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I bet 1 (one) obsolete kekcoin that this will be the ending of TADC 
My strongest actors
Not the clean energy kind
"We stole the sun and made it work for us."
The one where every machine of war is powered by energy harvested
By the god damn sun
We put the sun in a bitcoin mine and got it breaking bricks 24/7
so... play stellaris and build a dyson sphere asap
already did that tho
TADC is just a more accessible i have no mouth, and with more humor

and im glad its there
she corvo on my attano till i blink
because i cba to read i have no mouth
Well, it was the inspiration
fuck you mean more accessible
accessible as in no one reads anymore
you clearly dont
i do read
I went on a walk
It was gud saw nature 
this should be pinned as worst message sent here
then listen to the audiobook??
Birb, you don't even read the chat unless it's Sam writing
That, and if you read the story you NEED Harlan Ellison to narrate the hate monologue. You stop reading and put on a video of him saying the entire thing.
did you observe
the rules of nature?
theres worse
youve read/listened to it then?
TADC is already nowhere as good as I have no mouth because you don't have Harlan screaming about how much he hates humans
Trees 
I've read it several times
shut it retard, you are really annoying
Indeed. Trees.
cool, i suppose i could just find an audiobook or something
YouYou "I Hate Everything" McRetard
idk
lmao you're one to say
And rock passage 
wrong message reply award
lmao you're one to say

most annoying retard in the channel calls me annoying
i like what AM says to ted before the whole monologue
can we just agree to block each other then?
Most annoying retard of today calls the most annoying retard of yesterday annoying

just block me pussy
@quiet abyss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4&pp=ygUSdGhlIGhhdGUgbW9ub2xvZ3Vl Fun fact, in every single game, story, or audiobook with I have no mouth and I must scream, Harlan Ellison says in his contract that if you adapt the book into ANYTHING, he MUST play AM. He has to voice act AM or there's no adaptation.
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTAN...
u first
He voices AM in every adaptation and he's so fucking good
what if hes dead
do we jhust conduct a ritual to resurrect him
if you're so annoyed then just block me stop begging me to do it
Weres the 0 days without offtopic bullshit pic at
he's an ai stupid
@copper vapor your time to shine
-# atleast i think you were the one to have it
He said than it won't apply, but the point is only he is able to genuinely capture how unhinged AM is and it's like "until I die, I voice AM, and then I hope you find someone good enough after."
It's not a bitchy thing, he's just really good at voicing AM so it's better to just ask him to do it because he always will lmao
https://youtu.be/CYrQr0auPDM Really good animated video about it
the hate monologue animated in unreal engine
follow for more :)
3d model of AM:
https://www.turbosquid.com/FullPreview/2391272
https://www.cgtrader.com/3d-models/character/sci-fi-character/am-i-have-no-mouth-and-i-must-scream
inspired by:
Harlan Ellison / I have no mouth and i must scream
Inspired animatic:
https://youtu.be/8FJ8pTK8N8I?si=67DY...
tbf bro was unhinged irl too
so yeah he's right
in other words he really loves the character and wants to voice him as much as possible

Mouth scream posting
based
I remember that interview thing he did in front of a crowd, and the lady who's hosting it is like "harlan are you gonna be nice?" and he straight up goes "No, shut up."
i have no idea what the context of the convo is
hate
if you said this in a death metal subreddit they would figuratively hang you, thinking youre making fun of it

No, Harlan is just an immensely spiteful person lol.
speaking of hate
where is he
atrox doesnt want to read i have no mouth and said digital circus is more accessible
His college professor said he wouldn't amount to anything so after he got successful he sent him a shit ton of hate mail.
They also get mad if you mention a blender
Just out of spite
Harlan voices AM so well because he's also an unhinged, hateful asshole who doesn't like people.
it's a self insert
I mean
Thats a very zoomer of saying it
But it's like having no mouth and needing to have subway surfers on the side
@quiet abyss https://youtu.be/Zxd1jFDXzsU
Harlan Ellison and Connie Willis, at L.A.con IV, the 2006 World Science Fiction Convention, Anaheim Hilton, Anaheim, CA
Larry Sanderson
Best interview ever
if i dont have my subway surfers/family guy/random spaghetti shoe content imma explode!
or award
Weeed 
that intro is kinda insane
without context if there is any
Context is that's just how he is
He never said he doesn't want to
He just said he has no time
Bro he said "Shoo, leave me alone."
deaf
nvm

my version is funnier i'll stick to it
A thirsty man only thinks of water
shiii
The argument is about reading, which takes time
Also listening to an audiobook is not reading
ok socrates its just antisemitism (this is whats called a joke)
yeah, you've been doing a lot of those recently
in brainfart
ahem

never brought it here 
You posted that and I immediately saw skom typing
Welp
Hi skom
hi Sparter
Who we killin
yup i was waiting for the executioners axe
ngl

