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so 91 hours over a month
so if i want to buy the definitive edition currently, i have the veteran's discount

wait so youre also a warhammer geek? or just play the video games
I bought definitive with the discount 
hi everyone! i was looking for an answer! i update the game the 8 of march! and never update it agaiin! it was any upate since that day? i dont want to waste time checking the files with the launcher app! and i didnt find any news!
yes, though i have to read the books sometime
#╟🔰☢newbies-chat if this is gamma
i've liked warhammer since i was a kid
i have some if you want them :D
pdfs
yes
then yeah go to newbies
i just have to sit down and read
what books you got?
got my kindle ready
i doubt you have baneblade and shadowsword
let me check
you got the dawn of fire novels tho?
Oh also free fly gets C1, RAFT, Hull A, Cutter, OX, and ATLS. So you've got plenty of Boxtism options should you play
check for them too
also the warhammer mini of the month this month FUCKING SUCKS
ITS JUST A ZOMBIE CRACKHEAD
FROM FUCKING AGE OF STINKMAR

RAAAAHHHH
im pissed
ill let you know once i get my hands on it

yea pretty sure i do
anyways, yeah so dawn of fire books if you read or listen to them
i would have to uh
but yes i have a lot of books
not 2
ok the books you should avoid in DoF
#3 and #6
those 2 are filler/super duper ass
#6 is just bolter porn and religion nonsense
like over the top
way too much
Boxtism is truly universal
i love the combat scenes in other novels but marc collins just doesnt know what the fuck he was doing
then #3 is just kinda boring because its about the space furries
i have to mentally prepare myself to read wh40k, really, its not that im not interested
i just shift moods
and also it doesnt add anything to DoF overall
currently im reading shadow slave, and it will continue to be that way until i get bored and switch
i can understand that, but im so tism'd out i can always read them
and i WILL finish the novel before moving on
(unless its one of the books above, couldnt get into them they were just kinda ass)
marc has a history of being a mediocre author for 40k
and then gav thorpe (wolftime author) is good, but this isnt his best work whatsoever
the wolftime was a mediocre book overall
but sea of souls (#7) in the series was an amazing book despite what many people complain about
wolftime was just so boring compared to even the iron kingdom
at least the iron kingdom featured the marines malevolent and imperial knights, both of which are much more interesting than space wolves
it depicted the space wolves as stubborn dimwits at times, which is just inaccurate
it wasnt
It's all just propaganda pieces by other chapters to slander other chapters 
true!
but yeah the wolftime was a mediocre novel
i wont say its outright bad
but it shouldnt have been part of DoF AT ALL
it served almost zero purpose to advancing the narrative
implying dof as a whole isn't a nothing burger most of the time
it was essentially filler, similar to the complaints about SoS
sea of souls was also like 80% filler
but it was well written, contrary to wolftime

just because you enjoyed one of the other doesn't mean it didn't deserve criticism
i didnt say it didnt deserve criticism
it got criticism
it was still a better book, it didnt make me wanna blow my head off
wolf this, wolf that
ALL THE SPACE WOLF PARTS ARE YAPPING ABOUT HOW WOLF LIKE THEY ARE
THATS FUCKING STALE BY CHAPTER 3
FUCK OFF
SHUT UP
WE GET IT, THEY HAVE FANGS, NOW SHUT

doesn't matter anyways cause gg is just better
gg?
gaunt's ghost
lmao
i didnt pull anything out of my ass tho, so i dont know why you just did that

im bored at 3am
what is he talking about?
idk
just look at the 2 letters
heil falco
replace falco with someone else
yea that's what i got 
surely
apparently it's horus herecy
you read any of the heresy novels?
no i never read warhammer books

as i said it was just mindless bait
yea
i wanna play w3 but it keeps crashing and it pissed me off
but yeah the wolftime was a mid novel, which made me sad, because i wanted to read about the SW
but the book was just so buns
i couldnt
ah yes, allow me to portray the wolves as stubborn assholes that are dim as dishwater
and then make them sniff at their own guys

i am being so deadass, this dude was sniffing his soldiers
the wolftime was the worst shit ever
space WOLVES, not space FURRIES
jesus
not really, old SW novels are apparently way better
because its not so exaggerated
but modern SW novels just suck
its sad when the ultramarine glazer novels are BETTER
they fucking suck
@zealous depot get on darktide lad
we got arbiting to do


(inb4 "no")

is this yes?

