╟❓general-offtopic

[thick plover]

So i can beat the shit out of one for fun whenever Im mad at video games

Which is rarely

But itd be fun

[timber oxide]

I don't speak that language but I understood 110% of this clip

[copper vapor]

"rarely", huh.

[thick plover]

I dont get mad

I get annoyed

[runic condor]

Sure

[thick plover]

Theres a difference

Theres a stub your toe pain vs dumbass forgot his fucking retard alarm on forklift and now I have a fucking fork through my right lung anger

[marsh cargo]

if i dont comenack in 10 secs leave
ok, 1 2
we leaving now

[timber oxide]

Yeah I got that

[thick plover]

Big difference as you can read

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/shitpost_2077/status/2043471727259451539
poland on timeline

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

https://t.co/YSegC9LvsV

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 11:30 PM

[thick plover]

Its that smelly ass place soundtrack lives at

[timber oxide]

Bogdan just wants to get a few property damage charges

[thick plover]

Yoooo

[timber oxide]

Bro I used to live there for 8 years

Wait

7

I miss that place

[quiet abyss]

fuck you, tell me

[thick plover]

Id throw it under the bridge near the gypsie part of town

Good luck finding out who did it liberal

Its been turned to scraps

[timber oxide]

Listen Bogdan

If delivery bots every start disappearing in your area

I will forward this chat to your local law enforcement

[thick plover]

And what would they do

[copper vapor]

For a moment I thought it was gonna be a meme city name like Fucking, Austria

[marsh cargo]

instead it turns out its pyrsons old hometown

[dreamy moth]

what was it like

[timber oxide]

I wouldn't call it a hometown

[grand fjord]

buwwy

[thick plover]

They're too lazy already and sit 12 hours at a time willingly at specific spots on the motorway to charge people for going 1 km over the speed limit

[timber oxide]

I would call it a place that I was forced to live in for 6 years because of my fuckass university

[dreamy moth]

buly.

[timber oxide]

And then one more year because I began to like it there

[thick plover]

And 99% of them are either too fat to run or are 5'5 and skinny and cant arrest anyone for the life of them if it came down to it

[grand fjord]

july

[thick plover]

I'd be like that fallen knight gif

[dreamy moth]

damn

[grand fjord]

judy

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/noble-knight-falling-gif-12411762536471489089

[grand fjord]

hopps

[thick plover]

Except i wouldnt take my clothes off

Id tank the taser

[copper vapor]

I love how this makes Oblivion and Skyrim paralysis spells realistic

[timber oxide]

You wouldn't

[thick plover]

I would

I only wear thick clothing anyway

[timber oxide]

Have you ever been hit with a taser?

[thick plover]

Its hard for the prongs to reach

Yes actually

For the shits and giggles

[dreamy moth]

whats the story

[thick plover]

I volunteered to get hit with a taser when the military came to recruit bums from my highschool

[dreamy moth]

howd it feel

[timber oxide]

Shame they didn't draft you

[thick plover]

It turns out tasers are garbage if your clothing is thick

[timber oxide]

Maybe they would turn you into something valuable

[dreamy moth]

i mean yeah

99% of the time tasers dont work

[thick plover]

You play gacha games
I rest my case

[timber oxide]

That's such a forced argument

[dreamy moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344454587473461351/1492275725720621056/what-does-this-mean-v0-z6f3tiy3ovib1.gif

[timber oxide]

At least I don't want to beat the shit out of a delivery bot to feel better

[dreamy moth]

i want cheezits

[thick plover]

Thats a normal thing anyone would want to try at least once

Ask any crackhead

[dreamy moth]

to be fair that does sound fun

[marsh cargo]

[dreamy moth]

just dont get caught

[thick plover]

Actually I dont even need to justify myself

[timber oxide]

I don't think you can justify anger issues

[marsh cargo]

does bro not know that tasers shot darts that go into your skin ?

[thick plover]

Pull up the videos of streamers getting robots and bullying it within the first 10 minutes of it being in their general vicinity

[runic condor]

So you’re a crackhead?

[dreamy moth]

im confused now

[thick plover]

Id argue its normal human instinct at this point

[raven swan]

Good mornig chat

[timber oxide]

Bogdan has anger issues and tries to unload his anger on delivery robots

[thick plover]

Yea and if ur clothing is thick and baggy it cant reach as good

[raven swan]

Is this from experience or from the internet

[timber oxide]

[raven swan]

[thick plover]

And I wear thick and baggy clothing always therefore im taser proof

[marsh cargo]

its literally a needle

[thick plover]

Experience

[raven swan]

[left mantle]

What the actual fuck is this conversation

[dreamy moth]

neat

[thick plover]

Trying to get someone to buy a taser and meet up with me so I can prove my point

[timber oxide]

tl;dr
Bogdan is just angry, as usual

[thick plover]

Who volunteers

[thick plover]

3 am rambling

[sour rivet]

ok what if they aim for an unprotected part

[timber oxide]

If a taser fails

We can still just

[thick plover]

The usual aim is center mass

[timber oxide]

Hit him in the head

With a shovel

[raven swan]

Get tased in the teeth

[thick plover]

Theres nothing up there either

What are you concussing

Idiot

[left mantle]

Time for the taser sniper rifle

[timber oxide]

Oh I don't want to concuss anything, I just want to test my shovel

[thick plover]

Ur gonna leave a dent in it

The shovle obviously

[timber oxide]