You have alerted the witch
hello john moderator

muted again award
Farted award ?

gn
hell ye
i've been meaning to pick up wow again lately

Why mute when we can just kill

evening chat
I say that a lot actually, not exactly that. Whenever I'm playing a game with my friends and someone goes "Hey, you told me not to do this, why shouldn't I?" my first response is "Because I'll FUCKING kill you, that's why. Listen to me retard."
this gives billy badass vibes 

It's funnier when it's not being said on a discord chat

probably
I have now noted down to not play with you anything ever
Not that I planned to, but now I have it in text
Trust me, I tripped and hit my knuckle on a brick wall and I didn't even cry. I'm pretty cool.
just whenever anything is put into text, it loses a lot of humor
OH NO
What ever shall I do
i punch walls for fun, youre nothin to me man
Die, perhaps?

"This shit aint nothin to me man"
dracula flow
i have a video of all the hd2 guns explained with dracula flow lines

Every time dracula flow stops being funny he says "This shit aint nothin to me man" and it pulls me back in
but it needs to be updated
https://www.patreon.com/c/psicochurroz
this shit aint NOTHING to me man
original videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Onr4z2fdDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmtDZPyaVpc support the channel!: https://www.patreon.com/c/psicochurroz
The entirety of nosferatu 2024 explained by out of context dracula flow clips
And it's completely accurate
"Shawty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me."
I just had a memory flashback to when Ed fucking clowned a dude after invictus role got deleted from this
i miss my stalger stories channel
i miss it a lot
Every interaction with the stalker part of gamma makes me not want to play it
Gamba is great, if you go into like newbiechat I'd rather just put a gun in my mouth
It's like car guys having the same discussion every day about the same cars, but it's a game series.
Still unironically my favorite fuckin interaction i've ever seen in this discord
"accidental" yeah sure
Hi sam
Thats rp
Whats the difference

Why does it sound familiar
someone recently posted a collection of these
This is not freaky time
I know you killed Birb on purpose but we don't really have to talk about it
fallout 3 image
I remember a long ass time ago in newbieschat they were talking about how to find the best guns or spawn rates, and they ask some guy how he finds weapons he likes easily, and he just goes "Idk I'm always in debug mode." and everyone reacted to it with 
Chad
the end days of stories it became greentext
whos ed
ttw
the guy who sent that message
i mean i guess
Old offtopic resident, was a bartender across the pond.
ah
i wouldnt know then i moved here from brainfart around 2024

We should all aspire to be like that dude
Fully 

Do what I do and disappear for 7 months at a time to rematerialize for a few weeks, then disappear again.
and then everyone forgets about me, remembers I exist when I come back, repeat.
It's a simple existence, but one worth living.
i dun wanna
On an egg?
Who are you again?
stop it
Idk some gey retard

Just because I heard Edward, I feel like I have an obligation
Fuck you.
i wish
That would make you the new king of retards 
i'd rather be the king of breadsticks
Nah, because I just leave when I don’t like being here.
And then I come back when I forget
Then YouYou would get his title back when you leave
I hope you find a lego you didn't think you had in the carpet.
And you'd get it back when you come back
The title goes to the strongest retard
It's aura based
Hey it's mine
I spent 5 minutes making it

worth every second
I’m only retarded when someone says some stupid shit, I say they’re an idiot, and they respond with being funny instead of just acknowledging they were an asshole. Because being funny invalidates any criticism, and I unfortunately am not funny.
I’ve never been funny nor will I ever be
to me, little ceasers crazy bread is just
bread
What horses consider play is straight business for monkeys, but to tom it’s all just foolery
But what if it's only some stupid shit for you but it wasn't actually stupid
"🎵 i mean it really trust im okay 🎵
Im ok
🎵 im not okayyyyyyy 🎵"

