╟❓general-offtopic

[quiet abyss]

yes i use the bow, shit is FUN

not the seikret thing

but on ground

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

its fun

dragon piercer my beloved

[marsh cargo]

aaaah bow

[zealous depot]

Remind me to grab the hammer so I can annoy you

[quiet abyss]

what would annoy me about hammer?

[zealous depot]

Oh wait

WILDS WON'T LET YOU LAUNCH PEOPLE

Fucking stupid

[quiet abyss]

HA

fuck you

thats a good change

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

LMAO

DOGE YOU THERE

[quiet abyss]

great change

[copper vapor]

MUAXH03 MOMENT

WHEN DEVS PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL

[quiet abyss]

removing griefing is the best change

:D

[zealous depot]

I think it just stumbles the hunters now?

If i remember

[quiet abyss]

yeah also bow is really mobile

[sour rivet]

tf is taking so much space in my c drive

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry was in a cutscene in crimson desert
npc threw an apple on the ground
cutscene ends
the apple is on the ground and I can pick it up

[quiet abyss]

i dont think you would get too close with how much you can move

swallow shot slaps

[copper vapor]

TreeSize

[quiet abyss]

just jump away from danger

stupid idiot dragon

[oblique belfry]

devs thought this through

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

i wish there was an easier way to see what is actually downloaded/taking up the mostspace in these drives

[zealous depot]

Screw it i probably will play wilds tonight

[quiet abyss]

the apple was promised to the player in that cutscene

[copper vapor]

TREESIZE YOU BRICK

[sour rivet]

I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

Maybe I'll try and get myself to fighting uhhh gore

[copper vapor]

it's an app

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467017687124414554/1468913000844103792/IMG_1015.gif

[copper vapor]

that does exactly what you want

[sour rivet]

oooh

okay

[quiet abyss]

anyways taco whats your favorite melee?

[pallid raft]

the earcleaner

[zealous depot]

Hamr

[pallid raft]

he is orange with wax

[quiet abyss]

and why hate on bow

[copper vapor]

silly lil example

it 'scans' your drives and sorts by what's taking up the most space

[quiet abyss]

the bow is cool, only issue is the stamina usage can be a bastard sometimes

[copper vapor]

and yes I know I have way too many damn games installed

[quiet abyss]

bow is a much better weapon with a friend to help

[zealous depot]

Bow to me is

Moving around lot and being a general nuisance

[sour rivet]

um

[quiet abyss]

alone its solid i suppose

[quiet abyss]

how so?

you deal damage to monster, while i do too

no detriment to other players

[zealous depot]

You have to dodge alot to skip your levels

Which gs users do the same thing (I mained gs when I started wilds)

[quiet abyss]

skip levels?

[copper vapor]

first link's the one, made by JAM Software

though my version is so old the logo is blue, not green

[zealous depot]

Your combos

You dodge to skip the combos to get to the finishers

[copper vapor]

also I have no idea what the paid "professional" version has. free edition does the job

[quiet abyss]

theres like 2 moves worth using on the bow tbh

piercer, and swallow shot for dodging

maybe thousand dragons?

but its so close range it just doesnt

[zealous depot]

Which great sword does the same thing

You tackle to skip your strikes to get to the one that can deal over 1000 damage with the right buffs

[quiet abyss]

great sword is my least favorite thing

fat fuck

hammer is a cool fat fuck

the gs is a lame fat fuck

that feels like ass

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

i tried to like it

but it just wasnt it

[zealous depot]

Just not use to having to stand your ground

[left mantle]

Daniel
The cooler Daniel

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

eh, maybe

i use long sword mainly

or dual blades

if im feeling lazy

[zealous depot]

Tbh it can be freaky to stand your ground agasint something like arkveld

But when using a great sword

You kinda have to

[quiet abyss]

it can be freaky to stand your ground on many monsters tbh

the ever formidable rathalos grab move

can you block that?

thats a genuine question

[zealous depot]

No

Grabs have to be dodged

[quiet abyss]

i know you can foresight through it

because its a dodge

[zealous depot]

Grabs will go through blocks

[quiet abyss]

but thats also decently rough timing

yeah so the long sword is best for dodging those if youre actually good (not me)

[zealous depot]

I'll need to bust out the gs

And relearn positioning

Thankfully you can knockout a monster with gs

[quiet abyss]

taco i have a question, is there any way to get rathalos gem easily?

or must i actually fight it lots

[zealous depot]

Pray

[quiet abyss]

youyou said smth about guaranteed quest rewards

and i was intrigued

[zealous depot]

Yeah like the first fight with a rathalos can net you one

[quiet abyss]

i mean i could just do the optional ones

[zealous depot]

I got one when I killed him for the first time

[quiet abyss]

since the quest can give you one, and the carcass can

so i mean it might be a good idea

thats 2 small chances

rather than 1

[zealous depot]

I don't need to hunt small fry like him

[quiet abyss]

anyways brb, if you have any neato long sword or dual blades tips, gimme

i help you with darktide, now you return the favor

[zealous depot]

I don't play those two weapons

I can teach you swaxe

The sophisticated weapon

Swaxe also has a guard point now which is AMAZING

[marsh cargo]

swaxe

i prefer gunlance

[zealous depot]

Gunlance is also peak

[marsh cargo]

but im using shield n sword because im doing support build

[copper vapor]

I played legally distinct gunlance in Dauntless

was fun

too bad the game shut down

I liked it.

