╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

[snow tree]

be me, retri pala
hit 20
decide it's time to hit up dungs
got me shield, got me tools for aggro
pull up, wipe 3 times with group in the forge
they say me suck i should change talents/skill
tell them they cant hit one target
start pulling myself (hunter who was high and mighty couldnt do that properly)
suddenly we do rest of deadmines easily

Man, peeps in Dungeon Finder are different breed, thank god I level engineering so I get dynamite to pull trash

That hunter thanked me after and said good job

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

cute

[upbeat verge]

Nobody talks about the struggles of having long hair
Randomly pulling a long piece of hair outta ya ass crack
@flat violet @oblique belfry @rocky turtle @snow tree @tiny notch @runic condor @zealous depot @uneven sapphire

Like fr

[oblique belfry]

ts is not the wind twin 🥀

i was about to say relatable until i read the 2nd part

[upbeat verge]

THEY JUST RANDOMLY

GET IN THERE

[oblique belfry]

"randomly"

[upbeat verge]

YES

MF

RANDOMLY

YA PIECE OF SHIT

[oblique belfry]

you sure its not your pubes ?

[upbeat verge]

I said long

[tiny notch]

HOLY TRUE

[dreamy moth]

bad time?

[upbeat verge]

illiterate moron

[tiny notch]

how tf does that shit get there

seriously

[oblique belfry]

never had it happen to me and i shed hair a lot

[snow tree]

Not anymore, I have short hair, but true

[upbeat verge]

it doesn't happen often

but

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/wait-a-minute-who-are-you-1

[upbeat verge]

often enough to where u notice it and its annoying

[oblique belfry]

cant relate sorry

[dreamy moth]

Somebody who never touches #╟❓general-offtopic

[tiny notch]

ill find my hair in the weirdest places

[upbeat verge]

then your hair ain't long enough

[dreamy moth]

and when they do they see this

[oblique belfry]

it goes down to my chest

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/megamind-and-i-love-you-random-citizen-1

[upbeat verge]

that aint that long

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[snow tree]

You should hang out here more often

[oblique belfry]

then of course i dont experience it

[oblique belfry]

you are talking about straight tall hair

[dreamy moth]

ill try

[oblique belfry]

i got that curly hair

[upbeat verge]

mine is down to my lower back bro

[snow tree]

Ratdad

[tiny notch]

???? whats wrong with being average height

[upbeat verge]

you said gae

[dreamy moth]

its the g word

[oblique belfry]

[snow tree]

I had my hair to my asscheeks once in my life

[oblique belfry]

best i got is to my chest

[tiny notch]

#🎪bruh-fart took the word away from me </3

[oblique belfry]

this is with curly hair tho

[tiny notch]

my hair almost reaches my butt

[rocky turtle]

[tiny notch]

my mother is pestering me to do somethingf

but i dont trust anyone

[sour rivet]

proof?

[tiny notch]

last hair dressers ive been to gave me fucking vietnam flashbacks

😭

[tiny notch]

ur not getting ass pics

(dms)

[upbeat verge]

mine is great

i exclusively go to women hair dressers

they put my shit on fleek

[snow tree]

My hair curly too

[oblique belfry]

they charge an organ just for shortening your hair by 1 cm

some of em are hellish

[sour rivet]

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take
and lady
im a fucking stormtrooper

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-what-are-you-talking-about-bruh-wolf-of-wall-street-nose-pinch-gif-2883543456073544458

[upbeat verge]

we know you're flat it's ok we love you either way

[sour rivet]

also curly

[snow tree]

Just let em grow and cut JUST the ends

[oblique belfry]

oh that explains it

[tiny notch]

nah they all fuck it up too i thought about going to a hair dressers and almost cried out of fear bruh 😭

[tiny notch]

im not but ok

[oblique belfry]

i didnt cut

[snow tree]

Like you gotta get rid of split ends/dead ends

Thats it

Otherwise it wont grow better

[upbeat verge]

I'm not either i got hella cake

potential gf loves it

[oblique belfry]

they are all tangling with each other

[snow tree]

Proof?

[oblique belfry]

Proof ?

[upbeat verge]

ayyyyy

[sour rivet]

my influence

[upbeat verge]

[oblique belfry]

its probably not that bad

[snow tree]

[upbeat verge]

sorry no proof
only potential gf gets ass pics

[snow tree]

[oblique belfry]

"potential gf"

[tiny notch]

i want to get a wolf cut (no pics posted for iedy goon sake) but i need to get a local non-heterosexual to do it

[oblique belfry]

inb4 a single minor inconvinience gets her sent to gulag

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-steam-happy-steamhappy-steam-funny-gif-3051835105049511162

[upbeat verge]

maybe doge

u never know

[sour rivet]

does this mean hes just sending ass pics to random ass girl

[snow tree]

[upbeat verge]

but ye
she does like my ass being fat

[verbal gate]

ass on ass?

[oblique belfry]

i just imagine ivan just going into dm and just sending his ass without a single word

[upbeat verge]

no shes not random

[snow tree]

[sour rivet]

"potential gf" for like 6 months now

[upbeat verge]

we like each other

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah

[upbeat verge]

omg

[snow tree]

oh...

