╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/RE_Games/status/2039391944137482743?s=20 @blazing maple

Resident Evil (@RE_Games)

Sound ON. 🔊

Happy April Fool's Day from us and @Nik_apostolides and @asantalbano!

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 5:18 PM

inside drywall? that shit is only gonna work in smaller spaces

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/garfield-eat

hmm drywall

[sour rivet]

mmmm cheap infrastructure

[thin bobcat]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMjRwc2IzOXlnMmV2b3Z0ZmtlbHRsYWpudXQ4NXh5ZjcxY2ZsdjR2aSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/MKpwo2uGJqtJWlsqrq/giphy.gif

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-pc-meme-matrix-codes-gif-16730883

bloodofsniper:

[noble basin]

Burn it all down

[thin bobcat]

I know you were the kinda kid in school to eat your boogers after digging for gold

[timid hollow]

we had that one kid that got stuck in a chair

wonder what he does now

[sour rivet]

he became chairman

[timid hollow]

BENNY?

were they called chairman?

[sour rivet]

ye

[timid hollow]

BENNNNNY GRRRRRRRRR

shouldve killed him in caesars camp

thought he would show up somewhere when i let him run

but sadly no

[copper vapor]

@arctic flicker found this in a courier, no map modifier

so far nothing new or improved in barons for me

[pliant chasm]

inb4 this becomes a mod

[sour rivet]

they would have to revoice the entire game

[pliant chasm]

at least for this section

[sour rivet]

prolly then

[pliant chasm]

it makes more sense that she gives him the requiem

play poison deck
get no poison cards
play discard deck
:

[copper vapor]

[pliant chasm]

still couldn't get a poison deck to be

fucking first time i saw bouncing flask

||bounce and moan on it||

https://tenor.com/view/northernlion-northern-lion-ryan-letourneau-gif-15239682327720512260

[arctic flicker]

The barons got the good parts more often now, but yeah the vaporizer are in the couriers now but not the assessor matrix as far as I can tell

[verbal gate]

I urgently need dental care and my dentist is out for a week, fml

[arctic flicker]

pull it out with pliers

[sour rivet]

uh does the new invincible ep come out today or tomorrow

i forgor 💀

[arctic flicker]

should be today I think

or yesterday

[sour rivet]

i cant tell if it was april 1 or 2

[copper vapor]

last baron I opened only had broken shit

[arctic flicker]

it had the blue stuff for me, but probably good RNG

[sour rivet]

okie its today

ty spanish

[arctic flicker]

so far though idk if its just me but alot more people are kos for my matches

but it is quite hard to get the assessor matrixes since like 4 big flying arcs will typically guard each one

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/sesamestreet/status/2039417818597253626

Sesame Street (@sesamestreet)

Slimey is suited up and ready for the moon! Sending lots of love and luck to @NASA’s Artemis II crew. 🌕💛💚

X · Apr 1, 2026, 7:01 PM

[sour rivet]

his visor is missing

he cant breathe

somebody fucking help him

[zealous depot]

Now go die to cockroach

[hexed stag]

https://klipy.com/gifs/northernlion-mogg-1

[thick plover]

offtopic and brainfart back in the places they should be in

[supple lotus]

ye

[spare ginkgo]

the cnn livestream of artemis 2 on youtube has completely unmoderated live chat and its fucking hilarious

[copper vapor]

I need flex rubber and performance steel to complete stage 1, and I used to find those easily inside barons

not anymore

[rocky turtle]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3695547205 i think that mod is for you

[blazing maple]

oh i knew something was fucking with me yesterday

that's a good one

[pliant chasm]

I LOVE SLY

I LOVE DISCARD RAAAAAAAAAAAH

i love ending my turn with double my starting energy

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/NocontextRvB/status/2039237438774940002?s=20

No Context Red vs Blue (Hiatus) (@NocontextRvB)

23 years ago on April 1st, 2003 Season 1 of Red vs Blue premiered!

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 7:04 AM

[arctic flicker]

already did stage 1, and the list did seem to be right, stage 2 already required alot of the vaporizer and assessor parts

I dread stage 3

[quiet abyss]

oh shit we back up top

lets go

[left mantle]

You ever wonder why we're here?

[sour rivet]

It's one of life great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a God watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night

[left mantle]

What? I mean why are we here, In this canyon?

[sour rivet]

oh

uhh yeah

[quiet abyss]

[left mantle]

What was all that stuff about God?

[copper vapor]

huh npc at the extract speaking italian

[quiet abyss]

i dont know the full convo tho :(

but i like red vs blue

[sour rivet]

hm? nothing

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

You wanna talk about it?

[sour rivet]

no

[left mantle]

You sure?

[sour rivet]

yeah

[left mantle]

Seriously though, why are we out here? As far as I can tell, it's just a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. No way in or out

[copper vapor]

there's a webcomic I used to read that did the same shtick

[left mantle]

It's a classic

[left mantle]

and you can't beat a classic

[sour rivet]

i still havent seen the new season yet

no not zero

fuck zero

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet is it still april 1st for you?