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/nocontextmemes/status/2043779321764925666

no context memes (@nocontextmemes)

https://t.co/xwvwJwWfE5

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 13, 2026, 7:52 PM

[sour rivet]

stupid question but uh

is it normal for the AMD folder to take so much space

like 20gb worth

[marsh cargo]

no thats not normal

[sour rivet]

guh

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

oooh its cache

its shaders

you can nuke it

[left mantle]

^

[copper vapor]

what tune is that

sounds so familiar

[marsh cargo]

circus

?

[copper vapor]

doesn't it have a name?

just generic circus tune?

[sour rivet]

dont i have your shit installed on my other drive?

unless thats just archived downloads

can never be too sure with vortex

i'll just
leave vortex be for the time being

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/despair-suffer-suffering-sad-sad-quotes-gif-14270258133567956444

FREN

[marsh cargo]

opens twitter
meowscara

[copper vapor]

uh oh.

[sour rivet]

might as well save my gmod mods to a collection and unsub

since i have no idea when im gonna play that game again

[green granite]

L

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

I sentence you to tryhard aram

[sour rivet]

ok so uh

[copper vapor]

funniest part is it's just a shortcut to league
which means the game's still installed

[sour rivet]

i had 35gb worth of workshop mods on my c drive

tf

[left mantle]

Like that one gangplank @carmine laurel and I faced

[carmine laurel]

triple barrel flash

[left mantle]

bro was trying to pull out fuck pro play mechanics in aram mayhem

and kept failing

because i'm not iron lmao

[copper vapor]

dog can wear helmet and armor?! no way

[left mantle]

that triple barrel flash was so stupid bro

[carmine laurel]

maybe its doable at 500+ apm

but not his like 250

[copper vapor]

500? zang

200 was considered high in starcraft 2

way back when it was new

[marsh cargo]

shiyon

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ExtremeBlitz__/status/2043759372296425787?s=20

duck (@ExtremeBlitz__)

https://t.co/MEeuMvgfmo

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 13, 2026, 6:33 PM

[left mantle]

I summoned them with the power of making fun of tryhards

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

oh crap

I donated an unique item to the camp

[zealous depot]

I shall

Monhun

[copper vapor]

now I can't recover it

[zealous depot]

Gonna steal atro

[left mantle]

That's Wild.

[zealous depot]

Make him fight arkveld

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/QuirklessStoner/status/2043820193126776850?s=20

Monster Hunter Jhokes (@QuirklessStoner)

https://t.co/gCZcMKzyXJ

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 13, 2026, 10:34 PM

[copper vapor]

Best joke in the World.

[zealous depot]

It do be peak

[left mantle]

I like to Rise to the occasion.

[copper vapor]

fug I really lost a unique item

[zealous depot]

I want the pickle already in wilds

Or rajang

[sour rivet]

i miss my invading monsters

i think that was a big issue i had with iceborne

only invader was that fucking moose

[zealous depot]

I found it funny ngl

[sour rivet]

CAPCOOOM

[zealous depot]

Savage deviljho shows up

[sour rivet]

ADD VALSTRAX AND BAZELGEAUSE

LET THEM DUO INVADE

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

IT'D FUCKING SUCK FOR ME BUT IT BE MAD FUNNY

[zealous depot]

Bazel actually gave me trauma

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD2oxsUa-rg

[thick plover]

Me at 3 am right now watching this video

[copper vapor]

dunno why they making new videos for frostpunk but here it is

[zealous depot]

Their making a remake of the first one ig

If I recall

Frostpunk 1986 I think is what its called?

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

wonder how the performance patches did for me

[zealous depot]

Frostpunk 1886 is the name

Just looked

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3645160/Frostpunk_1886/

Steam

Frostpunk: 1886

Frostpunk 1886 introduces new content and visuals while staying true to the legacy of the original Frostpunk, sticking to its premise and unique gameplay feel.

Features:
*
…

Release Date

2027

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/turboghosto/status/2043817097440919732?s=20

ghost (@turboghosto)

i enter the tavern, say nothing, and place a small gelatinous cube no larger than an ice cube on the table. a hush falls upon the crowd as everyone stares at the green gooey form. i begin to play my lute, and it wiggles along to the tune. it even does a little flip.

X · Apr 13, 2026, 10:22 PM

[restive bear]

Haha silly slime

[timber oxide]

House got upgraded and it now has water

[sour rivet]

what kind of water

[timber oxide]

watery water

with extra protein

[sour rivet]

does it have minerals

preferably rock

[timber oxide]

I mean it's mostly used for crafting

[sour rivet]

dam

[timber oxide]

The pipes are connected to the masonry bench, cement mixer, two furnaces, glassworking station and the kitchen

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple @marsh cargo adjusted her face a bit and got that sancho outfit
i think im happy with her now

[timber oxide]

@blazing maple do you like corn?

