╟❓general-offtopic

[tiny notch]

"conquests an evil murderer"
conquest:

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-conquest-invincible-invincible-meme-invincible-memes-gif-14879654909219437446

[torpid glacier]

Man was just depressed

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-lonely-invincible-season-3-viltrumite-gif-9327695528759959528

[torpid glacier]

Same with Davy jones in pirates. He was evil because he’s depressed lmao

[timber oxide]

And an evil murderer

[tiny notch]

conquests a fucking freak in the show

[timber oxide]

Being depressed doesn't mean that someone isn't evil

[torpid glacier]

That’d be very correct if it was what I was saying

[tiny notch]

milly alcock is pretty as fuck why is she in here
no clue who the others are

[copper vapor]

top left = rachel zegler or ziegler or whatever, actress who played snow white
bottom left = dunno the name, actress who played ariel in the little mermaid

bottom right = anya taylor-joy

[timber oxide]

Every single Viltrumite is evil because of the system
And all you need to do to fix them is send them on a vacation to Earth

[tiny notch]

thragg did nothing wrong

[copper vapor]

who coulda imagined that the cure to the viltrumite's systemic evil is human pussy

[torpid glacier]

What I said was a joke about the character, not an in depth analysis

[timber oxide]

But it was also true

[torpid glacier]

Davy Jones got his feelings hurt and became evil, conquest is lonely so he kill people. I never attempted to frame it as anything it a joke dawg lmao

[timber oxide]

Ok?

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-conquest-invincible-invincible-meme-invincible-memes-gif-14879654909219437446

[copper vapor]

is Invincible in Fortnite yet

[oblique belfry]

he already was

for like 2 years now

[copper vapor]

I mean the crossover

is Conquest a character you can play as

[oblique belfry]

no

omni / eve / mark

kate

[copper vapor]

they need to release Conquest

and he needs to have the "I'm so lonely" voice line

[timber oxide]

Were they pass characters?

[oblique belfry]

no shop

[timber oxide]

Good, so they can return

[oblique belfry]

i still cant believe kate got in before rex

or conquest

[copper vapor]

I believe I might get muted if I say something about this

[timber oxide]

But I bet Fortnite will die before I get to buy Omni man skin

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

skin idea for fortnite

Pomni-Man

[timber oxide]

No

[oblique belfry]

No

[copper vapor]

I bet iedy would say yes

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pomni-burger

[timber oxide]

A local creature eating a borga

[copper vapor]

that was me last night

[tiny notch]

rex is so much less of a dick in the comics

[copper vapor]

eating a double chicken borgir full of mayonnaise and onions

[timber oxide]

They weren't kidding, the show is much better on a rewatch

[oblique belfry]

mmmmmm

references everywhere

[timber oxide]

I like it when a story is obviously planned out from the beginning

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

if it was obviously planned out from the beginning then why did you have to rewatch

[timber oxide]

To see all the foreshadowing I didn't notice when I didn't know

[celest plank]

on ressurection day too

Ave Christus

[proven tundra]

[tiny notch]

GYATT DAM

[copper vapor]

oh look the rapist

[timber oxide]

Oh look it's the bitch

[tiny notch]

forshadowing is a litterary device

[rocky turtle]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/foreshadowing-hbomberguy-literary-device-gif-11778788910776079115

DAWG MY COUSIN JUST SENT ME A LIST OF YURI RECOMENDATIONS

😭

[upbeat verge]

hes so based for that

[tiny notch]

she

[upbeat verge]

she

[oblique belfry]

she

[timber oxide]

they

[oblique belfry]

human

[upbeat verge]

entity

[oblique belfry]

cells

[tiny notch]

both actually howd u know

[upbeat verge]

are they also transformer

kidding kidding

[tiny notch]

no she just likes using she/they

[timber oxide]

I mean, they/them is a default way to refer to someone when you don't know their gender

[oblique belfry]

[tiny notch]

shes flooding me with yuri

😭

[upbeat verge]

[timber oxide]

That's literally english 101

[tiny notch]

shes sent like 20 messages

in like 5 seconds

[upbeat verge]

ZASED

so based

[tiny notch]

she has 6 shelves of yuri in her college dorm

[oblique belfry]

on college dorm noless

🥀

[upbeat verge]

what about yaoi

[blazing maple]

good LORD

She's HUGE

[hexed stag]

coffee?

[upbeat verge]

yes

[hexed stag]

Gobless

[upbeat verge]

ok

[blazing maple]

I must slay her

[tiny notch]

"mother took me to a resturat and i found a lobster attractive"

why does he look like sinclair

[copper vapor]

I love how silly this game is with stuff like the peepr

[teal spade]

@copper vapor @oblique belfry @timid hollow look at my hats!

[oblique belfry]

in summoners rift too

[blazing maple]

cockroaches are the worst

if you kill a big one its head falls off and it revives at 30% hp and goes beserk

[copper vapor]

the heck is this

[blazing maple]

:(

:(((

[oblique belfry]

p r o t e i n

[frank hearth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WINGdoJP1k4

[blazing maple]

oh... she was protecting something

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

♻️

[teal spade]

april fools event, kills/assists give hats

[oblique belfry]

wait

its still going on ?

