╟❓general-offtopic

[celest plank]

They trained sable fighting for 1.5 years to get the scene right

Its not faked

[tiny notch]

im doing a alchemy build in TW3 cause alchemy is cool and epic

[torpid glacier]

Ik, using full steel.

Which imo is a bit too dangerous for my taste but I fuck with it

[tiny notch]

100% skellige minus MC locations

[celest plank]

The tall guy, Kmicic, got his foot into mud and almost got actually hit during the filming

[torpid glacier]

I heard about that too

[celest plank]

Its genuinely a masterpiece

They show this scene during sable fighting courses as a prime example

[rocky turtle]

3 light mechs

[torpid glacier]

I do hema (Haven't in a while cause I've been busy unfortunately) so I've seen that scene so. many. times.

[tiny notch]

also can i say
as ive read the last wish
ive gone back to the shows versions of thescenes

its os bad

and i thought the show was good

[torpid glacier]

The witcher has pretty good fight scenes

Anytime people whine that spinning doesn't work, yes it does. For witchers that objectively works better.

Witchers have perception that's infinitely above humans, they can do wacky shit.

Also speaking of sword fights, I need to reinstall the berserk ps2 game.

That shit was brutal

Beating every souls game was nothing compared to the first two bosses in millenium falcon

[celest plank]

The show is disgustingly bad

[torpid glacier]

It is, but there are things they do well. Occasionally.

[celest plank]

game of thrones could be considered book accurate in comparison to whatever the fuck they did in the witcher

[tiny notch]

i know lol

[celest plank]

and sapkowski just goes "yeah its alright, just pay me up"

[tiny notch]

i watched season 1 and was like "that was good"
then i read the book its based off

[celest plank]

cause cdpr didnt pay him 60 million that "he deserved for being the creator"

[tiny notch]

isnt sapkowski currently spite rewriting the books to make it clearer that "witcher schools dont exist"

[celest plank]

He sold the rights to the book to make the games in like 2005

For 25k zloty

And THEN it got worldwide popularity

And "he deserves 60 million"

[tiny notch]

he sold it for pennies LMAO

[frozen void]

@slate agate

[frozen void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/angry-birds-ears-ear-vgqt5UjWth9oa8csSo

[tiny notch]

witcher 3 is so much more fun on deathmarch tbh

[torpid glacier]

A found a video from when I was first playing the berserk ps2 game, this fucks. Controls are unresponsive but responsive considering the sword you're using and it feels amazing.

[torpid glacier]

Deathmarch is the best way to play

[tiny notch]

yeah

i played it for the first time on the normal difficulty

put it downa fter like

10 hours

140 hours on death march tho

its so fun

it feels intented to be played on death march

i have to think in le video game

[celest plank]

They made a polish movie and tv show in 2001 which was better than the netflix one, but it got bad reception for mid cgi and stuff

The games were what made it international

[tiny notch]

the clips ive seen of it dont look that bad tbh

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/smok-smoku-smoku-jestes-piekny-smoku-jesteś-piękny-zebrowski-gif-8803494583897385501

[torpid glacier]

I'm not gonna lie, the first one is one of those games that shouldn't have gotten a sequel.

Same as uncharted 1

But i'm glad it did

[tiny notch]

LMAO

i think i saw a sword fight or smthn

[torpid glacier]

I miss the witcher 2's executions using signs

[celest plank]

Aside from geralt becoming invisible during the blaviken fight

its pretty good

[tiny notch]

i bought all 3 games for £10 lmao

[celest plank]

The only issue with witcher 3 is that it doesnt have enough Vernon Roche

[tiny notch]

roche was a fun character

[celest plank]

best original character

dude was a fucking patriot

[tiny notch]

i liked his little gorilla warfare plot line

[flat violet]

This is so real it made real things that were unreal

[tiny notch]

then him shouting at the girl for going into battle tits out

[celest plank]

[flat violet]

Ves my beloved

[oak magnet]

hellooooooo

[celest plank]

I mean shit

[oak magnet]

SOUND

sup

[celest plank]

she did look like a wh

LAIKA

LAIKAAAAA

YOOOOOO

[oak magnet]

hellooo

[celest plank]

WHATS UP

[oak magnet]

work

[celest plank]

ay

typical

[oak magnet]

im a bit of a broke workaholic

[celest plank]

im a middle class alcoholic

[torpid glacier]

@celest plank https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDERAemaZGI&pp=ygUjdGhlIHdpdGNoZXIgMiBmaW5pc2hpbmcgbW92ZXMgc2lnbnM%3D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDERAemaZGI&pp=ygUjdGhlIHdpdGNoZXIgMiBmaW5pc2hpbmcgbW92ZXMgc2lnbnM%3D

[oak magnet]

so ive been working every day for 9th day now

[torpid glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH6_3pryJJ0&pp=ygUjdGhlIHdpdGNoZXIgMiBmaW5pc2hpbmcgbW92ZXMgc2lnbnM%3D

[celest plank]

youll get there

[oak magnet]

and im working tommorow

break on friday

then 4 days at another job

[celest plank]

😭

Youre planning to buy a porche 911 or what

[oak magnet]

and then im gonna relax more for the remainder of my uni holiday

[oak magnet]

no i just need money

[tiny notch]

tfw you side quest

[oak magnet]

ive paid rent and have alot left over so ill have 1.2k and i was basically broke before working the last days of march

went from 0 to yeah

finally enough money to clean the throttle body and MAF in the Yari

and eventually change sparkpluhs, just need to find someone with a torque wrench because no way im buying one

[torpid glacier]

Sparkplussy

[oak magnet]

yug

densoooooo

[brittle karma]

tail

[torpid glacier]

If you pull on it hard enough it might come off

[brittle karma]

need a modder to swap out the karambit for a blue gem

maybe ruby is more fitting

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot current drip

[blazing maple]

withering probably

[olive coral]

you are not a true samurai

the m1a is too heavy for my femboy usec

i cant do test drive part 1

[tiny notch]

seeing crach en creight in the books was so cool

hes also a lil baby man in them

[pallid sapphire]

@flat violet how are you unemployed if you do gods work here

[proven tundra]

Saw a news article that said AMD was buying Intel
Forgot the date for a second and got my hopes up

[olive coral]

what work?

