╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

ohhhh okay

[copper vapor]

wonder if the next film is gonna be plus zero then plus one then

[sour rivet]

godzilla plus ultra

[copper vapor]

gojira at the hero academy

[sour rivet]

Ft. Hatsune Miku

[copper vapor]

hatune migu?

[quiet abyss]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-cnstix-throwing-cheese-9230QGWVu5JlW8uc6u

[copper vapor]

kliff just continues holding the captive on his shoulder instead of slinging them over the horse

[sour rivet]

this movie will also show godzilla getting his citizenship

[quiet abyss]

that horse looks so smooth

like plastic

[copper vapor]

smooth butt

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2DLpeNFToIY?si=HFBa9O0ZEqdSpVnC

[quiet abyss]

why is honse flank smooth

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth @left mantle W h a t

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dance-gif-4982762588848687194

capcut watermark detected

[quiet abyss]

[clear bough]

https://x.com/i/status/2044159146312806862

Lucas🍭🐰 (@SuperSweetLucas)

I had 15 seconds of LITERAL SILENCE copyright claimed on my latest stream.

X · Apr 14, 2026, 9:01 PM

[zealous depot]

[vocal flicker]

un meme en español xd

[zealous depot]

Rat

[proven tundra]

[slim magnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438741858018000897/749206365666279494/83B.gif

[blazing maple]

Oh hey peak 2 just got announced

[blazing maple]

Hatsune Mothra

[sour rivet]

guys

the cow is here

[proven tundra]

Insert hatsune miku giving Godzilla a haircut meme

[copper vapor]

just saw a random youtube post that made me realize

Karl Urban is the only actor whose character won a fight against Dwayne Johnson in a movie

[blazing maple]

Karl Urban vs Karl Rural

[pallid raft]

its the rock

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-bottom-stone-cold-steve-austin-survivor-series-wwe-gif-15111202

[sour rivet]

accidentally clicked on brainfart

stay safe out there y'all

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-gives-godzilla-low-taper-fade-gif-12747809138573954094

[copper vapor]

clicked brainfart

gooner fanart

[proven tundra]

Fine I'll do it myself

[quiet abyss]

ITS OFFICIAL

my cousin

is a luck charm

i got 2 FUCKING RUBIES

IN ONE HUNT

THIS MF

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

well, now i have full set of rathalos

so im happy

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

lmao ain't no way

[quiet abyss]

RAThalos

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

I don't get it

[sour rivet]

no one plays octodad 😔

basically octopus pretending to be a human

and someone it works?

or they just don giv a fuck

[copper vapor]

nice to see the npcs actually working on upgrading the camp once you tell them to

and it actually uses the npcs you assigned

WHEN THE DEV PAYS ATTENTION TO DETAILS

[quiet abyss]

also the herbal medicine is SO much better

its like instant

[copper vapor]

yea

[quiet abyss]

compared to like 8 second

antidote

[copper vapor]

even recovers some hp on top of curing poison

[quiet abyss]

yeah so it just reheals the DoT you took

its not bad

actually really good

[copper vapor]

only downside iirc is you can't carry as many as the antidote bottles

which... makes no fucking sense but balancing I guess

[quiet abyss]

5 isnt bad

just dont get hit more than 5 times

honestly, i just dont like fighting rathians much

i prefer rathalos

usually because rathian just turns into a range rover and runs you over for half the fuckass fight

and its annoying

[copper vapor]

I like fighting rathian when she spams fireballs. Hate her when she spams tail swipes

[quiet abyss]

or just repeatedly spams tail whips with minimal warning to a new player

YEAH

[copper vapor]

in World, mind.

no idea how she behaves in Wilds

[quiet abyss]

as a new retard to the flock, in wilds she spams tail whips

like every 2 seconds at MOST

its the most common attack

i swear

[copper vapor]

I like it when she does the triple fireball thing

[quiet abyss]

so the timing on foresight slash is borderline impossible

btw

[copper vapor]

means she stands still for a long time and I can dunk on her with SAED

[quiet abyss]

saed

idk

[copper vapor]

big fuck-you charge blade attack that takes a lot of setting up

[quiet abyss]

oh ok

[copper vapor]

means "super amped element discharge"

[quiet abyss]

yeah, i just dont like her attack patterns

rathalos has annoying shit too

like when he decides to spin in circles with his tail

randomly

but its not as bad

at all

or when rathalos just spams the grab attack and it becomes a game of stamina

hope you have a lot of stamina ready chucklefuck, because im just gonna try to get you

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

@copper vapor how are we feeling about the bronzeish colors?

[lucid latch]

Why the hell do they keep SUING STEAM 😭

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-cat-uncanny-cat-gif-17717270398074174657

buddy looking at the news:

[copper vapor]

wait who's suing steam

[copper vapor]

I like it

[wet estuary]

New york attorney general i think

[lucid latch]

They got some uk digital activist who doesn't even game suing steam for "price gouging" and many people in the uk are supporting it or should I say you are automatically opted in and have to opt out to not be part of it in the uk

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

the fuck

[wet estuary]

and that stupid ass UK digital activist group

[lucid latch]

https://youtu.be/HCSpNUeMnhg?si=xSmBQsy5rR75AfIR

[quiet abyss]

what you think?

