╟❓general-offtopic

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-absolute-cinema-kojima-mgs-metal-g-gif-8385765503625102568

he did it again

[uneven sapphire]

That’s it Peter

You aren own Peter Hungarian

Now*

[thick plover]

magyar sounds like madjar in some balkan languages

which equals hungary

[pallid sapphire]

6 7 6 7

[oblique belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[proven tundra]

I'm hungry

But I don't want to get up

I guess I'll just die

[raven swan]

does anyone happen to have delight's pfp?

[oblique belfry]

sound had it iirc

[raven swan]

@celest plank delight's pfp if you've got it please

i can't find it through search

[uneven sapphire]

The only people who say it correctly btw

Hungary is like calling Germany, Gothmany

[proven tundra]

Hongrie in French

[tiny notch]

[proven tundra]

And Allemagne for Germany

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5bnxsV2qb5daxTxoDuBvqs?si=a7f6584532674ab2
@tiny notch

[cunning reef]

gruvbox colorscheme spotted

[upbeat verge]

THAT AIN'T NO DAMN BOOMER SHOOTER STEAM

[tiny notch]

yep

[cunning reef]

i had it awhile ago when i was till using 2008 laptops

idk if i have the screenshots anywhere though

[upbeat verge]

yooo

[proven tundra]

She can boom my shooter

[upbeat verge]

u get the blood 1997 manual

[upbeat verge]

father of a daughter btw

[proven tundra]

They know what I am

[upbeat verge]

a weirdo

[tiny notch]

an old goober

[proven tundra]

Correct

On both counts

[upbeat verge]

dude i love that they included this

[proven tundra]

Widows 3.1

[tiny notch]

im so glad windows stopped existing after 2000

[upbeat verge]

this isn't about windows

dont bring your beliefs into this

[proven tundra]

It is now

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-linux-windows-windows-users-linux-users-gif-12903519492484692166

[upbeat verge]

I'm just sharing the cool manual stuff they included

[proven tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1493216125192765581/DXDUNVAGRYy.mov?ex=69de2962&is=69dcd7e2&hm=fca7072024f415c726331aa0b5c637556634fc0ca2194e31cb9dc7a8e58b1540&

[upbeat verge]

not even that bad btw

or just leave it be

it doesn't hurt your pc in major ways

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/windows-linux-users-installing-a-web-browser-windows-users-web-browser-windows-local-account-gif-15688793031143443130

[upbeat verge]

enough

[upbeat verge]

also not that bad

I SAID ENOUGh

back to enjoying the cool blood manual from 1997

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-cat-scary-cat-meme-transition-gif-16332131886665053526

[pallid sapphire]

Anyone got Pragmata?

[proven tundra]

Alexa what is pragmata

[upbeat verge]

I forgot this was a thing back in the 90s

[pallid sapphire]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3357650/PRAGMATA/

Steam

PRAGMATA

"Wherever you go, I'll be there."
Pragmata is a unique, sci-fi action-adventure game from Capcom.

Follow Hugh, a member of an ill-fated investigation team, and Diana, a young android, as they navigate a lunar facility taken over by rogue AI in search of a way to Earth.ONE TRAGIC ACCIDENT. AN UNLIKELY DUO.
At a remote lunar research facilit…

Price

$59.99

Release Date

Apr 16, 2026

[proven tundra]

It's not out for 3 more days

People can't have it yet laff

[frank hearth]

The writers realy stopped giving a fuck around 2016 didnt they

[copper vapor]

it's irl

[frank hearth]

i know

like i said the writers stopped giving a shit

[proven tundra]

I'm watching a bird use the bird bath but it's raining out

Idiot

[copper vapor]

more water

[frank hearth]

clearly bowl watter is superior to sky watter

[copper vapor]

more bath

[frank hearth]

[upbeat verge]

wait wha

[celest plank]

This works?

[upbeat verge]

the doom music is stored in a wad?

[raven swan]

Danke

[celest plank]

His name was Hunter Thompson

[raven swan]

[cunning reef]

and its from the movie fear and loathing in las vegas

(goated movie)

[raven swan]

This might be... Kino.

[celest plank]

true

[raven swan]

[celest plank]

played by johnny depp

[cunning reef]

https://klipy.com/gifs/parano

[thick plover]

@frank hearth another win for the books

[arctic flicker]

billy the goat

[thick plover]

thats 12 win streak now

we gaming here

[pallid sapphire]

il grab your nipple like this guy does with the bell

[thick plover]

[copper vapor]

what even is this meme

[pallid sapphire]

Dude breaks into a house cause he wants the owners daughter but he has no daughter

if you know what he does with the bell xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axr0yxUdGSo

first seconds of the video

[pure goblet]

@haughty gate don't ping everyone

[uneven sapphire]

Magyar just said Hungary is surrounded by hungarians who been taken away because of a quote on quote theory

[raven swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64yY4ga0sgQ

[arctic flicker]

people also say he might've suffered a mental breakdown and was playing a character from some book series

[pallid sapphire]

i dont think dude will get your message

[thick plover]

he believes in the greater hungarian empire

[uneven sapphire]

