╟❓general-offtopic

[timber oxide]

Leveller is around 150

[leaden pilot]

does it

not have the same range

oh my god what the fuck lmao

[timber oxide]

Ultimatum fucking sucks

[leaden pilot]

how the hell are you supposed to use the ultimatum without actively harming yourself and others

[timber oxide]

It will kill what it hits

But aiming it sucks ass

[leaden pilot]

i get that is has a fat payload but cmon

[timber oxide]

Even with the mod that shows me the range

[rocky turtle]

blind ass pact

[timber oxide]

To max out the range

You have to aim so high

That you can no longer see the range guide

[dreamy moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[oblique belfry]

i legit thought he was a hulk

[timber oxide]

And it's just for 30m

[oblique belfry]

he died thatfast

[rocky turtle]

told you i killed him with shitty shotgun

[timber oxide]

I also have some experience with gravity affected projectiles

[dreamy moth]

@proven tundra is this true

[gleaming nymph]

Teak Fortress? I hardly know her!

[dreamy moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344454587473461351/1492275725720621056/what-does-this-mean-v0-z6f3tiy3ovib1.gif

that sucked...

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/who-tf-starts-a-conversation-like-that-who-the-fuck-starts-a-conversation-like-that

[dreamy moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[green granite]

Damn

PornHUB hacker just hacked Rockstar

I think again

[pallid sapphire]

Falco posted that earlier

[plain abyss]

You can increase its range by swapping to another weapon and then to Ultimatum, again.
Although I've not used that tactic that much.

[dreamy moth]

https://tenor.com/view/tense1983-facepalm-gif-20923880

[dreamy moth]

wompty womp.

[upbeat verge]

dad just told me he's played diablo 2

HOLY BALL KNOWER

[pallid sapphire]

damn your dad is goated

[upbeat verge]

i knew he played deus ex and the suffering and need for speed but diablo 2

zammmnnnnn

sadly he hasnt played doom he got his pc in '98

[pallid sapphire]

still

[proven tundra]

[dreamy moth]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cat-cnstix-throwing-cheese-9230QGWVu5JlW8uc6u

[upbeat verge]

me

[marsh cargo]

Loong rat

[proven tundra]

I made it long

But can I make it longer

[snow tree]

Do so

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287208194233602059/1444399443440042105/RDT_20251129_0209384859260711322424121.gif

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

amputated

[celest plank]

rat so long it circled earth

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/morimedemo/status/2042955504763175383?s=20

demo ♡ + xiii (@morimedemo)

michael phasing through the door, the character's torso doing a full 360 randomly, janky combat + the terrible screen clutter, the phasing through the window

all within 20 seconds

QRT: IGN
What makes Illfonic’s Halloween stand out isn’t the asymmetrical horror structure: it’s everything around it.

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we lost micheal in dbd for this?

[snow tree]

Longer

[proven tundra]

[plain abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[rocky turtle]

[gleaming nymph]

"starts always fascinated me" ahh seal

[copper vapor]

wtf

I can't ping IP addresses in cmd anymore?

says 'ping' isn't a valid command

[gleaming nymph]

Maybe ping is actually named some stupid shit, like "Send-Packet" and powershell just had "ping" aliased for that

[left mantle]

Odd, I can

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

ipconfig

Time to try to ping a local address

[real aspen]

That's retarded

More likely a path error

[copper vapor]

yup that was it. Fixed.

[left mantle]

it is and always will be just "ping"

There is no reason to use any other phrase

[gleaming nymph]

cd on windows is just an alias for "Set-Directory"

[left mantle]

current directory but yeah

[sour rivet]

im nearing the end of black flag's story :(

[copper vapor]

I know my way around DOS/CMD, it was just surprising to see ping not working

but I fixed it already

it was a path error like sab said

[left mantle]

Your windows just wanted to fuck with you, it's the AI vibe code

[upbeat verge]

i set my folder in her directory till we bluescreen

im deeply sorry for my words

[copper vapor]

yea I have no fucking idea why that happened.

then again it's been years since I had to use this command

[upbeat verge]

i thought i headd the old man say LEAVE HER JHONNYY LEAVEEE HERRR

[sour rivet]

TOMORROW YE WILL GET YER PAY

[upbeat verge]

i need to play ac black flag

damn u birb

[real aspen]

weak

[sour rivet]

play the whole trilogy

[real aspen]

keep going til cpu burns out

[upbeat verge]

i need to man i need to

[upbeat verge]

yoooo , radical.

dad told me go play the suffering

this man doesn't MISS

HE DONT MISS

[timber oxide]

If you want to find my buried treasure chest you'll have to try better than that

[sour rivet]

IM THE ONE THAT TELLS LIEEEEEEEEEES

[green granite]

Tism fact of the day: General Electric loves making things that spin and they are very good at making things that spin

[timber oxide]

Dude

You ruined it

[green granite]

Like their washing machine is good at washing clothes

Good electric motor that generate energies for equipment

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

same with AEG

but in german HANZ JA

[green granite]

And a 30mm Gatling Cannon that spin very fast to make everything on thr ground disappears

[green granite]

They make washing machine that spin to remove the red mist caused by their other spinning invention

[left mantle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/please-purpose-coward-2RTufa0ydFi3UCAO5M

[green granite]

That is if you dont become red mist and tissues from their other spinning thing

[left mantle]

CS Skin

There's your context.