@sour rivet https://open.spotify.com/track/3GDSxNv7UIMbuU0BiYXv2K?si=4a23480de4564b4a new mili banger 
I think in all honesty it’s very easy to deflect someone saying you were being retarded by just saying a funny insult and then you immediately lost the argument because you didn’t make anyone laugh
Why's Kim Possible at Most Favoutie gifs on Disco... oh
what
I still fuckin find it hilarious that the dude who got clowned on left specifically because invictus got removed, bro wanted the ego boost and got shut down so hard it's the second biggest memory from invictus getting removed
these are all "most used" basically
😵💫 Can you say it's for the reason I didn't immediately think of
Okay good, I was gonna say isn't she like 15

Comedy
i never watched it - no idea
Fun fact, a majority of people exist online solely because they lack validation IRL and get it here.
that doesnt stop people
The other one is that one dude who had his gamma set to such extremely easy stats, with a shitton of crutch mods, who's stats did not match the outcome at all, AND posted an image of them as monolith.
As an artist I say she's now 25 in what I just made!
Aaah yes
What was his name
Posted some of the most stupid ass takes
fuck if I could ever spell it out with my keyboard
If age can be changed on a whim then so can a prison sentence, they should tell the judge to go from life to three months.
See how that works out lmao
"I imagined this child as an adult, so it's cool right?"
Hmmm
Methinks that isn't actually cool
The point is that as a person who created the hypothetical art piece I am the one who decides what's what
But literally the amount of kills he had, and all his other stats just did not match having actually gone through all of the story objectives. Like there was so little kills compared to how many you have to do to actually get to an area even in the best armor that it was IMPOSSIBLE not to clown them.

You really are stupid, are you?
No lmao, I know you're memeing
If you draw a woman who looks young but you say is 18+ once
Okay I'll give you a pass
If you do it all the time
Imma call the police
Ratpolice
The point literally is that the character in the hypothetical art piece is aged up

