tenor.com/view/battle-for-azeroth-world-of-warcraft-gif-12331178

[copper vapor]

and I think I got resources to build the farm now

[pliant chasm]

is your guy in crimson desert called greymane

he's the first result i got on tenor

[copper vapor]

it's the name of their faction

the greymanes

oops live execution

[pliant chasm]

blink and you miss it

bro... 🥀

[copper vapor]

YOOO COWBELL

[green granite]

Ram Ranch?

[pure compass]

does crimson desert have mediah/valencia?

[sour rivet]

@pliant chasm

[pliant chasm]

W

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-tree-throw-baldur-god-of-war-gif-4874811844951192010

[pliant chasm]

im still on emperor beetle last time i played

[sour rivet]

the annoying part was not being able to switch to my net after screaming

u was rite

[pliant chasm]

yea

fuck this retarded game

random merchant has every epic

[oblique belfry]

killed so many people in the same spot it created a pile

[sour rivet]

they call it gwent because i (g)went away and never played it

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1486438363123683368/zenolol.gif

too bad the person who made this gif isn't wowcoded

[pliant chasm]

why

[copper vapor]

the movement of his fingers makes it more reasonable to spell out "kek" than "lol"

[pliant chasm]

fucking autist

how did you notice that

[copper vapor]

he presses a key, moves left, presses a key then moves back to the first key

don't need autism to see that lol

or should I say

kek

[pliant chasm]

that's teh password osbourne left for grace

[pliant chasm]

wait nvm i won this lmao

i forgot he had to win 2 and had 0 cards

[rocky turtle]

gamer moment

[sour rivet]

tf

[uneven sapphire]

Shadow

[pliant chasm]

BLANKA

https://tenor.com/view/this-shit-laced-laced-hulk-green-monster-shit-gif-11770717343618769494

[uneven sapphire]

@green granite searched my uma on tt, got this absolute goat

[oblique belfry]

big shoe

[pliant chasm]

you did the akuma shi

[sour rivet]

nu

[pliant chasm]

do it

[sour rivet]

soon

[pliant chasm]

you play as him

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-wilds-魔物獵人荒野-モンスターハンターワイルズ-mhw-monster-hunter-gif-5782256646093496249

[sour rivet]

where do i go to start

[pliant chasm]

uhh i forgor

[pliant chasm]

you need to find him i think

ik it's in the oilwell

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

[copper vapor]

the blanka palico is 10/10

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

I have incredible difficulty understanding this image

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

huge fish for a tiny pool

[marsh cargo]

Huge ass carp

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Bucky_cm/status/2044583525421375964?s=20

Bucky | Palworld (@Bucky_cm)

You can do this in Palworld btw 😇

Since we’ve done a collab with both Terraria and Ultrakill!

QRT: Buzzkill3rr
Sword wings swordwings swordwings...
#ultrakill

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 16, 2026, 1:07 AM

i...
see?

[uneven sapphire]

Best uma there is

[copper vapor]

ranch is complete

[pure compass]

is this mediah

[oblique belfry]

feeling eepy

gunnight

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-faith-the-unholy-trinity-i-miss-pomu-rainpuff-so-badly-true-true-gif-gif-9834507494911262145

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6d9f3qBxE

[oblique belfry]

jacket is still not in dbd right ?

[sour rivet]

nu

[green granite]

ITS A KOI

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cgiD1KZqI8

listen to fan stuff then

anyways

[clear bough]

oh my god

[copper vapor]

BABY

[sour rivet]

thats oomf

[copper vapor]

game also hit me with a tutorial message

multiple animals of the same type can have offspring
adult animals periodically produce "goods" (cows produce milk and so on, I imagine)

also

"manure on the ground can be collected with a shovel to improve farming efficiency"

[sour rivet]

literally what the fuck does this game not have

[copper vapor]

well it seems there's no difference in animals' sex so it doesn't have that
so I can buy these 5 chicks, they'll grow up to simply be "chickens" and they'll maybe procreate

lemme buy em up actually

[zealous depot]

Even has a bank that you can throw money in and COLLECT interest

[copper vapor]

"stock: 5" but I can only buy one

[orchid lynx]

man i could go for some fish and chips with some gravy rn

[copper vapor]

oh ok had to buy one at a time

but got all 5

now how do I feed these fucks

[sour rivet]

im fighting seregios :)

[sour rivet]

seed

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-i-am-steve-gif-13691645871022200802

[zealous depot]

Sunlight

[copper vapor]

I asked how

but I found the feeding tray thing

[clear bough]

what game

[copper vapor]

crimson desert

[clear bough]

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

new friend for the ranch

[zealous depot]

Still wish the game had mutiplayer

Would be funny

[sour rivet]

i mean

didnt they say its on the mind

[clear bough]

oh its singleplayer?
sign me up

[zealous depot]

Idk, I know nothing about the game

[clear bough]

i thought it was a live service thing

[sour rivet]

was gonna be

[clear bough]

[pure compass]

Does it have any live-service elements?