I can get another one

[thick plover]

They dont sell shovels to shovel breakers

[sour rivet]

fellas stop arguing

[timber oxide]

They sell shovels to anyone who is willing to pay for them

[sour rivet]

have sum pringle

[timber oxide]

No

[thick plover]

Nuh uh

[timber oxide]

Yuh uh

[thick plover]

Prove it

[timber oxide]

Why would I

[copper vapor]

yay prongl

[thick plover]

Go buy a shovel and break it then try buying another one they wont sell you it

[timber oxide]

Why would a store refuse to get profits on my purchases

[sour rivet]

oh hey

[timber oxide]

If anything

They would be happy to sell me more shovels

[thick plover]

You hurt big shovels feelings

No more shovel for you

[timber oxide]

Because it fucking BENEFITS THEM

[thick plover]

Use a hoe

[copper vapor]

thaumaturge

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

Oh wait

Game pass

Nevermind

[thick plover]

30 dollar poo pass

[sour rivet]

good thing im not paying for it

[thick plover]

Better off gambling for games like hatexsi

[timber oxide]

Gambling is always the answer

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/diemarchive-diem-roy-the-demon-let-it-ride-gamble-gif-6397648956600555095

Wait i dont remember mr beast being there

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/let-it-ride-let-it-ride-diem-gif-13460879079669063039

[timber oxide]

I think it's from a different short

[timid hollow]

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250941579645161476/1368374622579458149/obraz.gif

[thick plover]

I need to get up from bed to go to a different corner of the room to plug my phone in

Its so fucking over

[timber oxide]

Lazy

[thick plover]

Im too comfy and warm

You wouldn't want to get up either

[timber oxide]

Are you sure

[thick plover]

Pretty sure

Just threw a trashbag into space

[quiet abyss]

are you sure

[thick plover]

This is great news

We can finally be bees

[timber oxide]

How do I breathe in space?

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[timber oxide]

He doesn't say part

[quiet abyss]

its what the gif says man

dont say it to me

go find the maker

[timber oxide]

https://youtu.be/se17_0zbZds?si=Vf1_G2BRkq4pVnW9

[uneven sapphire]

My happiness is immesurable

[quiet abyss]

there is SO MUCH GOING ON HERE

why is it so cluttered

so much armor for no reason lmao

[dreamy moth]

fire hazard.
fucking ugly
looks cringe as shit
why do you have 3 bowls on yoru body
those horns are goofy
you look goofy
pls stop fashion

[marsh cargo]

arkveld

[rocky turtle]

fallout new vegas

[quiet abyss]

yeah i dont use it

[quiet abyss]

I MEANT THE MODPACK

[quiet abyss]

i use the guardian rathalos armor instead

[quiet abyss]

i hate fighting him

i hate his armor set

(the female body set is nice tho )

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

this is my current fit

i use the matching long sword with it

[marsh cargo]

arkveld is prob top 3 monsta in wilds for me

[quiet abyss]

probably my bottom 3

for fun

[dreamy moth]

yea i like that better

[rocky turtle]

high and dry

[dreamy moth]

looks cool

[sour rivet]

dude hes so fucking cool and fun

[quiet abyss]

down there with the octopus

[quiet abyss]

thanks

[dreamy moth]

unlike the white fucking knight what even is that

[quiet abyss]

hold on

[sour rivet]

you will not disrespect my lord Nu Udra

[quiet abyss]

the other version @dreamy moth

[quiet abyss]

i will

[dreamy moth]

that looks even fucking worse

[quiet abyss]

hes a bastard to fight (in my inexperienced state)

[quiet abyss]

its better somehow

[sour rivet]

dont get hit

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-s-patrick-patrick-star-bottle-dumb-gif-1741625486363070335

thats the dumbest shit ive heard today

also youre forgetting, im not some monster hunter master, i literally have less than 25 hours

[marsh cargo]

no it is deadass a strategy

[dreamy moth]

HOW? because youre showing more skin?
makes the enemies fucking weird or something?? which makes them do less damage because they're distracted??

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/MetaDemonReal/status/2043332860258521392

Meta-demon (@MetaDemonReal)

I did a thing

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 2:18 PM

[quiet abyss]

yes i know, but its kinda hard when you are still learning controls

[quiet abyss]

yes

yes that

[sour rivet]

the story behind this guy is sad

[marsh cargo]

you are playing longsword
literally just parry

[quiet abyss]

LEARNING

[sour rivet]

the poor longsword user could never achieve the heights of a lancer

[marsh cargo]

90% of the longsword damage is parry

im not joking

[quiet abyss]

also wym parry?

theres no guarding on the sword tho

[marsh cargo]

you have a parry

[quiet abyss]

you mean counterattacks?

[cunning bronze]

Hmm atchskually

[quiet abyss]

its more like a dodge tbh

or i frames

[marsh cargo]

no it is a parry

[quiet abyss]

no?

[marsh cargo]

you block all the damage

[cunning bronze]

The parry is from Sunbreak

[marsh cargo]

and deal damage back

[cunning bronze]

There's just the counter there

Here

[quiet abyss]

its basically more like a dodge

that does damage

[sour rivet]

parrying would imply using the weapon itself to deflect the attack

[quiet abyss]

you dont block it at all

[sour rivet]

either way

he is right about the counter attacks being most of longswords damage

[quiet abyss]

yeah, foresight and the sheathed attacks, right? or am i missing some

[sour rivet]

although i guess you can get away with spamming RT/R2 but thats lame

[quiet abyss]

RT

as if

i have to press R, or shift

or some other key

no controller

[sour rivet]

KEYBIOARD?!

