╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

you must download it

otherwise its gone in the next 5 mins

[noble basin]

o7 meep

[upbeat verge]

wait

[noble basin]

Waiting

[oblique belfry]

🧍‍♂️

[sour rivet]

what if i dont wnna

[proven tundra]

Type faster

[pallid sapphire]

At least i got Cockrider mad

[proven tundra]

Still waiting

[oblique belfry]

then you better be ready to either be spoiled in the next 6 months or get ready to pay paramount for a subscription service

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2044446615365161280?s=20

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Pokémon Pop-Tarts are coming back after 25 years

They will be available at Target for a limited time

X · Apr 15, 2026, 4:03 PM

[rocky turtle]

doing god work my man

[proven tundra]

Omg Ivan please

I have to pee

[upbeat verge]

build and id tech engine are similar in the way they do like 2.5d ish environments that look 3d by setting certain coordinates to walls so they appear 3 dimensional (I think dont bully idk the actual inner workings)
How was blood able to pull off room over room in some areas wtf?
@noble basin @copper vapor @sick trail @slim magnet

[sour rivet]

to be honest there have been no movies recently im interested in

last good recent one i watched was frankenstein

[oblique belfry]

i love 2026

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Blindsir255869/status/2044237175936459102?s=20

Blinder (@Blindsir255869)

Bro, why is the grass so green 😭😭😭!?

X · Apr 15, 2026, 2:11 AM

[oblique belfry]

never kys

[blazing maple]

out of respect for the artists I avoided looking at any of it

I haven't percieved much

I'm keeping my brain pure

[sour rivet]

fuggin theatre release for tadc

[pallid raft]

where i want it

[sour rivet]

I CANT GO TO A THEATRE

[latent hazel]

its just that you were spamming the same unfunny joke like 20 times a second

at least you have enough iq to cut it out

[noble basin]

Meep

[oblique belfry]

on 1 hand i do feel bad for the animators
but on the other paramount.

[sick trail]

BTW Refreshed supply is on Kex Engine

[oblique belfry]

so im gonna go with the latter and watch it

cuz fuck paramount

shouldn't have gotten themselfs hacked lmao

[upbeat verge]

I'm guessing those rooms will be the same in the dos version , no?

[noble basin]

Old games magic

[copper vapor]

I just said it

[copper vapor]

based.

[upbeat verge]

at least now I found something new to autism leech from

old video game engines

[oblique belfry]

besides

[pallid sapphire]

AWAWA

[oblique belfry]

shit will probably take another year or so to come to turkey theatres

[pallid raft]

oh i was being dumb, thats a funny crashout

[rocky turtle]

meep his ass

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-skyrim-gif-12158785412394332359

[pallid raft]

was that the joke

[copper vapor]

turkeys do move slow, unfortunately

[pallid raft]

the eminem throwing

[oblique belfry]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bird-beep-meep-GWe9nHlT5NC2s4lnHk

[pallid sapphire]

I will bust his ballz with the next Animal

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/meep-meep-bird-meep-bird-poop-gif-9304462521554950537

[halcyon fossil]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bird-beep-meep-GWe9nHlT5NC2s4lnHk

[pallid sapphire]

Gonna shop some pictures til then

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-freddy-gif-16291315724060218215

[copper vapor]

some meep pictures

[pallid sapphire]

Nah its gonna be a Mammal

[arctic flicker]

I got the high ground

[pallid sapphire]

I have the meep ground

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/woodcock-friend-of-the-village-friend-gif-1272101299116733176

[copper vapor]

I fucking hate dumbass players

"my vehicle disappeared"

checks logs
retard sold the vehicle

[sour rivet]

what if the vehicle sold itself because it hated its driver

ever think of that

[little depot]

https://stupidpenisx.com/equine__dentist/status/2044324893647409448

horse dentist (@equine__dentist)

pathetic sopping wet beast

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 15, 2026, 8:00 AM

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ia4s96_0jQ

more friendslop for y'all

[copper vapor]

no because that's even more retarded than the guy selling it and forgetting he sold it

[sour rivet]

idk man seems kinda stupid of you to not even consider it a possibility

maybe the driver kept hitting lamposts

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD-JzwHqobU

[pallid sapphire]

Reminder its world of tanks

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BB00scOVl_8?si=4mseuB_5U19UtECp

@left mantle W E A R E S O F U C K E D

[sour rivet]

whu

[copper vapor]

ugh this is a teaser for a trailer

[halcyon fossil]

[oblique belfry]

they legit thought this was okay

please its still in pbe

just dont bring it to live 🥀

also ezreal can now be anti-tank with new voltaic as well 🥀 🥀 🥀

[pallid sapphire]

The dude thst sold his vehicle.World of Tanks

Also when Monster Hunter?

Meep.Hunter.

[copper vapor]

Monster Hunter Meeps

[sour rivet]

maaaaaaaaaan i unno

[copper vapor]

replace Kulu-Ya-Ku with meep

[sour rivet]

46 46

what are the chances

[blazing maple]

46/100

doge what you think of the new tft set

[sour rivet]

why no pijng

[blazing maple]

I vote to remove Yian Kut Ku

my aura speaks for itself heh.... bask in it.... libveral....

