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p!who


p!who

This thing
Ain't no way, snoop Dogg is a hoo hoot?
P!who
p!who

He looks like he does Pokémon nuzlockes

Flop ping incoming?

S.P.Q.R
you wrote p!who wrong so stfu


donut premium
A succulent Chinese meal
I read it as cock you 
and i will thank you from the bottom of my heart for it
Rip
its the
A tushkano kebab?
its da meme
Hungry brain thinks of the bread
purple
honored one
ratto kiryu
isn't like yakuza 0 takes place in the early 80's?
I have no idea
Shush

yes
don’t spoil
its a time period dumbass


alotta jax
Wait in theaters?
ye
What the hell?
they are releasing the final ep in theaters
why?
2 weeks before yt upload
money props
-_-
also more global
Ahhhhh
Is this real
How is it more global than fucking YouTube, will it be screened in North Korea? 
wasn't it supposed to launch on the 9th of june? or was it 19?
it is
Or in shri lanka
19th june is YT upload
ah okay
AMERICANS
digital circus? why not... Virtual Insanity
those 2 weeks will be hell for avoiding spoilers
I’ll bet the movie will be leaked and have the entire movie spoiled for everyone
maybe we have like what happened with Harry Potter
no
dude literally day 1 everywhere will be filled with tadc spoilers / posts
be prepared to enter a world... stranger than you ever imagine

jax/kinger will either die or stay behind
a world of witchcraft, spells...
calling it here
i hope they postpone the theater release to at least june 18 or something
What Eastern Europe?

no...
but they do it so they upload it on yt 1 day after
Raccoon city, 1998...
South Europe?
it's a year i never forget...
Ah so the uk got it
so for example they release it on theaters in june 25 and then they upload the new ep on yt on june 26
i dont think sam posted this last night so i will do so in her stead
Well, be happy those fucking orbs are gone
skissue
go pet it
you are about 10 hours late
this image made me remember that one War of the Worlds game that's hella sick but is still stuck in development
did you made kerfur french?
im not the one playing the game
Everything shown here is pre-alpha gameplay. Features, visuals, and performance are still actively being worked on.
I apologize for any strong language and any inconsistency of audio volume in this video. It's a combination of clips from many different players with different audio settings
9:36 Multiplayer Gameplay begins
The December 2...
are you ready for our death
nay
shes gonna kill us and the vas when the final ep released
my bets :
Someone will sacrifice themselfs so rest can be safe
jax opening up (fucking hope so)
human versions of them
kinger dying
brokebob shinada pants https://www.twitch.tv/marioinatophat

alo 
'elo
Look at this dog, found her near darkscape
is he aware?
thank you kurzgesagt
she is very much not aware
have you played votv???
Those orbs are fucking DOGSHIT
who is bro
anyone here bought Road to Vostok?
is it good?
its SP so i didnt
someone here said it's still pretty janky
not the EA release yet but played a ton of the earlier versions
some jank for sure
but a very solid foundation. if you like gun animations and slow progression - go for it
15 bucks is ok
its surely a while away from release tho
i tried a uhhhhh "demo" 
it's okay. Like I said, I'd give it some more time to cook personally. AI is very simple (and a bit unfair tbh) and finding stuff you actually need is a pain
At current pace, give or take another 5 years 
Demo and EA release differ, EA has more things that weren't present in demo. Can't tell you how much was added, but it's not 1:1
I know. I don't mean the demo though.
did they fix npcs lasering you from across the map with shotguns

because if that's still in I'd just replay clear sky instead
npcs are way worse at aiming now, until they get like with 20 meters
but they still sneaky af
nope i got nailed by a guy with a mak through a forest once lol. headshot.

shotgun is accurate tho - for sure 
they made their own health journal
who's 'they'
also that "no ai slop" label lmao
kurzgesagt
look at that birb
i'd recognize that fucking bird anywhere