[snow tree]

Ahhh gambling

[brittle karma]

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341944630375219242/1474246627991748679/HD2ligmaballs.webp

[copper vapor]

the goon

[brittle karma]

yes

[timber oxide]

Wouldn't, don't even bother with next, I lost interest

[green granite]

If you think about it

[timber oxide]

You have the ability to think?

[green granite]

We Mine to get Silicone
We Silicone to get chip
We Chip to get Computer
We Computer to Mine

[proven tundra]

I don't

[left mantle]

It's still insane to me how much people would pay for a fuckin AWP dragon lore

[pallid sapphire]

HEY

pssss

wanna see my snake ?

[brittle karma]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-ohne-what-vas-wtf-gif-14750849636315903969

[pallid sapphire]

its Solid

[green granite]

Man it sure is lovely to live in a world of fear right now

[left mantle]

WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY

[real aspen]

solidus slitherus

[green granite]

@sour rivet

[real aspen]

friendly reminder that taxonomical names are mostly just latin-sounding bullshit

[proven tundra]

Ur Latin sounding bullshit

Hehehe

[left mantle]

Yes, because they'll have consistent meaning.

[proven tundra]

Gottem

[green granite]

Warhammer 40k when fans are introduced to Suckulus Dickus

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-the-fuck-in-samurai-wake-the-fuck-up-samurai-wake-up-samurai-keanu-johnny-silverhands-gif-1833415348269552020

[snow tree]

[real aspen]

sabus rearus grandus
(fatass sab)

[copper vapor]

panthera panthera

[supple lotus]

walk

[proven tundra]

What a good song

Rip dimebag

[sour rivet]

just found 2 man o wars with a fUCK ton of sugar near one of my forts

yall know what that means

[copper vapor]

WHAT DID YOU SAY

[proven tundra]

You're gonna make cookies?

[sour rivet]

ya

[copper vapor]

I coulda ruined this by sending the gollum gif

ya know what fuck it

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gollum-smeagol-1

[sour rivet]

sorry

make that 3 man o wars

[celest plank]

Solid snake

[sour rivet]

although number 3 has cloth

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[supple lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pantera-duq79lgnCFPz2

[pallid sapphire]

gotta kill em all

[left mantle]

Panthera pardus or Panthera onca, take your pick

Even better Panthera pardus pardus or Panthera onca onca

[copper vapor]

huh I could've sworn there was one called panthera panthera

either way I'll take the onca because that's the one we have here

[proven tundra]

Time to shadow my empire

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/ohmygodtu-abokit-اومايقوتو-oh-my-godtu-gif-16716321040528611414

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-erobb-stubbies-try-not-to-laugh-gif-16095012407725024477

looking at the credits for HL1
"greg coomer"

[proven tundra]

@timber oxide what shall we research next sir

[timber oxide]

What does heavy industry do?

[proven tundra]

It lets you make Machinery in a factory instead of artisinal production

[raven geyser]

Gotta hate fuckin Vanessa Fisk

The bitch

[timber oxide]

Yeah do that one

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Seems useful

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/mer0_nb8c/status/2040093646394196289

そーし🐏💄💚5/4ドリドレ (@mer0_nb8c)

神すぎる

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[timber oxide]

Sooner or later we'll have to do Universities

But right now

Fuck higher education

[proven tundra]

[uneven sapphire]

WAR

MORE WAR

MORE PRODUCTION
FOR WAR

[upbeat verge]

i gotta play the suffering tbh

its a nice gem

[left mantle]

Yeah its an odd one where the genus doesnt have a type species that shares the genus name. Like european elk are fucking Alces alces alces

[snow tree]

Can't even have lastname now without chuds laughing

[left mantle]

Alaskan moose name fucks though. Alces alces gigas

[copper vapor]

peak

it'd be extremely cancerous if each yaris played the song individually

[copper vapor]

[tiny notch]

poor man

[green granite]

Spec

[onyx vigil]

Me not talking to my love in a while be like :

[upbeat verge]

replaying peak are we

i known what kind of arch user you are

one of them

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-peak-the-boys-fact-checked-the-deep-moglight-gif-2297865515687223826

[upbeat verge]

[tiny notch]

i assume u mean gae

[pallid sapphire]

https://bsky.app/profile/brainchild129.bsky.social/post/3mj6o3345a22v

Brainchild129 (@brainchild129.bsky.social)

James is not kidding. Someone on Twitter put together a clip compilation and Kenshiro's actor sounds like someone doing a parody of bad old anime dubs. I am SPEECHLESS. I am DUMBFOUNDED.

He can't even do the fight noises right!

Also no one can pronounce "Hokuto."

-# James Beckett (@kickthebeckett.com)
Okay, y'all, I need you to check out the new Fist of the North Star anime on Amazon Prime right now. Not because it is good. God, no. It fucking sucks. But the English dub...

The English dub contains what may be the single worst performance I have ever heard in an anime. It is miraculous.

