╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

YEAAAAAAAAAA

[pallid sapphire]

redownloading road to shitstick for the 20nth time

[sour rivet]

SHES SO PRETYYYYYYYYYY

[tiny notch]

this shuldnt be nearly as funny as i think it is

[oblique belfry]

fish in it too

[green granite]

Yes theoretically it can

But in practice

[noble basin]

Bottom left corner

[green granite]

Can it?

[sour rivet]

ough

[green granite]

I mean it barely able to move around on its own

[oblique belfry]

dunno the reason they are cosplaying tho

[copper vapor]

Netflix Asriel

[oblique belfry]

instead of the actual characters

ye

why are they cosplaying the characters

[copper vapor]

I hope it has the flowey battle theme

and it glitches the screen and stuff

[copper vapor]

and flowey shuts down the game

[oblique belfry]

booo

[copper vapor]

1/10 dox the dev and kidnap his dog

[timber oxide]

Dox the dog and kidnap the dev

[oblique belfry]

im an omega flowey ost lover

[gleaming nymph]

I need to get a job to save up for a brain removal surgery

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/who-tf-starts-a-conversation-like-that-who-the-fuck-starts-a-conversation-like-that

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/9p5TKYn8oqI?si=41XNIYqEiwFnPvlH

[tiny notch]

didnt mr underrune say that asriel would be black in a human AU

[sour rivet]

well shit i gotta save my monee for dead as disco now

[oblique belfry]

@teal spade what the fuck 🥀

[timber oxide]

Why a surgery, just annoy a person who just so happens to hold a shotgun

It's free

[green granite]

@quiet abyss man

Glorptide DB Shotgun is

Is so peam

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[gleaming nymph]

I don't have persons

[teal spade]

swift player

[timber oxide]

Yeah, slavery has been illegal for a while

[oblique belfry]

MID YUUMI

BRO

ON ME

MID IS EMPTY

[copper vapor]

incel

[teal spade]

swift player

[rocky turtle]

holy shit

[pallid sapphire]

Look

the PM7 loads a MP7 Mag

they changed the guns name but not the Mag name ????

retards

[copper vapor]

please cut the solo indie dev some slack

[supple lotus]

i was gonna say - plural?

[pallid sapphire]

he got this right

[copper vapor]

it's not one guy?

[supple lotus]

it is ya

a finnish ex soldier

henxe the traders all talking like

[copper vapor]

wife

[supple lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cosplay-sesame-street-heroescon-N1Y0wds8KR8xG

[pallid sapphire]

Retards

[timber oxide]

Laff

With all due respect

Go die

[supple lotus]

Calling BarryBogs tarded

[pallid sapphire]

Yes

[pallid sapphire]

you know i react extremely

its not so bad

he did a good job

he even made walking less akward now

[timber oxide]

I really dislike people who call game devs tards unless they really deserve it

[pallid sapphire]

To be honest that could get him in legal trouble just for a typo

[supple lotus]

not a typo

but also, fuck me that new module is... as goated as people say

I'm happy

[pallid sapphire]

Also remember Disney sued a comedian cause he translated the lion king song as a joke to "Look its a lion"

28 million

for a joke

[rocky turtle]

finally new chest armor

[copper vapor]

you rn

[supple lotus]

seems good, is it a BiS?

[timber oxide]

oh wow look the almighty and allknowing mbo decided to make fun of me for no reason whatsoever, who could've guessed

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336380532363362304/1344787141523275837/XWyKuU6E.gif

[timber oxide]

I'm not in the mood for shenanigans

[pallid sapphire]

the PM7 has no recoil

[pallid raft]

there will be NO shenanigans

[timber oxide]

NO SHENANIGANS

[pallid raft]

NONE

[timber oxide]

Not even ONE

[pallid raft]

NADA

MINUS SHENANIGANS ONLY

[supple lotus]

they say, doing shenanigans

[pallid sapphire]

HUSTON WE GOT A PROBLEM

GUNS HAVE NO RECOIL AS SOON AS YOU MOVE THE MOUSE

thats a pretty nasty bug

[copper vapor]

not the right way to go about it

[timber oxide]

Can you, I dunno, bother someone else?

[copper vapor]

now let the shenanigans commence

[pallid raft]

https://tenor.com/view/shawn-michaels-entrance-wwe-summer-slam-wrestling-gif-18148503

[rocky turtle]

yeah its bis

[supple lotus]

[copper vapor]

I can... but will I?

[thick plover]

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

https://youtu.be/oSeqs_xeqv4

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[supple lotus]

yes you will

[sour rivet]

i got waffles

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/jedi-starwars-1

[supple lotus]

mmmh indeed - food would be nice

[tiny notch]

i uh
that
thats a vaslid point

[pallid raft]

genocide bad

[olive coral]

https://tenor.com/view/reze-chainsaw-man-csm-stare-anime-rain-gif-17751007222649062258

[thick plover]

i got chocolate chip cookie

[rocky turtle]

only better is this one but i didnt got heart of mountain LP3 nor i have balls to corrupt it even

[thick plover]

its short range doe

[sour rivet]

you want a bacon sandwich (waves hand)

[thick plover]

and they are viltrumites fighting other viltrumites

so yea

[rocky turtle]

can i be in?