Ion Fury or Everspace now... i want to shut off and just play finally again
stop looking at me
Heads. Go play Ion Fury

fym 

have no idea who that is
WHAT
aw hell no fym you dont know who kurzgesagt is
a channel making a lot of informative videos about various kinds of topics
i dont either
🥀
I see you post their videos from time to time but I never bothered to click
like
from common knowledge stuff to "what if" scenarios like nuclear bombs detonating in the mariana trench
y'all never get him on recommended occasionally ?
why the fuck would I click a video with this dumbass title and thumbnail
nope
my algorithm was built very carefully and very thoroughly

my algo is a mix of maidcore, random lets plays and music edits
yea I remember you posting that
and again
why the fuck would I click that dumb shit

where is your insatiable thirst for knowledge
to be fair from outside it does look dumb
I'd click this but I already know the dumbest animal alive isn't a fish, it's birb
i mean you click on this channel a lot
but he really explains what it does to your body
I got friends here
that channel ain't got no friends
whether its from chemistry / biology / anatomy
Weird, it doesnt have Sab pic as thumbnail 
he really does education
sure pal
and not your avg stupid yt vids
I ain't your pal, buddy
for example this was the video i have learned how fever works
im not your buddy, friend
eh
the thumbnail and titles never made me wanna click
reverse clickbait
super effective
well YT itself is mostly filled with it
so i dont see it as an issue
you need to lure in viewers somehow
Kurgseagtkfjjsjebr or whatever
there is like 5%-10% of actually good people not doing that
on the whole site
I'm not a wild animal or some fish to be lured
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE
YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE MY BODY, BABY
YOU'RE GONNA DIE
(or maybe I will)
incoming birb or samantha cropping my message and saying something like "women when they take plan b"
maybe
akchually 🤓
it's pretty fucking hot today
it fucking SNOWED today
I'm running hotter than my PC
If your body cranked to 50 you would just die

nah i got more important thing to do today
it was 4 degrees outside
i know, it's a meme
and there was a heavy snowstorm for like few mins
then it continued to snow normally for like an hour or 2
its pretty
also makes the weather less cold
more....soft ?
couldn't come up with the term
compared to post rain cold
maybe one day I'll be rich enough to travel to a different country so I can get the snowy winter experience
or I could just go to the far south of bananaland ,winters have snow there
Missing out on beauty
but that place is full of racists so probaly not a good idea to go there
i would definitely recommend experiencing it at least once 
i miss it so much
Snowless chuds 
surely all they do is say a word right ? 
coldest weather I ever had to experience for myself was 8º C
idk and I don't want to find out 

they'll look at you weird if you're not blond, pale white skin and have either blue or green eyes
@frank hearth I may finally rest.
Back when I was a kid, we got 2-3 meters of snow
so you won't rest
Full blown blizzards are gone

nah
Im not playing for at least 2 days
so valves fucking certainty system locks my rank in
so I cant derank
its almost like
the climate is changing 

Is the game fully out?
Ye
nah it isn't
Then your rank still doesnt matter 
its close doe were having 1 more update soon and then its probably gonna be public beta
it's funny cause it's true
@frank hearth 
it does actually, it there so you can despair even harder when someone plays like a lobotomite in high ranks and feeds 15 kills in the first 20 mins
Only for the mmr to be wiped anyway and your grind was for nothing 
And also playing with amoebas anyway 
i mean kinda the point of ranked resets
In full release ye
sir please dont drag amoebas into the same category as the creatures i have seen the past week
Not in beta 

Imaging tryharding in an ea game 
yes i dont go 0/15 while calling my team the N-word and other wonderfull slurs after the first 2 deaths tho
That's Bogdan speciality 
they already said they are gonna find a way to reward people who climbed in the closed invite only stage
so yea

it do matter if you care abt idk
getting a skin
selling my steam account in 20 years for 30 quadrillion dollars cause I have mina in a different colored dress because I grinded the game for 1k hours

i hope we are getting dotas level of skin customization
thats cringe
i dont do that
THEYRE GOIGN THROUGH MY FUCKIGN WALLS

they dont go through wlals
we provide criticism here like why the fuck isn't my wraith pressing her ult that allows her to get a kill on a person who has 100% hp in laning phase if she does it under the guardian
may that person learn how to use their ult key or I beg Jesus to never queue into them again
you'll get a pretty little icon next to your nickname 
dota 2 was peak
especially when you'd get full skin sets for just playing the game
and could sell them for steam wallet money
Bought a bunch of games thanks to that

now he gaming

It's a good harvest
Ye, dynamite is hard to get around using
true
"Oh there's a group there, lemme just-"
It hits a corner
it happens

just put a wheel of cheese on it
Either your dynamite misses, hits you
Or gets you a massive 8K 
thatll make it work
I feel as though this is the only bit keeping this user in the channel
Final episode of Digital Circus drops 19th June on YouTube and Netflix. It will be an hour long.
ALSO TADC: THE LAST ACT, an early movie screening airs from 4th June! TIX: https://digitalcircus.movie
Ahhh wire