HE DIED

he died of nurgles rot (aka he didnt want to play darktide)
wait
hes at work, isnt he

when do you get home
hour?
almost half my account levels are from zealot and veteran

you know
Division 2 is kinda like Warhammer 40k
Some random guy that can zap a dude who got shot 1000 of times back to life multiple times
some fucking black magic shits


should Doge be afraid
what
Man this idiot died with all the loot in the loot room
as if he just picked it up and died so others cant get it
livestock
yea
I almost made them deadstock
guess it's sheep since they're following a shepherd
... unless goats also do it with a goatherd 
Doomed
his babies
car
10 billion trillion dollars to Sarah Schachner bro oh my god
QRT: KiyyDumb
Call of Duty *nearly* 10 years ago:
mmmm rum
1000
s
yarr
Sea of Thieves
guy gets named captain of the ship
it immediately explodes
tough luck on his 1st day on the job
This says a lot about our soceity
12am post
7 am post
Quite big caliber even for human
Mantis Shrimp vs Pistol Shrimp
Mantis usually won
They too fast
me when i wear the hat of combustion
+fire immunity
+fire aura
+warmth
ow ough why stop no
Pew
stole my line
well you weren't here
i should re-install division 2 and see how many achivements pop
thank you for sharing your tragic experience
inb4 none
that poor captain got 3rd degree burns from his fire drip
i'd cry??

how far
I think it's Gray Zone Warfare
you know a game you SHOULD reinstall tho
gray
Dam
Let's take a book
i cant read
gray zone wafae
¿Que?
emove the r
idk im asking you
starbound would be cool methinks
Bad bad bad
Poor idea
krill yourself?
Death
On his way to smash those Crustaceansussy
Computer eviscerate this man
computer give this person a very good day
Computer make this man like women
i never uninstalled
oh
well then uninstall so you can reinstall
oh...
has it been that long already?
wonder what mods there be
frack the fracking frackers
shit ass mod
someone saw me steal 10 silver worth of goods
fine is 7 copper
crime does pay
Burn osea to the ground
frackin universe is a fun idle game
Propaganda
Omg hi stamp
Did u get that critter out
i haven't heard it since yesterday so maybe
Awwww
it's just something that happens every winter or so, it's odd for it to still be up there this deep into spring
it's colder than usual so that's probably why it's still around
horrid crafting
Incompatible with too many mods
dev is a prick
trueing
If you're cold I'm cold
Let me in
Two truths and one lie
all truths
jesus fucking christ
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"computer, i need sustenance" 

benis
post your hours
A clip from Star Trek: The Next Generation, Season 3 Episode 13 "Déjà Q."
Q discovers chocolate, which would readily explain why he loved it so much in another series.
i've never beaten the main story in starbound
I COULDNT FIND THE CLIP
Theres a main story?
fine

...while the doctor's program was in control of her body. From "Body and Soul"
@rocky turtle genocide
ofc they had to go with the Skyline
is jesus incel or volcel
what
also
japan
japanese car
speedometer in mph
classic
uogh 'm so full of rice and tuna
fat
real
@zealous depot alo?
i think taco really did explode
wtf
oh hes playing slay the spire
nevermind

dammit
free will foils me again
of course 
why do i have to go through hoops to download mods from steam workshop man
it was so easy in the past
It's a DISASTER!
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Dont speak that name
I'm glad you got the reference
damn incorrect subtitles
ready for the DUNK not the doom
I had that voice quip in my dota 2 quick chat wheel 
Also non-zero chance now that toyota is playing ball that they don't have that vehicle in.
its so fucking peak dude
but it still doesn't top FH4's chaos

dirtbikes and rally cars galore
the comments in the video are funny
FH4 was truly something
it isnt the same without the something in japanese text on the side
people legit "impressed" that a game set in Japan has a Japanese DJ in the radio
We went from the crazy seasons of FH4 to 5 and it was just...meh.
Like I get it being y'know how it is where it's set
"wow nice attention to detail having a japanese DJ on the radio"
this isn't attention to detail this is the bare minimum 
also CD crashed again

maybe I shouldn't alt-tab so much
RAAAAAAH
let's see how many hours of progress I lost in this crash
did you do it?
YES
good
Anyone that loots my body after killing me in a game and finding random shit I looted
@rocky turtle jesus fucking christ dude
the mission took so fucking long that i killed 4 barons
4 same baron but eh
@timid hollow
also soma is a godsend
i had 1 hp and instantly healed to full hp
in the same turn
without using ap

