╟❓general-offtopic

[ashen iris]

OOOOO

[upbeat verge]

HERE IT IS

THE SUPER SHOTGUN

[ashen iris]

I HAD NO CLUE Unreal Tournament HAD A OPEN SOURCE VERSION NOW

https://ut99.org/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=17026&sid=aec7cd3996db956e2ab147fa2ac21a17

[slim magnet]

not really

and oldunreal has been maintaining the game since like 2004

[ashen iris]

Fair

[supple lotus]

finally a worthy boomstick

[ashen iris]

This reminds me that the only reason Half-Life shotgun has the alt fire that shoots two shells at once was because Valve didn't want to add a secondary shotgun that would make the first one redundant.

[real aspen]

if smooth tyre bad why f1 use smooth tye

[quiet yew]

!true

[solid sundial]

⠀

[quiet yew]

tyre manufacturers are scamming you

[slim magnet]

idr if the nightdive version uses the blockmap

but i think it does since it goes for accuracy

[upbeat verge]

AHAAA

found it

[slim magnet]

hopefully ivan doesn't get scammed by the blockmap and whiffs all 20 pellets

[upbeat verge]

oh yeahhh

how many episodes is doom 2?
@slim magnet @supple lotus

[slim magnet]

none

[upbeat verge]

oh

[slim magnet]

yeah it's 30 levels back to back

technically divided into episodes as the text screens are still there

but it's irregular

you get one on map07 and one on map12 for example

the cool thing about doom 2 is that its level design is really friendly to pistol starts

that's about it i don't really like doom 2 as a game

new monsters in the roster are fantastic and the super shotgun exists but the maps ranged from mid to terrible

[supple lotus]

once he reaches... uh what was its name... the trap one

[sick trail]

Doom 2 did give us Total Chaos

[supple lotus]

opens door... oh 30 Barons... closes door

[sick trail]

Ivan can handle it

[upbeat verge]

how the fk

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFish/status/2041676670646542782

DiscussingFish (@DiscussingFish)

Jesse Plemons has been cast as Sneakers O'Toole in the live action 'SNEAKERS O'TOOLE' film.

In theaters on October 4, 2027.

(Source: https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Sneakers_O%27Toole)

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 8, 2026, 12:37 AM

[supple lotus]

strafe

[upbeat verge]

ahaaa

[slim magnet]

strafe jump from the bridge

you don't really need to strafe either

[snow tree]

Just jump

[upbeat verge]

again another random ass button

wtf

[slim magnet]

step on top of the little crate

the button turns on or off the lights in the hallway before that room

an abstract kind of hell

[upbeat verge]

lol

missed a secret

hm

[slim magnet]

probably dropped straight into the teleported in the crate room

you have to touch the floor to trigger the secret

[upbeat verge]

which secret

[rocky turtle]

@oblique belfry GGs

[upbeat verge]

foudn it

[slim magnet]

on the crate with the red key you can drop down to the left to a teleporter

[upbeat verge]

I found the cubbyt hole teleporter

[slim magnet]

the teleporter isn't a secret sector but so is the floor that's between it and the crate

[upbeat verge]

ayyyy

[slim magnet]

and you can easily jump over the floor straight into the pad

what do you mean 8 minutes in map04

that's crazy

bro on a stroller

[upbeat verge]

least obvoious door

[slim magnet]

that's the funny bit it's not a door

[upbeat verge]

idk the maps man

wtf u want me to do

speedrun strats?

[slim magnet]

bro needs to grind for the par time

beat romero at his own game

[upbeat verge]

I care not for par time

[slim magnet]

that's fine dawg just enjoy the game at your own leisure

i wonder if the nightdive version has mancubus wallbangs

i never got it to happen to me when i played it

but surely it's there

[snow tree]

Momo stop backseating Ivan, go back to drawing bbgrl

[upbeat verge]

huh?

ok wtf did I miss now

how do I get tehre man

[slim magnet]

in the starting area

when you're near the end of the level you can run through a window, on top of a balcony thing, and back to the starting room and a lift will lower down

leading to that area

[upbeat verge]

this one?

[slim magnet]

yea

[upbeat verge]

wtf

das crazy

[ashen iris]

Well

I stumbled once again on this cursed thing

So here, have it

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561139727638593566/1200226922949513317/jahannam-1.mp4?ex=69d6ea6d&is=69d598ed&hm=3d2201ef3ce6c731be77c3d7581fa5a5425ec647df02b41ca0f5012bb773be0c&

[upbeat verge]

enough for today

made it to the crusher

I noticed

at least It looks like it but there's fewer secrets

[supple lotus]

ow, my ears hurt now

every now and then I have a production company so inept, they almost seemingly try to hurt their viewers

[blazing maple]

Ivan playing doom 2 peak

[supple lotus]

they needed to fix audio clipping, instead of properly adjusting their audio mix, just crunched a hard limiter over it, so now the audio is aliasing and full of compression artefatcs, the waveform looks like a half swastika

[blazing maple]

omg the CRUSHER

iconic level

featuring

The crusher™

[supple lotus]

le cromsher

squeesh machine

pulp provider

[blazing maple]

spuder sqausher

[upbeat verge]

experiencing it for the first time

just got done with episode 4

cinema

[blazing maple]

cinema

Getting the entire first act of doom 1 for free was awesome

shareware my beloved

[supple lotus]

faridolacinema

[slim magnet]

play junkfood next

[upbeat verge]

play what now?

is TNT and plutonia made by id and the other guys too?

[supple lotus]

i dont wanna talk about those

[upbeat verge]

[supple lotus]

Plutonia was made by 2 guys iirc who got asked to make a mappack after they submitted some cool shit

i dont remember who made tnt

[raven geyser]

*głupia

Also Im trying

To my great displeasure

[supple lotus]

let's just say both are deliberately evil

like absolute "fuck you" levels of bullshit

[upbeat verge]

I see...