[quiet abyss]

thanks :)

i had gold

but it was too flashy

[zealous depot]

It looks aight

[quiet abyss]

so i went for that classic "world eater bronze" people yap about

its bronze or brass

but brass is closer to gold

and im too lazy to make that in MH wilds

[zealous depot]

Man everyone hates steam for actually succeeding.

I smell lobbyists targeting steam

[quiet abyss]

this is an understatement

[lucid latch]

Its genuinely insane

[quiet abyss]

also now i wonder what i could do with guardian rathalos colors

[copper vapor]

I haven't dabbled in customizing my armor in World... my set is a mess

[wet estuary]

epic games is salty about steam winning

[copper vapor]

next time I play I'll send a screenshot

[wet estuary]

so they gotta call a whole ass crusade on them

[lucid latch]

@copper vapor here's the vid on it right here

[quiet abyss]

i dabble, since you cant fuck with it until you get high rank

i finally get to play barbie

[zealous depot]

I haven't checked my armor in awhile

[quiet abyss]

honestly, i was hoping i could change the rathalos orange scales to another color

blue, or maybe even a simple grey

because if i could make it 2 tone like grey and black, that would be neato

but just the metal

[zealous depot]

I forgot where I left off

I know i finished the story and I started fighting the guardian and tempered versions

[timber oxide]

@blazing maple You (the buffalo) killed a bear today

[zealous depot]

[raven swan]

Good morning chat

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ydU8oLE8k

[pliant chasm]

yea you can't change the "iconic" colors of armors
like the red on rath and the pink on conga

imo conga armor would be so much cooler if you can recolor the pink

you can still make it work

[quiet abyss]

which is mildly lame

but yeah

[pliant chasm]

i get why but still

[quiet abyss]

still looks good imo

yeah

[blazing maple]

cowmogged that salmon eater

[pliant chasm]

lowk wish you could recolor weapons

imagine fucking artian weapons with other colors

[quiet abyss]

is evade extender good?

sorry

evade window

extender is just longer dodge

but does the window buff actually help much

[zealous depot]

Yes

[quiet abyss]

so having 4 levels in it is a good idea for now?

[zealous depot]

If you suck at proper timings or some monsters have attacks that have explosions right afterwards

[quiet abyss]

wait i just realized why i dont die as much

[zealous depot]

Dummy

[quiet abyss]

its because my dodges are almost 100% i frames at this point

greatly increased

[zealous depot]

I don't need to dodge

[quiet abyss]

so like idk, 60% more i frame

[zealous depot]

I just block

[quiet abyss]

yes you guard i know

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

but i use long sword and dual blades

those are purely dodge/counter

[pliant chasm]

both skills are good

[zealous depot]

[pliant chasm]

depends on the weapon tbh

[zealous depot]

Just pick up gunlance

[quiet abyss]

although it sucks the window doesnt affect the foresight slash i frames or smth

[pliant chasm]

imo mandatory for gun lance for example

[zealous depot]

I'll teach you

[quiet abyss]

because rn its hard as FUCK to pull off foresight on most monsters for me

mostly because m&k is fucky

[pliant chasm]

imo don't need extender on db

[quiet abyss]

and makes it harder than it needs to be

nah not on dual blades so much, youre really mobile and you have perfect dodges

[pliant chasm]

you get enough
and if you do it right you get the archdemon version

[zealous depot]

Whoever had the idea to give gunlance a guard point was great

[quiet abyss]

whoever had the idea that the bow should have perfect dodge is a genius

[pliant chasm]

i want to learn guard points for that double impale move
but it feels hard

since it's the only move i spam

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

i love the bow

so fun

jumping pain in the ass for a monster

[pliant chasm]

i would too if it didn't drain so much stamina

without a proper build it feels like total ass

[zealous depot]

I spam the overhead slap burst combo with the fast reload

[pliant chasm]

that's the world classic

[zealous depot]

Indeed

[pliant chasm]

i still find it kinda clunky and it makes me sad

i love it as a concept

[quiet abyss]

266 defense

such a big number compared to before

used to be like 80 or smth

or 100

when i was using g rathalos armor

(low rank)

[green granite]

Hmm

[quiet abyss]

waiter waiter, more of this please

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

taco

when you home?

he died in warehouse

didnt get a chance to respond

[green granite]

Nah

His warehouse is haunted

[zealous depot]

Fact

Do be haunted

I've been stuck in the elevator before

[blazing maple]

great names all round

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Zoeoqm/status/2043868717709213949?s=20

Zoeoqm (@Zoeoqm)

When you cover some wars and find some zombrex for your daughter
#deadrising #frankwest #chuckgreene

X · Apr 14, 2026, 1:47 AM

consider this meme off the record

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dies-cat-3

[sour rivet]

THIS SHIT WAS ASSSSSSSSSSS

[zealous depot]

Man I'm soooooo bored

[sour rivet]

play dead as disco

[zealous depot]

Waiting for EA to come out for it

[sour rivet]

fair

[zealous depot]

And I'm at work

[sour rivet]

fuuuck

[zealous depot]

Its slow today

Like painfully slow

[oblique belfry]

holy shit maki

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

you called?

[zealous depot]

Your at that point

Peak

Maki got like 5000 aura after being turned into a burn victim

[sour rivet]

man i hope i can move all the songs i imported to the demo to EA

[zealous depot]

Should be able to

[sour rivet]

more on the lines of "i already deleted the mp3s and dont wanna reconvert if i dont have to"

[quiet abyss]

so when home?