THE HUNGARIAN JIHAD SHALL BEGIN

[thick plover]

Now hear me out

I think the status is his response

[cunning bronze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q2A6PLiNMs omggg

[frank hearth]

i have seen enough bomb serbia again

[uneven sapphire]

Fr

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah the name he tells is some coat wearing vampire hunter or smthing

[raven swan]

why're we getting hype trailers a month after launch 😭

[pure goblet]

uhhhhhh confusion

[arctic flicker]

gotta milk it hard n fast

[pallid sapphire]

smh it sounded like funny austrian mustache man to me

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

[haughty gate]

I didn't ping at all. I was trying to forward Metro's announcement of 2039

[pure goblet]

ah

then well... yea i thought of that too

[pure goblet]

yeh but it contained an everyone ping

so uhh don't do that

[raven swan]

[pallid sapphire]

Just tell Iedy to @coral anvil

[raven swan]

i miss oomflin, was so much more approchable

[uneven sapphire]

LESZ MÉG ŐRVIDÉK MAGYARORSZÁGÉ

[pure goblet]

oomflin was a true homie

fr fr

[raven swan]

[pallid sapphire]

To bad he never went onlin again

now we are stuck with Oflin

and @raven sequoia

[raven swan]

persean league trying to blockade my level 5 colony while my high command is being managed by a gamma core

[copper vapor]

wat

[marsh cargo]

counter them by blockading yourself

[pallid sapphire]

Sorry but

Can someone shoot me or him

[raven sequoia]

[pallid sapphire]

Both is a solution

one has more impact on the world

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

"he wants the owners daughter" WHAT

[pallid sapphire]

yeah mental episode

[arctic flicker]

no alpha cores

[pallid sapphire]

he can be lucky not to get shot or smashed with a shovel

owner deescalated it after he broke in

[copper vapor]

wtf even is an alpha core

weirdass gen z lingo

[pallid sapphire]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dresden_Files

[arctic flicker]

starsector game, there's illegal AI cores ranging from Gamma, Beta and Alpha cores

[raven swan]

howeowner even asked "are you military" i'm surprised he had the presence of mind to think if this was a PTSD related breakdown

[copper vapor]

[raven swan]

big props to that man

[pallid sapphire]

https://dresdenfiles.fandom.com/wiki/Harry_Dresden

[arctic flicker]

there's technically an Omega Core but thats only for a specific enemy and doesn't drop

[copper vapor]

how big

[pallid sapphire]

thats what the guy identifies at

[raven swan]

as big as his shovel

at least

[pallid sapphire]

he nearly bashed him with a snow shovel

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

home owner almost bashed the chud who was having an episode to be clear

[pallid sapphire]

[raven swan]

the chud was threatenening the wife at home too

its a really harrowing thing to watch in full

if i was in america, and in that position, i would have shot (not to kill i should clarify), i'm not that strong willed of a person to de-escalate

[pallid sapphire]

I would have shot too if i had a gun

completely honest

he had luck to get into a completely chill persons home

[raven swan]

[cunning bronze]

Dresden only urban fantasy I like

[pallid sapphire]

We have a City named Dresden

its a shithole

[raven swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKnyqF76KPo people have been shot at for less

[celest plank]

@flat violet

https://youtu.be/qryhbe5BqRw?si=TlcWiORO_sifFT-r

Lowest cortisol season

[raven swan]

india might be fucking poor but america is a rich person's shithole

[arctic flicker]

scalpers fighting each other for those pokemon cards

[pallid sapphire]

America has a poop map,India hasnt

[raven swan]

enough money to track poopers

[pallid sapphire]

yeah it was people tagging corners where people take a dump randomly on the street

[raven swan]

the palantir investments are paying off

[pallid sapphire]

its a really bad issue apparently

[raven swan]

of course it is, watch any pov walking video of any big city in america

you will see shit on the sidewalks

[pallid sapphire]

Fent zombos and poopers

Is it a hate crime if i see someone shitting on the sidewalk and stuff his face in it ?

Just like a dog or smthing

asking for a friend

Guess il play Starfield now and push my own face into that shit

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/strawberry-cat-domgcat-donkeycat-free-robux-vbucks-gif-9547401608137840178

bit too much of shit talk

[pallid sapphire]

i love how they introduced a few new weapons with the DLC rendering all the other weapons useless cause their ugly and the new ones are poggies

[halcyon fossil]

only real commanders will get this

[flat violet]

Might be one of the best edits

[raven swan]

This post has been fact checked by Hegemony ComSec ✅

[uneven sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-cat-uncanny-cat-gif-17717270398074174657

[verbal gate]

LMAO

[copper vapor]

[celest plank]

No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true.