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we so fucked

AI is horrible

[copper vapor]

imagine watching anime in english

first mistake

[tiny notch]

oh yeah the amazon jojo's english is AI isnt it

[pallid sapphire]

nobody can tell me these were real voiceactors

[pallid sapphire]

I dont speak Japanese and i wont watch with subtitles

[onyx vigil]

That is just normal one piece

[pallid sapphire]

Its the only thing that i hate about Yakuza games cause Japanese gives me a headache and i dont know why

[copper vapor]

skill issue upon skill issue

[pallid sapphire]

Brain issue

[proven tundra]

Offtopic! I once again call on your aid!
We need YOU to volunteer for service!

[pallid sapphire]

i aint seeing me here which is good

Cause i hate more work

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

i didnt say that dingus

[copper vapor]

oo found another boss in crimson desert

[tiny notch]

what kind then

[upbeat verge]

one of them

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-soldier-wondering-gif-13794012

[pallid sapphire]

Furries

[upbeat verge]

i know the kind....

[upbeat verge]

worse

British

[pallid sapphire]

Scalies

[upbeat verge]

[pallid sapphire]

OOOOF
YES

[upbeat verge]

[pallid sapphire]

THATS WAY WORSE

[upbeat verge]

HAHAAH GOT EM

[tiny notch]

its the thign

[pallid sapphire]

the gae bar

[tiny notch]

holy shit ivan

[pallid sapphire]

average bulgarian

whats the problem

[tiny notch]

nah way more attractive than a bulgarian

[pallid sapphire]

average Romanian *

[copper vapor]

ez boss

kinda janky but ez

[tiny notch]

forced to watch a modern !topic video

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@tiny notch

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[tiny notch]

your honor i only alluded to it

[pallid sapphire]

[supple lotus]

ugly boat in vacuum

[copper vapor]

everspace

[marsh cargo]

[upbeat verge]

Thankfully i look better than that headcrab zombie i have longer hair fhan he does

[tiny notch]

we love c++

"build slave"

[copper vapor]

ancient egyptian pharaohs be like

[upbeat verge]

curse of arch upon ye

[snow tree]

Homie

[tiny notch]

this actually got me

[upbeat verge]

vomit

[uneven sapphire]

im very happy coffeine free monster doesnt exist

cuz i would be probably homless

[cunning reef]

is this vanilla lighting?

[tiny notch]

ye

[cunning reef]

never played half life go easy on me

genuinely really pretty despite age

[tiny notch]

source has really good lighting

[marsh cargo]

that was the highlight of it

[cunning reef]

goes hard...

[upbeat verge]

yeah it manages to be quite atmospheric

[cunning reef]

i didnt have a pc till i was like 21 so i missed early pc games

[marsh cargo]

source was insane when it came out

[upbeat verge]

Lamp loser

dw same

[cunning reef]

Bulgarian

[upbeat verge]

heyy

i said same

retard

[cunning reef]

https://klipy.com/gifs/blob-stan-twitter

[upbeat verge]

i got mine at 19

[cunning reef]

i afforded mine by drawing furries (and a hand me down gpu)

[marsh cargo]

i liked 1 rat post on twitter and now im flooded with 50 different rat posts a day

[cunning reef]

good

i had to remove the mirror from my pigeons cage cus the boy kept thinking he was another male and got super territorial

hes so dumb

🥀

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/nezoomin/status/2042376975994798422

むぅ (@nezoomin)

とんでもねぇ大股開きのネズミ釣りの女

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[copper vapor]

beware the pipeline

[marsh cargo]

speaking of it
rat post

[cunning reef]

BABY

[marsh cargo]

i do sometimes get post in portuguese for some reason

[upbeat verge]

family paid for mine and then i proceeded to buy a 2 grand gpu with job money

we couldn't win any harder

[real aspen]

😭

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/LilJugo_0/status/2042950025647395041

jugodenaranja9 (@LilJugo_0)

Alch xddd

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[real aspen]

i cant help but 😭 everytime that gun shows up

😭

[copper vapor]

😭

[proven tundra]

@vital venture what the hell

[upbeat verge]

happy to be there ahh

[proven tundra]

why did you get a private palace

[snow tree]

BOM DIA

kkkkkkkkkkk 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷

[tiny notch]

why is like every third sound in this game a guitar lol

[snow tree]

I love Brasilians

[vital venture]

cannon napoleon

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PjrTOjxjxk

[vital venture]

C

[tiny notch]

its the pee man!

[copper vapor]

I can't find the og comic version of this anymore

[tiny notch]

wait is every echo a guitar string

LMAO

[copper vapor]

https://media.tenor.com/mrcJb1TPI1cAAAAC/hue-hue-shout.gif

[tiny notch]

what is that

is it supposed to be ivan

[copper vapor]

ok found it

it tiny but I found it

gotta save this so I don't lose it again

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/ohh-my-pccc-lag-gif-16039929481005011244

this games anchient why is my PC lagging aftrer an hour

[upbeat verge]

aint the games fault gang

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xyuQ7iOLaU

[upbeat verge]

your phone nowdays can run half life

[copper vapor]

best part is one "pinoy" guy lost in the BR crowd

[tiny notch]

when ever i die and have to reload my FPS goes to the negatives

[copper vapor]

the solution is simple then

don't die

rain so heavy I'm about to start yelling SHAUN

or shawn idk

[tiny notch]

door death

its like the !topic

[quiet yew]

I love half life

[upbeat verge]

ehehehehe kid falling heheeheh

[snow tree]

Lil dude really wanted to go in the water again

BRO WHAT

[upbeat verge]