[clear bough]

well its good tht its not then

[pure compass]

Thought it was just an SP game

[copper vapor]

damn they already wanna butcher the goat I just brought

[clear bough]

120+gb is a lot tho...

[copper vapor]

[pure compass]

bruh you have to go to someone else to butcher an animal in crimson desert?

[copper vapor]

looks like it

[sour rivet]

it was gonna be an mmo like black desert

[restive bear]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Warframe/comments/1sm99l6/thank_you_de_for_giving_us_voruna_zoomies/

[pure compass]

No I mean

as far as live-service elements

[sour rivet]

i dont think it has any

[pure compass]

I know it was supposed to be an MMO but I wasnt sure if Crimson Desert had Dark Souls-type multiplayer

[quiet abyss]

@upbeat verge IVAN

misspell my name again

[copper vapor]

well, set the bois to build the farm and it's time for me to mimir

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

Have good mimir

May your villagers not die

[quiet abyss]

nah im just getting bored of this name

had it long enough

need a new one

[sour rivet]

toe

[quiet abyss]

a toe

good enough thanks birb

[left mantle]

ahoe

[quiet abyss]

achoo

achoo it is

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/Rattrixs/status/2044521143655403889
rats

Shadow the Rat (@Rattrixs)

Nothing makes me feel more bittersweet than looking at videos of my current senior rats as babies 💔

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 15, 2026, 9:00 PM

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo you got anything better than achoo?

[marsh cargo]

?

[quiet abyss]

for my name

need a new one

atoex is getting old

[marsh cargo]

oooh

[quiet abyss]

i take it you got nothing?

[marsh cargo]

would need big thonk

[quiet abyss]

hold on

i might have one

aloe

thoughts?

so shit

[marsh cargo]

aloex

[quiet abyss]

altoe

alto saxophone

[marsh cargo]

atole

https://klipy.com/gifs/pouring-a-drink-smoked-reb-bbq

[quiet abyss]

oh yeah

alto saxophone

[left mantle]

damn first instrument I learned

[quiet abyss]

peak

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

its a good one

a keeper

[left mantle]

the alto sax is peak it's true

[quiet abyss]

name is alto sax

alto sax is peak

therefore name is peak

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1324147171636940830/Screenshot_2024-09-16_203032.gif

[left mantle]

POV: Game theory youtuber

[quiet abyss]

pov: matpat but he found out about instruments

[left mantle]

x is y, y is z, therefore x is z

[quiet abyss]

this is that 4 is whatever nonsense again

6 is 3, 3 is 5, 5 is 4, 4 is bullshit

or whatever

[sour rivet]

thats that, and this is this

[quiet abyss]

i mean its kinda cool that any number can circle back to 4

but its still some weird bs

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bees-insect-2

[left mantle]

POV: SC this past week

Beeeeeeeee

[marsh cargo]

i want to own one

[quiet abyss]

bees are free sparter

[marsh cargo]

but for now ill consider a mustang to aurora mk2 upgrade

[left mantle]

When it eventually becomes available for credits

[left mantle]

I'm just waiting for the aurora mk2 package to not be warbond so I can melt a package over to it and then full melt my aurora

[marsh cargo]

yeah not having the modules is whats holding me back

like its just ass

[sour rivet]

we can be bees

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-steak-mark-omni-man-gif-13811417561747005942

[sour rivet]

@pliant chasm

[marsh cargo]

[slender wave]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-memes-jjk-ryu-jjk-larp-larping-gif-9136261405032725470

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1494138761913696476/redvid_io_a_crow_singing_along_with_a_flute.mp4?ex=69e184a8&is=69e03328&hm=49beea95e81416473af9d4555f152441231c4d2fe26b270726cd2f4d8e11aaf0&

where is my embed

there it is

[stoic jay]

In training
Brain completely starved of dopamine

[verbal gate]

you didnt have the family guy video on standby? bless your soul

[stoic jay]

I hate that that would indeed be an improvement

Taking a shit would be an improvement frankly

[cunning bronze]

i prefer knight

cant wait to find more armor like this

[verbal gate]

buy a cheapo smart watch that can play youtube, discreet dopamine maxxing on the go

[stoic jay]

Ah but you need a somewhat reliable connection for that

In this building I'm lucky if discord refreshes

[uneven sapphire]

This is literally me

[left mantle]

Actively taking poison damage?

