╟❓general-offtopic

[rocky turtle]

4 beam shot in 1 action

[oblique belfry]

retardation

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

they finaly made a sexy rifle in Starfield

[real aspen]

i dun like it

[copper vapor]

look inside
AR-15

[real aspen]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-please-speed-i-need-this-tired-blow-gif-15401023925154467112

[rocky turtle]

lowcost marine from menace

[timber oxide]

Originally it was something that I like to call "extraction survival" cause instead of playing on an open world map, you went on a missions with limited time which you could spend on the surface, and you had to extract from the map once your mission was done before the timer ran out, otherwise your character would be gone
Now it has an open world option where you can still do most missions on but with no time limit

[upbeat verge]

average risk of rain 2 level

[oblique belfry]

do the mobs have a count

[timber oxide]

You have to take care of your hunger, thirst and oxygen while also avoiding getting eaten by wildlife or turned into goop by deadly weather

[oblique belfry]

or do they just spawn infinitely

[sour rivet]

[rocky turtle]

nah mobs only spawn on one story mission

[timber oxide]

There appears to be a storyline of sorts but I didn't get too deep into it

[sour rivet]

what do the dlc offer

[rocky turtle]

and i FUCKING HATE THAT MISSION

[oblique belfry]

can i camp the 1 doorway with rockets until they run out

because i have no ammo left

[timber oxide]

The most important ones are the 3 that add new maps, which also give you more missions to do

[oblique belfry]

i took one of the swords 1 morph had

and stabbing people with it

[tiny notch]

the 1 i can get it is a 4 hour max a week contract

[rocky turtle]

u can try

[timber oxide]

The new maps are more difficult to survive on

[sour rivet]

was this the game where the devs said you can pirate the dlc if you want

or was that another game

[timber oxide]

I dunno

[sour rivet]

darn

why dont you know man
shiiiit

[timber oxide]

Because I only play it for like

3 weeks?

My friend got me into it when the sale was on and now I play it alone

[copper vapor]

I'm thinking abou getting it too

offtopic icarus smp when

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/emiry_junkiie/status/2043048364543983970

emilia_junkie 🤷🏻‍♀️👋🏻 (@emiry_junkiie)

Dr Simi llegó a Tokio

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 11, 2026, 7:27 PM

[timber oxide]

The fun thing about Icarus MP is that we can just jump in into other player's games whenever we want to

[sour rivet]

invasion

[timber oxide]

iirc not so long before I started playing there was a system in game which only allowed your character to be on one map at a time

You could still have multiple saves

But if you wanted to switch

You had to extract first

And drop back onto another save

There is a remnant of this system in game still

You can still extract from your map and drop back onto it later

Probably the only fast travel in the game btw

[oblique belfry]

are you serious

[timber oxide]

Because you can extract from one biome and drop in into another

[rocky turtle]

is it debuff from pact?

[oblique belfry]

no

it just popped up

[copper vapor]

what is this lol

[oblique belfry]

i guess i was wasting too much time

[rocky turtle]

oh its probably from sultan pact

[oblique belfry]

nvm

it went away

was not perm

[rocky turtle]

its sultan pact probably

they can use them too dont forget

[oblique belfry]

okay i dont wanna use pacts but i guess i have to in this case

[tiny notch]

theres actually no jobs near me

😭

part time
retail food service
5km
2 jobs

[flat violet]

https://youtu.be/e-KAA6b2qWQ

Peak is back on the menu

[copper vapor]

oh god

[proven tundra]

We have railways

[copper vapor]

crowbcat posting another bad take on RE4 Remake?

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

remeber the first one?

[flat violet]

I wanted to ping you

[copper vapor]

he posted "soul vs soulless"

got huge backlash

[flat violet]

Yes

[flat violet]

bad

The whole video can be TL;DW to "a lot of stuff was removed" and he would still be correct and right

You can't make a remake that have less stuff than the OG

[copper vapor]

good thing I worded it as a question

because his first video on re4 was a HUGE miss

so huge he had to change the video title

[copper vapor]

then why isn't this video about RE3

[oblique belfry]

floor 4

please man

let this end already

[flat violet]

Next video, surely

[flat violet]

Nah he's correct

[flat violet]

Again^

The new video is basically this (and other stuff, obviously)

And he's totally correct

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

brotha

they are endless there

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ODQ1hSpOvw

[copper vapor]

this is good

because the previous video was so bad

[oblique belfry]

2 SULTANS

[copper vapor]

peak mentioned

[rocky turtle]

in one story mission u need to kill 11 quasi barons when u merc have an amputation

[left mantle]

I will always mention peak when it comes to railroads

[oblique belfry]

excuse me ?

[timber oxide]

I don't remember approving the railway budget...

[oblique belfry]

why doesnt this piece of shit laser dont work

[rocky turtle]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

lesson learned

[rocky turtle]

they have immunity to rad damage

[oblique belfry]

no rockets on a guy next to you

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

The president is in charge of infrastructure projects

[oblique belfry]

I HAVE NOTHING TO FIGHT WITH

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple ough

i dont normally like getting games on release
but GODDAMN AM I BUYING THIS DAY 1

[timber oxide]

And they didn't ask me for money?