[sour rivet]

yeah

[timber oxide]

You're my bestest friend

[verbal gate]

genuinely looks good

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/hamstermert-gif-4959950239614197565

[verbal gate]

replace the pickle in the middle with a jalapeno or something and I'm getting a few lmao

[left mantle]

Brother won't let me quote peak in peace smh

[pliant chasm]

i had to

[timber oxide]

It's just a very shitty modded minecraft SMP

[sour rivet]

GONE WITH THE BLASTWAVESS

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[copper vapor]

used to read it back in cool leg

[forest acorn]

yoooo

[forest acorn]

its blastwave

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[pliant meteor]

Might be good on a savory donut instead of a sweet one ngl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846516864334954557/1488977410199257118/twitter-gif-2039378803802181887_69cd6c010b48d.gif?ex=69cebdc6&is=69cd6c46&hm=100d2b4dacca7965eea7157da2335adf29d9a224b212c7a5cd3cb305359b0501&

[blazing maple]

oh

[sour rivet]

what am i lookin at

its too pixelated

[maiden flare]

It's upside down.

[sour rivet]

ah

[left mantle]

Man I always love watching space launches

Artemis II is ~T-8 minutes

[sour rivet]

greek goddess so cool they had to make another

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

looks like a creepypasta

[sour rivet]

xelA bled hyperrealistically at me

and then kiled my parrrent

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

Damn it's always so cool to watch shit like this

[supple lotus]

nice separation

[zealous depot]

You seen the hull beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee??

[left mantle]

Correct

I have seen the hull Bee

[zealous depot]

The hull m is peak

[blazing maple]

Xela the killer

is going to Xela the kill me

[left mantle]

Looks like everything is goin well

[left mantle]

good jettison

[proven tundra]

Going back to the moon baby

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

I oddly actually want the hull g

[left mantle]

dear god the server

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTMZqWME724

[zealous depot]

It'll be fineb

Its just a centipede on the ground

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/NecroDancerGame/status/2039462642918818006

Rift of the NecroDancer (@NecroDancerGame)

Ok, for real now... Drift of the NecroDancer is actually officially available for players who own the SYNCHRONY DLC!
It’s time to put the pedal to the metal in your speedruns 🤘

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 9:59 PM

[sour rivet]

this is the best character in tboi

[blazing maple]

me complimenting a friends' divorced parents:

[copper vapor]

spawn in stella montis
get melted by a bobcat IV within 3 seconds of spawning

[supple lotus]

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/kawaii_nekoniko/status/2039469050083045758

にこちゃまちゃんぬる (@kawaii_nekoniko)

蒸しパンと照り焼きチキンパンたべました

X · Apr 1, 2026, 10:24 PM

a new one just dropped

[sour rivet]

fat

[supple lotus]

they should've used a Kerbal simulation instead of a boring 3d model

[sour rivet]

flies 2 feet off the ground
spazzes out of control and explodes sending jebediah flying to the moon

[supple lotus]

but glad this can full of humans is on it's way

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flashbang-gif-16362445421478761717

[left mantle]

Space.

[copper vapor]

it's an ornithopter!

[left mantle]

It was a funny april's fools video

[sour rivet]

chat
im hungry

[copper vapor]

skill issue

[sour rivet]

and i know not if the sounds of the kitchen is dad making food or somth else

i will proceed to feast on my funko pop songbird from the hit game Bioshock: Infinite

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/nymvey/status/2039380912643637389 @oblique belfry

eff (@nymvey)

happy gwensday 🦎

X · Apr 1, 2026, 4:34 PM

[sour rivet]

oh my gawwww

i wonder what happened to that turtle i had when i was a kid

i was told that he was found on the road with a cracked shell and we had him in our backyard for a bit

[oblique belfry]

now that i think about it

neeko does need a "scary" skin

[sour rivet]

then he dug his way to freedom

[oblique belfry]

she is all whimsical in all of the skins

anyways

sam

the tk skin released today

bought it with border set too

[blazing maple]

fright night skin where she's a stitched together amalgam like frankensteins monster or Sally from nightmare before christmas

I've been workshopping this for a while

[oblique belfry]

damn nice idea

[sour rivet]

kill tim sweeney

[blazing maple]

hey man can you delete this please

My wife died in a Sahur crash last week and this hurts deeply

[sour rivet]

after doge looks at it and gives his thoughts

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/die-spongebob-meme-gif-754776035690869996

[oblique belfry]

i have no words

because i dont care at this point

im praying for fortnites downfall

[sour rivet]

ok im replacing the tweet

[copper vapor]

at least wait until we get STW for free

[runic condor]

what in the actual fuck is this shit

[blazing maple]

also she does have a halloween skin but I need her to get a skin that makes her actually kinda fucked up

[oblique belfry]

no

we need to nuke tim

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/wayneradiotv/status/2039475968662704540?s=20

wayneradiotv (@wayneradiotv)

i always felt so bad for this npc

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 10:52 PM

[oblique belfry]

ye

[blazing maple]