[pallid sapphire]

They play with my feelings

[pallid sapphire]

Jods work

[rocky turtle]

im marksman not samurai

[supple lotus]

Ragequit overtook his stats in not even 6 months

[tiny notch]

why does yen order geralt to cum so much

[torpid glacier]

You wouldn't?

[tiny notch]

geralts no silverhand or bucky barnes so no

[pallid sapphire]

i know

[supple lotus]

cuz he infertile, more fun, less hassle

[pallid sapphire]

Guess why its gods work

There is no god

[upbeat verge]

ooooooooOOO

took an everything shower , washed hair , put conditioner , shaved face cuz fuck beard , put lotion on face
feeling like a new man
@tiny notch

[tiny notch]

sh*wer

[upbeat verge]

I know

scary word

for you folk

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-soldier-wondering-gif-13794012

[supple lotus]

shave

[slate agate]

the weird fucking endfield dog child thing what about it

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan needs a full wookie shave

[tiny notch]

i only need to shave my face every like 2 weeks

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

wtf delight

[rocky turtle]

yo

[pallid sapphire]

I forgot hes back

[tiny notch]

delight is back and demoted?

[supple lotus]

surely has nothing to do with the current date

...

[upbeat verge]

Yes , beard annoys me

therefore , shave

is there an issue?

[pallid sapphire]

Eyyy dont spoiler it

[supple lotus]

i was gonna make a joke, but nah. i get it

[upbeat verge]

[flat violet]

[tiny notch]

josta??

[upbeat verge]

josta?
fuck you

[pallid sapphire]

[upbeat verge]

in game in game

[flat violet]

[upbeat verge]

hoping rockstar fixed their glitched sync achievement bullshit

that cause all of red deads players to fucking riot

[upbeat verge]

?

what?

bro straight up posting RANDOM ASS shit

[tiny notch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dtkpzmHPsg

[upbeat verge]

the fuck does gta 6early access has ANYTHING to do with what I said man

[pallid sapphire]

Gta 6 early access

[upbeat verge]

I SAID RED DEAD

are you reading!?

are you ill?

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan

[upbeat verge]

no

dont ivan me

[pallid sapphire]

Look at a fucking calender

Kys

[upbeat verge]

this has nothing to do with april fools mate

[pallid sapphire]

Its time to dead red yourself

[upbeat verge]

its a genuine fuck up on rockstars end

[olive coral]

Ivan

Fuck you

[tiny notch]

its past 11am you cannot april fool me anymore by law

[pallid sapphire]

[upbeat verge]

they fucked up everyones achievements on red dead 2

and potentially gta5 but idk about that one I can't be 100% sure

[pallid sapphire]

Who cares

[tiny notch]

😭

[upbeat verge]

U maybe dont

but that ain't my problem

[pallid sapphire]

E penis is worth nothin

My real penis has value

Ask the women

[upbeat verge]

what is bro sayin

[pallid sapphire]

Im writing

[pliant chasm]

red dead 3

[restive bear]

Just Cause 3

Two fried chicken thighs today for dinner

And some salad

[snow tree]

One bean

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

That's three

[restive bear]

April fools

3 beans instead of 1

Cuz I'm evil

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

Removing both your kidneys, April Fools

[rocky turtle]

[restive bear]

[snow tree]

Hello Delight from Temu

[rocky turtle]

[snow tree]

[supple lotus]

I like Lidl Delight. Only posted 3 sentences but is already more coherent

[snow tree]

Where is mod Delight

Or Xray Wizard Delight

[cunning reef]

Genuinely scared the shit outta me

[rocky turtle]

i ate them

[rocky turtle]

[cunning reef]

Haii

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/597529650574655523.gif?quality=lossless&name=monkswing&size=48

[uneven sapphire]

[proven tundra]

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/854898645979627570.gif?quality=lossless&name=abongoblob&size=48

[upbeat verge]

so allegedly these are the affected achievements which got somehow bugged across steam and by the looks of it every platform red dead 2 is on

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/7bDML0GMk7o?si=quFlkPAkWKokhghJ

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan spamming his issues in chat

[upbeat verge]

not my issue

but ok

[pallid sapphire]

Your like that hotas guy in wt discird

Spamming for a year that his hotas doesnt save custom settings

Dont buy garbage easy

Dont buy rockstar games

Their shit anyway

Play Tarkov

Goty

Easy

[raven swan]

chat why does brainfart get to be above offtopic in the channels list

does falco want to filter the true tards before they get too deep in the server?