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/take-her-away-guards-shoo-cat-cat-shoo-gif-12385742891376268823

away from me wokie

[oblique belfry]

@blazing maple lorefinder 2.0

[sour rivet]

see sam?
he didnt even see your question

[blazing maple]

Seek my stars

[sour rivet]

your aura is worthless

[pallid sapphire]

Meepfinder

[oblique belfry]

gonna play it for the 1st time

[blazing maple]

? he did, he compared it to the previous set

foolish dog

you made me look bad

OOGABOOGABOOGA

[sour rivet]

wow

[oblique belfry]

and you made me doubt myself

[oblique belfry]

OOGABOOGABOOGA

[sour rivet]

calling him foolish

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-courage-muriel-bagge-eustace-bagge-courage-the-cowardly-dog-gif-18045272407899223735

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-courage-muriel-bagge-eustace-bagge-courage-the-cowardly-dog-gif-18045272407899223735

[pallid sapphire]

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-courage-courage-the-cowardly-dog-yelling-shouting-gif-16257961022873714329

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/courage-the-cowardly-dog-gif-25234702

[sour rivet]

i wanna rewatch couarge

and gravity falls

and

uh

hm

lotta things

[proven tundra]

AND MY AXE

[copper vapor]

mystery of the druids ahh model

[blazing maple]

fuuuck I need to find more meeps

[blazing maple]

type of shit detective halligan be getting up to

[copper vapor]

is he a druid

[sour rivet]

my shack

[copper vapor]

shackohod

[proven tundra]

My daughters are pumped for tomodachi life 2 tomorrow
I wish I had something to be excited for

[halcyon fossil]

shackohod...

[blazing maple]

i mean... yeah??

he can cast magic

he's got druid magic

[blazing maple]

excited for their excitement

[copper vapor]

is he mysterious

[copper vapor]

be excited for no reason

[blazing maple]

his brain is an enigma

[sour rivet]

bro megaman realeases jan 7th

[verbal gate]

thats not aura, thats a comically green stink cloud

[sour rivet]

listen

https://tenor.com/view/flute-dome-jay-easy-mega-man-megaman-listen-gif-6959961882371481712

[proven tundra]

Yes this is true
I can't wait to here their funny stories

[blazing maple]

breathe it in

[verbal gate]

I've spent like 3 minutes thinking of a comeback and nothing is coming to mind

[copper vapor]

@green granite

[oblique belfry]

what te fuck

[real aspen]

'kinky'

[sour rivet]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

im not getting a invite! :D

(pleasepleasepleaselpease)

[copper vapor]

stinky*

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck is this hades shit

[pallid sapphire]

Nice

I hope i get Meepin in

[quiet abyss]

@covert shard i recommend vernintide 2 btw, its optimized pretty well, you could probably play it on a toaster oven

Also because i have it

[copper vapor]

can confirm vermintide 2 is way less of a resource hog than dorktide

my old pc could barely play dt

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhdSng-Z1XI

[halcyon fossil]

i wonder if the size 2 fish will be real when the game is fully released

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry

[halcyon fossil]

you are going to turkiye

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

@quiet abyss what next lad

[oblique belfry]

my ets friends will love it

[copper vapor]

look at this bard

[sour rivet]

dragonborn bard

subclass druid

or dragoborn druid subclass bard?

[timber oxide]

Solution - Paladin

(they are also charisma based)

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry big W time to farm quasimorph barons

[oblique belfry]

yum

[rocky turtle]

they are cooked

[oblique belfry]

bonk

[copper vapor]

krieg soldier

just gotta attach a bayonet to that shovel

[rocky turtle]

that perk is must have for using good pacts

[oblique belfry]

fuck banes

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Wario64/status/2044462596963578169?s=20

Wario64 (@Wario64)

LEGO Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight | Official Absolute Batman Reveal https://t.co/Nl6pMGzyno

X · Apr 15, 2026, 5:07 PM

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

why use pacts when you can shoot

[sour rivet]

letys go

[oblique belfry]

getting perma debuff for no reason

cuz you failed to be careful

[rocky turtle]

why shoot when i can spam golems with 0 downsides because of that perk?

[oblique belfry]

dont you get banes everytime for 1st time use

[rocky turtle]

with that perk? nope

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

[rocky turtle]

also banes are easy

i got to bane 5 with golem spam

4 of them were literally nothing

5 one was really ass

[uneven sapphire]

yarr

[proven tundra]

surely this can't go wrong right chat

[copper vapor]

windrose

friend of mine bought it but I wasn't convinced

the demo was fun

but idk

[halcyon fossil]

🍊 for you

[uneven sapphire]

HE IS HERE

[halcyon fossil]

you must fulfill the prophecy

[copper vapor]

the creature

[oblique belfry]

BIRD UP

[copper vapor]

dammit klipy doesn't have the good bird up gif

[left mantle]

chocobo theme fades in

[green granite]

Meeps

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U99M9j6tD0c

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-bird-up-terminal-montage-monster-hunter-gif-16266096

[copper vapor]

yea that one

[pallid sapphire]

