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It's time
buddy go to brainfart
how do i go to an action? Fart a verb not a noun how go there?

Oh lol i see now
The evil is defeated
Fuck you ruins your hit chance
this the air around my granpa after thanksgiving for real
62% crazy i see what you mean by uniquely hard now
bro is ready for helldivers
with aegis I can bring reduction down to 37% of incoming damage past resistance gets through
for....8 turns
the bots are nothing to you
And this is what it translates into
now back to unequipping my weapons so I don't accidentally enter the embassy with a gun and aggro the protectorate
Good morning chatters

Yuo vill play 15 rounds of stalemates on cp5_gorge and yuo vill like it
time to refund
its just horrible
The demo has the same issues as the 1.0 experience

Loot tables are all over the place

Why should i go to Vostok when i get the best Backpack that is in the game in the first barn i visit xD
Usually I get up to the point of starting Deep Caverns then restart the game
dont get on the boat
New character time
because at that point my build is complete enough that nothing poses a proper challenge anymore
@sick trail i cant show the lower half of the pic
the german is snitching on the voice chat degens again
but theres titties
is that edgerunners
oh 
edging something
Not interested in completing the story i guess
p sure the anime dont show those tho if it was
Yes
didnt know there was uncens ver. for it
ewwww they blue
you looked 
i have to check it 
why would a roll be crunchy
but ones i watched was
I've done it once, don't need to anymore
And the entirety of Deep Caverns is just...painful
It didn't help I was playing Miniguns
...I'll keep what I thought to myself this time

Fuck yes the wound on my lip is finally healed I can finally open my mouth again without getting in pain
Shoulda sent it in DMs
bro wants it
Also got 3 achievements after that 
VLC player ass
Muted or banned ?
Warned for now :)
fair
Is that fucking Forex
As in, he was streaming rule 4 :)
Hey now, lads
VLC player is fine and all
But it really sells the fact that you got Edgerunners downloaded and streaming to STALKER GAMMA server
And not just streaming off Netflix
@green granite Here's my character
Fuckass watch
it tells me the time
Family friend neurologist was visiting last night
Forgot to ask her about the shoulder blade pain
Welp, I guess it doesn't hurt enough
free hat
@blazing maple ultra rare pull!!!
Well I am probably not going to get unbanned from firearms but friendly
And I got banned because probably I pissed off a mod because they called me weak for not liking 6.8x51 compared to 6.8 Remington spc because of the recoil and me replying with I don’t care much 
When the discord server moderator abuses power because his ego got vibe-checked
Well I have been threatened by a mod in the same server that he will ban me if I said stupid shit
I have edited a much more accurate recount of what happened
@orchid egret (lettie2299) has been banned for reason: Insulting staff over a warning about rule 4
dumbass 


also @snow tree
I like how he started talking shit, then blocked me and started deleting messages
Alo uno 
He didn't know 



Four soft boiled eggs, three breadies with ajvar and ham, two sausages and cucumber 
@pallid sapphire I thought I was going to let him off easy 
shiyon hi 

Also hi Shiyon

I'm thinking im gonna go for some pancakes, sunny side up eggs, and perhaps some ham.

Yummers
Big back activites would be having both
Hmm. That's a little extreme, even for me

I did french toast with cheese russians for brekkie
I'm gonna make bacon egg breakfast sandwiches
seems we're all on the same wavelength
Breakfast foods are the best

self inflicted suffering
like that fnv larper who got muted by skom and decided to make it a ban
self inflicted breakfast bakeries
was it even a mute? just a brainfart lockdown iirc
Fate worse than death
WE WON
Death by croissant
Like I'll let you guess roughly how many calories im planning this meal to be 
500
2000 

Oh yeah, I enjoy big meals

I like big meals and I cannot lie
You other chatters can't deny
When a girl walks up with a great big plate
And a stack of pancake you get sprung

im not gonna miss the 10 hours of deathnado 
Ngl Armored core 6 is so project wingman/ace combat coded
Rusty/pixy
Crimson-1/iguazu
They just stealing inspo from each other but it works nicely and they seem to do it respectfully
why is this 3 year old game still full price
Had to pay 45 for the xbox key as well
Sometimes its 50% off
omg i thought it was laffeite
Lowest it's been was at Xmas
💱 37 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 37.82 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au:
waow
can u quickly check
blood refreshed supply
shame.
ye
Epic 🤢
but it here its always 60€ and then 30€ if youre really lucky
xbox key was 45 and some steam accs are like 20 as well but accounts are ew
💱 60 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu: is equal to 97.38 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca:
look it up
prices for Ivan are in Euro and the game costs double
Holy fook
ladies and gentlemen