KIll tim

[celest plank]

ok so who wants to become suicidal bombers with me

[runic condor]

and i thought the skibidi toilet bundle was awful

[oblique belfry]

witch skin aint scary

she looks like a cat

[sour rivet]

what the fuck happened man

[celest plank]

we put on a strapon with a cock shaped explosive device and go to the epic games hq

[blazing maple]

If she does get a scary or theme changing skin it'd need to be legendary

[celest plank]

with a bang

[oblique belfry]

what do you mean what the fuck happened

tim shitting on the game

[sour rivet]

WITHIN THE SPAN

OF A YEAR AND A HALF

[oblique belfry]

it already was going downhill

since donald left

[left mantle]

I don't know what got deleted because I was watching something actually interesting but glad I didn't see it

[blazing maple]

or face stealer neeko who's made of stitched up faces she's stolen to "copy" people

[sour rivet]

thank god you made me play a good season

[runic condor]

didn't miss anything

[oblique belfry]

chapter 6 was decent thankfully

[blazing maple]

make my girl scary

https://x.com/PrinzDeadlock/status/2039417837157032258

prinz (@PrinzDeadlock)

X · Apr 1, 2026, 7:01 PM

[oblique belfry]

i made my duo start the game at chapter 5

and you did NOT witness the wasteland season

[sour rivet]

i unfortunately uninstalled fortnite at this point

[oblique belfry]

fortnite experience 2 never

[sour rivet]

😔

and i wanted to do it

alas

[sour rivet]

oh yeah

april fools for deadlock

[runic condor]

the one with the moddable cars?

[sour rivet]

no hero cap

[oblique belfry]

yep

[runic condor]

a hell nah that shit was ass

[oblique belfry]

i remember seeing 40 people on the last circle

[sour rivet]

i think

[oblique belfry]

cars and nitro fists everywhere

[sour rivet]

i miss my flying island...

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

it's real slippery

[blazing maple]

i played during peak with miku

[runic condor]

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

TO BE FAIR THO

[blazing maple]

then no lightsaber pickaxes in a star wars season

then simpsons?

[sour rivet]

which was BULLSHIT

[blazing maple]

and i just progressively kept caring less

like dawg

[oblique belfry]

its also the season where i had one of the most fun sessions

[sour rivet]

i still got grievous i suppose

[blazing maple]

then 1000 workers fired

[sour rivet]

-# ty again sam

[blazing maple]

then ai

[oblique belfry]

car fights were actually fun that season

made me remember that plane dog fight gamemode

WHICH I MISS DEARLY

[sour rivet]

i miss you #firstordersweep

[blazing maple]

let's make the tri-barrel minigun shit but heres a shotgun pistol that nukes regardless of distance

[runic condor]

if you managed to get one before being obliterated by others with maxed out cars

[copper vapor]

alternate universe: Epic works on 1000 fires

[oblique belfry]

mythic cars

[thick plover]

Monke flip

[sour rivet]

as in putting them out or starting them

[oblique belfry]

also its the season where one of the most infamous mythics was created

[thick plover]

Love mobile discord

[copper vapor]

woooooooooaaaaaaaoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[oblique belfry]

combat ar mythic

[thick plover]

Nobody has pfps

[sour rivet]

eh?

[copper vapor]

the good one since it's alternate universe

[oblique belfry]

40-45 bullets ( cant exactly remember)
fully kitted
0 recoil
barely any bulletdrop

[sour rivet]

my mobile still has pfps

[oblique belfry]

[runic condor]

only good thing i remember from that chapter is peter griffin

[oblique belfry]

no that was chapter 5 season 1

wasteland car season was season 3

[runic condor]

ah

[sour rivet]

evil tim sweeney be like: ai has no place in our company and laying off employees without telling them is bad

[oblique belfry]

still

[sour rivet]

KEEP IN MIND MOST OF THE EMPLOYEES DIDNT EVEN KNOW

THAT THEY GOT LAYED OFF

[thick plover]

Also did anyone see the tuing

Thing

Disney is considering buying epic games

[oblique belfry]

chapter 5 changed BR majorly since it also added medallions

[copper vapor]

I posted a tweet earlier

[runic condor]

tbh an actual fun chapter was the japan one

[thick plover]

[copper vapor]

where Oracle laid off like 30 thousand people

and I was told it's not april fools

because it happened yesterday

[oblique belfry]

oh yea chapter 6 was fun

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

most of the time

[thick plover]

Ai company douuuuwn

[oblique belfry]

okay you know what

[thick plover]

Raaaaagh

[sour rivet]

why even try finding a fucking job nowadays

[oblique belfry]

im gonna make a fortnite seasons tier list

fuck it

[cunning bronze]

Artemis launch made me emotional 🥹

[copper vapor]

because bills need paying

[cunning bronze]

Such an amazing moment

Cant wait 2028

[copper vapor]

and games need playing

[marsh cargo]

its actually doing record profits

[sour rivet]

ok but cant i just rob people?

i played payday cant be much different

[thick plover]

Cause you won't be able to claim social security for lets say the next 40 years and therefore you won't have money to live off of

[arctic flicker]

power drill needs to be restarted

[copper vapor]

you can, but you probably shouldn't

[sour rivet]

i was supposed to get social security checks for a majority of my life

never got it

[copper vapor]