Meep up

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

Not everyone can State of Decay 3

[pallid sapphire]

im waiting for that banger https://store.steampowered.com/app/4043740/Heros_Hour_2/

[left mantle]

This is why I use /tenor until I can no longer

[copper vapor]

oh. didn't know that command existed

cool

[copper vapor]

I think I have the first game somewhere

uh. actually I don't

[pallid sapphire]

i was able to play a free version via Opera GX

thats how i found out theres a 2nd coming and now im waiting for it

[copper vapor]

I thought the first one was given for free on epic or something but apparently not

[celest plank]

@latent hazel Awawa

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/luna-hawow-awa

[pallid sapphire]

inb4 he will still insist its me

[copper vapor]

change your name

[celest plank]

awawa

[copper vapor]

we're all the same color

we should change our names

[celest plank]

Ill be mbo, mbo be laff, laff be me

[copper vapor]

my idea was more leaning towards all of us changing to Awawa

[celest plank]

[copper vapor]

[celest plank]

Awawa

[supple lotus]

good, when I mute the name i get all at once

[celest plank]

awawan't

[supple lotus]

exactly

Meepn't

[copper vapor]

[celest plank]

Meepn'tn't

[oblique belfry]

doomer indeed

[celest plank]

elder scrolls ass elf name

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/mama-gif-3424154647398663461

[halcyon fossil]

https://youtu.be/g4ylwckvByk

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/hyrax-tongue-cute-gif-8796240174806249238

aldo would die

[pallid sapphire]

Xal when Iedy posts another gooning pic

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure

[celest plank]

xal when someone says a word starting with L (he has to start the leon the professional argument again)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1491396412972466276/vd3j1m1.png?ex=69e0c525&is=69df73a5&hm=29d221258e989a51aab4705b320f4841f905e955c3cd3ec2297bb42552155c30&

[pallid sapphire]

AWAWA

[celest plank]

Awawa

[copper vapor]

I wanna play the settlers

[pallid sapphire]

When anyone here gets banned for Animal shenanigans

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry also forgot to say terror pack sucks as melee class unless u change 1 perk for melee accuracy

[pallid sapphire]

Doge must be banned first

he doing it the longest

[oblique belfry]

??????

[pallid sapphire]

Awawa

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

Wrong, I've been acting sober for the past 3 years

[rocky turtle]

i forgot how good my terror pack percy was with all the quasi implants

[real aspen]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bocchi-boc

[oblique belfry]

do it again

[celest plank]

Good thing about doge is he doesnt bark

[halcyon fossil]

he awawa

[oblique belfry]

rough

[celest plank]

awawa

[rocky turtle]

i need to remove some parts from living quasis first

[celest plank]

gotem

[pallid sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

they done added game n watch from smash bros

[rocky turtle]

also first pact to starts doing magic shit

[oblique belfry]

oh

cool ig

[little depot]

Im flirting with this girl and this other dude is just cheering me on

The thing is

Why is there just a random dude following us?

[real aspen]

eat him

[oblique belfry]

[little depot]

We are like in the middle of park at 2 am

[real aspen]

perfect

[little depot]

That's reserved for people I like

[copper vapor]

she looks hella tired

[oblique belfry]

gets mad when you pick the other god

[copper vapor]

ofc she does

it's ahri

[oblique belfry]

i picked my boy thresh

[little depot]

Thresh my gaot

[pallid sapphire]

Meep

[halcyon fossil]

mepp

[oblique belfry]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bird-beep-meep-GWe9nHlT5NC2s4lnHk

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebz0lVVbRho

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zone-zero-zhao-zhao-zzz-die-gif-13302507450875306631

[little depot]

azu

[pallid sapphire]

Meep

[little depot]

Why she look like a labubu

[little depot]

azu

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/q76PgWDmJsT.gif

[drifting cliff]

The YouTube algorithm just awarded me with this precious gemstone:
https://youtu.be/aBXBpHXmtT4?si=gEdAOY_C_8a4NY6I

[pallid sapphire]

Meep

[little depot]

azu

[pallid sapphire]

Meep

[sick trail]

@supple lotus @slim magnet @upbeat verge Caleb "Walk 'Em Down" Blood

[little depot]

azu

[pallid sapphire]

Pieces deez Meeps

[real aspen]

crumbling far azu

[celest plank]

awawa

[pallid sapphire]

Meep

[little depot]

Awawa

[halcyon fossil]

starsector discussion spotted

[quiet abyss]

And?