[thick plover]

bro got hideo kojima in his colony

[copper vapor]

I mean the enhanced turbovirus doesn't discriminate either

[thick plover]

I guessed right

[olive coral]

yeah why the fuc knot

you can be hideo

[copper vapor]

hideous jokima

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry now watching invisibl ep 6

[pallid raft]

joe hendry

[rocky turtle]

thanks bratushka

[copper vapor]

I should probably stop listening to music and make my lunch

[thick plover]

https://x.com/Wario64/status/2042271797047967910?s=20

Wario64 (@Wario64)

Graveyard Keeper is free to own on Steam (offer ends April 13) https://t.co/6zSaptB6iw
US PSN https://t.co/03ZSwFMow1
Xbox https://t.co/LB0YbPMXsH

Deck playable

X · Apr 9, 2026, 4:01 PM

lets go lads

had this game on my wishlist too

[gleaming nymph]

Yet again, coffee next to keyboard. I truly never learn.

[pallid sapphire]

Death Stranding 2 seems pretty buggy on PC so ive heard.Friend of mine which is a Hideo glazer got REALLY PISSED about the Game xD

Said Part 2 feels like an expensive Addon for the first game xD

[upbeat verge]

bro got a bowl of some bullshit

[sour rivet]

its not?

[upbeat verge]

a bit of this and a bit of that

[sour rivet]

i didnt have a single bug

also... yeah its an addon?
its a sequel

[pallid sapphire]

Good for you,ive seen him driving a straight road and suddenly all his cargo got FUBARED xD

out of nowhere

[sour rivet]

sounds like a skill issue

[pallid sapphire]

could be cause even breathing was a skill issue for Spicy

so i bet just existing is also a skill issue for some

[supple lotus]

nothing tops that one pan picture in brainfart

[upbeat verge]

by meowmachine?

[supple lotus]

[upbeat verge]

[supple lotus]

fried turd

[upbeat verge]

I know it

unfortunately.

@supple lotus

blyaaa

7 left

and they're all for the dlcs maps

and 2 for guns

[supple lotus]

well - i never cared and never will care for checklists.

[upbeat verge]

a true boomer

[copper vapor]

the game is free now because they announced a sequel btw

[pallid sapphire]

Doom and Doomer

[copper vapor]

based

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/how-i-feel-how-i-feel-after-adding-one-more-free-game-to-my-library-steam-cat-gif-16420878124006301790

[copper vapor]

gifs you can hear

[upbeat verge]

I instantly grabbed it ty lads

[rocky turtle]

i did so much prophecies for rings to get red rings of alatria, i can build whole planet from those shit unique rings

[thick plover]

dies from death

[upbeat verge]

fk it I wont bothere with the achievements

[cunning bronze]

Holy shit this game is gorgeous

[upbeat verge]

eeeeeeeh

[pallid raft]

it always looks shit in screenshots

[upbeat verge]

I mean....maybe.

[pallid raft]

but it does look good

when youre in it

[sour rivet]

its aight

[upbeat verge]

oh yes the objective right there on the screen constantly sitting and reminding u about the quests

MMMMM

[supple lotus]

it has no artdirection imo

[sour rivet]

yes thank you

[supple lotus]

realistic, sure - but thats just fidelity

[sour rivet]

it looks too "photorealistic" too me

[pallid raft]

it reminds me of how it feels in greece

[upbeat verge]

shit?

[pallid raft]

the nice parts of greece

[supple lotus]

i dont wanna knock it, it has its cool shit - just not for me

[pallid raft]

like the tourist places

[tiny notch]

my family is going to cut back even more in like a month to start saving for my uni 😭

[upbeat verge]

ZEUS!!

[tiny notch]

ive been trying to get a job for like 8 month to help

[pallid raft]

YOUR SON HAS RETURNED

you should let us make you a new cv

[upbeat verge]

DO NOT LET THEM make you a new cv

[pallid raft]

ignore that

you should

[upbeat verge]

NOO

[sour rivet]

also 70 dollar game with a shit story, good combat, but not much enemy variety?

where have i seen that before....

OH YES

[rocky turtle]

at least soon its gonna get better its gonna be 28 useless ring not 14

[cunning bronze]

oh yeah now that i see the screenshot it looks like ass

[teal spade]

burn down a wearhouse for not giving you a job

[tiny notch]

ive got like 4 cvs written
one for tech, food service, retail and general use

[quiet yew]

I need to see

[supple lotus]

aight, dinner is chosen... now i just need to get my lazy ass off the chair

[cunning bronze]

in game looks so much better

[pallid raft]

do you get interviews?

[tiny notch]

dawg im barely getting rejections

[upbeat verge]

blah blah hardest wills or however the meme went

[pallid raft]

ooff

[cunning bronze]

not wrong

[teal spade]

honestly, one of the best ways to get a job is to go to a place you wanna work at and ask them in person

[cunning bronze]

but this is fine to me

[pallid raft]

it took me like 6 months to get any interviews, and then i took 2 at the same time, and then they both rang me on the same day asking me to work there

youll get it eventually

[tiny notch]

"oh go apply online we dont take in person"

[pallid raft]

just keep at it

[supple lotus]

yeah, again. dont wanna knock it. just my 2 cents

[cunning bronze]

i feel like i'd be disappointed if from soft made something without an art direction to be fair

[cunning bronze]

of course of course

[teal spade]

"Cool, fuck off then"

[supple lotus]

boomer take

[oblique belfry]

[pallid raft]

tbf every single job around me refuses in person applications

[teal spade]

brother, it's literally how I got a job

[supple lotus]

i was joking

[tiny notch]

i went to most stores in two cities near me and got the same responses of "go apply online" or "we dont take students" at every place

[copper vapor]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[sour rivet]

no job from going in person
no job from online due to ghost applications

[tiny notch]

one refused on basis of the college i went to when they asked

[sour rivet]

do i kill myself or rob people

[pallid sapphire]

Someone knows if the Sourroundead dev got deployed cause hes Military and seems to be American ???