[teal spade]

ye

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck i wanted to test out that gold item yesterday but there was nothing

on swiftplay

and someone said the april fools event lasted till 4th april

hm

so many changes that i aint readin allat

[gleaming nymph]

somewhere in nevada...

[raven swan]

Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for nuclear winter

[sweet meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-sanford-rock-gif-3682175956655482284

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-star-wars-gif-19773198

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3X6B4YwvhQ

[pallid sapphire]

woke you are now

[cunning bronze]

indeed, i am

[sweet meadow]

peak

[oblique belfry]

[sweet meadow]

Soundtrack 10 tho

[sweet meadow]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/to-all-subjects-of-ymir-subjects-of-ymir-paradise-aot-attack-on-titan-gif-3423348797585000012

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gNc5M6GVxM

[cunning bronze]

my best friend made a lot of madness combat animations

[oblique belfry]

[cunning bronze]

actually i just realized

one his videos has 300k views and the other one 1 million

[oblique belfry]

o shit

[sweet meadow]

[cunning bronze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1QU-CJfcWY

he made this shit with a very shitty laptop

[sweet meadow]

Absolute peam

[tiny notch]

[oblique belfry]

i like the small details like the enemy grunt faking to hit the protagonist with a axe and him guarding

[tiny notch]

pronoun debate

[cunning bronze]

my friend loved details

he stopped doing the animations due to a falling out i think in the latam community

but i believe they once got recognized by the creator

[blazing maple]

pronoun debate

[restive bear]

pronoun debate

[supple lotus]

finally home and so full

chikkom nuggs

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet

[blazing maple]

okay chat i'm gonna go farm roaches to make the roach armor set

that way I can stinkmax

[timber oxide]

You don't need armor to stinkmax

You're already stinky

[upbeat verge]

i need to show mom and dad the chernobyl miniseries

[blazing maple]

[proven tundra]

we are pogging

[timber oxide]

[tiny notch]

[upbeat verge]

i read pegging

[proven tundra]

We are pegging

[upbeat verge]

woahh

[proven tundra]

TEDDY BEAR

[copper vapor]

can't she just manipulate her own atoms to lose weight

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

You're pegging a teddy bear?

[proven tundra]

That's just weird

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ted-teddy-bear-9

[proven tundra]

I would never peg a non sentient thing

[restive bear]

https://youtube.com/shorts/pmENSLQ6sCs

[rocky turtle]

@sharp flint is this true

[timber oxide]

But what if it is se- Hold up

[tiny notch]

she cant effect anything biological

[copper vapor]

yes she can

[tiny notch]

she cant

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[tiny notch]

the time she healed her self was out of panic and stress

shes programmed with a mental blocker to stop her from chaninging any living creature

[copper vapor]

so... she can. lol
she also uses her power to fix her hair when she wakes up

[copper vapor]

and that blocker gets unblocked

[proven tundra]

Sandbox AND swingset?

[tiny notch]

not perminantly

tis explained in her side comics

🤓

[proven tundra]

holy shit we are playing today chat

[tiny notch]

if duplikate was pregnant adn duplicated herself how would that work

[timber oxide]

Duplifraud

[timber oxide]

What if she duplicated herself and her duplicate gets pregnant

We're asking some real questions here

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/foufasto-zizo-sleepover-gif-26942071

[onyx vigil]

is that sims 1?

why tf are you playing sims 1? sims 2 is better

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[proven tundra]

this is project zomboid

[onyx vigil]

oh, okay i am a retard sorry mate

[proven tundra]

[arctic flicker]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ga_Pd0rPLUg?si=zdl3kLb99IOPuzuM

[timber oxide]

That's an execution

[arctic flicker]

you may only take drugs at specific intervals at me leisure, but the animals can have as much as they want till they overdose

[lucid latch]

I think I got the wrong last of us game

why is mine first person

[timid hollow]

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-gif-18533608

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/mort-look-up-look-left-look-right-mort-cry-gif-4898016051113059401

[pliant chasm]

[onyx vigil]

mods this allowed?

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1423687506611667044/im_coming_hitler.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089537915606007839/1210161674150088724/hitler_we_have_a_problem.gif

[onyx vigil]

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336380532363362304/1344787141523275837/XWyKuU6E.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile :

[onyx vigil]

[celest plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405552249958039745/1420824292492316794/caption.gif

[celest plank]

My homegirl got mad at me because I told her she is like her grandma

(chill af)

[olive coral]

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476833736060969/1452017653177913516/HitlerItsWeekend.gif

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1335411091597037598/SPOILER_SPOILER_4x.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879703733016068186/1050073386690301983/togif-2.gif

[olive coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825042736343941192/1272199783343456348/i-text.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203424946160930848/1280409050554695754/1724929233048498.gif

[oblique belfry]

im gonna summon the mods stop spamming

[timber oxide]

I have a 0 tolerance policy on my colonists doing stupid shit, and the animals exist only to multip- OH MY GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHICKENS

[onyx vigil]

do it

dew it

[oblique belfry]

they are probably already watching

[celest plank]

aldourien over here

[arctic flicker]

500 fertilized chicken eggs in the fridge, power goes out for a day, all hatch

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/christopher-moltisanti-sopranos-ma-dai-922114-gif-6961803426850142863

[onyx vigil]

[timber oxide]

Had this happen way too many times

[oblique belfry]

he did the cube again 🥀

oop dry is online

[celest plank]

#╟❓general-offtopic message read down

SHIT IT WAS EXACTLY 2 YEARS AGO

[oblique belfry]

damn

[onyx vigil]

wait who the f is that black guy? seriously i have never seen him before

is he new?