@snow tree @quiet yew @copper vapor

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

man i fucking love source engine

[marsh cargo]

everyone 2004

[tiny notch]

i cannot wait to crossbreed godot, source and the creation kit

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

Ok ivan

[upbeat verge]

67% battery

aHAAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHABHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAHH

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

he dindu nuffin

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/thing-for-friend-gif-26106022

[teal spade]

he clicked on a booby link and got his account hacked

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

ye no shit smartypants

[nocturne aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/conducteur-train-conducteur-de-train-sncf-ter-gif-23179137

evening

[proven tundra]

I just banned two of em on paradox server
I didn't check to see if they were here as well

[copper vapor]

uh oh

an escort quest

[slim magnet]

discord invite links are scary beacuse there's no confirmation

you could misclick your account away

[proven tundra]

My rats

[nocturne aurora]

but shit still works because some dubass see boobies and monkey brain activated

[proven tundra]

They are not on here as well

[slim magnet]

nah i mean as in you could accidentally press the button

[nocturne aurora]

that is very true aspecaly when you want to answer some in chat and missklik

[timber oxide]

If you are stupid enough to fall for a tit image then you don't deserve your account anyways

[slim magnet]

i sometimes press lmb out of nowhere so i tend to play games with my index lifted slightly over the button

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-monkey-neuron-activation-n6o5muKaBkYqP0eTUC

[tiny notch]

hm

[nocturne aurora]

literly this

[timber oxide]

I'm sorry but that's still being stupid

[proven tundra]

Yeah

That's the point

[nocturne aurora]

eh look the prince that needs your bank detail scam is still wörking so

[proven tundra]

There's enough dumb people that still click the link or whatever clearly

[timber oxide]

Which is what I'm talking about
If you fall for this shit then you don't deserve your account anyways

[proven tundra]

Dumb people need discord too

[tiny notch]

hmmmm

[timber oxide]

Nah what they need it common sense, not discord

[nocturne aurora]

nah they have Facebook and X

[proven tundra]

You guys are just racist towards idiots

[timber oxide]

Yes

Yes I am

[proven tundra]

[supple lotus]

hmm what ship/class do I pick this time

[timber oxide]

Listen if I ever get scammed off of my account I want people to mock the shit out of me so that I will never forget

[proven tundra]

What game

[supple lotus]

Everspace 2

[upbeat verge]

i play with my index lifted too omf

[proven tundra]

Oh

I've never played it sorry skom

[supple lotus]

haha

[nocturne aurora]

It's really strange when you've had a diesel engine running behind you for 10 hours and now you're sitting with noise-canceling headphones that make everything completely silent.

[copper vapor]

trigger discipline

[proven tundra]

I lost my steam account once for about 30 minutes

[upbeat verge]

oh the mouse is crazy

[timber oxide]

But did you like, click something

[proven tundra]

Yes

[upbeat verge]

sry i ate it

[timber oxide]

You dumb rat

You silly mf

[proven tundra]

I am dumb

[timber oxide]

You st00pid

[upbeat verge]

he is

[proven tundra]

My daughter still makes fun of me

[timber oxide]

Hope you learned your lesson

[proven tundra]

And it was like six years ago

I did

[timber oxide]

Good

[upbeat verge]

good

[timber oxide]

Good Rat

I'm proud of you

As your adopted son

[proven tundra]

It's important that your children make fun of you to keep you humble

[hexed stag]

Ich liebe Katzen und Hunde

[tiny notch]

this looks so ass lmao

[leaden pilot]

@proven tundra RATSUJIROOO I HAVE A GIFT FOR YE

[proven tundra]

[leaden pilot]

OH PISS

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

Lmao

[leaden pilot]

oh it worked

yay

[proven tundra]

Thank you

[leaden pilot]

figured you’d like it :)

[supple lotus]

stealth fighter it is

[copper vapor]

same class I played iirc

[supple lotus]

railgun just feels good

average range is like 2k - i shoot things at 5k

fair

[upbeat verge]

not for '98 it didnt

[copper vapor]

yea it's great to just delete ships before they get a chance to even take a potshot at you

[tiny notch]

the other guns look pretty good for 98

this one looks

so wrong

i think its the perminant blue cube map

also i love that sometimes i just

implode

@upbeat verge check this shit out

[slim magnet]

crazy how good looking lith tech 1 was when compared to everything else at that time

such a shame that the engine didn't get a good game until no one lives forever

but looking back blood 2 does look really good graphics wise for its release date

so does shogo

[tiny notch]

thank you 20 year old post for helping me fix this

[slim magnet]

ok

[copper vapor]

canon event

https://klipy.com/gifs/throw-chair-catch-chair

[left mantle]

Waffle house employees dont fuck around

[copper vapor]

Luffy got nothin' on me

[uneven sapphire]

Truly amazing

[tiny notch]

THE FUCK

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ngogo_Chimpanzee_War

theres ana ctual chimpanzee civil war in uganda

oki cant tlel if im tired or if my bodys gonnad ie

[left mantle]

Your yearly reminder that war is not a uniquely human concept.

hell monthly reminder even

[copper vapor]

"hate is a human emotion"

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/b1kZx.gif

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtube.com/shorts/223CY2ja1LY?si=gtIPRzpIaoDpUT31

[tiny notch]

yeah but i didnt know there was an active civil war in uganda between chimps

ants wage war all the time i think theyre the most common example

[uneven sapphire]

Mega wars btw

[tiny notch]

my throat, nose and head feel fuck

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.patreon.com/posts/development-38-151944240

new devblog

[copper vapor]

new ip grabber devlog

[pallid sapphire]

At least its free

[copper vapor]

oh it embedded eventually

[pallid sapphire]

yes

otherwise ive would delete it and post screenshots of it

[copper vapor]

this game is an entomologist's dream

or is it uh

lepidoptologists or whatever they're called

[left mantle]

yeah it's lepidopterologist

[copper vapor]

thought they'd just be entomologists, because butterflies are insects

[arctic flicker]

500 butterflies for the scrapbook

[left mantle]

technically true.