[pallid raft]

do you collect unemployment from the governmammanent

[copper vapor]

rob yourself

[upbeat verge]

damnnnn bruh

[tiny notch]

ahh romanian spotted

[upbeat verge]

NOTHING on sale

[teal spade]

you from the us?

[upbeat verge]

steam lackin

[tiny notch]

no

[sour rivet]

im american

[tiny notch]

UK

[cunning bronze]

will go there

[copper vapor]

I have no idea

[cunning bronze]

im going to take this game slow and savour it

[pallid sapphire]

Lies of Penor

[tiny notch]

maybe ill get a job when i move to scottland 😭

i sure hope so

[sour rivet]

ok i stole my pc

[tiny notch]

ill need the money

[pallid raft]

you should go to the job center, theyll pay you around 300 a month for looking for a job and theyll help you with a new cv and stuff if you need it

and thatll still help your parents out

[copper vapor]

I said that to myself as well
then after 3 15-minute trips in a row I decided to start using fast travel

[pallid raft]

at least in the part of the uk im in thats in place

[tiny notch]

job center told my brother to kill himself

so

[sour rivet]

is there any US equilivant

[pallid raft]

oof

[pallid sapphire]

Guess hes fucked

[pallid raft]

uhh probably not your country hates you all

[cunning bronze]

oh i referred to playing the game slowly as not allday lol

even though i can

im unemployed atm

[pallid raft]

nah i think there is a us one

[cunning bronze]

[sour rivet]

please send someone to fix this place

[pallid raft]

i will do it

[sour rivet]

preferably one with good aim

[pallid raft]

i was gold nova in cs

that counts

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

birb is it true that the US has a 35% income tax

[supple lotus]

hmmmmmm i also finally want to play a game again after 3 months

but WHAT

[sour rivet]

uhhh i think thats for people who have a high income?

[tiny notch]

jobb center also refuses to give my brother any form of income because hes "too disabled" despite looking for jobs

[teal spade]

heard it's shit there too

so idk

[sour rivet]

idk i dont pay attention to taxes

[tiny notch]

yeah no its really bad

[pallid raft]

i liked atomfall

[quiet abyss]

Youre trying it again?

[copper vapor]

saw someone make this claim and tryna say the US is a bad place to live in

all I could think about was "why don't you leave then"

[zealous depot]

You get double taxed in the US

[sour rivet]

expensive to live in

[tiny notch]

theres ~15000 job posts aroudn me on indeed
only about ~100 of them are real, 20 i can reach and 5 im qualified for

[sour rivet]

expensive to leave

you are fucked either way

[zealous depot]

The state taxes you and the country will too

[sour rivet]

not to mention the chance of ICE gunning you down

[teal spade]

anyway @tiny notch , I legit walked into a factory and told them I'm looking for a job and a manager came up to talk to me about it

[pallid raft]

would you mind stepping out of the vee hickle

[sour rivet]

but like
where tf would i go?

[copper vapor]

hmm.

[teal spade]

no "online applications only" bs

[sour rivet]

uk is ass
australia is ass
the middle east is uber ass

[tiny notch]

i apply to basically anything im qualified for
shop assistant, cleaning, fast food clerk, IT intern, junior dev i cant find shit

[mortal latch]

i'm subscribed 🥀✌️

[zealous depot]

12% is what I sit in for single

[pallid raft]

can you not get anything thru nepotism?

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

oh I meant this person I mentioned
they're from my country, left to live in the US and now whines that the US has way worse taxes than bananaland

yet they remain in the US

[pallid raft]

parents not got anything you can do

[proven tundra]

I would say come to Canada
But the no qualifications job industry is pretty ass

[teal spade]

try joining a job seekers department, they can help you get a job

[pallid sapphire]

Beta decay getting big progress

[sour rivet]

oh so they wasnt even born here

[copper vapor]

and they said their taxes are 35% so they in the 250k-640k yearly income bracket

[tiny notch]

dads a warhammer manager but theres no job openings ive been tracking them for about a year, mother runs her own buisness

[supple lotus]

i want it

oh wrong reply

[tiny notch]

they dont take those in education anyway irrc

[sour rivet]

you want ALL of the us?

damn bro ok

[copper vapor]

nope

[teal spade]

ah

[supple lotus]

nah, i got both my hands full already

[copper vapor]

got rich here, went to the US, got rich(er) in the US and now complain about being taxed

[tiny notch]

warhammer job board be like:
Nottingham
Nottingham
Nottingham
Nottingham
Nottingham
Nottingham
Nottingham

[pallid raft]

what did you mean to reply you

[pallid raft]

hahahaha it is like that

[supple lotus]

Beta Decay

[upbeat verge]

isn't it like 50?