[rocky turtle]

find a portal and run away

[proven tundra]

It doesn't take money, industrial points + metal

[flat violet]

I'll have to check if I can find that video again since he clearly took the pussy way and removed it from his channel but soul vs soulless or whatever the title was isn't really wrong either

Edit: I am wrong

https://youtu.be/83BhJAZrXrc

[oblique belfry]

i have to mow down whatevers down there

[rocky turtle]

also what that pact do never saw it 👀

[oblique belfry]

2 SULTANS

[rocky turtle]

oh its same thing u got hitted with

[oblique belfry]

last rockets

[copper vapor]

he didn't remove the video, he only changed the title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83BhJAZrXrc

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

and he changed it back now

[flat violet]

Peep the edit

[oblique belfry]

at least thank fuck direct hit from rockets 1 shot em

cept for sultan

[rocky turtle]

yeah cattaram bramfatura is ez sultan tho doing all the heavy lifting

[oblique belfry]

fak of mane

what do i do about the shield

[flat violet]

I mean again if what he says is basically what I TL;DW, he's still correct

[copper vapor]

I refuse

but either way

I'll watch it later

[rocky turtle]

either try to damage it so it breaks or run the fuck away till its wears off

damn they got shield pacts too now damn

[flat violet]

No I meant

MY edit

Ahahahaha

I've edited my message, I thought he removed the video because of the backlash

[copper vapor]

I know

and I still refuse

[flat violet]

Refuse what

[copper vapor]

scrolling up in the great 2026

[flat violet]

Aaah okay

[copper vapor]

[flat violet]

Arguing with old man in big 2026, got me again

[oblique belfry]

HE MISSED DIRECT HIT

WITH 95%

i cant

how

[rocky turtle]

xcom

[flat violet]

What are you playing now

[copper vapor]

to me RE9 does worse bullshit than the RE4 Remake does but ey

[oblique belfry]

quasimorph

[copper vapor]

quasimorph

[rocky turtle]

quasimorph

[flat violet]

quasimorph

[copper vapor]

muasiqorph

[flat violet]

[rocky turtle]

she quasi my morph till i ecolapse

[copper vapor]

I think you're probably not gonna wanna read this but
||Leon parries Mr. X and kills HUNK||

[rocky turtle]

its got a banger soundtrack https://youtu.be/rFCOaw2zOc4?list=RDrFCOaw2zOc4

[proven tundra]

@timber oxide

I leave this up to you

[timber oxide]

Who is that bald fuck

Who doesn't like it

[proven tundra]

some asshole

[timber oxide]

I think that option C would be the best

Like, everyone's happy

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Stats go up

I don't understand the stats

But they are all positive

So it has to be good

[timber oxide]

Yeah let's go with C

[proven tundra]

our nation's profiles

[sick trail]

Oh, crowbcat

Bleak

[copper vapor]

[latent hazel]

indicator something deeply wrong occurred

[sick trail]

Soul vs Soulless ass poster

'Least he actually plays the games

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

I'll remember his good videos fondly

(evolve, b4b and cyberpunk)

[sick trail]

B4B video is debatable
Correct mostly but "FORMER L4D DEVS" and it's 5 names like they're the ones to have designed the systems and behaviors of the infected

[timber oxide]

Did someone say ass

[sick trail]

(I'll never touch B4B personally because why would I ever try that perk card nonsense)

[sick trail]

Hello, artist, go draw ass

[copper vapor]

I bought it on a huge sale like 90% off and it's pretty fun

[timber oxide]

Hell yeah

[copper vapor]

perk card system is weird but somehow it just works

didn't feel convoluted, either

[proven tundra]

4m tall cats

fml

at least they're squishy

[sick trail]

Cheetah
Tiger sprite
Alright man

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry how is cattaram bizzare adventure going ?

[oblique belfry]

trying to workaround

trying to minimize

[timber oxide]

Brother that is not a cheetah please kill it immediately

[proven tundra]

the rebels were holding them back

but now we're touching

[timber oxide]

Touching?

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-jamss-doaxes-staring-when-you-know-gif-10152841660313287334

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

gg

[marsh cargo]

dr. simi
its a chain of mex cheap pharmacies

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2043227664484634974

Vladislav Zharkov 👾 (@_vladislavzh)

It's worse.

I'm a sound designer, and I work with stock sound effects libraries constantly. I hear "CS gunshots", the "Doom door", "Half-Life 2 physics", that "ship metal creak", and other iconic sounds everywhere, and can often pinpoint the libraries they come from.

QRT: void__ocean
you guys ever play a game so much you start recognizing the sound effects from it in other things

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 7:20 AM

[oblique belfry]

ok i now know how the pact works tho

[rocky turtle]

if only u got some electric gun with batteries damn u got lots of batteries

[oblique belfry]

i can use the pact

then use my 12 bullet 7.97

to shred one group

[rocky turtle]

which one u absorbed?