[blazing maple]

plutonia

Like you walk into a room and get things spawning behind you preventing you from running away while the worst shit ever spawns in right in front of you type evil

also lots of falling into acid/lava

[sick trail]

You can watch Civvie suffer through those

As prep

Also to watch Civvie suffer

[supple lotus]

hiding machine-gunners out of sight (for you) but they can see and hitscan, archviles inside closets constantly reviving things, elementals out the ass

its a joy

[upbeat verge]

and here's me thinking episode 4 was though

also where the fuck can I buy blood from I wanna play that

I checked the stores and none have it

[supple lotus]

the latest Nightdive on steam

unless you wanna fuck with a OG DOS version

[upbeat verge]

playing new games ❌
playing old 90s games to experience the classics ✅

[supple lotus]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3884520/Blood_Refreshed_Supply/

Steam

Blood: Refreshed Supply™

Blood: Refreshed Supply follows Caleb, an undead gunslinger on a quest for revenge against his former demonic master, Tchernobog. Despite his once powerful position as a fearsome Cabal commander and one of Tchernobog’s “Chosen” few, Caleb and his fellow Chosen are betrayed by the dark god and slain for reasons unknown. Seeking answers and…

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

605

Metacritic

78

it comes with some extra campaigns too

(and its arguably a lot harder than anything Doom)

[upbeat verge]

cmon mannn

[supple lotus]

finish Doom 2 - then we'll look at this in the evening

[upbeat verge]

27 bucks wtf

[supple lotus]

😏

[upbeat verge]

doom 1 and 2 plus all the other campaigns is 10 bucks

this is like dark souls levels of bullshit with their pricing

[upbeat verge]

will do

we'll see if I can finish it on UV

[supple lotus]

The publisher for this remaster is ass ya

[upbeat verge]

how much harder can it be than 1

[pallid sapphire]

Yesterday i found out my 3k pc builds ram got cucked at 4800hz when its 6000hz

Also updated my bios and fixed all issues it had since ive got it

Now im SPEEEED

[slim magnet]

licensed map packs treated as expansions

tnt was made by the guys that first modernized doom when its source code was released

the map pack BLOWS

[upbeat verge]

why

[slim magnet]

plutonia was made by two brothers that really understood how the game worked

[ashen iris]

You could add SIGIL and SIGIL 2 to the list technically..

[slim magnet]

the maps are awful

[upbeat verge]

Simple design or?

[slim magnet]

bad design

doom and doom 2 are simple

tnt is just bad

[upbeat verge]

fair

[ashen iris]

TNT and Plutonia is why the joke about one dev that spammed arch viles and revenants exists

[slim magnet]

it has one (1) memorable level and it's a setpiece in the background

[supple lotus]

Love the vines blocking view

[ashen iris]

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8vh-CWDqPD4z4XjjhCnLpBgDK0SE2W4I
https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkxn0mgzyvnba6_LOFZFxLWh9uwo_hBsidi

[upbeat verge]

I do wonder how people felt when doom released back in 1993 or 4

[supple lotus]

Did you not rum xmpe and bar?

[upbeat verge]

shit must've been something

[slim magnet]

probably not that cool since it ran like shit

unless you had the absolute top of the line hardware

[ashen iris]

The line "That motherfucker who hid all those revenants in plutonia worked on this" is still funny to me.

[supple lotus]

I was 9 years old... it blew my socks off

[slim magnet]

i wasn't around when it came out but surely it was mindblowing like going from wolfenstein just barely a year before that

but the hardware requirements were insane for the time

[ashen iris]

Sounds like default setting. You gotta go into BIOS and enable XMP/EXPO (depends on the motherboard now, lol)

[slim magnet]

people say games were more optimized back then nah

[ashen iris]

DOOM sounds optimized

Then you realize depending on hardware it either ran at 15, 20, 25, or 30 fps

[supple lotus]

The struggle to even afford an early PC with an AGP port and a 3d card

The first i could afford was a Riva tnt

And yeah most shit ran poorly

But we didnt care either

[ashen iris]

The image that puts the fear of

GOD

into you

[upbeat verge]

playing the game at such low frames perhaps added to the difficulty

[supple lotus]

Gaggle of cunts

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ9fLzk68hk

very long map pack with only this kind of gameplay

it's called junkfood because it's tongue in cheek referring to the "bad" slaughtermaps that are just holding down lmb with the bfg and running into a horde of monsters

[upbeat verge]

aha

[slim magnet]

shit's designed to be not challenging

i'd also recommend poogers

i don't think it's playable in the nightdive version but idk

that's a really fun map pack made up of only extreme gimmicks and doesn't take itself seriously

[supple lotus]

You could also play a Sonic Cart-racing mod

[slim magnet]

there's a map entirely designed around archvile jumping GOLF

[supple lotus]

lots of funny shit

[slim magnet]

that's a game tho

[supple lotus]

is it standalone these days?

i member it being a smol mod - its been a century at least

[upbeat verge]

time for sandwich

[slim magnet]

ye it became standalone like over a decade ago shit's ANCIENT

it's insane to think it entered development in the late 90s

[pallid sapphire]

Was enabled but they set maximum speeds to 4800

I set maximum speeds manualy to 6000 now and that fixed the whole ordeal

[ashen iris]

Okay that sounds like a scam

[pallid sapphire]

Definetly

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeI6jyMzJbQ

[pallid sapphire]

Already was a scam that they sold this setup when the mobo wasnt compatible with a 5080

But they pushed a Bios update 10 days ago which fixed the issue

So im finaly free of 50/50 Nvidia driver crashes on bootup

[supple lotus]

that sounds like a lotta headache

[pallid sapphire]

It was

They sold it as professional Gaming setup

But fucked everything essential up

[supple lotus]

not sure what that is supposed to mean

[pallid sapphire]

A lot of bs

Im just happy i got tech worth 4k for 3k now and that they lost money on selling it to me

They also replaced the 5080 with a 5070 and 5070 ti and sell it for the same price

My rtx asus prime 5080 is alone 1300+

[tiny notch]

[little depot]

its not christmas

[tiny notch]

we dont have a normal chad emote

[upbeat verge]

youre stupid.

this one too

damn bruh

[blazing maple]

@sick trail I live again!