nvm you know why im back
Hello droon how you been
armored core?
im fine 
also ratsujiro being a rat as always hell yeah
weyyy good to see
Blood: Refreshed Supply
you heard him guys, convert your steam region to kazakhstan
ah ok
nvm
but i think they have more or less unified prices now anyway?
could you not have told me this literally 50 seconds ago when I bought a game
nah i think they have changed that
ah
you can just change shop region anymore and i think doge in turkey has to pay as much as we do now
reep
its lacking the thing rats do when they're happy
That's what my pfp is for
morrowind loading screen
I have no idea lol
boggling
nice pfp
YES THANK YOU
holy shit I found you ratsujiro lmao
great value there
I got mine at the friends store
I didnt have to pay monies but I had to watch my friend play fear and hunger which was worse
OH RIGHT I HAVENT SHOWN YALL
I GOT A NEW COMMISSION THAT ISNT A FURRY
ITS LANCER ART!!


so worth the money.
That is the bane of not watching BRIDGERTON
Very familiar
scary!
I FORGOT THE PLOT OF BRIDGERTON COMPLETELY AND I HAVE TO WATCH FROM EP 1 NOOO
hush
He's not scary! I think! I hope!
I really do wanna commission my metalmark now
I love metalmark. Every other mech in Lancer has a gimmick, and Metalmark's is just
My Talisman :)
big gun? Approve
moving? Invisible.
got shot? Invisible.
once per session, at any given time, until the end of the session? Invisible.
forgot to paint guns yet
show me yer emblem
or rather didnt find a good pattern
uh oh yeah lemme boot xbox
What a metal name
Surprised it's not from Australia tho
yay
or wait maybe i have pic posted somewhere
oh no, the spiders have learned cryptocurrency
now they're TRULY awful
here you can see it a bit
Rat coin will never recover
this>
i just got one from the site, i wanna make a real talisman or rather dream catcher one day
YOU MADE THAT??
ah
i was like jesus dude you rock with the editor lmao
nah im really bad at it, always was
dont have a brain for it
always stole my emblems in bo2/bf4
its okay, that's why you got friends for
to ask for help and thoughts and junk
but i like the raven and the red fitted my color scheme
this is mine after a buncha revision :)
thats neat
yee
keeping in line with the stag thing
I'm happy you named your mech too
and not just name it LOADER 1 or whatever
You did hear the AC8 news ? Biggest Multiplayer of the series
Which means its even greater than Infinity
oh no i have to watch them now
:0
They said it in the dev diary
that i posted days ago
We had peak fights like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWlerkXlN20
WW2 era prop planes have just been added to Ace Combat Infinity!
So I was really hoping to get a raid this session for a sweet video of the room kicking its butt with piston planes. The game reminded me I had to be careful of what I wish for, as I end up rolling an MDP2.
No guesses as to the outcome of fighting MDP 2 with a bunch of low level...
i loved the coop boss fights
i wonder if we will be able to modify our carrier
but squad command confirmed 
i thought of something like a harbor or something where everyone can dock their carrier but that would be too massive, so having the hosts carrier as lobby hub would be really cool
i really do hope they bring back a multiplayer like Infinity
It had so many fun modes and boss fights
PvP
PvE
PvEvP
Prop planes
experimental planes
funny event collabs
tons of Camos
Good that i got a new one xD
But the gameplay they show looks a lot like Ac7
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yeah and bandais companies are optimization wizards to be fair
They are actualy not
armored core ran without issues and i didnt meet any requirement
its just funny for certain selected games
Max0r mentioned.
Deploy the orange.
Most Bandai games run like shit
yeah okay all the slop license anime games
i hope this time the focus wont be on clankers
i mean trigger destroyed the data and most of the factories got destroyed iirc
would be sad if they just reappear and 7 basically had no impact
Grunder gets effective immediately fucked in lore
because mihalys whole arc was basically this is all bullshit, destroy the drones
And we know that General Ressource was behind Grunder 
And what do we see in the Ac8 trailer
yeah they keeping the 7 hud design
General Ressource crates
Eh nah
"franchise' biggest multiplyer" is all they said
women slayer 69
please lord let the companions be good
tbf, the hero and the anti-hero are very well established tropes
if they're good you won't be able to become the ace you're meant to be
instead of wings of theve you'll become like
legs of theve
he just walks instead of flying
hopefully because its a plane game
they wont have to jerk off the lightning so much
and render the ground at high def
you know they will make a level with lightning
and one with canyons
and one where you bomb a nondescript middle eastern oilfield

