╟❓general-offtopic

[tiny notch]

nvm its 16c here

[sick trail]

[tiny notch]

LMAO

[upbeat verge]

missed 2 secrets

ggs

I'm not going for all secrets in this one

half the time they give mid shit anyway

also no backtracking in levels?
cmon man

[plain abyss]

Jump

[upbeat verge]

nop

no way to jump onto that platform

[carmine laurel]

mhm

/weather centurion

ok

[plain abyss]

I remember I did

[carmine laurel]

it was worth a try

[upbeat verge]

it's w/e

[upbeat verge]

game isn't that hard anyway

bosses are difficult tho

[plain abyss]

I remember I gave up on one boss

Retarded ass shit

[upbeat verge]

the bosses do test your mettle

however they suffer from what we call consort radahn shitty design

3000 blinding flashes in your face

game is good tho

but not perfect

[sick trail]

Why can I go here

[upbeat verge]

yoo spoilers

this random hole spoiled so much man

wtf

[snow tree]

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/veyonis-jessie-goodmorning-gif-7516165982356223162

[verbal vine]

@latent garden Not human rights obviously but animal protection laws and so on also do apply to dogs 😭

[upbeat verge]

[latent garden]

this and that are two things tho but thats not the point

[upbeat verge]

now I'm exploring labs and shit?
@supple lotus this is dusk all over again

[clear bough]

should i replay dying light or rdr2 first

[proven tundra]

Dying light

[verbal vine]

Dying light you'll get done sooner

[tiny notch]

ive been given a bajillian necron parts and told to put them together by my dad

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-meme-new-element-vanos-work-gif-18146432774659198030

me trying to find all the blueprints

[clear bough]

alr

[proven tundra]

The children yearn for the mines minis

[verbal vine]

Time to make an eldritch abomination custom model.

[tiny notch]

best armys per game
40k: necrons
AOS: death
old world: chaos warriors

https://tenor.com/view/discord-scam-users-obvious-phishing-gif-15812245174444424671

[celest plank]

Us both

[celest plank]

@naive arrow

get him down

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

MIST OR BEAST

[verbal vine]

Yeah. Yeah I missed. Sadly. Cycles bolt.

[upbeat verge]

it would've been hilarious if the bot flagged and eviscerated you

[proven tundra]

I clenched my butt a bit posting it

[supple lotus]

let me add this to the bot

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

Why does RQ need to flag this

[forest acorn]

@proven tundra

what kinda rat is this

[pallid sapphire]

Rat car

[proven tundra]

What the dog doing

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2043668038881333537

Juno (@rainhydes)

revolución socialista en tomodachi speedrun any%

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 13, 2026, 12:30 PM

Hatsune Engels?!

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

🗿

[upbeat verge]

why is albert einstein talking to miku

[sick trail]

That's Karl Marx

[little depot]

Ne

[sick trail]

Whar

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

man the bosses in forgive me father are lowkey so ass
@sick trail

like....

its so shit

how did they make the levels so cool and unique and the bosses so terrible

[little depot]

Hello allfather

[proven tundra]

How fare thee my child

[upbeat verge]

BRO HOW DO YOU KILL THE FISH

it takes like 1 pixel of dmg

and u run out of ammo

and there's no ammo in the arean

WTF

WHAT IS THIS SHITT ASS BOSS DESIGN MAN

[pallid sapphire]

Air

The real question is how much is the fish

[upbeat verge]

what is bro blabbering about

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/teW0KULIir0?is=KObkvTKk3TdFjpBF

[pliant chasm]

we're gonna be rich

https://tenor.com/view/hearthstone-reno-jackson-flex-explosion-weird-flex-gif-14486465

[upbeat verge]

why did they make the water damage you in the big ugly fish fight

ITS WATER

the arena is already 3 pixels big enough

why did you make the water have dot damage

what fucking purpose does that surve when fighting the boss man

WTF

[supple lotus]

HANS PETER BAXTER

[upbeat verge]

alright 3rd try on that stupid boss

ooh game crashes

alright

that does it

[snow tree]

fight boss that is fish
boss fish has water mechanics
said water does damage
why would devs do this
reeeeee

[upbeat verge]

we unistall

[snow tree]

Truly one of the wisest thinkers of our time

[upbeat verge]

I'm not dealing with this shit man

[upbeat verge]

yes but

the islands are super small

and he already spawns 300 smaller fish

and water attacks

[snow tree]

Filtered by fish

[upbeat verge]

nah bro

game crashed twice

I'm not fucking doing this

[left mantle]

Man this shit is ass

[upbeat verge]

game can fuck off

I thought it was gonna be better

[sick trail]

[upbeat verge]

these bosses make me wanna end it

[left mantle]

I'm only sleeping in bursts because of the fuckin weather

[upbeat verge]

fuck this

[sick trail]

Do some Blood

[upbeat verge]

I shall

[sick trail]

The fish boss took me some time too

[upbeat verge]

levels are amazing but the bosses are genuinely so fucking abysmall

not to mention how unreasonably tanky he is

[snow tree]

Of course you won against fish boss, you are Dry afterall

[sick trail]

[upbeat verge]

also the game crashing

cherry on top

[sick trail]

Alright well the game never crashed on me

[upbeat verge]

it crashed twice

during this fight

i didn't wanna beat the game anyway

[snow tree]

insert high-end pc meme

[sick trail]

That's like the halfway point or even earlier

[snow tree]

[upbeat verge]

nah its later half

after fish theres 2 short episodes and the game ends

[left mantle]

@snow tree its fuckin 6 am and its already 23c I dont want to turn my AC on but goddamn I need to with how hot my office gets at this rate

[snow tree]