Im Not Ok (I Promise) is so peak
Aged up is different, looking the same and saying she's 18 is the issue
Truth be told this one is actually explicitly okay.
If it's like "This is a character who was a child drawn as a complete adult."
Not my fault you don't understand what I'm saying
Alright
Dawg it's not my fault you didn't say that's what you were saying
I did say it
Alright then
Are you unable to go within of 1000 meters of schools and chuck e cheeses by chance?
We don't even have chuck e cheeses here
See, when I was a kid watching the last airbender, azula did irreparable damage to my taste in women. When I was a kid.
What is a polish equivalent trash pizza place
We... uh
i never liked avatar as a kid
Do we even have any?
idk why
Klavkalash and crabjuice
does it even exist anymore
If you haven't watched it you should, it's actually really good.
Charles entertainment cheese does still exist afaik
i played a fuckton of that avatar flash game
HELLLLLLLLLLLL YEAH
let's go
where you just throw shit on the other castle
That was the shit
I was a teacher for 2 years and quit because I fucking despise children
Ankle biters deserve to get kicked
All I think about when you say this is the NYC episode of the Simpsons that they never show anymore for some reason
exactly what i meant, ya
Children reveal a lot about their parents passively.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAiNzrgqqAY&t=5s&pp=ygUOY29tYnVzdGlvbiBtYW4%3D Avatar has a lot of good fights
the current gen is so fucked man
Every gen is fucked. In different ways
Combustion man is such a baller name
I was very close to just yeeting one out the window 
Yeah I can understand. There's a nice brewery near me I'll go to sometimes and there's always a handful of little shitheads running around screaming while their parents ignore them and get drunk. Really depressing tbh
the fish are to blame for this
That's something I've noticed. As someone who very adamantly does not like kids, you would NEVER catch me putting my hands on a kid if they're being annoying or disrespectful. I hear some parents say "Well whooping your kids teaches them how to behave." No, you're teaching them to be afraid of you. Your children should never be afraid of you as a parent, and if you are incapable of explaining to someone over the age of 5 why they can't do something without beating them you're a terrible person.
I hate kids, but they're kids. They're gonna be annoying, I'm gonna hate them, it is what it is.
Nobody deserves to get abused for what's natural about their age
i was afraid of my dad and he never hit me
It's because none of them evolved into gyarados
yeah my stepdad was an abusive piece of shit so now im afraid of being yelled at and doors slamming
He should fix that 
my dad was awesome i was just a pussy
Noted
my mom was no better for doing NOTHING about this shit
truest true to ever
My stepdad Randy called me a loser for playing Gamma
why
my dads jacked as hell and kinda scary but hes the chillest guy ever
lowk deserved for that one
When I say afraid, I mean that moment some kids have where their mom walks in and you can immediately see the look on her face that she's upset about something, so now you hastily try to guess what it is and explain it. Or your dad gets home and you're relaxing on the couch, you hear the door open and you jump off and start doing pointless chores becuase you're afraid of him seeing you not doing anything. That's fear.
With a name like Randy i'm certain he felt he needed the confidence boost.
yea ik
Being scared of how your parents will react and if they'll just blow up over nothing
i was just afraid when i did something retarded
bros stepdad
Don't worry about it
I'm gonna fight him to establish dominance
I fucking hate children, but I have no tolerance for parents who treat their kids like shit.
You seem to REALLY hate them as you have said that like 5 times
i remember one day i crused at a teacher that didn't even teach me
she slapped me cause of something i didn't start
i thought i was gonna die cause my mom was gonna tell my dad
he just laughed and told me to not do it again
I'll say it again, fucking ankle biters.
I can also call you a loser for playing it 
oh yeah my school was abusive as well
But I won't
its a miracile i havent offed myself
Cause I also played it
So if you're a loser
i live off of sheer fucking spite
He said real men play the femboy catboy post irony looting simulator that I can't remember the name of ATM
Then I'm also a loser
which game should i start...
dark souls 1
teardown
become a man
Minesweeper
and her
I now really want to know the name of the game because it's a combo that I didn't know existed
i do it for her
Homer lookin ass
It's a stalker mod
I'll look it up
no i know my dumbass brain
if i start ds1
that means i start ds2
then ds3
good
then elden
and im telling you im not ready to do a marathon yet 
i see no issue with that proposition
nay
they're not that long
no fuck off
i aint playin destiny 3
play the og trilogy
Remember folks, it's not about having a grand reason. It's about having a reason at all. And spite is a valid motivator.

When do we !topic
Another movie that unironically has a sick action sequence but only in the first 10 minutes is how to train your dragon. https://youtu.be/Yk52kI87-VI?t=296 It's kind of disappointing, because when the night fury first shows up it goes so hard for a kids movie. This impossibly fast, nearly invisible thing that blows shit up in a flash of purple, never actually steals or eats anything and seemingly only shows up to destroy stuff, it's such a sick sequence and they just never do that again.
wiped my eye and 3 day old make up came off
right infront of my cold drink
im like AM except less cool and not a giant tablet
discount cruelty squad that's cringe
DMC 3
and dont actually hate everything
mmmmmmmm
Whelp time to lose doge
Yeah then start with 3
Ironically the most human thing about AM is his ability to hate. There's no definitive proof hate is a universal thing. Animals can feel anger to an extent, or spite, but to HATE something is human.
So him being distraught over his lack of humanity is so funny because the ability to hate is one of the most human feelings you can ever have
W
@sour rivet
sparter can you explain for those of us who dont know


dont explain sparter
let it be between us
Turkish
:)
Like league? 
shiiii
minecraft is a good game 
remember hytale?
he already play that
who ?
You still play that
Can we have that minecraft modpack meme image
Lobotomy corporation gameplay
isn't there like a hytale clone or whatever that's even better
iunno
not really
can we get the trianq buster™

it's filler when i can't find what to do
Good name, I like it
still cant believe this image has a kill count
thats why its trademarked 
We gonna bust a trianq
Vintage story experience
trianq is nice i guess, but why did it make him so mad
i have a gamba one

cuz he is delusional
Who did it kill again?
trianq
You know where to post it
Aaah
holy shit loner psyker was RIGHT
it's pinned in sdalger chat