[timber oxide]

Pretty sure skom would make it better

[sour rivet]

i think
your friend is an idiot

[tiny notch]

dont forget palce youve never heard of

[sour rivet]

literally anyone would make it better

[copper vapor]

bro same

[pallid raft]

and even then the job applications for warhammer all want experience and in depth warhammer knowledge

[pallid raft]

feckin bromley mate

[tiny notch]

i got that + i can get in through nepotism (my dads a manager and is super well liked by all the higherups at nottingham )

[pallid raft]

oh so you can just wait for a place really then til it works out

[tiny notch]

we are looking out for any posting for warhammer near where i live or where im going to uni at

[copper vapor]

according to the site I checked the highest tax bracket is 37%

[supple lotus]

i cant find a game - cooking it is finally

[upbeat verge]

graveyard keeper free on steam
80% off on GOG Ok bro I get it that you have drm free shit but fuck off

[hexed stag]

my fridge by like:
Nothing(but)ham

[tiny notch]

opinion on this for my facebook banner

[timber oxide]

Perfect

[upbeat verge]

????

sure

[tiny notch]

thats all i need

[upbeat verge]

rain why dont I have you on facebook

[teal spade]

that's where their HQ is

[copper vapor]

I'd be happy with that

[proven tundra]

Mmm ham

Mmm bacon

[celest plank]

Very well m'lord

[proven tundra]

Mmm pork chops

[hexed stag]

no bread or vegg?

[mortal latch]

oh what happened to Delight

[hexed stag]

smh

[tiny notch]

yeah iki lol

[proven tundra]

Nobody puts bread in the fridge

[tiny notch]

ive been a few times

[proven tundra]

Do they?

[tiny notch]

its real cool

[copper vapor]

... who stores bread in the fridge

[hexed stag]

me

[proven tundra]

[hexed stag]

idk, lasts longer

[tiny notch]

IT MAKES A POST WHEN YOU UPDATE YOUR FUCKING BANNER

[green granite]

wyem

I also realize 2 more things why I kinda stopped playing

1st map cue sucks

sometimes it's so hard to tell where you have to go

[upbeat verge]

yes.

[green granite]

2nd visual vomitting
not like a bad thing it's just sometimes the map detail overload my sensor

[upbeat verge]

always does

u can delete it right after tho

[tiny notch]

i stand proud

[hexed stag]

why tf would anyone use fb?

[tiny notch]

theres a few places near me that hire from it

[rocky turtle]

hi fren

[upbeat verge]

I wonder if this shit will even run

[pallid sapphire]

Raiden jumpscare

[tiny notch]

my parents found out alr lmao

[upbeat verge]

[copper vapor]

play the redux

[pallid sapphire]

i love how the horse is a subcharacter

[pallid sapphire]

What

[tiny notch]

my sister foudn it funny cuz she knwos who it is

[upbeat verge]

when its on sale I will

[copper vapor]

oh

thought it came together with the og

[hexed stag]

and you think your banner would be attractive for a potential employer...?

[pallid sapphire]

oohhhhh

ahhhh

[pallid sapphire]

Who cares

if they judge on that fuck that employer

they can enjoy penis

[tiny notch]

its an innactive facebook lol

[hexed stag]

ok

[upbeat verge]

omg it launches

lmao

that's hilarious

[celest plank]

Good evening champ

[tiny notch]

should i make my facebook propper

[supple lotus]

if an employer checks your social - i dont even dare to think what else they will try to control

fuck that

[tiny notch]

ill atleast update the pfp its a 4 year old pic of my makeup

[supple lotus]

"we're a fambly"

also a big no-no

[tiny notch]

i peaked at 15 with my makeup

[copper vapor]

had a coworker pestering me about comments I made in a pc gamer post on facebook years ago

"this you?"

[supple lotus]

nunya business, asshole

back to cooking - i hear water boiling

[upbeat verge]

I wonder if there's a wad that recreates the serious sam TFE levels in doom

[copper vapor]

the possibility is always greater than zero

[upbeat verge]

with doom its like r34

if u can think of it someone probably made a wad for it

[tiny notch]

wtf is a meta horizon

anyway have a kitty

[upbeat verge]

asshole

orange idiot

[supple lotus]

one pack I'd recommend playing is both of the Ashes games. Standalone, and very good

[tiny notch]

hes the chill cat

[upbeat verge]

its a wad dlc?

[tiny notch]

the black ones evil

account for a place specifically near me: "we're hiring... in london"

[upbeat verge]

got quite the list of og boomer shooters to play through at this point

I'll be busy

[supple lotus]

ye

[tiny notch]

im still annoyed social media became corpo and that u cant have personality on ur profiles

[supple lotus]

in case you have time and energy to check one out

https://www.moddb.com/mods/ashes-2063

[tiny notch]

also someone tell my aunt to stop posting her location on her public facebook that has hundreds fo friends

[copper vapor]

it's funny

back in the 90s when the internet was new

parents would always say

"don't trust everything you see online"
and
"don't post personal info"

and nowadays, it's them doing it

[upbeat verge]

wtf

[proven tundra]

I just told my kids not to show porn to their friends
Cause if their parents came to me I'd throw them under the bus

[upbeat verge]

[tiny notch]

facebook is like the one social media i dont get the point of
others i can understand in some form

[upbeat verge]

no way someone made doom 2016 in doom

thats like minecraft compute inside minecraft that runs minecraft

[supple lotus]

• dont talk to strangers
• Dont get in a car with stranger

Now we call strangers to pick us up in a car

[tiny notch]

what kids are passing porn around
back in my day it was the stolen bottle of whiskey

[copper vapor]

and we pay them to do it

[supple lotus]

[proven tundra]

Back in my day
Like two years ago?

