╟❓general-offtopic

[covert shard]

thought of taking a picture but my phone was dead

[proven tundra]

Kernel

[covert shard]

kernels

[abstract shoal]

that yea

[covert shard]

i was about to call kornol. lmao

[proven tundra]

Kornhole

[abstract shoal]

kernl

[pallid raft]

you have to straight up eat it off the plant and wait for rain and then heat from the sun for the real cawfee experienc

[abstract shoal]

wont you become black after that

so you'll become a coffee bean yourself

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

[verbal gate]

[abstract shoal]

wut 😭

[deep jolt]

Mmm green powder

[left mantle]

There was a different way to phrase that

[abstract shoal]

I dont mean it in a bad way no no

[pallid raft]

why did you type that and go 'yeah sounds good' and send it

im dying

[abstract shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

im too tired man

ima sleep

[pallid raft]

traa

[clear bough]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-looking-looking-at-the-phone-mad-disappointed-gif-11158875379675471729

[pastel wave]

Is that when you throw dirty white guys who talk funny into a hole

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

also earlier during shower I was washing face and water got in my nose with soap I couldn't breathe nearly drowned
@proven tundra @clear bough @left mantle @sick trail

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

I'm alive tho

[proven tundra]

I'm glad you survived

[left mantle]

"How could anyone drown in an inch of water!"

[upbeat verge]

LISTEN MAN

i said nearly

[clear bough]

bro almost become the 1% per year

[sick trail]

Bro's about to speedrun all the bathroom accidents

[clear bough]

glad you ok

[sick trail]

[supple lotus]

[upbeat verge]

cuz I can't open my mouth

cuz water will get in my mouth too

[sick trail]

This is me patting your back to help you clear the airways btw

[upbeat verge]

and my noise is full of water and soap

[sick trail]

"Man I'm drowning. Better not open my mouth or else I'll drown"

[upbeat verge]

https://bg.wikipedia.org/wiki/Шарена_сол
this is the other type of "salt" we use
@sick trail @supple lotus @abstract shoal

NO IT'S NOT RUST particles

they didn't try to make the title bombastic and over the top like doom or shadow warrior

just
blood 😐

bro what is this main menu why are there children chanting

[sick trail]

Ignores the other dramatic shit

Oh no you got it

:)

[upbeat verge]

dry

it's time

[sick trail]

Stephan Weyte time

[upbeat verge]

no idea how this plays

[sick trail]

The pitchfork is your friend

[upbeat verge]

going in turbo blind

do i need to tinker with these?
@sick trail

[sick trail]

Not really, no

[upbeat verge]

oke

[clear bough]

key below w broken now

cool

[sick trail]

Can't retreat now

[upbeat verge]

damn that uck

[tiny notch]

just spent 30 minutes trying to figure out hwy my engine didnt resize properly

[upbeat verge]

wihing u the est

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-please-speed-i-need-this-tired-blow-gif-15401023925154467112

[clear bough]

ok it works 50% of the time now

[covert shard]

You mean... A? Are you using a membrane keyboard or a mechanical one?

[sick trail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJRT0iy9XBI

[upbeat verge]

did u do CD or sc-55 ost?
@sick trail

[clear bough]

laptop

[supple lotus]

just learn to toss dynamite properly

thats all you need

[upbeat verge]

I'll toss dynamite at you properly

[sick trail]

I didn't touch the settings in any way beyond some monitor settings

[clear bough]

i have my old computer keyboard but thats stiff

[upbeat verge]

zamn

hardcore

[clear bough]

ok no ultrakill with no ssss

[upbeat verge]

?????????????

WDYM f2 f3

[covert shard]

Shit.

[clear bough]

ill eep and pray it repairs thyelf

[covert shard]

Couldn't buy a cheap membrane keyboard?

[real aspen]

Woe!
Amoeba upon ye!

[covert shard]

Just to be an replacement?

[clear bough]

i already used money for the cooling pad lmao

[covert shard]

I see... (They are extremely cheap tho)

[clear bough]

well see

[covert shard]

Mine current keyboard is like: 39 bucks on my local online ebay

[supple lotus]

ah cool - Replaced is out today?

[covert shard]

How nice

[clear bough]

also bringing a keyboard around my backpack is nuh

shit is gonna explode

[supple lotus]

sure

[upbeat verge]

just a dude

[covert shard]

Membrane keyboard are durable as hell tho

[clear bough]

no my backpack is gonna explosde

[quiet furnace]

What do you guys think? Can you tell that the "wood" is actually 3D printed?

[covert shard]

My very own membrane on my keyboard has the letter "V" membrane out of pure wear, shit works fine

[clear bough]

nah that looks nice

[covert shard]

Gives off a very distinct "plywood" type of wood

I like it. Makes it look brand new

[supple lotus]

visually, no. but I'd be pissed if it doesnt smell like wood

[quiet furnace]

Yah that was the goal as the original Soviet furniture was plywood

[sick trail]

Just rub some oil on it

Oh hi redotix

[upbeat verge]

what difficulty?
@sick trail @supple lotus

[sick trail]

Well Done

[quiet furnace]

It actually does. Because the plastic contains sawdust and it's stained

[upbeat verge]

thank you

[supple lotus]

extra crispy

[sick trail]

Extra Crispy after you feel more comfy

[upbeat verge]

skom I dont trust you

[quiet furnace]

Haii. And thank youu <3

[covert shard]

You can kinda see that it is fake, mostly due to the gloss on the 3d material

But yeah, it is a close match. Congrats.