[celest plank]

Da hassidic homeboy

Jamal Gindsberg

[olive coral]

aldo the no fun allowed mod

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-please-speed-i-need-this-tired-blow-gif-15401023925154467112

[onyx vigil]

never heard of him

[pliant chasm]

bro would combust if he saw the hitler gifs

[celest plank]

lmao

But maybe

MAYBE he would do something about iedys gooning

[pliant chasm]

nope

[celest plank]

Though iedy has seemed to kinda stop after the video

And he was posting helldivers shit during aldos reign

[pliant chasm]

he just posts gacha slop

[raven geyser]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1271928943389442201/1351966721719795915/me_watching_this_channel.gif

[celest plank]

Took us 1 month to get aldo to leave

[onyx vigil]

that bastard

[restive bear]

I CAN LIFT A FUCKING CAR BY MYSELF

[torpid glacier]

This fella eats their spinach

[restive bear]

https://tenor.com/view/popeye-sailor-spinach-muscle-gif-5982865

[onyx vigil]

what is he popeye?

[restive bear]

Hell yeah

[restive bear]

Literally

[onyx vigil]

lol

[restive bear]

[torpid glacier]

Easter outfit for my families party today

[proven tundra]

short leather coat or long leather coat

[copper vapor]

long

[torpid glacier]

Long

[proven tundra]

[torpid glacier]

Unless you got a pair of jeans and cowboy boots, then short

[blazing maple]

roach armour got

[pure compass]

is there actually a stat difference?

[torpid glacier]

Protect dick

[proven tundra]

The shorter one has better wind resistance

and less of a run speed modifier (you can move quicker)

[celest plank]

looking good but why the boots

[blazing maple]

I'm now STINK MAX

[torpid glacier]

Because I live in Michigan and it rains a lot a lot a lot here

It’s been raining for almost two weeks straight

[celest plank]

I see

[torpid glacier]

Or it’s snowing. Or muddy. Or something

[celest plank]

Well shit here its been snowing lmao

[torpid glacier]

Our weather is very depressing

We get maybe a month of actual summer

The rest is very rainy and cold

Which I love

[celest plank]

We get 5 months of winter and 3 of summer

the rest is whatever the fuck

[torpid glacier]

We’re surrounded by the Great Lakes which means that one of the biggest jokes about our weather is if you don’t like it, go inside, wait 20 minutes and it’ll change.

Turns out being surrounded by freshwater means you get extremely irregular weather

I mean, the puddles in every yard and street are enough to be up to your calf sometimes, you kinda have to wear boots,

[rocky turtle]

did u liked the game?

u can install some mods if u want

[zealous depot]

Doge got quasi?

[rocky turtle]

almost BiS just need chest and omnis for neck

[rocky turtle]

ye

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

i cannot say for now

since i only had 1 session

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

also i just noticed

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ZeekerssRBLX/status/2040712349875863906?s=20 gm chat

Zeekerss (@ZeekerssRBLX)

Version 80 of Lethal Company is out of beta now!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 5, 2026, 8:45 AM

[oblique belfry]

in that new mr beast video tyler1 and ohnopixel is in it

xqc too

[celest plank]

i autocorrected mrbeast to breast and i got a breast implant advertisement

😭

[pure compass]

mr breast

[oblique belfry]

@teal spade @left mantle dude they fucking trolled themselfs and i fucking got stray'd

they trolled each other to stop tahm + senna

but i was gonna go adc tahm

[teal spade]

[chrome zodiac]

I am finally home

[snow tree]

Apex predator unleashed

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-toy-story-buzz-dab-me-up-dab-up-gif-26395273

[chrome zodiac]

Heya

[copper vapor]

fibsh

[torpid glacier]

About to go to my party in 40 minutes

countdown

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-block-tales-hatred-the-air-tingles-with-a-looming-sense-of-dread-gif-2508651108538588172

[snow tree]

They wont know what hit em

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/91KE0cw8o88

[chrome zodiac]

Is this a "Yayyy :D" or a "Oh :<" situation?

[rocky turtle]

[torpid glacier]

Both. I like talking to my family but there's a lot of kids.

[real aspen]

😭 where's his neck

[chrome zodiac]

Oh no, not kids!