[zealous depot]

11

[oblique belfry]

oh hello

right

today hades 2 is released on xbox

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

(cs2)

i literally saw this yt short TODAY

about faster ladders

[sour rivet]

i wont do that

[oblique belfry]

why would you do that

in the first place

homer is cool

[sour rivet]

we LOVE homer here

[oblique belfry]

also sudden surge of updates

shit was clear as day few hours ago

[sour rivet]

i know why its not like that
but i wish i could auto update all at once

[oblique belfry]

my auto update is weird as fuck

it doesnt update itself at all when im afk or watching vid

but when im on a non steam game ?

CRANK THAT SHIT UP

🗣️

[sour rivet]

meanwhile epic:

no update

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/unreal-unreal-engine

[sour rivet]

devs please
just optimize the game yourself

you did so with ue4

[oblique belfry]

wanna know smth funny

fortnite has been optimized for these 2-3 weeks oddly enough

i can load into the spawn island

even on 1st game

after not playing for 2 weeks

watch as they break this in the next major update coming in 2 days

[quiet abyss]

ok so hour and half

[oblique belfry]

also

[quiet abyss]

cool, we are playing darktide

[oblique belfry]

i SAW you HOMER

[quiet abyss]

no choice in the matter

[oblique belfry]

about to write smth

but didnt

WE LOVE YOU

[sour rivet]

white boy

no wait

greek boy

come back greek boy

[oblique belfry]

narrator boy

[blazing maple]

Girl boy

[quiet abyss]

eldritch horror boy

[copper vapor]

boy boy

[quiet abyss]

i tied my hair up because its making my forehead sweat, and its just straight up, ugliest shit ever

good thing im alone

island boy

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

chaos

[quiet abyss]

just says no

lmao

[raven swan]

https://www.youtube.com/live/luDslqDlEuc

Bro is dripped out and posted up

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3t5Ni1RW8s

[zealous depot]

C h a o s

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTf2QsvOMUA&pp=0gcJCdMKAYcqIYzv personally love this video of his

..

4 years ago

what the FUCK

[oblique belfry]

woah my guy

swears are not cool

[sour rivet]

you should teach him a lesson

[oblique belfry]

i will

im killing his kids rn

[sour rivet]

give him a lesion

wait what

[copper vapor]

hmmm.

should I

[sour rivet]

do not the

[left mantle]

Should not if you want the cylinder to remain unharmed

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/Dexerto/status/2044224862298808409

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 15, 2026, 1:22 AM

[left mantle]

fafo

[green granite]

Hell yeah

He fucked around

Now he found out

[sour rivet]

send him to The City™

[oblique belfry]

ok

[marsh cargo]

no no
the factory

[sour rivet]

there are factories in The CIty™

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

what'd this guy do

is he one of the assholes who goes around on livestream heckling people and baiting fights

[marsh cargo]

he when to korea and livestream himself being super annoying and racist to the koreans

[copper vapor]

excellent

[onyx finch]

yea

[copper vapor]

good job, korea

[marsh cargo]

and by korean law

hes is in for hard labor

[sour rivet]

i need to flush my fucking head

[copper vapor]

based

hope he suffers a freak accident

[sour rivet]

also

[copper vapor]

what was the name of that other streamer who does the same thing

[sour rivet]

he also got knocked the fuck out by a ex navy seal

[copper vapor]

the white boy who walks around with 2 huge bodyguards

[sour rivet]

ishowspeed?

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i didnt read white

anyway uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[copper vapor]

some time ago someone sent a tweet of him almost getting his shit pushed in because he started heckling a guy who was even huger than his bodyguards

[sour rivet]

shit i feel like i know who you're talking about but i cant recall

[copper vapor]

and even the bodyguards didn't wanna mess with him

[sour rivet]

OH YEAH

shit what was his name

[copper vapor]

how the heck is this sobbing prettyboy part of the Greymanes

[sour rivet]

hm do i go back to mhwilds or rush the hi-fi

[left mantle]

Both great options

[sour rivet]

what if we...
combine them together

like a fucked up amalgam

[copper vapor]

this guy reminds me of that one-eye dude in game of thrones

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1493714661193810030/ScreenRecording_04-14-2026_15-43-32_1.mov?ex=69dff9af&is=69dea82f&hm=331139442d5e7f4bff59f0c5372b3552d59254025a5a639190ee9a7c746f5840& @oblique belfry

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/F9EWqjuWlwQ?si=Ht6vMbNggO_w1qmZ

[oblique belfry]

O- 🗣️

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

bro walked in like

https://tenor.com/view/maxg-max-g-brain-dump-braindump-goofball-the-cartoon-ghost-gif-8416669673461907660

ok thank god it looped i was getting scared

[left mantle]

.

.

[oblique belfry]

wait i just noticed smth

why the fuck did they make life is strange reunion

what will happen if you say "i let chloe die"

[sour rivet]

whats this

[left mantle]

Strike while the iron is hot I guess

[oblique belfry]

new life is strange game with chloe in it

for some reason

like how the fuck does it work if you chose to kill chloe

[sour rivet]

they.. made a sequel to the first one?