[left mantle]

hmmm

[quiet abyss]

gotta love watching the rathalos hit you with his fire ONCE then just magdump fireballs on your ass

WHILE STILL DOWN

[left mantle]

perhaps I will do wilds

[quiet abyss]

like fuck you

oversized lizard with a temper

i barely missed the perfect dodge

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

her face looked fat but i couldnt change it due to no character vouchers

but i saw there were 2 free ones in dlc so i decided to fix it

mmmmaybe theres better stuff i can do with her outfit?

maybe try other ids

[marsh cargo]

just mod them

[sour rivet]

wym

[marsh cargo]

theres a mod for infinite edit vouchers

[sour rivet]

i saw people got banned for that on wilds

[marsh cargo]

alleged

i have -12

they do ban you if you unlock the dlcs

[sour rivet]

i guess i can see what mo-

BOOBS!?

[dreamy moth]

bad time?

[green granite]

Damn

Its like 35 bucks

[timid hollow]

cool

frostpunk 2 kinda missed the vibe for me idk why

didnt feel as urgent in terms of atmosphere

[dreamy moth]

burn

[hexed stag]

Seen the news?

[dreamy moth]

newspaper

[carmine laurel]

we ignore that its 4am

[left mantle]

Time is an illusion

[dreamy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/pukeko-baby-pukeko-bird-big-feet-baby-bird-gif-17348863752699685649

[sour rivet]

we come

[quiet abyss]

@zealous depot is it worth using lucky voucher? or does it increase the amount of parts rather than the chance of parts?

because if it increases chance of a ruby it might be worth it

[zealous depot]

Increases change if I remember

Chance*

[left mantle]

IIRC lucky vouches essentially roll quest reward a second time

[quiet abyss]

oh cool, so i might use one

since max is 5

and if you never use them you cant get more :)

imma try the dual blades on rathalos

the arkveld ones

i take any advantage i can get, including dragon elemental

[green granite]

@quiet abyss

[sour rivet]

you get one daily

so yes

use them

[zealous depot]

Events also spit them out

Sometimes

Though I haven't been involved In any of the events in wilds yet

I think wilds was the shortest time I had with a mh game cause I had so much other stuff come out I wanted to play

[copper vapor]

rude

aight unique item recovered

we're barack

[timid hollow]

wait

what was the laser satellite in new vegas called

[copper vapor]

uh... helios? or was that just the solar power farm

[timid hollow]

power farm

[left mantle]

Archimedes II

[timid hollow]

what was sent into space last week

artemis 2?

thank god

[copper vapor]

yup

[timid hollow]

thought for a second

damn brotherhood

[orchid lynx]

archimedes

[left mantle]

The plant itself is Helios I

[orchid lynx]

"YOU ACTIVATED ARCHIMEDES?!"
"hehe laser of death"

[copper vapor]

the male urge of wanting to have an on-demand death laser from the sky

since 1995

[left mantle]

Even before then

[left mantle]

Rain Zeus' lightning bolts from the fuckin sky

[orchid lynx]

they hype up this weapon so fucking much but its so ass and just looks cool

[quiet abyss]

this is so ass

thats like, the 6th rathalos today

no luck

is this what high rank is like?

[copper vapor]

at least you're not doing it in co-op and witnessing your buddy get 3 gems

[quiet abyss]

honestly, at least with my buddy he can help me kill it faster

this fuckass low tier shit weapons suck

21 MINUTES

[sour rivet]

im waiting for a rathalos of my own to appear

[quiet abyss]

thats so fucking long

IT RUNS AND RUNS AND DOESNT DIE FOR LIKE HALF AN HOUR

these weapons dont do enough

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

and i cant make better ones yet because i dont have any good ones

[sour rivet]

white boy

give me your hunter card white boy

[zealous depot]

I'll kill it for you

[quiet abyss]

no.

[copper vapor]

glass half full

[quiet abyss]

im gonna play with my cousin for now

[zealous depot]

Just wait like

2 hours

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

denied help

i will take my lance elsweyr

[copper vapor]

my wife wanted to kill me the day we got her kushala daora gem because in our 5 kills, I got 3 gems before she got the 1 she needed

[quiet abyss]

i have help, just not right this instant

he had work today smh

i didnt

[copper vapor]

that place kinda far tho, be careful on the road

[zealous depot]

I WOULD TOO

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

Daora is a pain in the ass to fight

[sour rivet]

i had a friend get 3 zorah magdaros gems in one fight

[copper vapor]

it is

[quiet abyss]

i mean... at least ill never run out of rathalos wings and tails

i have like 30 of the carapaces

or more

i dont know

i mean i suppose i can make all but the vambraces for now

would still be a huge upgrade

i just need 2 high rank wingdrake hides and a dragonbone relic :)

cant be that bad

[zealous depot]

Have you unlocked melding yet?

[quiet abyss]

idk what tha is

[zealous depot]

Ah

[quiet abyss]

is that on the mountain or whatever

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

?

[zealous depot]

Yes

[sour rivet]

THERE YOU ARE.