[snow tree]

Wdym

It's the same

[rocky turtle]

[snow tree]

[uneven sapphire]

Off topic always been here tho

[snow tree]

(we should make the change to the names)

Make it #generalfart and #braintopic

[proven tundra]

Do we have to change our user names to be brainfart users

[uneven sapphire]

I’ll be cockrider

[lunar linden]

this place sure does suck

oh wait

its offtopic

[cunning reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1449325995554504797.gif?quality=lossless&name=doakeSUS&size=48

[lunar linden]

this place sucks even more

[olive coral]

keep clicking on this because of muscle memory

[snow tree]

just joined
place sucks
means he must be the one sucking

[lunar linden]

just joined?

[olive coral]

getting sucked*

[snow tree]

being sucked*

[uneven sapphire]

😋

[lunar linden]

i think a better joke would have been to change the places of russian brainfart and the regular one

[proven tundra]

A better joke would be to

[raven swan]

DELIGHT

!delight

[solid sundial]

⠀

[raven swan]

FUCK

[olive coral]

you know what

offtopic can have a cat picture as a little treat

[proven tundra]

[hexed stag]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BPIx_UPYeaM?si=JSs8IVU2cVPQrYz4

[rocky turtle]

[pliant chasm]

jump scare

legit got me for like 2 seconds

[rocky turtle]

you are not first to say that

[flat violet]

I don't even know who this dude is

[lunar linden]

i thought they changed the names not the channels directly

[pliant chasm]

probably droon

[pliant chasm]

i meant the delight

[lunar linden]

ohh the delight

[pliant chasm]

now i gotta double check every name

[lunar linden]

i mean already asked blood if it was possible

[rocky turtle]

droon

[lunar linden]

he said never ever

he said maybe for ryry

[pliant chasm]

damn

[lunar linden]

but never for delight

[pliant chasm]

what did bro do 😭

[lunar linden]

delight was moving like prime king von in those mod channels

[pliant chasm]

@flat violet can we move channels back and just rename them
everytime i open discord i get confused for like 10 seconds

[thick plover]

An aushwitz joke

[lunar linden]

yeah i think changing names would be a better joke

and it would confuse people more

[pliant chasm]

i mean it isn't as bad as some of the shit said

[thick plover]

[lunar linden]

let me remember what he said

i think he didn't say much

just never for delight

[olive coral]

please let it happen

[lunar linden]

maybe for ry

[olive coral]

current brainfart is missing a lot of bullying

[lunar linden]

and never for trees aswell

[olive coral]

which trees

unwise or 3

[pliant chasm]

3trees

[lunar linden]

unc

[olive coral]

yeah didnt grok get him

[lunar linden]

thousand year old wise man

[pliant chasm]

i guess cause it was grok who did them in

[lunar linden]

yeah

directly banned by grok for just arguing

he didn't even say much

[pliant chasm]

probably delight too in staff channels

[lunar linden]

like he was only saying

%10 of what he would say anywhere else

and that got him banned by grok

[thick plover]

Nah delight didn't get banned by grok

[pliant chasm]

no i meant he probably knew what he did

[thick plover]

If he did he probably would've been banned sooner

[pliant chasm]

he did warn him directly which lead to 3trees getting banned

test

[lunar linden]

i mean idk why the mod team wants to hold grudges and look for any reason to ban

just ban dude

don't spend the effort to look for a reason

[proven tundra]

Arrrrgg keurzgesagt did the thing with their discord icon

[restive bear]

Fooled

[proven tundra]

I was

[restive bear]

[proven tundra]

Tried to clear it

[lunar linden]

i'm not in any servers that did this

hopefully i see some in the future

[proven tundra]

Looked at the channels

Realized the date

[rocky turtle]

same for long war mod for xcom2

[lunar linden]

guys i actually love electric cars

[restive bear]

Yeah so far all servers I'm in hasn't done this yet. Maybe it got too old for them

[lunar linden]

and i would absolutely drive a tesla

[proven tundra]

Oh no

We have to kill him

[restive bear]

Hammer him to death

[lunar linden]

check the date

[proven tundra]

[restive bear]

Oh no, we got fooled again

[proven tundra]

Oh dang

[lunar linden]

i have a father and a mother

not 2 fathers

[proven tundra]

Can we glue his head back on

[lunar linden]

i would never drive a tesla

[pliant chasm]

wait

[restive bear]

It'll work, yea sure

[lunar linden]

what

[proven tundra]

This is insulting to homosexuals
They wouldn't drive elongated muskrats cars either

[pliant chasm]

is that an april fools joke

[lunar linden]

no it isn't

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-2531780266508928302

[rocky turtle]

damn bro thats crazy

[restive bear]

Today is April fools aassume everyone and thing is out to fool you

[proven tundra]

I'm too dumb to fool people

😔

[restive bear]

I'm too foolish to even be fooled with

😔

[lunar linden]

truth

@pliant chasm hey i'm heading out to the gym want anything?

[pliant chasm]

grape soda

[lunar linden]

k

[celest plank]

@frozen void can we keep offtopic in here if i will ship you like 3 monsters?

[supple lotus]

no

I'm already over it and the day isnt even halfway over

[snow tree]

[celest plank]

make it 4

[supple lotus]

you dont remember what company i work for, ey?

cant fool me with Monster

[celest plank]

you werent the sex cams dude

uhh

something that has to do with forklifts?

[supple lotus]

only ass hair cam shows these days

and no forklift was Simba

[celest plank]

I werent bothered with checking

[celest plank]

Then uhhh

[supple lotus]

the biggest competitor to Monster in energy drinks is?

[celest plank]

You got your nails ruined with chemicals at some point?

[celest plank]

Tiger?