well that and how fucking ... ... intresting this channel is sometimes
hello flop
what the fuck 
eh
did anyone here actually play Fellowship? I remember posting about it some time ago but idk if anyone got interested
I wanted to ask something 
Exactly
Hii
Fellowship?
you don't have to level, don't have to do 'quests' or whatever
you just do dungeon runs
someone posted a steam review saying the game has seasonal wipes
and it's just
mind boggling
can you blow up the dungeons
Looking at it
Ehhhh
Wanted to see if anyone here plays it and can confirm
which one
top one
Mewseum: Masterpieces is a relaxing game where you can solve hundreds of puzzles while revealing unique masterpieces. Unwind to the sound of a beautiful piano with classical music or listen to your own favorite audio while playing. The puzzles range from easy to medium difficulty, ensuring a smooth and frustration-free experience.
🧩How to…
$6.99
101
why is the reccomended
to me
because it's a masterpiece
you don't want recommendations of masterpieces?
you just want slop?
not my type of game
They know what you are
which is
Ah it's a colour by numbers game
Neat
yea
?
its a boomer shooter alright
Eww the gif is like saturated
caco bell 
this is a horrible move
yes.
shouldive stayed with
uhhh
red plimber
aka mario

should've went BFDI way instead
just dont watch that shit
theather release then 1 day later YT release
i like it tho ?
to each their own

i was never a fan of stuff like that
seems
weird to m
e
agian its just me
you like it thats cool
dont judge a book by its cover is all i can say
Of what
i mean, maybe
but i dont feel like it
tadc
im laaaaaazy
fair enough

took me a very long time to start jjk 
Oh the clown girl that i see gifs of?
I c
kick it
im gonna punt it across the room
Hamburber




Five dollarinos??
for a full Phobos fillup

i like this one
even better
true
me fr
la creatura
how rood

eheheeh

bowage has been found
yes im back to playing blood west
ive also found gold key 
Hey does anyone know a rifle in any game that uses 6.8 Remington spc?
oh
tarkov also has a 6.8 rifle
im rich
they might be the same weapon
gumbo probably has it or will have it too, then
tarkov uses 6.8 fury 

I don’t remember how much ram I have, maybe like 8 gigs or something
yes
roblox has 6.8spc iirc
64gb on my pc 😎
ayyy twin
(with 1060 😢 )
not twin
i wish i bought 64gb tbh especially with ram prices now

I have a 1660 super I think
nas?
and a few other things
i use my hdd in my pc as a single drive mini nas to keep my ripped blueray movies and music in
i have a single 2014 HDD that stores all my music books and archival stuff on
yeah
mine is a surveillance drive cuz for music and movies u dont need speed
being optimal and economical 
its a 4tb drive
mines 1tb
more space than i know what to do
but in my case
ripping 1080 or 4k movies eats up space like a mf
especially blueray which is turbo uncompressed
music js fine
even the flac stuff isnt bad
mine hosts my gae ass website
and a git server
Watching the finale of Digital Circus in a public theatre with a bunch of Digital Circus fans is one of the circles of Hell Dante wrote about.
QRT: DiscussingFilm
First poster for ‘THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: THE LAST ACT’.It will premiere in U.S. theaters nationwide from June 4-7.

y a mi que chucha
i thought you were posting stupidpenisx as my website 😭
only coding ive ever done is make a calc( calculator for short im using slang) in c#
calculafor
implode
Lowkey still pissed about this
Such a waste of a character

im so good at keeping up with my git
Azu dayo
rate the crossbow btw
Salz??? Victor Saltzpyre reference 
coding and tech are the two subjects i've clicked the not interested button the most
and the don't recommend this channel one too
but it just keeps coming back like dawg i don't want to partake in it
wasnt there a addon to block channels
BROOOS
ive been programming most my life
omfg, i swear on my dog, i looked at that controller and went: "is that the controller they used in the sub"
~11 years
but not it is just the ps4 controller
Found rat dad
would be insane because that'd mean darkviper would finally not appear on my feed every 2 days no matter what i do
shush now, the rat be miningh