IM COMING FOR THAT ASS

[quiet abyss]

yeah i have it, idk what it does tho

[zealous depot]

You can throw leftover parts and create decorations from them

The things you slot into your armor and weapons

[quiet abyss]

eh, not useful unless i get rathalos ruby

yeah ik

rn im not worried about it

ive filled all the gem slots i have, not very many

that is

so for now im just figuring shit out lmao

[copper vapor]

PRESTOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[quiet abyss]

hey guys

my luck does work

got dragonbone relic fast :)

just doesnt work on rubies

[dreamy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/tense1983-facepalm-gif-20923880

we dont talk about him.

[copper vapor]

I can't believe my eyes

if I had tear ducts, I'd be crying at a moment like this

what a wonderful moonshine jamboree

[sour rivet]

THE STILLS ARE BEING ATTACKED

[copper vapor]

damn it's midnight already. day went by fast today

[pure compass]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq5v03uN0N8

@marsh cargo @rocky turtle

and I think some other people care

(I've never played the game even)

[sour rivet]

me

[quiet abyss]

are we being so deadass rn?

its actually just 5% and 7% from the tail

thats so ass

sure cutting off the tail is 1 more shot

but thats still stupid low

3% chance from mission drops

1 in 20 chance for a rathalos ruby

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-cat-uncanny-cat-gif-17717270398074174657

my stupid ass upon checking the wiki

despair

[marsh cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1486438363123683368/zenolol.gif

[quiet abyss]

R

E

TARD

[quiet abyss]

pov: cod players typing their favorite word (theres 2 more letters to follow )

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-cnstix-throwing-cheese-9230QGWVu5JlW8uc6u

anyways, im too tired to be battling dragons and being scammed

[copper vapor]

lollo?

[quiet abyss]

no

slur

but its not a cod thing anymore, its more of a CS2 thing in this era

mostly because the art of cod lobby shit talk is dead

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[copper vapor]

I suppose it doesn't start with "lol" then

[uneven sapphire]

Gm

[oblique belfry]

gm

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/qxQbLrshlK0?si=iVWbBXQY2gdYfUMB

[sour rivet]

your time has come.

[oblique belfry]

for what purpose

[sour rivet]

nap

[oblique belfry]

no

i still have an hour

or so

[copper vapor]

doge only goes to sleep when the sun comes up

[oblique belfry]

yep

[uneven sapphire]

Wait

New metro game

[sour rivet]

did no one know that it was leaked a bit ago?

[oblique belfry]

nani

[copper vapor]

they made an announcement for an announcement on the 16th
hope it's not a battle royale gachaslop or something lol

[quiet abyss]

true!

[sour rivet]

doubt it

[quiet abyss]

wuh

[oblique belfry]

wher

you mean the announcement ?

or the game itself

[copper vapor]

there was a leak that there would be an announcement soon

or something

I didn't pay attention

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

no not that

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

[copper vapor]

open world

oof

[oblique belfry]

not gonna lie

i fuck with it

i loved exodus

and wanted more open maps

[sour rivet]

exodus was more semi open

[copper vapor]

hm. then we get metro 2039

[oblique belfry]

i know

[green granite]

@oblique belfry if you see your buddy with his girlfriend hanging out

[oblique belfry]

snow and desert map

[green granite]

Just walk to him and give him a kiss and walk away

[sour rivet]

fuck the desert

grah

[green granite]

You are going to create some

Very interesting event

[oblique belfry]

was a great change in scenery ngl

[oblique belfry]

brother what gf

we are all single

🗣️

[copper vapor]

I wonder how one could

acquire

this build

[green granite]

Then kiss him in front of his buddy

[oblique belfry]

we already do

[green granite]

Nice

Now go do the thing

[oblique belfry]

nothing happened

[copper vapor]

"Kliff, you're up early"
brother it's 11:52am

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Knoebelbroet/status/2043865070115909786?s=20

Knoebel (@Knoebelbroet)

Seems like 'Subnautica 2' will no longer be published by Krafton and Unknown Worlds is self publishing it instead.

https://t.co/JvHNw3CIza

X · Apr 14, 2026, 1:33 AM

get fucked krafton

[copper vapor]

universe is healing

maybe now we can get excited about this game again

[sour rivet]

hope tango gameworks can get out of kraftons hands too

HUH!?

[oblique belfry]

ye

jack kept talking about wanting to make a movie one day

and someone asked "if you were to direct a game movie what would it be"

and he instantly said bloodborne

dude really loves bloodborne

[sour rivet]

i still dont forgive him for forgetting to fight laurence in his recent bb playthrough

[sour rivet]

mark makes a movie about one of his favorite horror games

[uneven sapphire]

@green granite

[sour rivet]

now jack makes a movie about one of his favorite action games

[oblique belfry]

yep

[sour rivet]

i dont know about jacks ability to direct but i trust him

[oblique belfry]

he already has few experiences in movies / series / games

[sour rivet]

with mark he already directed a bunch of his stuff along with that show on amazon

[oblique belfry]

what was that ryan reynolds movie with games and youtubers

he was there as himself

[sour rivet]

free guy?