[supple lotus]

well then, explains why it looks so good

[sick trail]

Huh

[supple lotus]

i would never! but yes, do well done

[quiet furnace]

The gloss is a clear coat. This is how the print looked before sanding, staining and clear coat

[covert shard]

Maybe you could add .... (Forgot the word again.) The English equivalent of "Vernice" on it

[quiet furnace]

I thought brand new furniture was also clear coated. Might look more believable once it's worn out a bit

[upbeat verge]

mmm 90s cheesy dialogue

[covert shard]

Ngl... I kinda prefer this type of look

[covert shard]

Does it smell like IKEA furniture?

[upbeat verge]

we're here ALO

[quiet furnace]

It doesn't look like wood at all tho. Just plastic imo

[supple lotus]

I LIVE, AGAIN

[covert shard]

Do it, explode thyself with the dynamite bundle

[quiet furnace]

Right now it smells like automotive clear coat as it's still drying

[covert shard]

Personal taste lmao

[supple lotus]

bets are open, bets are open - will Ivan die to the first zombies, the first cultist or the first room of the morgue

[quiet furnace]

True and real

[upbeat verge]

ooh

[covert shard]

The glossed up part kinda reminds me of those fake wood trims on Volkswagens or something

[upbeat verge]

voxels

I accidentally founda secret

[supple lotus]

RIP Raven software

[covert shard]

Is that the redux version or it had that type of voxels in the OG blood?

[pallid sapphire]

I missed more funny @timid hollow you tard

[upbeat verge]

guns akimbo

[supple lotus]

now you can fire that ammo-less flare twice

[upbeat verge]

can i open this?

[supple lotus]

[oblique belfry]

wat

one of ours ?

[upbeat verge]

THEY THROW DYNAMITE

[deep jolt]

airsoft SVD?

[quiet furnace]

Yah

[supple lotus]

on higher difficulties they even throw the whole bundle instead of sticks

[sick trail]

Every now and then :)

[sick trail]

They should throw bundles on Well Done tho

[supple lotus]

i dont member where the change is

[sick trail]

Uhhhhhhh

[supple lotus]

and its not as bad until you do Marrow etc

when the grey/green cultists come around

[upbeat verge]

why is crouch on C

hell naw

[supple lotus]

oh ya, crouch is your friend

[real aspen]

yeah it should be on x

[supple lotus]

hitscanners have a harder time

[upbeat verge]

nah i'm changing it to CTRL

[supple lotus]

(so will they)

[upbeat verge]

easily spammable

[sick trail]

I do fine with C

[upbeat verge]

I learned my lesson from doom I'm saving every 5 seconds

[sick trail]

(Ivan has already missed 4 secrets)

[supple lotus]

the last one on e1m1 is so... good luck

[sick trail]

I did give a hint on that

[supple lotus]

aw

[sick trail]

Whether or not he can figure it out what I meant is up to him

[timid hollow]

press the f5 button

[upbeat verge]

I'm on 5/11

[timid hollow]

press it

[upbeat verge]

wdym missed

[timid hollow]

press it again

PRESS F5

[upbeat verge]

NO

[timid hollow]

IVAN PRESS F5

[supple lotus]

drove me nuts as a kid, couldnt find it until years later

[sick trail]

Civvie did spoil it for me

[pallid sapphire]

https://bsky.app/profile/wario64.bsky.social/post/3mjhk4he2rs2n

Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social)

various Disney games have delisted on Steam

Bluesky · Apr 14, 2026, 2:00 PM

[sick trail]

I'm not having as much trouble as Civvie does in the vid, but also he's likely just playing it up

[supple lotus]

its the bit, for sure

[sick trail]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQlwzsHrpCw

[sick trail]

G-Force being delisted sucks tho

[copper vapor]

as long as epic mickey and castle of illusion are still there it's fine

[upbeat verge]

7/11

BRO HALF TEH MAP BLEW UP

[sick trail]

Plays build engine game
Surprised the map fucking explodes

[upbeat verge]

I"M NEW TO THIS MAN

let me be

[supple lotus]

the best explosions

SCREENSHAKE

[upbeat verge]

FUCKIGN RATS

[supple lotus]

those are... i.. uh... yeah you'll see

[tiny notch]

The Ghost of You would go so hard for a Project Hail Mary edit

[proven tundra]

[sick trail]

Chat, flood this man's arena with 60 rats

[proven tundra]

[sick trail]

[copper vapor]

I wanted to post something political but I can't

[proven tundra]

[sick trail]

[tiny notch]

the rat summoning machine summoning rats onto the convyer belt of suffering taking the rats to the rat destruction machine

[upbeat verge]

14 minutes on the first level

[sick trail]

Wait what

My Discord broke the rat handshake a bit

Cringe

[copper vapor]

[supple lotus]

now do... hands

[sick trail]

[upbeat verge]

FUCK YES

[oblique belfry]

ratfestation

[sick trail]

Good luck from here on out

[tiny notch]

ive listened to nothnig but three cheers for liek a week
so i shuffled all my music
first song on is cemetery drive

[upbeat verge]

you're not givingme hope

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/luma-gif-16233528529028118595

[sick trail]

You'll be fine

[supple lotus]

[upbeat verge]

37hp

[sick trail]

Just learn to throw dynamite around corners

Without hitting said corners

[supple lotus]

train station upper floor

[upbeat verge]

cultist blew hiumself up

[supple lotus]

ahahahahaha

[upbeat verge]

what do they say

[sick trail]

Oh ye, there's friendly fire

[upbeat verge]

madanach?