[oblique belfry]

no

i think this is......wait

1...2.....3.....4..5...6..?

no

5th life is strange

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/numbers-psychostick

[sour rivet]

i mean like

life is strange 2 was about another cast

[oblique belfry]

i think this is a sequel to double exposure

cant say for certain tho

[sour rivet]

i think theres too many life is strange and not enough wolf among us

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[oblique belfry]

yeah just watched the intro cutscene

its a direct sequel of double exposure

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

tf is double exposure??

[oblique belfry]

life is strange 4

with max being mc again

[sour rivet]

how have i not heard of this

[zealous depot]

I never understood life is strange

It was strange

[sour rivet]

ive seen stranger things

[oblique belfry]

it turned into niche series post life is strange 2

life is strange 3 caused a major downfall

cuz people loved lis2 as well

[zealous depot]

It was a bizarre adventure

[copper vapor]

challenge to kill 5 enemies with a spear while maintaining 100% health
first attack I use kills 4

5th guy shits his pants and tries to flee

[sour rivet]

greek spartan sweep

[oblique belfry]

excuse me ?

fym there are others with powers besides the mc

[sour rivet]

i've lost the fucking plot

[oblique belfry]

so from what i've gathered

[sour rivet]

what about the fuckass tornado from the first game

[oblique belfry]

instead of max rewinding time

she can go between paralel universes..... ?

why idk

and apparently a friend she got to know of named safi

was a shapeshifter

she can disguise herself as others.... ?

[copper vapor]

funniest part is it's a vertical attack with a really wide horizontal hitbox lul

[oblique belfry]

and she shapeshifts into other people to make em get punished for killing her bestfriend.... ?

what the fuck max

apparently she can do that too ?

[zealous depot]

Tf is this

Life is stranger

[oblique belfry]

im trying to understand the plot of double exposure with just lis reunion intro cutscene

??????

@sour rivet apparently these 2 went inside the fuckass storm

causing a reality fructure

where she then combined em into 1

saving em both

[oblique belfry]

??????????????

w h a t

[zealous depot]

I hate time hopping

Its always a mess

[oblique belfry]

HOW IS SHE ALIVEEE

okay im just gonna go with 1 simple answer

killing everyone in arcadia bay is now canon

[copper vapor]

I found Sigvald

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/musizuki_moro/status/2043967384613204383?s=20 look atthis pretty tang

虫好きモロ【カマキリ愛好家】 (@musizuki_moro)

愉快益虫さんです

QRT: zoo69712356
愉快益虫というのが気に入った
蝶々とかのことかな

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 14, 2026, 8:19 AM

[oblique belfry]

and this game is the sole proof

[zealous depot]

What if

The game is non Canon

[copper vapor]

looks angy

[sour rivet]

possibly

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dance-31299

[zealous depot]

Amongus

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/baki-apple-fritter-apple-fritter-bake-apple-fritter-gif-18152744985305868104

[zealous depot]

Will you share though

[copper vapor]

even got an asian

[uneven sapphire]

Gm chat

[zealous depot]

Why do these people look like that belong in that robo dinosaur game

[copper vapor]

horizon zero dawn/forbidden west?

must be the blue facepaint

[zealous depot]

Yeah

[sour rivet]

i jsut remembered

[oblique belfry]

wait so....

Max says she is dead

[sour rivet]

death stranding 2 got fuck all during TGA

[oblique belfry]

but chloe is in the.....game.....

oh my fucking god

they did that thing

[sour rivet]

time paradox

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

"erm im not your chloe im from another universe"

oooooooo

[zealous depot]

I LOVE TIME PLOTS

[oblique belfry]

what

[zealous depot]

THEIR SO GREAT

[sour rivet]

time plot good if its done correctly/well
most of the time they are not

[zealous depot]

Tenant is the only good one I know of

[verbal lodge]

kojimbo in general didn't get much last tga
i think geoff cheated on him

[zealous depot]

Krast

Ello

[sour rivet]

divorce

[verbal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/aya-waves-aya-fumo-waves-gif-26517247

OMG HI

[oblique belfry]

OKAY SO

JOYCE IS ALSO ALIVE ?

[copper vapor]

prettier than Dahlia

[oblique belfry]

WITH MAX ?

SO DID SHE SURVIVE THE STORM OR WHAT?

im losing touch

[zealous depot]

Doge is having a moment

[copper vapor]

out of touch, out of time

[copper vapor]

this angle makes her look a bit like lara

interesting...

[clear bough]

almost kissed a truck when driving cause i was half awake

need to fix my sleep schedule

[copper vapor]

ooo. this game has halberds.

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

[zealous depot]

Interesting

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

yep

just like i thought

during that timeline combining bullshit

apparently she also brought chloe back to her timeline

chloe says they were on the road for few years

while max says she left arcadia bay with her truck after she died

time bullshittery

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/congrat-congrats-black-adam-clap-gif-27643912

[oblique belfry]

ez

WHAT

@rocky turtle

[sour rivet]

your goat washed

[slim magnet]

wym "a rare sight" when by the time daggerfall takes place argonians are seen in a worse light than orcs

and orcs are seen as less than animals

[oblique belfry]

who ?