[arctic flicker]

a tale as old as time

[tiny notch]

5chan escaped containment

[copper vapor]

speaking of

I saw a very interesting co-op game

but it's on kickstarter

[copper vapor]

what is bro on about

[tiny notch]

i dont know 😭

[copper vapor]

not even he knows

[tiny notch]

OHHHH

its a shit post

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/final-fantasy-vii-remake-cloud-strife-tifa-lockhart-aerith-gainsborough-cloti-gif-27060423

[arctic flicker]

gambling but you get your prize anywhere from 1 year to never

[copper vapor]

is it

[tiny notch]

it gets better

[copper vapor]

yea

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[copper vapor]

game looks legit good tho

but it'll depend on people (not me, obviously) backing it

almost there tho

oh right I almost forgot I have to work today

[upbeat verge]

when is this from

you look fucking 12

[tiny notch]

thats not me

😭

[hexed stag]

Most obvious parody acc

[upbeat verge]

figures

didn't you post yourself here

[copper vapor]

bro must've not had enough of dad's attention as a kid to end up living his life in a 'parody account' ragebaiting people on twitter

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kermit-the-frog-sip

[tiny notch]

say omnis

[copper vapor]

omnis

[upbeat verge]

wheres the picture of the guy throwing stones and the elephant yelling gae

someone post that

[upbeat verge]

thank you

[copper vapor]

homersexual

[tiny notch]

i love this image so much

[thick plover]

@frank hearth

the snake be gaming

[tiny notch]

deadcock?

[hexed stag]

Who is that?

[copper vapor]

deadcrack the way bogdan's being abused by it

[thick plover]

Actually

im abusing people

[tiny notch]

me

[upbeat verge]

I don't mean hate by it ofc

[tiny notch]

i know

i cant take it as hate

its too funny

[copper vapor]

can't wait for that to flip around in a nanosecond. again.

[thick plover]

sir Im on a 13 win streak

[copper vapor]

the crashout is inevitable

[copper vapor]

you're gonna lose one game eventualy and suddenly the game sucks and gabe should hang himself

[thick plover]

nah Im not like that

[hexed stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1470056860911403128/v3Xf6KZZBI8-1.gif

[thick plover]

I want to lose atp

the winning is getting ridiculous

[copper vapor]

[tiny notch]

what

[thick plover]

LIKE ITS ALL GREEN MAN

ITS ALL GREEN

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

IM GREEN YOU ARE GREEN

WE ARE ALL GREEN

[frank hearth]

we got filled on the terrorist wish me luck

[tiny notch]

2 loses cringe

you should quit tbh

[thick plover]

WERE ALL FUCKING GREEN DAMN IT

[tiny notch]

while ur ahead quit now

its down hill from here

LETS GO
new schizopost videot o watch

[copper vapor]

lmao

kinda late to start caring now

big brother has been watching for the past 20 years

[rocky turtle]

porn?

[oblique belfry]

i took one then sprinted to the bottom while aatrox was chasing me

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

dude even tried to steal it but failed miserably

with flash

@teal spade after much more shyvana testing i can say that she aint cutout for top lane yet

with top lane filled with better bs bruisers

she amazing on jung tho

cleared all camps in 2:45 with only 1 smite

[teal spade]

go ap for top lane to poke with E

[oblique belfry]

thats probably way to go

cuz she gets stomped by other bruisers

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

-# i hate aatrox so much

[teal spade]

[rocky turtle]

@quiet abyss

[teal spade]

what up drooney poo

[supple lotus]

re-patching the modular and reaching a point where i need to order even more cables

[copper vapor]

friend sends me a youtube short of some bald-ass youtuber spending 2 minutes on a nothing burger about MMOS
ask him to elaborate
he replies "click the full video"

nah bro I'm not falling for that engagement bait

go beg for clicks somewhere else

[bitter spire]

It literally costs you nothing lol

[copper vapor]

costs me time, which is more precious than money

[rocky turtle]

all good

[bitter spire]

Just click the vid, dont even have to watch it just toss a like

Or click to the end

[teal spade]

[bitter spire]

I would never do you like that

[timber oxide]

Clicking a vid is ok, but why would I give it a like

[bitter spire]

This community would never leave you like that

[bitter spire]

Respect for the grind

[timber oxide]

No?

[bitter spire]

If you had a youtube id check it out just bc i know you and support u

[verbal gate]

only grind I respect is when she-
yknow what, probably not a good idea to continue that

[bitter spire]

It costs nothing to show love

[copper vapor]

see this is the problem

he made a video
I clicked it
zero info on why he hates current MMOs, it's just a crashout rant

and to get his actual arguments on why he hates currents MMOs I have to watch another video

again, fuck that

[halcyon fossil]

would rather watch a video i don't care about all the way to the end than like something that i don't actually like

[timber oxide]

I don't want pity likes, I want people to give me a like only if they did truly like it

[proven tundra]

Shrimply don't watch videos you don't like

[proven tundra]

I could only like your videos once 🙁

[copper vapor]

that's what I'm doing

[timber oxide]

I wish we went back to rating yt vids in a 1-5 star system

[rocky turtle]

[halcyon fossil]

[rocky turtle]

what canto are u at rn?

[proven tundra]

oh no

the syndics are here

[halcyon fossil]

end of 7 right after the lcb checkup intervallo

[timber oxide]

Then I could "respect the grind" by giving a vid a 2 star rating instead of 1 star

[restive bear]

This pose is...so peak...