[quiet abyss]

YES

THATS WHY IM NOT THAT GOOD

AND IM STILL FIGURING SHIT OUT

[marsh cargo]

to give him credit i also played it on kb

https://youtu.be/oZRyv_Ozsio?si=8HP1fiFO7mYbCbW3
anyways
video

[quiet abyss]

sparter, am i just not good at mh on m&k? or did you also have a learning curve

(inb4 its just me)

[copper vapor]

I got sick just looking at the keyboard+mouse control scheme on world

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

tbh it is cancer

[quiet abyss]

its funny because i never did look at controls

[marsh cargo]

but i dont own a controller

[quiet abyss]

i just fumbled until shit worked

and now im starting to get it

im getting hit less, im counterattacking more

foresight slash is my go to for avoiding damage usually

[copper vapor]

at some point my controller stopped working so I was 'exploring my options'

which was monster hunter world, nioh 2 and........... forgot the other one

[marsh cargo]

[pliant chasm]

another one lost to ls

[sour rivet]

nightreign?

[copper vapor]

nioh 2 also had very weird control schemes

[copper vapor]

maybe?

idr

[left mantle]

LS truly is abusing super armor counters

[marsh cargo]

i played dark souls on kb it was fine

[pliant chasm]

ds1 on kb was retarded dogshit

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/owL2rjOe9qQ?si=4nHO1oW1GZV0ydmy

[pliant chasm]

try using a bow

[marsh cargo]

thats the fun part
you dont

[pliant chasm]

i love generating energy from moving my mouse 0.1cm and spinning 300 times

[cunning bronze]

LS is really powerful in wilds

[marsh cargo]

its comical anime bullshit

[left mantle]

LS could even counter god.

[marsh cargo]

but thats the point

[cunning bronze]

Yeah, of course

[pure compass]

boog glaive

[cunning bronze]

Though greatsword takes the cake

With the offsets it's insane

Glaive also has offsets

[left mantle]

LS is Vergil
IG is dante after pizza

[cunning bronze]

But are much harder to do

[marsh cargo]

if unga why bunga

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1493063268607066214/VID_20250928_154257.mp4?ex=69dd9b07&is=69dc4987&hm=c7a104ea97f97a2fdbf8828d4ba9f191e4b06209e66d5b89e5186ef5e29e15b8&

[pliant chasm]

hammer also fun with offsets

[left mantle]

When I said I was a danger on the ice, this isn't what I meant

[pliant chasm]

and it's on the second charge my fav

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/KonsolumX/status/2043355041302540728

Konsolum X 🎮 (@KonsolumX)

Çin’den aldığım kulaklık Hürmüz Boğazı’ndan geçerken

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 3:46 PM

right the tl

[marsh cargo]

i do be one of those

[sour rivet]

ermmm
poltiks?

[marsh cargo]

its not politics

[left mantle]

[sour rivet]

i said poltiks

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

wtf

[pliant chasm]

it's funnier after watching the entire vid looking for the joke

[blazing maple]

swag a

[sour rivet]

AAAA A TALKING COW

[blazing maple]

I love

https://x.com/SoyUnApioh/status/2043469307146043646

S o y U n A p i o h 🌱🌸 (@SoyUnApioh)

🫵✨💕🌈⭐️
#leagueoflegends #fanart

X · Apr 12, 2026, 11:20 PM

[oblique belfry]

girly pops

[dreamy moth]

i need to nuke my target

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/PT_CROW/status/2043416528666952134

팬텀크로/fevercell (@PT_CROW)

#Jarvana

QRT: Min_tramcam
https://t.co/EU5OIQaYVN

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 7:50 PM

[oblique belfry]

1 deity
1 spirit
1 chameleon
1 yordle
1 satan

[sour rivet]

no brar

[copper vapor]

is lulu the satan

[sour rivet]

😔

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[copper vapor]

she is the satan

[oblique belfry]

no its seraphine

[copper vapor]

lulu is the satan

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Daily_SWGames/status/2043418731015979440

Daily Star Wars Games (@Daily_SWGames)

Star Wars Zero Company's Runa Blask will be played by comedian Vic Michaelis!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 7:59 PM

no fucking way

They got Vicular manslaughter in their game

[copper vapor]

I got so many "who"s I might get called an owl

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/vic-michaelis-very-important-people-vicmichaelis-veryimportantpeople-silly-gif-5007772186278261952

[sour rivet]

finished mandalore vid

what the fuck is that gif

[copper vapor]

that vid might singlehandedly convince me to buy ss remake

[blazing maple]

Vic hanging out with one of her interviewees

[sour rivet]

i dont know who vic is :(

[copper vapor]

although it was lame to see the final part of the game wasn't like the original

[green granite]

Almost thought this is terraria

[copper vapor]

also birb

since you watched the video

do you think this looks like david duchovny

[sour rivet]

i dont know who that is

[green granite]

Soprano

[copper vapor]

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

[sour rivet]

boomer

no wait

millennial

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-heavy-spy-heavy-is-dead-heavy-is-ded-gif-16705157

[green granite]

Tbh

Idk what you guys are talking about

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Herheim731/status/2043367409676083566?s=20

Herheim@Commissions open!/リクエスト大歓迎 (@Herheim731)

#ELDENRING #エルデンリング

X · Apr 12, 2026, 4:35 PM

[uneven sapphire]

Sam look at this cool cow person

did i send it?