[oblique belfry]

questline pact

[rocky turtle]

oh that one

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

the funny thing is

as long as there are no ranged enemies

i can melee them all

[left mantle]

The tf2 heavy minigun in breaking bad

[copper vapor]

I used to hear doom game sounds in almost every game, even stuff that isn't fps

[oblique belfry]

wait a minute

[timber oxide]

The Far Cry assault rifle sound

[oblique belfry]

@rocky turtle if i break this gal's pact will i be softlocked out of her questline

[rocky turtle]

ugh i dont remember

i think no

[oblique belfry]

then we ball

[sick trail]

It's always funny to be working on a watch, and then be distracted by a HL1 interact noise coming from the TV of something

[dreamy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sneaky-sneaky-cat-cat-jumping-cute-gif-6246383672309895472

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

mane

i need to eat smth

ill think about it after break

[timber oxide]

eat ass

[copper vapor]

I fuckin heard the Nod advisor from C&C3 in a US Marines recruitment video a couple years back

not the same thing I know but

recognizing that voice was funny

[rocky turtle]

doing food break ups is important

[sick trail]

Probably the most willing attention a recruitment video got out of an average citizen

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

we getting some magical tech in emissary 3

[copper vapor]

uh oh RDR2

[marsh cargo]

ever since far cry 3 added legendary animals every open world slop has it

[flat violet]

I know already

The second thing I knew

Not the first one

Not that I really care that much

Like I mean imagine playing RE for the plot

[copper vapor]

it used to be for the plot

until we had boulder-punching Chris and Neo-Wesker

[marsh cargo]

oooh its this bullshit ass video

[flat violet]

He posted a new one like one hour ago

And he's still factually correct

[copper vapor]

guh CD crashed again

[marsh cargo]

mf only farms hate of video games for cheap views

[timber oxide]

Game so good it makes sure you take regular breaks

[flat violet]

Side topic: who's up watching their Invincible, I'm watching the first episode of the new season, is it me or the drawing quality is very low?

[copper vapor]

game so good it has memory leak

[sick trail]

?

[oblique belfry]

not the animation bad cope again 🥀

[flat violet]

Never played a RE for the plot but for the gameplay

[sick trail]

It's fun to play for the goofy plot

[copper vapor]

well at least the hate used to be justified

[timber oxide]

But...

[copper vapor]

like the video on cyberpunk

[flat violet]

Bro last season was ass, this season is even more ass

[marsh cargo]

not it is
its all cherry picking

[flat violet]

What's up

[oblique belfry]

just dont watch it if you dont like the animation then

[sick trail]

It's the characters that pull me in, not the gameplay
Gameplay is secondary

[flat violet]

[copper vapor]

true but with cyberpunk there were a LOT of cherries to pick

[sick trail]

Otherwise I wouldn't be suffering RE5 rn

[flat violet]

I'm just asking for confirmation

[timber oxide]

If I played RE games purely for the gameplay I would just play other games

[oblique belfry]

i've seen people compare mappa to skybound which is retarded

[marsh cargo]

on release 77 was actual comedy dont let ppl forget that

[flat violet]

I don't play RE4 for the plot but for the gameplay (and the goofiness, and the characters), see what I mean?

[quiet abyss]

Its better than it was before, and the fights look better than the average season 2-3 ones

If this helps

[sick trail]

[timber oxide]

Gameplay so good I need to headshot a dude 6-7 times for them to die

[flat violet]

We'll see, first episode isn't really that great for now

[quiet abyss]

I mean if theyd stop hiring ONLY célèbre it would be better

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/GTAVI_Countdown/status/2036123612231381403

Crowbcat asss post

GTA 6 Countdown ⏳ (@GTAVI_Countdown)

In Red Dead Redemption 2 (2018): railroad workers are actually working and they nail the track into the ground before moving onto the next nail until they finish.

In Crimson Desert (2026): NPCs endlessly hit the same rocks without a purpose while clipping through them.

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 23, 2026, 4:51 PM

[quiet abyss]

Celebre????

Celebrity

[uneven sapphire]

VICTORY

[copper vapor]

gameplay so good I can't sidestrafe

[uneven sapphire]

[rocky turtle]

did u listen to ost i sent?

[flat violet]

Yeah this argument is stupid and not what Crowbcat shows in the new video

[sick trail]

Crowbcat is a net negative on videogame discourse

[flat violet]

Will do it later™

[copper vapor]

his fanbase is

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

that is literally 90% of what hes videos is

[timber oxide]

Not really saying that RE games have bad gameplay but it does get annoying after a while

[uneven sapphire]

@thick plover NO MORE ORBMAN

[sick trail]

Honestly
RockSolid is a by-product of Crowbcat
There, I said it

[flat violet]

I just watched the new video and it's not true
Cyberpunk video was a literal "devs promised this and they didn't deliver"
How is it even comparable

[marsh cargo]

mf is the cinemasins of video games

[oblique belfry]

its the scene

again

[copper vapor]

what even is that

[sick trail]

Supreme tourist from Norway

[copper vapor]

CinemaSins is parody, which most people miss

like zero punctuation/yahtzee

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

at somepoint the mask became the face

[copper vapor]

actually is it parody or satire in this context

satire I think

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

I think it's more how the fanbase ended up taking the satire as serious critiques

[quiet abyss]

Cinemasins being treated as serious is still funny

[marsh cargo]

well yes
viewers are all restarded

[copper vapor]

remember, the "PC Master Race" bullshit that people SOMEHOW TO THIS DAY still use as a serious thing to talk down on consoles started as a zero punctuation joke

[quiet abyss]

true!

Sparter how did you feel about the pickaxe for ogryn last time you played?