Shit sucks man

Add 80%+ humidity and you wanna peel off your skin

[left mantle]

Its the humidity that'll kill ya its true

[sick trail]

Close enough

[left mantle]

Midday is gonna be ass humidity-wise but it'll come down towards the evening thankfully

[snow tree]

My house is hella humid in summer

But not as bad

[upbeat verge]

get ac

ah yes ofc , an achievement for killing yourself

only in blood

[left mantle]

Anyway, have a thing I made for shits and giggles the other way

[snow tree]

Nah, open windows during night.
Keep them closed and shaded during the day

[left mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349811433881206844/1493240890813190234/Crusader.png?ex=69dee933&is=69dd97b3&hm=d70f773de8a89365a492c15e7b11318d5f404b28f6a94ec87f38fdb7aa0d18de&

[cunning reef]

ppl usually forget the keeping windows shaded part

[snow tree]

Cool shit!

[cunning reef]

helps a lot with house temp

whole reason window awnings existed then ppl got rid of them cus they were "ugly"

[left mantle]

Image locally sourced with text and information organically sourced.

[snow tree]

Now you can get fancy shades that let in light but make it still cool

[upbeat verge]

how many fucking secret levels does blood have wtf
@sick trail

[hearty wyvern]

GUYS

https://www.reddit.com/r/bloodborne/s/GnnxLn4N4J

[upbeat verge]

we donut care

[hearty wyvern]

WHAT FUCKING TIMELINE IS KS THIS

[hearty wyvern]

Jack septic eye is producing a bloodborne movie

[left mantle]

I also did one for each of the moons for crusader such as:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349811433881206844/1493240890175524904/Cellin.png?ex=69dee933&is=69dd97b3&hm=9b9eb187999e96abd9157dd87bef4ac6307b6e48aa1e0be84bfe6d034c700262&

I'm thinking arccorp is next

[cunning reef]

bloodborne movie before pc port

https://klipy.com/gifs/walter-white-spins-gun-walter-white-spins-revolver

[left mantle]

Anything but a bloodborne pc port

[upbeat verge]

imagine they port it to pc one day and it's still in glorious 25 or 30 fps

[cunning reef]

with a pc port theyd fix it easy

[cunning reef]

also try more like 18 fps in dense areas

[pallid sapphire]

No it will be shit

And woke

Jacksepticeye is the producer

Wtf

It will be utter TRASH

[sick trail]

One per episode in the main campaign
Four per new campaign

[pliant meteor]

[sick trail]

Actually was it 4 or 8

I dun member

But the custom campaigns add a LOT

[uneven sapphire]

[sick trail]

I think you'll like House of Horrors

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-will-arnett-bojack-bojack-horseman-depressed-gif-16162388

[sick trail]

Thin Ice not so much

[left mantle]

Unrealistic, reddit mod admitted fault.

[sick trail]

Oh yeah, BTW, @upbeat verge
Crouch to make yourself a bit harder to hit for hitscans
Run, jump, crouch
Don't let em hit you too much

[snow tree]

When can I view those on wiki

[sick trail]

But crouching specifically makes you a smaller target

[upbeat verge]

it does actually make you get hit less?
its not just placebo?

[left mantle]

Never. I dont upload to the wiki (Jokes aside sctools wiki is actually pretty good)

[hearty wyvern]

It's already on PC 🤷‍♂️

[left mantle]

Not officially.

And that's a huge difference.

[hearty wyvern]

That's fair but Sony has already said they're not releasing on PC anymore

[timid hollow]

i love how i have to delete the vanguard folder manually every week because league gets stuck in a infinite updating loop and thats the only way to fix it

[sick trail]

Only slightly
It's why the cultists also hit the floor and crawl

[left mantle]

Yeah but you dont get to say "already on pc" when the already on pc is an emulator rather than an actual port.

[hearty wyvern]

Yeah but the bloodborne remaster project is already popping off tbf

I also wish for native bb pc

[leaden pilot]

to this day i dont get why vibecoding is an acceptable term for coding

cause you’re not coding are you

[timid hollow]

im 99% sure someone is already decompiling/compiling stuff to make it a native thing

[leaden pilot]

you’re just outsourcing it

[left mantle]

I dont care how less jank they're getting the emulation of it, I want an actual port

[timid hollow]

doesnt make it official tho

[hearty wyvern]

That was sonic for the 360

By sonic fans doing that there's now a tool to make an official PC port for every 360 game

[left mantle]

Somehow inserting code running on hallucinations and wasted resources rather than 6 monsters and destroyed dreams

[leaden pilot]

sounds like the same thing

[left mantle]

Okay, didn't know we had a tech exec in here

[leaden pilot]

yeees

[left mantle]

Here is advice straight from the ai mines

[leaden pilot]

more ai datacenters

[left mantle]

Kill yourself

[leaden pilot]

too late

[left mantle]

Its funny that half of them either got canceled or are on indefinite hiatus

[cunning reef]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ai-genai

[leaden pilot]

here’s more to come

[left mantle]

More AI hallucinations

Smh

[brittle karma]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HELoXh5WsAASlPg.mp4

[timid hollow]

no thats not what i meant

bro heard the word compiling and thought of the one yt video he saw

[left mantle]

A 30 minute+ youtube series about Howard Shore's LotR soundtrack? Sign me the fuck up

[timid hollow]

some dudes are trying to decompile the bloodborne stuff but its a mess

playstation stuff in general seems to be a mess for that matter

[left mantle]

Because PS3 was a fucking mess

It was an odd console to work on by all accounts

[clear bough]

https://tenor.com/view/boomb-cat-boomb-cat-boom-cat-explosion-explosion-gif-gif-17107588862516012936

[upbeat verge]

does dynamite explode on impact?
@sick trail

[hearty wyvern]

No

[sick trail]

Left click, yes
Right click, no

[upbeat verge]

ty

[verbal gate]

a lil maya is currently watching me, lil birdie oughta get to a higher place before my dachshund notices and I have to carry the lil guy away

[sick trail]

Alt fire flare gun for a fun surprise (need 8 ammo)

[snow tree]

Big boom?