[copper vapor]

dunno if it was you but someone sent that last night

I even commented on how she butchered the shakira song

[uneven sapphire]

[blazing maple]

first time I'm seeing this

intrigued

[sour rivet]

this emote confuses me

it looks like the back of their head is being pulled

kinda like what sandy did to patrick

[sour rivet]

why are you choking me

[uneven sapphire]

why not

Because it Brokee 🤌

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/Back2Batk/status/2038724948420653458

💗 Lunie 💗 (@Back2Batk)

https://t.co/wv5tPXN4gO

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Mar 30, 2026, 9:08 PM

[oblique belfry]

"gtfo from my house bich"

hm ?

oh

[timber oxide]

"Fraud hotfix - Fraud was removed"

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

"Fraud was a fraud"

[timber oxide]

It kinda is

[oblique belfry]

they didnt ?

[sour rivet]

skissue

[oblique belfry]

damn many weapon changes

[oblique belfry]

this wasn't the case ?

[timber oxide]

Guttertank fires rockets?

[oblique belfry]

i thought it always led to red explosions

[oblique belfry]

i think so

[timber oxide]

Huh

[sour rivet]

yes

[oblique belfry]

and these are the enemy changes

[uneven sapphire]

Pyrson

[sour rivet]

how
did you not know this?

[oblique belfry]

i keep confusing the 2

red one was the guttertank yes ?

[sour rivet]

yes

[timber oxide]

What is it

[oblique belfry]

then yes

they shoot rockets

[timber oxide]

Never noticed

[uneven sapphire]

i got the t58 :)

[oblique belfry]

they usually punch you when you are close

sometimes use rockets when you are far

[timber oxide]

They usually die when in the same room as me

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

guys i just killed a doshaguma because its a prerequisite for the arkveld longsword

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

it was a high rank one

i need low rank first

fuck

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Ok but why

[oblique belfry]

props to reset the style rank or smth

idk

[timber oxide]

Like I get it but at the same time

Is it necessary?

[oblique belfry]

mirror reaper got many changes

cyber grind changes

[green granite]

I thought this is Calamity for a second

[oblique belfry]

nay

[sour rivet]

ah yes

calamity mod

with steam patch notes

[quiet abyss]

magnus the yellow lookin ass cat

[timber oxide]

At what wave do you need to be for a mirror reaper to spawn

[sour rivet]

high 40's

[oblique belfry]

i think above 40

since iirc thats where the "uncommon" enemies spawn

[timber oxide]

Well then

Thanks Doge

[oblique belfry]

not this bullshit again

"herobrine removed" ahh

man i just remembered the old minecraft client

with dirt/cobble background

domain expansion

[timber oxide]

I finished the rabbit

[uneven sapphire]

rabbit

[timber oxide]

Rabbit

[uneven sapphire]

tibbar

[oblique belfry]

technically after getting the dual wield you can use it till the end if you are fast enough

[zealous depot]

[halcyon fossil]

the rocket riding changes are for me specifically

maybe top 100 2-1 soon

[uneven sapphire]

the bonker

[oblique belfry]

gonna try the descent with a much better loadout

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/WysteriaGrove/status/2043385958272291046?s=20 twink king gets clanked on the head by chinese chef

🪻wysteria #TESTACULT🪻 (@WysteriaGrove)

that’s such a good sound effect holy shit

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 5:49 PM

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma985-jerma-eats-bird-jerma-bird-bird-on-my-head-jerma-birdhouse-gif-22290775

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

dont worry

theres actually a portal in my mouth

the creature is right behind you

[marsh cargo]

YOUUUU

[oblique belfry]

aw hell no

[marsh cargo]

i got arc raiders

[left mantle]

Warframe is calling me, like a siren song. That's the 4th resource booster this week...

[sour rivet]

OH FUCK THE OPERATION

I FORGORT

AMONG US?

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oBsguw3dAQ The angels are singing.

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DragonmawOrc/status/2042527558236016887

Saratan Drakehorn 🇦🇺 #1 Dragonmaw (@DragonmawOrc)

My brother made Highland Minotaurs for his D&D campaign after seeing my Tauren.

Now his players have a crush on them.

What have I done.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 10, 2026, 8:58 AM

[quiet abyss]

i think imma just go kill rathalos for his armor

because rathians armor is lowkey ugly

too green

(its a green dragon)

[marsh cargo]

you can change the colors

[quiet abyss]

more effort than worth

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

also i dont like how fucking dumb the helmets look

sure its a real helmet design

doesnt change how dumb they look

zero drip

g rathalos still holds my opinion as best looking armor so far

it just looks good

also i like its perks

[sour rivet]

can they switch outfits

why doesnt the lady get a big sword

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo is rathalos much different than g rathalos?