And which mark was your favorite

[marsh cargo]

i have a lvl 5 ogryn

[quiet abyss]

Loser

He doesnt know

[marsh cargo]

i dont like perpective change characters

[frank hearth]

@thick plover @zealous depot https://fixvx.com/ChichiAi/status/2043381130079215777

Chi-Chi (@ChichiAi)

This is what too much deadlock does to a person

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 5:30 PM

[quiet abyss]

How does this guy play vt2

[marsh cargo]

because only 1 of them is a different perspective

[quiet abyss]

Dwarf being short as fuck, kruber and saltz being taller

Kerillian being a smidgeon shorter than those 2

Sienna too

I noticed krubah is taller when i was playing elf and wizard

So nuh uh

[marsh cargo]

they are all on the
human sized perspective range

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

so its the same

[quiet abyss]

Surely

[copper vapor]

bogdan up to the second he loses a trade in lane

[quiet abyss]

Darktide has only one ogryn class

So this is also true

[marsh cargo]

yes

but hes taller

than all the other ones

[quiet abyss]

And how is that problem

Easier to hit heads

Youre at head height for ogryns, making it easier to single them out

[frank hearth]

yeah you are also an easy as fuck to hit target aswell

[quiet abyss]

You get damage res when dodging

Also its a fucking hive city

Loads of walls

Hide behind one

[sour rivet]

i dont remember a single time where hiding behind a wall in darktide helped me

only for like

snipers

[timber oxide]

If there are no walls to hide behind, become a wall
(the way I play Division 2)

[sour rivet]

i need songs to add to dead as disco

the playlist must grow

[timber oxide]

Ok you know what, that's it

Uninstalling ESO

Installing Div2

[sour rivet]

pulled back to the ubislop

[timber oxide]

From one slop to another

At least I will play the slop that is fun to me

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

I'm sorry but

150gb of space

For a game that looks worse than a mobile game

And kinda plays like one

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

birb in shambles rn

[sour rivet]

no

mf stopped playing a week in

and i never played it with him

[timber oxide]

2 weeks

Can't even count

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

eat it

[sour rivet]

sure pal

[timber oxide]

That is factually true

[marsh cargo]

1 potato

[timber oxide]

~45m until I can become the wall™ again

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

inb4 dropped after a few days

[thick plover]

ACTUALLY?

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

If I get more than 20h out of this Div2 phase then it's still better than how ESO did

[copper vapor]

"I'm not salty"
"he's gonna drop the game in a few days"

[sour rivet]

where did i say i was salty

[timber oxide]

You kinda act like it tho

[copper vapor]

I said you were
and you said no

[sour rivet]

y'know what no

this is just another attempt at mbos only excuse to ragebait

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

im going back to my game

:)

[timber oxide]

:)

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

I love ocunter itemizing

I totally didnt just buy full damage my last game and dispel magic

we do a little bit of objective damage

[copper vapor]

"he said something that bothers me, I'm gonna call it ragebait and act like it doesn't"

[sour rivet]

rent free

:)

[timber oxide]

It does seem like MBO lives in your head rent free

Speaking of which

Pay up

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/princess-bride-4

mention an interaction that happened literally seconds ago
"rent free"
what

[timber oxide]

Anyways

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-2405038352056726836

[copper vapor]

I sent the crowbcat video to a friend

there's a notification that he sent me 34 messages since

wtf is bro crashing out about, I wonder

bout to fight the 'legendary wolf' but I'm out of save slots to have a save before the boss fight

woe is me

[oblique belfry]

oh i was wondering why y'all were talking about re4

crowbcat my beloved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baJOoh7RX3w

@sour rivet

[marsh cargo]

crowbcat my despised

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

not a single positive thing from that sad man

[marsh cargo]

rent must be due

[sour rivet]

also didnt he just make a re4 vid

[oblique belfry]

.

[hexed stag]

https://youtu.be/uOYeRNozkUs

[copper vapor]

think he means a previous video

previous one is 2 years old by now

tracking a wolf
reach the end of the trail
find a VERY big sow and her family

[real aspen]

this stupid dumbass spider has been crawling around my leg for last 7 minutes

guh

[copper vapor]

eat it

[real aspen]

yummers

leg flavored

[copper vapor]

holy shit that bastard's big.

this is the 'legendary wolf'

[rocky turtle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[pallid sapphire]

[real aspen]

Eat a laff

[pallid sapphire]

No

Il go to bed

[copper vapor]

on it boss

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

it ran away after I killed its whole pack

[proven tundra]

[uneven sapphire]

Guys

the war is joever

[marsh cargo]

what did glorp shito win ?