ShinyHunters has added Rockstar Games to its dark web leak site.
they went through Anodot, a SaaS cloud-cost monitoring tool Rockstar uses.
From there, they pulled authentication tokens that let them walk into Rockstar’s Snowflake environment as if they were a legitimate internal service.
They’ve set a ransom deadline of April 14.
This appears to be part of a broader wave hitting companies through Salesforce and Anodot integrations – Cisco and Telus have both been caught in it.
Anodot is an AI analytics platform.
Companies use it to track cloud costs and catch spending anomalies.
To do that, it needs deep access to a company’s cloud infrastructure, in Rockstar’s case, their Snowflake data warehouse.
They got into Anodot’s systems and pulled authentication tokens.
Because Rockstar’s Snowflake instance trusted those tokens, the attackers essentially walked in through the front door.
The scarier part: because the access looked like a legitimate internal monitoring process, Rockstar’s security team likely saw nothing unusual. ShinyHunters reportedly ran database exports for a while before anything was flagged.
Why Rockstar specifically?
GTA VI is arguably the most anticipated game release in years.
That makes Rockstar’s internal data like source code, release schedules, platform agreements, revenue figures, player analytics genuinely valuable.
If ShinyHunters really has access to Rockstar’s Snowflake instances, the potential exposure includes financial records from GTA Online and Red Dead Online, player spending and geographic data, marketing timelines, and contracts with Sony, Microsoft, voice actors, and music labels.
Rockstar isn’t alone
ShinyHunters recently claimed data from over 400 companies linked to Salesforce integrations.
Other named victims in this wave include Cisco, Canadian telecom Telus, Dutch provider Odido, and hints at European Commission data in various forum pos
Holy wot
TL;DR: Rockstar leak soon if they don't pay
@ greek summarinze this wall of text for me
if only they were publishing on steam sadge
valve would send seal team six to execute these mfs

jokes aside that's massive 
literally everything happens before GTA 6 releases
it would be funny if gta 6 is mid after all this

jesus christ its jason born
the potential exposure includes financial records from GTA Online and Red Dead Online, player spending and geographic data, marketing timelines, and contracts with Sony, Microsoft, voice actors, and music labels.
at least its not game source code
That's the joke, you nincompoop
just waiting for that gta 6 delay again
i can feel it in my bones, gta6 on launch will be like cyberpunk on last gen (minus bugs)
have a nice evening chatters, i'm heading back to class
@thick plover help i have hitler in my lobby
It's already written in stone
the funniest thing that could happen is rockstar cancels gta6
and then they BLOW UP!!!!
to smithereens
how much money they put into GTA6 now?
a decade of gtao transactions to fund another decade of microtransactions
Why am I not surprised that a company like that has a weak infrastructure (specifically talking about Anedot)
i think my water fucking fermented it smells like cider 😭
thats what happen when you leave water outside for 3 days
i just got it out the tap
I actually wanted to ping you in it
let the tap run for a bit
Holy shit that lagged my PC a little
I mean, you reap what you sow, if you are stupid enough to give a company deep-reaching internal access to your systems, you deserve to have your shit stolen
And the fact that they're leaning that far into AI with every single thing they do, I am quite sure that a lot of the infrastructure now is AI generated as well, which just leads from one thing to another
And i love them
Enemies having Respect for each other is just awesome
Rockstar PMC's are already en route in 7 Blackhawk helicopters with an AC-130 gunship for air support @frozen void @olive coral
Like mihaly not feeling anything negative against you, ravens operator stating that they just want to See if youre fit and then realizing you are
But hey, look at their AI Generated Agent talking to you called Andy: https://www.anodot.com/wp-content/uploads/Andy_webpage-2.mp4
Always great
(PLS GOD PLS GIVE US MORE OF RAVENS OPERATOR IN ARMORED CORE SEQUEL IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING)
They should make a flamethrower in darktide that lights the ground on fire like how enemies can
400 morgillion lashes to the back of the person that suggested offloading the handling of the online to another company
gta6 testament
i will never forget that guy that cried at his arrest for murder and told cops he will miss GTA 6
if things keep going he just might make it
nah hes behind bars since last year
at this rate he will die
Nuclear fire
next delay would be, "AI accidentally wiped all existing versions of the game, only a collection of assets remain"
Thats the only plausible delay since another delay would kill it off
you are so fucked