[tiny notch]

wait how old are the kids

im thinking like

10 y/os

[proven tundra]

20 and 24

[tiny notch]

oh LMAO

[rocky turtle]

you are underestimating OG doom modding

[tiny notch]

when "the kids" is said i think like

[supple lotus]

back then you shared that stuff on LAN because download speeds were abysmal

[tiny notch]

10-12

[copper vapor]

[snow rain]

@supple lotus I knew your pfp and name was similar you both moderate this and Sulfur discord good job

[tiny notch]

i forget rat is anchient

[rocky turtle]

anyway https://open.spotify.com/track/7ANEsyuBf02Zt4NmreQWUX?si=47e2482c612a427c

[proven tundra]

When they first got their phones they would have been like 12

[tiny notch]

i was 13 irrc

i had a phone before but it was only for clash and PVZ1

[supple lotus]

hehe hai

[pallid sapphire]

[halcyon sail]

ancient

[tiny notch]

"moderates"

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry as soon as the undertale music pack comes out for Rift of the Necrodancer, someone needs to mod Mogolovonio into it

[supple lotus]

i call people stupid on here - I do moderate Sulfur

[proven tundra]

Correct
There are people older than me like prime

[pallid raft]

what is sulfur

[tiny notch]

prime isnt real

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/undertale-sans-38

[supple lotus]

a cool af indie game

[pallid raft]

ohh sulfur

i was gonna buy that

[snow rain]

thank you

[pallid raft]

the one with the wacky art

[copper vapor]

U WANNA HAV BAD TOM

[tiny notch]

is sulhpur that furry tarkovlike game

[supple lotus]

no

[pallid raft]

no thats silverfish

[snow rain]

Yeah prob one of my favorite games

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

[supple lotus]

back to cooking

[sour rivet]

bro was thinking the wrong thing

[oblique belfry]

what no doobie does to a mf

[rocky turtle]

welcome back JJJ

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/hbomberguy-foreshadowing-gif-12658686440658072388

[proven tundra]

Mf after waking up from a nap

[cunning bronze]

https://x.com/i/status/2042257023773872193 omgggggggggg

Shinobi602 (@shinobi602)

Ace Combat 8: Wings of Theve | New Details

Dev Diary ▶️ https://t.co/dZoTjbBsWD

▪️Single-player campaign
▪️"Biggest" online mode in the series
▪️Play as the new leader of a squad on the carrier Endurance
▪️Move between daily life on the aircraft carrier and high-stakes aerial

▶ Play video

X · Apr 9, 2026, 3:03 PM

[cunning bronze]

@marsh cargo @timid hollow

Look look

[tiny notch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/820361667183509536/844368490563371028/image0.gif

ivan parking

[cunning bronze]

Im going to dick you down @pallid sapphire

[pallid sapphire]

i posted it earlier

[marsh cargo]

[supple lotus]

Ivan cant even drive - even if he wanted to cause carnage

[pallid sapphire]

[copper vapor]

[cunning bronze]

You are not escaping your fate

[pallid sapphire]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461792698963857589/567074da-bb9e-4852-b07a-3873e7f12c2a.gif

[pallid sapphire]

GAME ON IM READY

[tiny notch]

do you have one of those for everyone

[cunning bronze]

Very well

[pallid sapphire]

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

[gleaming nymph]

Guys guess who's looking at scary pictures before sleep again

[upbeat verge]

added cultic to the list as well

[pallid sapphire]

they should ban you for this

at least mute for 3 days+

[tiny notch]

3 years

[cunning bronze]

They should lock you in the time chamber

[pallid sapphire]

richtiger hurensohn

[supple lotus]

yasssssssss its my fav from the modern ones

[halcyon sail]

cultic is cool as shit

[supple lotus]

Forgive me father could be added as well

is neat

[tiny notch]

thats notthe line

its "forgive me fatheri have sinned"

[supple lotus]

[proven tundra]

I do not forgive nor do I forget

[halcyon sail]

do you know fortunes run?

[upbeat verge]

oooh

this one looks...unique

[proven tundra]

I am a cruel tyrant father

[supple lotus]

yes, i adore it but its sad to see what happened with the dev

[halcyon sail]

aw what happened i havent kept up

[gleaming nymph]

The emperor of humanity would kanda be close to that if he became a chaos god

[halcyon sail]

its cool

[supple lotus]

they went to prison

[halcyon sail]

dayum

[supple lotus]

for 2 years or so?

[upbeat verge]

the more actual classic shooters I can get on my list the better
modern day boomer shooters count too

[supple lotus]

so dev time is halted til then

[proven tundra]

Oh yeah I vaguely remember that

[supple lotus]

and man Fortune's Run is AMAZING

[supple lotus]

you got Selaco on there, ye?

[pallid sapphire]

i love how The Sorrow is chilling with me

[upbeat verge]

no , just did

[halcyon sail]

it reminds me of EYE Divine Cybermancy for some reason

[supple lotus]

Selaco is peak - especially considering how its made

[halcyon sail]

shadow warrior classic is a throwback

[supple lotus]

i must refrain from playing it a 3rd time before the update coms out

[pallid sapphire]

still waiting on the arena mode and Chapter 2

[sick trail]

HELLO RED FACTION

[copper vapor]

what

[sick trail]

The very end kinda sucks with the bomb but I loved it

[copper vapor]

The OG red faction is prety cool

[copper vapor]

yea that shit stonewalled me for almost an hour lmao

[sick trail]

I got it in 10 minutes but GOD

[upbeat verge]

never had the time or money to experience the classsics as a kid since i was born in 2002

now I'm doing it

[halcyon sail]

im uh... least to say, a fair bit recent than that

[upbeat verge]

there is one old school shooter I wanna find and buy
it's called chrome

has slower gameplay

but my dad played it on my pc as a kid

and I remember it

[halcyon sail]

reminds me of how much i loved tarkov and alien shooter reloaded as a kid

[snow tree]

We visiting places

[halcyon sail]

this one?