run saver
the run was so fucking long and worth it
that i did 8 different upgrades that required all kinds of different stuff
what the fuck
Owie triple tap .300 blackout to the heart

oof.
hopefully that's not you
the fact bro knows it at all is already impressive
tarkov ?
THESE MF BRITISH ARE INTERRUPTING BLACKBEARDS RETIREMENT PARTY
HANK DON'T SHORTEN SAN ANDREAS AND CYBERPUNK
gray zone
HAAANK

how would one not know who psycho mantis is
thats literally one of the most iconic metal gear characters ever
like top 5 at least (tbf theres lots of iconic characters)
theres easily like 20 characters you could call iconic

OW
YEEOOWWWCCHHH
Episode 5 of adding multiplayer to The Last of Us Part 2. In this episode we focus on syncing more player components, like character models, prone, weapon switching, inventory and even add a new weapon drop mechanic. This is purely experimental with no plans to release currently. Just seeing how far we can push it.
Gain early access to Starligh...
some madman is making multiplayer on tlou2
focusing on coop first
pvp must be hell in this game
blackbeard is fucking dead
@blazing maple 👀
there is still a lot more to do
this makes me wonder how the mgs5 coop mod is going
anyways i fucked myself over
main mission moment
The iceberg in the ocean seems majestic, for only an eighth of it is above the waters.
Watch with headphones for the best experience
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for HSR fans ig
dunno why i got it
anyways

your love for this bastard of a woman must be studied
first ufotable, now mappa
i guess their consultation contract with ufotable ended so they're now roping this one in
Gaming
showed dad the FH6 and AC8 trailers
he was impressed
keeping the veteran gamer up to date feels fulfiling
Thats what i bought this for
just met a REAL darktide femboy, it was bound to happen eventually
the darktide community consists of racists, femboys, nerds and blue collar workers
sometimes they overlap

Jarvis, (do not) post femboy with a black sun transgender flag
anyways, back to playing psyker 

what
im not deep enough into whatever lore/shit this is from
It can
but how would that even work?
I have screenshots and won't share em
fuck
well im not asking for that, im just confused
Oh, edgy dumbasses on the internet
well i should have seen this answer coming
its the root of many problems
(with absolute trash fashion sense)
every combination possible has already been achieved
that's an insane line
Mega shotgun 
Jarvis, look up Reincarnation no Kaben anilist characters page

Address me 🐘
which one
left
we just ran out of stock

Im so hungry
dads joke 
You are an enemy of god
eat air
Good
Big Mac is straight ass
Too much bread
It does do a good job of hiding it tho
Its pretty moist overall
Big tasty is 10 times better
I dont think Americans have it though which is tragic
fried chicken
They only eat like the quarter pounder and the big mac
Also big Mac is the worst kind of big burger
A tall one
Not a wide one
mcdonald's gotta be the weakest fast food place nowadays
uaf fleet detected

how's that working out for ya
i'm out of the hobo phase, its going well so far
i'm deleting everything that's not uhh
modded cringe shit that's designed to kill me
if you have mods like aod installed
i think they have unique interactions with the mod
no semibreves in the fleet, if you're wondering
if you get that far that is
game gets kinda boring after hobo phase imo
For the hungry lad @latent hazel https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2042521157568520280
unless i start becoming a terrorist and saturation bombing legio or smth
first non cringe uaf enjoyer hollup
there's a bunch of exploration and story stuff from mods, i'm still discovering a few of them
like the AI hottie on the phase fulgent
A bit dry

i have two minibreves but those are on the ace combat jet
ace combat jet deserves the nukes

like you know it's bad when even the mod itself warns you about semibreves in the tips
have fun with that thing's friendly fire
it do be funny tho
god when is the next starsector major patch coming
steam release is close surely

struct DataBase<K: Copy, V: Copy> {
database: HashMap<K, V>
}
im looking to put redis out of business
@sick trail 1984
gm
morning

.

im doing fine
awesome
tho this coffee gonna make me shit myself 
typical
So much of starsector is menu gameplay
Game crashed, lost 20 mins of stuff
At least it was all in the refit and dialogue screens
most sane grey name
@slim magnet does doom have an sdk or something or a map making tool? how do people even make maps