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/sullimvs-jinrinotes-jinnielabs-dog-crying-gif-22771721

[chrome zodiac]

My easter gathering had only one kid and he was well raised

[torpid glacier]

I'm glad

[chrome zodiac]

Welp, off I go again, I gotta get me some food

[raven geyser]

I thought its going to be n word

[torpid glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/m-wvS-4lgUw?feature=share

[raven geyser]

The misery of having to listen this shitass song

[blazing maple]

Made a scorpion lounger so i can relax in STYLE

[proven tundra]

Australia

[restive bear]

Imagine you be sleepin an all til ta wakes up that venom got on yo shirt

[oblique belfry]

lethality vayne

2k damage per q

friendship ended with crit vayne
lethality vayne is now my best friend

-# fuck on-hit. Boring as hell

tyler

5.9ft

[proven tundra]

Why is Mr breast there

[oblique belfry]

cuz tyler is in his new vid

[proven tundra]

What's a Tyler

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tyler1-screaming

[proven tundra]

Doesn't ring a bell
I'm not Tyler pilled

[copper vapor]

[lucid latch]

https://medal.tv/games/cod-black-ops-3/clips/mrWCmYhkPtcikCzsV?invite=cr-MSx1RTMsNTQyMTA1NjU2&v=83

Holy SHIT bro 😭

[dreamy moth]

what

never look in offtopbic

but i cant stop looking back

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1475281895288733828/1489416022497689671/twitter-gif-2038535543793844605_69cae173d6530.gif

[proven tundra]

If there's an offtopic
Where's the ontopic

[dreamy moth]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat is gnerally the "Ontopic"

[proven tundra]

Right

But nobody wants to go there

I meant like a fun ontopic with intelligent conversation

The opposite of here

[oblique belfry]

i have noone else that played quasimorph besides offtopic gang

[arctic flicker]

me no play quasimorph

[oblique belfry]

i started it cuz 1. laff gifted it to me and 2 i have been told to play it multiple times by you guys

[arctic flicker]

well I'm gonna play RE2 n 3 first

[restive bear]

They got a server

It spreads

[oblique belfry]

kevlar armor

@rocky turtle does this work when throwing the weapon as well

[rocky turtle]

ye

[oblique belfry]

interesting

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

also does this number shows how much i have on my cargo ?

[rocky turtle]

yeap

[oblique belfry]

i see

what about this ?

[rocky turtle]

u need one more for upgrade then others u can sell

[oblique belfry]

ooo

gotcha

[rocky turtle]

yeah

thank god they redid upgrade trees

they not ass as before

[oblique belfry]

oh you can salvage bullets too

durr

i was like how does one get powder

[sick trail]

Playing Dusk for real finally
Experience Big John
lmao

[pliant chasm]

BIG JOHN

YEAAAAAAH

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

also advice always unload red barrels even if u dont wanna loot gasoline

[oblique belfry]

wait you can unload em ?

i just thought they were enviromental hazards

[rocky turtle]

yeah u cant take gasoline from them

[oblique belfry]

wait

since i dont lose my gear due to easy mode

i dont need to loot spare armor / guns right ?

[cunning bronze]

oh that game

[rocky turtle]

yeah u can loot guns that u dont have

[rocky turtle]

u need spare ones for 4th floor missions or repair kit

[sick trail]

Threw a soap at him

[oblique belfry]

hm.

[upbeat verge]

all of offtopic playing the space tarkov game or what now

[oblique belfry]

should i loot the spare kevlar armor then

[oblique belfry]

i had it on my mind cuz laff, droon and few more people wanted me to play it

so i waited till my midterm was over

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-6-kiryu-fit-check-gif-16045961087290736288

@flat violet

[upbeat verge]

if ya momma suck dick would you do it too?

[sour rivet]

yakuza song of life

[oblique belfry]

well laff gifted me the game

would be a shame to not play it

oh i forgot

@pallid sapphire BASTARD IM FINALLY PLAYING QUASIMORPH

BE HAPPY

[copper vapor]

@arctic flicker decied to do close scrutiny on a free loadout just to check out how the assessor works
guy fully kitted with anvil+hullcracker decides to shoot me

I kill him with my shitty stitcher I and take his goop and fight some vaporizers with it

[rocky turtle]

ye

[arctic flicker]

had a dude shotgun me with a T4 toro yesterday, but gotten the last vaporizer part I needed in my butt anyway, lost my hullcracker tho

[copper vapor]

I'm gonna have to bring smokes and photoelectric cloak to do this shit

[oblique belfry]

1 spare should be enough right ?