[supple lotus]

You're gonna need a bigger boat

[little depot]

who is we

[little depot]

samantha

[tiny notch]

oh lmao

[blazing maple]

yeah?

[tiny notch]

i tried looking for one

[little depot]

ive been feeling very stinky today

do you have any cow wisdom for me

[blazing maple]

good stinky or evil stinky?

[little depot]

evil 🚬

[blazing maple]

Ahhh

Drink a tall glass of water and stand in some sunshine for like 10 minutes

[restive bear]

Hi sam

[blazing maple]

then take a shower stinky

Hello Xyt

you look different!

[brittle karma]

dusty

[tiny notch]

team rushes A every round
start calling enemies hackers cause they keep rushing the same way regardless of what i say

[slender wave]

roblxo gotta stop giving me 300ms US servers bruh i live in asia

[little depot]

its night time

[restive bear]

Haha yes, new pfp!

And also green

[blazing maple]

Moonlight is still technically sunlight

[halcyon fossil]

i'm gonna lose it gamers the Unidentified Animal That Chews and Scratches is back

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/green-for-an-amazing-reason-seal-yochan-seals-gif-11361262492424808989

[blazing maple]

sounds like a Kevin

[halcyon fossil]

i even went up into the fucking crawlspace and didn't see shit like always

[little depot]

sorry thats me

also hi clamp

[halcyon fossil]

GET OUT

[little depot]

take them inside

theyre cold

[halcyon fossil]

pretty sure it's squirrels cause i hear them moving small things around during the winter

[sick trail]

What supply

[little depot]

clam are you schizophrenic?

[sick trail]

I don't have Refreshed Supply

[halcyon fossil]

you can HEAR THE SCRATCHING ON VIDEO

i'm NOT CRAZY

[sick trail]

Stop dying :)

[halcyon fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-hk416-girls-frontline-girls-frontline-hk416-gfl-gif-26446775

[blazing maple]

no... i was quoting... the... nvm... Walks away with a fat ass

[restive bear]

Scare it off by like, clapping or slapping the surface it claws on

[little depot]

hey dont take all the asses

[restive bear]

I thought there was an owl there

[little depot]

one per person

[sick trail]

Ah, the Caleb bit

[little depot]

can we kill cuppert

[restive bear]

[slim magnet]

makes me want to finish the blood mod i was doing for gzdoom that i have in the freezer since like 2022

[tiny notch]

the face of a russian 8 y/o with no game sense

[upbeat verge]

kind of insane how u need to play levels systematically on the higher difficulties targetting specific enemies first or going for specific secrets and stuff like that
U can't just hold W and M1 like the newer doom games (yes even eternal)
@slim magnet @supple lotus

[little depot]

ivan why did u ignore me on whatsapp

[slim magnet]

i mean the new ones also follow that basic ass design principle

[upbeat verge]

I dont have whatsapp

[tiny notch]

yeah you do

[upbeat verge]

I dont

[tiny notch]

you send me furry stuff on there

[upbeat verge]

if I send furry stuff its on discord only

[tiny notch]

its from your number

[uneven sapphire]

MMM light

[upbeat verge]

I'm not american to have whatsapp
here we use messenger like normal people

[tiny notch]

2000 unoptimised UE5 games

[little depot]

Instagram

[restive bear]

Sameee

[little depot]

americans... dont use whatsapp

[tiny notch]

"im not american enough to use meta slop i use other meta slop"

[upbeat verge]

yes.

I use it to talk with my mom

[restive bear]

I used to use whatsapp but it died cuz my friends stopped being active there lol

[halcyon fossil]

telegram is more american than whatsapp

[restive bear]

And no one uses that in the Philippines

[upbeat verge]

why do you do this shit anyway

youre not funny

[little depot]

i meant insta

you know what i mean

kys

why do YOU do this shit

[upbeat verge]

I like the stuff u send me

I even replied

with aha

fuck off mate

[little depot]

????

sure dude

[rocky turtle]

alo

[restive bear]

I should use insta again. I got facebook but I don't psot anything there because I'm friends with my parents lol

[halcyon fossil]

hello

[little depot]

clump

why ignore me

:<

[halcyon fossil]

i didn't

[little depot]

I said hi you macaroni alfredo

[blazing maple]

guys

let's all get along

:)

[little depot]

wheres is along

[blazing maple]

except you

[late osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/909885262220378112/1482105372914352278/togif.gif

[blazing maple]

everyone lets beat up azu

[little depot]

THEY JUMPING ME

[blazing maple]

they're powered up

[blazing maple]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HAXgLTHXkAARUcn.mp4

[halcyon fossil]

oh true i was distracted by the Creature hi azu

[little depot]

hiiiii crimppp

how are you

[uneven sapphire]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3976500/The_Spotter_Dig_or_Die/ Youtube game that you put on when you go to sleep as the youtuber 100% it

Steam

The Spotter: Dig or Die

You’re a Spotter the unlucky soul stationed at the worst gas station in Nevada. Your mission: hold the line against mutant hordes spilling from the ruins of Las Veganos, while awaiting a message from the President himself. But when a colossal sandstorm wrecks the base and ruins your only receiver, you lose your one chance of contact. Now ever…

Price

$9.74

Recommendations

135

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-bonnie-getting-attacked-by-withered-bonnie-toy-bonnie-bonnie-fnaf-fnaf-2-gif-13082154113473068863

[uneven sapphire]

hurr...?