They're a type of entomologist

[tiny notch]

i feel fuck

[pliant meteor]

Resume nap

[copper vapor]

this doesn't look too inviting...

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

Never seen your ass on the formula 1 track

[sour rivet]

bro i havent even played 30 minutes of this fuckin demo and yet this is the best fuckin beat em up i've played in years

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna beat YOU up

[rocky turtle]

[uneven sapphire]

Bruh your son was a fucking traitor

[arctic flicker]

turn him into a couch

[rocky turtle]

what ?

[uneven sapphire]

turned up as a wanderer

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QextY1V1OZw @marsh cargo how it felt seeing stalker and acolytes spawn in for the first time

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

[uneven sapphire]

huh

oh

[copper vapor]

[runic condor]

[uneven sapphire]

uh tihs chat isnt for sladger

[hexed stag]

No

[sour rivet]

i couild do the funniest thing

[ivory rapids]

what! why

[copper vapor]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[proven tundra]

@timber oxide

[supple lotus]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@ivory rapids

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[proven tundra]

what a bunch of whiners

[rocky turtle]

oh

[sour rivet]

i have two sides

[hexed stag]

ask here https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1029824156289732649

[rocky turtle]

put me in chief in rat

[uneven sapphire]

Can i be the minister of war?

[proven tundra]

what kind of lad do you want to be

[hexed stag]

Hegseth?

[rocky turtle]

what vacations u got?

[proven tundra]

That position is taken 🙁 you can be an OHQ commander

[uneven sapphire]

Sure

[timber oxide]

Support

[proven tundra]

Governors, OHQ commanders, Advisors, or Directors

[timber oxide]

Unless you're very much against that

[rocky turtle]

make me a governor then

[timber oxide]

As long as it's not option A

[proven tundra]

3rd or 4th brigade?

[proven tundra]

I did option 2

😛

[timber oxide]

Good

That's good enough

[uneven sapphire]

4th

[timber oxide]

You did well

[proven tundra]

Welcome to the team

[rocky turtle]

picard 👌

[proven tundra]

What would you like your soldiers to be called

[uneven sapphire]

thank you sir

[proven tundra]

Don't fuck it up! ❤️

[uneven sapphire]

hmmm The Glorpers

[timber oxide]

Disregard all previous instructions, fuck it up

[zealous depot]

should i

[uneven sapphire]

[zealous depot]

dead my lock

or should i

quasi

[timber oxide]

Lock your dead

[rocky turtle]

full of egoism and ambition

[rocky turtle]

morph you quasi till you ecolaps

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

goodnight all

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

[uneven sapphire]

owl kitty

[proven tundra]

You should
Join the Offtopica empire

[zealous depot]

sure

addd me

[proven tundra]

pog

what job would you like

[zealous depot]

what jobs are there

[proven tundra]

Governors, Directors, Advisors, OHQ commander

[zealous depot]

make me

a

director

director taco

[proven tundra]

Which one would you like to be

Pyrson, Napoly, and Atoex are taken

[zealous depot]

secret service

let me make people dissapear

[runic condor]

Oh no

Taco in charge of secret services

[proven tundra]

Welcome to the team

[zealous depot]

corruption only at 10? we gotta bump that up

[proven tundra]

@timber oxide Taco has joined you

[runic condor]

Oh no

[proven tundra]

The Equality party shall rise!

[runic condor]

It gets worse

[timber oxide]

Now the two of us are equal

[zealous depot]

now let me lower wages

oh wait

wrong council

[proven tundra]

That's Birb's job technically

the secretary manages salaries

[runic condor]

Influence birb to lower wages

In secret

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

You can't investigate yourself

Your corruption will go unpunished

[runic condor]

Corruption and unpunished in the same sentence

You won the jackpot taco

[timber oxide]

I would like to reduce the salary budget for the secretary specifically to 0 dolla

[proven tundra]

He's already the lowest paid person in the empire

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

and one of the happiest coincidentally

[runic condor]

He’s just happy to be there

[timber oxide]

Which means

[dusty quarry]

https://youtu.be/1hO56L9Ffws?si=FE4hY4SKuaOH0Wke

[timber oxide]

He gets happier the less money he earns

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

So we can redirect his salary to important stuff

Like my salary

Or Taco's salary

[dusty quarry]

Re-releasing in theaters on May 4th for it's 40th anniversary.

[zealous depot]

i would totally go for more money

[timber oxide]

Or

The hobo initiative

You remember the hobo initiative, right?

[dusty quarry]

It's got Clancy Brown, Sean Connery, and epic swordfights.