Or black

[supple lotus]

[celest plank]

Or redbull

[supple lotus]

ay

[celest plank]

You didnt tell me you were a stuntman

[supple lotus]

too old for that too

the point is, you cant bribe me with monsters

[celest plank]

wheelchair tricks

playing rocket league in real life

[rocky turtle]

alo

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-rocket-league-rl-irlrl-irl-rocket-gif-30607230480348096

[celest plank]

[supple lotus]

we did that once - with office chairs and fire extinguishers

[snow tree]

Guys I'm gonna be rich

[celest plank]

Oh God 😭

powder ones or snow ones

[supple lotus]

snow

[celest plank]

I can tell you are affiliated with redbull

[supple lotus]

Dieter is the man

who would unironically call themself a Tycoon?

[upbeat verge]

nowhere near close

[thick plover]

congrats bro

can I hold 1000 euros

[supple lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Freedomists-prageru-freedomists-levi-wykes-rPjDXUZHgS7YmVZliF

[restive bear]

Holy shit Lato Vandal bp dropped

Now I need is just the barrel

[celest plank]

https://youtu.be/sS3xkUyqyUQ?si=YjVT_Axqy6L-ZY53

[raven swan]

The setup is ready

[uneven sapphire]

Looks off to me

😧

[supple lotus]

graphic design is my passion style online form

[pliant chasm]

60% keyboard

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-disappointed-gif-4778600627880480619

[supple lotus]

60ies are great - but this one looks like plastic, which would def get a look like that from me

[restive bear]

I ought to invest in micro-keyboards. My desk is too small and my Cynosa Lite takes up the space for my mouse

Like maybe a bit of it

[pliant chasm]

imagine not using a free office keyboard

[supple lotus]

not everyone is as cheap and broke as you

[pliant chasm]

im natural

[restive bear]

I used a shitty office keyboard for 2 decades until 2022

[brittle karma]

look at em go

[raven swan]

listen i was a broke college student with a foot wide dresser as a table when i bought it

[pliant chasm]

they have 2 games
what the fuck do they need a launcher for

[raven swan]

cheap and 60% was all i needed

[restive bear]

Bloatware

[raven swan]

and its not dead yet so i'm not replacing it

[supple lotus]

i aint punching down

just setting the baseline

[raven swan]

[supple lotus]

my first setup also was a MDF plank

cut into a half-circle desk

it was used for 15 PCs on LAN parties, then cut down for my office

[raven swan]

holy shit that plank has some history

my table is also a plank cut into shape for a table

[supple lotus]

OEM keyboard from IBM - the ones every shitty PC had

let me see, i might find a pishure

cuck chair included

[blazing maple]

hi chat

I'm very sick today

throat and lung thingy

:(((

[proven tundra]

Hi sam

[supple lotus]

rest up Sams

[raven swan]

that's a nice table

[raven swan]

lots of hydration, lots of rest

i hope you don't have to do anything taxing today

[blazing maple]

i'm eating tortelini and drinking lots of water

because I feel like i'm dying

[supple lotus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Castaways-cat-pet-pat-X42IAaDJ42pHqPllGk

[proven tundra]

Yummers

Tortellini

[blazing maple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287208194233602059/1427813200245555330/73f9b136-4ef8-4460-8d83-e6b52f8fc54e.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287208194233602059/1422625462600990730/dacow.gif

i have my own brand of pet gifs

very essential

[proven tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1473446438859178064/petpetratass.gif?ex=69963d6e&is=6994ebee&hm=ba519a68231d8e83545c08376f1abfb6ed69ef268d457f6fecb8e138772acd72&

Same

[blazing maple]

anyway thank you all for listening to my woes

I shall now perish into my bed

[proven tundra]

[supple lotus]

may your woes be smol

[tawny parcel]

Is this brainfart

[timid hollow]

i hate android

[torpid glacier]

Watching someone ask “What is system 32? Do I need that?” While being strapped to a chair with your mouth taped shut is what they do in guantanamo bat

[timid hollow]

no brainfart is not an instrument

[real aspen]

human rights violation of highest order

[torpid glacier]

One of my friends told me they were trying to pirate something (they’re a Neanderthal with computers) and they downloaded red dead 2, it was only 500KB, and then put it straight into their C drive.

So anyways he’s hanging from a tree to this day because I killed him

[pliant chasm]

cousin almost walked in on the witcher intro cutscene

no yeneffer ass for me

[real aspen]

[torpid glacier]

About to beat dead space 2 again, here's videos i took from the most peam moments

Wow

I started uploading that 5 minutes ago

second video is first idk why discord hates me

[timid hollow]

okay i got dwarfs fortress running

now onto cave of qud

[torpid glacier]

Coq

[timid hollow]

trying to get them running on my phone with winlator

why?

idk i will never play them this way

its just fun to get it running

[torpid glacier]

That was me in highschool

But with a school pc

That had a ton of firewalls on it. I spent like a month trying to get dwarf fortress to run on it.

[timid hollow]

dwarf fortress actually runs in full speed, kinda crazy

even world gen was fast

[torpid glacier]

Imagine playing the OG on a shitty computer 9 years ago

You'd go to bed for the night and wake up and it's still running world gen

[upbeat verge]

@torpid glacier @tiny notch

[torpid glacier]

Please actually cook them, i beg you

don't just microwave it

and cook them in chicken broth, it's so much better

[upbeat verge]

brother at that point

id better make ramen from scratch

fuck off

[torpid glacier]

😖

Try it and thank me later

[raven geyser]

Sauce

[upbeat verge]

this is nice actually

theyre quite good

and spicy

[torpid glacier]

Just take spaghetti noodles, make a stir fry sauce and you can turn it into ramen.