[marsh cargo]

he explodes less

[quiet abyss]

oh goodie

[marsh cargo]

but the moveset is the same as it has been for 15 years

[quiet abyss]

does he still spam tail whips?

that means nothing

i havent played the last 15 years of mh games

[sour rivet]

idk it tells you enough

[quiet abyss]

ive played literally 23 hours of wilds

[marsh cargo]

if you fought one ratalos you fought all of them that what it means you dumbo

[quiet abyss]

well ive never fought one

[sour rivet]

the fuck you mean

[quiet abyss]

i fought the artificial one

[marsh cargo]

you fought the white one

[sour rivet]

thats still a rathalos

[quiet abyss]

yes yes i know

[marsh cargo]

ITS STILL A RATHALOS

[quiet abyss]

its a thing called a joke

[sour rivet]

sure pal

[marsh cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[quiet abyss]

pound sand buster

[sour rivet]

ough im pounding it

[quiet abyss]

sand in pee hole

[sour rivet]

just piss it out??

[marsh cargo]

theres a sam like joke to be made here but im out of words

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

ima play or watch something random to do something i guess

[quiet abyss]

oh great

i go after a rathalos

[left mantle]

[quiet abyss]

now i have a rathian too

fucking hell man

[marsh cargo]

ofc

thats the joke with them

[quiet abyss]

starting to wish i had dung pods if those even work

[sour rivet]

yes

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

john videogame

[oblique belfry]

hmm

i smell another e33 situation

[marsh cargo]

how

[sour rivet]

french

[oblique belfry]

because currently crimson desert is very praised after its launch

and now is getting more friction

[marsh cargo]

its not even that praised

you can litearlly ask anyone who has played it and they will tell you its a 8/10

[oblique belfry]

well rn every 1/10 post i see is about crimson desert

[marsh cargo]

because you got 3 ppl here playing it

[oblique belfry]

so either it will die in a few months or so

or be continued to be praised

if it continues to be praised for a while

we might get another goty canditate

[sour rivet]

im gonna play hi-fi rush

[oblique belfry]

similar to e33

[marsh cargo]

e33 deserved it

[oblique belfry]

because when that game launched it took a few weeks to be praised

[marsh cargo]

crimson is just 8/10

[oblique belfry]

and it just steamrolled afterwards

could be looking at a similar situation

[marsh cargo]

no it isnt

[oblique belfry]

with the positive talk it gets

[marsh cargo]

you are suffering from frequency bias

[sour rivet]

i personally dont see the appeal of crimson desert because it looks like an "everything and the kitchen sink"

[quiet abyss]

yeah the rathian just left, i didnt do shit lmao

[oblique belfry]

hence why it might be an award winning game

im 100% its not goty worthy

but even so

[sour rivet]

a jack of all trades is not a master of all

[oblique belfry]

fair point

[sour rivet]

sure it has a bunch of stuff you can do

[oblique belfry]

but hey wasn't kcd2 in the same boat ?
had many stuff in it

[sour rivet]

but how much of that is actually good/fun

[oblique belfry]

still was a canditate

[sour rivet]

not really?

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/2043358732810170739

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman)

https://t.co/VEcQXk3WKP

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 4:01 PM

[oblique belfry]

no ? damn

nvm then

[sour rivet]

you on votv

[left mantle]

Crimson is a solid 8/10

[sour rivet]

it had a consistent theme

[left mantle]

Def won't be GotY personally.

[sour rivet]

crimson desert has too much going on

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

its like its being a realistic medievel, fantasy medievel, and.... fucking tech stuff?

all at once

[left mantle]

Also based

[sour rivet]

i was scrolling through gamepass because im bored

[oblique belfry]

i still think it will be a canditate of some sort

dunno which category it would go to

[sour rivet]

actually speaking of gamepass

[oblique belfry]

but eh

[sour rivet]

oh

[oblique belfry]

yeah discord is dumb sometimes

[sour rivet]

epst

[oblique belfry]

i sometimes have to write full nicknames y'all have

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple could you recommend some interesting games on it

[oblique belfry]

just to get that popup

[left mantle]

Definitely play Hi-Fi

[oblique belfry]

for example sometimes to ping sturm i have to actually write his full nickname

[sour rivet]

i need a rhythem game to play before dead as disco

everyone should play dead as disco demo

i would like to play mirror's edge again...

but alas

ea play

[oblique belfry]

which mirror's edge sucked again ?

i remember people shitting on one of the games

[sour rivet]

people say catalyst

but i liked it

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1EzkRpelY how it feels looking at offtopic

[sour rivet]

also wondering if i should do ac rogue next after black flag or move on to unity

or another ac

[oblique belfry]

hi

[sour rivet]

hello

[oblique belfry]

bye

[fathom niche]

ive never gotten into ac, what's a good game to start with

[oblique belfry]

.....shad-

🛌

[marsh cargo]

assasins creed
armored core
ace combat

[sour rivet]

if assassin's creed

2 or black flag

[fathom niche]

bro just said ace combat three times?? does he have dementia

[oblique belfry]

then @timid hollow is your man

[marsh cargo]

[fathom niche]

mfw the sky starts speaking latin

[sour rivet]

what

[timid hollow]

There are Grey Names like you in every Generation

[marsh cargo]

ok first question do you like emulating ?

[timid hollow]

I felled every last one of them

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

:(

i miss you

[fathom niche]

i dont wanna be a FUCKING GRAY NAME man GOD DAMMIT

[timid hollow]

whats the deal

[fathom niche]

ass game gw1 was better

[sour rivet]

thems fighting words

[timid hollow]

go play ace combat 4 then 5 then 0 then 6 then x then 7 then i can maybe pull some strings to make you green

[fathom niche]

hhhhh fine

[timid hollow]

and project wingman

[fathom niche]

the rothschilds are paying me to play ace combat AGAIN ugh

[marsh cargo]

assault horizon if you can manage to get it

[timid hollow]

and all 3 armored core 6 endings

[sour rivet]

i keep forgetting this exists

i know i liked playing it on release

but

i dont remember much?