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

you fucking insuferable cunts

straight up being mean now

[snow tree]

Just let her peg buddy

Then it's settled

[sour rivet]

never leaving the talking phase

[oblique belfry]

ngl 6 months of being a friend with female is great in this age

[upbeat verge]

she ain't into it

[snow tree]

[oblique belfry]

since all they do rn is call everyone a redflag

on day 1

[sour rivet]

me friending sam only to harvest her luck essence for my own greed

[upbeat verge]

ok can you stop now

[sour rivet]

i WILL get my rng drops

[upbeat verge]

its straight up disrespectful at this point man

[oblique belfry]

that wasnt a slander at you tho

but okay

im sorry

me stop

[upbeat verge]

no but birb was the one that started it

fucking hell

[sour rivet]

learn to tank

if you can tell people to off themselves i can make a jab about your love life

[oblique belfry]

damn

[snow tree]

Get more stam and equip shield in offhand to get more resistance

[proven tundra]

Kys CEO
Can't take a joke

[upbeat verge]

I tell them to off themselves cuz they deserve it

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

aand they act like retards

[sour rivet]

i think you're just insecure

[upbeat verge]

I am

and I know I am

but you we genuinely starting to be disrespectful

we do like each other me and her her and me

however we've simpyl not labaled it

cuz we dont care

[snow tree]

So whats the problem?

[upbeat verge]

anyway

moving on

[snow tree]

uuhhhh we didn't put label on it
literally going out together

[upbeat verge]

I'm not rushing her

I'm happy with it

and she is too

[snow tree]

Good Ivan, keep it respectful, enjoy it

[oblique belfry]

probably for the best

things might get awkward if one makes a move

just keep being happy rn its all that matters

[upbeat verge]

we've made out retard

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

[upbeat verge]

and other nsfw things

which shall remain confidential

[snow tree]

Doge you 🫘

[sour rivet]

congrats on being freinds with benefits

[oblique belfry]

hey man i didnt know

[upbeat verge]

no worries

[oblique belfry]

how can one know about mans private life

[upbeat verge]

u can't

[oblique belfry]

exactly

[upbeat verge]

thats why i told u

[marsh cargo]

@green granite

[proven tundra]

We can't know
That's why we asked for cake pics

[upbeat verge]

those remain exclusive for her I'm afraid

sorry

[snow tree]

Mods ban Ivan

[marsh cargo]

alo creo

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

which one is it kreo?

which emote man

[oblique belfry]

bro changed 3 emotes

[proven tundra]

If you showed them to us we'd call you a slut and inspect the cheeks for whip marks

[upbeat verge]

nice slideshow

[tiny notch]

ok im back

i had to sort out my brothers audio

[snow tree]

Kys

[upbeat verge]

no

mom will be sad

[snow tree]

I hope your gf pegs you with no lube

[proven tundra]

Wow

That's rude

[oblique belfry]

pussy klippy

[oblique belfry]

tenor wouldn't allow this

lemme check tenor

nevermind this shit was worse somehow

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

why is golden markiplier there

[flat violet]

I need the Kanye West one

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/gnzmhOJt5kA.gif

dunno what the fuck you gonna need it for

but here you go

[proven tundra]

It gets lonely when you're employed

Falco needs it for the road

[oblique belfry]

kanye to kanye communication

[proven tundra]

FUCKKKKKKK

[upbeat verge]

absolutely heinous post in offtopic once again

[proven tundra]

The bottom element on my stove is borked

[upbeat verge]

what is blessing my eyes

[proven tundra]

Good thing no one is coming over for Easter I guess

[timber oxide]

And here I am, still with tenor

[tiny notch]

itd be so much funnier if urath was a hot red

[green granite]

Really trynna do Black Tusk Retaliation

[tiny notch]

or a bright punk

[green granite]

They drop stuffs

[marsh cargo]

same

[tiny notch]

tuskens should retaliate

wait tusk

nvm

https://tenor.com/view/sand-people-the-mandalorian-tusken-raiders-treasure-found-quest-completed-gif-17223811435921907090

[upbeat verge]

@oblique belfry started the sopranos the other day
on episode 11 now

[oblique belfry]

Woah

does sound know

lemme guess

he was the one that made u start it

[upbeat verge]

he knows

[oblique belfry]

ah okey

hab fun

[proven tundra]

I'm gonna die

I can't possibly wait six more days

[upbeat verge]

for what

[proven tundra]

Shadow Empire REPUBLICA DLC

[upbeat verge]

shadow empire when light republica walks in

[proven tundra]

I'll need to go into cryogenic stasis

[noble basin]

Freeze the rat

[proven tundra]

[noble basin]

Rat in the freezer

[upbeat verge]

@oblique belfry ||PUSSY WEARING A WIRE WHAT NO WAY||
@celest plank

[oblique belfry]

the bich

[sour rivet]

@thick plover @zealous depot i grab you both by the necks with a question

[zealous depot]

No

[sour rivet]

its about slay the spire 2

[zealous depot]

Next question

Oh sure

[upbeat verge]

it came outta nowhere

[sour rivet]

daaamn brooo

anyway
how is it

[upbeat verge]

they just drop it on ya

[zealous depot]

Its peak

[sour rivet]

i had my 👀 on it

never played the first

[upbeat verge]

wait is he actually or is he playing

the suspense

[oblique belfry]

now think about it the whole show

[zealous depot]

You thankfully don't need to play the first to know what's going on

[sour rivet]

will i like it if i enjoyed darkest dungeon 2
not really 1:1 comparable games but stil

[thick plover]

good

[sour rivet]

i dont uh
know any games i own that can be compared

[zealous depot]

And the lore is interesting

[sour rivet]

i dont play card games often

[oblique belfry]

the only card game i played was inscryption

was fun

[sour rivet]

is it worth to get the game now or wait longer

[noble basin]

It fun game

[oblique belfry]

from what i've seen sts2 didnt have any launch problems

[noble basin]

Get

[oblique belfry]

cant say for certain tho

[zealous depot]

The game has a decent enough now to afford getting it

Its already able to be completed as in you can beat a run and get new game plus

[copper vapor]

goddammit

[sour rivet]

big issue is that im waiting to see a price tag on rogue core

[copper vapor]

I finished work

then finished house chores

[oblique belfry]

drg ?