[velvet stump]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1236564985359106110/1338217408464420874/attachment.gif

[upbeat verge]

Something red dead 2 would shamelessly steal 8 years prior

[timber oxide]

So disappointed in rockstar, smh my head

[upbeat verge]

indeed

[real aspen]

Stinkbugs

[upbeat verge]

hate em

[real aspen]

Not weevils

The hazelnut thing

[upbeat verge]

most useless fucking insect on the planet

[real aspen]

It was stinkbugs

Real

Kill all stinkbugs

[upbeat verge]

that'd mean we'd have to kill you

😔

[real aspen]

Cock

[copper vapor]

kill the legendary animal
get instantly pulled into a cutscene
corpse isn't there for me to loot/skin

excellent game design

[quiet abyss]

oh shit its just like MH wilds fr

that literally happened to me once and i was FURIOUS

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-fury-movie-shoot-that-guy-gif-8829002926137263043

[velvet stump]

tenorgif number 5732

[copper vapor]

oh god not this again I spent hours the other day catching this one in MHWorld

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

I'm barrack

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752540219579957298/1323191439361970216/prigozhin-kot.gif

[velvet stump]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCR3LG4WcAAVSI9.webp

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341944630375219242/1474246679351001220/HD2pootisengage.webp

[upbeat verge]

leeets not post this

[sick trail]

Oh ye

[velvet stump]

homosexuality is ultimately the smartest thing someone can do

[upbeat verge]

we dont want the great femboy massacre 2.0

[marsh cargo]

[sick trail]

@blazing maple woman, observe

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

The cow

[marsh cargo]

nature

[upbeat verge]

weird fucking cat

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

what

[upbeat verge]

that one don't even make sense

[proven tundra]

They're right
Men are dumb
Women are way better being gey

[quiet abyss]

pretty fucked up looking otter

[pliant chasm]

i do

[quiet abyss]

[velvet stump]

cow fields naturally have lots of psychedelic mushrooms

[quiet abyss]

perchance

[upbeat verge]

ya retarded anyway

[proven tundra]

Any man should only be so lucky that a woman chooses them instead of a hot girl wife

[hexed stag]

we do

[upbeat verge]

#when she so pretty u don't even find men attractive anymore

[proven tundra]

[pliant chasm]

so you want femboys in this server ?

[upbeat verge]

absolutely not

[timber oxide]

We don't?

[upbeat verge]

I was there youyou

[pliant chasm]

then why tf are you against it

[upbeat verge]

3000 years ago

[marsh cargo]

we good anyways
thats a brainfart only event

[upbeat verge]

I didn't say that

[pliant chasm]

you literally did

are you retarded

[upbeat verge]

I am

[pliant chasm]

yeah mb

[upbeat verge]

u should know better

cmon man

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064654413215572058/1491602720350539957/twitter-gif-2041342783730991425_69d5a961eb82a.gif

[timber oxide]

We should expand it to other channels fr fr

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

bro do i Have cancer

[pliant chasm]

i pray for newbies to get hit by that

[velvet stump]

femboys are cute look at this one

[upbeat verge]

I have this slight lump on my neck

[copper vapor]

I hope not

[timber oxide]

No I won't

[upbeat verge]

nah my bad

it ain't a lump

just hurts to press it

[proven tundra]

It was a chicken wing

[sick trail]

That's your Adam's apple, retard

[upbeat verge]

NOT THAT

you fucking

moron

on the side of my neck

[proven tundra]

Amazing

[worn quail]

Grinding for genocide in hm2 is very fun

[proven tundra]

Nuuuuuu

[dreamy moth]

average contraband police gameplay.

and i can confirm

i forgot the cow once or twice

also fun game

[proven tundra]

Also is that case0 that the kids keep talking about or a different fat guy

[sour rivet]

thats case

[proven tundra]

Whew

I'm not out of touch

Yet

[sour rivet]

you're out of time tho

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

Hey I had that once

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

Got it cut out

Was a weird lil tumour thing

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kindergarten-cop-1

[real aspen]

Harmless

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2043118544016003381

orc (@orc_mode)

https://t.co/jo48RtPG2g

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 12:06 AM

Hearts of Ivory

[sour rivet]

when will we get another good caveman game

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/7T_YtklLyyo?si=0m2O0N7zspYfXl4x

[sick trail]

I hate Discord because it doesn't get adblock unlike its actual browser brethren
Immediate medicine ad

[sour rivet]

theres a way to get adblocl

[sick trail]

It's a TOS break way

[sour rivet]

rgmgmgmr...

[copper vapor]

if paradox makes it it'll have 25 DLCs. bad idea

[sour rivet]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1164940/Trepang2/ trepang is on sale spread the word

Steam

Trepang2

BE THE ULTIMATE BADASS

You play as an escaped soldier, who has no memories of their past life, but is infused with supernatural abilities. Revenge is on your mind, and you’ll stop at nothing to get what you want. Deliver devastating punches, sneak around in the shadows, wield explosive weapons, and give the bad guys a taste of their own medic…

Price

$13.59

Recommendations

14226

Metacritic

79

[copper vapor]

which was the last good one

[sour rivet]

i really dont know

i was thinking of far cry primal when i said that

[proven tundra]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1245560/Roots_of_Pacha/

Steam

Roots of Pacha

Fall in love with Roots of Pacha, where every moment is a pleasant surprise!

Roots of Pacha offers a relaxed and fresh take on the classic farming sim genre. Set in an ancient era, you’ll gather, farm, and explore the enchanting world of Pacha. Befriend animals, craft tools, and customize your character, home, and farm. Expand your village…

Price

$24.99

Recommendations

3603

[copper vapor]

I thought of that, too

[upbeat verge]

doom better

[sick trail]

True
I keep looking at their games and going 🤢

[sour rivet]

purchase our fun rts/sim game!