[oblique belfry]

i think so

[oblique belfry]

i keep seeing this squidward meme for these past few days

and i love it

[verbal gate]

It's confirmed, I got the fucking flu

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/guy-singing-opera-opera-1

[verbal gate]

I feel like shit dawg

[verbal gate]

Or the "Three in one day? I'm trynna be like you" then walk away

[copper vapor]

damn

[oblique belfry]

i love this pic so much

[copper vapor]

I just learned I can 'consume' dye bottles to add their dyes to the collection

so I can dye my gear

I've been selling them

could've had about 20 colors by now

too bad buyback is specific to the npc you sold stuff to

so I'd have to go over every npc and see who's got my dyes

I ain't doing that

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ocXatTIdA0

[copper vapor]

why does asuka want to burn the candles

[oblique belfry]

memories are false

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6Fep2Eh9UYE

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

c4

[zealous depot]

Miss regular show

[oblique belfry]

a train ?

[sour rivet]

shes just like me

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

https://x.com/senlidoesstuff/status/2043464186056061201

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-plankton-alright-i-get-it-i-get-it-enough-gif-19558825

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

tbf

we need every crumb we can get at this point

with the amount of delays it got

[green granite]

A train?

I mean if im not wrong

Thats a person

Not a train

[oblique belfry]

kys

[green granite]

Doge when possessed by Xalrider

[zealous depot]

[blazing maple]

hell yeah

[blazing maple]

looking good

[oblique belfry]

🌽

[sour rivet]

yey

i wanna fight at jin dahaad

but i gotta be hr 100 :(

also good doge and sam are both here

[oblique belfry]

why? what am i needed for

[sour rivet]

seris sam

[oblique belfry]

wha

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/SamWitwer/status/2043809077474832786

Sam Witwer (@SamWitwer)

My poor Buster hates Darth Maul's voice...
He hides when I rehearse.
#MaulShadowLord

X · Apr 13, 2026, 9:50 PM

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/serious-sam-serious-2

[left mantle]

KENOBI

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/itsgapped/status/2043730807714369710

Gapped (@itsgapped)

Another moment when Ysaalia, legendary Inn owner and Court Stewart of Riverwood, duels an Orc to the death

QRT: itsgapped
I got married here and most of the wedding party died due to following me to their deaths.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 13, 2026, 4:39 PM

[latent hazel]

the S holding sim

[sour rivet]

trhe beast

[latent hazel]

the two s's in Serious Sam are for the most used key

[pliant chasm]

congalala or nu udra >

[sour rivet]

gore

[pliant chasm]

squih 🥀

[latent hazel]

why does it have cat ears

[sour rivet]

squih

[pliant chasm]

it's a cat

that's just an armor set

[latent hazel]

no?

[pliant chasm]

yes bro they are cats

[pallid sapphire]

They are Felynes

[sour rivet]

palicos

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-art-ai-bores-me-ai-boring-ai-content-ai-generated-gif-14126843253933570447

[sour rivet]

get that mf off that throne

[left mantle]

Proceeds to post a different kind of slop.

[green granite]

Steve Harvey Zedong

[sick trail]

Idk who that is tbh

[left mantle]

A cancer on gif providers. Literally.

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759208960431095838/1463991160904351845/RDT_20251014_0958253128837058061221129.gif

[sour rivet]

he forces the og gifs off the sites and replaces them with his shitty ones

[pallid sapphire]

Thats not how i remember RE4

[sick trail]

Replacing the victims of the las plagas cult with a willful criminal

smh

[pallid sapphire]

I got german humour for you

Orbon

Orboff

[green granite]

Bogdanoff

[sour rivet]

im fighting tempered gravios :)

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/rompopolo-pompoblorbo-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-gif-6180974124031896647

[zealous depot]

[pliant chasm]

somehow made him good

[zealous depot]

Now we just need his adult version

[zealous depot]

The ball sack monster

[pliant chasm]

isn't gravios the adult version

and basarios is the lesser one

[sour rivet]

small my ass

now i fight a tempered arkveld

surely this will go well

[marsh cargo]

hes just a big baby

[pliant chasm]

fight at arkveld

[marsh cargo]

experince

wilds end

[sour rivet]

thats arch tempered

[marsh cargo]

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

i win

oh hey a gem

[sour rivet]

oh that poor odogaron

[little depot]

%appdata% is stored in the thyroid

[cunning bronze]

I believe we just went against three cheaters in marathon

No signal jammer and they still didnt appear in my pulse

[pallid sapphire]

First problem is being part of the problem

Playing Marathon

[cunning bronze]

The game is good

They just gotta solve the cheater problem

[pallid sapphire]

The original is good

[cunning bronze]

Yeah, I know

But this one is a good game also

[pallid sapphire]

They will never solve the cheater problem

Sad

[thorn stone]

didnt think it was possible for the AKS 74U to look this sexy, incursion red river has caused no shortage of white tears

[cunning bronze]

They could improve it, but the solution is not one people will like

[little depot]

Walpurgisnacht tomorrow

[zealous depot]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-venom-snake-metal-gear-solid-invisible-gif-18439024004390367126

[sick trail]

True https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY9Y900-BJs

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/trina-tuesday-st-trina-trina-elden-ring-miquella-gif-9188684546672931172

[pallid sapphire]

Locating cheaters and throw them into gulags?