[raven geyser]

Do it

[upbeat verge]

cba

[upbeat verge]

CBA

[torpid glacier]

Idk what that means

[upbeat verge]

https://tenor.com/view/red-red-emoji-angry-emoji-raised-fist-fist-gif-4695612956741787895

[raven geyser]

He's too lazy

[torpid glacier]

Renaissance photo

[upbeat verge]

it means cant be asked

[raven geyser]

They didn't have cameras in renaissance silly

[upbeat verge]

arent you hilarious

ooh spice actually getting to me

dmn

[proven tundra]

[raven geyser]

Vro is going to shit glass tmrw

[upbeat verge]

maybe

[marsh cargo]

[upbeat verge]

nose is runny now

we lost

[marsh cargo]

Spice rat

It must flow

[proven tundra]

[torpid glacier]

Oh really?

Explain this liberal

[upbeat verge]

oh god

thats fucking spicy

help

took a big chunk of the sauce

AYYYYYYY

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-king-mufasa-scar-betray-betrayed-gif-25708469

No. I don't think I will.

[upbeat verge]

damn

[upbeat verge]

I lived

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-lightsaber-dark-rouge-one-star-wars-gif-23794050

But

[torpid glacier]

well he dies so obviously you're lying

[upbeat verge]

my ass probably wont later

[torpid glacier]

"Did you die?"
"Sadly, yes... But I LIVED!"

[upbeat verge]

I have the ice age CD

got it for 50 cents

on a sale

[frail leaf]

@radiant nimbus (pepega90000) has been banned for reason: Osaka's alt , already pissing off half the server

[upbeat verge]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

joined 2023 btw

holy fucking sleeper agent

[frozen void]

very weird

but reading the logs , jesus , so many snarky annoying comments, calling Skom - Skum etc

fuck off

[upbeat verge]

skom is chill
josta is the one we hate

[timid hollow]

we?

speak for yourself

[supple lotus]

skumbag is totally fine

and true

[thick plover]

No shot

[supple lotus]

also, it's fascinating that the tards who never interacted with me at all hate me, the ones that are capable of a normal convo never get in trouble and the ones who do are accepting with the result of their own actions

[cunning reef]

[thick plover]

[cunning reef]

i keep forgetting we at the bottom of the pyramid now

[upbeat verge]

greetings fellow peasent

[cunning reef]

https://klipy.com/gifs/peasants-monty-python

could be us

[supple lotus]

"I didnt vote for you as King"

[cunning reef]

im still waiting for my birds to arrive, they must of been shipped on the molasses bus

[wet estuary]

i guess bro

[thick plover]

i dont think hes surviving

[supple lotus]

one less FN player

[celest plank]

[cunning reef]

he will become food shortly

[celest plank]

some people insult aldo never meeting him before 😔

[supple lotus]

yeah at least I had a reason to do that

[cunning reef]

need one of these in my life

[celest plank]

He was pretty cool
...Outside that one time when he tried to mute me for not getting a Divine Comedy reference...

[supple lotus]

i guess the weirdest one was the guy going through all my VODs and changing his pfp to my face from any of the shots he took

[celest plank]

what

[supple lotus]

yeah, i dunno - never spoke to that bloke

[pastel wave]

Resident evil but we replace Leon with Gary busey

[celest plank]

Hey, I only keep this one to myself

[pallid sapphire]

https://warthunder.com/en/news/9983-event-nuclear-thunder-en

[supple lotus]

[pallid sapphire]

Nukes

Cool

Theres already nukes

But now theres more

[cunning reef]

would any map in warthunder even be big enough to not be wiped out by a nuke

[pallid sapphire]

No

[cunning reef]

????

whats the point then

[pallid sapphire]

Read

[cunning reef]

thats hard tho

[pallid sapphire]

Ffs read

I will beat your ass up

[celest plank]

infantry vs nukes

cinema

[cunning reef]

uo

[pallid sapphire]

I will stuff Iedy up your ass

OwO

[cunning reef]

ill win

[pallid sapphire]

[celest plank]

ledy whore

[cunning reef]

okay i read it pretty cool

[pallid sapphire]

Ivan is scatrchy

This game mode is Nuclear option

Which is a cool game

Also theres nukes in WT since years

The only cool about this event is getting a B-52 and a TU-95

[thick plover]

war thunder and cool

nice april fools joke

[olive coral]

its cancer

just takes too long

while you get raped by patriot and hawk missiles

[frozen void]

[olive coral]

and you get free phantom or mig 23

but people with 13.0 can use their own planes

[pallid sapphire]

Which is me

[olive coral]

so you just get sniped by aim120s and shiet

[pallid sapphire]

Fuck you peasant

Grind air

Easy

Its not my fault 90% of players only play 2% of the game

[cunning reef]

the sounds of songbirds on a spring morning have been officially ruined by the first lawnmower of the year

ITS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN

[pallid sapphire]

Kill him

[cunning reef]

https://klipy.com/gifs/iridist-lawn-mower

[pallid sapphire]

[cunning reef]

i love wasting gas and peace and quiet to cut invasive turf grass for no reason other than to look like our old wealthy british rulers that colonized us

[supple lotus]

that mower not only mows your lawn

but makes sure local air traffic gets a cut too

[thick plover]

it also mows Gods lawn too

[cunning reef]

its designed to kill the songbirds that dont fuck off after hearing the mowers from people who think lawns are nature

[latent hazel]

blud thought its all sunshine and rainbows

put the propeller hat and giant colorful lollipop down bub

[frozen void]

Mig23 versus F16 C or whatever block gg man

Coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

[cunning reef]

NO YOU CANT TAKE IT FROM ME

[frozen void]

The u have the su with 12 missiles

[torpid glacier]

I remember a few years ago when I first joined and used reddit too much you exiled me to brainfart for like 30 minutes, I went to reddit and complained, then I came back and was like "Wow that was cringy, anyways."