@quiet abyss gma rrox

id post furry gooner bait but dry will evaporate me like a ghoul shot by a laser rifle

WGAT MAN I SAY GM

@olive coral @frozen void the bigger cap is only the polar ice caps
speaking of ghouls, im still pissed about the mini of the month from GW
those assholes just decided to hand out a fuckass crackhead for the month
fuck you guys
december got a deathwatch marine
april gets a crackhead
lovely

not even the cool crackheads
the zombie crackheads from age of stinkmar
i just realized
Mom apparently has 3 cats come over in the past three months, what in tarnation
you know the line "Looking to protect yourself , or deal some damage?" in skyrim? This exact line can also be used if you're a sex shop cashier

Hungry brain thinks of the bread 
Just ping iedy and it will be fine
naaw
only on saturdays
The cat distribution system works very well
Also got a clean bill of health so that's pretty nice
it's retarded easy to use
since """""""""doom is actually 2d"""""""""" it's just building plan drawing basically
Oh ye
(it isn't 2d but that's what people like to say)
Ivan should do MyHouse.pk3
i could never like myhouse
Now that is tanky
or i mean not really but shit gets stale super quickly
yes the gimmick is cute yes we see the fit
69% damage taken from Bio (nice)
is recreate the sewers map from serious sam tfe
if you want a cool ass egyptian and aliens map pack try epic 2
no i want to try and recreate a tfe map
it's my comfort map pack and basically the only one that's not harder than plutonia
not play one
yeah i read that i'm just saying since it lines up with serious sam
ive watched the pyro video

man daggerfall is such a good game i love it
is that the official tool people use?
not official but yes that's what people use
riight
so u got jokes 
also
It's like when people ask me if the guitars we got are made in USSR
idk how youd create the parts of sewers that are under one another cuz doom cant do that right?
tbh ye now that i think of it a ton of serious maps use slopes
i guess just use stairs
idk how accurately you can recreate the map
just tell them what they want to hear and watch them buy it 
land the expectations plane
Just fuck around
Make you a giant arena with 500 Pinkies
hatshepsut would be ez i think
its very straight forward
granted there is one area with room over another room so idk how that will work
no retard i mean it in a way that you're expecting too much for your first time using the thing
you're setting yourself up to have a bad time
well obviously mate

Brooklyn 
God damn it, I left my Xbox series x controller at my hometown
i forgot yt password
i went to reset yt password
username: lettuce338
password successfully reset
look inside
ancient [redacted] upload
mfw i found my old [redacted] account instead of my kino account


now i need to figure out what the fuck was the email for my kino account
i'm so fucking bad with emails and passwords
the comments 
Password manager 
i forget to use it

i tried using keepass, i kept forgetting i even had it
I use bitwarden and literally every account I have is there
Just need to remember one password now 
bro what
Show the mulah 
you need like 1k hours watch time to get monetised
i have 1 (one)

i need to figure out how to get starsector recordings working
i can turn it into content
he doesn't know even know why
which one lol
I don’t remember man

Wut?
So can anyone please help me out here?
If you got no reason in your DMs or whatever, try to contact the mods
Probably a Discord issue though
We get plenty people that can't rejoin for whatever reason
Hey thanks mate, I don’t have any chat with the mods, so should I just create a alt account and contact them there?
You can try, yeah
Okay thx mate
INB4 "ban reason: alt of xyz"
told my girl in a different universe we'd be 2 yaoi men and she said yes us
@sick trail

how do i even use it
i signed up
I don't see the problem
i ddidnt say there is one
I literally just talked about me loving a new cartdrige 6.8 Remington spc, maybe they got annoyed by me?
Why these emojis then, huh
"Bad cartridge, kill him"
idk i was surprised when she agreed
cuz i said it as a joke
but then again shes straight out of arkham asylum so i shouldnt be surprissd
mannn i wanna go home and play games mann 
i bet if you glazed 6.5 Creeeeeemooooooorrr the retards wouldnt care
because everyone loves creedmoor despite it being so average
FUCK I JUST CHANGED MY PASSWORD AND FORGOT IT AGAIN
its just ballistically better than .308
but thats not a high bar
so like... sure?
but .30-06 is a better round than .308, but you dont see half as many fudds saying its the best thing ever, unlike 6.5 (you do still get .30-06 glazers tho)
fucking retard
aaaand now you are
thats the slippery slope
and you fell down it