[rocky turtle]

peak canto

[verbal gate]

goddamn it you put the idea of "that" into my head everytime I look at your character

[halcyon fossil]

so i'll be going into nocturnal sweeping soon

[restive bear]

[verbal gate]

it looks baller but I just cant shake it mane

[restive bear]

Forever cursed with that knowledge

[rocky turtle]

u meet known fella there

[noble basin]

[rocky turtle]

[noble basin]

Wolf mommy

[noble basin]

[oblique belfry]

its so over

[restive bear]

She a baddie fr

[oblique belfry]

nobara is getting flashbacks

she ded too

[proven tundra]

[noble basin]

My main rn is mesa, cant wait for her skin to come out

I hope she gets a poncho

[copper vapor]

why would you want her skin to come out

[restive bear]

I hope they're really giving her the toggleable ponchos

[noble basin]

To crawl under it duh

[noble basin]

[restive bear]

Do the worm

[timber oxide]

Do the Mario

[upbeat verge]

bro

[noble basin]

Bro

[upbeat verge]

istg

imagine being a turkish woman
and being called Fatme

IMAGINE dude

[timber oxide]

Fatyou

Fathem

Fathey

[upbeat verge]

you're not funny.

[timber oxide]

You too

[copper vapor]

ivan can get no hoes.gif

[oblique belfry]

Fatma*

[upbeat verge]

but still tho

[timber oxide]

Fat your what?

[copper vapor]

balls

[quiet abyss]

Doge

:(

[oblique belfry]

aatrox sucks balls

i hate playing against aatrox

[timber oxide]

@quiet abyss is that true

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

This is slander

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

For slander

[oblique belfry]

you dont know the champ aatrox right ?

[timber oxide]

We shall remove doge's balls

[quiet abyss]

I do

[oblique belfry]

ah nvm then

[quiet abyss]

Its still funny tho

[proven tundra]

our empire is enbiggening

[flat violet]

I knew you’d mention that bit so I prepared myself in advance

[sour rivet]

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[oblique belfry]

STEAK

[flat violet]

BEES

We can be bees

[sour rivet]

you'll live for 30 years

as a pet

[oblique belfry]

SEA SALT

[flat violet]

We can finally do do

[oblique belfry]

JOB

[flat violet]

This is good news

[proven tundra]

@timber oxide NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[flat violet]

You'll live like a bee

A pet

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/invincible-dance-1

[timber oxide]

And that's bad because?

[celest plank]

im a strawberry

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

where is my town?

[celest plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1492889921818722524/Screenshot_20260412-150333.png?ex=69dcf995&is=69dba815&hm=697184feeb3e99b51324cb59fc1b3f7f1c13a500524c10b50bdb6bf624692737&

[rocky turtle]

did u listen to music i sent last day?

[celest plank]

@rocky turtle

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

Well sucks to suck Rat, I will support our machine overlords

[oblique belfry]

SHE IS DEAD TOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[rocky turtle]

what a nice place for town

[timber oxide]

Yeah, people die when they are killed

[proven tundra]

fucking

I hate mahito so much

[blazing maple]

guys there's a scary robot in my dms what the fuck do I do

[proven tundra]

shock their balls

[blazing maple]

I CANT

he's HUGE

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Shock his balls harder

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/arriba-6

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

wait I had a better reaction to this

but I only use it with that one grayname

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/who-tf-starts-a-conversation-like-that-who-the-fuck-starts-a-conversation-like-that

[oblique belfry]

okay thats just fucking evil

[timber oxide]

Pretty sure Birb would enjoy getting his balls shocked by Sam

[oblique belfry]

going from this

to this

🥀

[timber oxide]

Yeah people die in this series, I dunno what to tell you

Don't get used to them being alive I guess

[oblique belfry]

i mean

if a series is +15 pg

ofc i expect killing

[timber oxide]

It could be worse, it could be chainsaw man

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

don't play FFXIV

not a single important character on the good guys' side has died in over 10 years

[proven tundra]

@quiet abyss what are we researching next

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/s1dQl65XZ21.gif

[timber oxide]

The consequences do not exist

[oblique belfry]

i love how

i have never watched chainsaw man

yet i watched the reze film

cuz friend streamed it

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

yup

no sense of danger or urgency

[rocky turtle]

it was peam

[quiet abyss]

Gauss or rpg

[timber oxide]

My only ever contact with final fantasy were X and X-2 and even there consequences are not a thing

[rocky turtle]

if wuk lamat not getting killed in next expansion i aint buying it

[oblique belfry]

FINALLY MY BOY TODO IS HERE

[proven tundra]

picked charged gauss

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqGwW8vq9W0

[rocky turtle]

NOOO

NOT THE FIRE WARRIOR

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-shibuya-arc-aoi-todo-shibuya-arc-takada-shibuya-arc-gif-10985316483331864997

[oblique belfry]

took him too long

[proven tundra]

there's gonna be one part
funni spoilers but click anyway
||I'm pretty he claps his ass cheeks||

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

His hands don't move
but the clap sound is there and he teleports

[real aspen]

iirc it's the spirit of clapping that matters

so like he could just do that foot tap thingy and it'd work

also it's funny as fuck that his replacement was fucking duct taped together or something and barely lasts one fight

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/nangong-yu-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-67-six-seven-gif-5798598940950441359

[copper vapor]

idk why games from 2017 are being thrown in this "classics" bundle

[real aspen]

2017 was 10 years ago

[rocky turtle]

which one?