[rocky turtle]

dont compare escape from srakov to quasimorph

[copper vapor]

but then we'll have to fight vaporizers anyway

I'm just annoyed that I'm gonna get thrown into the cod warzone lobbies again for defending myself

[rocky turtle]

better to have armor repair kit

[upbeat verge]

you said its like a extraction shooter so

[oblique belfry]

well all i have found is melee repair kit atm

[copper vapor]

idk what bro thought was gonna happen by shooting me indoors with an anvil

[oblique belfry]

so

oo

does it have an use

[arctic flicker]

nah even the pve lobbies are filled with pvpers

[oblique belfry]

or just melee

[arctic flicker]

or at least opportunists

[copper vapor]

I still need this crap for stage 1

had one electrostorm match where I got 3 rubbers and 1 steel

[rocky turtle]

just melee

[copper vapor]

doubt I'll get anything good now

[oblique belfry]

boooooooo

i hate it when games does that

crowbar aint just melee mane

[arctic flicker]

had a dude kill me in extract even after he got chased by like 3 big arcs lol

[oblique belfry]

its peak thievery tool

[copper vapor]

yea happened to me a couple days ago

[oblique belfry]

[arctic flicker]

they want the goop

[copper vapor]

saved a moron from a rocketeer and he shot me at extract

I crawled out of the elevator and there were like 3 wasps and 2 hornets

hopefully they got him

[rocky turtle]

just smack people with it and grab their loot then

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

idek what to do at this point anymore, if I come in geared to kill arc I get whacked by players

[oblique belfry]

imma throw shiv at em

and acid boolets

[sour rivet]

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[copper vapor]

but I have to get arc mats

[arctic flicker]

yeah the new modifier got the entire playerbase into a killing frenzy

gotta keep an eye on everyone and even down em as a precaution

downed a few players at extract for safety

[copper vapor]

galunga...

[arctic flicker]

then there's the naked players who swoop in after you kill arc, downed a few of those too

[oblique belfry]

when does this shit go away

[arctic flicker]

either way, got me 3x promo so I don't have to give a shit till the last week for hotshot rank

[tiny notch]

i hate my internet
"you want to download something? cool but you cant do ANYTHING else"
i might aswell have dialup

[oblique belfry]

thank god for fiber

[copper vapor]

why can't I loot this side of it

[oblique belfry]

i will NEVER look back at an ADSL or cable internet ever again

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

yeah thats what fiber does for your stomach

helps you SHIT

[oblique belfry]

says who

[sour rivet]

uhh

diet?

[tiny notch]

i need fiber 😭

[oblique belfry]

well diet is wrong

[tiny notch]

they were meant to install it like 6 years ago

[pallid sapphire]

I know i was told by Droon

Took you long enough Terraria addict

[oblique belfry]

hey i would've started it a week ago

but i had midterms

[arctic flicker]

oh yeah, found a mushroom growing on the ground, thought only on pipes or trees where they grew

[oblique belfry]

so i didnt

knowing i wouldn't study jackshit

if i started the game

[pallid sapphire]

at least you know

[rocky turtle]

u dont need to heal self healing stuff

[oblique belfry]

hm

[rocky turtle]

Literally walk it off

[oblique belfry]

what about the % increase of poison

antibiotics took care of that

but still

[sour rivet]

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[rocky turtle]

the higher it gets the more debuffs u gonna have

[oblique belfry]

hm i se

also i feel like this gun is a meme but i still use it

[copper vapor]

get an intact probe
can only loot 2 sides of it instead of 3
degraded arc rubber

[rocky turtle]

HOLY u are so wrong about that gun

[oblique belfry]

so i was right ?

because it melts people

literally

i thought it was a meme gun cuz of the puddles it leaves

[rocky turtle]

its good against most of quasimorphs except for 2 bramfaturas

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

those i poison puddles

[rocky turtle]

and this gun even better on Valkyrie squad class

[oblique belfry]

👀

got a full kevlar set now

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

hmm

metal boots or kevlar ?

there is +1 difference

oh wait nvm it gives more other resistences

[upbeat verge]

you do know

you can LIMIT your download speed

and leave a bit of headroom for your otherthings

[oblique belfry]

hmm

which resistance should i focus on mostly ?

i feel like either laceration or blunt

[rocky turtle]

frost use like only 2 corpos

[zealous depot]

Doge is playing peak

[rocky turtle]

those 3 for early game

also fire

[oblique belfry]

metal boots it is then

fire ?

i never encounted fire yet tho

and i refuse to start a fight near barrels

[zealous depot]

Once you encounter fire

You'll need therapy

[tiny notch]

doesnt fix it lol

[oblique belfry]

oh

[tiny notch]

like at all

[real aspen]

watching some tlou2 gameplay and the movement looks so weird

[pure compass]

ate an incendiary nade once

[upbeat verge]

how much is your bandwidth anyway

half a kilobite?

[upbeat verge]

I never understood the hype for that franchise

[pure compass]

I blew up one of those quasimorph pylons for a mission once

didnt know it set the room on fire

[sick trail]

Something something does this to you @restive bear

[tiny notch]

8mb/s

[rocky turtle]

because of entropy and plasma damage

[oblique belfry]

ah

[rocky turtle]

also u need cryo for entropy resistance

[upbeat verge]

ye you're fucked

[oblique belfry]

hydra-12 ? or eagle ?

[upbeat verge]

typical UK internet

[oblique belfry]

9mm vs .42

[upbeat verge]

stuck in 2003

[cunning bronze]

I'm sure the person who codes their own engine knows they can limit their internet speeds, Ivan

[real aspen]

surely

[upbeat verge]

youd be surprised

[tiny notch]

holy fire

[upbeat verge]

they are a woman after all

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

ok i'm sorry

that was mean

[copper vapor]

why's jamie look like he stepped on a lego

[tiny notch]

he always looks like that post hand

[real aspen]

there are physic professors who don't know that birds have hollow bones

[upbeat verge]

ya not mad right?