[little depot]

maru i made another friend called maru

[uneven sapphire]

woa

[upbeat verge]

THIS FUCKING RETARD

[uneven sapphire]

I hope they are cooler

[little depot]

who is this

[upbeat verge]

AND THEN HE BLAMES ME

[little depot]

nah youre cooler

[uneven sapphire]

[sick trail]

Only found 7/11 secrets in 1st level
It's joever

[little depot]

he does nothing an dplays warthunder every day

[upbeat verge]

typical blood engine game

[sick trail]

Build engine

[uneven sapphire]

damn thats pretty bad

[upbeat verge]

build my bad

[uneven sapphire]

the snail has consumed him

[upbeat verge]

u know what I mean

[sick trail]

We're gonna have to put you in Extra Crispy

[upbeat verge]

either extremely obvious or the most obscure shit ever
no inbetween

[rocky turtle]

hurr

[uneven sapphire]

i was gonna ask if its like Maru CC infront of it but probably not

[uneven sapphire]

[little depot]

you play warthunder?

[uneven sapphire]

[little depot]

play with me maru

i need help

[uneven sapphire]

sure lemme install it

[little depot]

uhh not rn

[upbeat verge]

I like the cacodemon dying sound

sounds funny

[little depot]

im baby sitting my husbands boyfriends children

[uneven sapphire]

well i still have to install it

i'll be playing crimson desert

[pliant chasm]

every choice i've made so far was bad and retarded

surely this time it'll be different

||killing the crones cause they talked weird about geralt and ciri||

[upbeat verge]

more like mid desert

lmao gotem xd

[uneven sapphire]

its okay

[little depot]

crimson desert is alright

its like quality slop

[upbeat verge]

perfectly average

[upbeat verge]

"quality slop"

bro

we're just straight up saying shit at this poitn

[little depot]

yeah its quality slop

you only like it because its good

[sick trail]

So it's mid

Getchu one of these, Azu

Get your hands busy

[upbeat verge]

or go play doom

way better use of your time than with mid desert

[copper vapor]

I stand by it being a mile wide, inch deep puddle

there's a lot of stuff but no depth to anything

[little depot]

LMAO

wait this is so real tho

[upbeat verge]

jack of all trades master of none ahh game

[uneven sapphire]

tbh there so much nothing to do in the game

[copper vapor]

oh you have so many combat skills with different button combinations

hold R1 to win every fight

[rocky turtle]

op item for fighter cat

[little depot]

theres a lot of things to do

but nothing to do

[plain abyss]

So what's the point of playing this game?

[little depot]

the book for mages

[copper vapor]

controls are convoluted and idk how necessary it was to be this way

[little depot]

consuming slop

[upbeat verge]

being aboard the triple a slop train thats about it

[plain abyss]

I'd rather play doom

[copper vapor]

wanna talk to a shop npc?
you gotta hold L1 to "aim" at them and then press X

[plain abyss]

Even default one.

[little depot]

its not tripple a

[uneven sapphire]

very KRPG game just like black desert

[upbeat verge]

cosmical levels of zased

[plain abyss]

I already am a fan of doom, though I mostly play with mods, but like...

[copper vapor]

you wanna mine ore?
equip your pickaxe, hold L1 to aim at the metal deposit then press R1 to strike it

oh and then you have to manually loot the chunks of ore that drop to the ground and roll away from you

whereas normal games you just

interact with the thing and the ore already goes to your inventory

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/vintagestory-vintage-story-vintage-story-vintage-story-players-gif-9786480654680186606

[upbeat verge]

skyrim u just press E or F
minecraft u hold M1 das it

[copper vapor]

it is a good game but it's convoluted af
made to impress pea brain tiktokers with "complex controls"

[uneven sapphire]

its not even complex its just unnessecary

[copper vapor]

I put it in quotation marks for a reason

[upbeat verge]

what others games do this kind of shit
adding 300 steps to a mechanic that requires one

[halcyon fossil]

gothic 1

[copper vapor]

there's two things I really like about it tho

no hand holding - you gotta figure shit out for yourself (which is a bit counter-productive being marketed for pea-brain tiktokers - they'll just look up a guide online)

every boss I fought had a gimmick I had to discover on my own

[upbeat verge]

speaking of gothic someone recommended it to me yesterday when I asked

is it good?

[supple lotus]

its old, but very imsim like for an rpg, eurojank

you either love or hate it

[halcyon fossil]

the first game is one of the clunkiest pieces of shit ever

still pretty fun though

[copper vapor]

Some days ago I posted a screenshot of a video guide teaching ppl how to sheathe their weapon

this is the level of idiocy we've reached in gaming

people don't even look at the controls/settings menu anymore and need a guide for everything

[green granite]

@little depot

[upbeat verge]

love the way this mf looks nothing like the marine from doom 1

[copper vapor]

there was also a video guide teaching how to do the clean chimney quest for a npc

the game itself guides you through the process but ppl need a video guide cuz reading hard

[copper vapor]

yea it's fucking stupid

[upbeat verge]

like

WHO is that mf

[copper vapor]

if it wasn't for the hair I woulda said that's a former sergeant

[upbeat verge]

just a dude

[supple lotus]

james Doom, you younger brother

[upbeat verge]

younger brother of john doom

[supple lotus]

exactly

and he seems cooler too

[upbeat verge]

32!!??!!?

wuddahell

[plain abyss]

Yeah, 32

[upbeat verge]

please tell me they're relatively shorter

[copper vapor]

no

[upbeat verge]

fuck.