[upbeat verge]

I think it does like a shotgun of flares

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/perchance-per-chance-perhaps-family-guy-sonic-subway-gif-11023442278282486542

Ivan is about to do numbers on the cult

[upbeat verge]

soon soon

this time I will try to go for all secrets as best I can

[sick trail]

[upbeat verge]

forgive me father secrets were ass cuz u couldn't backtrack

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/daemon-targaryen-your-ai-slop-bores-me-daemon-house-of-the-dragon-game-of-thrones-gif-3185496778020877251

[tiny notch]

r/rust momen

[sick trail]

You're gonna like the first super secret

First level has 11 secrets and 1 separately counted super secret

[upbeat verge]

it's doom all over again

1 room with 5 seperate secrets and like 30 switches needed for those secrets

[sick trail]

The super secret is super worth it though
My only hint is "jump forward at the end"

[snow tree]

When you reach sticky room you should hug cardinal west and turn 33 degrees counterclockwise when you see a picture of upside down dog

After that jump twice forward and once left

[upbeat verge]

kreo stfu

[snow tree]

And you reach super secret that is devs first girlfriend name

[upbeat verge]

damnnn my fart stank

[verbal gate]

brother doing the tear gas training in the comfort of his own room

spread your arms and flap

[upbeat verge]

HAHAHA

true tho

true

see when they drop the nukes on bulgaria

i'll be prepared

[proven tundra]

[sick trail]

Honestly the whole city will be ready

[topaz bloom]

Create iconic stance
ignore the roasters on the wall

[upbeat verge]

we're trained from an early age cuz gypsies stink

[topaz bloom]

basically

[hexed stag]

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fas2.ftcdn.net%2Fv2%2Fjpg%2F03%2F94%2F32%2F43%2F1000_F_394324346_O7RR0AW5Zt67SFTI5atMiF5o2pOCyPjD.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=4efffecca792d2ebccec97af30e9e2453a8b462e63d6bc1743254f7f4c9aed62

I hate when stuff like car panels and frames rust away

[pallid sapphire]

Your mom is gooner bait

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail what was the difference between fresh and refreshed supply?
why are there like 2 remasters

[sick trail]

@slim magnet is way more equipped to answer this, but my observations are:
Steam overlay actually works, I can actually hear the music, and it's way higher resolution
Also the FMVs were remastered?

[upbeat verge]

noted

[sick trail]

Also Momo mentioned that Extra Crispy is oddly easier because of hitscans having a slight delay before firing

That doesn't mean you don't get your ass fried in seconds though

[upbeat verge]

I'll see how it is

[sick trail]

Ah yes, turn a corner into 15 shotguns and 3 Tommies

Smoov off

[upbeat verge]

plutonia experiment ahh room

[sick trail]

And it's not even a room, it's a hallway

[upbeat verge]

[sick trail]

Not even secret or anything, you have to go there

Thankfully the game gives you some dynamite right beforehand

[upbeat verge]

ok ok dont spoil too much

[sick trail]

Oh don't worry

What difficulty are you on?

[upbeat verge]

I'm not playing

I said later

[sick trail]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@knotty belfry

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[upbeat verge]

to the depths with you . fiend.

[sick trail]

Lotsa yapping but not a peep at the channel topic

[supple lotus]

fucks up in newbies, fucks up in offtopic

[upbeat verge]

does discord have popup messages or something
whenever u click on this channel it should tell you "THIS ISN"T ABOUT GUMBA DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" and then they click yes and can join

[supple lotus]

nah

[upbeat verge]

shame.

[supple lotus]

I'd purposfully create 347846 popus to annoy everyone

[upbeat verge]

based

[knotty belfry]

Sorry guys let me try again, it is an interesting topic I was having at the newbies channel that honestly it can apply to the gaming industry in general so let me try again. And sorry again

[upbeat verge]

dont be sorry

be better.

[supple lotus]

its the same guy again who got muted

fresh account

talks like GPT

[upbeat verge]

?

[left mantle]

So how long till you glock them for mute evasion

[sick trail]

Wait what

[upbeat verge]

nice alt fam

joins instantly joins offtopic

[supple lotus]

nah got nuked in newbies

[sick trail]

You do realize going on an alt account after a mute is an immediate ban

[upbeat verge]

DJ

SPIN THAT SHIT

[supple lotus]

(I'm assuming)

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-dynamite-blood-bingus-explode-explosion-gif-5642394397713656584

[supple lotus]

I can hear Caleb laughing

[knotty belfry]

Hope that I don't bore you with this question but I have always wondered about version numbers and the subjectivity around them specifically in video games but it happens in any kind of software product and I think any game that has been in a long development cycle but open to the public is a perfect example, for it´s many iterations and the associated version numbers to each of them. Specially now that we are used to games releasing in an unfinished state, or at least that's how developers treat them by pushing fixes and content after the initial release. It is very interesting to see how it affects our perception of that which is being labeled as 0.9 instead of 1.0 when in reality it is just a number and the objectivity of it relies on the content of that which is being labeled.

[supple lotus]

yeah

[knotty belfry]

I dont know it is usually a very interesting thing to see

[upbeat verge]

bro we're not reading allat

skom just do the funny

[knotty belfry]

it is about the versioning of video games

[upbeat verge]

we donut care

[knotty belfry]

it is a cool topic and I am sure you feel the same

[supple lotus]

were you skiing this weekend by chance?