[copper vapor]

then as soon as I sit down to play some vidya

[zealous depot]

Basically once you beat a run you unlock ascension which gives modifiers to your run

[sour rivet]

but tbh its prolly gonna be 25 as well

[copper vapor]

I get visits

[sour rivet]

like boss cells from dead cells?

[oblique belfry]

well there is still a whole ass month

till the price reveal

max 3 weeks if it will have pre-order

[sour rivet]

how much money do i have left

i have
54 bucks

[oblique belfry]

yeah you can defo buy it

sts2 is 12.00

[zealous depot]

In a way yes
There's 9 ascensions rn and they stack together as you go up in ascension

[sour rivet]

25 for me

plus taxs

[oblique belfry]

nevermind

regional pricing

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

its always a bliss seeing regional pricing

[sour rivet]

mfw i buy eso+ and instead of it being 15 bucks exact its 16,49

or a 69.99 game being 75

GEORGIA YOU SUCK!

[oblique belfry]

i love how sts2 is literally sts1

with just small touchups

like attack animations

[sour rivet]

also i find the green bone lady very attractive

[oblique belfry]

or being able to draw on map

[zealous depot]

Pp drawings did in fact commence

[noble basin]

Cant be that bad, theres a whole song about her

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/oh-my-goodness-gracious-meme-template-2

[zealous depot]

My one friend drew a toilet for one of the bosses

[sour rivet]

a lot of art of her appears on my timeline

[oblique belfry]

yeah no wonder you like her

[proven tundra]

Oh she's not a bone lady
That's just a hat

[sour rivet]

listen
white hair
masked
hooded

[zealous depot]

She's cool. Does poison

[oblique belfry]

ye thats why i said it

why else did you think i said it

[noble basin]

And more

[zealous depot]

And in her lore she's suppose to die cause of the events of sts1 followed her

[proven tundra]

shivs you gently

[sour rivet]

iunno

i like the lich lady too

[dreamy moth]

Bone lady "attractive" this is a joke waiting to happen

[oblique belfry]

did your color change

you were green a moment ago

or was it me

[zealous depot]

Canonically silent kills the heart of the tower of sts1 and ig the trophy she took from it infected her, and will kill her now

[dreamy moth]

no clue

[sour rivet]

nah she can tank it trust
(i do not kn ow the lore)

[dreamy moth]

i wasnt paying attention at all

[sour rivet]

anyway im gonna finish this spiffing brit video of sts2 and then make my decision

[zealous depot]

Its one of the epochs you unlock in sts2 and literally says word for word

"She will die soon."

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU2-9FGOsYE

[zealous depot]

Her veins are PURPLE now

[dreamy moth]

ourple

[proven tundra]

Wait

[sour rivet]

full of SLAG!

[proven tundra]

What colour are they supposed to be

[sour rivet]

idk my veins are blue

[proven tundra]

It's a trick question
Veins are colourless

[zealous depot]

[dreamy moth]

pretty sure i heard something about that before and he isnt wrong

[sour rivet]

then what is this blueline in my arms

[noble basin]

Blud

[dreamy moth]

you're hillucinating

rip them out

[proven tundra]

Optical illusion

[sour rivet]

copper wire...

[proven tundra]

Don't tell the Bulgarians

[sour rivet]

sam needs copper wire to make fuses in voices of the void...

[proven tundra]

They'll dig that copper out

[noble basin]

Rip it all out to make banks

[zealous depot]

Nercrobinder is cool too

Person that literally got all flesh and muscle stripped off her when opening up a grimorr

Grimore*

[proven tundra]

IRON CHAD
Leading the way

[oblique belfry]

yes

we talked about this with pyr

there is a dating mod

[green granite]

Only zoologist so far

[snow tree]

Buddy

[upbeat verge]

Literally me

[thick plover]

balding?

damn ivan

you have a far pushed back hairline

[upbeat verge]

[timber oxide]

But Cuppy is like half a year behind

[copper vapor]

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[timber oxide]

Holy shit my two favorite things

[oblique belfry]

quick history question
"When did World War 2 start after Germany attacked Poland?"

[timber oxide]

Yes

[copper vapor]

don't remember the exact date but it was in 1939

[sour rivet]

september 1

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

@frank hearth yomi hustle and for honor just arent hitting the spot anymore

[copper vapor]

september I think?

[thick plover]

IM A RETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

[oblique belfry]

september 1st 1939

[timber oxide]

Yes September 1st

[upbeat verge]

we know.

[frank hearth]

[copper vapor]

smack dab on the first day? peak

[sour rivet]

it was either 1 or 3

[thick plover]

pot calls kettle a

[oblique belfry]

it was 1st

sep 1 1939

[sour rivet]

IM STILL WORTHY!