[copper vapor]

manowar corsair

battlefleet gothic armada

[rocky turtle]

bruh

[copper vapor]

I don't even know if dawn of war 2 should be in that bundle

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

d'awwwwwwwwwww

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

oof

[real aspen]

😭

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752540219579957298/1323191439361970216/prigozhin-kot.gif

[sour rivet]

smh she posted it before i could

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/life_wild21208/status/2043693785998139419

Wildlife Wonders (@life_wild21208)

Rate this squish 1-10? 📏🤔

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 13, 2026, 2:12 PM

[quiet abyss]

Great gran gonna get her in the afterlife

[oblique belfry]

bun

[quiet abyss]

Buddy is made of crazy putty

[sour rivet]

dont be weird

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

/

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

99999

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1078145311484157972/1486102883358474351/20260324_174130.jpg?ex=69ddfde9&is=69dcac69&hm=972b4ea25e1dffb7f7650013bcb36a762c82b85ecdcc7be55172487dd8ab492c&

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

you guys really like talking about me and sam

[copper vapor]

where's the buzzword spam birb

not gonna use it just because it wasn't me this time

https://klipy.com/gifs/waiting-hurry

[pliant meteor]

I dunno if its frenemies or mutual hatred for you two most of the time anyway.

[copper vapor]

good

mmm

chimken

potater

and a 2L bottle of sprite

all mine

[pliant meteor]

Fried potat and chimken?

[copper vapor]

yes

[pliant meteor]

[proven tundra]

@timber oxide what would you like to research sir

(we don't need anything in particular)

[timber oxide]

Deep Core

[proven tundra]

[gleaming nymph]

doing what i dont wanna do is so bleh

[void venture]

Made a gun threat on an anonymous confession server and someone reported it.
Will law enforcement be involved?

[copper vapor]

I hope so

[covert shard]

"sit down on the campfire stalker, you have been doom scrolling for a while now..."

[covert shard]

Mfer be soo squishy, trying to not look. Conspicuous

[sick trail]

@supple lotus The fact the gargoyle boss is now like a regular spawn is quite ass

WDYM I needed like 50 napalm launcher shots

[covert shard]

That's the magic of the boomer shooters baby

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry @left mantle

[oblique belfry]

rein ?

[covert shard]

bosses become regular enemies and they Will Retain their original stats.

No nerfed variant for thee

[frank hearth]

Rammatra

[oblique belfry]

oh

[sick trail]

Extra Crispy moment

[covert shard]

Should be fine tho

Given that you are managing it until now, soo

[sick trail]

I did change to Extra Cripsy off Well Done for Ep 2

[copper vapor]

yea blood gets kinda brutal

[covert shard]

Which is harder?

[copper vapor]

and gargs aren't even the worst enemy

[sick trail]

Extra Crispy
There's also Made to Order

[copper vapor]

https://youtu.be/bYdGZ0PhyUU?si=-MaadHBcP-NwlEvJ

[covert shard]

Have you played duke nukem by any chance?

[sick trail]

A little

[copper vapor]

dick kickem

[sick trail]

Phantasms can go fuck themselves

[sick trail]

Yeah, a bit

[copper vapor]

dn3d so peak... and it does the exact same thing

episode 1 boss becomes a regular enemy

[sick trail]

It did feel good to find all the secrets on my own for once, and not relying on a guide to find that one closet I didn't figure out

Rule 4

[covert shard]

Just because one of the main guns are an uzi lmao

[copper vapor]

get classic redux on sale

[covert shard]

Thank you

[copper vapor]

it sucks

shit damage and even worse spread

[covert shard]

Prob will do once I got the money and will to dowload

[covert shard]

I see, soo it isn't like the M60 on that one Egyptian shooter

[sick trail]

Dude

The non-redux is free

[copper vapor]

could go for that, but ya know

the og crunchy graphics and resolution and controls

I wouldn't, personally

[covert shard]

How much is that in USD?

[frail leaf]

💱 2,900 KZT (Kazakhstani Tenge) :flag_kz: is equal to 6.10 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[sick trail]

Very little :)

[covert shard]

I see

Soo it is around 30 bucks here

Same price as payday 2 in promotion, lmao.

[sick trail]

Tf

[covert shard]

Pay day 2 on promotion goes around from 90 bucks to 30

Which is very roughly 6 USD soo

[sick trail]

Even in the US Classic Redux is currently $10

Ah

Ah, I see
Classic Redux frequently goes for 80% off

[covert shard]

People get really surprised when I mention to them that a Weezer french mobile is around 80k in my country.

[supple lotus]

cuz fuck you

[sick trail]

I just beat it in the hotel >:(

Then it's a secret level boss to boot? Gah damn

[copper vapor]

a what

[covert shard]

A small bare functional french mobile.