How
got mad over it
we will find out
no idea why
i was ironically posting it i don't even hate vintage lmao
i think they posted it when he posted a vintage story picture
and then they sent that mc modpack meme
and it pissed him off
unreasonably so
i mean im impressed he stayed that long
NO DON'T DO IT
since he also hates the word retard
lowk why i kept posting it
trianq got mad over this meme
im cursed i grew up in a house with emo parents
I went to sdolger chat to check the pins and just clicking on that channel made me want to puke
because it says retards
When I was in highschool we had a teacher who unironically listened to that one meme song that I can't remember the name
"wHeRe aRe yOu"
and I'M SO SOOORRRYYY
I don't think so?
You just said emo
love emo people. Music is cringe but i'm a supporter of harmless cringe.
As a goth me and emo people have an obligatory friendship
true
false
true
I could never be poly, for a lot of serious and well thought out personal reasons, but the funniest one is, what the fuck do you mean I went to get groceries and my partners were fucking on the couch when I got back.
wtf
i think can you feel my heart is an unironically good song so...
It's cringe IMO, not objectively.
"Clean up when you're done or you're getting none of the pasta i'm making for dinner"
little did they know
i already took the box whilst they was fucking
little did they know i already fucked whilst i was taking the box
They just felt like fucking, simple as
You will get your turn after dinner
Hellllll no
if u have any band recomendations send em my way
has anyone here played sweet transit?
no such thing as too much music downloaded
Oh hey look it's maru
The genuine problem is a LOT of people convince themselves being poly is great and they're incredibly miserable

mar
don't scroll down in the resident evil revelations library page
best mistake of my life

shit they found me

you'll like it
WATCH OUT SHES GOT A ZIP BOMB!
Don't worry guys, with code like this it's not us who are in danger
holy shit
i think im gonna start another re game after
I also searched up emp grenade on tenor, and the third fucking option was everyone's favorite game
I wonder why
bro is playing peak resident evil
🥀
mr truth enforcer it was simply a bit
WHAT IS GRAMPS DOIN
hes a lizard
this gif always sends me when i open gif tab
There are no truth enforcers here, I'm super police here to enact some super police brutality
Game
resident evil revelations
originally released on the 3ds!
really
yea
did it look the same ?
i think im confusing the 3ds with another console
you'll never guess what ! sam does
san
san

i am the cause of this commands existence
i dont have one
press crow to crow

scratch what i said, put birbs pfp on this then theres your command
dont need to put my pfp on it
what if we do it anyways
@oblique belfry overflow, magic missile, twinfire, jewelled gauntlet xerath 

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We're going back to the roots. Two years of development has brought the most customizable chassis on the market. Endless M-Lok possibilities, "dead" feeling recoil, and innovative aesthetics. Crafted with the finest materials, each TIMBR Chore is unique to you. Chisel, sandpaper, and wood screws included. Build your dreams today!
We're going back to the roots. Two years of development has brought the most customizable chassis on the market. Endless M-Lok possibilities, "dead" feeling recoil, and innovative aesthetics. Crafted with the finest materials, each TIMBR Chore is unique to you. Chisel, sandpaper, and wood screws included. Build your dreams today!
We're going back to the roots. Two years of development has brought the most customizable chassis on the market. Endless M-Lok possibilities, "dead" feeling recoil, and innovative aesthetics. Crafted with the finest materials, each TIMBR Chore is unique to you. Chisel, sandpaper, and wood screws included. Build your dreams today!
speak of the devil
still doing
Good
played through the re games
@pliant chasm fanatical has bethesda bundle
don't you have them all
Gog version too
ohhh published games too
Thanks Cashapp me $30
i have / played all the good ones
Some i have
Already have in steam
Too busy with con sim&fs25 cause bought new sticks for farm setup
And work, lots of work
i figured since you were absent
Naah yall just retarted
@static axle still making bread content?
Stopped after i mastered the craft 
lol, and I finally got sourdough right btw 