[upbeat verge]

I didnt call you anything

I said we know

[timber oxide]

And we didn't surrender

[thick plover]

called your mom

got em

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1489345159488606398/Lagboymax.gif?ex=69d165c4&is=69d01444&hm=9f22e2fe31eacfada2eb71602568cd460441cf5ae4f09bc5487ec719a0cf2a7b&

[timber oxide]

We just got massively fucked

[proven tundra]

Polish stronk

[timber oxide]

From both sides

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

the bangpanzerwagon

[timber oxide]

But then we continued fighting

[proven tundra]

Deluge 2: electric Boogaloo

[frank hearth]

expected you to be back within the week ngl

[copper vapor]

@arctic flicker can finally play

[thick plover]

fucking hell

[timber oxide]

And then the french got karma'd

[copper vapor]

druggie relapsing

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

World War 2 Fun Fact
When Poland (or what was left of it) declared war on Japan, Japan basically said "Nah fam, you good" and ignored it

[green granite]

Another WW2 Fun fact

A japanese ship was sunk by potatoes

[timber oxide]

Another WW2 Fun Fact
Fr*nce sucks

[oblique belfry]

we started a war with japan and germany in 1945 near the end of ww2 just to be allowed into the UN

[green granite]

They lasted longer than poland

[sour rivet]

im hungary

[timber oxide]

But we got hit from two sides and UK and Fr*nce didn't help us even though they promised they would if we needed it

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hungary-11

[oblique belfry]

fuckass france causing problems for everyone

[frank hearth]

[green granite]

If you wanna talk about who sucks in ww2 it has to be Italy

[timber oxide]

Oh yeah absolutely

[oblique belfry]

they attacked us for no reason

we were mourning the loss of Atatürk and they just said "nah fam they gotta go"

took ww2 as advantage

[green granite]

They want Libya

Suffice to say

They are as bad in ww1 as they are in ww2

[oblique belfry]

meanwhile during the cold war people were like "ok turkey please hold russia off we will not do anything against you"

[green granite]

The problem with Taly is that not their troops

Their troops are very well disciplined and a competent fighting force

Their command is what incompetent

[thick plover]

alcoholics relapse multiple times before they get cured
or something like that

[timber oxide]

So I might not be 100% correct on this one because it's hard to dig up any details about it, but basically Poland and Japan were working together on some wacky woohoo spy stuff before the war and when Japan did the whole Pearl Harbor thing Poland was basically forced to declare war on them, but Japan denied the declaration because it was forced and we were fighting for our freedom

[green granite]

In fact I think Italian front absolutely collapsed once their leader was killed

And they jumped side

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

The fact no one talked about how Belgium absolutely fucked in nearly all Europe war is kinda funny

[oblique belfry]

germany 2

[green granite]

@timber oxide Volkswagen

From Berlin to Warsaw

In 1 tank

[copper vapor]

rat in every extract now

[oblique belfry]

i've seen some fucked up rat behavior
they are placing barricades on raider hatches to stop people from pressing the evac button

[frank hearth]

can the tarkov players please fuck back of to tarkov

[copper vapor]

oh look one of the retards I reported a few days ago was a cheater

let's see what this close scrutiny map modifier is like

probably won't do much with a free loadout but I don't have a lot of disposable stuff to keep bringing custom loadouts with all these rats around

[oblique belfry]

"Shortly before the war ended, on February 23, 1945, Turkey declared war on Germany and Japan. This gave Turkey the opportunity to participate as a founding member in the UN Conference to be held in San Francisco. Despite this, Turkey's place in the new post-war order was not clearly defined. In the bipolar world, during the period known as the "Cold War," Turkey was one of the important actors."

ye found the article

[timber oxide]

It looked for every possible solution and found none

[thick plover]

@frank hearth its time.

[arctic flicker]

oh yeah the update brought out alot of campers now

[copper vapor]

fuck is this

[arctic flicker]

spot with 5 containers, either ammo/med/gun cases

[green granite]

The Lock is Dead?

[copper vapor]

bro is lost

[sour rivet]

no

hes surveying

[oblique belfry]

had one in the buried city metro evac

they do be roamin around

[sour rivet]

im eatin ramen

[copper vapor]

whacked it around a bit

knocked some segments off

[green granite]

What brand

What flavor

[copper vapor]

hopefully it dropped something good

[sour rivet]

wouldnt you like to know weather boy

[green granite]

Why would I ask if I don't

[sour rivet]

shin

[green granite]

Good shit

[copper vapor]

meh it dropped nothing good

surveyor going up up and away

[copper vapor]

if they stuck indoors you can just whack them with the raider tool lmao

this does improve arc loot

hornet dropped performance steel

time to go bug swatting

[arctic flicker]

I think close scrutiny lacks probes and couriers to pad out the rest of the arc loot

[copper vapor]

if I get into enough friendly lobbies I'll bring a hullcracker and take down a vaporizer or two

is the assessor a puzzle thing like the harvester or is it just shoot it until it dies

[copper vapor]

at least the barons are still there

[arctic flicker]

inside the assessors

[copper vapor]

and I think the regular first wave husks are unchanged

[arctic flicker]

its loot

[copper vapor]

hmm first wave husks still give their regular old crap

[sour rivet]

who are you and why are you trying to prove something to me

i highlighted the vid and the preview is shadow of war

[copper vapor]

zenny. it says there

[sour rivet]

what

[rocky turtle]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[sour rivet]

i just realized it was 2 hours long

[copper vapor]

looks like "improved arc loot" does not apply to 1st wave husks, not even barons

makes sense I guess

[copper vapor]

you gotta destroy them then go inside them? or they can't be destroyed

[arctic flicker]

basically like the probes, only larger and has a time table that allows access to breach