[upbeat verge]

John blood

[quiet abyss]

You could make it work

[sick trail]

His name is Caleb, Ivan

[arctic flicker]

500 talons

[quiet abyss]

Saw someone running it on a gt 960 iirc

So darktide is doable

[olive coral]

you actually did it

[quiet abyss]

(He did get like 20fps at most tho)

[halcyon fossil]

bees

[celest plank]

like a year ago

lmao

[quiet abyss]

But if you even have a 1060, or 1080

You can

[celest plank]

I have a meme for everything

I only didnt document burning myself with a lighter with ryry and somebody else in a vc

[upbeat verge]

boy shut yo bitch ass

I know what i meant

[pallid sapphire]

his name is Caleb

[quiet abyss]

The armor, polymer or combat, whichever is best

[olive coral]

damn it

[celest plank]

they asked me if im being skinned alive or some shit

[quiet abyss]

Gotta outfit the troops

[quiet abyss]

Cant have them dying lots

[oblique belfry]

hapi boy

[real aspen]

mmmmmm bones

yummey

[pallid sapphire]

Mmmmmmmeep

[real aspen]

drown

[quiet abyss]

Layne Staley and his fellows coming up with songs:

[real aspen]

i've got bones in my bones

[sick trail]

Go Extra Crispy NOW

[pallid sapphire]

You got meeps in your meeps

[sick trail]

[halcyon fossil]

AH

[sick trail]

(It's really not that much more difficult )

(Well, Stone Gargoyles got 9k HP but shh)

[upbeat verge]

not even finished the campaign chill

AYYYY

[sick trail]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@green granite

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[sick trail]

Death

[pallid sapphire]

meep

its cool that you can play the demo for free via browser

[green granite]

Meep

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry also u if u want to farm quasi implants/parts u need weapon with "amputation on injury"

[real aspen]

become sword

hell yeah

[oblique belfry]

i think i had that

everyone is using robot parts tho

soo

[rocky turtle]

im using this rn

[upbeat verge]

listen man I'm taking my time

[oblique belfry]

i just borrow whatever melee i find

[upbeat verge]

I don't rush levels I try to go for all kills and secrets dry

[oblique belfry]

and amputate with it

then drop it

[upbeat verge]

the way god intended

[sick trail]

I mean that's what I do but I get to die faster

[upbeat verge]

I need the tnt animation as a gif

I like that the ost is included in the game files straight for rips
@sick trail

same with shadow warrior

[rocky turtle]

u cant amputate quasi bosses

only when they alive

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

I picked polymer armour for our vehicles

Since you took too long

[pallid sapphire]

AHH MFERS

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-dynamite-blood-bingus-explode-explosion-gif-5642394397713656584

[upbeat verge]

without the cat

[sick trail]

Tough to find then

[upbeat verge]

free on steam apparently

2 reviews

wtf

[pallid sapphire]

Scam game

[upbeat verge]

maybe

not installing it tofind out

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

yum

[rocky turtle]

its modded weapon

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

[rocky turtle]

its not op

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

a-ha, I have it on amazon gaming

hmm amazon prime has a gog copy of xcom EU

[sick trail]

Man, I hope they make one for US

[copper vapor]

[sick trail]

[rocky turtle]

me and boys kicking ass from grasshopers

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

first green chip i found

[oblique belfry]

is rubber even good

[rocky turtle]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

good then

[arctic flicker]

wubber

[rocky turtle]

not as good as cryo ammo but im sure its locked behind ancom tech 10 chip

[rocky turtle]

also under any circumstances NEVER FUCKING install that GARBAGE

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

i never forgive them for what they did to my goat shotgun

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lybO1ynvzgk

[covert shard]

let us see then

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan whenever he talks about going to Lidl

[supple lotus]

mmmh Lidl clothes

[raven geyser]

They pay him for this after all

[rocky turtle]

i love having daydream chems as my proxy

[oblique belfry]

free meds

[rocky turtle]

bruh how the fuck they are bottom at power level i literally helped them took 2 fkn stations

[covert shard]

"oh god, help me smack this agendas spreaders"

[halcyon fossil]

@upbeat verge cat gone

[quiet abyss]

God forbid a white boy get some cash

[proven tundra]

Shrimply be born rich

Duh

[quiet abyss]

Rat, you werent born rich

[proven tundra]

That's fair

I scammed my way to the top

[quiet abyss]

I got a jawb, im just neglecting my work rn

For like 5-10 min

I earned it, like taco

Surely

I hate my current task, im taking inventory

Its important, yes

But its draining

[upbeat verge]

I love you

[proven tundra]

I liked doing inventory

No stupid people to get in the way

[quiet abyss]

“Yeah so grab these cutters, write down their details, put them back, and do that like 300 more times”

Also i dont get the no stupid people luxury

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

I asked my coworker a question and this dumbass answers with “No shit the teeth on the cutter are important”

[green granite]

@quiet abyss what happened if you ya kno

[quiet abyss]

Yeah but IS IT IMPORTANT TO WRITE THAT DOWN ON THE CHART?

[green granite]

Shove a bolter up a nurgle's ass

[copper vapor]

you get a plague bolter

[quiet abyss]

Turns out, no you dont need to worry about the teeth on a hobbing cutter

[green granite]

Ew

By the name of emperor

[quiet abyss]

Ok is this a lore question or a darktide question?

[proven tundra]

You get asmongold

[green granite]

Thats disgusting

[quiet abyss]

Different answers

Cup, specify, beast of nurgle, like shooting it in the ass? Or literally

[rocky turtle]

RAAAAAAAAAAH

[quiet abyss]

Cup died

We will never know

[green granite]

Im just watching politcal news

To be short it gets worse

[marsh cargo]

very politics

[copper vapor]

triple landlocked

[pallid sapphire]

look their both running a Marathon

[rocky turtle]

greeks probably

[pallid sapphire]

redownloading cause im bored

[slim magnet]

BOLIVIA

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

Fokerma

i see what hes doing

[covert shard]

What happens in Nebraska?