@sharp flint ngl
I never knew Sourdough was a thing until 2 years ago
That shit is easier when you actually just take your time and not be an impatient fuck 
And I am 24 years old
So yes I did go through 22 years of my life without knowing wth is Sourdough
It’s so good lol
I threw the pack of sourdough into the trash because I thought the bread was spoiled
Alright time to visit gram gram then home to play Division 2 
You gotta toast it though. Sourdough is meant for toasting 
I mean many people ruin bread by rushing. Once i started making bread by forgotting i was making bread,all the loafs turned perfect. Flip and fold, and go watch youtube and forget you have a dough 
I didnt know bread was supposed to taste sour

back to my hiatus i go
MEX law did something good for once 
what thoughts goes through people when they react to something on their phone while having another camera reacting to them reacting to their phones
Playing the berserk ps2 game on the hardest difficulty
Fun fact, there are absolutely no boss checkpoints, if you die you go straight to the main menu and have to reload a save, which means you have to walk your goofy ass back to the boss for upwards of a minute, not counting the load times probably being shit on a ps2. I died on the second phase and had to redo the entire thing 
There is also no such thing as iframes or hyperarmour, if you're attacking and someone hits you, you got hit. If you're on the ground and 5 enemies are attacking you, they will continue to beat the fuck outta you until you either die or get lucky lmao. Zodd goes monkey mode in second phase and it's so easy for him to just stunlock you to death.
and swinging the sword is slow as FUCK until you get upgrades
ikr
until you reach endgame 
It's not as slow as elden ring, but it's definitely not fast.
Overcommitting at any point usually means you can't parry in time for an enemy to unconsensually spread your ass
the only time i struggled on this game was with the kalpa
REAL
fuck ass water horse
People talk about bullshit in elden ring, ps2 berserk has some of the most unfair shit ever.
In a fun way. It's unbelievable easy for like three enemies to start kicking you while you're down and you're literally stuck.
Wont work on military members
I hate when zodd grabs your fucking sword
It's almost impossible to actually mash out of it, sometimes you can other times it doesn't matter.
i just tank the punch no worries
Did you see my health?
He did it three times, I went from over half to none after the third.
my favourite part of every fight is running away as I wait for puck to get her fist out of her ass
So she can heal me
Well, they're technically ambiguous/he but I call them she because he's a bitch
Pretty sure he isn't explicitly defined, but don't care.
Wtf when?
since
the start?
We going down but not today

Elves don't have reproductive organs, you can easily infer that they're just kind of genderless things.
i didnt say anything about reproductive organs
What I'm saying is I know he's a dude, but it's one of those things where if you had a graph of his character it's like
Name- Puck
Race - Elf
Gender/sex - who the hell cares
It's like how I refer to Lou as he in death stranding, I know she's a lady but I honestly don't care enough if it's referring to pod baby.
Because it's a baby and it looks the same
bro is copying from a reddit post
Yikes.
That's exactly what I got it from, because I had to look it up lmao
I thought I was tripping because I was like "Wait, I thought puck was androgynous?"
"you are fat and chopped", the butterfly says to the caterpillar
"buh,," replies the caterpillar
#poetry #lifelesson #fatandchopped
what in the actual fuck are you talking about
yeah but it just makes you look like your parroting someone else's thing instead of saying it yourself
I'm not arguing to prove you wrong, I'm saying I legit forgot and was like "Wait, what."
puck was refered to he in the manga
i dont think miura said anything else about it
calling you this next time we in vc
birb making a stew
I guess, but tbf it was while I was looking for the fandom article and saw the post and thought it was funny lmao
It's why I said it's like lou in DS. Lou is a lady, but every time I'm playing I just say he when she's in the pod because I don't remember it was clarified.
bbs are considered a tool so
"it"
Lous gender is whatever I happen to call them honestly
@left mantle I’m going back up the mountains and gonna hang there until I have to leave the country
Sounds fun
White people be like "Don't make the machine of perpetual torment."
white people be like "im bored"
Boomers blame kids for playing games all day, meanwhile they went out and harassed minorities while they were bored.
Bazinga
Paparatsu belated happy rat day
i was too late
Jjk S2 spoilers
||I WANT MAHITO TO DIE||
Like almost more than any other villain in anime
Classic
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UGLY · bloody/bath · Kailan Price
UGLY
℗ 2025 bloody/bath
Released on: 2025-04-25
Producer: Matt Peel
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i love bloody/bath
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Heather · bloody/bath · Kailan Price
All Love Unfelt
℗ 2023 bloody/bath
Released on: 2023-09-01
Producer: Kailan Price
Producer: Matt Peel
Music Publisher: Sentric
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my beloved
ending of heather makes me cream my jimmies
@rocky turtle u here ?