[little depot]

I would sleep for sttrina

[sour rivet]

yo

[pallid sapphire]

[thin bobcat]

the entire industry vs a pcie card with a programmable fpga chip 🥀

[thorn stone]

is that wilds? binged it for a week and didnt open it again, it any different from launch?

[thin bobcat]

to be fair, it's not just marathon, it's pretty much every game

[left mantle]

Bro needs some skin lotion

Ashy knees ain't a flex bud

[thorn stone]

i hope you know what name is referring to and thats sarcastic

[left mantle]

Of course I do

Mine was just funnier.

[thorn stone]

thank god

[thorn stone]

20g protein

[pliant chasm]

wearing that shi

[left mantle]

My taste in games is not unkindled.

[clear bough]

oh hell yea

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

4 title updates

[pliant chasm]

grok strike this channel down i beg you grok

https://tenor.com/view/lord-if-you-can-hear-us-save-us-save-us-lord-save-us-god-floptok-gif-8118611758178273971

[thorn stone]

who put grilled snork hand into your eggs benedict, mister?

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/tering-ik-wens-je-anime-gif-25110495

[pliant chasm]

everyone in this channel

[left mantle]

We just had someone post not just linear algebra

[sour rivet]

you could always go to brainfart

[left mantle]

but a furry teaching linear algebra

[pliant chasm]

no

[sour rivet]

then quit yo whining

[pliant chasm]

why don't you go

no

you tards complain about every fella who missclicks this channel

i get to bitch too

[sour rivet]

if this channel is smited you will have no choice but to go to brainfart

[pliant chasm]

i don't mind

[pallid sapphire]

CHEATERS IN MY SINGLEPLAYER GAMES Is this Tarkov PvE now

Where cheaters could hijack PvE games and kill you

[thin bobcat]

yes, even in tarkov pve

[restive bear]

Bye 30k cryotics

[thin bobcat]

I know you're joking but I am not

[pliant chasm]

what

is that real

[pallid sapphire]

Im not joking

[zealous depot]

Slay the spire time

[little depot]

Genering bitchingtopic

[zealous depot]

Convinced my friend to hop on and do some runs

[pallid sapphire]

Cheaters did hijack PvE games in Tarkov and killed players

[restive bear]

I would be interested but I'm too retarded for math

[zealous depot]

We got to ascension 4 over the course of the weekend

[pliant chasm]

funniest shit to come out of tarkov

[thin bobcat]

Ah that, yeah nah, that's not what I meant

And how would that even work

[pliant chasm]

im still asc 8 on defect nad 7 on the rest

haven't won a single game on regent

[pallid sapphire]

Cause it ran on the same servers as PvP

So you could get thrown as Scav into PvE games

[pliant chasm]

can't you play pve tarkov offline ?

[pallid sapphire]

Now yes

[zealous depot]

Mutiplayer ascension is kinda werid

Every character has the same ascension rank no matter what. I guess since anyone can play the other characters

[pallid sapphire]

Unless you cue as scav in PvE

Then no

[pliant chasm]

yea cause if would be real weird if they didn't

[zealous depot]

True

[pliant chasm]

cheese asc10 by having 1 firend be at asc0

[thin bobcat]

A comment of a BSG says that it was just an AI PMC with the same name as a real one because it's the name of a BSG Developer

[thin bobcat]

You are completely misunderstanding how a game queue system works

[zealous depot]

[pallid sapphire]

Nah,it was a real issue

[thin bobcat]

PVP and PVE are separate queues, that can't just mix and match with real PVP lobbies

[thin bobcat]

Do you have anything to back that information up other than the reddit post I am currently looking at from 2 years ago?

[pallid sapphire]

NOW

[pallid sapphire]

Back then it was the same structure

They fixed it BY NOW

[sick trail]

Nothin' beats watching a gibbing cultist flying into the skybox after a dynamite bundle

[thin bobcat]

Did you sniff paint thinner? That never was the case

And the google ai stuff just reiterates what some retard on Reddit said

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple girl i need to eliminate your kind

[pallid sapphire]

@frozen void hey Yiddler.Remember the PvE Tarkov cheating

Give your statement

[pliant chasm]

someone on reddit said: kill yourself

[thin bobcat]

How many USB ports does my motherboard have

[raven geyser]

Is it boiled with bread before

[pallid sapphire]

Anyway Cheaters in Multiplayer games deserve nothing nice

They only roam free cause they bring in Money

[thin bobcat]

That one I don't disagree with but it's way too profitable to pass up on

I'll keep it real, I would've done the same if nothing else worked out

[pliant chasm]

tldr why is it profitable

[pallid sapphire]

Cause its a full blown market

[thin bobcat]

If you don't want to learn the game and master the mechanics, it's a great way to accelerate that process to have an unfair advantage

[pallid sapphire]

Mostly the own devs distribute cheats and sell em

[pliant chasm]

ah

he just like me fr

[pallid sapphire]

Even in Warthunder a dev made a tool that calculates your shells trajectory and sold it.Best is they didnt label it as cheating cause it didnt access game data.The community obviously was outraged when they found out,Dev was fired,Tool banned.