[copper vapor]

serious sam
secret area with a +1 health pickup
grab it
10 rocket launcher biomechs spawn all around you

[sick trail]

That's Sam though

[copper vapor]

a small bare funcional french mobile what? cellphone? car?

[sick trail]

Sam is extra fuck you

[covert shard]

A car.

[covert shard]

I do need to experience serious Sam first hand tho. Looks quite fun

[copper vapor]

I can't find a car called "weezer"

[sick trail]

It's even almost that blue

[arctic flicker]

Me bout to play RE3R, does nemesis drop cases like in the original too

[sick trail]

He's scripted

So no

[copper vapor]

not cases but he drops 'supplies' if you down him

ammo, meds

[covert shard]

It does drop the boxes, but it is like: Random loot?

[sick trail]

Oh whar

[arctic flicker]

I thought he dropped gun parts that you assemble into a nice gun towards the end?

[covert shard]

Soo ir just like a compensation gift for making your suffer?

[copper vapor]

he was scripted in the original too

[sick trail]

TIL I guess
But treat RE3R as a lesser experience regardless

[copper vapor]

that's the og

[arctic flicker]

well I'll try and see if he drops anything besides ammo or meds

[copper vapor]

you got a scoped deagle and a lever-action shotgun from him in the og

[covert shard]

This is the car I was talking about

A monowipe 1.0 frenchmobile

[copper vapor]

there were also other moments where you could fight him but he dropped shit like first-aid boxes and ammo iirc

[covert shard]

Welds soo ass that you can fucking scratches parts of it off with your finger

The reinforcements? Made out of cheap cooler boxes

[green granite]

Huh

So thats how its done

[upbeat verge]

but doesn't play good

[oblique belfry]

last ep so i watched the intro 1 last time

[upbeat verge]

well

it runs

[oblique belfry]

and wtf the intro shows everything that happened

[upbeat verge]

but you may run into quirky things

[oblique belfry]

including deaths

[sick trail]

Good enough till you save up for redux

[upbeat verge]

damn I move to kz

[upbeat verge]

I bought redux man

and blood

it's time for us to live again

but before that

we beat forgive me father

[supple lotus]

1 hour later and I have reached minimum cabling, but all this should stay for a while at least

[copper vapor]

no they chop her legs off

[upbeat verge]

reject minimum cabling

embrace the natural chaotic cable jungle mess

the way god intended

[copper vapor]

in just 1 hour? you're a machine

I may have overfed myself with potat and chimken

[supple lotus]

Oh it will get messy

[copper vapor]

the consequences of it are beginning

[upbeat verge]

ok skrillex

[copper vapor]

so many dials

[frank hearth]

@thick plover @zealous depot

[copper vapor]

gotta ping the rem main @sour rivet

[frank hearth]

mans plays viper

[copper vapor]

oh so all the remposting he used to do is just posing?

pathetic

[sour rivet]

is bro dumb

i dont play vyper

[frank hearth]

ah nvm i though MBO was rarted and pinged bogdan again

[sour rivet]

im afraid

[frank hearth]

didnt see that both of you had porter in your name

[sour rivet]

you are the rarted one here 😔

[frank hearth]

[thick plover]

[upbeat verge]

all of you are rarted

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/people-die-if-they-are-killed-did-you-really-think-that-killing-me-would-be-enough-to-make-me-die-misfit-of-demon-king-academy-shirou-emiya-fate-stay-night-gif-23794808

[arctic flicker]

5 minutes in and nemesis had like 10 chances to immediately kill jill lol

[sick trail]

They really were trying to catch her off guard

[upbeat verge]

every 60 seconds in africa.... ahh quote

[arctic flicker]

I'm starting to see why this cost 4$

[sick trail]

Somehow fumbled it

[flat violet]

Okay, this is epic

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Wario64/status/2043738515893035105?s=20 @blazing maple

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Warhammer classic titles added on Steam and on sale https://buff.ly/H3hB9aN

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 13, 2026, 5:10 PM

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

dammit day's going by too fast and I got a crapton of stuff to do

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

i send phase 3 now https://youtu.be/ivEj-bWYTRE?list=RDrFCOaw2zOc4

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUSMON8eO9Y

Banger alert

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

quasimorphing

[oblique belfry]

finished jjk season 2

wtf

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

anyways i cant wait to start season 3

motherf-

🛌

[dreamy moth]

[marsh cargo]

i wonder if they are going back to a linear story game

[dreamy moth]

who knows all i know is

i want

[arctic flicker]

Need to find a key, to unlock a door made primarily out of glass lol

[zealous depot]

The one true goat

[snow tree]

Wonder if it will take place in Metro

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO6gGCKJzjI

@frank hearth

@left mantle

[snow tree]

I think I need bigger bags

[pliant meteor]

[zealous depot]

Thought this was ballers gate 3 for a minute

[snow tree]

I need to finish BG3 actually

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

o

[snow tree]

New Slopium Slop Slopmattra

[worn quail]

Don't you need lockpick for these?

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LfjKy4bm2M

stw content in the big 2026

[arctic flicker]

does RE3R do lockpicking?