[real aspen]

and there are programmers who dont know what an ip address is

[tiny notch]

what next just because ima woman i cant drive?
I mean i cant drive but not because im a woman

[upbeat verge]

the joke wrote itself

I didn't even have to try

[tiny notch]

well yes thats how writing it works

[rocky turtle]

hydra

[upbeat verge]

nah I'm kidding ofc I mean u no harm rain

[oblique belfry]

well i threw my shiv away for eagle

[real aspen]

i mean all the harm in the world

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-handshake-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-gif-22101046

[oblique belfry]

but understood

[tiny notch]

ivan would beat me to death and be like "shitttt i didnt mean to, we good right?"

[real aspen]

can confirm

[upbeat verge]

only if you do something to deserve it

otherwise no

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/think-mark-invincible-omniman-gif-21416554

ivan after i say i dont like something

[oblique belfry]

okay i see barrel so how do i unload it ?

[upbeat verge]

ye but we're pals so its cool

[upbeat verge]

the fk u confirming dickhead

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/chen-arknights-chen-qianyu-chen-arknights-endfield-gif-18168964414162263000

[cunning bronze]

You are going to get whipped

Let me know when so I can bring my popcorn

[rocky turtle]

come to it and loot like shelf

[real aspen]

can i watch

[lucid latch]

I think theres something wrong with my version of portal

[cunning bronze]

The fuck

[oblique belfry]

it says action but if i press left click it shoots the barrel

[copper vapor]

I love how the joke was initially ignored but then he had to ping rain because he needed a reaction

[oblique belfry]

thats what it did before

[upbeat verge]

yes

[cunning bronze]

I was going to answer to it but I'm reading

Shadow slave

And I couldn't bother

But here I am

[real aspen]

im eating semechki

[upbeat verge]

mmmmm

semechki

[lucid latch]

I'm eating Richtofen

primis richtofen

https://tenor.com/view/bo6-bo7-richtofen-call-of-duty-cod-gif-18383999575535843376

thats not even primis

[rocky turtle]

press right mouse button when close

[upbeat verge]

who said the singer from system of a retard
eating seeds is nice or something

[lucid latch]

https://tenor.com/view/primis-richtofen-richtofen-cod-call-of-duty-call-of-duty-zombies-gif-27573893

[upbeat verge]

I saw skom type for a split second and then go away

https://tenor.com/view/dread-gif-9297534368979050018

[restive bear]

[oblique belfry]

ooh

i see now

ok

mmm gas

[rocky turtle]

now loot everything

[tiny notch]

least chad richtofen moment

[sick trail]

Wdym
It's and right there

[lucid latch]

While you fcking work for fcking 10 hours I will be fcking playing fcking shi no numa planting fcking seeds and fcking watering them until my f*cking fingers crumple 😤

[restive bear]

It's doing fine, I'm just sniff looking at all the fanart now sniff

[oblique belfry]

[sick trail]

Pyrocynical

[rocky turtle]

yeah game have implants

[oblique belfry]

wait this guy has green bar

does that mean i can do stuff with him

[rocky turtle]

but better install them on classes that have additional bonuses from implants

[rocky turtle]

its friendly then

[lucid latch]

slop should've ended at pyrocynical instead of ai

[rocky turtle]

some missions have friendlies in them

escort and defense

[oblique belfry]

mine is infiltration

me on a murder spree

[rocky turtle]

yeah that one too

[oblique belfry]

NOOOO

MORON

[rocky turtle]

when u get your own corporation after upgrade they gonna spawn on their mission

[oblique belfry]

walked into the poison puddle i left behind

he just threw a nade

and is now probably gonna die

nvm turns out it was a flashbang

[celest plank]

kino today

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

1 question can i loot their corpses

friendly corpses

[celest plank]

...exclusive to a third party server for the first 30 minutes

:)

[oblique belfry]

patreon access ahh

[celest plank]

retard access ahh

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

ive been sold to prime video

im editing invincible rn

robert kirkman told me that the animators need 365 (+1 day every 4 years) of mandatory vacation so im animating too

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/invincible-dance-1

[oblique belfry]

those super jiggly ones ?

[celest plank]

your moms big brother wannabe?

[timber oxide]

It has acceptable pricing for what it offers

[celest plank]

nah

[oblique belfry]

what

[celest plank]

oh you havent been told?

[oblique belfry]

dude i bought prime video back in 2021 or so and its still around the same price

[celest plank]

they are making a reality tv show in your home

[oblique belfry]

78 try

[frail leaf]

💱 78 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 1.75 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[oblique belfry]

fucking 1.75 monthly

[frail leaf]

💱 60 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 16.15 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[rocky turtle]

yueap

[lunar linden]

only like 1.50 monthly for free games

shows

movies

[timber oxide]

Yearly

[lunar linden]

and shipping

[oblique belfry]

and there wouldn't be this fallout troupe of "what the fuck is wrong with you" yada yada

and they shoot you

for looting a corpse

right ?