[supple lotus]

MADRANAX INFERNUM

CRUDOX CRUO

[proven tundra]

Looks normal here

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-pepejam-pepejamleft-gif-10402747787710507541

[sick trail]

Cuz I edited it :)

[proven tundra]

Oh lmao

[supple lotus]

the only real voiceline you need to care aBout is:

AH IT BURNS IT BURNS

[upbeat verge]

there's no hp man

[supple lotus]

hehe

[upbeat verge]

I died

set myslef on fire

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

I just got that one on a cultist

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWmkuH1k7uA

[upbeat verge]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

bro that line made me laugh

[copper vapor]

WHAT ELSE SHOULD I SAY

EVERYONE IS GAE 🗣️

[quiet abyss]

Waking the fallen was a better album

[tiny notch]

👀

[copper vapor]

legendary pull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC0JXWH6EyA

[quiet abyss]

I like city of evil the most

Favorite album

[cunning bronze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr1RlcoqXTg

[upbeat verge]

what is the equivalent of well done?
nightmare?
@supple lotus @sick trail

this shit hard yo

[sick trail]

[quiet abyss]

Nightmare?

[sick trail]

Not exactly?

[tiny notch]

im like 90% sure avenged sevenfold is where 99% of the epic cool skeleton images came from

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

Yeah

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/epicskeleton-m-coolskeleton-beer-cool-skeleton-gif-13966583710748765119

[quiet abyss]

Still their best album

Even with the crypt keeper on it

[tiny notch]

rate the albuma rt

[supple lotus]

arguably the hardest of all of them

well done is... medium/hard

[quiet abyss]

Anyways, i wish they would go back to their older sound

Magic was so ass

And then libad was ok, but it could definitely have been better

[tiny notch]

a little peace of heaven is my favourite song of theirs i think

[quiet abyss]

Necrophilia

(Dont do that)

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-iron-man-clip-clipped-robert-downey-jr-gif-11901325809882596994

[quiet abyss]

Its so peak

[tiny notch]

digging urself deeper
we best hope you dont hit a grave

[quiet abyss]

[tiny notch]

just a photo of the CD for the coever is so funny compared to the rest

[quiet abyss]

But yeah that song has some interesting lyrics once you listen to them

[tiny notch]

music videos worse

[quiet abyss]

[tiny notch]

its so peak

[quiet abyss]

What platform even is this?

[tiny notch]

feishin

self hosted

[quiet abyss]

That explains why its just the damn cd

[tiny notch]

LMAO

[quiet abyss]

Yeah i saw it

[tiny notch]

1 sec i have a quote somewhere

[quiet abyss]

Was so out of pocket

Just the fucking “Thigh heater” is the fucking best thing

[quiet abyss]

I dont think i agree

[upbeat verge]

this shit making me lock in fam

[quiet abyss]

Worst inspirational speaker ever, 1/10 never hiring again

[upbeat verge]

[tiny notch]

my family agree with me but like we're all goths/emo/metalheads so this stuffs in all our music

[quiet abyss]

Idk i just like damn song

[upbeat verge]

no secrets here

[tiny notch]

my mother said little piece of heaven is the most romantic song shes heard

[quiet abyss]

I dont care for romance, or vibes, i will listen to the music if i LIKE it

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-anton-ego-i-don't-love-swallow-hate-gif-7875854122689982541

https://tenor.com/view/apu-apustaja-apu-apustaja-aputheworld-music-gif-15037963932396554874

[supple lotus]

HIM

[tiny notch]

him is goob

[copper vapor]

uh... I don't get it

[tiny notch]

me neither

[oblique belfry]

goddamn

the art style is suberb between s2 and s3

chainsaw man and its consequences

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail

no.

hehe thats funny

you get run over

by a train

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/a-train-edit-the-boys-a-train-1

[oblique belfry]

its the scene

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

ok so

this will require a lot of quicksave quick loading to understand these levels
@supple lotus

I'm liking this

it feels and plays very smoothly

[blazing maple]

beat system shock, fun game! These are the notes I took

[copper vapor]

remake remaster or og

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltMKzJ-L158

@frank hearth @left mantle @teal spade

demon annie

[upbeat verge]

damn

this shit is cickign my ass

[oblique belfry]

another legendary vayne skin 🥀

[upbeat verge]

that's diabolical

even satan himself would be impressed

[oblique belfry]

also new arena map

2 of em

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

custom game mod

[oblique belfry]

no

its for arena iirc

[teal spade]

skins for boring champions

[oblique belfry]

iirc its demon season so it makes sense

[teal spade]

meh

[oblique belfry]

annie is literally holding an ancient demon in her hands

[proven tundra]

Grim's just a hater

[oblique belfry]

what i hate is this is vayne's 3rd legendary

please give others a chance riot

[proven tundra]

I don't know what a vayne is

[oblique belfry]

hunter

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

hunts all kinds of stuff like monsters / spirits / Demons etc

[teal spade]

there's literally nothing of value in that trailer for me, none of the champs I play, the only champ I am interested in (shaco) has a skin that is LEAGUES(🥁) better

[upbeat verge]

I fucking survived this somehow
@supple lotus @sick trail @slim magnet

[oblique belfry]

oh ye shaco got a skin too

[teal spade]

the arena game mode I just

[oblique belfry]

bubble head looking ahh

[oblique belfry]

[sick trail]

There's your first bloodbath

Meanwhile

Spoiled for Ivan cause spoilers
I'd much rather circle strafe these shits by a cliff than try and spend ammo.