[copper vapor]

remember when we said doom 2 was doom, but better

[upbeat verge]

I do

[copper vapor]

Doom 2 has bigger maps

[upbeat verge]

you said better not bigger

[plain abyss]

Imagine if he were to play with maps of chaos

[upbeat verge]

[copper vapor]

don't remind me of MOC

the author never finished the doom 2 maps

[supple lotus]

m07 and m08 are... short

[tiny notch]

i need to keep my pants on holy

[upbeat verge]

ok back to doom

gotta finish this shit

[supple lotus]

good luck after crusher

[upbeat verge]

skom

you ain't giving me hope

[supple lotus]

you'll love it

[upbeat verge]

and I'm doing UV too

[copper vapor]

courtyard

that huge open area full of demons

[supple lotus]

he's doing Dead simple and then Tricks n Traps now

[plain abyss]

The Pit OST

[supple lotus]

i love those 2

[upbeat verge]

time for crusher

we'll see what happens

3 secrets again

the 3 episodes of doom 1 had way more secrets per level

[plain abyss]

😔

[upbeat verge]

I remember one having like 12 or some bullshit

[plain abyss]

Never knew that

[rocky turtle]

alo

[copper vapor]

huh. even some doom 1 maps weren't finished

also "map01 through map27" hmm

I remember most of the hell maps not being changed

[upbeat verge]

damn crusher has nice music

[copper vapor]

but here he says almost all of them were.

[upbeat verge]

andrew nailing it once again

REVENANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

https://tenor.com/view/water-balloon-cry-boy-child-fear-gif-1113690819906746562

WTF MAN

IN THE FIRST ROOM

[plain abyss]

Okay, I'm actually curious how "good" Andrew's version of the Pit is

[upbeat verge]

I'll tell you once i get to it

[copper vapor]

stay calm and super shotgun

[supple lotus]

yeah that doinky lil room with pillars and they put a rocket launching Rev innit

[copper vapor]

find his IDKFA album on youtube

[plain abyss]

already

[upbeat verge]

I love that album to death

so fucking good

Momo thinks It doesn't fit og doom I think it fits perfectly

gives teh game a fresh coat of paint

in a way

secret mancubus balls discovered

[supple lotus]

Imagine how he felt when getting asked to remaster THIS ost of all of em he did

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

no secrets here ahh door

[copper vapor]

"dream come true" moment

[plain abyss]

I feel like I still like this one more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PbND8AX7Wg&pp=0gcJCdkKAYcqIYzv

[copper vapor]

nemistade's version is my favorite

[upbeat verge]

mastemind dead

[plain abyss]

Ngl Andrew's one feels the worst to me

[supple lotus]

squish

[upbeat verge]

0 taste spotted

[plain abyss]

You haven't even been to that level, shut up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiY_mxac_OM this one is also good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGAmoDoHDtY this one...

[upbeat verge]

hmmm

how to reach up there

I saw a health kit

when using the elevator

[copper vapor]

this reminds me

one funny thing about doom 2 map design

[plain abyss]

You've gotta waste your health

[upbeat verge]

I found out how

[copper vapor]

a lot of maps have entirely optional areas

[pliant chasm]

uh oh

[upbeat verge]

I'm getting better at secret findign

[supple lotus]

"You're ought to bring it, not oogle it"

love the hags

[pliant chasm]

but is helping the crones a better choice

[supple lotus]

well

none of the choices really are good

[pliant chasm]

they gave me piss vs shit

[supple lotus]

you can doom the kids

or doom the village

[upbeat verge]

how did they design the levels with such precision that everything plays out so well even with the horizontal only looking
@supple lotus @copper vapor

[pliant chasm]

shii

i'll look it up and see how bad it is

[copper vapor]

they had to take that into account also no jumping

[supple lotus]

how boring

[pliant chasm]

i already done the deed

[supple lotus]

ah

so a retrospective "How much have i fucked up"

[pliant chasm]

yea

[supple lotus]

i didnt help them, fuck the hags

[upbeat verge]

also that

[pliant chasm]

so far i always make the shittiest choices

[supple lotus]

but i also wasnt happy with what my choice was

[upbeat verge]

idk man this is like textbook level design or something

it feels so fluid and perfect

[pliant chasm]

got tricked by the isle spirit

accidentally killed keira had to reload for that one

[supple lotus]

what happened to your Baron?

or is that not resolved yet?

[pliant chasm]

not yet

[upbeat verge]

[pliant chasm]

fuck it gonna follow my gut and reload before the ciri section starts

[upbeat verge]

flawless

[pliant chasm]

dark horse with red eyes drinking blood seems like a bigger fuck up

[supple lotus]

Dead Simple time

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/445106464739033090/1491370413664505866/660289222_1352565656905089_3881858795438692810_n.png?ex=69d7726e&is=69d620ee&hm=164ab8d21761689ce29300d1c34706d4a2d637759ae8c49b94cea7d41c48b400&

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4UW3SBQtzNB8xKWkDJcSnC?si=43ff4d4ad5df47d5 so this is the song that plays during dead simple
this is so inspired by south of heaven by slayer
@supple lotus @copper vapor @plain abyss

https://tenor.com/view/ascending-energy-galaxy-gif-17739196

here we go

[copper vapor]

finish doom 2 and I can send you that video

[supple lotus]

so they're saying shooting CEOs for being greedy fucks worked

[copper vapor]

apparently

[upbeat verge]

yooo

what a fight this was

[supple lotus]

smol, fast, dead simple

[upbeat verge]

insanely fun

loving this

[supple lotus]

time for TRICKS AND TRAPS

ahahahaha

[carmine laurel]

prices did drop and approvals did raise immediately after Luigi

[upbeat verge]