I also remember when they got into servers via backdoor 2 years ago

That was hilarious

[thin bobcat]

While stuff like that exists, it's rather niche, most cheats require you to actively read / write memory in the process and that fundamentally clashes with any 3rd party anti cheat

They can't tell Battleye for example that a certain process is completely fair play and can just do whatever to the game, you'd still get HWID banned from the battleye client

It essentially boils down to: "Does the developer do anything to protect his game outside of using an Anti Cheat", for games like Arena Breakout Infinite or Arc Raiders, most definitely, they do the most from what I have seen

For Tarkov, meh, attempts were made but it's mostly playful ideas rather than actual concepts

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1126283787031019631.gif?quality=lossless&name=A_sneakskeleton&size=48

[blazing maple]

bro envious of our bunnings sausage sizzle

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-dynamite-blood-bingus-explode-explosion-gif-5642394397713656584

[sour rivet]

IT IS HERETICAL TO MY AMERICAN HERITAGE

BUT YES I WOULD LIKE A HOT DOG IT HAS BEEN A WHILE

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/HubPointless/status/2043870048750563771

PointlessHub (@HubPointless)

Playing Skyrim as a Breton being the ultimate centrist

X · Apr 14, 2026, 1:52 AM

[blazing maple]

it's not a hot dog

it's a sanga

[sour rivet]

you made that up

[frail leaf]

📚 sanga

an [Aussie] [word] for a [sandwich]

"oi, robo mate, grab me a sanga!"

"i was [starvin] as, just [grabbed] a sanga [and that] shut my gut up"

[sour rivet]

also looks nothing alike

[blazing maple]

sausage sanga

with mustard ofc

mmmmnnn

[sour rivet]

you are an enemy of the divines

[blazing maple]

don't need the divines got myself a sausage sanga

shit I could go for a brekkie sanga rn

but alas

[sour rivet]

i refuse to consider that a sandwich

atleast slice the fuggin thing up

[frail leaf]

📚 Sandwich / 'sændwɪʧ

1. Insert or squeeze tightly between two people or objects
2. Make into a sandwich
3. Two (or more) slices of bread with a filling between them

[sick trail]

[sour rivet]

only one slice of bread

[sick trail]

Then it's an open sandwich

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/nettspend-nettspend-gif-nettspend-beam-plasma-beam-meme-gif-gif-6110619842747863368

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/ogu__eco1106/status/2043906245766328707

ogu (@ogu__eco1106)

ゴッシュさんからひょっこりするペスちゃん

#マジックオーシャン
#PESTRiCA
#ペストリカ

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 14, 2026, 4:16 AM

[sour rivet]

omg pestrica haiii

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/numetal_moment/status/2043804820784755193

crazy ass moments in nu metal history (@numetal_moment)

Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit makes cameo as investigator journalist in the Hello Neighbor Cartoon by tinyBuildGAMES (2024)

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 13, 2026, 9:33 PM

[sour rivet]

the fuck is his problem

[blazing maple]

white

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-like-subscribe-bell-hello-neighbour-hello-neighbor-2-hello-neighbour-2-gif-2484330488843852459

[uneven sapphire]

[upbeat verge]

@blazing maple

[left mantle]

Times so tough they can't even make their sandwich with 2 pieces of bread.

[frozen void]

Yes, cheaters actually spawned impossible items like the golden dev balaclava and the tagilla hammer

and they would sell it on flea so if u bought it , you could get flagged as well

[sour rivet]

another prime minister sacrifice is needed

[left mantle]

So they gotta reinvent the hot dog

[blazing maple]

HOLY SHIIIIT 🔥 🔥 💯

[blazing maple]

ITS JUST OnE OF THOSE DAYS

[sour rivet]

WHERE YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1354925177896697886/Are_you_sure.mp4?ex=69deace7&is=69dd5b67&hm=d7fe5c49fad828b0c0c0bdc35fd622e63a4b89bec1fb55d0345c22c57ab3e1fb&

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/5b7w7qz4rQo?si=9VTk9OnqBr83GBKM

[zealous depot]

Sts run won

[little depot]

Chiitan

[real aspen]

😭 why

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/torori_toro/status/2043906101444522128

吐露² (@torori_toro)

X · Apr 14, 2026, 4:16 AM

[real aspen]

this is the fucking

keyboards and shit software

[raven geyser]

What a name

[upbeat verge]

not on the gae hub

[raven geyser]

Shouldve called it G Spot

But then yall would never find it

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-looking-looking-at-the-phone-mad-disappointed-gif-11158875379675471729

I thought the g spot was where the homies hang out

[olive coral]

Thats the og spot

[pallid sapphire]

They want your Georgian ass

[upbeat verge]

lucky for me my girl knows where it is

[pallid sapphire]

Headset,Mouse,Keyboard

[upbeat verge]

well , unlucky for me I suppose

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461792698963857589/567074da-bb9e-4852-b07a-3873e7f12c2a.gif

Liar

[upbeat verge]

this no longer applies

find a different ivan

[raven geyser]

I mean it might be

[upbeat verge]

gm myshka

[raven geyser]

Go away

[upbeat verge]

rude

[pallid sapphire]

[upbeat verge]

eating a banana in the shower to see how an ape felt getting outcast by its pack

[ashen iris]

AI generated

[pallid sapphire]

Heres the Mercedes you won

[pallid sapphire]

This thing is actualy cute

[torn solar]

Future Loud Music with Open Windows in Car Enjoyer

[pallid sapphire]

I call it the early kebab car

100% payed for with Kebab sales

[torn solar]

But Kebab is soo good.