[worn quail]

Yes

[snow tree]

Just shoot the glass door?

[worn quail]

[arctic flicker]

then I must find a lockpick

right after I find this safe code somewhere

[oblique belfry]

nvm turns out they just reuploaded the starting cutscene of stw 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

tim you fuck

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

@oblique belfry hear me out

Werewolves turn when there is full moon

So we make them invisible

If they are they cant reflect moonlight, they cant be werewolves

Worst case

[quiet abyss]

either problem solved or invisible werewolves

[green granite]

Invisible werewolves

[oblique belfry]

thats the most stupid idea i've ever read

when are we trying it ?

[quiet abyss]

its peam

[green granite]

Weewolves lads

Yee a lil wee wolves

I ate too much good wagyu yesterday

I think im having a lil diarhehe

[quiet abyss]

yer sticks not even touchin the ground man!

[copper vapor]

parallel universe where stw is the main game

[quiet abyss]

hmm

either good or bad

[sour rivet]

good

[green granite]

Hmm

[quiet abyss]

or it ends up like the BR

where its just kinda becoming slop

[sour rivet]

well

yeah

[quiet abyss]

imo its getting out of hand

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry should we go around or run over the liberal

[quiet abyss]

nerfing people with auditory impairments, wow epic

[oblique belfry]

"fuck them disabled people"

[quiet abyss]

sure people who arent impaired use it

but thats still dumb

[oblique belfry]

thank you tim

go collab with more celebs

[sour rivet]

i use it because the direcitonal audio is dogshit

[quiet abyss]

i remember i used to use it for that reason too

but yeah deaf people are just not gonna be able to play half as well, this is just killing accessibility

depends on what "nerf" means

[timber oxide]

It's enabled by default and not using it puts you at a disadvantage

[quiet abyss]

yeah

just bad design

[timber oxide]

You just summarized the entire game

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/nod-cat-hyper-gif-9540792418684483949

mhm

i havent touched it in years

but i do know this is true

[gleaming nymph]

Hmm I should wire 5 dollars into my offshore bank account in switzerland

Problem is that I dont have 5 dollars

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

[pliant chasm]

yea and most gamers are retarded cause a 1:1 is a remaster
a remake is a reimagination
making it a 1:1 is boring and lame
why would i pay full price for the same exact game
i think re4 is the perfect example of a good remake
game itself is good and og re4 is still relevant

[green granite]

I still find it funny how Leon stares at a Nurse who got chainsaw in Requiem for good 20 seconds

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2043738515893035105

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Warhammer classic titles added on Steam and on sale https://buff.ly/H3hB9aN

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 13, 2026, 5:10 PM

😔

[rocky turtle]

dont buy fire warrior at any cost its ass

[sick trail]

But what if
I watched a youtuber review it once

[proven tundra]

What did the YouTuber say

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

[pliant chasm]

woke up to an alleged bombing
shit myself
it's a gas explosion that people tried to spin the other way

🥀

[quiet abyss]

the flippersreik 5 or smth

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

no sienna tho

[quiet abyss]

hes thinking about the meme im sure

[sick trail]

Paraphrasing: "I should've just taken a gun to my dick"

It's paraphrasing because that's what he felt, but never said

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

WHERE DO YOU GET THIS SHIT

lmao

[pure compass]

Who would want to bomb Algeria?

[copper vapor]

kaboom? says Dawi Rico holding a bomb looking at a Stormvermin patrol

[quiet abyss]

yes rico, kaboom says azumgi

[copper vapor]

wait isn't it normally the other way around
bombing that gets spun as gas leak explosion

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

job 1 done, time for job 2

[pliant chasm]

pope visit

[pliant chasm]

cause it doesn't make sense
and everyone living near the area says they didn't hear about it until random reports popped up

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

how is your quasing?

[nocturne aurora]

eveining chat

[rocky turtle]

[pure compass]

someone farted too hard

[zealous depot]

Was gonna quasi last night but I didn't feel like in the mood to game

[pliant chasm]

it was me mb
i ate too much pepper salad

it was heard internationally

[pure compass]

could you imagine

[rocky turtle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/437075103285772288/1382371897928319088/sad.gif

[pure compass]

Like you're standing in the crowd and just fart too loud

[pliant chasm]

was one of my fears as a kid

[rocky turtle]

ivan probably

[pure compass]

Bulgarian man travels to algeria
causes a bombing false alarm by farting

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wwi-great-war-first-world-ueldNMoWYzY4LLhL2c

[sick trail]

Mosquitos take a piss while sucking blood to make more space
Why, thank you, I didn't need to know that

[dreamy moth]

why did you make us know now

[sick trail]

Spreading suffering is the way

[dreamy moth]

fucking cheesewheel..

[real aspen]

Friendly reminder that mosquitoes could be eradicated completely with minimal negative impact on environment

With genetic warfare

[quiet abyss]

ripper gun go chug chug

(too bad it kinda sucks)

[forest acorn]

That's only if you combine a bunch of em

[dreamy moth]

i only know of two though

[forest acorn]

That's 2 doorstops though

[pallid sapphire]

Just give em aids

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[green granite]

Buffed Perry

Wth

[runic condor]

ah hell nah

why is buzz lightyear the best looking one out of the 3

[upbeat verge]

WHO WANTO SOME WANG - Lo wang

ahh beser zan accupuncture - Lo wang again.