[blazing maple]

remake remaster

i love the achievement names

awww

[upbeat verge]

like I thought doom 2 was bad with it's hitscanners

this shit is disgusting

but in a good way

its hard

but fair

[halcyon fossil]

i don't normally play with shaders but holy shit photon looks nice

[upbeat verge]

[halcyon fossil]

it is making my 6600xt WORK for that 120 fps though

[copper vapor]

that achievement name is probably older than most people playing it

[proven tundra]

https://fxbsky.app/profile/dailysimpsons.bsky.social/post/3mjhceibp5s2g

On This Day in Simpsons History (@dailysimpsons.bsky.social)

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.
︀︀
︀︀ #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

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FxBluesky · Apr 14, 2026, 11:41 AM

Speaking of old

[copper vapor]

@slim magnet send that spanish google voice version

[upbeat verge]

e1m4

we made it

[frank hearth]

[upbeat verge]

also what is this

I get health

but what about the other shit

[blazing maple]

that's your mana for other weapons

[upbeat verge]

nah I'm being serious if you know please say

[blazing maple]

this is your ammo for weapons

and the other symbols show what buffs you have active or maybe keys

[upbeat verge]

it's not

this is

[blazing maple]

wait which game are you playing

[copper vapor]

blood

[blazing maple]

oh shit blood

[upbeat verge]

blood

[sour rivet]

Wowewwwww
Spreading misinformstion

Smh

[sick trail]

Fire Armour
Physical Armour
Spirit Armour

The 6 icons are for your keys

[blazing maple]

I thought it was hexxen/heretic

mixed up my games

[sour rivet]

Explode

[supple lotus]

tough room for sure

finally home, gonna walk my dog in the rain

[upbeat verge]

e1m4

[gleaming nymph]

maybe i should get back to my evil doings

[copper vapor]

I concur

[supple lotus]

post about it in brainfart

[copper vapor]

[supple lotus]

fucking random ass shit comments

[noble basin]

How did you get exiled?

[copper vapor]

it was the only one entertaining enough that I didn't wanna hit him with the family guy gif

[upbeat verge]

bro what is this clown ass cartoony looney toons ass music

[noble basin]

Hmmm grape flavor-aid

[supple lotus]

carnival time?

[upbeat verge]

yees...

[supple lotus]

play all tha games

win stupid prices

anyway, dogwalk time

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji3eOxiOsao

[marsh cargo]

woke up
read sad news story
want to sleep again

[thick plover]

God bless fishing

[restive bear]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-doodle-fish-nibble-cat-eating-fish-gif-15126373179558858541

[celest plank]

elder scrolls ass dialogue

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6d9f3qBxE

[marsh cargo]

ty mobis

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nicaragua-nargacuga

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/waving-lizard-hoppers-LPFNd1AJBoYcVUExmE

[sick trail]

Phew

Episode 2 done

Rough

[upbeat verge]

who dis

[sick trail]

[copper vapor]

dick kickem

[sick trail]

Also learned to deal with Stone Gargoyles

||The same fucking circle strafing right in their faces but instead of a pitchfork, it's a voodoo doll. Fuck you, Monolith. Rest in Peace. ||

[supple lotus]

pretty much

[upbeat verge]

THEY PUT

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

A CULTIST

BEHIND THE DOOR WHEN U OPEN IT

AND ENTER

[sick trail]

:)

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/trick2g-gif-23510728

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

so you enter and think ah empty room

THEN HE SHOVES HIS SHOTGUN

UP YAR ASS

okay that's creative

[supple lotus]

welcome to Blood

[upbeat verge]

I'm loving it actually

[copper vapor]

young'uns thinkin dark souls is hard because it has enemies hiding in the corner ready to knock you into a bottomless pit

the humble blood cultist:

[upbeat verge]

I infact find dark souls easy

[copper vapor]

it is easy

[upbeat verge]

ye

like this shit kicking m yass

[sick trail]

The humble cultist ambush

[upbeat verge]

properly

[copper vapor]

probably easier for you since you finished elden ring naked

[upbeat verge]

but in a good way

[upbeat verge]

AND the dlc

[arctic flicker]

https://youtu.be/qn7a5F9oJwo?si=hGZEB0X-xReajWuD

[upbeat verge]

don't forget

[copper vapor]

[sick trail]

Not good for leather chairs I'm afraid

[supple lotus]

when you hear this, run

[upbeat verge]

what is this button for

doesn't do shit

[supple lotus]

(and yes i have all the samples)

[copper vapor]

ahh evil dead.