[upbeat verge]

exactly

[fallen ruin]

Tarkov as a kid

[tiny notch]

ewww

wow

[halcyon sail]

oh wow the devs made dying light

[halcyon sail]

FUCK NOT TARKOV I MEANT TUROK

[upbeat verge]

there's alsoanother one

[halcyon sail]

im running on fumes

[upbeat verge]

will rock

[celest plank]

techland

[upbeat verge]

but I dont even know if any online retailer sells it

[celest plank]

[halcyon sail]

techland

peak

[supple lotus]

Add Prodeus, HROT, Anger Foot, Apocalyptic Vibes, Blood West, Hyper Violent... and a few more i cant remember rn

[copper vapor]

turok was so fuckin peak

even the reboot was kinda good

[celest plank]

was turok the uhh

alien dinosaur game?

[halcyon sail]

cruelty squad, white knuckle etc

[copper vapor]

yea

[celest plank]

fucking gem

[celest plank]

blood west is peak

[copper vapor]

severed steel, dread templar?

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338576398046072883/1491863011642839070/341f434b6f5fd018d9c4c20ae6f88126.mp4?ex=69d93d33&is=69d7ebb3&hm=9e351a908c455cc2f93ef91e404a34dd937c5815f38e3b6ae706c1bd047dcfeb&

[halcyon sail]

yep, one of the few games i had no idea what was hapening(along with serious sam. seriously, what was that game about?)

[snow tree]

Chud spotted

[upbeat verge]

[fallen ruin]

Only peak was battlefield 2, that third person shooter with blue soldiers and command and conquer renegade

Minus the valve titles of the time

[tiny notch]

wasnt czhechosolvakia rather a big when it was one country

[upbeat verge]

yes.

[copper vapor]

third person shooter with blue soldiers?

[tiny notch]

yeah iw oudlnt call either of them small

[copper vapor]

send the horse skom

[halcyon sail]

yeah that trex design from the turok reboot stuck for a long while

[celest plank]

silesia reborn

[fallen ruin]

Imagine blue man group fighting nazi style soldiers with their personality in a chip

[tiny notch]

CKD reference

[copper vapor]

doesn't ring a bell

[upbeat verge]

all these are modern day titles no?

[hexed stag]

@proven tundra

[fallen ruin]

Uuh

[celest plank]

stick it in?

[upbeat verge]

I was searching for actual old school shooters

like 2007 and before that

[fallen ruin]

Rogue trooper was its name

[proven tundra]

[halcyon sail]

yeah

[tiny notch]

thats when i was born

[celest plank]

you should fucking reconsider your google searching habits

[upbeat verge]

who the fk asking you anything

[halcyon sail]

quake lmao

[tiny notch]

you

[upbeat verge]

I asked skom retard

[celest plank]

89% of gamma players are from 2017, its alright

[upbeat verge]

but he's in the kitchen

[hexed stag]

I didn't google it

[proven tundra]

I don't think that's skom's last name

[hexed stag]

it was in the feed

[fallen ruin]

this fucking game @copper vapor

[tiny notch]

its a descriptor

[copper vapor]

🤔 haven't played

[fallen ruin]

peak ps2 shooter

[celest plank]

skomsen schmidt

[upbeat verge]

anyway

[fallen ruin]

i think it has a remastered version now

[celest plank]

pepsi man helping the allies win D-Day

[fallen ruin]

essentially

[celest plank]

peak has been approved

[upbeat verge]

wtf

[fallen ruin]

cyberpunk literally stole the whole idea of a person in a chip from this game

[upbeat verge]

this is on teh doom engine?

[halcyon sail]

yeah

[upbeat verge]

how

[halcyon sail]

i playd this before

[upbeat verge]

wtf

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry episode finished

[celest plank]

I thought that says romanian

[fallen ruin]

holy shit this game was also peak i remember this

[oblique belfry]

conquest fakeout

[fallen ruin]

whatever the fuck it was called

[upbeat verge]

wait this is extremely similar to stalker

[sour rivet]

the fucking buildup

[halcyon sail]

this reminds me of og rainbow

[sour rivet]

"could it be that he's.... nah lmao hes fucking dead."

[halcyon sail]

yeah it literally is referencing stalker

[sick trail]

@supple lotus Klubnika party games pog
https://stupidpenisx.com/mikeklubnika/status/2042276037493432800

Mike Klubnika (@mikeklubnika)

Our new game Machine Party is a collection of violent party games for 2-4 players, that all have lethal consequences. Releasing late this summer.

Run across minefields, assemble firearms, smoke cigs as fast as possible, dodge trains, eat peas, and try to survive!

Link below :)

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 9, 2026, 4:18 PM

[celest plank]

birmingham simulator

[sour rivet]

cant believe ai is taking away my job to shoot myself

[tiny notch]

was talking to my family about how we're gonna move my stuff up to scotland and it settled in that its real 😭

[celest plank]

SCOOOOOTLAND FOREVEEEEER

[supple lotus]

Selaco is also Doom engine

which is

insane

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-gif-21606425

[celest plank]

damn spoilers

[upbeat verge]

so the doom engine is straight up black magic is that it?