AND THIS BROKE-DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL

[arctic flicker]

never played payday, but heard the complaints about that bank drill needing a restart continously

[runic condor]

yup

shit was annoying

[sour rivet]

mhm

thats why you get the perk where you just hit it to repair

[thick plover]

I did that mission 2 days ago on mayhem

[sour rivet]

-# 50% chance

[oblique belfry]

to the point it became its own meme

[thick plover]

Yall lying

[arctic flicker]

the first way of fixing things, smack it

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjnJk5V9nSM

[oblique belfry]

shame its a t3 perk

[arctic flicker]

second way, turn it off n on

[sour rivet]

important watch for all

[thick plover]

Also

[oblique belfry]

every build i did i always took that drill repair perk

because its essential

[thick plover]

Ive played death stranding for almost like

8 or 10 hours now

[sour rivet]

its good

i played ds2 10 hours straight 3 days in a row

[thick plover]

Ive still not got past the windmills cus im farming 100%

[sour rivet]

oh noo

[thick plover]

I just did the bridge tutorial

I SHALL GET 5 STARS WITH EVERYONE

[sour rivet]

dude dont do 100% until you finish the game

there is so much helpful tools you can get

[thick plover]

I know

Man why does ds2 have to be fucking 70 dollars

Cant buy the game instantly after finishing the firsts replay

[proven tundra]

Because

[thick plover]

[proven tundra]

Money

[sour rivet]

i hope i can put my saves from my yargarg game into the purchased version once i get it

i was able to do so with baldurs gate 3

[thick plover]

U should be able to

[sour rivet]

most likely

[thick plover]

It picked up my saves from epic games the first game

Through cloud

[sour rivet]

i mean im not against replaying the game

[thick plover]

mageec

[sour rivet]

just... not this soon

[thick plover]

Welp im off

[sour rivet]

question is

my achievements

will they pop immediately or not count

[verbal lodge]

Jenbu really just deleted every channel

[sour rivet]

whuh

[verbal lodge]

Idk how people glaze riot with egomaniacs like him tbh

[left mantle]

The crashout is depressingly funny to watch

[verbal lodge]

You want my account? Take it. It's yours. But TFT? TFT I will burn to the ground. Perhaps the suffering of my bulk buyers will finally stir something.

[left mantle]

I think we're mixing up which TFT we mean lmao

We might confuse someone

[left mantle]

Also W reference

even if I find that fight annoying

[runic condor]

https://streamable.com/el8xk3

losing the plot

[oblique belfry]

goddamn

[copper vapor]

[runic condor]

mfs have 1.02 seconds on this level somehow

i gotta up my game

[copper vapor]

damn, Shani got the goods

[left mantle]

https://streamable.com/3mx2o1 @marsh cargo @zealous depot peace and serenity moment captured during the janalite insanity

[half imp]

Can I ask for your help?

[supple lotus]

hm? ah I see

gimme a sec

[raven swan]

This some "never kill yourself"type post

Good morning chatters

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2039299617360146443?s=20

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Konami has released a body pillow of James Sunderland from Silent Hill 2

The 5ft (152cm) pillow costs $69.99

X · Apr 1, 2026, 11:11 AM

konami what the fuck

[noble basin]

Mornan lettuce

[raven swan]

This has to be April fools

[sour rivet]

its not

for once

its not

[raven swan]

Well then someone saw all the girls thirsting for him on the internet

[sour rivet]

he killed his wife.

WITH a pillow might i add

[copper vapor]

yea arc is full of rats nowadays it seems

I saved a guy from a rocketeer and he kills me in the elevator

funniest part is he threw 3 heavy fuze grenades and killed both of us

[blazing maple]

Noah after letting too many vermin onto his boat:

[copper vapor]

just one seemingly simple quest to go

[arctic flicker]

they're getting perpetually bored

[copper vapor]

might have to start running pvp loadouts and just evade arc

I went out to kill a bastion for Tian Wen so I had anvil+hc

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/Iamnotjiao/status/2039220068404404350

Jiao (@Iamnotjiao)

https://t.co/Q8E81anI3l

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 5:55 AM

[copper vapor]

reminds me of one of the jackass films

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

someone jammed a toy car inside steve-o's bumhole iirc lmao

and he went to a doctor

aight that's all quests done. at least until the next update with hopefully the new map

[arctic flicker]

seems to be just about every match there's a shootout happening on the regular

[copper vapor]

time to go back to being a shithead

and try getting the arc mats for stage 1 of the high gey antenna

[arctic flicker]

then the dread of getting 20 vaporizer regulators and assessor matrixes start

but 500 premium tokens is kinda hard to beat

still haven't gotten a canto yet, besides that one dude in the ass end of hurricane red lakes shooting my questing freekit ass

[oblique belfry]

i finally did it

40 unlocks and 40 top 4's in every unit

@blazing maple

gaming

[copper vapor]

people are weird

long time ago I was getting sniped by a guy with a kettle, I was at the spaceport extract near launch towers and he was at arrival building trying to snipe me
when he eventually hit me it barely dented my light shield

[arctic flicker]

like its really quite close to east side of dam and this guy goes out of his way to get me

he's got an anvil 4 and canto 3

[copper vapor]

I'll stop arcing for tonight tho... two interactions with morons are enough

gonna have to bring out hullcracker against mid/high tier arc to get more flex rubber and performance steel tho

[timid hollow]

im rich

[copper vapor]

ugh. stage 3 requires surveyor vaults, too.