[raven geyser]

You gotta click it 170 times

[arctic flicker]

Looks like you gotta slot in 7 dragon balls

[copper vapor]

I only have this one from doom because I slapped it in a server soundboard:

[upbeat verge]

it turns on trhe fucking lamp

https://tenor.com/view/red-red-emoji-angry-emoji-raised-fist-fist-gif-4695612956741787895

bro wtf is this game

[supple lotus]

arguably the best

[copper vapor]

shodan

ow my ears at the end

[supple lotus]

yeahit has filter resonance at the max

SQUELCH

[upbeat verge]

the fk y'all looking at

[supple lotus]

at a man with a gun

[blazing maple]

congrats on killing the bitchass spider

[upbeat verge]

I thought me telling women I play games like rdr2 or isaac was loser vibes

now how do I tell them yes I play old 90s shooters

can't win man

[copper vapor]

"I'm a boomer shooter enjoyer"

[upbeat verge]

true

I am

[supple lotus]

If you have to justify your hobbies to someone, they aint the right one for ya anyway

[upbeat verge]

ugly bastard

[supple lotus]

at least he landed

ah its the carneval still

[thick plover]

Jarvis

Initiate goon mode

[copper vapor]

damn klipy sucks

can't find a gif of "you are one ugly mother fucker" from predator

[oblique belfry]

for gifs i cant find

i just go to tenor site

and find it there

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-chad-meme-tenor-klipy-average-user-gif-8825885709337246209

[copper vapor]

gonna have my own gif website with blackjack and hookers

[upbeat verge]

[sick trail]

Watching civvie vid on Blood after completing the episode
He can't skill diff a phantasm with the Tommy gun?

[upbeat verge]

I'm able to find most secrets on my own but I am checking the wiki at the end to see if I missed any

back when you could BACKTRACK in old games to get every secret

modern games could never

[thick plover]

@timid hollow echo point got a update

ng+ added

[upbeat verge]

aha you pressed this switch fuck you point of no return 30 collectibles missed 67 secrets undiscovered you wont survive the next level

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-bungie-marathon-game-recon-recon-marathon-gif-13562192688624302112

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

im gonna skin you cro

[upbeat verge]

I'm sure anti aliasing will do so much in such an old pixelated game
@sick trail @supple lotus

[upbeat verge]

groovy...

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-wave-hello-gif-4941596308696867418

[pallid raft]

me looking inside the microwave

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-gif-19585502

[upbeat verge]

JESUS

this shotgun is satisfying

[sour rivet]

they are putting a blindfold on artyom

[marsh cargo]

every time i see someone say game is dark
i kinda laught because its always the most basic shit imaginable

[sick trail]

Oh fun

[sick trail]

@restive bear

[blazing maple]

what my ubereats delivery guy sees in the window as he drops off my food

[restive bear]

Bruh

[blazing maple]

dark ones CONFIRMED

[restive bear]

Just when I was about to sleep

[sick trail]

You wrote the books, my guy, tell them to go somewhere bright

[blazing maple]

ohhhh

[blazing maple]

can't, we lost our...

last light

[sick trail]

Get your ass in bed

[sour rivet]

im sorry sam marathon steam discussions has spoken

you are a woman

[blazing maple]

i'm going to go into exile

for like

a week

farewell

[copper vapor]

I bet it won't be darker than doom 3

[sour rivet]

you will see nothing but darkness for 8 hours

[restive bear]

I AM ON BED YOU GOOFY SERGAL

[sour rivet]

bfg edition or lauch

[restive bear]

Time to doomscroll for a few mins

[copper vapor]

the original from 2004 of course

[sour rivet]

hold my flashlight

[blazing maple]

game of thrones season 8 night time battle type dark

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doom-doom-slayer-36

[sick trail]

[sour rivet]

could i have a visual representation of that

[restive bear]

Who tf uses a flashlight in Metro anyway I used the nigtvision like a real CAG

[sour rivet]

i never watched got

[restive bear]

Fine

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/kinsie/status/2044046744934326325

The Kinsie (@kinsie)

only through the sheer power of a gpu the size and price of a 2010 holden commodore can you achieve the aesthetic glory of r_fullbright 1

QRT: GeForce_JacobF
Another example, notice the improved shadows under objects and accurate reflections!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 14, 2026, 1:34 PM

[blazing maple]

nah

[sour rivet]

ass

[sour rivet]

looks worse
causes more strain on pc

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

another win for non rtx users

[proven tundra]

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/catchangelog/status/2044059912473346140

Cat Changelog (@catchangelog)

Reddit user Bigmackstar1 is attempting to mod cats into Project Zomboid, with mixed results.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 14, 2026, 2:27 PM

[proven tundra]

Looks completely normal

[sour rivet]

finally
new hive scum cosmetic

[arctic flicker]

perfectly normal cat

[copper vapor]

the only visual representation I can give you is

1. one side has flaming swords and they don't use it
2. white walkers are vulnerable to fire but they don't use pitch (or the aforementioned flaming swords) and set fire to the trench in front of the walls and just watch the white walkers vaporize themselves

[marsh cargo]

phat tigor tank

[sour rivet]

i see why most of the actors looked annoyed when they looked at the script

[copper vapor]

they go out into the field to fight them in melee

[zealous depot]

[sick trail]

Well that's a good video for a later supper

[pallid raft]

i watched that, fun video

also very interesting

[orchid lotus]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1663850/REPLACED/ ITS OUT!!