[left mantle]

It's a fair one, same cadence, same vocab, same shit different day, and it's basically exactly like clocking the lyming alts

[upbeat verge]

we dont as I said we dont care

offtopic plays the same 10 games in rotation

[verbal gate]

oh is that that Ferlock guy?

[knotty belfry]

I am sorry man but how would you know what the rest of the channel thinks?

[supple lotus]

I do however care about donuts

[timber oxide]

He doesn't

[upbeat verge]

donuts do be pretty nice

[knotty belfry]

I am not trying to be rude just trying to speak about soemthing that maybe some of you might find interesting

[knotty belfry]

lmao

[supple lotus]

now... do we also mute the alt?

or just ban both

[upbeat verge]

roll a dice

[supple lotus]

maybe we get a 3rd

[knotty belfry]

Man you just muted me in the other channel.

Can I jsut hang out here?

[timber oxide]

The version numbers of software are just arbitrary numbers made up by whoever is developing the software and as such they follow the rules they set up, simple as

[upbeat verge]

and you thought its a good idea to make an alt?

[knotty belfry]

I am not trying to be either nnoying or conflicting to anyone

[upbeat verge]

das wild

[supple lotus]

ha

that gave it away

[knotty belfry]

what is an alt?

[sick trail]

[upbeat verge]

[supple lotus]

let me get the other ID

[knotty belfry]

Is it that annoying for you guys that I hang out here? I promise I can write way shoter paragraphs because I guess by know thats what people dont like

[thick plover]

greetings

[frail leaf]

@knotty belfry (kachuklu) has been banned for reason: alt account

[upbeat verge]

[left mantle]

Just in time to watch an execution

[frank hearth]

@thick plover @zealous depot

[thick plover]

[upbeat verge]

makes alt
you guys are annoyed by my long paragraphs

?

[supple lotus]

eh now i gotta find the other

[left mantle]

341144350589190145

[supple lotus]

ty got it already

[frail leaf]

@remote sorrel (.ferlock) has been banned for reason: we're not interested in GPT essays - and you avoided with an alt, how tarded can you be

[blazing maple]

You're not just muted - you're banned, and that's amazing.

[clear bough]

aww i missed his gpt stories

[supple lotus]

tells account a: you're annoying

alt account: sorry if i was annoying

<<

smort

[hearty wyvern]

My mom died this is pretty fucked of you to say

[blazing maple]

Who needs to acknowledge social queues when you can just smash through them and say "My apolocheese"

[blazing maple]

when did she die and how

[hearty wyvern]

4 months ago in a car accident

[left mantle]

wait did you ping the other account somewhere to call them annoying?

[supple lotus]

nah the other got muted for being annoying

[upbeat verge]

basedddd

[hearty wyvern]

Now they both get banned

[supple lotus]

*got

I miss Keith over whatever this bullshit spouting was

[left mantle]

keith is just like listening to the neighborhood crackhead

[clear bough]

was bro tryna train his llm through long convos here

[hexed stag]

Linux
Open update manager every couple weeks
100 fuckin updates
Let them update
Nothing seems different
Aw well

[arctic flicker]

we need him to glaze the new starfield update n dlc

[left mantle]

Oh I thought we were talking about the ketamine one

Bethesda Keith wasn't even remotely that bad.

[arctic flicker]

we lost the greats, and newbie chat isn't producing new material fast enough

[hearty wyvern]

The one that broke the Star wars mod?

[arctic flicker]

literally every bethesda update ever

[left mantle]

Like any actual update

[hearty wyvern]

They never plan on updating it again tho

[verbal gate]

I can't believe the gpt tsundere is gone

whatever shall we do now

[arctic flicker]

loose sand to get the legs n lungs pumpin

[left mantle]

loose snow

[thick plover]

Holy fucking shit

its 1 letter short

[pallid sapphire]

[left mantle]

that is inconsistently compacted

[thick plover]

a singular letter

[arctic flicker]

a chud finding a chub

[thick plover]

chud fish

[arctic flicker]

good luck getting the legendaries

[thick plover]

stardew valley was really ahead of its time

[hearty wyvern]

Kill yourself

[arctic flicker]

I gotta replay it, last time was when there was no pelican island to explore

and make another ancient fruit wine farm

[pallid sapphire]

I might and its your fault

[thick plover]

i gurt a golden carp

[hearty wyvern]

I'll lose 0 sleep over it

[thick plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191157234261033150/1402045900876156948/togif.gif

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3vSn1frPgFcRXrjWOfhMLl?si=16890958ab5f480d
@thick plover @sick trail @alpine sail

[pallid sapphire]

Nice

[arctic flicker]

was it pelican or parrot island

whatever name it has

[thick plover]

gaming

i have no idea I never made it past the first mont

[pallid sapphire]

Ok shitty jokes aside im sorry.

Wont repeat that mistake

[hearty wyvern]

Fuck off

[pallid sapphire]

Fine by me

Topic change

Cars approved the chairs

[hearty wyvern]

I did a horrible thing and doubled down but now Imma apologize because that'll fix everything

[pallid sapphire]

It wont

But i cant do more than apologise

[arctic flicker]

triple down and say a slur

[pallid sapphire]

So thats it

[hearty wyvern]

You should have apologized immediately instead of doubling down

[timid hollow]

fuck you retard

[pallid sapphire]

Could have,but that aint me

[arctic flicker]

may all your spoons be stolen

[pallid sapphire]

Again im sorry i upset you,i hopefully wont make that mistake a second time.