[copper vapor]

gonna just throw myself at one to see what it's like

the joys of free loadout

[arctic flicker]

there's typically 2 big flying arcs already guarding nearby, breaching one of the containers call in a squad of 3 small and 2 big ones

[copper vapor]

better a trickle than a drought I suppose

[arctic flicker]

also each of the assessor containers have like 1-3 assessor matrixes

[upbeat verge]

@oblique belfry crazy ending on the firsf season
so much happened on that last episode wow

[oblique belfry]

more to come

[upbeat verge]

im shook

AND hooked to this plot

[upbeat verge]

excited about it

[thick plover]

@frank hearth the bullshit I need to do to replicate 1% of a wraiths power

gonna start playing mirage tomorrow and if I still lose we back to uninstalling

[oblique belfry]

get ready for the pain train

[copper vapor]

idk why I'm doing this when I haven't even completed stage 1 yet

but ey

[frank hearth]

we can duo

[proven tundra]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/613100/House_Flipper/

Free on steam

Steam

House Flipper

You've got to earn it around here before you purchase your first property.

No worries though! Luckily, there's plenty of work at your fingertips!…

Price

$6.24

Recommendations

90599

Metacritic

67

[frank hearth]

i have seen 80K soul wraiths with sub 30K dmg in 50min games in my elo

[celest plank]

yall have a motherfucker in your life that you just cant live without forgetting?

Like you are having prime time and then remember who he is and that instantly ruins your mood?

[frank hearth]

[thick plover]

Im good

i dont wanna queue another

I just feel like a lesser player while playing vyper

im wearing 900 KG weights that yoshi strapped to my forehead and im just dragging head across floor

giving myself scoliosis

[arctic flicker]

you can get all the parts here

[quiet abyss]

What?

[rocky turtle]

[green granite]

Damn

Thats depressing af

[sour rivet]

i heard a beep but i have no idea if it was real or i halluncinated it

im wearing headphones yet it didnt sound muffled

[left mantle]

It's the smoke detector

[sour rivet]

i was also breathing in when it happened so maybe my nose just fucking made that sound?

[timber oxide]

Your nose made a discord ping sound?

[sour rivet]

no not a discord sound

kinda like a microwave beep

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/gXQkGSO9kH0?si=HTc_e8HB5pg85bDF

[sour rivet]

nay

[timber oxide]

How about yay?

[tiny notch]

paru better

[green granite]

N

@oblique belfry

[flat violet]

[sour rivet]

falco will i die if i post the entire mario galaxy movie here

[flat violet]

You will die because it's piracy

[sour rivet]

aw chucks 😔

[flat violet]

Also I already know about like ||Fox, R.O.B and Peach and Rosalina are sisters now||

[hexed stag]

"LEAVE THE BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATIONS ALONE 😡 " ahh

[flat violet]

Yeah right totally

Discord TOS etc.

[sour rivet]

yeah

[hexed stag]

boohoo

[flat violet]

Anyway, here is my unwanted opinion on these movies

I watched the "live action" movie when I was young and I still believe it's the best Super Mario movie they made

The first animated movie was meh but I liked the references, when I'll watch the second I'll probably say the same thing about it

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-mario-luigi-gif-13780668

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/super-mario-gif-26229768

Like seriously Bob Hoskins is perfect

[slim magnet]

do the mario

[sour rivet]

swing your arms

from side to side

[flat violet]

I wanted to say it but I let someone else do it

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0

[copper vapor]

find a wolfpack
luck out and one-shot a rocketeer with it
it doesn't drop any blue-tier arc components

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo @zealous depot @carmine laurel Everytime I die to falling through the floor or some other bullshit I remember this gem.

It's just such a good meme

[oblique belfry]

mmmmmm

snowball

[left mantle]

I had a Garen Gash/Glass Cannon game

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

Highest damage on team with 21k true damage

[oblique belfry]

i bounced big snowball 3 times and it 1 shot ziggs

from 100 to 0

[left mantle]

The closest true damage to mine was 10.5k

[oblique belfry]

the biggest true damage i got was 11k
pre-killing time nerf with hwei against 50k hp mundo

i casted ult and after 6 seconds of whole team damaging mundo

[left mantle]

It's insane that gash applies to garen e

[oblique belfry]

i saw 11k true damage

doesn't garen e count as "attack"

or on-hit

[left mantle]

attack

[oblique belfry]

yeah makes sense

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-scott-thatboiicheck-gunna-young-thug-hot-gif-15959855

i spent all day debugging a collision issue

[left mantle]

such a fuckin stupid ability and if we had an actual other tank I would've gone more damage

[tiny notch]

i had a spare * 0.5 that was shrinking colliders

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

[zealous depot]

Sneko oil

Also tenma is literally the worst person to play a card game with

[sour rivet]

she played library of ruina tho

[zealous depot]

Thought tenma was just a gremlin

[arctic flicker]

Thats quite a thumbnail lol

[zealous depot]

Wtf

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/JosephFox_088/status/2040050937683693896?s=20

JosephFox2 (@JosephFox_088)

https://t.co/bD1clZKju4

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 3, 2026, 12:57 PM

[hexed stag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZhceP-yZ6Q

[zealous depot]

Uh

What

[hexed stag]

this a April fool'sjoke?