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@timid hollow btw the twins from AC7 DLC belong to General Ressource
So does the CRISP WHITE SHEETS
the lady was cute
Have been literally for 4 hours straight at this point trying to get unbanned from a server and the mods aren’t responding yet I am somehow still in that server with my alt account 
say a slur and bid thee farewell
I ain’t doin that lol
i found peak
Nah
This is peak
We should play offtopic peak
I cant wait for @celest plank to abandon me
True
LEEK LADY 
I'd say get it for me but then I remember my timings are fucked and I can't play when my parents are home
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Is it that good that you had to post it in both languages

theyre not the same
one is the character's ep and the other is whats upcoming in the next patch
we're getting a new outpost next patch
yes
actual endgame stuff
https://youtu.be/MJ7FeHa3bYc?t=155 whats in the next patch
All the dark currents, now a rogue wave.
This time, we are in this together.
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A week away 
Can't wait to become a plumber fr fr
I got tangtang on the rossi banner, can't wait to get rossi on the fangyi banner 
I don't think I even have enough saved up
you should have plenty of time to get leek woman since banner stays for a month
2 weeks ish
Is that the
no clue who the 1st and 3rd is
will probably show up in the next patch story
Guy
no
Right
Wrong hair colour
He's still sarkaz isn't he
Also
Nvm I'll figure it out when I update
I FINALLY GOT UNBANNED
I got banned by a misunderstanding on my part
there was an issue with nvidia drivers but its all g now
Just tried and refunded road to vostok, felt too early access slop
1 dude devving it means my 15€ investment wont carry any fruit till 2030 or something so i'd rather eat a single lunch with that money
color me surprised
I hope optiscaler still works 
Some games feel playable at early access state though, this one didn't.
Valid
I don't buy early access for the same reason
I prob got 200h out of rimworld when it was early access, for example
wtf was my day?
Good to hear, you got to know what went wrong?
Basically it was the wording on the mods basically he said “as long you ain’t a nuisance” which I read it as he meant “at least you aren’t a nuisance about it”
so I thought he was complimenting me instead of telling me don’t be a nuisance

Anyways I am happy so I don’t care
neat
Holy 1k
Anime slop
Looks a bit grungy
What he doin' there
more factory 
the actual important part of the patch
no chubby lung balloon but a bollard of it will do
Dead space spoilers
it's tanky tho
is that a rice burger
cheesy yumburger
hrgrhrhr....
riceborgar
Bogerreg


even so
the mission was so fucking long
that i killed him 4 times
i did 4 massacres 
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what the fuck ? 
bl3 mobile

i love how game studious when they are suddenly out of money just rlease some slop
in hope of getting money
the ironic thing is this isn't made by gearbox
its made by zynga

AAAAAAAAAAAAA HALLO FRIENDS

if you attach a random dll to titanfall 2 the game will not give a gaf
oh i see 
finally i can share this meme

literally this
i had good rep with coreward but after seeing their weapons i was like man fuck them workers
@uneven sapphire @upbeat verge @oblique belfry
What in the ancient reply
first thing im doing without tutorials 
i woke up 😭
if u going for proxy taking over sunlight coven or grasshopers is best option 
Gm 
if i take over a corpo
can i still get rewarded with their loot ?
u can do missions for them yeah also u get shit from their station for FREE
the goon
in that case grasshoppers
lagoon
also u can start with squad of this corporation if u got upgrade but only on their missions
ye got that upgrade
sunglight coven got good armor and backpack tho
a moldy pond?
mmmmmm
also rocket launcher and buffed rockets
kill yourself 
(it's a lagoon/lake thing)
that rocket launcher have 5 mag size

but rpg is better if u can craft it
because u can upgrade it to have fuckton of ammo 
no i wont
i got 3 rpg's with like 50 rockets at cargo
have good day
WE GOT THE ROCKETS

i added a backpanel thingy
😭
isnt buffalo the best backpack
but theres a need to smooth things 😭
Whatchu playin
are you using subdivision surface
quasimorph
for that
Is it good?
ye
😭
i didnt use any tutorials

i just kinda winged it
Jokes aside
I’ve checked it back when you started playing it
Looks solid
any uh tips to make it better?
i dont mind restartign the whole model


istg GoG users are rhe same as fucking redditors jesus fuck pretentious retarded cunts
for carrying stuff
archangel backpack is good in general and it only drops from sunlight coven 