[left mantle]

As rare as corn in the midwest

[sour rivet]

3rd era weird

[sour rivet]

maybe if the fuckers in high rock stopped sacking orsinium they wouldnt be seen as such

[orchid lynx]

munch on some mudcrab legs while watching that happen

[sour rivet]

oh hey newgrounds dropped a best of march thing

DROOPY SWEEP

[sour rivet]

ass

[verbal lodge]

peak got an update my indie GOTY of last year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4G-W1fNEfA

[oblique belfry]

why is it in chinese

[brittle karma]

thats japanese

[oblique belfry]

damn i failed the 50/50

my mind was stuck thinking whether it was japanese or chinese

anyways

time for

[quiet abyss]

i fucking love my ogryn pickaxe

fuckin thumping heretics over the head with a mining tool

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/GooseworxMusic/status/2044242415293477030?s=20 @oblique belfry @blazing maple

gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx gooseworx (@GooseworxMusic)...

Listen here digital circus fans! I'm gonna pour hot liquid lead on your skulls and you're not even gonna scream. You're gonna THANK ME and ask for MORE!

X · Apr 15, 2026, 2:32 AM

[little depot]

that is an insane title btw

[little depot]

says japanese subtitles in the tit3le btw

[verbal gate]

Rewatching Gquacks, it's hilarious how Amuro grew to be a relatively stable dude after being a child soldier, with his spirit comforting another child soldier

[quiet abyss]

we are getting closer

[verbal gate]

Meanwhile Bright's kid hallucinates him as a dude who only says ominous shit lmao

[pallid sapphire]

if you knew

Theres like at least 20 of these

starts mongolian throat singing

[raven geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-chinese-man-yolochka429-gif-3831722595826963173

[clear bough]

now for prime sanctum

[sick trail]

Judgement

[pliant meteor]

https://www.dexerto.com/gaming/stop-killing-games-backs-california-law-that-will-force-devs-to-preserve-games-after-shut-down-3351463/?fbclid=IwdGRjcARMCcdjbGNrBEwJw2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkDDM1MDY4NTUzMTcyOAABHgVd8wdqi1JpJx0Rw2jDo7SKI23aAfT0R6JIW-8avsk1s1pHPEpEcY4gRTfD_aem_qsPUYHQlICf1RFFJDtU_9Q

[thin bobcat]

Ubisoft fucked up so hard, California is now proposing laws that aren't incomprehensible garbage

[pallid sapphire]

Imagine some narsisstic retard nearly killed SKG

Meanwhile its the best thing ever

[real aspen]

Wonder if all laws could be written in normal human tongues if lawyers didn't exist

[snow tree]

But then they would be too vague

[pallid sapphire]

Il kill you

[pallid sapphire]

In minecraft

[upbeat verge]

well thank god for that

[raven geyser]

Apparently they are twice as strong as regular concrete too

[real aspen]

There goes my investment into human farms

[raven geyser]

God bless regolith

[real aspen]

Can't have shit in georgia

[blazing maple]

2 for 1 combo on my feed rn

[slim magnet]

who

[snow tree]

I only know about Clavicular because IG decided to show me memes with him and that Australian reporter that "outmogged" him

[upbeat verge]

como estas

[slim magnet]

queti

[blazing maple]

Johnny Somali is an "influencer" who would go around and pick fights/be a huge asshole for content.

he did it in south Korea and they threw the book at him since he was being a genuine menace and now it actually stuck

[slim magnet]

i mean the guy above

johnny somali appeared non stop for like a year on my feed and i didn't even know he existed before he started farming drama

i have legit not once heard about that guy

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-grimes-the-walking-dead-rick-grimes-washing-face-memes-gif-2379604943322418260

washed my face like this now that shit soft and smooth

ez

[blazing maple]

clav is... a "looksmaxxer" who has ties to incels and belives in smashing your face with a hammer to build up bone density. Heavily into the manosphere type area. He recently went on 60 minutes with an Australian reported who actually asked hard hitting questions and he folded immediately and ran away from the interview while saying the interviewers wife was going to leave him, the interviewer repeated that he does not have a wife while Clav left

[raven geyser]

@upbeat verge open wide

[upbeat verge]

???????????

[clear bough]

dosemaxxer

[upbeat verge]

no ty

[blazing maple]

drugmaxxing

[real aspen]

Yummy

[upbeat verge]

time to go for monster @real aspen @blazing maple

as per usual

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-corin-zenless-zone-zero-corin-wickes-gif-14666722037869727843

[blazing maple]

not my choice of energy drink but you do you king

[upbeat verge]

I'll know yo ass out the fk u looking at me like that for

[upbeat verge]

youre aussie what do you have over there

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-3427042837780123035

[sick trail]

Probably Bang energy

[raven geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rodent-vermintide-vermintide2-skaven-gif-20147931

[slim magnet]

bro i feel like i just went through a time dilation bubble that's crazy

the longest 30 minutes of my life

[real aspen]

Have you tried hitting your head really hard

Should fast forward from 5 to 2303840 minutes

[blazing maple]

I drink V

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/powerpuff-girls-hamster-gif-12944509259438973023

[upbeat verge]

ok australia isn't a real place

wdym V

[upbeat verge]

I live...again

[blazing maple]

V

[upbeat verge]

hahahaah

can could do with a redesign tbh

looks extremely basic

[blazing maple]

nah it's iconic

that green catches the eye

[upbeat verge]

yeah to the 15 people that live in australia

the kangaroos dont care I'm sure

kidding ofc

[blazing maple]

you asked me to share something about myself and insult me

[upbeat verge]

JUST A JOKE

I dont mean it

[blazing maple]

This still rings true smh

[upbeat verge]

you know that

[frank hearth]

[upbeat verge]