teach me your ways
dont be that guy and play on easy


there is normal 
also game got some QoL mods
ye
play on easy 
also thats a fkn lie 
yeah u can customize to you liking and save preset 
damn this game is already more accessible then most indies
New drip
everybody a gangsta till sultan 4beam oneshot your ass 
you left when iw as tryna give you somth 
why is this the first thing people think about whenever an apocalypse happens
slow
BITCH
i accidentally clicked on the cutscene
IT WAS IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOUR MESSAGE
because capitalism won
u get a smol recap of it
sloooowww
so slow he still hasn't said what he wanted to give me yet
glacial even
smh my head
well now i dont want to give it >:(
i take back all my get well soons
i'm always amazed that ratdad can do genz and gen alpha lingo then I remember he has kids
and im like oh yeah

I think this is one of the best edits in the series so far, the cuts to the camera POV cracks me up
I have kids AND shitpost on discord all day
I'D FORCE YOU ONTO MY GAME IF I COULD
wtf i was moving with only mouse whole time 
Caine:
eh ill props do the same
cuz hell naw i aint using my right hand for keys
literally in the 1st room and this guitar solo is already selling the game for me
fucking finally somth other than bela
wait till u get to quasi stuff 
belas the main character so everyone drew her
instad of our girls smh
i have 2 bela art on my profile that idk if you saw yet
..
my ultrakill

Oh shit
Production and authorship by Yevgeniy Zhuravskiy
Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2059170/Quasimorphosis/
Discord: https://discord.gg/hb5QdAA4yN
Twitter: https://twitter.com/quasimorph
#Quasimorphosis #RogueLike
If you die irl
You die in the game

yeah some quasi barons can do that or overworked employers with saw guns
or some melee guys
also i remember one quest where u need to kill 11 barons with amputations
Overworked
Employers?

hehe
funny enough infection is not a problem at all
u can craft sorbent for free
you'll play the stonks soon
what is stonks 
Pizza time
and bandage too
bandage is useless against blunt traumas
and splint is not guranteed to cure it too
what a lovely start
u can see what wounds heals it when u hover on item
yeap u can craft vodka and flashbang grenades from them

Oh hey it's the game where you become an alien
That no look goodie
mars and its satellites dont have quasimorphs also some station near earth(not the moon) 
Why it blue
Hmm very classic
hm i see
so its like turn based game during combat
similar to xcom
nothing can happen until you do an action correct ?
hm
tap tap tap ded
ah
so if u gonna sneak all the time
eventually u gonna get stunlocked and shotted to death 
its works both ways 

also before attacking u can check enemy gear and resistances 
my loot goblin insticts will now make me walk around with 200kg worrths of rags
( u press right mouse button on them)
ye this i noticed
they useful for crafting
how many recipes game have? fuck ton
and for implants even more
is there that minecraft crafting bullshit where you can increase durability of items by combining 2 of the same item 
if u dissasemble one and use parts from it 
like this ?
i dont recommend it tho because its gonna decrease full durability
duct tape and gun repair kit can repair it without losing overall durability 
also quasi crystals
hm i now understand why the rags are important
they can be used to repair clothing
repaired the raider suits
with same downsides
yea
yeah no thanks 
i used toilet paper once as bandage 
its worked better then actual bandage 
you gonna make me kill those raiders without even letting me loot them ?
0/10 game
nani
its tutorial (and they got shit anyway
)
cheesecake obtained
well that isnt ominous at all
oh no
NO
do NOT FUCKING DO THAT QUEST
i wont 
its fucking hard as fuck
i aint going anywhere near that has 5 skulls
and 36523days and 16 hours time remaining
yeah check factions there pick which ones u wanna work for and give your data to realware in cargo 
or give any other faction but realware gives u biggest backpack for that
what the fuck there is so many factions

yeah give them data from ur cargo in trade window 
daydream chem can supply u with fuck ton of meds which is good for early game
nobody tells u that u cant work against same faction later 
uh where
im confussion
also dont do far travels in early game stay on one place as much as possible
there
why they gave me this as a starter deck 😭
u checked all tabs? 
oh u probably dont have data cause of tutorial 
ye i only did tutorial rn
start new game then 
its easier then do that one mission u got 
uhh sure...i guess 
do i just save n quit then create a new save ?
oh wait i can just delete it
yeah 
yeap
it was even stronger before