just saw its stats
i will not be giving up my entire inv slot
for some stats
im a loot goblin
i must take all
also weapon slot
2 weapons are just fine 100% of the time
and its reducing reloadin time in that same bonus slot
since im doing sniper + smg
also during that main mission i found a tech 9 laser minigun 
What game?
Hey look, it's you
quasimorph
Quasimorph
ah damn
I was confused thought ya'll were talking "Road to Vostok" and I was like nothing they're saying is making any sense based on what I know of it
quasimorph
should be kinda like
low poly blockout
adding some details
subdivision surface or remesh modifers, whichever works better for the model, or both.
sculpting
texturing and baking and shit like that
It should be incorporated into !topic
starting new run 
Quasimorph
Thank you everybody
I got Vostok already refunded cause the bullshit,especialy AI,is deeper than i thought
Truly
1 mission done 9 lost in row 
How bad?
i dont have shit

I was mildly interested, but something seemed off about it
surely 1 mission would have a container with a gun on it
also this is how u do tab for implants
oh i just scroll down in the parts section 
brotha 40 enemies on floor 1 is not a good sight 

YEAH BABY

Making money the honest way
by fishing and playing the stock market
over 20 mil earned in 18 days

ah... belt weaving....
heheheheeh yo momma
fuckin flashbang seeing this game
the right button on my newish logitech mouse just gave out for real this time. going back to the corsair mouse that i bought in 2018 that still works mostly alright
the scroll wheel is a bit cooked
alo 
hi 


u ever need to take such a devious shit you lowkey empty out your inventory beforehand

be honest
yeah
noted
a naked man fears no full inventory
What can I say, except you're welcome
gen z doesn't play old games and psycho mantis only appears in 1
Everything reminds me of him 

copium is being spread that Metro 4 is to be announced soon
fuck it
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@rocky turtle help


how do i make this shit go low
extermination

go full on war against them
wife
well guess I'm not gonna join that private server I mentioned after all

they have a "donator shop" and I wanted to check if it had p2w items
they don't have a list of items sold in that shop
asked my friend
he asked a gm
gm said "just log in and look lol"
I'm not gonna fuckin download and install the game just to find out the server is glorpshit and uninstall it 5 min later
for what game is this?
On one hand he's right
On the other, him saying that means they defo have shop 
they DO have the shop. I'm not saying it's a possibility
what I'm saying is I want to check the list of items they sell
but they're making it intentionally obscure
There we go
and the 'solution' for it is me having to download and install the game, create a character, start playing, find the donator shop npc (whever the fuck that is - they won't even tell me THE LOCATION)
in order to find out what it sells
no wonder the server has 20 ppl online on a friday night
I had impromptu vanilla servers that had more than that on minecraft on a tuesday night lmao

baby's first render 😭
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cave divers salivating at the possibility of going in there and drowning
describes how he broke TOS, "I didn't break ToS"
😭

even if you remove him from the internet, there'll still be like the 400 cockroaches living in his walls, so it aint like we're depriving him of an audience
wwe donut care
he can die for all we care world wouldnt change mashalah

a m202 flash with 1 rocket, you what you must do
it can hold up to max 2 🥀
HUUUUH
instead of 4
what does asmon even do, aside from doing the fuckass "watch videos" route, only with more hateful bullshit?
does he even still play games?
he just yaps iirc
true
is blood on sale?
can you fuck off

yooo
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not beating the furry has a lot of money allegations

YTOU PLAY BLOOD???
A lil
who the fuck
Changing difficulty to Extra Crispy after first ep
nice
I only know their one song in the mortal kombat movie
Wow raw fish is fucking weird to handle
😭
especially if it's still alive
Lagun 
nurgle's least favorite child