I always told the newbies its shit

[slim magnet]

did you beat episode 1 already

[upbeat verge]

no

[frozen void]

Had a new teacher in oyr shcool and asked me to show her 5th grade class

Told her , when u feel like u entered the gates of hell u are in.the right place

[upbeat verge]

e1m5

[slim magnet]

understandable

[upbeat verge]

died a couple times

but nothing quick save quick load can't fix

[slim magnet]

tbh i'd say ep1 is the hardest of the original 4 ones

[upbeat verge]

is it

[slim magnet]

yeah cause of the limted weaponry and that it's extremely stingy with resources

[upbeat verge]

I like that going for secrets gives u a lot of stuff but missing out on secrets makes the levels much harder because of limited ammo

yes yes

but with secrets I constantly have 50+ shotgun shells and lots of flares and bullets

[slim magnet]

coolest thing about blood is that mobs have weaknesses to certain weapons

[pallid sapphire]

If you were my teacher it would have been heaven,instead we had an elderly dude with an adopted daughter (she wasnt we were just mean kids) that groped the females(he really did)

[slim magnet]

except in episode 1 because only the gargoyles get this gimmick

since they die almost instantly to fire

[upbeat verge]

I noticed

[snow tree]

Mr Stinky

[frozen void]

Hopefully that generation of perverted fossils fucked off , had a few of those as well when i was in high school

[pallid sapphire]

Ms

Hes as dead as he can get of old age by now

[frozen void]

My history teacher was a horny fuck with torn pants in his ass , had 3 strokes in 2 yeard and was still.driving and teaching cause he was a communist fuck

[pallid sapphire]

Sniff

[frozen void]

And my physics teacher is still alive and teaching today , satan really is immortal

[pallid sapphire]

a wonder he didnt kill anyone Soth Park elderly style

My english teacher is a Milf now

[snow tree]

A little stroke never stopped anyone from driving

[frozen void]

Sounds about right, my colleague from the other school had 2 kids and looked like she could have made 4 more

[snow tree]

You mean gilf?

[pallid sapphire]

Nah she was like 25 when i was 16

[frozen void]

At the last day of school.she came with a skirt , everyone from 4th grade to us teachers were drooling

Gg man

[pallid sapphire]

Now shes 41

[upbeat verge]

as the great confucius once said
just because the last stroke made u bust , that don't mean the first was useless.
success is a colmination of continuous effort.
@frozen void @pallid sapphire @snow tree

[snow tree]

Yea but you are 50 now man

[pallid sapphire]

32

Vs 41

[little depot]

what am i even reading

[frozen void]

It is not about the ending it was about the journey

[pallid sapphire]

My wife is 26 and im 32

[halcyon fossil]

this discussion... in front of my big bowl of broccoli and rice... 😔

[little depot]

exactly how i sound

[frozen void]

Unc'd

[little depot]

omg hiii cramps

[upbeat verge]

ahhh just rike a hiroshima

[halcyon fossil]

hewwo

[slim magnet]

he said the line

[frozen void]

Ok so there is hope for me then, i just gotta survive 4 more years at least

[little depot]

something something romeo and juliet laws

[pallid sapphire]

Dont worry someday il come for you too

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-gif-26206182

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/kamala-harris-kamala-do-not-don't-do-it-do-not-come-gif-5371775354530192564

[little depot]

can I have some broccoli

[upbeat verge]

open for businezzzz

[little depot]

@slim magnet

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan looks like someone i can entrust my kids to

The cool Uncle from the slavic country

[halcyon fossil]

yeah

[pallid sapphire]

Bulgarian baby sitting action

[little depot]

yay

[little depot]

ivan would make a good live action rasputin in like 10 years

[pallid sapphire]

Ra ra Ivan Chan,Bulgarians greatest Anime Fan

Sing it like the rasputin song

Banger

[little depot]

wouldnt it be I I Ivan chan

[upbeat verge]

i dont watch anime

[pallid sapphire]

[little depot]

[pallid sapphire]

Weirdo

[pallid sapphire]

I hate these

[little depot]

why do your lifts not have doors

[upbeat verge]

it has a door

on each floor

[slim magnet]

bro i've gotten so many people over the years asking me why the obscure lines from movies or ancient plays, odd nursery rhymes, and sinatra lyrics on the bio and it's always just a blood reference

[little depot]

what is balls short for

[slim magnet]

balenciaga

[little depot]

unfriended on neocities

[sick trail]

Turns out Momo was a massive nerd all along

https://youtu.be/cyg2Uhe_j9c

@raven geyser @proven tundra

[halcyon fossil]

lindsay nikole mentioned

[upbeat verge]

plane outside

saw one

[pallid sapphire]

A400m are flying here a lot again

They were grounded for some time

Military training a lot more recently

I wonder why

[upbeat verge]

i thought we all knew that

[sick trail]

Joint exercises

[upbeat verge]

planes don't need to exercise their joints

[halcyon fossil]

putting the aero in aerobics

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/foolibuster/status/2044100969999544407

vost (@foolibuster)

ascending

X · Apr 14, 2026, 5:10 PM

[upbeat verge]

found on facebook

[pallid sapphire]

With the Americans

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/oU3rGNJQPOU?t=277

this happens if they don't exercise their joints

[pallid sapphire]

Its funny when the Elderly look at the sky and theres sn American flag flying

[frank hearth]