[zealous depot]

BuT iT'S nOt APril 1St

[left mantle]

Except it was posted, and shared that day

[arctic flicker]

out of season april fools joke

[left mantle]

Calm down Blizzard

[arctic flicker]

you guys don't have phones?

[sour rivet]

no i got a jester

[zealous depot]

You guys have women?

[arctic flicker]

women are real?

[zealous depot]

Nah

Psy op

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[proven tundra]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2031965913009000629

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

https://t.co/ua6wAlUS2z

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 12, 2026, 5:30 AM

[zealous depot]

Rat

[proven tundra]

Taco

[celest plank]

@proven tundra

[marsh cargo]

new drop

[proven tundra]

Lmao

[zealous depot]

The rat has invaded, please do not resist

He just wants your cheese

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/life_wild21208/status/2040184810891776387

Wildlife Wonders (@life_wild21208)

Are they best buds? 🐭

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 3, 2026, 9:48 PM

[green granite]

Its alright ish

Its best with striker since striker makes rof way up more

But other than that its an okay ish

[marsh cargo]

its also a rifle

[rocky turtle]

did u last epoched?

[green granite]

Ah Trader

[zealous depot]

Not yet

[green granite]

Im grinding it

[zealous depot]

This weekend

[green granite]

Its kinda mid

[zealous depot]

I will last my epoch

[rocky turtle]

[green granite]

The Interchange which is SMG with that effect imo is way better

[proven tundra]

But it is the weekend

Today is even a holiday

[marsh cargo]

got a good roll on it not going to complain

[rocky turtle]

POSITIVE CHANCE is 75% MY ASS THAT SHIT RUNE SCREWED ME 6 times in row

[sour rivet]

he ATE him

[green granite]

Thats a very god roll

Wth

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

Just need to opt the damage and you are ganger

[tiny notch]

my engine has something unity doesnt, cylinder colliders

[green granite]

How hard is it to code your own engine

[tiny notch]

ive been doing it for about 5 month using pure vulkan and rust
its currently at about 13000 lines

it uh

has basic physics

rendering

input handling

all the basics

[marsh cargo]

looks solid

[forest acorn]

hiii @proven tundra

[tiny notch]

pretty bad lighting tho

[forest acorn]

hiii rain

[tiny notch]

oh and a fully fledged terrain system

[forest acorn]

fuck you @green granite

[tiny notch]

cause im an autist and had to add one

some kids getting jumped outside im pretty sure

[nocturne aurora]

evening chat

[quiet abyss]

could say its even solid gear?

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-big-boss-gif-12248663

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

Damn

I need that build

[quiet abyss]

i got a better one

[green granite]

Damn no Shield spec

😔

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/how-do-we-tell-him-how-do-we-kill-him

[green granite]

Actual glass cannon

[marsh cargo]

yeah no shield

[proven tundra]

Hola frotter

[forest acorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/622200209015046220/1059467017796718651/attachment-19.gif

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

ratties

[proven tundra]

Time to watch my daily allotment of jjk

[quiet abyss]

i read that as jfk

so i just thought you were dosing jfk assassinations every day

[green granite]

I mean like

No armor attribute even sub attributes

This is like full damage im assuming either headshot or crit

[marsh cargo]

60% crit so yes

[sour rivet]

im watching someone teach a octopus how to play a piano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcWnQ7fYzwI

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo do you wanna play chaos wastes or do i just die

i know youre playing div 2

[lucid latch]

Somewhere my soul is lost on that bus....

[green granite]

I guess having other gun rolled to Preservation might help a lot

[lucid latch]

https://medal.tv/games/cod-black-ops-3/clips/mrfsqqHnviCdtrwLe?invite=cr-MSxwQkosNTQyMTA1NjU2&v=21

Tranzit, I love and hate you at the same time

[torpid glacier]

@sour rivet @thick plover to the wilder update has me taking photos again

[torpid glacier]

Its aight

[lucid latch]

why are games bringing out the full photographer potential out of people holy

[torpid glacier]

I already do photography lmao

[lucid latch]

still good photo tho

[sour rivet]

the stuff i did on tsushima back on ps4 i find better tbh

i have one from pc

[torpid glacier]

I’ve been experimenting with the light settings a lot

[torpid glacier]

I’ve got so many from GoT but it was so long ago, my ps4 got bricked and I don’t have them saved

[slim magnet]

gen z's smile dog

[sour rivet]

but

smile dog is already gen z

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/absolute-cinema-rdr2-arthur-morgan-Cn8d8cizf688FiAfIo

[slim magnet]

nah most kids on the internet are years younger than smile dog

[torpid glacier]

First 4 are Alan Wake 2, second is the last of us 2, third is self explanatory. Saw reed had that shit absolutely fucking on and needed to take a pic

[torpid glacier]

I’ve got a lot of good reaction images from Instagram

[sour rivet]

gen z kids are like 28 at the latest

[torpid glacier]

I’m about to turn 22 in may

[sour rivet]

huzzah someone the same age as me

[torpid glacier]

Nerd

Wow

[sour rivet]

holy shit

[torpid glacier]

Autocorrect went crazy

[lucid latch]

hello I am 15% german hello

[sour rivet]

a woman needed me
i won

[torpid glacier]

What lmao

I mean, that’s great

But what

[sour rivet]

did i confuse thy gender
oh no

[torpid glacier]