[dreamy moth]

they're getting fucking desperate.

[copper vapor]

huh

there's a tomb raider crossover in delta force, too

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DVbABZ3ipG9/

[zealous depot]

WTF

[upbeat verge]

it they made the meeps a tad bit shorter

it would've been peak

[blazing maple]

https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/1skb2td/thanks_for_all_the_great_advice_on_my_last_post_i/

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-grabber-ip-grabber-thanos-gif-21846609

[blazing maple]

why did no one tell me a new metro game is coming out

[sour rivet]

i meant to

[blazing maple]

do you all hate me?

[sour rivet]

but i thought you knew

[blazing maple]

You all hate me

[sour rivet]

yeah i hate you

[oblique belfry]

everyone kept reposting

[sour rivet]

fuck you

die

[oblique belfry]

thought you have already seen it

[sour rivet]

we was system shocking

[copper vapor]

only one person posted it here

then someone posted it on redacted 2

[copper vapor]

keep up with chat smh my head

[oblique belfry]

wait then why did sturm get ♻️ 'd

[copper vapor]

oh right he reposted it

there's also 2 reposts on the warhammer classics bundle

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

metro 2039 huh

we're gonna be playing as Artyom's child

with dark one powers

[rocky turtle]

5 year old?

bro that crazy

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oNS9dJ-NA5E

[copper vapor]

yes

[rocky turtle]

[blazing maple]

do you think they're gonna show artyom at all or just have him haunt the narritive

[copper vapor]

no idea honestly

I didn't even play exodus yet

[sour rivet]

hes gonna write on sticky notes and plop them on your forehead like what you do to kelvin in sons of the forest

[copper vapor]

is he named kelvin because he's a cold bastard

[sour rivet]

he has head trauma

[copper vapor]

does that make him a cold bastard

[rocky turtle]

he is gonna yapp in story and say nothing in cutscenes like usual

[covert shard]

In artyom we trust.

Bro, never work on old car dawg

This bolt took 2 hours of my life

Because someone at the engineering team thought it was a great idea to lu the water pump right in front of the bolt

[blazing maple]

yeah but what if you play as someone else

and he only exists in loading screens

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-celebrating-gif-6529507804860980052

[sour rivet]

"I HATE MY ROTTEN SON. HE KEEPS BRINGING LIBRARIANS TO THE METRO AND TRYING TO TEACH THEM TO READ"

[tiny notch]

project hail mary is so fucking peak chat

[rocky turtle]

uuuuugh i doubt that since it 5 years since exodus happend

[sour rivet]

why would that change anything

[rocky turtle]

they can say hey artem got good ending in exodus
how about we kill all of them in prologue

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/TigheSammy/status/2043711074701394019

Commissions on VGen!! (@TigheSammy)

RESIDENT EVIL 3

X · Apr 13, 2026, 3:21 PM

https://x.com/noctrnlayouts/status/2043678623417155828

Alessandro Montalto (@noctrnlayouts)

Backrooms (2026) alt poster by me!

#backrooms
@A24
@Kanepixels7

X · Apr 13, 2026, 1:12 PM

[sour rivet]

we played as sam in the dlc

[rocky turtle]

so u thinking next metro gonna be about him?

[sour rivet]

i didnt say that?

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/Cozmo23/status/2043724264432603528

Cozmo (@Cozmo23)

"Fist my bump"

X · Apr 13, 2026, 4:13 PM

[copper vapor]

weird-ass image

[sour rivet]

i dont think rain plays marathon

[copper vapor]

wow birb tryna gatekeep art

smh

[blazing maple]

it's a project hail mary refrence

"fist my bump"

[sour rivet]

how would i know

[blazing maple]

you wouldn't

[sour rivet]

kill yourself?

[blazing maple]

hence why i wasn't responding to you

dumbass?

Blow up?

[sour rivet]

fuck?

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/LoveRachael_/status/2043724205477212663

maRAEthon (@LoveRachael_)

couldn't help myself

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Apr 13, 2026, 4:13 PM

[sour rivet]

waht even is project hail mary

[proven tundra]

A film

[sour rivet]

about

[proven tundra]

Space

[marsh cargo]

Spaaace

[blazing maple]

teacher man goes on one way trip to space to save the world, hangs out with a nice rock

[proven tundra]

And hailing Mary

[rocky turtle]

why did u said that we play as sam in dlc then ?

[sour rivet]

rock

[sour rivet]

i was pointing out

[rocky turtle]

🫵

[sour rivet]

the fact we played as another character

idiot

[rocky turtle]

no shit sherlock

[sour rivet]

clearly didnt understand

[marsh cargo]

Its bully birb hour it seems

[rocky turtle]

we played side characters in all metro dlcs

[copper vapor]

was gonna say that

rare offtopic W

enough bullying doge for once

[sour rivet]

thats because no one has anything better to do

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

dunno how this is bullying