Also fuck you Monarch you Yellow 13 wannabe

[timid hollow]

there are pilots like you in every generation

and i felled every last one of them

[pallid sapphire]

[timid hollow]

havent touched ace combat in 3 months, dont even know what a plane is anymore

[covert shard]

" would you trust me pilot this plane on hangover?"

"dude, i would trust you flying this plane in a heavy doseof fentayl than anything"

[covert shard]

okay soo... a plane is a very big metal bird that flies in the sky...

[timid hollow]

im working on it

[covert shard]

oh yeah, ace combat is different than any plane game

be ready to fight man made eldritch gods

with your shitty ass f4 phamton (my beloved), good luck!

[timid hollow]

i have 90 hours

i am the god

[pallid sapphire]

Do not mock my favourite Game series

[sick trail]

Congrats on landing on another spectrum

[covert shard]

i am not mocking... i am stating a fact

[pallid sapphire]

Remember next game you can be a woke Japanese Woman Pilot

[clear bough]

bro aint no way im hearing crazy frog being used as a background song in a local tv show

[timid hollow]

you come half a year late but thank you

[pallid sapphire]

We did that shit non stop in germany

[covert shard]

in ace combat you are fighting fuckin' man made eldritch gods, wheter you like it or not.

[timid hollow]

at the moment im playing old school rogue likes so thats the new spectrum

[pallid sapphire]

Z.O.E approves this

[clear bough]

this shit is like super local
and like nobody knows abt crazy frog

[verbal gate]

how are the superweapons eldritch gods?

[thick plover]

found something ive never found before

[covert shard]

a plane that is the size of a amazon warehouse, which is a stealh plane, orbital laser AND a cargo plane to quickly unleash planes...

sounds like an eldritch entity in disguise.

may i remind you the very non subtle latin music that accompany those? literraly ritual chants. you cannot convince me otherwise.

[clear bough]

is this spoiler

i havent been that far yet

or is that just a random note found

[timber oxide]

Stand by for my arrival, worm, type shit

[thick plover]

Neither have I

its literally there on day 1

[arctic flicker]

Its a thing with every stardew valley playthrough

[thick plover]

on the left side of your property

[pallid sapphire]

Grandpa will peg you

[verbal gate]

are you referring to the series as a whole or just the arsenal birb?

[arctic flicker]

just do good work with the farm

[covert shard]

yes.

both serve good.

[covert shard]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-huh-m4rtin-huh-huh-meme-what-cat-gif-5834484041415217257

[verbal gate]

if the only prerequisite about being an eldritch god is physically impossible functionality then literally most of sci-fi is

[clear bough]

ill be waiting

[covert shard]

and they arent? the zone itself has fuckin' chutullu's children wandering around here and there

[pallid sapphire]

[covert shard]

ouchie, you are breaking that thumb

[timid hollow]

meh

crashed once

embarrassing

[pallid sapphire]

It gives the special tickle

[pallid sapphire]

Multiplayer läuft noch eh

[timid hollow]

relativ

[upbeat verge]

oooopa

hi chat

[pallid sapphire]

Apooooo

[timid hollow]

lebt mehr als armored core 6

[pallid sapphire]

Hmmm cool

[left mantle]

Any language sounds like ritual chants when you don't know it and it's said in a certain way

[upbeat verge]

took a nice refreshing warm shower
washed me ass crack
put lotion
Life good soon we make coffee
@pallid sapphire @timid hollow @clear bough @sick trail

[pallid sapphire]

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

[upbeat verge]

[covert shard]

coffe is quite good

[upbeat verge]

it do be

and after coffe

we sit down

[restive bear]

Rank of silver derg

[upbeat verge]

and we play blood

it's time to live again

[covert shard]

i've been improving my art of making coffee

[clear bough]

nice

[covert shard]

rumors say that i make some decent scalding hot coffee

[clear bough]

have a nice coffee

[covert shard]

strong as fuck and very much hot.

[left mantle]

This feels like an easter egg more than anything.

[pastel wave]

There are a surprising number of good songs called ketamine

[pallid sapphire]

@crimson trellis ivan is playing you i feel i have to tell you

[upbeat verge]

I just make capsule coffee

from machine

[upbeat verge]

WHO ISTHAT

[pallid sapphire]

[covert shard]

sadly that is a thing for the riches in here

[pallid sapphire]

As if i know

[covert shard]

we usually just manually make coffee by hand here

[thick plover]

Grandpa pretending to be Trump pretending to be Jesus Christ

[covert shard]

i.e using coffee powder and hot water.

[upbeat verge]

I mean our machine isn't super expensive its basic machine I put capsule It's lavazza capsules and it pours me coffee

[clear bough]

i just cook it on the stove
those powder black coffee

[left mantle]

I personally was thinking gandalf because I tend to not think of dementia patients but whatever

[clear bough]

i dont have a coffee maker

[covert shard]

yeah. make water boil and then pour the coffee over it

[pallid sapphire]

Grandma introduced coffee to the mormon household which is pretty pogger

[verbal gate]

do yall do the ground coffee on stove, then add a lil bit of water in a swirling motion to get the grounds to settle?

[covert shard]

once done that, heat it up a little more and filter it

[clear bough]

yep

[covert shard]

ye

[pallid sapphire]

When grandma dies the coffee goes with her though

🫠

Shes 90

[clear bough]

unfortunate

[verbal gate]

that and 2 tablespoons of sugar is damn near perfect

[thick plover]

[clear bough]

i just drink raw no sugar

pretty much every day

[verbal gate]

I like my coffee sweet black

[pallid sapphire]

Psychopaths drink raw according to scientists

I also drink it raw

[proven tundra]

What

I don't think that's a thing lafe

[clear bough]

90% of people here drink it non sugar

sugar is nice with tea and stuff

[proven tundra]

Who called black coffee raw

[clear bough]

i did

[proven tundra]

Those are the true psychos

[clear bough]

cooked raw black coffee

[timid hollow]

actually nice lobby

pretty even

[pallid sapphire]

Probably a study to see how fast fake news spread

[verbal gate]

if I have a lil bit more time I make that yuenyueng thingy which is black coffee with black tea with condensed milk

super nice to have it on the side while you work on something

[proven tundra]

[clear bough]

i like what its called "thai tea" here. idk if its the same everyone else

[verbal gate]

the oranged colored one?