[stoic jay]

Idk
I suck at classroom style training. I'm a fucking awful student

I am actively gaining nothing from this

And this one is so incomplete and disorganized

[verbal gate]

what are they teaching yall? is it one of those classic seminars where "don't get obliterated by [insert machinery here]" is something they put in there

[stoic jay]

I correct errors in government documents. They're trying to teach me a new form
Brother just link me the spot in the manual and give me a teams chat to call an instructor over if im stuck. The powerpoints are a waste of time imo

[pliant chasm]

smth smth 1000 deaths

[slender wave]

death of a thousand years

https://tenor.com/view/kakashi-secret-technique-gif-22112807

[pliant chasm]

ayooo

[sour rivet]

i do not want to alarm you

but i fear that is a cat that somehow got polymorphed into a human

yay

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/KaruSnep/status/2044468054633931098

Karu (@KaruSnep)

True...

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 15, 2026, 5:29 PM

[uneven sapphire]

No I’m just a decaying corpse

[left mantle]

ah so necrotic damage over time

[uneven sapphire]

Yes

[little depot]

azu dayo

azu dayo

azu dayo

[pallid sapphire]

[sour rivet]

sir you were gone by the time i started

[pallid sapphire]

Meep dayo

[pallid sapphire]

Timezones

[sour rivet]

doomed

[pallid sapphire]

Now im at work

[uneven sapphire]

[little depot]

Hi oomfie

[little depot]

Hi oomfie

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DVBsfjJiLzj/?igsh=MWVnZmNrOXhza3NlOA==

[sour rivet]

surely this produces enough vibrations to attract all worms

[little depot]

Me when the fucking SANDWORM EATS ALL MY UNITS IN THE DUNE rts

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2044645325261156445?s=20

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

First teaser for ‘SPACEBALLS: THE NEW ONE’.

In theaters on April 23, 2027.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 16, 2026, 5:13 AM

[upbeat verge]

good one

your saxophone career will prosper

[uneven sapphire]

Hello

[upbeat verge]

@uneven sapphire hi

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet new event is peak

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-peak-absolute-cinema-peak-peak-game-absolute-gif-974229005675599505

[pliant chasm]

sneko haters in shambles

[zealous depot]

[sick trail]

For a second I thought the card art was

https://tenor.com/view/mrbeast-mr-beast-rap-battle-mr-beast-introduction-gif-25612407

[pliant chasm]

OSTY BEAAAAST

[zealous depot]

Osty

Best friend

I made a fun souls build a few days ago

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

One frame man in the back ground

And in the front ground

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet trying out new team

[real aspen]

isekai samurai in offtopic

peak

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/brainrotpostig/status/2044420085339562046

brainrot dimension (@brainrotpostig)

https://t.co/ZegvdpD8Cc

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 15, 2026, 2:18 PM

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/MobiuSPaint/status/2044643713591480696 @sour rivet @copper vapor

Sean (@MobiuSPaint)

Look at you, hacker

X · Apr 16, 2026, 5:07 AM

[sick trail]

Wordle 1762 5/6
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩
⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩
⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
How

[upbeat verge]

shoutout to sprite based shooters one of my favourite genders I love shooting at pngs
@sick trail

[sick trail]

Don't get Blood 2 btw

[upbeat verge]

that bad?

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338576398046072883/1494232924508131409/ezgif-481861842f5743df.gif?ex=69e1dc5a&is=69e08ada&hm=b784643e18fbad10cc64f1e676a6847105b837f43ca9d2bfed0ac958a486e9fb&

[snow tree]

Wordle 1762 4/6

⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Bow down to me mortal

[upbeat verge]

I never played worlde

but i played isaac worldle

[orchid lynx]

who wants to play seven eleven shootout

[restive bear]

What is wordle.anyway

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HF97Ui6bEAI-YII?format=png&name=900x900

[tiny notch]

Wordle 1,762 4/6

🟩⬛⬛⬛🟩
🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-stand-ready-for-my-arrival-worm-gif-15777158959434760659

[upbeat verge]

https://isaaconnect.com/

go play isaac connect lil bro

[orchid lynx]

oh shit we playing wordle

[snow tree]

This is just a bunch of bullshit on screen

[upbeat verge]

if you have played isaac you know its not

skill issue kreo

[snow tree]

Nah, I already forgot the items

Also haven't seen most of them, I didn't 100% it

[upbeat verge]

as I said then ,

[snow tree]

[orchid lynx]

Wordle 1,762 6/6

🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩⬛🟨⬛⬛
🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[blazing maple]

isaac connect is bad cause it doesn't give you the item names on screen just the icons

[orchid lynx]

fucking hell

[tiny notch]

it fell into place lmao

[tiny notch]

"what item is this again?" me at every other item

[sick trail]

Laid that shit brick by brick

[blazing maple]

yeah when a game has like 1000 items doing a connect with it is bad

like there's 30 books

[upbeat verge]

in a way yes but I consider it to be harder because you need to know item names

as some cattegories are tied to the name

[blazing maple]

how am I supposed to remember which one is the invincibility one

[upbeat verge]

knowledge

[tiny notch]

found this setting