200 dolla dlc

[marsh cargo]

the funny

[thick plover]

@frank hearth the win streak is strong

a whole whopping 11

[frank hearth]

we both on 11

[dreamy moth]

You cant go wrong with trepang.

(unless you're dogshit)

[marsh cargo]

it really do be a great game that came out of nowhere

[thick plover]

wdym you have 11 wins there not 11 consecutive standard match wins in a row

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/trepang-trepang2-check-this-shit-horizon-gif-13349807839715534250

[frank hearth]

i also had this nonsense today

[thick plover]

VICTOOOOOOOOOR

VICTOOOOOOOOR

[sour rivet]

wait

[marsh cargo]

i got flashbanged for looking up trepang gifs

[sour rivet]

liberation is playable in ac4?

tf

[sour rivet]

what did you see

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/trepang2-subject-106

[thick plover]

I will not lie

graveyard keeper is like a little bit of a worse stardew valley

except you get to eat corpses and shit so its cool

didnt get to the town yet

[proven tundra]

It gets worse

[thick plover]

fuck my chuddy life

[proven tundra]

No

[thick plover]

why cant games just be good

[proven tundra]

Because

[copper vapor]

@marsh cargo @slim magnet ME SIENTO USADO https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DVGlWKmEVxQ/

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

ok so we might have shit on the ogryn too much, its fun

sure it still isnt as good as other classes

but its quite fun

using the latrine shovel was actually enjoyable, the pickaxe was still more fun tho

the kickback still kinda sucks tho

rumbler is better

[uneven sapphire]

@pallid sapphire i got the merkava from the gamba case

[timber oxide]

Man, I only took 49 million damage

I'm washed af

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

180M damage with skills

I don't even use skills

(but I know where it comes from)

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-rat-dance-dmc-devil-may-cry-gif-8844333359941805387

[proven tundra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/376364712260009994/1371186311997689947/AQOzY42gVqLjkLgi9cR9AcgAREtDUZ0gyf2LBga5owe0LuXpjhghAwECUv1P4RH7jSstjCit7SRS-ebVWxcsff70.mp4?ex=69dd3044&is=69dbdec4&hm=2e1b4cd8cc7b64890337ed654ec21e0e005bba24985b14900a92794f6183517a&

[thick plover]

@proven tundra ive never believed a game can get worse so fast

but holy fuck

I hate it

[proven tundra]

Yep

[thick plover]

getting blue points is genuinely a GRIND

fuck my chud life

[proven tundra]

But wait

It actually gets worse

Lmao

[thick plover]

when I finish this game Im dropping a "ass game" on the reviews and not elaborating

[proven tundra]

I couldn't finish

[thick plover]

I am forcing myself

[proven tundra]

It's "make software to avoid steam's two hour refund policy - The Game"

And then it punished your every minute after

[copper vapor]

wait what y'all talking about

graveyard keeper?

[proven tundra]

Graveyard

Ye

[copper vapor]

we should make a parody game called graveyard peeker

gameplay loop is climbing over the graveyard walls to - you guessed it

peek at it

[proven tundra]

Graveshit Digger

@thick plover gonna spoil something funny for you

||You never get to go to the city||

[rocky turtle]

idk i liked the game

[thick plover]

I kinda expected cause the 2nd game takes place there

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

yeah it was hard to understand at first but after i got hang of it its got much easier

[quiet abyss]

why does my coke taste like it has whisky in it

i didnt put any in this

[proven tundra]

Pavlov's alcoholic

[quiet abyss]

non alcoholic whisky and coke

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

non alcoholic coke eeeeeeeeeeeeew

[hollow carbon]

cheap whiskey

[proven tundra]

[dreamy moth]

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo @zealous depot

Got me gruttin' candy cane sah!

[marsh cargo]

the lad

[quiet abyss]

just mastered the pick

its actually good fun

to put it into laymans terms

its like 90x more fun than duelling sword

[worn quail]

genocide grind done

[dark shadow]

https://medal.tv/games/imperishable-night/clips/muO60FpwNtgrPEWHO?invite=cr-MSxLZ3YsNTM4NjQ1NjQ2&v=30 i hate this spell oh mygod

[marsh cargo]

2hou

[dark shadow]

yes

still grinding to get the end in stage 6B

[oblique belfry]

avatar the airbender is getting an animated movie ?

[marsh cargo]

apparently yes and it got leaked

[oblique belfry]

ye i just saw that leak

[timid hollow]

its announced since like 2020

[oblique belfry]

animations look over the top and VA's are not the same

[oblique belfry]

malaysia

[timid hollow]

there he went

my favourite char

one simple touch

[oblique belfry]

loved this impact frame

[tiny notch]

`

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/nanami-shigemo-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jjk-season-2-gif-9821210930918976877

[timid hollow]

that looks

good

idk i like it

[oblique belfry]

animation looks great

but way smooth tho

compared to atla

but y'know

that shit was made in 2000s

so i can ignore that

[dark shadow]

it looks great

lighting is also nice too

[oblique belfry]

the one gripe i had was the VA's are off putting

[umbral lantern]

New king of online tactical shooter genre https://youtu.be/s8PN5QcqaYg?si=IwFlonvP4L4skq0F

[oblique belfry]

aang aint aang

[dark shadow]

different from the original but its not to say its bad

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/agni-kai-azula-zuko-avatar-the-last-airbender-avatar-gif-9326036845612342373

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

tarkov killer or arma killer?