[marsh cargo]

i think we all forgot this existed

[sour rivet]

i have a vid of it on my yt channel

[timid hollow]

first one was cool

second one exists

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/7-09cZeCsUc?si=iiUG-wXZxWJN6_mp

[fathom niche]

i played rage 2 for like an hour idk. i thought it was cool

[timid hollow]

im a halfling

[sour rivet]

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCGMR572ydY&list=RDxCGMR572ydY&start_radio=1&pp=ygUUZGVzdHJveSB0aGUgaWNlIHdvcm2gBwHSBwkJ2goBhyohjO8%3D

[sour rivet]

i still gotta play this
i got it for free on release since i owned the first one

[timid hollow]

oh wait i mean the cthulu one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAqBM1c1MZI&list=RDvAqBM1c1MZI&start_radio=1&pp=ygUUZGVzdHJveSB0aGUgaWNlIHdvcm2gBwE%3D

yeah

[marsh cargo]

[timid hollow]

friend cried on ibis today

[sour rivet]

wait why is tft just a whole seperate game on gamepass

[timid hollow]

also tilted on ambushing vespers?!

[timid hollow]

dudes a pussy

[pliant chasm]

i think you get ingame rewards

since you do in league too iirc

[timid hollow]

the other friend who started the game was wondering why he doesnt damage the worm

[sour rivet]

i know maingame league on gp gives you all champions

[timid hollow]

guess who didnt listen to the briefing

im gonna have to explain all the fucking story in the end i already know it

[sour rivet]

he missed

[timid hollow]

(and im looking forward to it)

[fathom niche]

theres another superhot?? god i remember when that game was being developed still

[sour rivet]

i still never finished the 3rd ending

[timid hollow]

((that was my plan))

[pliant chasm]

i never understand people who play story games and skip shit

[sour rivet]

i hate streamers that talk over dialogue and cutscenes

[pliant chasm]

the only game where i legit started skipping dialogue was monster hunter

[timid hollow]

nah one dude is just living alone and just got cats so he gets distracted

[pliant chasm]

&

[fathom niche]

which one

[timid hollow]

the other streams in discords and gets distracted by retards

[pliant chasm]

world and above

[fathom niche]

fair tbh i wish so badly that mh world cutscenes were skippable

[oblique belfry]

fack it

[pliant chasm]

there is a mod

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1_EAtPXlg

edgerunners ost

and no its not the "cry" song

[pliant chasm]

but it's a bit fucky and can still play the audio when you skip

[fathom niche]

true but it also makes all the audio channels overlap so i dont use it

yeah'

[pliant chasm]

imo it's worth on replay

[fathom niche]

i don't replay much but if i make an alt character i might

[marsh cargo]

at least rise doesnt take 6 minutes to tell you the most basic shit imaginable

[sour rivet]

[pliant chasm]

the arcane effect of ruinning comments on songs

[oblique belfry]

i didnt look at comments

lemme check

[pliant chasm]

dawg you don't even have to check

[sour rivet]

welp i reached the end of my scrolling

[pliant chasm]

i didn't even see edgerunners yet

[timid hollow]

im having fatique again

what should i game

[marsh cargo]

its the meme song

[timid hollow]

how is div 2 endgame sparter

[pliant chasm]

i remember after arcane that shit was so bad
like even random ass songs got hit with "hits different after arcane" tards

[oblique belfry]

i mean to be fair

[marsh cargo]

solid i suppose
i been doing some of the "harder" content with cupa but we suck

[oblique belfry]

this song was specifically composed by the same guy who did cp2077 ost

for the show

[pliant chasm]

yea it can be a sad song

i get this one

but fucking giants by true dmg doesn't

[timid hollow]

also started 1v1ing my friends in ac6

[oblique belfry]

WHERE IS TRUE DMG

[timid hollow]

they tilt because i dont upload my ac set

[pliant chasm]

real

[oblique belfry]

WHERE IS IT

[pliant chasm]

giants banger

i don't like the designer brand skins slop fest

[oblique belfry]

I WANT ANOTHER SONG FROM EM

[pliant chasm]

but song was good

[oblique belfry]

KDA GETS ITS OWN SINGLES

WHY CANT TRUE DAMAGE

[timid hollow]

but also none of them have figured out how they wanna fight

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

so we will see

[pliant chasm]

kpop
more like
kpoop

[timid hollow]

how far they can fly

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoWxv2yZXLQ

[pliant chasm]

[oblique belfry]

anyways this one slaps at least

and no its cuz of evelynn

-# maybe

-# idk

[timid hollow]

BUT NO FR AC 6 SLAPS SO HARD THINKING ABOUT IT

[pliant chasm]

i just can't take kpop women trying to act cool and hard seriously

[timid hollow]