[clear bough]

yea

its super sweet

[pallid sapphire]

Quelle: Death Wish Coffee https://share.google/h2KlT92dLcSIKp1IB

Its a thing

[verbal gate]

come on man

[clear bough]

90% of this city is psychos then not surprised

[pallid sapphire]

Its just funny its a thing

[clear bough]

Big Sugar is writing these

[pallid sapphire]

Whats big sugar

[latent hazel]

Black coffee is for retards

Drinking unrefined product doesnt make you cool

[clear bough]

thank god i am

[latent hazel]

Makes you bad at cooking

[pallid sapphire]

How do you look in the mirror if retards upset you

[latent hazel]

Naked and semi-erect

[pallid sapphire]

[verbal gate]

buddy thinks adding milk and sugar is "cooking"

lmao

[latent hazel]

With this look on my face

[proven tundra]

1. Study isn't linked, automatic bad article
2. At least it sounds like a reputable journal

[clear bough]

tbf that is what you use to cook most things

[latent hazel]

Theres no hot water at my apartment for 3 days

[pallid sapphire]

Yeeeee

[latent hazel]

Gonna have to rawdog it

[pallid sapphire]

You all know i dont fact check,im german

[proven tundra]

So true

[clear bough]

no stove?

leave it at the sun itll get hot eventually

[sick trail]

Do you not have a stove

[proven tundra]

Can't heat up enough water for a shower

[latent hazel]

We have a stove but for some reason mom threw away all the big plastic containers

[pallid sapphire]

I was 2 weeks with no elecricity and nearly killed someone

[latent hazel]

Bro do you boil yourself on the stove like a witch's cauldron

[sick trail]

Oh no, I do cold showers

[clear bough]

buy a cheap one mayhaps

[latent hazel]

Dry showering

[tiny notch]

rate my comp crosshair

[pallid sapphire]

[sick trail]

I leave the actually hot water for my family

[latent hazel]

Atp I dont even know where to find one bro

[pallid sapphire]

Hacker

[latent hazel]

No stores near me sell em

[sick trail]

???

[latent hazel]

You have limited hot water

[sick trail]

Ozon works in Russia

[latent hazel]

Where the fuck do you live

Venezuela?

[sick trail]

It gets turned off for when we toggle the heating pipes

[clear bough]

im asian

[sick trail]

[supple lotus]

most people still use boilers aka limited hot water

[latent hazel]

Bro its the African mindset situation
If there's a hole in the roof and its raining, cant fix the roof
If its sunny, no need to fix it, no rain coming through

[clear bough]

it aint that hard to find a container

even down random trash cans

[pallid sapphire]

If they knew whats in these boilers they mostly wouldnt

[proven tundra]

Technically I have a limited supply of hot water
However big the water heater is
But I don't think I've run out of hot water in decades

[pallid sapphire]

Especialy the old ones

[latent hazel]

The pipes turn off when you flush the toilet

[supple lotus]

I payed for the classic Durchlauferhitzer

[pallid sapphire]

[timid hollow]

zhe runtroughheater

[supple lotus]

ja

[pallid sapphire]

Die sind auch eklig

[sick trail]

Oh right I forgot we have a boiler
Keep defaulting to cold water for showers

[noble basin]

https://tenor.com/view/seven-brad-pitt-box-whats-in-the-box-gif-3386206

[clear bough]

i feel like everything is breaking here cause of the heat

[supple lotus]

eh, alles neu gemacht vor 2 Jahren

[pallid sapphire]

Geht ja noch

Ich hab nen 30 Jahre alten gereingt

Boah kam da ne suppe raus

[supple lotus]

yum

[pallid sapphire]

Das war schon Blutrot vom Rost

Und die Leute trinken das

[upbeat verge]

I gotta educate myself on some of this

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-cube-nerdcube-gif-25277654

[pallid sapphire]

I wish we would get another Red Faction game

[upbeat verge]

dry that's mean

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-jujutsu-kaisen-higuruma-higuruma-hiroshi-hiroshi-higuruma-gif-1942679717804609030

[sick trail]

You'll live

Or are you weak like a Slovenian

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan rn

[upbeat verge]

WATCH IT ,PAL

[olive coral]

didnt think i would see the words ivan and education in the same sentence

[upbeat verge]

bro kys

[alpine sail]

Domestic abuse: the song?

[sick trail]

See, you'll live

[alpine sail]

"I wanna beat my lover"

[upbeat verge]

typing that as his walls are crumbling from the drone strikes
apartment looking like the scarecrow fight from arkham asylum

[thick plover]

hes gonna quit getting educated halfway just to go get a art degree
just like he plays games

[latent hazel]

No?

[sick trail]

[olive coral]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HFRObfpXgAAmQc9.webp

[upbeat verge]

he started it

[sick trail]

Wdym he started it

[upbeat verge]

idk

bye

[sick trail]

He called you a dumbass
You called AC-130 on his location

[upbeat verge]

fair trade I think

[latent hazel]

He dropped out of college and also dropped out of work iirc

[latent hazel]

??

Reasonable?