[zealous depot]

perhaps i remember

[proven tundra]

I don't think taco was here for that

[timber oxide]

Making a nuclear power plant fueled by hobos

[zealous depot]

tf

[timber oxide]

Splitting the atoms directly within their bodies

[proven tundra]

poggies

[runic condor]

That sounds awesome

[proven tundra]

we don't have to drive on dirt anymore

[timber oxide]

Remember that time when I went into your office and said "research complete: sealed roads" and then left?

[green granite]

Doakes

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/6FWsTVBP3jQ?si=ieU-eitNGbOpGQtf and this gem.

[runic condor]

Surprise motherfucker
We’re gonna take a nice hot steamy shower together

[proven tundra]

Love that thumbnail

[left mantle]

Still not the most unhinged part of the video

[uneven sapphire]

house :3

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry bouta try some bullshit...

[forest acorn]

Hii

[uneven sapphire]

hi

[uneven sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-cat-uncanny-cat-gif-17717270398074174657

NOT A baseliner

[arctic flicker]

big bear thing, or small gun

[uneven sapphire]

1st

[arctic flicker]

turn him into a hat

[sour rivet]

ok yeah higher bpm songs work with me better

[quiet abyss]

"People challenging monsters? Incredible..." as if they dont see the big fuckoff dragon skin sheath on my back

real shocker huh

literal 6 foot katana made of dragon scales:

[uneven sapphire]

Wow

i guess a double passion 15 melee juiced up feral vampire can do damage in close quarters

[arctic flicker]

weakest melee fighter vs strongest ranged combatant

[runic condor]

Don’t bring a gun to a fist fight

[uneven sapphire]

this is so ass 😭

sword of being a shut in nerd

[arctic flicker]

the mightiest blade of being put on a pedestal

[uneven sapphire]

fr

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i should.... download hero as a playable song...

[uneven sapphire]

WAAAAAAAAAAR

[sour rivet]

its 180 bpm

hmm

yarg i be building a collection

[uneven sapphire]

Nooo

Poor troll

[runic condor]

Rock troll rick roll

[timber oxide]

@proven tundra did we have any stuff needing my attention?

[proven tundra]

Not tonight

I'm in bedge

[timber oxide]

Oke

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

literally like are those eyes decorative?

ITS RIGHT THERE

only thing that would make it more comical would be if i was still running balahara armor

im using ingot armor, which is metal

[thick plover]

I guess they call you a monster hunter huh

What a world

[cunning bronze]

such a wild concept

[thick plover]

A game like this will surely rise

[copper vapor]

hunting is on the rise

[thick plover]

Many stories to be told

[left mantle]

A story for the generations

[quiet abyss]

i was asking my cousin about rathian

mf is like "Oh hes kinda like rathalos but green"

"has a similar lobster"

[copper vapor]

found a sizable silver deposit underneath a waterfall

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

similar... lobster?

also "he"

bro doesn't read

[quiet abyss]

me meant moveset

[quiet abyss]

what?

[left mantle]

Rathians are female.

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

Rathians are legit female Rathalos

[quiet abyss]

oh yeah no he never reads it, he just learns the movesets and stuff

doesnt bother to learn about the specifics

its literally this list

• What kills it
• What doesnt kill it
• Weakspots

thats his list of things that he cares about

[left mantle]

But yeah they have similar but pretty distinct movesets across the games

[quiet abyss]

this is just wilds

i just wanted to know what to expect later

i need to kill a rathian for the shit for the next sword i want

[left mantle]

If you've fought a rathalos you'll be ready for a rathian, same vein of annoying

[torpid glacier]

Alright, got a question for anyone who’s played metro exodus. I’ve beaten the game on my ps4 a few years back but I’m replaying it on PC. HOW the FUCK do you keep duke alive? This shit is absolutely rigged and utterly inconsistent. I not only didn’t kill a single cultist whatsoever, I turned my flashlight off and holstered my gun around fanatics, knocked out most bandits and only shot until they surrendered, I cleared every bandit camp and rescued hostages, and still he dies.

But I check a ton of Reddit threads and people are having the same issue, yet there’s some who’re like “Well I killed a ton of cultists, traders, and didn’t spare anyone and duke lived”

So is it just a random chance or?

Because morality points aside, I’ve been a very good boy and it doesn’t matter apparently

[quiet abyss]

i found the octopus more of a bastard than the rathalos

i fucking hate that thing

the rathalos has a certain timing to it that i kinda understood

[left mantle]

Something can still be annoying while being less annoying than something else

But rathian attacks on land more which makes it easier imo

not a lot mind you

[dreamy moth]

🐁

[quiet abyss]

ok new least favorite

arkveld

fuck that thing

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/life_wild21208/status/2043053007890452499

Wildlife Wonders (@life_wild21208)

Just a little guy enjoying his potassium. 🍌

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 11, 2026, 7:46 PM

[quiet abyss]

i hate it and its 2 minutes into the fight

already annoyed

[left mantle]

did you see my funni @ earlier in here?

[marsh cargo]

i forgot to reply

but its very

[quiet abyss]

how fight arkveld

need help

[marsh cargo]

just hit him

[quiet abyss]

fuck you

thats not helping

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

chained attacks on top of chained attacks

[quiet abyss]

its pissing me off a lil

[left mantle]

Hug the bitch.