[tiny notch]

im moving out before my 23 y/o brother

[copper vapor]

always has been

[sour rivet]

oh yeah eso stream today

oh good

[supple lotus]

it always was magic - what modern devs do is straight black magic

[fallen ruin]

i remember this one game on the PS2 i've never ever been able to find despite looking extensively for it

[upbeat verge]

all hail our ID software gods

[sour rivet]

WHITERUN

(cope)

[fallen ruin]

it was like this japanese swat third person shooter

same art direction like tekken 5 or 4

[proven tundra]

oh shit
Neverway demo

[celest plank]

you have commited crimes against skyrim and its people

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3vjOg4zoBs

[upbeat verge]

who makes up 13% of the population but commits 50% of the crimes

that's right! Khajit.

[proven tundra]

My ass

[sick trail]

Oh hello.

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-looking-looking-at-the-phone-mad-disappointed-gif-11158875379675471729

[celest plank]

youre finally awake. cheese happens.

[sour rivet]

ok buddy nord

[celest plank]

byeah

[fallen ruin]

no it was alot more stylized, the playable characters looked like they were taken from a 3d anime, it that makes any sense

[copper vapor]

Redg--
oh.

[celest plank]

i hate nights

[noble basin]

Dunm- i mean khajit ofc

[fallen ruin]

but honestly i was so long ago i don't know what's fact and what i'm imagining up

[upbeat verge]

3 pings fucking hell

[fallen ruin]

for some reason rail shooter keeps popping in my head

[noble basin]

Sharing a braincell

[pallid sapphire]

Hmm then it just leaves this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h6BymeOLoI

[proven tundra]

I have never seen this pop up before

[upbeat verge]

MOODS

[pallid sapphire]

cause that was also a game for N64

[celest plank]

fucking scale skins

[flat violet]

@celest plank
Your hair was in the toilet water. Disgusting.

[onyx vigil]

I have something I should not post in this chat but here you go

[fallen ruin]

honestly could've been but i don't think so

[onyx vigil]

https://youtu.be/XHe2Mbci5YI?is=Lb3gFnL-OjoiUf11

[noble basin]

They're just lusty

[onyx vigil]

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/who-tf-starts-a-conversation-like-that-who-the-fuck-starts-a-conversation-like-that-who-tf-i-just-sat-down-conversation-gif-25275678

[pallid sapphire]

then i have no clue but this is the nearest i can get with SWAT games

[upbeat verge]

LO SIENTO

😭

WILSOOON

[celest plank]

give me 1000 hdtv's

https://tenor.com/view/furio-giunta-the-sopranos-knock-knock-gif-8251789904410503203

[fallen ruin]

cr1tikals video of this game was so fucking hilarious back in the day though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu04U-Yb2qs

[flat violet]

I said my peace!

[fallen ruin]

maybe more of a police shooter all around?

[proven tundra]

lets you name the island you'd like to go to

they don't like Prince Edward Island I guess

[celest plank]

Under the broadwalk, with a schlong in Jan's mouth

[upbeat verge]

ok

added these too

[fallen ruin]

now that i'm on memory lane i do also have some memories of a ps1 game that had me mesmerized and scared shitless back when i was a git

some sort of 3rd person shooter cyborg guy

[flat violet]

I'll have to add you to my Steam family

[upbeat verge]

? the fk is that supposed to mean

are you inviting me to an orgy?

[celest plank]

you're being invited to epstein pizza parlor

[flat violet]

Bro doesn't know about Steam family

[celest plank]

mamma mia

[upbeat verge]

I've hard of it

[rocky turtle]

OMNIS FINALLY DROPPED RAAAAAAAAAAAH

[pallid sapphire]

even then no clue

[rocky turtle]

[pallid sapphire]

theres just a handfull

[celest plank]

@rapid shoalOmnis

fuck

[sour rivet]

idort

[celest plank]

how did that even happen

@copper vapor

[fallen ruin]

yeah i probably don't remember enough for it to be coherent

speaking of peak

did anyone of you play that ps2 king kong game?

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

eyyy dats me

[green granite]

@quiet abyss the humble Drak Grenade

[celest plank]

the wire season 6 looking good

[fallen ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/nod-gif-24247212

[rocky turtle]

im gonna feed you to nemesis

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

so u become stronger

(or shittier)

[oblique belfry]

mamma mia

[pallid raft]

here i go again

[supple lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-season-5-xT3i135q0kjInbkdFK

[green granite]

@quiet abyss Krak Rusher: exists
Me with a Krak Nade:

[latent hazel]

"look at this shit. TV."

Paulie Gaultieri

[celest plank]

fucking queers

[supple lotus]

go on

[flat violet]

Yes but not on PS2

Incredible game

[flat violet]

Watch it Chrissy 🤘

[flat violet]

10/10

[supple lotus]

you watch it, missy

[celest plank]

im quoting

why wont you stop BREAKING MA BALLS

[supple lotus]

ah yeah

"I'm just quoting"

is being overtly "insert deroagtory behavior"

[celest plank]

habata

habata

also queers was the term used against overly religious fanatics that believed they speak to ghosts

not lgbt community members

[pliant meteor]

[real aspen]

@green granite 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

😭

they

[supple lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/donald-trump-2016-elections-vote-bernie-sanders-M8DHFvLMzGSkM

[real aspen]

they p90d the drum

😭

[copper vapor]

is that from scrubs

and why is the gif url

that

[supple lotus]

yeah its scrubs

and i dunno, didnt look at the url

[proven tundra]

Neverway demo is very short

but seems cool

[copper vapor]

I wanted to check the url to see if it had the name of the thing so I could confirm it's scrubs then it hit me

[green granite]

HOW

WHY\

WHAT

[rocky turtle]

@copper vapor the only thing is saving you is corruption

well fuck it its trash now

[thick plover]

how man how do you get fucked up by a shovel like a retard

[limpid tide]

Wait that’s not an awful idea though

As long as it’s reliable

[quiet abyss]

Takes time, you get a sense for it

[quiet abyss]

Wut is a krak rusher

You mean crusher?