[marsh cargo]

no water

[green granite]

Its Nebraska

[quiet abyss]

Nebraska

[covert shard]

Soo... No ball?

[marsh cargo]

triple landlocked

[green granite]

It has ball

Its just Nebraska

[marsh cargo]

its with the blackhole of states that you know exist but nothing happens in them

[rocky turtle]

funny enough duggur queen is literally babylon whore

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

That game is still alive?

[thick plover]

@frank hearth Its virtual forgiveness day today

https://tenor.com/view/i-absolve-you-of-your-sins-gif-2852924136091083861

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2043893498085081343

mippy (@sillymippy)

They got rid of case opening in Germany and this is what happens to his mind

QRT: ohnePixelUpdate
ohnePixel just set a German Record for most '67's in 20 seconds 💀

Pushing 40 btw

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 14, 2026, 3:25 AM

Germany removed case openings?

[halcyon fossil]

67 cases

[timber oxide]

Lame

[halcyon fossil]

do tf2 crates count

[sick trail]

Ah, they removed the wheel spin

So it's just TF2 crates now

[timber oxide]

Oh come on

[halcyon fossil]

😌

[timber oxide]

Now I can't see how much the game fucks me

[frank hearth]

i have been playing random heroes the past 2 days with somewhat decent results

[pallid sapphire]

For now

[timber oxide]

Let it die
Let it die

[pallid sapphire]

We removed the spin + you can look into a crate to see whats in before opening but you gotta open it before you can look into another

[pallid sapphire]

That game is dead

It wss for the Ps3

Let it die was great

[timber oxide]

Laaaaame

[pallid sapphire]

Oh even ps4

https://youtu.be/s0t3ajWCT8U?is=mVgNS9JFRDCMaF5i

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/-D5DENkFzrk?t=896 @marsh cargo @carmine laurel @zealous depot Bug at timestamp brought to you by Chris Roberts himself

[timber oxide]

2014
That was like, yesterday

[carmine laurel]

[left mantle]

Watching it unfold with the containers on was a joy I didn't know I needed

[proven tundra]

2014 was three years ago
Let that sink in

[carmine laurel]

it does look sick as fuck too

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/niNmRj8zojf.gif

[pallid sapphire]

Meep

[left mantle]

The fold and unfold animation for the B truly is sick

It will be getting added to the ingame fleet as soon as it's UEC buyable

[marsh cargo]

i have done this in the C its peak comedy

B is peak cargo

its soo funny

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

volvo has me by the balls

[left mantle]

This video also shows that the entrance elevator is perfectly sized for an ATLS aswell

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1489742511554691163/speechmemified_Screenshot_20260403-233017.gif

[rocky turtle]

oh finally i get to spam those

[covert shard]

A real photo of the moderators (true)

[halcyon fossil]

people born in 1961 can vote now. what the fuck.

[left mantle]

We should really patch that

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry oh shit its looks like im helping kojima corp

[oblique belfry]

yes

[covert shard]

I think we skipped a few years here and there... Ngl

[covert shard]

Metal gears and FEET? truly a kojima's corp

[tiny notch]

[celest plank]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

KINO IN 40 MINUTES

[covert shard]

Who is kino and why does he have a Der toten?

[rocky turtle]

unlimited blade works (almost)

[oblique belfry]

nice

[left mantle]

Because we all died in a gas leak and this is what hell looks like.

[covert shard]

Brother this is Tartarus.

And we have to watch doctor who on repeat.

[celest plank]

@slim blaze you alive?

[slim blaze]

are you?

[rocky turtle]

they oneshot almost everyone which is good also high chance on amputation on hit

[slim blaze]

are any of us alive

[celest plank]

I am

[covert shard]

Omg, he appeared.

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

damn

good

[celest plank]

prepare the forks and platters

and launchcodes

[covert shard]

Hello! BHS guy! I am quite a fan of your work!

[slim blaze]

oh shit

[oblique belfry]

what is the context now

of kino

[frank hearth]

[rocky turtle]

kill that guy

thank you

[pallid sapphire]

[covert shard]

An abandoned German theater in the 60's that was used to make experiments on people.

[oblique belfry]

oh

goddammit

that literally happened for like 15 mins

[left mantle]

Oh boy

[pallid sapphire]

why is it us again

[covert shard]

Would you like that it would be the Japanese or Italians?

[pallid sapphire]

Now i gotta stay awake 40 minutes ffs

[pallid sapphire]

Americans

[covert shard]

I heard a meteorite fallen onto a forest base on there

[covert shard]

I heard that a town was struck with a missile, causing it to be vivid once again

[left mantle]

We're using the teleporter y'all invented to investigate the space base y'all built.

Also we got this dude stealing shit in the pentagon

[pallid sapphire]

Always remember the Americans blown up a whale with tnt

[covert shard]

The right word wouldn't be a manhole with nuke?

[halcyon fossil]

manhole

[left mantle]

"We do it because we can"

[covert shard]

Canonically the fastest object humans ever made?

[pallid sapphire]

I ment it as i wrote it

[covert shard]

Did I wrote it wrong?