What looksmaxing and a hammer do to a MF

[pallid sapphire]

Broken Skull

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[pallid sapphire]

I could have done it faster with punches

[upbeat verge]

WHAT MAN

I SAID FOUND ON FACEBOOK

[pallid sapphire]

Smash

[upbeat verge]

aaaalright

[snow tree]

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-smirk-gif-1501673502766173669

https://tenor.com/view/furry-transformation-furry-tf-spunch-bop-spongebob-spongebob-spongebob-patrick-patrick-mr-krabs-mr-krabs-mr-krabs-squidward-gif-24348687

[slim magnet]

furry twisted fate

[little depot]

for once i agree with u

[little depot]

he would

[pallid sapphire]

Like usualy Ivan posts fat bitches

No offense

My wife is also a fat bitch

But this

Smash.

[little depot]

gulp

[snow tree]

Why would you call your wife a bitch

[pallid sapphire]

Im also a bitch

[real aspen]

@upbeat verge remember the giant hunt ash of war from eldering?

[pallid sapphire]

Im hers shes mine

[upbeat verge]

right

[real aspen]

im training to pull that off irl

can do it with a 6kg sword but not a 9kg one

[upbeat verge]

who is bros opps

[little depot]

me

[real aspen]

i wonder if i should say the thing on my mind regarding azu's message

better not

[snow tree]

You should

[real aspen]

nuh uh

[snow tree]

Weak

[upbeat verge]

ohaa

[snow tree]

OPAA

[real aspen]

is that japanized Cyrillic

[upbeat verge]

????????????

[halcyon fossil]

cheese pastry of some sort

[real aspen]

the font

gives japanese vibes idk

[upbeat verge]

which font

[real aspen]

on the bun

[upbeat verge]

no

[upbeat verge]

the fk

this retard

istg

[halcyon fossil]

blud sees the most balkan font "is this japanese"

[real aspen]

japanized

[upbeat verge]

it's some basic font

idk

it's not japanized

anyway

I love the cheese pastry bun

so good

[onyx vigil]

Okay time to lose 400 calories today

[real aspen]

idk

[upbeat verge]

also damn high quality photo

[real aspen]

maybe im truly schizo

[upbeat verge]

you are

extremely so

[real aspen]

damn

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-snow-white-crazy-padded-cell-gif-8960362794223791383

[torpid glacier]

Europoors arguing over this kinda shit instead of doing what actual racists do and just say "This font is very oriental"

Smh my head

[upbeat verge]

what?

[halcyon fossil]

what

[upbeat verge]

brother

wrap it up

[torpid glacier]

Damn, you're not in the know.

[upbeat verge]

id rather not be

[torpid glacier]

In other news, got woken up at 1 am because a tornado siren went off right outside my college and now everyone is pissed off.

[halcyon fossil]

oh yeah you're that michigander

[blazing maple]

me at the taco bell giving the cook instructions on how to make my burrito:

[torpid glacier]

How tf did you even remember I live there based on the amount of information I gave

[halcyon fossil]

the tornado threat

[torpid glacier]

Act like the shit I say is worthy of saying "what" to

MICHIGAN ISN'T A TORNADO STATE

[upbeat verge]

new slur

[torpid glacier]

When me and my twin brother work at taco bell

[halcyon fossil]

and? the forecast was saying the upper midwest was gonna be tornado central

[torpid glacier]

and? I've lived here my whole childhood and then came back a few years ago, the tornados we get you can literally just walk through.

I was out on a walk on campus as the siren hit

[slim magnet]

would anti tornado houses ever get developed

i know basements exist

[upbeat verge]

unlikely cuz americans live in houses made of cardboard anyway

[torpid glacier]

Basements are meh for tornados. It's great for not getting ripped apart, but if debris falls over the entrance if the basement floods you're basically trapped.

[upbeat verge]

easier to build a new one

[blazing maple]

when me and my brother are in ancient egypt working on our first mummy together:

[upbeat verge]

that was good pastry
@halcyon fossil

oooh

[torpid glacier]

Michigan doesn't have tornados though, the most you get is a tornado watch and then people freaking out. Dawg people live in this state their whole life and still get scared when the weather gets a lil mean.

"Tornado" high wind and then maybe some heavy rain

Houses don't get ripped apart here, it's not like florida having hurricanes every few months.

[torpid glacier]

Surburban houses are made of paper, anything in an actual town is usually brick.

[slim magnet]

like for example in chile there's extremely earthquake resistant architecture since the country is like right on a tectonic plate in the ring of fire

people call a richter (not the character) 3.5 a doomsday scenario and here a magnitude 6 is still nothing more than a wet fart

[upbeat verge]

???? where do you live fucking mordor?

[slim magnet]

the farlands

[torpid glacier]

Well, if the weather is bad enough where it can actually rip apart your house, no amount of structural integrity prevents that. In fact, if you live in a place with frequent tornados you do NOT want your house to be brick. What happens when it inevitably gets torn apart and now you have a thousand bricks flying around as projectiles ready to cave someones head in lmao.

[pallid sapphire]

A Richter is a Judge.German word usage

[torpid glacier]

Just make it out of cardboard so then when it does get ripped apart (it will) nobody will fucking die from debris

[slim magnet]

magnitude 6 would level an entire city in unprepared countries

[upbeat verge]

is chile cool?