I'd get a mute for that btw

[olive coral]

ivan and reasonable in the same sentence lmao

[thick plover]

a 1 day mute

someone would get a ban

[proven tundra]

Fuck someone

[sick trail]

You can get the mute for him

[proven tundra]

That guy's an asshole

[olive coral]

quick xal, send 7 thousand to his bank account

[pastel wave]

The best part about listening to music in another language is I could be listening to German digbar and have no fucking clue

[latent hazel]

The only thing I'd take instead of Ivan is a winning lottery ticket

[pastel wave]

Its a vibe

[pallid sapphire]

Peak

[olive coral]

пупа получил за лупу

[sick trail]

Hear that, if it's not a winning ticket, Xalrider will always take Ivan

[latent hazel]

I don't even have that much anymore bro today is literally the last day I get benefits

I turned 23

[sick trail]

[latent hazel]

Or will tomorrow

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/-IQLk-LF1JY?is=BkrJnqJ7mDM9shKp

German classic

[timid hollow]

(never heard it)

oh fuck i did

[pallid sapphire]

HAUPTSCHULE

[thick plover]

Holy shit, so you are going to lose like what, 900 kilograms?

[sick trail]

I was about to call gex an uncultured philistine

Oh well

[timid hollow]

SEX SEX AN DER TAFEL

HAUPTSCHULE

[pallid sapphire]

Wait Cockrider loses benefits?

His name becomes his job

[olive coral]

penisreiter

[thick plover]

[pallid sapphire]

You stole that

[latent hazel]

While squatting over your open mouth

[timid hollow]

EINS PLUS EINS WAS KOMMT RAUS

EIN BABY AUF DEM SCHEISSHAUS

[olive coral]

he reites the penis

[timid hollow]

HAUPTSCHULEEEE

[thick plover]

Mad

[snow tree]

Pack it up old man 🥀

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

The future is now

[pastel wave]

Surpsinglingly idk how hut ive heard this before

Jesus fuck

[timid hollow]

HAUPTSCHULEEEEEEEEE

[pastel wave]

Im not even gonna edit that thats gold

[pallid sapphire]

Its called goa or something

[pastel wave]

What is

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/jG7IGiBJU4c?is=45alQVaMeOp1E7Kl

[pallid sapphire]

This music is called goa

!topic

[solid sundial]

@candid igloo

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[supple lotus]

hey google

is XYZ server down?

[candid igloo]

Sorry ill just leave

[pastel wave]

And he did

Account old as fuck too

[pallid sapphire]

Lel

[left mantle]

Bro couldn't take getting told to go to a different channel

[pallid sapphire]

Thats kinda funny

[timid hollow]

papakiffikiffi

[sick trail]

Huh

[timid hollow]

kiffjoint

[upbeat verge]

mmm coffeee

[timid hollow]

das kiffgras inhalieren

[sick trail]

Folded over like a leaf

[pastel wave]

Holy shit skoms account is also really old

[pallid sapphire]

I basicly killed that dude rn

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/rewinside-rewi-rhinoshield-stream-streamer-gif-16491327

[left mantle]

hehe old accounts?

[pallid sapphire]

I cant live with that

[upbeat verge]

skom himself also is

[pallid sapphire]

[pastel wave]

What the fuck how

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/verpiss-dich-gif-20793590

[pastel wave]

Thats months after discords releasw

[left mantle]

I adopted it very early on because my friend group didn't want to host TS servers lmao

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/rewi-rewinside-finger-dogen-mensch-gif-16528317

[left mantle]

and skype was still ass

[upbeat verge]

skype was always ass

[pallid sapphire]

Imagine someone fucks up and gets banned again due to discord and its shenanigans regarding dates

@broken mountain

[sick trail]

Huh, it is

[supple lotus]

i am old, my account is old

[left mantle]

Dry is also old

[supple lotus]

why do my knees hurt

where am I

[pallid sapphire]

I just noticed

[supple lotus]

[sick trail]

Ah, sorry, it's the baseball bat
We've been beating you up in your sleep

[left mantle]

An april miracle

[pallid sapphire]

Rest in piss xal

For at least a day

[upbeat verge]

ok thays why theyre gone

[pastel wave]

Honestly I got it because my family had it it was a group chat for us I was in middle school when I was introduced

[upbeat verge]

i was wondering why it felt so peaceful

[pallid sapphire]

I wondered why too

[timid hollow]

@latent hazel you suck dick

lmao

he cant defend himself

peak

[upbeat verge]

[pastel wave]

That is a month after discord was released

[pallid sapphire]

@latent hazel massive Gex Tail

[timid hollow]

in germany we say opfer

[pallid sapphire]

Mopfer

[sick trail]

@olive coral don't talk for a minute if Tarkov is a good game

[pallid sapphire]

[pastel wave]

HAHAHAHHA

[upbeat verge]

[abstract shoal]

evil

[pallid sapphire]

Is that an alt

[gleaming nymph]

re watching code geass alone cuz my bro doesnt wanna watch it w me

[sick trail]

Oh?

[abstract shoal]

nah

[upbeat verge]

so they joined here to talk shit to people

[abstract shoal]

been here before the big bang

[upbeat verge]

then went to DE channel

[pallid sapphire]

Nice

[pastel wave]

Yeah yours is june which is nuts

Discord came out may

[upbeat verge]

what was their point??

[sick trail]

Oh weird

[supple lotus]

ban speedrun

i guess

[pallid sapphire]

Xal was actualy well behaved

[upbeat verge]

perhaps

[sick trail]

That explains my 'short' Discord ID

[timid hollow]

probably because we are german and @latent hazel is a massive racist

[pallid sapphire]

He said looking at retards makes him upset

[timid hollow]

this was a hassverbrechen

[upbeat verge]

massive is putting it mildly

[abstract shoal]

why is your account ancient yo

[pallid sapphire]

Thats why i asked him how he looks in the mirror

[left mantle]

yeah I don't wanna talk about the last couple digits of my userid

[abstract shoal]

120612594062065666

this ?