[runic condor]

ah yes the waffenkiste

[copper vapor]

it kistes waffen

[arctic flicker]

10, but the close scrutiny spawns a fuckton of surveyors

[copper vapor]

[arctic flicker]

been doing assessors with the good smokes and photoelectic cloak

still a gamble whether I get the stuff tho

[timid hollow]

rich

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-millionaire-bomboclat-rich-millionaire-millionaire-rich-gif-10627806320364804929

[timid hollow]

thats 3 games in turkey

[arctic flicker]

I have 10 more cents than you

[timid hollow]

plus a kebab

[copper vapor]

I should start ignoring game communities and steam forums

[arctic flicker]

steam forums are full of retards

[copper vapor]

wanna play 7dtd
everyone's a doomer saying the game is ruined

wanna play surviving mars
everyone's complaining the remaster version has old bugs that the original fixed, and the original and its dlcs aren't available for purchase on steam anymore

funniest part is I played both of these games in the past already but all this negative yap makes me not wanna play anymore

eh I'll leave them installed, maybe play one of them tomorrow

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/BeratStuff/status/2039441237543944631

BRT (@BeratStuff)

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 8:34 PM

[timid hollow]

an update?!

[proven tundra]

Pog

[runic condor]

ooo

[raven swan]

so is it a moose sandwich, or an icecream sandwich

[supple lotus]

both

[hexed stag]

They put a moose into a plastic wrapper

[oblique belfry]

such a wallpaper material
(invincible s4 ep5 spoiler)

[raven swan]

also i accidentally drank my grandmother's anxiety meds laced tea

lets not make a habbit out of that, i will start halucinating otherwise

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/tzCyTmnilO7.gif

[proven tundra]

It was delicious

[hexed stag]

I've seen moose irl. Certainly put a smile on my face

[noble basin]

Moose a awesome

Scary big but awesome

[quiet abyss]

me when my stupid fucking son doesnt bring me a beer:

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

me when my stupid fucking son tells me not to use his college money on gambling:

[hexed stag]

gang

wtf is this?

[copper vapor]

some stupid discord minigame

[oblique belfry]

leaf

[copper vapor]

it fucked up Blasé's discord client

continued playing audio even after he exited the game

[quiet abyss]

dick cord

[copper vapor]

[hexed stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1324147171636940830/Screenshot_2024-09-16_203032.gif

[left mantle]

Alright, time to hunt down high quality gold and tungsten

[copper vapor]

april fools is a psy-op to ruin our SSDs

can't wait for these 6 games to update again tomorrow to remove the april fools stuff

[oblique belfry]

oh right

@frank hearth @left mantle

forgot to tell you this

[left mantle]

Saw it

[oblique belfry]

wacky fun event

[left mantle]

Later this week perhaps

[frank hearth]

im down

[oblique belfry]

i saw junkerqueen shooting knives instead of bullets

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

Also switched to light mode on one of my SC tools and my fucking EYES DUDE

Curiosity kill the cat

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-flashbang

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

aiming

[left mantle]

Lifesteal removal

[oblique belfry]

not gonna lie i feel like most of these are tests for new perks or systems

[left mantle]

Still have 0 clue when the use case for his ult is

[oblique belfry]

AoE

damage

[left mantle]

So no real

[frank hearth]

when the enemy doesnt have a hitscan player

[oblique belfry]

flight was mostly for going above enemy team to deal AoE damage better

which was useless on closed spaces

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

oh ye this was the one i was talking about

[oblique belfry]

that shit is bonkers if the knives give bleed

[frank hearth]

oh god hitler is back

[oblique belfry]

to be fair its kinda hard to turn during his run

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

like reinhardt dash

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

They made her thicher

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

the funny green site is about to implode

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

ALO

SPIDERMAN

[sand canopy]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3697323628

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-freddy-gif-16291315724060218215

[sand canopy]

killing myself

[frank hearth]

[marsh cargo]

@left mantle

[oblique belfry]

am i your gif supplier

[left mantle]

This but airborne

[oblique belfry]

brother

[frank hearth]

mans taken permament mental damage from this one ult

[quiet abyss]

i dont remember getting this from you, got this from a friends discord

they sent it to me

[left mantle]

GET FUCKED

[frank hearth]

read the rest

[oblique belfry]

must have been the same gif then

because i have it fav'd

[quiet abyss]

rare thing

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-dats-what-i-woulda-gif-18253305946678612829

[left mantle]

Still the MOST bullshit i've ever seen happen to me directly in Overwatch

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

and I played the beta in a public library missing textures.

[oblique belfry]

the only time ramatra is buffed

[runic condor]

can i see junkrat's?