[tiny notch]

my mother saw the 10 monster cans behind my monitor and thought id had them all this week

😭

theyre from over the past year

[upbeat verge]

mine yells at me if I throw em away
since we collect them for lidl recycling

we've gone full circle

from her telling me drink less to her telling me dont throw em away

[snow tree]

I hope you cleaned those cans

[tiny notch]

i aint dense

2000s fps classic you say

[snow tree]

You never know

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-role-npc-dance-gif-374820549023802487

😭

i forgot about this music video

wait hytale just hired the minecraft create devs

[left mantle]

Okay osmium

[tiny notch]

osmium??

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/8tdtf4MzTk.gif

[snow tree]

Badass

[pliant chasm]

i pray for dlc without seikrets

[real aspen]

@oblique belfry gun

[pallid sapphire]

Hell nah

[pallid sapphire]

me too,i want my dog back

[olive coral]

what is this bastardized hk417

is it that turkish one

[olive coral]

HAHA IT IS

[verbal gate]

Getoutofmyhead

[olive coral]

IM SO FUCKING AUTISTIC

[pallid sapphire]

6

7

6

7

6

7

[upbeat verge]

it has NOTHING in common with a 2000s fps

that guy is a retard

[gleaming nymph]

mmm oil processing byproducts

[tiny notch]

homeless man calling another homeless man broke

[upbeat verge]

????

rain vostok truly has nothing in common with a 2000s fps

only common thing

is it has guns

[pallid sapphire]

And bandits

[upbeat verge]

and inventory management systems and whatnot

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/джона-хилл-jonah-hill-facepalm-рука-лицо-долоня-обличчя-gif-7167197686338732060

[upbeat verge]

brother

please

[pallid sapphire]

And its as horrible as a 2000s shooter

[upbeat verge]

hey

[tiny notch]

ivan the joke went completely over your head

[upbeat verge]

kys rain

it's a terrible joke

[tiny notch]

who would u bully

[pallid sapphire]

Here a good one

[pliant chasm]

jrpg player detected

[upbeat verge]

also theres a lot of good 2000s fps what is that L take

[tiny notch]

she hot tho

holy shit i cant type

[upbeat verge]

this man hasn't played quake and it shows from a mile away

[pallid sapphire]

Far cry

[upbeat verge]

we're calling it fat.

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan is mean

[upbeat verge]

ooh good morning

took u long enough

[tiny notch]

shes fat but she pretty

[upbeat verge]

also I never said she's ugly

[tiny notch]

[pallid sapphire]

So is my wife

[upbeat verge]

she has fat tits so it's gg

[tiny notch]

it was more in response to lafettie saying youre mean for calling her fat

[upbeat verge]

ah right

[pallid sapphire]

Heres my wife

[upbeat verge]

ok time to finish FMF

[pallid sapphire]

Heres my real wife plsying RE2

[tiny notch]

wait

[tiny notch]

gamma server memeber

is married

shes fake

lafettie is fake

[pallid sapphire]

Nah

[supple lotus]

not everyone here is an incel

[tiny notch]

says the incel

[pallid sapphire]

[pallid sapphire]

Hes married too

[supple lotus]

I'm married, kiddo

[tiny notch]

shittt

what next ivan has a gf

[supple lotus]

snagged that btgg

[pallid sapphire]

I mean im married but @celest plank insists to still catch me from behind

[tiny notch]

SoundTrack is lafetties side woman

[pallid sapphire]

And @timber oxide is the angry Stepdad

[pliant meteor]

[tiny notch]

i am NOT clicking this

what is that thumbnail

[pallid sapphire]

Tell me

Some dude said we need a Hasan Piker in Germany and after i told him to lay off the electric Collar he finaly stfu

[tiny notch]

ok i clicked on it

its about the Tel Aviv G4y Vibe campaign from the 2010s

[real aspen]

4370230110 calories

yummers

[tiny notch]

i prefer pure uranium personaly

😭

oh hell nah my cousin put a public post up looking for GTA 5 RP servers

[upbeat verge]

@supple lotus

how does one get to that armor wtf

[carmine laurel]

ah yes, one of the rocks that actually has an aura

[sick trail]

Green soup

😋

[tiny notch]

IM NOT RELOCATING STOP SHOWING ME THESE 😭

[upbeat verge]

I dont like this level

[carmine laurel]

Dry is the weather cold where you are?

[sick trail]

The rising "floor" level? Yeah it sucks a bit

[upbeat verge]

why does it fuckign 1 tap you

so dumb

[sick trail]

Not really, I'm in jeans and shirt

[supple lotus]

defeated by soup

[sick trail]

Eh

[carmine laurel]

it feels like its freezing here

[sick trail]

Maybe I'll grab a hoodie for the evening

[supple lotus]

it's rainig here

[tiny notch]

id kill for 16c

[sick trail]

Shiyon aren't you in the southern hemisphere and it's actually Autumn for you