[timber oxide]

Meanwhile Netflix is like almost the same price but monthly

[lunar linden]

that doesn't happen in any fallout games as far as i know but carry on

[oblique belfry]

i remember getting my ass whooped cuz i looted a friendly corpse in fnv

[lunar linden]

i think you're mistaken

because that only works for stealing items

[oblique belfry]

could be fo4 too

[lunar linden]

you can loot anybody you want

[rocky turtle]

my dude u playing as fkn clone

[timber oxide]

So like, yeah, they can have my $15 and I will watch Invincible and maybe something else when I feel like it, for a year
It's a good deal

[oblique belfry]

technically you are stealing loot off dead corpses

[rocky turtle]

with lifespan of 1 mission

[oblique belfry]

fair enough

ooo goodies

[arctic flicker]

the way to defeat thragg is getting his barber to cut his shit bald

[oblique belfry]

freddie mercury

[frail leaf]

💱 16 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 4.31 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[celest plank]

monthly

damn

[frail leaf]

💱 69 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 18.58 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[celest plank]

DAMN

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

they also needed for implant crafting but dont care about them till mid-late game

[oblique belfry]

i see

[raven geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/hitting-someone-with-a-bat-hitting-a-guy-into-a-screen-hitting-and-breaking-the-screen-gif-24414471

[oblique belfry]

accidentally used morphine

time to get this shit out of my hotkeys

[arctic flicker]

oh shit I accidentally did cocaine

[oblique belfry]

oo

[pallid sapphire]

You should put Ammo in the pockets and not meds

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

why so violent

[oblique belfry]

u h

hi fellas

[rocky turtle]

ez step back switch to sprint run in do a shot run back

[oblique belfry]

ye thats what i did

[rocky turtle]

repeat till win

[oblique belfry]

just got a lil jumpscared

[rocky turtle]

not the worst that could happend

[oblique belfry]

prolly so

worse yet to come

hmm

oh wtf

this man had a whole ass chem armor set

imma get rid of the spare armor and take these instead

[rocky turtle]

u fighting daydream chems?

[oblique belfry]

i think so

im helping realware

cuz they were attacked by daydream

ye it was daydream

so many good stuff

[rocky turtle]

[arctic flicker]

Yall believe this

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

im gonna be hit with the mf -60fps

[arctic flicker]

yeah negative 60 fps

[oblique belfry]

yup

[real aspen]

why is unity editor 11gigs 😭

[oblique belfry]

you mother fucks

i just wanted memory records

hm

[flat violet]

One day, maybe

I'm probably halfway Y5

[rocky turtle]

trade with factions that u friend with

they give u -25% discount

[oblique belfry]

only 4 people are selling memory records

[arctic flicker]

become friends with those 4 people

[rocky turtle]

then my dude work for them

[arctic flicker]

alright time to play RE2 for the first time

[oblique belfry]

in a moment

[timber oxide]

I've had these headphones for many years now and I still don't know which sound means the mic is muted and which means that it isn't

[tiny notch]

gamma discord if it was good

[tiny notch]

gammma discord if it was evil

[upbeat verge]

||ooooh tony's mother dies that's why she looks like a fucking ps1 character earlier in the episode ||
@oblique belfry @flat violet @celest plank

[oblique belfry]

yep

they green screened her

[upbeat verge]

IT LOOKS SO BAD

wtf

[oblique belfry]

even me and my friend was like "why does she look so odd"

[celest plank]

that shit was hell to edit

they took 2 weeks to make that work and still did a shit job

[upbeat verge]

the lighting is just completely different only on her face and clothes lmao

[celest plank]

also kino is gonna feature voiceover

[oblique belfry]

like "they hit the pentagon" ?

[celest plank]

no

i gotta voice 2 characters

[oblique belfry]

sounds first portfolio as a VA

[celest plank]

I did the lowest quality audio for them to be different

[celest plank]

third

[oblique belfry]

a shitpost for a discord server

[oblique belfry]

third my bad

[upbeat verge]

at least that's one character I didn't like gone

fucking old hag

[oblique belfry]

i just noticed why the fuck was i not using the armor set i got from cheat code

[upbeat verge]

red power ranger

[oblique belfry]

backpack too

[upbeat verge]

Protocol 3: always protect the pilot 😭
@oblique belfry @celest plank @tiny notch

[oblique belfry]

which one was that again ?

titanfall 2 ?

[tiny notch]

protocol sad :3

[upbeat verge]

titanfall 2

as short as the campaign was

[oblique belfry]

:c

[upbeat verge]

BT grew on me very quickly

[oblique belfry]

still havent played it

[upbeat verge]

writers cooked

[oblique belfry]

how long was the campaign again ?

[upbeat verge]

less than 10 hours

[rocky turtle]

that backpack gonna get nuked fast

[upbeat verge]

on ez difficulty less than 5

[oblique belfry]

nerfed ?