[frank hearth]

brother

what the fuck

[oblique belfry]

6 man charge into void

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

thats actually more aids then normal hook

[oblique belfry]

FINALLY

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

indiana jones

[frank hearth]

these are getting more unhinged with each hero

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

EL DIABLO

BEGONE MEELE DPS

[oblique belfry]

terraria terra blade

[frank hearth]

THE POWER OF MONKEY COMPELS YE

[oblique belfry]

also wait

does this mean genji is vendetta 2.0 now

[oblique belfry]

cuz it says "moved ultimate to his weapon"

[frank hearth]

scrap has returned

in the year of the lord 2026

[runic condor]

damn this shit boring

[oblique belfry]

OH SHIT i forgot scrap system was a thing

[oblique belfry]

3 traps is funi

just slap 1 on every corridor

[left mantle]

Oh btw @zealous depot Combine the Hull-Bee with the Hull-404 layout and that's like 90% likely what the Hull-B will actually look like.

[frank hearth]

soldier has become the fast

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck can you deal damage with biotic field

do you just rush into their faces

and field it

[runic condor]

should've made his mines infinite
would've been more fun

[frank hearth]

PROPHUNT IS REAL

[oblique belfry]

prophunt

[oblique belfry]

thats chaos gamemode

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

WHUH

wait

does that mean he has double the hitbox now

[frank hearth]

WHAT

[oblique belfry]

if 2nd torb dies will he also die

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

PFFFFF

people will falloff the map

[oblique belfry]

nerf btw

40% damage nerf

[left mantle]

But yeah i'm permanently scarred in OW by that one ult. That shit hit me from a different fucking postal code

[oblique belfry]

which one

vendettas ?

[frank hearth]

fucking

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

The Orisa ult hitting me from way outside its range

[oblique belfry]

cat + orisa ult

[left mantle]

But yeah.

That ult hit me

[frank hearth]

@left mantle

[left mantle]

Even though by all accounts it shouldn't

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

what in the fuck

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

Oh that secondary on the pylon is 100% becoming a perk later

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

Like that's too good of an idea to just sit in the april fool's mode

[oblique belfry]

what

where is the funi this is just a butchery

[frank hearth]

i have more what for you

[oblique belfry]

WHAT

[frank hearth]

blender balls are real

[oblique belfry]

might be another new perk

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

Time to put the damage orb on the rein goin full throttle into the enemy team

But I could see this getting put in place of the change direction perk for moira

[timid hollow]

oh uno because you havent see the termination mechanic in lol yet

i recently had something new

someone on my team went 0/15 and the matches before as well, we reported them and i didnt lose any lp for the loss

[left mantle]

yup

They made it so that actual trolling and afk refunds full.

[timid hollow]

doesnt work consistently but i like the direction

also had the double lp boost for playing priority recently, also pretty nice

game is actually more enjoyable nowadays, still ass but more enjoyable

[verbal gate]

weighted blanket is back from dry cleaning, weight feels glorious after a few days of light ass blankets

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/birdscolour56/status/2039281903589818684?s=20

Birds Colour 🕊️ (@birdscolour56)

Some of the best parrots you would ever see 😂

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 10:01 AM

[timid hollow]

turkish marriage

[marsh cargo]

sheeep

https://klipy.com/gifs/asdf-movie-beep-beep-im-a-sheep-1

[timid hollow]

one part of early german video game culture was a game about a sheep called sven that has to fuck other sheep

do with that information whatever you want

[marsh cargo]

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKJX19HQxgQ&list=RDkx98VopsDWw&index=7

man that guy cooks and cooks

hope he gets on to many great projects to bless our ears

[quiet abyss]

just shot like 9 warriors in a row with the bounty hunter gun

love that thing

i dont care what anyone says its possibly the most fun ability

blow their shit smoove off instantly

@marsh cargo why does the falchion feel so much better than the rapier in melee? it feels like it does better overall

[marsh cargo]

maybe you just like charged up roids it has

[quiet abyss]

wym?

the falchion just has better horde clear and seemingly better damage on armored targets

[marsh cargo]

falchion feels good
But its a good while power is up

[quiet abyss]

sure the pistol benefits from the guaranteed ranged crit from the bounty hunter

[marsh cargo]

just like relic blade

[quiet abyss]

i play bounty hunter

[marsh cargo]

wait

vt2

[quiet abyss]

are you dumb

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

I MENTIONED THE BOUNTY HUNTER PISTOL

FOR A REASON

[marsh cargo]

i dont play bounty hunter
i pretty much only play war priest

[timber oxide]

So much empty space in the middle

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

youre missing out man

[marsh cargo]

ik bounty is good

[quiet abyss]

blowing their heads off is so fun

not good

its mid

witch hunter is better

but god does bounty hunter just slap

and you dont need to ping enemies

(which sucks on vt2)

because its bound to T and im not changing it because that defeats my excuse to ignore pinging

anyways, i like to shoot chaos warrior heads off with the special

and the brace of pistols is HILARIOUSLY good on chaos warriors if you can get an opening in a horde

you can literally magdump their head at like 5-10 meters and they get stunlocked (only up close)

and it kills in around 5-7 shots out of your 12

[timid hollow]

no deco table?