REPLAYING IT IS MHMMMMM

[pliant chasm]

that shit so goofy

[marsh cargo]

defend the mining ship

[oblique belfry]

i dont feel like this one is kpop

cuz y'Know

eve is the only "english" one in the group

[timid hollow]

run 2 now

[pliant chasm]

the first kda song was the only good one

[sour rivet]

kda bad because i see more art of those skins than the actual default skins

[timid hollow]

one friend is close to choosing an ending

[pliant chasm]

after that they saw an endless money bag

[timid hollow]

i wonder which heartbreak he takes first

[pliant chasm]

so fucking true

[timid hollow]

he sounds like an ayre simp tho so eh

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOxkGD8qRB4

[pliant chasm]

last time i saw normal akali feels like 50 years ago

and i hate akali

[oblique belfry]

657mil views

wtf 🥀

[sour rivet]

also evelyn gets a huge downgrade

where is the spider lady

[timid hollow]

dude just randomly asked me do we like walter, is walter cool

[pliant chasm]

that's elise man

[timid hollow]

i wanted to stab him

[pliant chasm]

evelyn is the succbus

[oblique belfry]

elise found burried under "underplayed" group

[pliant chasm]

isn't elise still popular

[oblique belfry]

sometimes

[sour rivet]

didnt she have spider legs too?

[pliant chasm]

ik she is in high elo

[oblique belfry]

still has lower pick rate compared to the rest tho

[pliant chasm]

no

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-from-software-armored-core-vi-fires-of-rubicon-rubicon-lock-in-gif-15677184663115444449

[pliant chasm]

she just shapeshifts

[sour rivet]

i may have gaslit myself and mixed the two characters together

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/evelynn-evelynn-lol

[pliant chasm]

well it's a demon that shifts to whatever it wants to seduce and kill

[oblique belfry]

she has tails

[sour rivet]

i take back what i said then

forgive my IDOICY

[pliant chasm]

elise doesn't seduce iirc

or in old lore she did

[oblique belfry]

i meeaaannn

[pliant chasm]

idk anymore

[sour rivet]

idk man

[pliant chasm]

fuck ts

[sour rivet]

spdier

[timid hollow]

she is just a black rose bitch aint she

[oblique belfry]

she still technically lures people in

cuz y'know

muh black rose

[pliant chasm]

she fed the big 3v3 spider

and made it dance

[sour rivet]

is that the same witchcraft from the show

[oblique belfry]

yuh

[sour rivet]

i still dont understand that plotline

[pliant chasm]

yea leblanc is the leader or one of

[timid hollow]

okay

okay no wait i have no clue about them

[oblique belfry]

tl;dr : 1 shadow lady rules the entire runeterra secretly with its clones just to cope saying "its to stop mordekaiser, an evil ruler"

[pliant chasm]

basically leblanc le everywhere

[timid hollow]

i just learned about mels dad recently and he had something to do ith them

they evil

and wizards

[sour rivet]

bro crackin his knuckles only to realize

[pliant chasm]

inv4 they make leblanc another jailer

[oblique belfry]

imma check the kda singles

see which one is the most listened to

[timid hollow]

ah

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Beached_Thang/status/2042794659659776057?s=20

Dirt-pai (@Beached_Thang)

Higgs Moggaghan : )

X · Apr 11, 2026, 2:39 AM

[timid hollow]

lol gear solid

[pliant chasm]

pop stars not even close

[timid hollow]

we have the patriots again

kojima you fool you did it again

[oblique belfry]

im talkin singles

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/ASAHIMAN2010/status/2043355818381435270
SIMI

ASAHI UEDA🇯🇵植田朝日 (@ASAHIMAN2010)

🇯🇵🇲🇽
――――――――――
｜メキシコのドクターシミくん｜
――――――――――

メキシコに行ったら――
アホみたいに見かける、ドクターシミくん🤣

こいつは――
メキシコの“ゆるキャラ”なのか⁉️

勝手なイメージだけど、
薬屋か何かのキャラで
街角で踊ってる感じなんだよね。

オレ、こないだモンテレイで一緒に踊ったもん。🤣

そんなシミが――
日本にやって来てるってことで、
会いに行って来たぜ‼️…

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 3:49 PM

[oblique belfry]

evelyn / kaisa / akali / ahri all got their own songs

[pliant chasm]

isn't that a single

[oblique belfry]

no

[timid hollow]

you know what a single is?

[oblique belfry]

pop stars is band

[timid hollow]

@sour rivet

[pliant chasm]

dawg

[timid hollow]

thats a single

[pliant chasm]

do you know what a single is

[oblique belfry]

no

[sour rivet]

brother we are all single

[timid hollow]

meh had a situationship

[sour rivet]

also bitchass took the joke i was gonna make

prick

die

[timid hollow]

but then i realized i dont like humans

[oblique belfry]

then single single

[pliant chasm]

you probably mean solo

[oblique belfry]

oh

[sour rivet]

i am attracted to a purple spider lady

[oblique belfry]

ye solo

why the fuck

did i not think of the word solo

[pliant chasm]

retard

[oblique belfry]

actual retard

mb fam

anyways

they all got solos

and turns out Villain (eve) is the most listened

[pliant chasm]

commit defenestration

[oblique belfry]

with 118m

2nd comes to The Baddest (kai'sa) with 78 mil

akali and ahri got 20-25m

[pliant chasm]

what character would you delete if you can

[oblique belfry]

to be fair Villain bass does hit hard tho

[pliant chasm]

like it never happened not just deleted

[oblique belfry]

in the game or kda

[pliant chasm]

whole game

[oblique belfry]

mmmm

[pliant chasm]

mine would be kai sa

[oblique belfry]

either heimer or one of the newer champs

[pliant chasm]