“My doctor is a woman and needed me to stop autistically explaining trains so she can explain I have terminal cancer”

[torpid glacier]

hasn’t been the first time

Not by you specifically

[sour rivet]

i will not recover from this embarresment

who tf was i thinking ofthen

[lucid latch]

I was eating a bowl of noodles when watching season 4 episode 5 of invincible. You can guess how that went

😭

[copper vapor]

uh... ok... I guess I need an axe

[torpid glacier]

Does the dude on the right look like a woman to you dawg

[sour rivet]

yeah

[torpid glacier]

I didn’t even have my most twinkish outfit on

[sour rivet]

i really just thought you was a woman i dunno how or why

gone are the days of me assuming everyone on the internet is a MAN i guess

[torpid glacier]

Damn you've been talking to me on this server for like 2 years

[sour rivet]

exactly

[torpid glacier]

Typical man behaviour smh my head

glad you're being progressive

[sour rivet]

i cant progress no more i dont have the job expansion 😔

[torpid glacier]

@forest acorn I want this twink obliterated

[copper vapor]

[green granite]

Frota is truly a twink

[torpid glacier]

I could only dream of being that much of a twink

[sour rivet]

yes

[torpid glacier]

What kinda cheese

[copper vapor]

the expensive kind, looks like

[torpid glacier]

not expensive enough

[sour rivet]

i fucking love cheese

alas i am a COWARD and dont wanna touch mold cheese

[torpid glacier]

Incase you ever get a girlfriend

[green granite]

American

[sour rivet]

on my way to woo a farmer girl just so i can get a big ass cheese wheel

[torpid glacier]

I've met at least one woman in my life (i think) and I always keep a big piece of cheese in my pocket for them, cause they're pretty much like mice.

@blazing maple Back me up, all women are like giant mice right.

oh wait, sorry 🖐️ 🫰 🫷 🫴

She's deaf

[sour rivet]

and has a throat infection so mute as well?

dw i got this

[torpid glacier]

please don't ping her again i dont feel like getting murdered today

maybe tomorrow

[sour rivet]

✡︎⚐︎ ☝︎✋︎☼︎☹︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎ ✋︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ 💧︎⚐︎💣︎☜︎ 👍︎☟︎☜︎☜︎💧︎☜︎✍︎

[torpid glacier]

So my furniture just started floating, don't do that again plz thanx

[copper vapor]

that ain't sign language, you're gonna summon W.D. Gaster or something worse

[left mantle]

Bro's trying to summon some eldritch being to ask them this question

[sour rivet]

ehhh shes prolly gonna wake up soon

YOO

THE LOCAL PORTERS

[blazing maple]

no some women are famously scared of mice

https://fixvx.com/kawaii_nekoniko/status/2040203513951875167

にこちゃまちゃんぬる (@kawaii_nekoniko)

焦げパンとかぼちゃスープたべました

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 3, 2026, 11:03 PM

[torpid glacier]

So women are scared of each other is what I'm getting? Methinks I understand.

[green granite]

Keep on keepin on

[sour rivet]

oh hey i was right

shes AWAKE

[torpid glacier]

Mice freak me out too

[sour rivet]

women scare me and im a man
what does that make me

[torpid glacier]

Lil goober

[sour rivet]

darn

[torpid glacier]

Women are just people, the only reason they'd be scary is if it's your girlfriend, in which case I want my partner to be scary.

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-methode-cute-aww-aww-cute-gif-15856205737638978012

[torpid glacier]

Walking over the table saying "MAKE US WHOLE ISAAC" that's not my name but I fuck with scary bitches

Bitch affectionate and not bitch derogatory

[torpid glacier]

Nah I call literally everyone bitch

I called my ex girlfriends mom bitch and she's like "Excuse me?" and I said I didn't mean it offensively, I mean it like "Sup bitch"

She thought it was funny lmao

[sour rivet]

when will the feline be satisfied

[left mantle]

Its hunger knows no end.

[torpid glacier]

I dont give a shit about trains but this stumbled on my youtube feed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_0ox4BDDGk

I'm curious as to how much furry porn is already made of this character

Wow only two

Figured that furries would've been all over that lmao

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

7 on the other site

[marsh cargo]

@green granite abysmal dogshit

[torpid glacier]

My best friend informed me that there's an actual site for that

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/star-citizen-sparkyx-skill-issue-video-games-spaceship-gif-2499048324666857292

[sour rivet]

tourist smh

[torpid glacier]

Man I'm not even a gooner

I'm just a freak

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/BzMH5SsLfpQ?si=ZdPZGIxszk5N-Bko oh hell yeah new update

[marsh cargo]

do you not see how much armor was the npc regenerating

[left mantle]

Does it matter?

[marsh cargo]

yes

thats the point of the video

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-star-citizen-rsi-gif-27231687

[torpid glacier]

"This mechanic is making the fight rough."
"Why is that mechanic such a big deal tho."

[left mantle]

It's shrimply a skill issue.