[left mantle]

Just like when we shot down a satellite with a jet

[thick plover]

gaming

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet ishmael probably

[frank hearth]

surely we get archon soonTM

surely my teams wont run it down

[covert shard]

No no, just unregistered manager activities in arma 2 don't worry

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DUdRgXciKnH/?igsh=djMxNHU5MThrNTBm

[halcyon fossil]

dante plays arma 2 on his device

[covert shard]

I unironically played dayz arma 2 for a while after I figured out how to play it.

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry i love recycling

[left mantle]

Sultans of Swing

[oblique belfry]

loot

[proven kelp]

son the newest invincible show animation is 🥀 🥀

invincible isn't known for good animation but holy fuck this is actually bottom of the barrel

[rocky turtle]

stonks

[oblique belfry]

stonks

[proven kelp]

and this is suppsoed to be the climax fight of the season

[celest plank]

rendering

[rocky turtle]

it gives this btw

[oblique belfry]

good

[proven kelp]

why is everyone playing quasimorph all of a sudden

is it due to beta release

[oblique belfry]

droon loves it

[proven kelp]

good

[slim blaze]

And droon is jolly

[rocky turtle]

[celest plank]

@pallid sapphire this one is for you my love

[rocky turtle]

stonks

[oblique belfry]

nice

[pallid sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

fuck you discord

for not loading the vid

and only playing sound

[celest plank]

[oblique belfry]

im downloading this shit

[pallid sapphire]

Turkish discord

[celest plank]

sabotaging me like that

xalrider paid discord with his shekels

[oblique belfry]

[pallid sapphire]

Now i can go to sleep

[oblique belfry]

still dunno why he got mald over it

go back to fart

[rocky turtle]

because he is retard

[oblique belfry]

[covert shard]

Oh my fucking god

If I see an edit of this guy on tiktok I swear.

[pallid sapphire]

[oblique belfry]

[covert shard]

Now now, let's not be that harsh

[rocky turtle]

sorry guys hl3 not happening 🥀

[celest plank]

thats a stretch

🍅

[covert shard]

Bloody thing doesn't even know how to sance

[left mantle]

Because larp is only funny when it's him being the dumbass

[covert shard]

AAAA-

[celest plank]

wake up mr freeman

[halcyon fossil]

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[covert shard]

Gordon Freeman in the flesh... Or rather the hazmat suit...

[covert shard]

John stalker "Strelok" in the flesh...
Or rather, the Seva suit..

Your exploits in Chernobyl are quite notable, seeing you going thus far just to get your memories back...

[covert shard]

Half life vr but the ai is self aware new episode just dropped

[slim blaze]

!topic

cringe

[covert shard]

They kidnapped my favourite coomer!

[slim blaze]

[solid sundial]

@slim blaze

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[slim blaze]

of couse motherfucker replies to me

as usual retarded ass bot

[covert shard]

[left mantle]

The bot just hates you

[covert shard]

It happens to the best of us

[rocky turtle]

!topic

fuck it

[left mantle]

Mission Failed.

[rocky turtle]

[covert shard]

"tropic"

[covert shard]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@covert shard

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[covert shard]

Had to do it myself

[halcyon fossil]

who is gonna !topic the bot

[covert shard]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@solid sundial

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry possesion finally at level 4 i can spam swords every turn now

[oblique belfry]

damn

[sour rivet]

meep

[halcyon fossil]

awawa

[covert shard]

@sour rivet

[rocky turtle]

they beating baron ass

[sour rivet]

lmao xal was getting pissy about that?

[covert shard]

Apparently

[rocky turtle]

Bro really blinded FUCKING SPIRIT SWORD LMAO

[sour rivet]

maybe he should stay in brainfart

[covert shard]

Have you ever played jagged alliance?

[slim magnet]

jc denton in da fresh

[grim pagoda]

I tried quasimorph couple of times, everytime I got my ass beat

[covert shard]

Omg, the scuti video

[rocky turtle]

should've played on easy then

[grim pagoda]

Pffff no

[covert shard]

Y'know... Quasimorph predicted this.

[sand canopy]

fog

[green granite]

Wisconsin

[hexed stag]

Bro is in the game

[sand canopy]

E A sports

[hexed stag]

More like Survive Russia

Idk

[sand canopy]

Escape from Moscow

[quiet abyss]

What a shame

[green granite]

Very good

[quiet abyss]

Cupper

Can you elaborate on the “bolter in a nurgle’s ass” thing from earlier?