[torpid glacier]

Usually chilli is pretty hot when you take it out of the pot

[upbeat verge]

what even is there

[verbal gate]

Folks here live in fear of "the Big One", since like if a 7 or stronger earthquake would decimate the capital and like the entirety of the NCR

[slim magnet]

i always remember one time italy got a magnitude 5 (?) and it did level like an entire town because they're not prepared for this stuff

[halcyon fossil]

the andes

[torpid glacier]

We don't really get earthquakes

[blazing maple]

Pegasus from my little pony:

[torpid glacier]

If anything the news says there was an earthquake earlier that day and you're like "Oh really? didn't notice."

[slim magnet]

ye so not building architecture to prevent them makes sense

hence the question of tornado resistant houses

it's weird to me

[torpid glacier]

I just mean that people assume making strong ass houses is a good idea, it's not. When a tornado does destroy your house (it will ALWAYS be stronger than your architecture if it's a decent one, no matter what) all the strong materials you used are now going to be flying around at mach fuck ready to absolutely decimate everything around.

It's better to make them weak and have a strong foundation that won't get pulled up, so you'll be alive and debris won't kill people.

It's like a car body crumpling. Having a super strong car ironically is terrible because all that force needs to go somewhere, and preferably not through your skull.

[halcyon fossil]

yeah well put

[slim magnet]

somehow i did not even think of debris becoming an unstoppable force

it makes sense now

[torpid glacier]

If it's strong enough to pull a house apart, it's strong enough to make the bricks in it go fast enough to go through your head and kill you before you even realize it hit you.

[real aspen]

simply live underground

[torpid glacier]

True

Unfortunately, wind also loves to mess with water, which is why if a tornado is bad enough where you're actually running for shelter do NOT go in your basement unless there's nowhere else. Usually a closet or bathroom in the first floor, center of your house is better, since basements typically have one entrance/exit, and if any debris falls on it not only are you stuck until first responders find you, but any water that happens to flood in will drown you.

[real aspen]

simply live underground in big hills

[torpid glacier]

Just put a big hole under your house so the water fills it up

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-9403556598434283568

[halcyon fossil]

i love creating sinkholes

[upbeat verge]

the hobbits had it right all along

why make house
when mountain already shaped like house
just dig in it and boom house

zamn

[real aspen]

god

i hate morgott

[upbeat verge]

why

[real aspen]

im going to kill every single omen in lands between

[torpid glacier]

Cause every time morgott sees you it’s like Lamar roasting Franklin

“Bitch ass tarnished”

Man was born to be a hater

[upbeat verge]

morgott is one of those fights that just is all over the place bro moves so much

[real aspen]

im struggling with morgott on normal difficult way more than i struggled with malenia on hardest difficulty

the fight just has no flow

[upbeat verge]

wdym normal difficulty

[real aspen]

im playing reforged

[upbeat verge]

right

[real aspen]

it has difficulties

ones that arent just more hp and more attack

the hardest special difficult basically turns the game into sekiro

[pliant chasm]

this junior guy is fucked

[slim magnet]

duke nukem 3d

uff referencia

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/scanning-for-mexicans-ujiria-gif-8424728656523319161

[upbeat verge]

so it makes it easier?

metro 2039 soon apparently

wtf are they gonna come up with this time

[real aspen]

you cant heal

so if you're good it's easier, if you're bad it's harder

shrimple

[upbeat verge]

why not?

the fk

[real aspen]

i mean you can but healing effects are way weaker

so it's all skill

[upbeat verge]

that's...weird

[halcyon fossil]

hopefully 2039 has a new player character

[real aspen]

it's a special difficulty yeah, those are more radical

[pliant chasm]

is reforged that one mod that's paywalled

[real aspen]

no

[pliant chasm]

what's that one then

[real aspen]

garden of eyes

[thin bobcat]

average crime scene cleaner room:

[real aspen]

fun game

[pliant chasm]

dude really begs you for mercy after you walk in to that

[little depot]

ddlc reference

[pliant chasm]

the what

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/ddlc-sayori-spin-spinning-gif-5842023576597244272

[orchid lynx]

invincible edit

[pliant chasm]

le spooky files game xDDD

[pallid sapphire]

Doki doki DLLS5

@sour rivet when are you available today? I gotta spend time with wife so im available at 20:00 german main time

[slim magnet]

tracksuit mark

[upbeat verge]

remember fellas

there ain't no game without sewer levels

[sick trail]

Half-Life has no sewer levels
It has Residue Processing

[upbeat verge]

might as well be a sewer level

obv it's a joke dry I'm just quoting serious sam

[pallid sapphire]

Half life hslf sewer

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cretoi-icssmoke-gif-18150152580473674997

[slim magnet]

bro this guy is everywhere in my shorts section

he's today's pirate software

[onyx vigil]

Huh so apparently i am 5’11 long

[little depot]

long?

[onyx vigil]

Yeah in height

or 181 cm long

[upbeat verge]

okay.

[onyx vigil]

Anyways I will try now to walk about 15k steps each day of the month except weekends

[pallid sapphire]

5'11 apples

American measurement

[pliant chasm]

manlet

[pallid sapphire]

5'11 footpictures

[little depot]

?

voetenfoto

[upbeat verge]

@pallid sapphire @pliant chasm @slim magnet @oblique belfry @sick trail

[pliant chasm]

i have 5 more dollas

brokie