How old are you?
arent u like 15
No uuuu
uh oh

yea
im 18 bruh
shes not sound its ok

what was your first programming language?
same
C# then python then c++ then rust then c then c++ then rust again
I am going to ski brow ⛷️
coding on rust?
in rust
as in... the game rust
the language you brick
this rust i was talking about
damn
You could say you got... rusty
the language
i hate people who are younger thab me i turn into the fucking unc of the channel
together with dry and skom
ooooh, now it makes sense
Yooo
How old are you?
Spite
23 i think
i learnt how to say "hello world" on python
idk ask my mom
ivan why wouldi be talking about going to univerisity at 15 😭
🥀
Literal toddler
and 2 others execution programs
that's what most people do actually
i dont think it is
when were u born
damn... bro is older than the xbo 360
unless u know a million sheldons
2007
so you will turn 19 this year
im 19 this year
typo
damn
@upbeat verge
No shit really?
turned 18 this year
great chuds think alike
like September or something
no kidding!
aint no fucking way
im virgo
2002 too right ?
virgin*
alto virgo
i cannot believe we share the same month and year together
i was born in sep 21 2002
i too am a september child
im 7th
im 3rd
wtf 🥀

I miss the 90s (I don't remember the 90s I was born in 1997)
thats like that book
dude
did you gamed on what console?
by george cockwell?
yea
aah
i can name more then 10 people that has a bday on september
why did everyone gave birth in september
people be fucking in easter
I have the cool year of birth cause it starts with 19 
it me
7th of September is cool its lucky number
Unc year of birth
Good thing you fixed that cause I was about to call you retarded (you still are retarded)


How about 11
why are you in the r/furryporn server
11th is best
why do you know this
Mimikyu dayo
cause its hot
ayo
Why do you not

chupalo entonce
time to get back to rewriting 15k lines of code
I dont see shit, and why do you recognize that
Let me tell you this doge, I'm on 4 servers which I have to constantly check if I didn't use emotes from
I DONT KNOW THOO

i've heard stories of my programmers friend's that 1000+ lines of code is barely anything, is that true?
its the gamma server
1k lines is bearly a triangle
1k is nothing
Yo yoo
damn, soo my random code i did on python is barely sub thing then
15 lines of code and i thought i did somethin
fuckin' printing "hello world" and answering a question
Notice how 8 isnt here?
Thats because 6 and 7 8 them
Not funny
i think i still have it on myemail
Are you taking the stance on the topic that has been discussed during the event that took place the Nvidia broadcast in which, at the start of it, someone mentioned in the public some aspects regarding FG?
ha
I remember when I made an entire short game in C++ during IT class cause I got bored
Who’s this kid?
Have you done it?
Why do we have another lyming here
You're just lying to yourself
I mean i dont daily drive one, but i can
automatics are soo easy
They suck ass
no fuckin' wonder does the americans get into soo much accidents
being able to drive a manual is a neat thing of it's own
Automatics are just more common here so i have one, but i can drive a manual fine
I wouldn't trust anyone who can't drive a manual
like: better than 88% of americans or something
They aren't! Just use your brain!
Anyone can drive auto
yeah, you just need tempo
even I know how to drive a manual. in theory 
i've been legitmately thinking of buying an used car as my first one
Not a bad idea
Manual is more fun
most people don't even have one braincell and you expect them to have two?
i would like to listen what do you guys think of the cars selections
As long as its not a rust bucket, used is good
define: "rust bucket"
especially offtopic
a bucket of rust
get an old (90s-2000s) Honda Civic hatchback
That's in line with my opinion that most people shouldn't be allowed to drive
Dude my opinion on starter cars is literally it drives, it doesnt entirely fucking suck and it has a radio
they are soo expensive here dude
based and correct opinion
like: they are rare
one of the few i saw here, were like: 30k minimun
My first and current car was used
try a corsa then
pqp
(I'm just throwing names of cars I like)
It really depends on what you get
for a split second, i thought you were brazillian
A BMW made out of 3 or 4 welded together models
since one of the most famous "popular" cars in brazil is the fuckin' corsa
I got an Acura TL with 175k miles but it's lasted me to 200k with no issues
ah
And I suspect it'll do well for another 50k
i've been thinking of investing on a old ass golf mk3
gonna support my small streamer
they're popular in some other places too but they're not Chevrolet Corsas, they're Opel or Vauxhall
Just get a car thats affordable and not dogshit, dogshit being a smart car or a prius, so not a hard criteria

So a civic is too expensive but a golf isn't?
chevy, opel's and vauxhall are same brand
Checks out tbh
Golf might be more common
based. Holy shit this is so based.
an hatchback here is 30k minimun
golf here is fuckin' 15k
Civics go for more than a golf where i live too
a decent used one from 20 years ago
My first car was a gen 6 civic and I got it for $500
Even used
fuckin' 3 quid
vehicl'
I really wish I got an econobox with a stick for these gas prices
And I used it for 5 years before I sold it for $500 again 
i thought on the yaris for a moment also, but i still prefer and old ass corolla
shoutout to laffeite i have him on insta

azu too
Like I could live with a yaris
I got a good idea, steal tons of car parts and build a frankencar or smth

Romania
if i were to build an car, i would have to program airbags and ABS system
TL is fun AF but taking premium is CBT on my wallet
which is far from ideal here
Who said? The law?
Dweebs

yes
💱 87,000 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 24,011.54 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
Offtopicans
I am asking once again for your aid
We need you to lead Offtopica to victory!