[oblique belfry]

best fight in fiction on god

[marsh cargo]

the other thing i saw about the movie was someone being mad at toph

[timid hollow]

eh

best ep remains sokkas sword

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

oh

hi steven mark

[marsh cargo]

dave fucking bautista

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/invincible-mark-3

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/sword-stance-sokka-avatar-the-last-airbender-ready-to-fight-avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-9059684254040301337

[oblique belfry]

who did eric nam play again ?

his voice sounds really familiar

[timid hollow]

tbh i think the german vas are all the same so im good

sam also had his original va in deathwatch so were living good here

still waiting for blood dragon s2 btw

https://tenor.com/view/cl-rayman-rayman-twitching-captain-laserhawk-captain-gif-3533772444193562921

[oblique belfry]

wait a minute

i fucking knew it

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

she is playing the bitch

[timid hollow]

in the movie

[timid hollow]

havent touched the skies for 4 months

lets see

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

did u won?

[oblique belfry]

i gamed with friens

will try again

[sour rivet]

Black flag finished

Still peak

[timid hollow]

When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end
The goddess descends from the sky
Wings of light and dark spread afar
She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting

[oblique belfry]

wait

[copper vapor]

ok Genesis

[oblique belfry]

i cant abandon that mission right ?

[timid hollow]

i knew you would get it

[copper vapor]

how could I forget

when you've beaten it into my head

[copper vapor]

(bro thinks he's sephiroth smh my head)

[timid hollow]

ouch

[marsh cargo]

[timid hollow]

MAN CRISIS CORE IS SOOOOO GOOD

[copper vapor]

INFINITE IN MYSTERY IS THE GIFT OF THE GODDESS

my friend, do you fly away now

to a world that abhors you and I

dammit I only remember parts of each verse

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KxjGn30PDA

cutscene for a psp game btw

[copper vapor]

yup

did they remake it for CC Reunion

[timid hollow]

oh yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlZlfXNosG4&pp=ygUnYW5nZWFsIGFuZCBnZW5lc2lzIHZzIHNlcGhpcm90aCByZXVuaW9u

[quiet abyss]

is ultrakill really a contender for greatest shooter of all time?

[copper vapor]

this game gives Sephiroth such a sad backstory

[quiet abyss]

id like to know how outrageous this is

on a 1-10

[copper vapor]

he was just a chill guy

also Ever Crisis has a cutscene with young Sephiroth roflstomping Wutai troops

[marsh cargo]

its boomer shooter with tweaker reflexes
its 2022s version of quake

[oblique belfry]

from realism wise 4/10
from wacky bullshit fun wise 100/10

[quiet abyss]

but seriously does it really compete with the greats like the old dooms, the new dooms (excluding TDA)?

[timid hollow]

it definitely made way more sense why he did what he did

[oblique belfry]

it can in a way

[timid hollow]

even though i still dont get why he wants to destroy the whole planet

[marsh cargo]

not comparable since its a quake like being movement shooter

[quiet abyss]

because ive just been told its possibly the best shooter ever, and i just kinda dont believe that

[copper vapor]

he wanted to absorb the planet's Lifestream so he could "sail the stars" aka space travel as an ascended being

[rocky turtle]

u can

[timid hollow]

ah true

he just wanted to be like mama

[copper vapor]

TIME TO INVEST MY MONEY

[oblique belfry]

because even the game's URL is "devilmayquake.com" or someshit like that

i forgot rn

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

tried to find it

[oblique belfry]

and can i retry ?

[rocky turtle]

yeap its endless dungeon

[oblique belfry]

wait.....E N D L E S S ?

[rocky turtle]

i told u before

blind ass x 2

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/doom-13

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

[velvet stump]

didn’t a chris chan comic include a stalker character

[oblique belfry]

and i thought after floor 4 i would be fine

[rocky turtle]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@velvet stump

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[oblique belfry]

fuck is the context

[velvet stump]

so do i ask in newbies chat then

[copper vapor]

why does Roger's head look like a raisin

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

welp let's hope the Hernand bank doesn't just steal my money now

[timid hollow]

if she doenst does this i dont want her

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8OGdN9Mb9mQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSkmcefzpyE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rejc0w2V9Kk

ok they're not wutai apparently lol

[rocky turtle]

damn dawntrail was that bad thancred run off to FFVII 🥀

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r76Lia6i_4

this and the ending scene always get me

[copper vapor]

I know AC is just

fanservice, the animation

but zack and aeris being there are completely unnecessary

[oblique belfry]

@blazing maple

[timid hollow]

nah i mean the first scene they basically said nah fuck off at the brink of dying

[sour rivet]

neeko should eat the thing and absorb its power

[timid hollow]

i just wanna see more of angeal

ARGHHH I LOVE ADVENT CHILDREN

all of them pushing him up with the power of friendship

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Rh5PGk6C5BE?si=9_XBdGJVvGCADOFZ

excuse me ?