SEE YA AIN"T GIVING ME HOPE

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-looking-looking-at-the-phone-mad-disappointed-gif-11158875379675471729

ah hell naw

[supple lotus]

make a choice

[copper vapor]

tricks & traps

great map

[upbeat verge]

man

I dont fucking trust these buttons anymore

[copper vapor]

I mean

the map name is a warning

[upbeat verge]

music couldn't go any harder

holy shit

SECRET AREA

2 ROOMS FULL OF PINKIES OPEN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

secret my ass

pain elemental introduction

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[upbeat verge]

[thick plover]

Morning

[upbeat verge]

WHA

[latent hazel]

Ivans game playthroughs take 7 hours longer on average as he takes a screenshot every 5 seconds and types about what happened

[solid sundial]

@latent hazel ⠀

[upbeat verge]

never played the game
takes time to explore
why does this guy play so slow

[latent hazel]

@plain abyss

[upbeat verge]

actually stfu

[latent hazel]

Not actually related to what I said

[upbeat verge]

what does the eye switch do anyway

[plain abyss]

I just did what Ivan would do.

[latent hazel]

I didnt say you're slow because you explore, did i

[copper vapor]

at least this is a different game and not a 5th playthrough of RDR2

[latent hazel]

It took him that long to play through because every game session had 20 screenshots and 10 minute discussions about their contents

[thick plover]

Just sayin ivan started the game 3 months before me and finished like 6 months after me

[rocky turtle]

you did well

[raven geyser]

@frozen void you absolute buffoon

I just got a job

[thick plover]

Buy me fentanyl

Plz

[restive bear]

https://fxtwitter.com/shitpost_game/status/2041572965456998904?s=20

shitpost game (@shitpost_game)

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[raven geyser]

Killing myself in 3-5 work days

[upbeat verge]

only 4/7 secrets on tricks and traps

wtf how

[sick trail]

Wagecuck

[restive bear]

Enjoy the 9-5

[gleaming nymph]

Fuck cloudflared

[olive coral]

What happened to the one you had before

[frozen void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LKqDgLlK6SuIM

[restive bear]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-rub-belly-gif-10300958165141072145

Man fuck I'm full this dinner

Need to burn some calories

[raven geyser]

Live Menace reaction

[real aspen]

drink gasoline
eat a match
profit

[raven geyser]

My contract ended and we didn't renew it because my boss was a bitch

[olive coral]

Ripge

Hows the new one?

[raven geyser]

No idea Ill start next month probably

[upbeat verge]

WHAT @supple lotus @sick trail

WDYM 18

[copper vapor]

you got a job and it only starts next month?

[upbeat verge]

surely this is a visual bug

[supple lotus]

[upbeat verge]

no way this map has 18 secrets

[copper vapor]

told you maps are bigger

which one is this

[raven geyser]

Whats weird about that

[upbeat verge]

also 100 items

what in gods name

[copper vapor]

isn't that too long of a waiting period

[raven geyser]

I didnt sign anything yet

[supple lotus]

Oooh my preorders are finally shipping

[copper vapor]

what map is that

[proven tundra]

Pulled some local content
Too bad it's sad af

[copper vapor]

did you hit courtyard already

[sick trail]

Fat noodle

[proven tundra]

The noodle was hungry for human flesh

[upbeat verge]

10

[copper vapor]

huh. I didn't remember it having that many mobs

[restive bear]

Damn how did I not think of that

[restive bear]

Tis why I don't trust snakes, even if I'm a scalie

[teal spade]

how dare you, sneks are cute

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/lewissaunderson38-lewissaunderson-cry-crying-cry-meme-gif-11499408157122608476

[restive bear]

I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE WANTS TO KILL AND WHICH ONE LIKES BOOPING

All I know, cobras are the most dangerous

[upbeat verge]

holy shit what a massive map

[rocky turtle]

@little depot funny build i got

[restive bear]

But anything that doesn't have a hood I assume is definitely venomous. I can't tell snakes apart

[teal spade]

IT'S WORTH THE RISK

[restive bear]

THE HOSPITAL BILLS AREN'T

[teal spade]

LIVE IN A BETTER COUNTRY

THEN PROFIT

[restive bear]

I'M TOO POOR TO TRAVEL

[restive bear]

Yeah I hate those artists that keep giving the scalies boba

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/simpsons-nelson-the-UU1bHu6QWyFxZM63Jh

[restive bear]

Smh nowhere is good to travel and settle into rn

MAAAAYBE SIngapore

[teal spade]

anywhere that is not the US

[restive bear]

It's still asia and close to home

[teal spade]

[restive bear]

Trye

Man fucking economy, I wanna gtfo here someone extract my ass

[teal spade]

noone wants to extract with just common loot

[restive bear]

I ain't common loot smh

[proven tundra]

He's green tier now

[teal spade]

green is common

[restive bear]

Yeah

This colorblind kobold istg

[proven tundra]

Grey is common

White is uncommon

[restive bear]

No you doofus, green is uncommon

Ahh damn

What was that saying from Borderlands again

Orangutan

[copper vapor]

green is unique in diablo 2

[copper vapor]

bonerfart

[latent hazel]

@frozen void @olive coral

It's so tiresome.