Steam

REPLACED

Uncover the sinister secrets of Phoenix Corporation, through the eyes of its own creation, R.E.A.C.H. - an AI trapped in a human body against its will. In an alternate 1980s America reshaped by nuclear catastrophe, Phoenix-City has become one of the Corporation’s strongholds - a haven for corruption where outlaws thrive and human life…

Price

$19.99

[pallid raft]

no way harry dresden

[sour rivet]

only took like 4-5 years

[pallid raft]

loos cool tbf

[orchid lotus]

but its out

[pallid raft]

10 days before sued by square enix for taking hd-2d

[upbeat verge]

yea right

[orchid lotus]

someone did a lousy job on the construction

[upbeat verge]

ye

no wonder this place is falling apart

[tiny notch]

this is my test video for if jellyfin is working

[sick trail]

INFRA gameplay be like

[tiny notch]

babies almost kinda have souls so its like if it dies its kinda jsut eh

[pallid sapphire]

You are now Mpreg

by Josta

The bad ending

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-cat-uncanny-cat-gif-17717270398074174657

[upbeat verge]

I'm really starting to like this game

[copper vapor]

this looks... interesting https://www.gog.com/en/game/operation_polygon_storm

[sour rivet]

yo guys check out these games i just got

[copper vapor]

give me those
I'll give you a copy of Forspoken

[timber oxide]

What is this lymingass type sentence

[sour rivet]

atleast forspoken is still playable

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry I will give you a fun fact
The Japanese VA for Yuji in JJK is the same as the VA for the protagonist in one of the games I play and it's so weird

[oblique belfry]

which game is that ?

[sour rivet]

yo mamas house

[timber oxide]

Oh one of my gacha slops don't worry

||Star Rail||

[oblique belfry]

then again

[timber oxide]

Same VA as the male protag

[oblique belfry]

japanese va sector is like 20-30 people rn

you eventually hear them everywhere

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/PixelDevzRBLX/status/2043999221271994704?s=20

✩~Pixel!!~✩ (@PixelDevzRBLX)

↪️ Replying to @ULTRAKILLMedia

@ULTRAKILLMedia

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[timber oxide]

We also have the VAs of DIO and Jotaro in the same game

[oblique belfry]

based but like i said

20-30 people

[timber oxide]

You'd be surprised

[oblique belfry]

jjk also has dio

toji

then yutas va is the same as nagito or naegi from danganronpa

[copper vapor]

this is peak

[timber oxide]

What is peak is the fact that Jotaro's VA also voices a character in slopshit impact and his character even does the ora ora thing

[copper vapor]

I've been hearing the japanese VA for Dio in so much media I learned to immediately identify his voice

[oblique belfry]

same

[copper vapor]

same for Levi in Attack on Titan

and the japanese VAs for Sephiroth and Frieza, too

[marsh cargo]

he is like matt mercer
he is everywhere

[copper vapor]

also recently learned a final fantasy character is voiced by Chris Sabat, the English VA for Vegeta in DBZ

[copper vapor]

he's the big bad in Nioh 3

[timber oxide]

I like recognizing my favorite VAs

[marsh cargo]

[covert shard]

ain't we all?

[timber oxide]

It's always the "What the fuck are YOU doing here" moment

It doesn't matter what language

[marsh cargo]

i still remember this tweet by matt mercer
Were he finally achieved hes dream of having to voice 2 characters in in a conversation

[copper vapor]

pillars of eternity?

he voices Edér and Aloth

[marsh cargo]

having to talk to
himself

[copper vapor]

the humble Seth McFarlane voicing 5 characters in family guy

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/hieumayart/status/2044043368939094275?s=20

Hieumay (@hieumayart)

X · Apr 14, 2026, 1:21 PM

[real aspen]

are these untwinned twinned knight swords?

lmao they are

[marsh cargo]

opens twitter
modern liveleak video
fascinating

[upbeat verge]

internet is healing eh

[sour rivet]

this jit likes watching people die

[marsh cargo]

the comments were all making fun of him in spanish

describing it might land me on rules moment

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/raccoonAuras/status/2043979824935661943

raccoon with confusing auras (@raccoonAuras)

😅😅

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 14, 2026, 9:09 AM

[copper vapor]

poor guy was ungy

[marsh cargo]

scrolls down even more
its the same video again

[copper vapor]

is it @timber oxide or @pallid sapphire who plays dynasty warriors
send the "you flaming fools" gif please

[pallid sapphire]

i do

[timber oxide]

I think it's laff

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/dynasty-warriors-dw3-dynasty-warriors3-omega-force-ps2-gif-21150743

YOU FLAMING IDIOTS

thats actualy the reason the 3 remake gets delayed

they want to incorporate the original VA now cause fans want exactly that

The horrible writing

[copper vapor]

https://youtu.be/RK66El0d4bA?si=E-07g9MZUBPdcn1j&t=24776

https://klipy.com/gifs/dio-jjba-3

[marsh cargo]

flower of the month

[real aspen]

yummers

yellow

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZukmIhUNTQ

[copper vapor]

gmanlives

[marsh cargo]

the name is quite comedy

[supple lotus]

techno rumble achieved

[pallid sapphire]

hey hey hey

Some are enjoyable

This one is

oh shit

Why does every game have to do this now

[marsh cargo]