[green granite]

idk

I thought they have an unarmored Crusher

and armored crusher

I keep calling it Krak cuz its armored

ig other guy is just Mutant

[quiet abyss]

Theres mauler and crusher, both are armored

Mauler has weaker body armor but stronger helmet

The game doesn’t directly tell you that, but you can find out this stuff in the meat grinder at the psykhanium

Only thing that isnt in the meat grinder is boss enemies

Need mods to spawn those in, and you cant do practice fights either, no ai in meat grinder

Again, unless mods

[upbeat verge]

JUST RIKE A HIROSHIMA - Lo wang

[quiet abyss]

The modding of darktide is almost necessary

Pisses me off

All this shit should be ingame

[copper vapor]

fatshark game design is peak

hide all info from the player

make people datamine it and add it via mods

[upbeat verge]

idk why but I'm excited for shadow warrior simply cuz because of lo wants commentary and because it's a build engine game and those have turbo flowly and fast gameplay very similiar to how dusk is in a way
@copper vapor

[green granite]

man

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9RPOHVmEkk

[green granite]

the Bolt Pistol

it's

[quiet abyss]

No no

[green granite]

it's so peak

[quiet abyss]

It hides half from you

The other half is just gone

[upbeat verge]

pic unrelated right?

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

right?

[green granite]

I actually hate reading the stats in this game

like "Kill enemies increase 10% strenght"

like

the fuck is Strenght

[upbeat verge]

being strong

the fk else

[quiet abyss]

Its a general damage boost

[green granite]

"Kill enemies increase 10% Cleave"

like

the fuck is Cleave

[quiet abyss]

And i think it gives cleave

Ok cleave is straightforward come now

[copper vapor]

the game actually tells you that

[quiet abyss]

Literally cleave through more shit

[green granite]

yeh not for a dude speaking English as 2nd language

idk what that is

[quiet abyss]

Ok it just means cut gooder

More cleave, more cut

[copper vapor]

how many enemies your attack goes through before the next hit stops your swing

[green granite]

damn

I shoulda have figured it out form the Cleaver

but like

there's no Cleaver in game

anyhow

[quiet abyss]

Or in some cases it dictates how many enemies take damage

[green granite]

Voice of Command my beloved

[supple lotus]

its been used since... ever. but not everyone knows ofc

[quiet abyss]

Ogryn has one

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyZIGR9W-r0

[quiet abyss]

Just fyi

[quiet abyss]

Got buffed too

Pd2 inspire my beloved

[green granite]

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

for some reasons

my knife is like

power 400

[quiet abyss]

You used it lots i guess?

[copper vapor]

joan of arc

[green granite]

trusty Ka-Bar gets you through everything

[quiet abyss]

So power in the masteries is the max power, you understand all that right?

Just making sure

[green granite]

I do not

[quiet abyss]

It took a while for me to sort out all the menus

[green granite]

there are like

so many things in term of weapon upgrade

I dont understand

[quiet abyss]

Ok so that value just says how good that weapon CAN be

[green granite]

oh I see

[quiet abyss]

So at the shrine/tech priest you can upgrade to that number

There you go

Honestly if you want to know anything about what finesse is

Or defences

Ir mobility

Or whatever weapon stat

Just inspect a weapon

[green granite]

does mobility stats determine how many dodge you can get

[quiet abyss]

And hover over the stat

Yes

[green granite]

or its just how fast you can be

ok nice

[quiet abyss]

But 60% is best

Not 80

[green granite]

why not 80

[quiet abyss]

Because the dodge counts are same on 60 and 80 for 90% of weapons

Only weapon that changes this is the crowbar for hive scum

Iirc

[green granite]

god the DB Shotgun is so tedious to use but god damn

it's fun

[quiet abyss]

Its better with the both barrels blessing

[green granite]

I know but like

[quiet abyss]

Like 70% reload speed on kill with the double shot

[green granite]

I can buff the sprint firing

[quiet abyss]

[green granite]

and just run up to a Gunner

Double Barrel it

run away

[quiet abyss]

I recommend the db on zealot

[static axle]

@celest plank we have good passive income now

[quiet abyss]

Since hes better at closing the gap

[celest plank]

niceeee

gotta keep it growing

[green granite]

is high cleave worth on shotgun since idk

[quiet abyss]

Veteran is a ranged killer

[celest plank]

shit will become 7 digits soon

[green granite]

it cuts through more crowd

[quiet abyss]

Good to have

[static axle]

moved greenhouses to a new spot

[quiet abyss]

But honestly anything flies in darktide up until damnation

So dw too mucch

[green granite]

lmao I actually forgot that there are different melee than just knife

[quiet abyss]

I can help you later

[green granite]

I just carry knife for roleplaying purpose

[quiet abyss]

Theres also more than 1 knife

2 knife

[green granite]

I used the first one you got

[quiet abyss]

Mark III and mark VI

[celest plank]

looking nice but uhh

map editor moment

[quiet abyss]

Mark III has harder combos

[green granite]

oh

Mark VI then

[quiet abyss]

But mark VI id easier

Is*

Like mark iii is better if youre a giga nerd

But vi is nicer to use

[static axle]

i mean they allow to modify it

[quiet abyss]

Even i prefer it

My favorite vet melee is the falchion

Then after that i pick knife or power sword