[teal spade]

pretty sure white is loot, green is common, blue is rare and purple is epic. Atleast it was like that back in when I played WoW

[copper vapor]

yea and orange legendary

but wasn't always like this

[restive bear]

Ew WoW

[olive coral]

Just open tigz server and scroll up to iedys gif

[restive bear]

Borderlands is the standard for loot

[teal spade]

I played it when it was good

[copper vapor]

gray = low quality
white = common
green = uncommon
blue = rare
purple = epic
orange = legendary

[olive coral]

Let it hypnotize you

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[restive bear]

And green, I say, and I say, is uncommon and it shall be the standard

[olive coral]

Drool on the keyboard a bit

[proven tundra]

Wikigacha green is rare

[copper vapor]

... it copied wow

[upbeat verge]

excuse me what teh actual fuck

[restive bear]

When
Grandma
Burps
Patrick
Obeys

[upbeat verge]

how do I get those

[teal spade]

WotLK days were peak, then they killed Arthus and ruined the franchice

[restive bear]

Yeah but green being common? Yuckie

Thanks, BL2 for changing my life

[proven tundra]

Mods are ssr
Helpers are Ur
Purples are LEGENDARY

[copper vapor]

green is uncommon

grim is tweaking

white is common

[teal spade]

the OG list

[restive bear]

I only played Frozen throne

But like, I didn't get into the point n click gameplay

The nagas were hella cool tho

I think that was the first time I was exposed into the scalie stuff

[restive bear]

REAL

[upbeat verge]

ok i got it

[latent hazel]

Borderlands

[teal spade]

I started playing when the outworlds came out and then finished it on WoTLK

[restive bear]

Old

[teal spade]

Poor

[restive bear]

Smh

[proven tundra]

I lasted into cataclysm
But my guild fell apart and then it was pointless

Who wants to play with randoms

[teal spade]

I WAS POINTLESS WHEN THEY KILLED ARTHAS

[proven tundra]

Uh huh

Cry more

Lmao

[teal spade]

[upbeat verge]

WGAT

[teal spade]

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

wdym 9/18

[teal spade]

[upbeat verge]

how much more secrets are in this level

[teal spade]

[proven tundra]

9

[teal spade]

[proven tundra]

This one is great

[teal spade]

[upbeat verge]

I dont find you funny

[teal spade]

[proven tundra]

[restive bear]

Bro is just spamming crying emojis smh

[teal spade]

[real aspen]

😭

😭

[rocky turtle]

[teal spade]

[proven tundra]

I did tell him to cry more

[teal spade]

[restive bear]

Heavy from TF2? Is that you?

[teal spade]

that's all I got

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/hXgdIRkBilN.gif

[copper vapor]

no king rules forever, son.

c'mon that was awesome closure for the arthas/lich king story

[teal spade]

ONLY BECAUSE SOME SHITHEAD THOUGHT THEY CAN BE A WRITER

[copper vapor]

yup. Like I said it copied wow

[upbeat verge]

13/18

[copper vapor]

what I personally thought was bullshit is the fact that there "needs to be a lich king" otherwise the undead will rampage unchecked across azeroth

imo without a lich king the undead should've just gone inactive or just fall apart on the spot

[teal spade]

that was SUCH a garbage closure for Arthas. Completely ignoring his actual tragedy.
"It was all the swords fault, you didn't have any char development"

[copper vapor]

that always sucks

[upbeat verge]

ok i get it now

this is the chainsaw every wall map

[copper vapor]

he got freed of the sword's influence, realized all the shit he'd done

but yeah he was turning evil way before getting frostmourne

THIS ENTIRE CITY MUST BE PURGED.

[teal spade]

that was such a great moment

all his friends abandon him cuz none got the balls to make such a tragic decission

[copper vapor]

I made the mistake of trying to do endgame content with randoms in FFXIV

stressful slog. The kind of pain I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy

[teal spade]

and then Shitzard goes: Nah, arthas was good all along he didn't make those decisions it was the sword

[copper vapor]

blizzard did some incredibly terrible lore retcons in wow

but I don't have too much of a problem with how they handled arthas in the end of wotlk

[restive bear]

None of my irl friends even play the games I play cuz they're poor as me so I have to stick it up with randoms all the time

They can't move beyond CoDM and Mobile Legends

Hard to make friends that play games but they only play mobile games

[teal spade]

I did, War3 was the first serious story RTS I played, they did the evil PC character so good, I loved it

[copper vapor]

when my buddy quit FFXIV I quit as well

back then at least I had one friend suffering through PF with me

but no way in fuck am I gonna do it alone

[teal spade]

I want more good rts stories... World in Conflict was so good

[restive bear]

I miiss RTS games that lets you possess a unit

I can't remember what RTS game had that but I played one of those and it was fun

[teal spade]

I want a co-op RTS that lets me play with my friends that don't play RTS... Gimme base building while they get an action/RPG game

[restive bear]

I don't like managing my shit in a rts, gimme some John Doe to control and do everything

That sounds pretty cool actually (if only I have friends that would be interested)

I saw MENACE and it looked like it'd get modding support. Wondering if they can make it so you can control the squad leaders yourself

[copper vapor]

is tempest rising any good? I doubt it is but

(story-wise)

[teal spade]

dunno, didn't play it

I watched some of it but, bit I wasn't interested in playing myself

[arctic flicker]

Bit of a leak apparently, we getting no man sky version of pokemon lol

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

sean teased it recently

with an 'arena' emoji

[teal spade]

The Pokemon Company furiously shaking

[arctic flicker]

indeed, just didn't expect it to be pokemon

suppose there's now a reason to travel the universe specifically for animals

[restive bear]

Another NMS update

[arctic flicker]

besides thoses rare mechanoid creatures and other small ones

[thick plover]

Nintendos lawyers doing the thing evil people do with their hands right now

[arctic flicker]

they won't have a leg to stand on if NMS don't use balls for the creatures

[snow tree]

Considering they gotta appeal possibly losing that patent all together

I wouldn't be too bothered if I was NMS

[teal spade]

nintendos pattent request got rejected recently

they no longer own the mechanic

[thick plover]

when they sue you they still sue you on the basis of japan

[snow tree]

Not rejected yet

[thick plover]

where the laws are in their favour

[teal spade]

it got rejected in the US, no?