[pallid sapphire]

yoink

[frank hearth]

switch axe has entered the chat

[broken mango]

Longsword combos in reality :
press rt a couple times and then press rt + a

Its a brain off weapon

[sour rivet]

i press trongle

[broken mango]

Glance better anyway

[sour rivet]

and press rt

and never get hurt

https://tenor.com/view/mhw-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-wilds-finger-point-gif-15920010080149579513

[broken mango]

https://tenor.com/view/mh3rd-gif-25319835

[sour rivet]

i did that

[marsh cargo]

funlance

[frank hearth]

We simp for boomlance in this house

[sour rivet]

i like my gunlance but im starting to like normal lance more

[broken mango]

I like it when the wyvernfire puts 5 numbers on my screen that all have 3 figures

[marsh cargo]

[frank hearth]

i still miss my Rise gunlance

[marsh cargo]

i like you are actually blocking while doing it in wilds

[sour rivet]

they need to add that launch thing to wilds

[broken mango]

That requires playing wilds tho

[marsh cargo]

its not world
so its ok

[broken mango]

Unironically said wilds is better than world what

[sour rivet]

i mean

yeah

[marsh cargo]

it is

[broken mango]

Is this ragebait

[sour rivet]

base game wilds is better than world

[marsh cargo]

i would also say rise is better than world

[broken mango]

Thats

Ok who the fuck are you talking to, to get these opinions

[sour rivet]

himself

[broken mango]

Rise is considered better than world period

[marsh cargo]

G4U is better than world

[broken mango]

Its not a fucking hot take

[broken mango]

Duh???

You can play as a furry

[marsh cargo]

no one
i played all 3
and found world to be
lacking

it just looks good

[sour rivet]

sparter what are you hoping will get added with wilds' expansion

[marsh cargo]

and thats it

[frank hearth]

now we only have to hope that the expansion isnt gonna have a cluch level fuck up

[broken mango]

Did you perchance ever used the new stuff in it

[sour rivet]

give me clutch claw back but not the tenderizing mechanic

[marsh cargo]

you mean iceborne?

[broken mango]

World was the best thing to happen to gunlance before rise gave us blast dash back

[broken mango]

Basegame world already adds alot, iceborne added even more

[marsh cargo]

i will agree
on gl being better than oldgen

funlance just gets funner eacher game

but man

rise gunlance was something

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/salt-bae-meat-1

[broken mango]

And then wilds undid the funlance

[sour rivet]

what

[marsh cargo]

i mean they had to get rid of the rope bugs

[sour rivet]

gunlance is still fun

[frank hearth]

it is

[broken mango]

Yes but

[marsh cargo]

but yeah gunlance in wilds is still fun

[sour rivet]

i never liked the bugs tbh

[broken mango]

Better than world???????????

[frank hearth]

still Rise was the peak of gunlanc e

[sour rivet]

yes?

[broken mango]

Skill issue....

[broken mango]

Wtf are yall yapping about

[sour rivet]

and now thy argument is invalid

[marsh cargo]

yes?
i would also say the progression is alot better in wilds/rise

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1TLR8HQgiU

DEV UPDATE

[sour rivet]

dude its so much fucking better

[broken mango]

The one game where gunlance has an actual counter :

[marsh cargo]

you get fuck all gear untill you kill the b52

[marsh cargo]

thats worlds prog

[sour rivet]

didnt have a counter in world

[broken mango]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[tiny notch]

i didnt know spins a wheel sparter made religious videos

[marsh cargo]

what

[broken mango]

Pink rathian glance is like insane in world and normal lv4 does not need artillery

[frank hearth]

[marsh cargo]

ok
name me gunlance armor from the start of the game to
belezegoose

0

its a huge ass gap

[oblique belfry]

filler season smh

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

and the only upgrade to ballgooose is
another mad ballgoose

[broken mango]

Dude anything i name you're just gunna say "not valid" cuz you get only 2 armors at the start before killing any monsters

In between tho?

[zealous depot]

Bazel is the goat

[broken mango]

Literally anything, normal glance needs NOTHING

MAYBE sharpness, take grinder or handicraft or smt

Only long needs artillery

[sick trail]

FUCK YEAH

[upbeat verge]

AYYY AYY

[broken mango]

But you can just take bone and be good for the entire game until you can get brachi or zorah MR armor

[sick trail]

(Did it on Extra Crispy)

[upbeat verge]

WHAT U DOIN

[oblique belfry]

IVERN SKIN

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

ya breakin my hart

[oblique belfry]

CLOUD IVERN

[broken mango]

Bazels armor is ASS anyway

[zealous depot]

Doge

Go qausi

Now

[broken mango]

Just use like xeno set for the fucken sharpness

[oblique belfry]

FRENCH

FRENCH IRELIA

[sick trail]

I found the super secret without realising it's a super secret

[broken mango]

Cuz thats the only thing that actually matters with normal glance anyway

[sick trail]

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/N71iJAZhRPc?si=TXRjmgiOs1YjPnrM
anyways mandatory post

[sour rivet]

Yay rong rong

[copper vapor]