It's normal to meet someone and having an immediate "Damn he's kind of a dick." and then realize that it's extremely easy to get a bad impression from one instance

I say that because a lot of my friends have said when they met me they thought I was an asshole

A lot of people want the validation from hating someone instead of just realizing you might've gotten off badly and that's it

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-twitter-meme-ishowspeed-twitter-gif-11849189132464068160

[pallid sapphire]

Exile this person

Tldr

[cunning reef]

its 80 degrees today damn, im gonna go and see if i can get some nice pictures before the boyf is home

[torpid glacier]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1455721174074916936/xal_typing.gif

[latent hazel]

@frozen void @olive coral @mystic dust @ebon ore
"A bounce or two does not ruin a friendship"

[latent hazel]

is what a iread on yt today

[latent hazel]

you are pointing and soyfacing irl rn

[torpid glacier]

No it's just good timing lmao

You know i don't hate you right

[chrome ginkgo]

https://fxtwitter.com/ClashofClans/status/2038910087893291081?s=20

Clash of Clans (@ClashofClans)

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Clash of Clans account....

[thick plover]

wtf

[cunning reef]

no one hates xal

except...

[latent hazel]

its true

[supple lotus]

Introspection and reflection is always worth it. Always good to see personal growth.

[latent hazel]

its secretly all love

the only people who actually hated me got banned in disgrace

[celest plank]

Atleast you are self aware I guess

[latent hazel]

much to think about

[thick plover]

have you been to brainfart between the hours of 6 PM to 12 AM

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-thinking-monkey-thinking-think-money-gif-9734025314392564509

[celest plank]

If xalrider has 0 haters, im dead

[latent hazel]

imma be 100 idk you

[celest plank]

101

[latent hazel]

i recognize the name but nothing about you comes to mind

[torpid glacier]

Everyone has had a moment where they jump the gun and think someone is an asshole, just to be like "Oof might've gotten a little ahead of myself." whether it gets you laughed at or not, it's pretty common at least once.

[celest plank]

Im a retard

[latent hazel]

no flame, genuinely

[thick plover]

so now you are fat and have dementia

[latent hazel]

lets be friends @celest plank

[celest plank]

I come and I go

[latent hazel]

[celest plank]

whats your favourite israeli dish

[latent hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-dog-silly-dog-propeller-hat-propeller-hat-dog-gif-4764495627579170054

[latent hazel]

halva

i ate some today

[olive coral]

mossad ties

direct line to tel aviv

[celest plank]

mine is sabich

[olive coral]

red phone specifically for you

[latent hazel]

the direct line from tel aviv to me is a urethra

[olive coral]

sitting in the third temple

[latent hazel]

thats the worst thing ive said all month

like

i had to say it cause its funny

[cunning reef]

this is a bar

[latent hazel]

but i also apologize

[latent hazel]

idk what that is

what is it

[pliant chasm]

it's going to the folder

[celest plank]

I just got the screenshot of the year

@oblique belfry

[latent hazel]

listen man

say what you want about me

but i love self-deprecating humor

i'll dunk on myself given the opportunity

[torpid glacier]

Obviously it's scarlet johannson

[latent hazel]

@celest plank what is a sabich

[pliant chasm]

is she actually

[celest plank]

Id eat her if she was cold

[latent hazel]

ive never heard

[pliant chasm]

israel claiming all the big titty women

fuck ts

[latent hazel]

what is inside of it

[celest plank]

eggs

[torpid glacier]

Wdym, you're gei

[celest plank]

most importantly

[torpid glacier]

You can't like titties

[celest plank]

and the rest is veggies and stuff

[pliant chasm]

projecting

[torpid glacier]

It takes one to know one

I never denied that I love dick

[celest plank]

Even gei people like tits

[pliant chasm]

shiiii

[celest plank]

Come on

[pliant chasm]

is the green stuff avocado ?

[celest plank]

Yea

[pliant chasm]

damn

i fucking hate avocado

it tastes like puke

ate it twice and never liked it

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/open-season-elliot-coffee-drink-animated-gif-17764921

[timber oxide]

Did someone say "tits"?

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/scram-bozo-go-leave-go-away-gif-15551314050816073305

[timber oxide]

[cunning reef]

[pliant chasm]

man fuck this i still get confused

[torpid glacier]

One is more popular than the other

[pliant chasm]

big homo propaganda

damn i thought it said 330

i concede

[torpid glacier]

"Big homo is selling more dick to get rid of titties"

[sand canopy]

found on Moscow streets

[torpid glacier]

Hmmm

https://youtu.be/B8-TlvEtHns The title means black jetta (like a car), before anyone says I'm pushing it.

[pliant chasm]

this is my chance

MOOOODS

[full salmon]

Moscow?

[sand canopy]

Yes, why

[upbeat verge]

mid

on wheels.