[green granite]

No

[quiet abyss]

Did you mean beast of nurgle from darktide? Or

Ok

[tiny notch]

the days claim

[proven tundra]

Miku dayo

[timber oxide]

migu

[slim blaze]

@celest plank where actual kino

[timber oxide]

miguel

[celest plank]

dm

[slim blaze]

md

House md

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry found the GOAT implant

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Finally, head

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry legal wallhacks

[oblique belfry]

scanner my beloved

[rocky turtle]

its quasi head implant

[oblique belfry]

yes

[verbal lodge]

raw as fuck image that goes hard as hell https://fxtwitter.com/DYNAM1LK/status/2043793789215809802?s=20

DYNAM1LK (@DYNAM1LK)

TAKE IT EZ

**💬 10 🔁 361 ❤️ 2.2K 👁️ 25.6K **

FxTwitter · Apr 13, 2026, 8:49 PM

[copper vapor]

who is ez and why should they take it

[rocky turtle]

ezreal from league of legends

[copper vapor]

[thick plover]

@frank hearth guy looks in venator
Gets on my team
I die 4 times in lane and he says report vyper
at end of the game he has far more deaths than me and far less kills
report me doe

I saved his lane 3 times as well after he got murdered

[zealous depot]

[frank hearth]

dude

i had a viper last game that went unbound spirit first item after going 0/8 in lane

[zealous depot]

Surely

That'll work

Did they make a comeback sturm

[frank hearth]

no

[zealous depot]

We need to know

Bad teammate sturm

You were suppose to donate your body and soul

[left mantle]

Ballin', but at what cost?

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/Z2AlQ4ho5og?si=N08TL6jO7IfDI6rJ

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry dunno if its the later seasons that have worse animation

but GOD season 1 slaps

[oblique belfry]

stop caring about animation

and enjoy the show

you are not a twittard

[celest plank]

also damn nolan is a more active father figure than mine was 😭

[covert shard]

Decino should make a video on blood

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/cFsLCzZ6kPj.gif

[upbeat verge]

idk if decino likes blood

but yes I agree

he should

[covert shard]

What if they animate something I am disgusting educated on?

Should I be caring if they animate it the right way?

[oblique belfry]

again

stop nitpicking and enjoy the show

[copper vapor]

it's part of the show tho

[covert shard]

Can't even be mad about they animating a cycling bolt MP5...

[copper vapor]

if it sucks, the show suffers

[covert shard]

charging handle

[oblique belfry]

brother they had a whole ass 2 minute scene gag talking about how animations are done

[copper vapor]

... and?

[oblique belfry]

and they do exactly that

[tiny notch]

my index finger hurts from building warhammer

[oblique belfry]

save some animations in some scene

and put all the work on the big scenes

[covert shard]

Lmao you are talking about invicible?

[oblique belfry]

yes

[covert shard]

You gotta paint the lines tho

[oblique belfry]

morons are going through the episode frame by frame

and the moment they find 1 anim error

they spam reddit / twitter

[covert shard]

Or you could've used the spray it black and paint it over its

[oblique belfry]

crying about it

this shit wasnt like this until this season

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snNoCbJZ3Ds

[oblique belfry]

morons are spoiled so much

that all they can do is cry about it

[copper vapor]

[covert shard]

Animation on shows in general are a meh to me, if the show is good, we ball

[oblique belfry]

thats the point

the show IS good

[covert shard]

If the show is bad AT LEAST GET IT RIGHT.

[oblique belfry]

but morons cant see that and just look for anim errors

[rocky turtle]

[covert shard]

"I made a mistake."

"IM A SNAKE?"

"Wha- no mark"

[thick plover]

retard mode: engaged

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bacon-egg-cheese-invincible

[covert shard]

Omni man cheeks.Wav

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/political-halo

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/getting-political-now-are-we-gif-26908217

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry Oh, it's alright, I'm

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[tiny notch]

invisible spoiler

[celest plank]

"I'm russian and I know how governments work" - least russian dialogue I've heard

[hexed stag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqQSAwA9hJU

[pulsar violet]

i, I need help, my ammo selector does not work for my USP, I have both regular .45 ACP and Hydra Shock ammo in inventory..

[copper vapor]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@pulsar violet

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pulsar violet]

yeah i asked, but nobody helped, so im trying somewhere else

[teal spade]

Meanwhile the book:
"He gracefully walked down the slope, putting one foot infront of the other"

[proven tundra]

so you picked the one place that has NO STALKER in the channel description

[slim magnet]

his ass is not a "newbie" alright

[copper vapor]

you know, having to "manually" gather wood and ores is "immersive" the first time you do it

but when you need hundreds of these resources it's tedious af

whack a tree 5 times to get 2 pieces of timber

hope there's NPCs somewhere I can buy this stuff from

[pulsar violet]

didnt read

[sour rivet]

its not bad until i need hundreds upon hundreds of the mats

[copper vapor]

exactly

[proven tundra]

dangit mbo

[copper vapor]

what pisses me off the most is you can order your faction members at the camp to go mine/lumber

but they add it to the camp stockpile and you can't take any of it for yourself

[noble basin]

[noble basin]

@trianq

[copper vapor]

crap I broke the game. Opened the map + stash at the same time, now I'm softlocked

[noble basin]

Stashmap

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/rage-comic-meme

[noble basin]

Holy rage comics

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/QE8ResxH1ms?si=X4zOrzgzREuegZMK @oblique belfry

[noble basin]

Marioinatophat

Ecm jammer noises intensifies

[sour rivet]

accidentally activates the jammer

[halcyon fossil]

ninjas in socks walking on thick carpet make more noise than you

[copper vapor]

"accidentally" activates the jammer

[proven tundra]

lets go

[timber oxide]

Icarus has a perk which will automatically pick up the wood from the trees you chop
You still have to chop them down manually, but it helps a lot

[timber oxide]

Hell yeah, my ai overlord

[copper vapor]

My dog automatically (though slowly) picks up loot off the ground for me

but chopping trees is tedious

[timber oxide]

That's a good dog, give them some treats

[copper vapor]

whack it two times to make it go timberrrrrrrrrrrrr
then whack the log two times to make it split into smaller logs
then whack the logs two times each to actually make them drop the wood item for me (or the dog) to pick up

and all that for 2 pieces of wood

I'm just annoyed that I can't just order my NPCs to gather resources for me
They ask me to do stuff for them all the time, it's only fair

[covert shard]

Pay day 2? In the grand year of 2026? I'm sold.