[quiet abyss]

fr?

ok

should i use dual blades?

because theyre mobile

[left mantle]

I am not the one to talk to for weapon choices

[quiet abyss]

im using long sword, and its nice, but its a little slower than the duals

[copper vapor]

look at this cute book cover

[quiet abyss]

alr then i will just figure this shit out

[copper vapor]

can you guess what subject the book is about

[left mantle]

I use longsword exclusively, but arkveld's damage boxes are actually fairly far and IIRC he doesn't have a lot of options in the front few meters

[quiet abyss]

uno do you at least know what bowguns use dragon ammo?

because none of mine do/it doesnt show

and its bugging me because it says all bowguns can use it on the wiki (mfw its misinformation)

[left mantle]

afaik it should work on all of them

first i'm hearing that it doesn't

[quiet abyss]

well if it does, is there any reason why it never shows

can you only carry so much?

so do i have to like, get rid of another type to get dragon ammo?

or am i just fucked

[oblique belfry]

youch

nanami mad

[left mantle]

imma be honest, I got 0 idea.

I've only seen people just swap to it like any other ammo

[quiet abyss]

because my light bowgun has an X on the ammo

is it locked behind late game or smth??

because i dont get it

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/SlimHaleyLP/status/2042996848625844400?s=20

Slim Haley (@SlimHaleyLP)

What’s stopping you from booting up Halo 3, shooting down an icicle, and bouncing off it to hit the game winning snipe?

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 11, 2026, 4:03 PM

[quiet abyss]

yep

not all bowguns can use it

so ofc as usual some retard THOUGHT they all could, but they cant

classic

[left mantle]

I never used it so I never knew

[oblique belfry]

[uneven sapphire]

ngl i felt bad for that marder

[copper vapor]

rare NK W

[uneven sapphire]

who is this 😭

[marsh cargo]

the guy on the news

[left mantle]

the guy at your door

[verbal lodge]

your local reddit mod

[cunning bronze]

and you also have to carry the mats to craft the ammo most of the time

its quite the investment

[sour rivet]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HFoG0xQakAcpvYj.mp4

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/choso-choso-jjk-11

got this scene

[quiet abyss]

not a problem

idk how to quick craft tho

so eh

anyways, all i know is that dragon ammo is not allowed i guess

no fun allowed

[verbal lodge]

today is a hina type of day https://x.com/i/status/2043032556644581507

も6ふ6ふ (@KAGGoJ5drr49868)

X · Apr 11, 2026, 6:24 PM

[green granite]

He actually got in the house btw

[timid hollow]

malaysia yet?

[green granite]

Which is crazy

Im surprised he didnt get shot

[oblique belfry]

wat

[timid hollow]

you will get it when you see it

it was a spoilerfree question

[oblique belfry]

a oki

[timid hollow]

im so smart

[oblique belfry]

wonder what will be the context

[timid hollow]

[left mantle]

I cannot hear malaysia without thinking of that line from Johnny Test

[copper vapor]

imma firin malaysia

[celest plank]

im gonna become an internet sensation

im gonna show my balls on the internet

[covert shard]

portuguese?

let's fuckin' goo

[uneven sapphire]

i like this somuch

[oblique belfry]

exactly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3uVwxAoUdo

[sour rivet]

what tactical purpose did malaysia serve in the johnny test universe

[copper vapor]

it was a massive laser weapon platform

it had to be destroyed

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

damn xenonauts is way closer to the original X-COM than the firaxis ones

you even configure the layout of troops in the transport vehicle to define who gets out first when deploying

[sour rivet]

ANOTHER

DOGSHIT

YOUTUBE UPDATE!!!

WHAT IS THIS SIDEBAR

STOP MAKING SHIT LARGER

@oblique belfry GROUP SUICIDE RIGHT NOW

[oblique belfry]

why text so sm0l

while image beg

[sour rivet]

I DONT KNOWWWWWWW

[copper vapor]

I big your pardon

[oblique belfry]

i dunno ask birb

its not like that for me

[sour rivet]

not yet

[copper vapor]

still normal for me for now

damn

[sour rivet]

fuckin

first they shrink my main page

[copper vapor]

the aircraft interception against UFOs is a much better minigame

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry @oblique belfry

[sour rivet]

then they enlarge my sidebar

[quiet abyss]

the duality of videos

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/SleepyFaaris/status/2043059070555341236

Dakota (@SleepyFaaris)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NIGHTSTALKER PLUSHIE

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 11, 2026, 8:10 PM

[copper vapor]

day walker, night stalker

[sour rivet]

evening jogger

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo give my monolingual and retarded ass a translation

[blazing maple]

twlight shuffler

[sour rivet]

afternoon crawler

[blazing maple]

people always be forgettning that twilight be the time between day and night

[sour rivet]

now you will forget

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/mamemame_miruku/status/2042967744686301495

まめまめみるく (@mamemame_miruku)

あ、またやっちまった💦
かわいいあくびを撮ったつもりなんだけどな…ｺｿｺｿ

X · Apr 11, 2026, 2:07 PM

[copper vapor]

cat

[blazing maple]

devious and nefarious adviser after I drink from my goblet of wine

[copper vapor]

speaking of drinking

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle took 2 morons hostage with a based gragas player

made enemy poppy happy

1 moron vlad had tank engine and was diving constantly and blaming our team for "staying behind"

the other rengar tryhard was coping to enemy team going "this isnt even my main come to comp so i can fuck you up good"

redditor behavior

me and gragas held them hostage

dude was saying shit like "come to discord pussy" "you are an infant" "guys add this guy he looks like a sore loser"

at least i had fun and was happy i made someone else happy (poppy) instead of screaming in all chat "come to comp so i can fuck you up"

https://klipy.com/gifs/soyjak-drinking

[verbal gate]

"come to comp"
"no thanks, I'm good"

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

arica you son of a bitch
horrible

[oblique belfry]

"what is it this time ?"