[ General ]
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Parrying is now allowed while ground dashing in order to bring it in-line with air dashing
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Parry anti mash protection previously would last for 0.25s after the parry success (so you couldn't parry again for that duration). It is now for 0.25s only after the initial parry input...
https://youtu.be/CRnt_PBagnA it is with great pleasure I announce that I have reset my password and the new kino is now on yt
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjAkQ_3TvCSFxexnYw71aGolAFN17hb7p link to my kino playlist (only 2 for now) (all unlisted btw)
LEFT CHANNEL ONLY LETS GOO
ONLY MY LEFT EAR
WOOO

i havne't learned how to fix audio channels, either you help me or no right channel for you

i dont care enough for allat
@thick plover
SEX: MEN
Mini vyper buff 

Yeah but there are some nice lads there and I want to get unbanned
so I am desperate for help rn
Slitherin slithering slitherin watch out watch out watch out shoots you dead with infinite ammo and you die
hungary situation so bad it even landed on our bulgarian news
wtfff is going on in hungary dude
gru got pregnant with another minion
putin rat getting fucked 
????????? WHAT
amogus is dead 
Insane
Here they are spreading propaganda that the EU is trying to overthrow orbman

Election is tomorrow 
bro Ron quasi baron is weak af i killed him with shitty shotgun 
we have the Dont let Zelesnky get he last laugh posters


Im this kind of person that buys a game just to shit on the game more
I will buy road to vostok just to disect it and see how it improves

"I only hate professionally"
Like thats how its supposed to be done
play it and give constructive criticism
The issue is that its hate nowadays to say something bad
or racism
or whatever horrible unspeakable eldritch horror you just did
bro is shark
wearing hides ????? really
am I alone in disliking these checklist type steam reviews?
they're low effort engagement bait posts
some curators just spam 'em

feels too pretentious
like
yeah
it aint that deep lil vro
and it tells you literally nothing 99% of the time
some of my personal fav

a single sentence saying "the combat sucks" would be more informative

can only hate if i disect the product 
Warthunder Syndrome
first issue
no borderless window
fuck this shit
and it is.
Get ready to be shot by a low tier bandit that like 5 miles away from you
Laff sense is tingeling
yeah so ive already heard and noticed in the Demo
Also some dude complained he played 30 hours and didnt find a medkit to heal his head after an headshot xD
Regardless I like the immersion. The dread and absolute slog felt so true to my visit to finland
Road to Vostok is Finnish?
idk i dont trust road to vostok
but it feels like Finnland
I thought it took place between russia and finland
didnt we learn our lesson with early access crap
Probably just outside of St.Peterburg then
Dev is finnish i thought
Thats exactly why i bought it just to shit more on it
We never will now eat more goynip
I oddly enjoy the weapon management tho
Constantine you generous devil
Oh really 
you can hate without but i do not hate just on presumption xD
oh so its straighr up tarkov but in finland
got it
who is this retard
Hes a Iedy Whore person
My finger smells like bacon
Dry keep your Children in check
your mamma little piggy
Wtf does whore person even mean
@sick trail i will slap your Child
What is this game?
Underrail
Unironically just wait until build 4 to buy
The current gunplay isn't bad but ai reacts like cardboard targets
Tarkov somehow has better gunplay
got a bunch of boxes on the screen
cool colors apeals to my eyes
Its a good rpg. But annoyingly difficult one
my favorate challenge is to see how much i can drink before i take a nap
It's annoyingly difficult yes
Didn't stop me beating it on Dominating for the first time
700+ hours and i'd never done Deep Caverns
Finally changed that on my first proper dom run
can general-ooftooopic be changed to reading?


also i fucking hate the nu udra
worst monster ive fought
fuckass octopus

i dont want to do that shit without a water weapon ever again man
that was miserable
First house i looted had 2 MP5 on the ground xD
america
i thought Americans love tentacles
Russia 

i dont have 2 mp5s at home 
You have a neighbourhood bear though

its ate some escaped convict not long ago lmao
And 9 years worth of kompot in your pogrieb
look i found @celest plank
what if god doesnt care?
corrado soprano eye goggles
not american, and i dont like tentacles you numpty
australia 
he didnt get it
tbf i guess its not the most popular song on that album
all hope is gone is known for psychosocial
not gematria











finally got back home