@frank hearth @left mantle @teal spade

wtf are asians using

[runic condor]

Sheer will

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-disintegration-loop-fraud-third-black-screen-gif-13844051147848432085

[oblique belfry]

what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmlebQEPMRs

its a playlist

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-fire-mood-scream-gif-12489711

[oblique belfry]

damn lofi playlist too

[lucid latch]

[runic condor]

Y’know
Maybe tadc’s last episode coming out in theatres first might not be that bad
Cause I can’t imagine being locked up in a room with tadc fans for at least one hour

[floral thistle]

To any programmers in here how do yall feel about JavaScript? Its my 7th coding language and newest that im learning and and i honestly think it may be my new favorite

[spare epoch]

today i learned that playing Baccarat is very scary.

but holy fuck it is fun at the same time

[nocturne shard]

too much aura

[sour rivet]

I FOUND
🐟

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

stimulant

[timber oxide]

drug

[runic condor]

Addictive

[oblique belfry]

dopamine

[spare epoch]

Drogas

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9lsOmb1Pm5Y?si=AR5D-ZRADjY3Wgsz

[thick plover]

I should do more cocaine

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

o k

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1492985632669040801/Q6-tVle0wGUrnSh6.mp4?ex=69dd52b9&is=69dc0139&hm=d49c803cd5382d3fb1caba548fa0409a845afeece74cee616b0157b7f60c4e72& @thick plover @frank hearth @zealous depot

[thick plover]

Ur late

[nocturne shard]

Bro this is the best invicible edit i have seen https://x.com/i/status/2043397692559151209

E (@derKa1serr)

Bizim gün geçtikçe pedere benzeme işi

▶ Play video

X · Apr 12, 2026, 6:35 PM

[sour rivet]

too bad

[thick plover]

We recycle you

[sour rivet]

you never pinged me it

[thick plover]

Dont care

[sour rivet]

then i dont care

[oblique belfry]

turkish tweet

[sour rivet]

get pinged again

[marsh cargo]

the monument

[nocturne shard]

dont care about the tweet tbh just the edit

swimming in the mud found a gem

[latent hazel]

@olive coral @frozen void

[sour rivet]

to all of your kittens

[quiet abyss]

a pose squad

[proven tundra]

You're that ninja

PSYCHO MANTIS

[runic condor]

What am i looking at

[sour rivet]

littermind

[runic condor]

@sour rivet are you aware of umamusume?

[sour rivet]

horse

[runic condor]

Have you tried the game?

[sour rivet]

no

[runic condor]

Addicting as fuck

[rocky turtle]

aight time to do it again

[timber oxide]

Good, keep it that way

[quiet abyss]

what you playin

[sour rivet]

you play star rail

[timber oxide]

Yes, what about it?

I'm the local gacha expert

When I tell you to not play a certain one

Do not

Play

A certain one

[oblique belfry]

"idk"

[timber oxide]

Scott had a method?

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

whats this pcr

[timber oxide]

Wasn't it just "do the opposite of what MatPat said"

[marsh cargo]

in an interview he was asked
so how did you come up with springtrap
his reply
idk

[timber oxide]

That's a very Scott Cawthon thing to say

[thick plover]

Im Scott Cawthoning it

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

But I still believe that he did whatever was the opposite of what MatPat said

[copper vapor]

look at all these black cocks out and about

[sour rivet]

kick them

kick them now

[timber oxide]

Those are some magnificent black cocks

I'm jealous

Wish I had a cock like that

[nocturne shard]

now just a small edit is needed

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/TexasTSLA/status/2043176367211028706

TexasTSLA (@TexasTSLA)

The future is..... ALMOST .... autonomous 🤣🤣💀

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 3:56 AM

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/caesar-anthonio-zeppeli-jo-jos-bizarre-mad-angry-pissed-gif-15097694

[timber oxide]

With robots like these, we don't have to worry about the clankers taking over

I am happy for the last one tho

[thick plover]

I would kick and beat the shit out of one just for fun to know how it feels

[timber oxide]

When's the wedding

[copper vapor]

sadge 1st bot limping
2nd boss flipped like a boss

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

robots getting horni on the job

[timber oxide]

As they should

[thick plover]

The robots that work at blizzard

[timber oxide]

We now know where new robots come from

They FUCK during work hours in PUBLIC

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lizard-meme-1

are all these robots amazon?

or different companies

I notice they have different designs

[thick plover]

Its food delivery, no?

[copper vapor]

I have no idea

I think they need to be taller so drivers can see them

or have like a taller flag pole

[timber oxide]

Well, the train took over one delivery for sure

[timber oxide]

Make them yell slurs when crossing the road

[copper vapor]

not sure how that'd help drivers spot them during cornering

[runic condor]

I think that’ll do the opposite

[copper vapor]

with an alvin & the chipmunks voice

[thick plover]

Finally
A thing to kill that screams back

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

That again

[timber oxide]

If you collide with a delivery bot it will forcefully transport your consciousness to Deadlock

[dreamy moth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-cnstix-throwing-cheese-9230QGWVu5JlW8uc6u

[copper vapor]

this would absolutely not work over here

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/GearFranck/status/2043370505936257131

Gear Franck (@GearFranck)

https://t.co/0A0NI1FcW6

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 12, 2026, 4:47 PM

[copper vapor]

hobos would 100% wreck a delivery robot to steal whatever's inside

then scrap the robot to sell its parts

[thick plover]

I want them so bad