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-to-put-it-shrimply-crustacean-marine-biology-gif-27060544

[left mantle]

Plus I wanted a reason to share that SC gif with you sparta

[copper vapor]

just outdps it bro

[blazing maple]

afraid

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-of-course-ohhhh-oh-that-makes-sense-gif-11896286840118452668

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/purripocat/status/2040130872607965656

PurripoCat (@purripocat)

She doesn't even know that she's loved and appreciated? Is she stoopid?? smh
#Silksong

X · Apr 3, 2026, 6:14 PM

[timid hollow]

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/star-citizen-fury

[left mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1121996822307672179/1185908193713471579/UNCALM.gif

[pastel wave]

anyone got any ideas for what should play

[sour rivet]

borderlands 2

[pastel wave]

aight

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/NOHV4RR/status/2040170540409798963

neptune 🔥🪳 (@NOHV4RR)

green goblin yelled "i know who you are MARY JANE WATSONNN" at me #bricked

X · Apr 3, 2026, 8:52 PM

[pastel wave]

call me a baker

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-why-are-you-green-what-is-wrong-with-you-gif-774466718616765419

[torpid glacier]

Was about to make cookies, left butter out so it’d be soft, my friend came over a while ago and she put it back in the fucking fridge and I just noticed.

About to murder her

[sour rivet]

turn her into butter

[quiet abyss]

[lucid latch]

I like and hate tranzit at the same time I got mixed feelings about it

[sour rivet]

tranzit
no fog of fuckyoudeath

why even play

[lucid latch]

there is

this map takes place before it was nuked

thats why

[timid hollow]

because i can be built here

[timid hollow]

wait

is that official

or customs

[lucid latch]

no its a bo3 custom map

[timid hollow]

alr

[lucid latch]

see its before the nukes thats why there is no fog

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/feederofcats/status/2040218577559847124

Friends of Bear Cat Rescue (@feederofcats)

Dweeb had his 2 week post-op recheck at UC Davis today! 🧡

His jaw is healing well! Still a little inflamed so continuing pain meds for a while. It does seem like those right canines will need to go, they're impeding his ability to fully close his mouth

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 4, 2026, 12:03 AM

[sour rivet]

this pisses me off

im going to the fucking moon right now

im gonna launch the damn missles

[lucid latch]

The moon?

[sour rivet]

why is jupiter there

[lucid latch]

its the europa map

its a custom map

[echo reef]

anyone here played raccoin?

[lucid latch]

this is another custom map

its called liberty town

[hexed stag]

we don't play games

[echo reef]

rip

[lucid latch]

everything we do is real

[sour rivet]

oh hell yeah

[copper vapor]

damn still 1 year out

oh well

wait MEL BROOKS?

HE'S STILL ALIVE?

[sour rivet]

death has no power over him

[hexed stag]

No reason to get excited for hollywood productions nowadays

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

[copper vapor]

there's good things and bad things everywhere

[left mantle]

"STOP ENJOYING THINGS!"

[copper vapor]

dunno how "hollywood" this is

[oblique belfry]

i started getting a new mc modpack videos / reels

[sour rivet]

i refuse to enter this conversation

[copper vapor]

but naked gun was peak, for example

[oblique belfry]

convo with me instead

[left mantle]

Dude I had reservations on Liam Neeson instead of Leslie but he unironically killed it

[oblique belfry]

ah ok

:)

[sour rivet]

do not play minecraft ooOooOoo

[oblique belfry]

anyways i started seeing this mc modpack called dawncraft

also sound asked me to find mc modpacks for him

[left mantle]

Like I didn't think we'd get someone with a comparable delivery to Leslie

[oblique belfry]

and told him to "pick what you feel "

and he said dawncraft

turns out its a soulslike esque modpack

with epic fight mod

[copper vapor]

ew

why would you ruin minecraft like that

[oblique belfry]

i played with epic fight mod from our beyond ascension smp

and ngl it makes combat much more interesting

and feel fresh

instead of m1 every 1 second

anyways if i get the mc itch in few months (or few weeks lmao i cant tell anymore)

i will give dawncraft a go

[lucid latch]

Ambient music listeners after the tune switches the melody after 30 minutes of the most soul crushing sounds you have ever heard:

https://tenor.com/view/dance-happy-dance-black-dance-get-it-gif-14992825767124506528

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Dexerto/status/2040151670085022189

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

The Colorado Rockies have unveiled a two-foot-long hot dog called 'The Glizzilla' for the 2026 MLB season

The massive menu item is available starting today at Rockies home games

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 3, 2026, 7:37 PM

[lucid latch]

[sour rivet]

i love you

throws a giant rock at australia

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/love-you-gif-24859870

anyways gonna study for an hour or so then sleep

exam tmrw

[proven tundra]

That's how I become immune to assassination
Micro dosing

[proven tundra]

Good luck!

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/MANGLESTAR_/status/2040183308613726476

STAG (@MANGLESTAR_)

lightnerd symbiosis

X · Apr 3, 2026, 9:43 PM

[oblique belfry]

thanks

[oblique belfry]

kris is fucking dead

[sour rivet]

kris is being eaten

[pastel wave]

2-3 daya dagestan okay im pregnant what now

[oblique belfry]

????????????????????

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/mpreg-marathon-game-marathon-gif-1283994056718918541

[blazing maple]

this aint about kris

[sour rivet]

thank you

[oblique belfry]

what kind of sentence is that i had to reread that multiple times

[sour rivet]

dw about it

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

fortnite has fallen

[pastel wave]

thats tung tung shaur

[oblique belfry]

you are actually kidding me

what the fuck dude

[pastel wave]

his mom pays me to be friends with him

[sour rivet]

i think you're getting scammed

[oblique belfry]

what did they do to my boy

[pastel wave]

this is why i cant play because if tung tung sahur killed me in a game id go out back and ronnie mcnutt my self