[frozen void]

war btw

[supple lotus]

reeeeeeeee

[frozen void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/michael-palin-vR4iUktr8s6yI

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Because the other is also a common insult

[oblique belfry]

saved

[torpid glacier]

It's a good song, that means I get a pass.

[oblique belfry]

oh jesus christ new episode spoilers are everywhere

[oblique belfry]

i need to watch the new ep asap

[teal spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYYY3YARQRU

https://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-14g6PIAY8f6FeU

[supple lotus]

reminds of that Karen on vacation in Spain, trying to blame Loreal for being racist. it was... a black eyeliner

[frozen void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OnceInHollywood-leonardo-dicaprio-leo-kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX

[oblique belfry]

this fucking guy 🥀

just move on bruh

then again wait a minute

6.2 mil views

nvm keep milking that corpse twin

[torpid glacier]

I remember my friend visited while I lived in Paris (doesn't know anything other than english), and they got there like 20 minutes late so I was like Tu es un peu en retard? Cause that directly translates to "Running a bit late?" and the word for late in french is literally retard.

[pallid raft]

genuinely like confused how he gets views when hes like hated by almost everyone i know

its wild

[oblique belfry]

i legit dont know

[torpid glacier]

Children

[oblique belfry]

he had a whole ass year of hate

even the group is the same

WHICH i remember some of em say they hated dream

[torpid glacier]

Children don't care about controversy usually

[pallid raft]

true, tommys still fecked off tho and i doubt he could do another smp successfully

[oblique belfry]

there is more wtf hold on i gotta to a background search

[pallid raft]

viewbotting

[oblique belfry]

What the fuck

he is actually alive

mans got balls for being the most hated person 2 years ago and continuing what he usually does

[sand canopy]

Not for rich people ofc

[torpid glacier]

Idk why that thumbnail immediately makes me think of this

[oblique belfry]

bitch plz

everyone is copying everyone

[supple lotus]

thats not the point

[torpid glacier]

I already don't like baldur's gate 3 so I'll refrain from calling him stupid because it'll be biased

[supple lotus]

its an unfocused mess of mechanics - and thats just true

typical bait headline

[torpid glacier]

What's funny is everyone seemingly forgets this is by the people who made black desert. You know. Black desert online. So how tf did they somehow think this wouldn't be the same.

[oblique belfry]

well yeah but isnt that the point of the game since its an open world rpg

[supple lotus]

eh, nah

[frozen void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chen-arknights-endfield-gegDW2KhGctBriy09t

[cunning bronze]

Hot

[pallid raft]

i kinda agree with it in ways, the like sky island areas remind me of totk

[frozen void]

every chinese game i see - goon

[upbeat verge]

crimson elder crolls of redguard daggerfall of oblivion edition sekiro elden ring dies but the dark soul lives - thats what crimson desert is

[frozen void]

and it sells like hot cakes

[torpid glacier]

Miyazaki at fromsoft copies berserk in every game. I could make a powerpoint of the shit elden ring alone takes from berserk.

[uneven sapphire]

[frozen void]

it's dragon dogma

[cunning bronze]

Not really crimson desert is a sandbox with a gajillion mechanics, I personally like it though

[frozen void]

but with more content

and less ughh.....creativity i gues

in the story department

[oblique belfry]

but nobody bats an eye cuz "berserk doesnt have a game"

[supple lotus]

cant blame chronically single males

[upbeat verge]

you mean , mid?

[oblique belfry]

its so dumb

[cunning bronze]

🤓

[torpid glacier]

Yes it does, but it's on the ps2 (good) and ps4 (dynasty warriors clone) so.

[upbeat verge]

its ok to hate on a game iedy

[torpid glacier]

Still valid point

[frozen void]

yeah pretty much, combat looks fun imo and it more fluid than Dragon Dogma , but story and voice acting is a bit on the mid to low end

[oblique belfry]

[frozen void]

defo was not a focus

[oblique belfry]

didnt know that

[frozen void]

not a bad game but i cant see myself spend 70 bucks on it ngl

[torpid glacier]

You can actually emulate the ps2 game very easily. I recommend it, it's great.

[marsh cargo]

[upbeat verge]

literally just play god of war 2018 or elden ring

better alternatives

[oblique belfry]

i see crimson desert as "gameplay fun story mid" type game

cuz wherever i look people say that

gameplay wise they are sinking 150-200 hours cuz its fun and much to do

but whenever someone talks about story its "there is a story ?" or "its forgettable"

[marsh cargo]

Story non existent

[lunar linden]

Yo the store doesnt have any grape soda want something else?

[frozen void]

like there are so many boring side quests and fetch quests u kinda get tired of it

but u need to do most of them cause u rly need the XP to scale well

[oblique belfry]

borderlands 3 situation

[cunning bronze]

Tears of the kingdom is the same shit. The story is 💩 yet the gameplay and world is amazing and the game got masterfully praised

[torpid glacier]

@oblique belfry Malenia's helmet is LITERALLY ripped straight from Farnese from berserk and nobody cares because they're still two separate things.