[timber oxide]

I just expanded the house

It took me at least 30 minutes to move everything

[teal spade]

LOL

I JUST WITNESSED A MOD ON A DISCORD SERVER GET SCAM HACKEd

#501421882797588493 message

[oblique belfry]

very smart for you to post the channel we cannot access

[quiet abyss]

true!

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

not our server

[oblique belfry]

exactly

[teal spade]

It's a DnD art server

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

a mod got got

[oblique belfry]

even did @ everyone too

i cant

[copper vapor]

I'm in a server with like

5 people

3 of them got caught last week

[teal spade]

lamao

[timid hollow]

its the year 2026 and people still dont get that nobody gives you money for free

especially online, especially over 2 fockin thousand

[left mantle]

jfc how

It's the same as me scrolling through videos and hearing the term "anti-nutrient" and I had to sit there buffering to comprehend what the fuck that term was

I am buffering on how people fall for these

[left mantle]

Found out the fucking term is real, but the context it was being used in was so incorrect that I legitimately couldn't put 2 and 2 together to make 4 on it

[signal kraken]

What no fork does to a mf

[left mantle]

The fork is necessary for camera stabilization

[quiet abyss]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[signal kraken]

The fork is not present

[left mantle]

Hence the lack of camera stabilization

[signal kraken]

With camera stabilization there's still no fork

[left mantle]

Oh god its even worse

[signal kraken]

What no fork does to a mf

[left mantle]

I was not expecting a pair of scissors lmao

[copper vapor]

it is imperative that the fork be unharmed

[signal kraken]

What to use then

No spoon

No fork

No chopsticks

[copper vapor]

are kitchen utensils haram

[signal kraken]

And most importantly no straws

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k085orh8GrQ

some ambient for y'all

from bl2

[signal kraken]

No
What

I don't have it in my dorms

[oblique belfry]

???

[signal kraken]

Ikr

🥀

[copper vapor]

bro's got an arabic handle and has no fork, no spoons, no chopsticks and no straws

thought it might have been some self-imposed religious restriction

[oblique belfry]

❓

what kind of fucking religion belief is that

[copper vapor]

only explanation to having no eating tools lmao

[signal kraken]

Definitely not self imposed

[oblique belfry]

he did say he is in dorms

[signal kraken]

And def not of my religion

[quiet abyss]

brother cant even afford plastic forks and knives

broke as hell

[oblique belfry]

and im 100% sure dorms dont give you utensils

[quiet abyss]

more broke than me

[copper vapor]

don't muslims eat by hand

[raven swan]

Use your hands

[quiet abyss]

no you donkey

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ mbo we are not animals

we are human beings

[signal kraken]

I forgot to bring 🥀

[quiet abyss]

buddy thought muslim people just fucking aped out at dinner

[left mantle]

Same difference. But okay

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

-# tbf i eat some stuff like fries / salami by hand

[quiet abyss]

fuck the what?

[quiet abyss]

fries are hand food

[oblique belfry]

do the do

[restive bear]

Good morning off topic

[quiet abyss]

salami can be hand food i suppose

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

@signal kraken DIS MUHFUCKAH EATING SOUP WITH HANDS!

[restive bear]

Oh yeah we back on the original position in the channel

[quiet abyss]

[raven swan]

Good morning offtopic

[signal kraken]

I don't know any Muslims that eat soup by hand what

[quiet abyss]

(actually a pair of scissors)

[raven swan]

Yeah well i ate out your mom hands free last night

[signal kraken]

And I'm surrounded 24/7 with Muslims

[quiet abyss]

i didnt say that

[copper vapor]

there was some documentary I watched years ago where half the fucking episode was on meal etiquette

[quiet abyss]

thats nice, how did you dig up the coffin?

[restive bear]

I don't eat soup with hands, goober

[quiet abyss]

hands free you said

[copper vapor]

either way having no eating tools is just silly regardless of the religion

[quiet abyss]

NOT YOU THE GUY I PINGED

[raven swan]

Hands

[quiet abyss]

this channel on one braincell tonight

[restive bear]

Oh

[quiet abyss]

he ate the dirt

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shark-point

[restive bear]

Well eating with hands is a tradition in my country

[signal kraken]

You said hands and then corrected it

[raven swan]

[signal kraken]

No problem

[restive bear]

We have Boodle Fights here in occasions

[oblique belfry]

1.From the background alone, i can tell this is inside a mosque where there is only carpet.
2.This is probably on some kind of community dinner they usually do for homeless / elderly. Saw few myself except it was not in the ground.

[signal kraken]

I have no forks so I used scissors

[quiet abyss]

can a mf make a joke in this place bro

holy shit

smh

[signal kraken]

You said you didn't say it then how am I supposed to see the joke🥀

[oblique belfry]

also 3. looking at those plates its mostly fruits / foods that can be eaten by hand

[signal kraken]

Ofc it flew by

[quiet abyss]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

i was telling him about the convo

[restive bear]

We eating this shit with hands

[left mantle]

For reference like 80% of everyone's replies have been jokes.