[copper vapor]

even starbreeze cares more about payday 2 than 3

[timber oxide]

I'm now max level

[halcyon fossil]

offtopic payday 2 when

[timber oxide]

Never

[copper vapor]

[covert shard]

"we ain't making no more payday 2 dlc"

One miserable month later

"okay... We maybe need another dlc."

*>Looks at stock

Stock -988%*

[timber oxide]

Hold up actually offtopic PD2 would be funny if we had the bigger lobby mod installed

[copper vapor]

Tripwire going the same route with Killing Floor 3

they just had a huge discount on KF2 and a double xp event

[noble basin]

The starbreeze loop:

-no more dlcs

-we need money, more dlcs coming

[halcyon fossil]

yeah i was thinking of the big lobby mod

[covert shard]

Payday 2 is the actual lifeline of starbreeze

Literally.

[timber oxide]

20 idiots in one heist

Which one are we doing

[covert shard]

If payday 2 for some reason is banned, starbreeze is going fuckin' bankrupt.

[noble basin]

First world bank overdrill

[timber oxide]

I still do like PD3

[copper vapor]

the meme one where we're all tiny

[halcyon fossil]

the parachute one

[timber oxide]

Oh, this one

[noble basin]

Oh yeah lab rats is cool

[slim plover]

do anyone know anything i can do online to get some quick buck, like, 100 to 200 bucks

[timber oxide]

But there are only 4 parachutes

[halcyon fossil]

exactly

[timber oxide]

[covert shard]

Y'all still play payday 2?

[timber oxide]

No

[noble basin]

Yes

[copper vapor]

well, the npc stream fad is over so that idea's no good

[covert shard]

We can maybe play a match on it

[covert shard]

I do have it but I need to install, lmao.

[slim plover]

i was doing uber, no luck, to small of a city, im not a twink so no femboy onlyfans

[timber oxide]

I would need to remember my exact modlist

[covert shard]

Hmmm

[covert shard]

If it is client sided, you don't need it.

[timber oxide]

No, I do need it

I refuse to play otherwise

[covert shard]

If it is server Sided. Now that's is the problem

[covert shard]

You gotta play payday 2 with those "Suspicious character" mods huh?

[timber oxide]

No, I want to mod my AMCAR to be actually useable

[covert shard]

Same.

[timber oxide]

Which is why I had mods for that

[covert shard]

I might just have to install a few gun mods

Like: hk33.

[copper vapor]

I didn't play with any mods

just played Sokol and used russian guns

AS Val my beloved

[covert shard]

Which I absolutely adored it in payday 2

[noble basin]

I only had vanilla ui mod

[timber oxide]

I don't think there's a need for gun mods in PD2

There's enough guns already

Oh yeah, UI mod

[noble basin]

[timber oxide]

I don't even remember which one I used

[covert shard]

Only the guns I didn't cared

[timber oxide]

Can I interest you in a silenced grenade

[covert shard]

I think I played payday 2 without much visual mods

Only the payday the heist hud

[copper vapor]

A friend of mine bought Payday 2 for me to play with her and we played a little (I have 35 hours) then she got in a fight with our friend group and blocked everyone - me included, even though I did nothing

[covert shard]

I mained wolf even.

Damn, I am old.

[halcyon fossil]

i played wolf until jiro came out

[timber oxide]

I mained Wolf, then I mained Sokol and at the end I mained Sangres

[noble basin]

if someone plays sydney im out

or jimmy

imma jacket main

[covert shard]

I only played wolf, BC he was cool and his portrait in the payday the heist mod was cool

[timber oxide]

Sangres wears a different shirt every heist

[covert shard]

I legit liked his mask and so I gravitated towards him

[upbeat verge]

alo

[noble basin]

hello ivan

[timber oxide]

Ivan is here

[covert shard]

''ello!

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-2405038352056726836

[covert shard]

You play payday 2 per chance?

[upbeat verge]

no.

neither the first one sorry

[covert shard]

I see

No worries

[timber oxide]

Which means he plays the third one

[upbeat verge]

I don't

[noble basin]

good

dont

[timber oxide]

Lame

[covert shard]

He plays the beta for the fourth

[upbeat verge]

i won't

[timber oxide]

Did they actually change the progression system in 3?

[upbeat verge]

what is it you have against me

[covert shard]

"Bain. They are using attack jets bain. WHAT THE FUCK WE STEALING IN THIS HOSPITAL"

"money."

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry percy got oneshotted by sultan