[oblique belfry]

what if i played apex already

[rocky turtle]

torn apart because duffle bag got shit quality

use buffalo which u got from realware

[upbeat verge]

??????????

[oblique belfry]

oh i swapped to buffalo

because my dumbass forgot

to use the armor set u made me get

[upbeat verge]

does apex even have a campaign

[oblique belfry]

i meant gameplay wise

since apex uses titanfall 2 gameplay

[upbeat verge]

theyre similar idk if apex hsa the wallrun thing

might take u less time

idk

[oblique belfry]

they dont iirc

but besides that everything from tf2 is there

speedy slides
jump boosts

more movement stuff i cant quite remember rn

[oblique belfry]

good enough for diff 5 mission

i already find guns n shit from corpses

meds too

[rocky turtle]

if u gonna get hitted first u probably fucked especially if its blunt

[oblique belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[lone mural]

Oh hell nah

[oblique belfry]

mmmm

1 splint 1 bandage then ?

[rocky turtle]

yes and if u got medkit take it too

[lone mural]

Game name?

[rocky turtle]

if its 4 floor mission bring gun repair kit

[oblique belfry]

oh wait its diff 4

i thought it was diff 5

[rocky turtle]

if u against daydream chem you even more fucked

[lone mural]

Game nameee

[oblique belfry]

oh right with the burns

[lone mural]

D

[rocky turtle]

quasimorph

[oblique belfry]

quasimorph

[lone mural]

Is it good?

Looks good tbh

[rocky turtle]

yes its good

[lone mural]

Ahh not for me then, i only play trash AAA games

[oblique belfry]

i dont get hit that much tho

i usually hit first

[rocky turtle]

laugh at him chat

[lone mural]

xD

Gonna check it out

[oblique belfry]

eh 1 medkit 1 antibiotics

for poison

[rocky turtle]

be careful then also u can highlight lootable containers with alt if ur character see them

[oblique belfry]

oh

[rocky turtle]

dont forget u can craft sorbent for free too

[oblique belfry]

also are open containers always empty

[rocky turtle]

and use it instead of antibiotics

[rocky turtle]

open ones yeap

[oblique belfry]

i see

[oblique belfry]

wtf

why is it free

FOR FRI ?

[rocky turtle]

dont ask and be grateful

[rocky turtle]

sorbent + rotten meat = antibiotics

[oblique belfry]

not even sorbent lmao

just plastic

[rocky turtle]

wait WHAT

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

they changed recipe

[rocky turtle]

bro is playing peak

[oblique belfry]

oh wait why dont i just spam medkits

[rocky turtle]

yeah check what u can craft fella

[oblique belfry]

forgor

my mind is all about that looting life

[proven tundra]

looters for life

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo this engi shit isnt too hard

idk what you were on about

[proven tundra]

dang house alarms

so loud in my headphones

[tiny notch]

ahh this is clearly CS
theres slurs being said

[rocky turtle]

[brittle karma]

[oblique belfry]

hm ?

🥀

[rocky turtle]

where the fuck did u go

[oblique belfry]

i dunno but its dead now

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

what planet or station you are rn?

[marsh cargo]

engi skills are easy

thats not the problem

the problem is getting hit once and 60% of your hp evaporates

[oblique belfry]

moon...i think ?

the map is a skyscraper apparently

thats what description said

[rocky turtle]

tell me u didnt bring a laceration gun there

[marsh cargo]

@green granite cupa

wanna see something funny?

[oblique belfry]

current guns

[rocky turtle]

u should be ok against duggur quasimorphs

oh wait

[rocky turtle]

what type of damage ur shells do

[snow tree]

What is this, some sort of quasi, morph?

[oblique belfry]

i got buckshot too

do they have like acid blood or smth

[rocky turtle]

they immune to laceration damage

[oblique belfry]

hm i see

[rocky turtle]

but poison damage is good against them

[oblique belfry]

disassembling an arm ?

[rocky turtle]

yeap

[lapis ridge]

What game?

[oblique belfry]

quasimorph

[lapis ridge]

[rocky turtle]

@little depot That warrior build is bonkers i already almost one shotted the boss

[celest plank]

Crimson works!!!

I can count the pixels on my screen

But I have stable 12fps

[oblique belfry]

oh ?

mamma mia loot heaven

VECTOR

[rocky turtle]

wtf

[oblique belfry]

smth is happening

[rocky turtle]

what tech level ur factions already?

[oblique belfry]

i killed a higherup

from chems

and her squad had these

still more corpses to loot

[rocky turtle]

oh thats explains it

[oblique belfry]

wtf

wasnt that pact the most expensive item atm

yummars

[rocky turtle]

yeah but i dont reccomend selling it

[oblique belfry]

oh i wont for the time being

it looks important if its that expensive

[rocky turtle]

yeap it is

[oblique belfry]

good thing im evacing

mmmm chip

bitchass game

gonna try vector instead of jackhammer now

[rocky turtle]

almost got quasi baron spawning

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

RETURNS OF THE MACK

[oblique belfry]

i got centaur