[quiet yew]

Good.
They shouldn't own anything.

[snow tree]

Paper machine got moved to reject it. But they still got time for appeals

[latent hazel]

Nms doing the biggest redemption arc of all gaming?

[snow tree]

So its a "work in progress" type of thing

[quiet yew]

it already happened

[thick plover]

theyve already been redemptioned for years now

[teal spade]

they can't appeal, they got nothing to stand on, games came out before it with that mechanic

[latent hazel]

One of the least expected things ever

[teal spade]

[quiet yew]

yeah since like 2020 or something

[latent hazel]

Yeah that's what an arc is bro

[snow tree]

Tell that to their lawyers. Of course they will try to appeal, I don't believe they will just give up

[restive bear]

Yes

Also in front of Nintendo's face

[thick plover]

when does the arc when you stop overeating begin

[latent hazel]

You're next

[quiet yew]

xal and his victim

[latent hazel]

Xan

[timid hollow]

xanaxrider

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/xan-cake-gif-10198133182747418137

[restive bear]

Delicious

[quiet yew]

explode

[thick plover]

this is how you cut a xan cake

[quiet yew]

what a disgusting display

[thick plover]

shut up clanka

[quiet yew]

https://tenor.com/view/morgenshtern-morgen-моргенштерн-морген-остался-1-час-gif-3352842481773703777

[latent hazel]

Proud to say I've never done drugs, drank alcohol, smoked

[timid hollow]

i did

[quiet yew]

I don't believe the alcohol

you're russian

[latent hazel]

Xenophobic

[timid hollow]

probably tried everything you could name

[quiet yew]

[timid hollow]

xalphobic

[upbeat verge]

just remembered something

[thick plover]

literally

[timid hollow]

ivan you like metal right

[quiet yew]

tungsten is my favorite

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/1YfDiDhCY226PazYrlNYa4?si=81b4e7e3488048ba

[upbeat verge]

secrets in doom 1 and 2: very few troll secrets most of em giving you usefull goodies
secrets in serious sam the first and second encounter: a single pill that spawns 5 biomechanoids because fuck you
@supple lotus @sick trail (sry for the annoying pings)

[upbeat verge]

ja hanz , ja

[latent hazel]

Just tag the mod team bro

[upbeat verge]

no reason to

[quiet yew]

I imagine the individual from #🎪bruh-fart wears this hat daily

[upbeat verge]

iedy doesn't play doom he plays that shit game called tarkov
falco also doesn't play doom he's employed

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/1cxCqerH9jNz1B6xnlT02y?si=49913664ea304ed7

[upbeat verge]

and oflin sits in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat all day

[timid hollow]

dont know if thats metal even

[upbeat verge]

its godsmack

it is metal

[timid hollow]

i only know this song from them

[thick plover]

Time to play this indie game I found on itch surely its not a virus

[timid hollow]

maybe gonna look trough their albums

[upbeat verge]

godsmack are quite good

[timid hollow]

like the singer

[raven swan]

good evening chatters

[quiet yew]

I like Sodom

[raven swan]

i have not been active because i'm starfaring

[sick trail]

"Oh cool, megahealth. OH COOL AN AMBUSH"

[raven swan]

i found the Ace Combat boss jet that UAF adds

i'll record a video and show you guys soon

[upbeat verge]

ye basically

[timid hollow]

i could continue my ac6 xbox run

[raven swan]

for now, shwarma

[timid hollow]

but im on the ibis mission

[copper vapor]

godsmack

[timid hollow]

and i cant be arsed

[timid hollow]

i also like

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/25GC50HslaaruyrKjdu0lP?si=24cc2a7453aa432e

bullet for my valentine is trash metal i think

obviously i also like sabaton because everyone like sabaton

[thick plover]

FUCK THIS GAME

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure

[thick plover]

they got a creature chasing you as you explore

and it breathes but its a bug

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/6rSuL1ViLO7Aljn2WD09s4?si=6de7034cc7704caf

also everyone knows skillet

[copper vapor]

I can't even identify wtf that is
fried-ass graphics worse than a ps1 game

[timid hollow]

from our beloved gmvs around the 2010s

[copper vapor]

looks like a mass of cockroaches

[arctic flicker]

is that the game with the giant centipede chasing you while you rapple around in a cave

[real aspen]

mmmm ashes

yummers

[upbeat verge]

fam what is you playing

[thick plover]

looks like it

yea

i was like

[real aspen]

idols of ash

[thick plover]

i should open my itch today

and I see this game on recommended

and I just downloaded it

[timid hollow]

https://open.spotify.com/intl-de/track/5zBWvG7O2bNFblLPFfEaKZ?si=6294f12e85ac458a

[thick plover]

and I fucking hate centipedes

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/concert-crowd-dino-dinosaur-dinosaur-concert-gif-7302459712020757639

[thick plover]

remember the summer incident

[thick plover]

yes it this

[real aspen]

that's what i said 😭

[raven swan]

wait is this the game where you go down the hole?

[timber oxide]

You're getting normal game recommendations on itch?

[raven swan]

the recommendation algo knows, pyr

[real aspen]

the long-awaited sequel to the game where you go up a hole

[timber oxide]

That's exactly what I was implying

[thick plover]

I downloaded like 1 other game ever I think

and it was yomi hustle

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mtlDc072cE&list=RD3mtlDc072cE&start_radio=1&pp=ygUbZmluYWwgZmFudGFzeSBzaGUgaXMgbXkgc2luoAcB

i miss those times

[proven tundra]

holy fog

[restive bear]

Silent Zomboid

[real aspen]

naw that's mist

the one with spiders

and flesh eating worms

[pallid sapphire]

Heklo fellow gooners

[arctic flicker]

ah yes, the type of fog you spend indoors reading books n stuff