[pallid sapphire]

I bet theres a more rational explanation

[left mantle]

It's bad juju

If only that 5 was a 6

[timid hollow]

do you have a short penis like @latent hazel ?

[abstract shoal]

tf

[timid hollow]

NO

[timid hollow]

BEFORE GRIM DOES A FUNNY

NO

[abstract shoal]

NAHHH

[timid hollow]

NAHHHH

NOOOO

ACCOUNT IS OLD

[abstract shoal]

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[timid hollow]

DONT DO THIS

[abstract shoal]

WATCHU ON ABTTTTT

[timid hollow]

i meant like

puberty humour

[sick trail]

Don't show the plugin

[supple lotus]

thats bold

[abstract shoal]

I aint evil

[abstract shoal]

Just gna delete it a lil bit after lol

[upbeat verge]

bro yall are gonna get yourselves nuked chill

[supple lotus]

yeah both things are especially tarded

[left mantle]

Gex. Bro, we had like 3 accounts get nuked for this

[timid hollow]

yeah

yeah

[supple lotus]

1- using the plugin and showing it
2- joking about age

[proven tundra]

Nuke em

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

[verbal gate]

plugin?

for what? discord?

[timid hollow]

dont

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/context-context-hat-i-require-context-soyjak-wojak-gif-11496174374422496290

[timid hollow]

its illegal

[left mantle]

Context is ToS violation.

[abstract shoal]

illegal in all countries

[upbeat verge]

time to eat easter egg

[abstract shoal]

yall still on easter?

[upbeat verge]

no

[abstract shoal]

I thought it ended like a week ago or two

[upbeat verge]

but we have leftover eggs

[abstract shoal]

Sure

Yawn

Went up against a lvl 400+ and a lvl 600+ player in one game. a 2v1 aint fair man ;-;

[upbeat verge]

mmm egg

[abstract shoal]

Whats those green things

[supple lotus]

[upbeat verge]

damn it

[real aspen]

herbs

grass even

[upbeat verge]

how can i explain to a non balkaner what ,Самардала is

[supple lotus]

just say herbs

[upbeat verge]

salt made from a specific plant

there.

[abstract shoal]

I see

[proven tundra]

So herbs

[abstract shoal]

Seems yummy

[upbeat verge]

very salty herbs

idk its english name

some latin crap probably

[proven tundra]

Herbs or spices

[upbeat verge]

you pick em
dry them then uhh shred them jnto dust and boom salt

same goes with Мирудия

[abstract shoal]

Why not just use plain salt

[upbeat verge]

the taste is different

[supple lotus]

i think this user has never eaten real food

[upbeat verge]

LMAO

[abstract shoal]

I dont eat alot

[supple lotus]

Zuckeberg type aaaah shit

[left mantle]

It's like that one dude who claimed to not use salt a lot in here

Despite it legit being in like 90% of recipes

[supple lotus]

american grass!

[upbeat verge]

но йоке

No joke

[supple lotus]

medium sized breasts

[upbeat verge]

this is how the plant looks

[supple lotus]

and now

WHATS A HERB

[arctic flicker]

lemon grass?

[upbeat verge]

and then it looks like...weed.

[left mantle]

Oh so it's legit a type of garlic salt

[upbeat verge]

????

WHAT DID YOU THINK

[supple lotus]

ah so a garlic type - just like we do with Bärlauch

[left mantle]

So its

an herb

[upbeat verge]

....

omg...

[abstract shoal]

Why are we still on this lol

[upbeat verge]

you started it

[abstract shoal]

its an herb so its an herb

[upbeat verge]

bitch

[abstract shoal]

yeah

and it ended after a bit

then it continued

thinking emoji

[supple lotus]

nah you just lost focus

[proven tundra]

It never ends

[supple lotus]

ADHD scatterbrain

go grab your favourite spoon

[proven tundra]

This is now herbs chat

[upbeat verge]

widly spread amongst starozagorska oblast

THATS WHERE I LIVE

RAH

[left mantle]

speaking of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-1-eZt-ZY8 here's a random thing that popped into memory.

[covert shard]

i drink my coffee with a tad of sugar

[proven tundra]

Who called it raw

That's the real psychopath

[clear bough]

i did

i feel like deja vu

[abstract shoal]

just drink coffee raw

[covert shard]

waking up 6:30 just to get punched in the tongue with sour coffee

[left mantle]

On occasion I randomly remember certain scrubs episodes and it's either really funny or really depressing

[covert shard]

i make coffee "raw"

[proven tundra]

Now lafe just needs to come back and link that article again

[abstract shoal]

or arab coffee. Those are yummy too

[covert shard]

like: i am the best one that makes coffee where i work

according to eye witness that is

[covert shard]

never experieced that

[abstract shoal]

its kinda like raw coffee but more lighter

[covert shard]

as in the taste?

[abstract shoal]

I guess less bitter

[covert shard]

i see.

[supple lotus]

...

[verbal gate]

stop saying raw man, I imagine yall munching on coffee grounds like a dumbass

[abstract shoal]

coffee grounds are yummy to chew

[supple lotus]

i wouldnt take info from someone not knowing what a herb is, or calling coffee raw

[covert shard]

ah yes, muching on ground beans then pouring hot water in my mouth

to get the most true taste of it all

[covert shard]

the other day, i found a completely white bean admist my popcorn's corn (idk what the word is for that)

[abstract shoal]

seed?