[upbeat verge]

[frozen void]

yeah bl 3 sucked ass , sad cause the gunplay was improved in any aspect

[cunning bronze]

Malenia helmet is a Valkyrie helmet my boy

[oblique belfry]

gameplay so good i cannot go back to bl2 after playing bl3

dunno how good bl4 is tho

[torpid glacier]

I thought tears had a better story than botw

[cunning bronze]

Not everything is berserk, although some stuff is

[pallid raft]

id love to have played borderlands 2 with 3 style combat and stuff, 3 story sucked but the areas were pretty at least

[oblique belfry]

cant play

still waiting for it to load btw

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/akakichi-no-eleven-bro-bad-news-i've-got-bad-news-for-you-hand-on-shoulder-gif-4737126791591033318

[oblique belfry]

fuck happened

[upbeat verge]

[cunning bronze]

Lmao

[upbeat verge]

hahahhaahaha

[oblique belfry]

oh you bastard

[frozen void]

i mean Elden Ring as well as DS was heavily inspired by Berserk , the whole Japanese fantasy games inspired by Miura's Berserk , in many games like Dragon Dogma , Elder Ring etc etc u can even find Dragon Slayer sword and the moves are similar to Guts

[upbeat verge]

[torpid glacier]

It is a valkyrie helmet, but this is michael zaki. He did NOT think of Valkyrie's, he thought of Farnese from berserk.

[frozen void]

slow and powerful

[supple lotus]

56kb modem

[cunning bronze]

Or maybe he did... Elden Ring is very nordic

[torpid glacier]

Trust me, I know

[frozen void]

i think its cool tho

[torpid glacier]

If any other director did that, it'd be inspired by other stuff. Miyazaki is inspired by berserk.

That's just how it be

[real aspen]

naw it definitely berserk

[torpid glacier]

Basically everything in soulsborne is berserk

[real aspen]

micolash zaaki loves berserk

[torpid glacier]

Because miyazaki is a massive fanboy

[torpid glacier]

I have not heard that one before and I will be stealing it

[cunning bronze]

Fair enough. I still won't believe it

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/elden-ring-goty-5

[pliant chasm]

gwent cards

[cunning bronze]

Since there are other stuff in the game

[torpid glacier]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8YiTIURqcE&pp=ygUoZXZlcnl0aGluZyBlbGRlbiByaW5nIHRha2VzIGZyb20gYmVyc2Vya9IHCQnZCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

[oblique belfry]

i have still yet to play any soulslike games

[torpid glacier]

You sure you won't believe it?

[raven swan]

get me some frozen chicken nuggs

[cunning bronze]

I know about Miyazaki's obsession with Berserk

[real aspen]

play eldering

[pliant chasm]

thanks friend who never stops talking about witcher

[real aspen]

even your shitbox can run it

[oblique belfry]

later

[cunning bronze]

You don't need to throw me a video about it

[oblique belfry]

can it ?

[real aspen]

probably

[pallid raft]

did you get a spoil or something

[raven swan]

even my shitbox can run it

[oblique belfry]

mmmm

[raven swan]

(i dont' know what you're talking about)

[lunar linden]

Cant find that either you want some creatine? Just came in apperantly

[oblique belfry]

elden ring

[pliant chasm]

i basically know almost all the big story beats

[cunning bronze]

I just said not everything in ER is berserk

[torpid glacier]

Fun fact, the thing that causes the most FPS drops is actually the erdtree. There's also a mod to disable it. Do with that information what you will.

[raven swan]

oh i can run it for sure

won't be pretty though

[pallid raft]

even the dlc stuf

[torpid glacier]

Not everything but most things.

[proven tundra]

I don't like souls games and I liked Elden Ring
Go for it doge

[oblique belfry]

[cunning bronze]

Yes. You can

[pliant chasm]

shiii aight get me a monster

[real aspen]

it's very optimized.
1060 6gb, running stable at medium-high settings

[oblique belfry]

the funny thing is i have NEVER played souls games

no dark souls

no bloodborne

no sekiro

etc

[torpid glacier]

The DLC butchered performance in most cases

[lunar linden]

What flavour

[cunning bronze]

very optimized
Well, kind of yesnt

[pliant chasm]

||i just know that this guy is the villain for hearth and stone ||

[pliant chasm]

default

[upbeat verge]

for?

[real aspen]

stable in dlc as well so idk about that

[oblique belfry]

ER

[pliant chasm]

you'll like them

[lunar linden]

K

[marsh cargo]

What not having a super cramped level design does to a franchise

[upbeat verge]

elden ring has shit optimisation

I'm sorry to say

[supple lotus]

true

[pliant chasm]

no it doesn't

[pallid raft]

youll still love that dlc even knowing it, its so peam

[upbeat verge]

it does.

[cunning bronze]

When the game came out it was a disaster

[pliant chasm]

it had some stutters on launch

[raven swan]

yo why they make bingus

[torpid glacier]

Fair. I've played all of them and fromsoft is my favourite developer, but they're not for everyone and anytime someone says "Just try it." if you end up hating it that's normal.

[upbeat verge]

it literally does.

[pliant chasm]

otherwise it runs fine

[oblique belfry]

[supple lotus]

its caped at 60

[lunar linden]

Working out with 3 hours of sleep was so miserable man

[upbeat verge]

it doesn't consideringhow it looks

[cunning bronze]

This chat is moving too fast

[upbeat verge]

even if u uncap it

[cunning bronze]

Do something skom

Smh

[proven tundra]

I played it on my daughter's Xbox
It worked fine

[upbeat verge]

fps is ass

[torpid glacier]

Nah, there's a big issue with some areas tanking performance.

[raven swan]

methamphetamines to keep up

[torpid glacier]

and my pc is better than yours

[oblique belfry]

love how the chat was split in half

[upbeat verge]

the game ISN"T optimised well for how it looks

[pliant chasm]

capped at 60 doesn't mean not optimised

[upbeat verge]

I'm sorry

[oblique belfry]

1 half says its optimized other says its not