Replaying the dead space remake with mods I realize why doesn't it have dlaa and only goes to quality? Weird move from ea to only let you see the game at like only 70% of its full quality
it took this long but finally twitch did something positive 😌
he'll be back
again ? 
a permaban would've been something positive
the repitle
that's a different song
chat would you want to be a potbelly seahorse
that is such a bad example, you literally called them illiterate third worlders
what a muppet
people who use whataboutism aren't usually smart
from a dude who lives in a country with worsening literacy
has he actually kept it clean or is it disgusting again
idunno
my girl friend wants to be reincarnated as a female seahorse
for obvious reasons
we must carry the burden 🤝
I forgot what the seahorse's gimmick is
males get pregnant
oh right
thats it xd
the feminist's dream
male pregnancy
and potbellies look silly as fuck
and also shits out babies
men get pregnant too its just no one is trying hard enough
Youtube just recommended me a Markiplier vid from 12 years ago
it's probably good then
“hey check out how hard i can pee” comic
I probably watched it 12 years ago as well
spewing em
me with my PLAS-39 Accelerator in Helldivers
great gun in botfront. I do reccommend something for the chaff though as wasting ammo on the regular soldier is not recommended
my go-to is the P-92 Warrant
(i also dont have polar patriot)
I have a friend
Happy for ya
It's a fine pistol believe it or not
No, I was going to say, I have a friend, who could help you getting...SC 
I mean its light pen so I guess it'll work in getting rid of chaffs
You want those warbonds, yes my deer?
Oh?
I'm not opening an onlyfans
🦌
free moolah
All trooper variants are actually Unarmored
still, i'm intrigued with this proposition of yours
Their torso has 100 health
Guess how much damage the Peacemaker deals
That's right
100
Though, unfortunately his tools require a little more...tweaking, maybe tomorrow he said
WHY THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN USING THE WARRANT THOUGH
Peacemaker can kill Berserkers and Devastators too
yea just gotta aim for the head or the belleh
Just for Devas you need to hit heads
hmmmmmm okidoki
damn wtf why have I been sleeping on the peacemaker
just waiting for those new biomes, new terminid variant and warbond
bro's hacking SC in a game where you can get them for free

The free method sucks
They literally nerfed SC spawns
idk what to tell ya man
I mean I'll be completely honest as soon as I swapped from bot front to squid / bug fronts I started getting 50-70 SCs per mission without even trying
against bot chaffs? Yeah
pretty sure SC rates have increased with the newer updates recently, they added more bunker variants so they pop up more often
I'm convinced that bots just steal our money
i mean they're literally credits
they probably use em to like
power their decentralized token or whatever
idk what those communist bots use as currency
Plot twist
Cyborgs still use super earth currency cause they can't make their own
lmao
They spend all resources on war
Oh hey how's the WW1 Warbond by the way
They can't afford to waste it on money
worth the SC?
solid warbond
It's fine
probably out there using fake names to buy the ungodly amount of shit they go through lmao
ooo we got two differing opinions here
The SMG is ok, the heavy flamer is ok
ooo
Is good
okay okay interesting
I just bought the siegebreaker warbond after farming for god knows how long lmao
I LOVE JUMP PACKING INTO A HULK WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER WHEEEEEEEEE
when you aim the leveller too low and blow yourself up as well
I would use jump pack more if I didn't need the warp pack to get into bunkers
I have a mod that lies to me tells me how to aim it
I ran matches with all expendables launchers, worked rather well
my first time with the leveller can be described as:
- "is this close enough"
- "surely its close enough"
- "okay it wasnt."
i'm very interested in the SMG and the Flamethrower
cause I love a good bug dive me
its also one-handed
oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Be me, aiming at a bile titan, according to the aiming guide I have modded in, wait for results
The payload lands like, 50 meters behind the target, I now have an angry bile titan on me
yeah that's why I dont trust those mods
"aiming guide I have modded in"
what the fuck is going on with hd2
wait nvm I don't care
Wish I could show you some clips but alas, my PC can notrecord helldivers without the audio being an old microphone trying to come back to life
have you not seen the modding scene of HD2
a third of it is model retexture, a third of it are tools, and the other third is hot big muscle mommies
no, and apparently I don't want to see it lmao
cheats galore
It's a mod that shows the approximated fly path of the projectile cause in the vanilla game you just have to guess
not even the last one?
I mean, after a while you learn how it flies
its just mods that makes helldivers muscled ladies with big boobs
But I don't really feel like it
aw rip
So I just have a mod do it for me
It's not really a cheat
Imagine a bike with training wheels
There are legit ways the community came up with that help with aiming, or you can just have a sight that helps you aim
It doesn't do the aiming for you, mind you
yeah I just go with gut feeling, me
that would be a smart analogy if you were actually using it to help you learn, instead of just using it as a replacement
if I hit it i'll go "DAMN I'm good at aiming"
if I dont i'll go "FUCK I suck at aiming"
Levellers are tricky sumbitches though. I'm too used to recoilles so levellers being heavy bastards was a surprise to me
To be perfectly honest, my very first ever shot made with the leveller was completely based on gut feeling and I hit a bile titan 120m away from me 
wouldn't it be great if the game actually told me what this effect does
how the hell did you manage that first time with leveller
oh wait you've used the uhhh
the pocket nuke
havent you
Ultimatum?
yeh