[restive bear]

Get yo ass back to the West, white boy

[quiet abyss]

as a joke

[sharp flint]

Those are even more expensive though

[oblique belfry]

ted got his rank back

[signal kraken]

Eh sure, no problem

[oblique belfry]

the one and only

anyways im gonna study now

tl;dr: we use utensils. its just this dumbo forgot to buy / bring utensils to his dorm

[restive bear]

Study well

[signal kraken]

I ain't gonna eat instant noodles with pen

Scissors next best thing

[oblique belfry]

just chug it

[signal kraken]

Too fast

And won't get to eat a lot of the noodles

[copper vapor]

dunk your face in the plate and just absorb it through every pore

[signal kraken]

Maybe I should've used my hanger

[signal kraken]

Absolutely not

Not getting my face all itchy and oily

[copper vapor]

is washing your face haram

[oblique belfry]

better then not eating it

[signal kraken]

Wow huh

[oblique belfry]

you can just wash your face later

[copper vapor]

[signal kraken]

We wash our face before everytime we pray my fellow human

[timid hollow]

isnt hunger games over

[copper vapor]

then there's your solution

[timid hollow]

sorry had to

[sharp flint]

You have bread?

[signal kraken]

I have clean water

[oblique belfry]

dorms life is hell. Leave this man alone

[sharp flint]

Go to a convenience store and get some utensils

[signal kraken]

I'm hungry as edp

[oblique belfry]

[signal kraken]

Oh bad reference

[timid hollow]

ngl use a pen or pencil or anything stick like at this point

[oblique belfry]

he just said he aint using pen

[sour rivet]

15:10

[signal kraken]

I'm not getting ink on my junk man😭

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-strange-doctor-floating-whats-happening-gif-22077053

[timid hollow]

pencil

[sharp flint]

Use your pointer and middle finger

[signal kraken]

Or pencil dust or whatever it's called

[oblique belfry]

TIME TO ROLL SOME GOLDEN KEYS LEVEL 1

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[signal kraken]

Carbon?

[sharp flint]

https://tenor.com/view/emmy-amy-poehler-peace-out-peace-sign-peace-gif-15541895

[timid hollow]

stick from outside, carve the outer shell off on a edge

[sour rivet]

the song is in my head due to the ps4 dynamic theme

[timid hollow]

man how you wanna survive when the bombs fall

[sour rivet]

love that shit

[timid hollow]

meh i cant eat my pip boy ration i have no fork

[sharp flint]

Biological chopsticks

[timid hollow]

weak ahh mf

[signal kraken]

Yes ding ding ding ding

[sour rivet]

amogus

[sharp flint]

https://tenor.com/view/start-walking-leave-get-out-get-away-start-going-gif-15083678

[signal kraken]

Can use, but prefer not dirtying my hands

[sharp flint]

Wash your hands

Or starve

[sour rivet]

wash your hands

[solid sundial]

@sour rivet ⠀

[timid hollow]

imagine the chosen one wouldnt have done everything he did and just died in mordoc because he didnt want to eat with a pen

[sour rivet]

OW

FUCKING WHY

[oblique belfry]

a m o g u s

[signal kraken]

Well I used scissors

And thats a melee weapon

What you know

[timid hollow]

anything is a melee weapon

for example

a pencil

[signal kraken]

Pencil low tier

You me not John wicky

[timid hollow]

how should you eat your ramen

https://tenor.com/view/with-a-pencil-john-wick-scary-scared-pencil-gif-16042376

[oblique belfry]

finger

[timid hollow]

love how this dude freaked out while vigo was high on the za and just having fun living his last moments

[quiet abyss]

50 more super credits

im sick of this shit

takes ages

but im not giving them money either

so i guess im just gonna do it anyways

[oblique belfry]

be thankful you are farming premium currency in this age

where everything is micro-transactions

[quiet abyss]

ok 30 more

[timid hollow]

ITS THE SCENE

[quiet abyss]

they def turned down the spawn rates tho, i rarely get more than 10-20 in a mission

[timid hollow]

LE MEME

[quiet abyss]

you need 1000

[timid hollow]

THE SCENE WITH LE MEME

[quiet abyss]

for ONE THING

[oblique belfry]

forgot you also started watching jjk

DO NOT SPOIL

IM STILL ON SEASON 1 EP 8

[timid hollow]

yuji dies because of food poisoning

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

also "started"

watched both seasons when they released

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

[timid hollow]

im just always late when new seasons come out

and i know the manga plot so it wasnt that urgent

also dont know if they do the same jokes in eng/jap dub but in german sync someone said yuji is so popular on his school because he beat dark souls

as someone who beat dark souls when he was in school

nobody cares :(

[green granite]

Man

I got my hand cut bad while shopping for cheese

This is bad

[oblique belfry]

sorry im studying and occasionally staring in here

mb

[green granite]

You guys should be careful when handling ya kno

[marsh cargo]

@quiet abyss this is soo ass

[green granite]

"Sharp" Cheddar

[quiet abyss]

TIS DONE

[restive bear]

The cheese fought back

[quiet abyss]

i dont care, i can have fun with my modded install as a TERMINATOR, you cant do that

[marsh cargo]