she was the beninging

[oblique belfry]

heimer is just super awful to play against with most of the champs

so goddamn annoying

[pliant chasm]

heimer is mostly just ingame

i don't mind him that much

[oblique belfry]

laning phase is super awful with him

[pliant chasm]

i hate everything about kaisa

[oblique belfry]

kai'sa is the katarina of botlane

she can build whatever the fuck

and still out damage you somehow

[pliant chasm]

it's not even about that

i just hate her character her playstyle and the trend she set

and she's an adc

[oblique belfry]

ye

she has a lot in her kit

thats why she is most played due to her survivability

[pliant chasm]

imagine hyping a void champion and it's that

[oblique belfry]

poke / invis / as gain / shield-dash / high damage / hp% damage

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-20380596

total adc death

i fucking hate botlane

[oblique belfry]

speaking of

what the fuck happened to the whole bel'veth hype

[pliant chasm]

void season

[oblique belfry]

"oh no look, a world ending threat and oooo look she has connections to vel'koz and malzahar look at our cool teasers wuuuuuuuu"

afterwards they just released bel'veth then star guardian event

WHERE NOTHING RELATED TO VOID EVER HAPPENED

[pliant chasm]

also massive clues that she was supposed to be a summoner mage

[oblique belfry]

that year was so goddamn awful

[pliant chasm]

and whatever the fuck we got

hyper tarded master yi

first time i was lowk hyped for a mage

[sour rivet]

sam didnt reply to my question 😔
i must explode (by playing hi fi rush)

[oblique belfry]

now look at your options

autistic bunny mage
twink art boy

[pliant chasm]

i hate hwei so much

[oblique belfry]

apparently the new champ has also been leaked similar to shyvana rework

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/ToonHive/status/2043532715585118509?s=20

ToonHive (@ToonHive)

‘Smiling Friends’ is over. (2022-2026) 💔

X · Apr 13, 2026, 3:32 AM

[pliant chasm]

im 1000% sure he was some retarded self insert

i just can't prove it

[oblique belfry]

its dude in a cloak throwing nails

with hammer

[pliant chasm]

was necrit right

the cloak part make it seem so

the one dude from that one garen comic

[oblique belfry]

yeah i mean it made sense tbh

[sour rivet]

should i turn on streamer mode for hi-fi rush

[oblique belfry]

NOBODY is that eye catching on purpose

like bro

inside a pub too 🥀

[pliant chasm]

edgier vayne

[oblique belfry]

nevermind what the fuck

[pliant chasm]

i would kms if that was the case ngl

[oblique belfry]

NANAMI IN LEAGUE

[pliant chasm]

🥀

nvm

[slim magnet]

that's the throwing knives dude from dbd

the korean guy with the bat

[pliant chasm]

is that a guitar case on his back

[left mantle]

When you want to design a champ where everything looks like a nail, but then you watched too much k-pop

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nanami-jujutsu-kaisen-2

ITS ACTUALLY NANAMI

ye the skillshot is throwing a big nail

[pliant chasm]

is this that one dude dancing on a beach

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nanami-kento-jujutsu-kaisen-5

[pliant chasm]

yea that

[pliant chasm]

ik this is leaked and probably wip

[oblique belfry]

some kind of aura that deals damage to him ?

[pliant chasm]

but it looks so ass

[oblique belfry]

everyone was made that zaahen was "blue"

forgetting the fact that its 1. phone recording a monitor and 2. WIP

[pliant chasm]

i hate both zaheens ngl

hipsters wanting the blue back after the reveal

classic

[oblique belfry]

some kind of thing you collect in the ground

similar to bard chimes

[pliant chasm]

old sion looking ass

who tf is that

[oblique belfry]

wait a minute.

in 2 days pbe will get the new season patch..

maybe they will show off this character there as well

[little depot]

Noctua

Noctua

Noctua

[sour rivet]

thanks bro

[slim magnet]

que te pasa policarpo

[oblique belfry]

O H

[little depot]

Que estas policarpo

[raven swan]

@celest plank how you find music that fits kino

[raven swan]

it won't be so impressive after i cast the tungsten ball spell

[quiet abyss]

one step closer to the rathalos long sword and set

but i need a ruby

rarest drop

[pliant chasm]

es hora de mimir

[quiet abyss]

i dont want to get the rare drop

[pliant chasm]

desire sensor

[quiet abyss]

its probably gonna take ages

[quiet abyss]

wut

[pliant chasm]

you will understand in due time

[quiet abyss]

gatekeeping

smh

[pliant chasm]

just find quests that guarantee a gem

[little depot]

Desire censor

[quiet abyss]

are all quest rewards guaranteed?

or is there a way to tell if they are

he died

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/tesla-and-einstein-luma-ai-gif-14475294631445060178

[pliant chasm]

wym

the only guaranteed ones are in field search

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/angelodotsui/status/2043343390373257564

Angelo (@angelodotsui)

what can be possible worse than 1 groudon?

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 3:00 PM

[left mantle]

Bro said "where you runnin to" and pulled up the crew

[oblique belfry]

would this technically work on rockets

[raven swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-o_bMkzOW0 got jumpscare by ancient reol song

[raven swan]

that first picture goes incredibly hard

[marsh cargo]

cozy

[cunning bronze]

Yeah. That picture is at 1080p, FSR 4 Native, all Cinematic, ray tracing and ray regeneration

Wish i had a 2k monitor rn