I don't know much about euro car advice other than what we get from them here in the US

secretary
Nah
Star Wars Clone Wars 2003 but only Captain Fordo scenes. At least every time Captain Fordo is in frame within Clone Wars 2003.
Outro Song: https://www.youtube.com/c/JoshLeBlanc984/videos (By Josh LeBlanc)
All scenes are from Star Wars Clone Wars 2003 Vol 1 and Vol 2.
dafuq is that even
Bro I wanted to ask rat to make you a secretary
slow
im taking the hardest job

But I'm in charge of the economy
Welcome to the team
yeah but i have to deal with people
💱 30,000 BRL (Brazilian Real) :flag_br: is equal to 5,973.78 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
who you wanna be Doge
I really wish we got Skoda here in the US
Rat
THERE
Pyrson
hmmm
your adivce is pretty valid
this is the budget you're in charge of
most of the cars in here are from european origin
oliver kepler
Yeah the budget looks fine for now
yeah, just declare bankruptcy
Keep it
Welcome to the team

What do you want your soldiers to be called
I wasn't aware that there is an actual budget 
i should change my nickname now that i noticed it 
name one of them "ZHora Killer"
dogs 
Pizza time 
I wouldn't
is that ham?
"dog brigade"
perfect
That's someone already 😛
No.
We don't even get the base Golf here in the US anymore, it's just the GTI and the R
Doge let his dogs out bruh
give me the "Ishmael"
We're doomed
Just gimme the damn military research person
who let the dogs out?🗣️ 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

What do you want your soldiers to be called
There is ham yes
It's with burrata
You don't know, good
oh i KNEW
"Astartes"
i just needed to make it go the other way

Do you want to change your budget

Bro is playing Excel The Game™ 🥀
please what the hell is this game lol
"man i LOVE Excel! i hope they make it into a game one day!"
What budget
Maybe I should start a new starsector run and put offtopic in it
ping me when something drastic happens involving the man himself john anarchy
shadow empire, iirc
Idk about this stuff, just do whats best 
was getting some wages of war vibes a lil idk why
you wanted me to call him "North California Republicans?"
Yeah just gimme a lil more
You are currently researching Gas Powered Rifles
No, call them guardsmen at least
oi! can't i know my bureocracy warriors name's?
i would call them Kriegers
but Astartes works well
as in... gases like Helium or gas operated rifles?
Bureaucracy?
gas operated
Blow-Suck gun operation
no I will not elaborate
ye,
What other gun options are there to research?
oh god.
Not this again xD
So is there like actual boots-on-the-ground war gameplay or is it just bureaucratic micromanagement all the way?
it will escalate
issue the common foot soldiers a gun like the g11
total all out Rat war
You start with slug thrower (think fallout) and carbines
You have successfully researched Automatic weapons
and now you're working on gas powered
there are also gauss, laser
but we haven't discovered that yet
Yeah just leave it there for now
gotta make those... alliances jagged
Gonna work towards cool shit
yeah it looks like this
thats worse than being german
Automatic before gas powered 
peak
We dont get it retard 
Dorf
bro doesn't know jagged alliance
😭
It's random chance
ever heard of simple blowblack
Nop
the g3 does not have a gas system
No 
Those are technically gas blowback, no? 
since it is roller delayed blowback
nope!
Oh right roller
Gas is still involved btw 
I forgot how many types of operating systems there are
Air is gas
gas operated guns either typically have a gas piston or/ with a gas tube
which uses part of the gases exiting the barrel to push the bolt backwards
hence cyling it

blowback in the other hand uses simple physics to operate
the m1911 is a great example
soo GBB just means Gas BlowBack?
crimson desert ain't saving games properly for me
woe
replaying escort quests upon ye
great britbong
give me the 6.5 CBJ ammo that pens better than 762

Bag like thing
@real aspen
we can't pick ammo type unfortunately
it's not that grognardy
the only thing worse than doing those in the first place is having to do them over again ugh