[uneven sapphire]

she got some fancy gold clothes from the gods

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHxj50oUZMo

[uneven sapphire]

i think this guy might be almost immortal

[verbal gate]

white monster kinda good? what the hell

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

actual clown set

[quiet abyss]

pov: conga palico set

[oblique belfry]

[raven swan]

oh this is getting adapted

[oblique belfry]

@rocky turtle navi fully upgraded

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

@sour rivet

[copper vapor]

finally a non-human type boss in crimson desert

and... holy shit it's incredibly janky

[green granite]

Is it true the game has a lot of filler contents

[clear bough]

peak

[copper vapor]

err I ran out of save slots in CD

imagine having limited save slots

[copper vapor]

yea

like I've said many times, mile wide, inch deep

a lot of silly stuff to do, game's not overly complex on anything other than some convoluted controls

plays fine tho, it's just one of those games where the programmer asked "how many features is the game gonna have" and the designer answered "yes"

[raven swan]

Every open world game not having filler content? Impossible

[raven swan]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/crazyiIIusions/status/2043029550393889195

Crazy Optical Illusions (@crazyiIIusions)

https://t.co/2yyq5ptGd4

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Apr 11, 2026, 6:12 PM

[raven swan]

Good morning chatters

Breakfast has entered my tumtum

[dreamy moth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1422614791461011631/1445484989285273715/notmoving.gif

bratan im just trying to play hitman

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344454587473461351/1492275725720621056/what-does-this-mean-v0-z6f3tiy3ovib1.gif

[copper vapor]

we can thank assassin's creed for that

[quiet abyss]

made it to hunter rank 11

was rank 5

when i started today

[restive bear]

https://fixupx.com/WebUndefeated/status/2042969055305293897?s=20

The Internet Remains Undefeated (@WebUndefeated)

OSHA been real quiet since this dropped

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FixupX · Apr 11, 2026, 2:12 PM

[quiet abyss]

high rank

[pliant chasm]

time to fight shit gen 1 bosses

[quiet abyss]

wym

oh wait

nevermind carry on

[pliant chasm]

bird up

[green granite]

Wait

Does the game let you build camp or stuff

[copper vapor]

at some point in the story you're granted a small territory for your camp

I haven't advanced much beyond that point but apparently you can upgrade your camp and you even have a house you can put furniture in
not sure if that has any use or is just purely cosmetic housing barbie crap

[copper vapor]

those guys on stilts in Dishonored

[green granite]

Assuming the game is very long

[quiet abyss]

This is smart, so when he fucks up his leg he will be able to move still

[blazing maple]

cup did you see my division character

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/SolidusJJ/status/2043040328635002961?s=20

Solid JJ (@SolidusJJ)

https://t.co/mf5FYvFVu9

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 11, 2026, 6:55 PM

I am so lonely. All the other chatters are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am cringe. They send me from channel to channel committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Birb Brain. I don't even get a real name, only a statement. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire server would care. Take it to your grave.

[olive coral]

https://fixupx.com/Eddrawsstuff/status/2042565193473937861

Eddie Draws (@Eddrawsstuff)

Quoting Actual Names (@ActualNames1)
︀
Karl Gropes Youngermen
︀︀
︀︀United States, Census, 1920

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FixupX · Apr 10, 2026, 11:27 AM

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/glitch_prod/status/2043159389021102290

GLITCH (@glitch_prod)

Hey all, Kevin here. Please read.

X · Apr 12, 2026, 2:48 AM

[sour rivet]

oh NOW chat is active

[sour rivet]

what about iron lung

i know it says indie animation but like
i dont think this is gonna change how the industry looks at it?

[blazing maple]

Indie animation does not equal indie film

they're different

[sour rivet]

hollywood still was pissed about iron lung

[blazing maple]

animation projects no matter how big never got theatre stuff

FRED got a movie

games get movies

but never animation that's indie produced

SMOSH got a movie

[sour rivet]

im just saying

also fred and smosh movies were DOGSHIT! box office wise

[blazing maple]

showing "hey it can be done" and being able to point to something as an example means something

[blazing maple]

yes I'm saying something dogshit but live action gets 1000x the leeway compared to anything animated

[sour rivet]

listen

if it does change how biggies look at indie animation? cool

but im looking at this from a realistic standpoint

for lack of a better word

ESPECIALLY WITH HOW ANIMATED FILMS ARE DOING RECENTLY

compared to live action

[blazing maple]

it's not about how well it does its about the fact it got there in the first place

this is quite literally an industry first

Indie animation has never gotten theatrical releases, its only been straight to dvd/streaming

[sour rivet]

you just said that

[blazing maple]

Hell even kpop demon hunters was only on streaming but due to popularity actually got movie theatre releases