BEETLEJUICE

[oblique belfry]

Spaghetti vel'koz will be a thing too

[upbeat verge]

also idk if tHE original release of the game was like that but I love how...Gory and visceral and in your face everything is
so much guts splattering everywhere chunks of meat heads flying and so much blood(fitting innit )
@sick trail @supple lotus

[frank hearth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSBQEEXHQiI

[marsh cargo]

i also rate world to be trash as its allergic to having a decent Coop experience

[sick trail]

If people are to be believed, yes, it was the goriest game available
Only difference is that a certain weapon got an alt fire only "recently"

[oblique belfry]

rip 4 second recall

[broken mango]

Also who tf uses bazel set for glance

Are you a wide user

You're a wide user arent you

[sick trail]

Also, said Innocents are COMEDICALLY damage resistant

[marsh cargo]

personally i like long

[frank hearth]

rage bait used to be believable

[sour rivet]

Another thing for wilds
All variants are good

[copper vapor]

also my fav bros the gajalakas

[marsh cargo]

actually yes

[broken mango]

Using wide is ragebait yes

[sour rivet]

Wide is pride

[broken mango]

Why the FUCK are you using bazel set then

[oblique belfry]

"we are expending build diversity. This will show up in thing like item adjustments, new keystones and better alternative builds to increase strategy and creativity. So think things like AP Ezreal or ADC kennen or Attack speed xin zhao"

fun in my comp game ?

unheard of

[supple lotus]

everything is weighty, ya. explosions have splash + shock area that pushed shit around, things go splat. its great

[copper vapor]

wym attack speed xin zhao was a thing ages ago

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

still is but is "off-meta"

[frank hearth]

ALO

[upbeat verge]

and theres so much shit getting destroyed around the levels

[oblique belfry]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[upbeat verge]

feels like a michael bay movie

[sick trail]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@sharp crater

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[upbeat verge]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@sharp crater

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[upbeat verge]

BEGONE

[marsh cargo]

free earplug 3

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

[sick trail]

Hey wait a minute

Who's that in the newspaper photo

[oblique belfry]

U H O H

[sick trail]

Could it be

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[supple lotus]

[oblique belfry]

clearly its josta

[supple lotus]

doge

[broken mango]

You can block screams dude

Are you like

Even a real glance user

....?

[supple lotus]

we REALLY dont need CCs

[marsh cargo]

not mid swing

[sick trail]

[broken mango]

Skill issue and you use long

[oblique belfry]

fine

[broken mango]

You're never mid swing

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdlMeJgvkIQ

[supple lotus]

at least share whats being shown

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

thats what i was doing

its a dev update

[supple lotus]

wooooosh

[oblique belfry]

do you want to see this man

everytime

[supple lotus]

yeah more than CC

[marsh cargo]

its always be funny to me that nergi is just a fraud most of the storyline

[copper vapor]

yea lol

[supple lotus]

SEE I WOULDA MISSED THE NAIL

[upbeat verge]

I love that if u hold the dynamite the fuse just runs out and kills you

[copper vapor]

he was scary only because of the scripted first fight where you "can't win"

[frank hearth]

please

can we not have more fucking AP assasins

[sick trail]

Doge was trying to save us from White Man Talks At Camera For His 4 Hour Long Video Essay

Smdh

[oblique belfry]

thats why i was only showing the subtitles

oh boy arena changes

[upbeat verge]

also caleb reloading the shotty like a damn nazi soldier on meth is so good

[oblique belfry]

3v3 in arena

[sick trail]

peek at Blood achievements

Ye ok what's this

[upbeat verge]

is that like par time or what

[frank hearth]

spiritual succesor to twisted treeline

[sick trail]

Speedrun achievements for community made campaign

[upbeat verge]

aah

[sick trail]

I very much doubt you can do 100% enemies and secrets with those times

[upbeat verge]

also because I"m not used to these old school fps I take like 15+ minutes per level

[sick trail]

Heck, the one achievement for Episode 2 where you leave as fast as possible basically requires you avoid combat

I'm used to them somewhat, I still take my time

[upbeat verge]

I mean I got used to doom

but build engine is new for me

[sick trail]

I'm here for a long time, not a good time
Wait

[upbeat verge]

I'm yet to do shadow warrior

[sick trail]

Consider this: I've only just cleared episode 2

[upbeat verge]

unlikely idk how small a map would have to be for you do do it in 40 seconds kill everything and get every secret

I think it's just speedrun

I'm on e1m5

but I Did do secret level

[sick trail]

Oh by the way, you can jump on enemy heads
Very useful when surrounded by zombies

[upbeat verge]

I figured that out ye

[sick trail]

Which, I imagine, will be needed in some of those speedruns

[upbeat verge]

idk much about any level except the first 2

which is why I play so slow

plus on well done shit makes u dissapear like thanos snapping

[upbeat verge]

?

what

[sick trail]

How do you think I feel going blind on Extra Crispy

[sour rivet]

mmmmm cripsy

[sick trail]

Didn't clear a corner
That's a whole chunk of my health gone
Turn around
One cultist with a shotgun
:)

But it's very fun, yes

[forest acorn]

Whatcha playing?

Blood?

[copper vapor]

ye

dry and ivan are blooding

[forest acorn]

I heard it's spooky