╟❓general-offtopic

[thick plover]

hat obtained

worth it

[arctic flicker]

Man I don't wanna play the new arc modifier anymore, this shit ass lol

[copper vapor]

Nevermind the hotwheels, why sisyphus

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sisyphus-prime-ultrakil

[copper vapor]

I wonder if there's any statistical study on the average number of wishlists actually being converted to day 1 purchases of a game

[rocky turtle]

finally got to monoliths
heartseeker marksman is very fun build

[arctic flicker]

I think a good chunk is just wishlisting just so they don't forget they were interested in the game

[copper vapor]

yeah that's how I do it

and hopefully get emails from steam about sales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GiXytAsL4A

I remember someone here talking about Lancer some time ago

[proven tundra]

its time

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet

F.U.

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69-J2m_GyhI

[thick plover]

hiding from the rain and shit

[copper vapor]

I hated this game because it didn't have cops, but loved everything else about it

[copper vapor]

@tiny notch here he is, get him

[proven tundra]

fucked it up

[arctic flicker]

@copper vapor Apparently scrappy can find queen and matriarch reactors

[copper vapor]

lmao

it soloes them

gotta play and get some of them before it gets nerfed

[arctic flicker]

someone said the extra loot table is taken from the gun bench so all the resources that can craft em are in there

[tiny notch]

yagirl has dietary issues

turns out being poor and not able to afford or have fruits and veg often causes issues

[tiny notch]

IMA GET YA

[copper vapor]

they should just leave it as is and make Scrappy a queen/matriarch killer canon

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-grab-sazanka-hand-kunoichi-tsubaki-no-mune-no-uchi-in-the-heart-of-kunoichi-tsubaki-gif-25767790

[left mantle]

It will happen, have faith my brother

[thick plover]

was a decent run too

[thick plover]

sir why do you have 41 cards

[proven tundra]

funny synergy with top/spoon/adrenalines/kite

[thick plover]

[proven tundra]

I took every zero cost card I could find

and every power once I got jar

[thick plover]

he be jarring it right now

[proven tundra]

[arctic flicker]

Hmm, nice curved chainsword

[proven tundra]

poison scaling with catalyst/spoon

strength scaling with shivs/shuriken

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet i love that mersault voice didnt changed at all

[sour rivet]

Not the only one

[rocky turtle]

👀

[left mantle]

@frank hearth @oblique belfry https://x.com/playoverwatch/status/2039009850277912908?s=46 also seen this yet?

Overwatch (@PlayOverwatch)

Respectfully… y’all aren’t ready for this one 😮‍💨🔥

Join us Apr 8 at 9am PT for the premiere of our latest Hero Trailer as we kick off the next chapter in the Reign of Talon 💪

X · Mar 31, 2026, 4:00 PM

[sour rivet]

D.va 2

[arctic flicker]

this mofo looks familiar

[tiny notch]

we got skyboxes

[green granite]

me when game engine

[tiny notch]

making my own

[upbeat verge]

ah yes
game 1

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/JKBowden_/status/2038979792020636149?s=20

JKBowden (5K! 🎉) (@JKBowden_)

I JUST MADE SOME BUULLSSHIIITTT

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@oblique belfry

[copper vapor]

ooh

Gran Turismo 7 has the 24 hour le mans race

compressed into 24 minutes

[snow tree]

First one ye?

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry WAKE UP

NEW SINISTER MIND SONG

ITS 13

[copper vapor]

Zenyatta got tired of everyone's bullshit and decided it's time to experience high noon instead of tranquility

[copper vapor]

oh no, space furries

[arctic flicker]

average space wolves

[copper vapor]

damn

I recognized the le mans circuit from a 2 second clip in the GT7 trailer

[thick plover]

yep

[copper vapor]

I need to stop watching gran turismo shit or I'll end up buying a racing sim set to play it

[snow tree]

Nice

I need to finish it, got to like halfway I think

Great game

[arctic flicker]

@copper vapor

[copper vapor]

interesting

[oblique belfry]

seen it

dunno who they will show

[left mantle]

You can see them doge.

[oblique belfry]

bri'ish

[oblique belfry]

o

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1hXAw__bgc

ROTTEN BOY

[left mantle]

Literally far right doge

[upbeat verge]

oh

[oblique belfry]

oh

i just noticed her

[upbeat verge]

its a rockstar/steam issue

[oblique belfry]

ye lmao

[upbeat verge]

it's not me

[oblique belfry]

street fighter

[upbeat verge]

phew

[oblique belfry]

looking ahh

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

lemme guess

she a healer too

[left mantle]

recon dps

seems likely

[oblique belfry]

to be honest another recon character like hanzo / widow could go great

because iirc they are the only ones

[upbeat verge]

holy shit

the entire rdr2 discussions page and the reddits are up in flames

wtf did rockstar do

everyone getting achievements

[copper vapor]

damn

[frank hearth]

what in the street fighter design tho

[upbeat verge]

I thought it was just me

but no

its all of rockstar

allegedly gta5 might be affected too

thats a big fuck up

[sour rivet]

whats goin on?

[copper vapor]

bug making people get achievements in the games

[upbeat verge]

rockstar made oopsie

[snow tree]

Fruit mix

[arctic flicker]

only problem is finding a reliable supply of prickly pears

[proven tundra]

is this good or bad chat

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-uma-musume-dropkick-gif-1310520311152972568

[snow tree]

I found that baskets duirng Lush are always giving pears

[rocky turtle]

what is this?

[proven tundra]

https://umapoi.moe/quiz

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

[thick plover]

I clocked in 5 hours of fun

[snow tree]

At first I was like, I don't get why people like this, then I started playing

I didn't know where time went

[copper vapor]

holy shit a storm just suddenly formed up here

[green granite]

I swear sometimes its weird how if you are working you be like "damn I hate this shit"

But when you dont you be like "damn i need shit to do"

[copper vapor]

the bigger problem is the fact that you can only craft fruit mix while topside with the perk

or did they fix that? I remember being unable to craft this shit at the hideout

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

yea it's legit a good game

I watched wife play both of them and they're great

[upbeat verge]

they musta forgot

EL TRUCO

[zealous depot]

Rat slays the spire as well

Wen offtopic spire

[proven tundra]

I'm only gonna play 2 when it hits 1.0

So like 2 years? From now lol

[zealous depot]

Need more offtopc smp

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

Just watched that

[thick plover]

holy shit its out

@slim blaze its out

[proven tundra]

What about the
Short Light?

[marsh cargo]

actual 12 years of development

[copper vapor]

is it consistently peak or did it massively disappoint its playerbase like 7dtd in a similar time frame

[marsh cargo]

no idea i only played the first chaper when it came out

[copper vapor]

also who has the

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1089537915606007839/1210161674150088724/hitler_we_have_a_problem.gif

but it's "this vein right here, go ahead cut it"

was it @sour rivet ?

[forest acorn]

@proven tundra

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pat-cut-this-vein-gif-15495131099012497825

[forest acorn]

we're doing this to u

[copper vapor]

thankie

[marsh cargo]

[thick plover]

Its okay

I played everything besides the newest episode

its just alright considering its a story based survival game

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

or well a survival game with a story

[pliant chasm]

always heard that the long dark was good

[thick plover]

second chapter is my favorite

THE GREAT BEAR

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/test-homer-simpson

[left mantle]

Man going to light armor after several hours in heavy armor is wild

I suddenly feel so fast lmao

[pallid sapphire]

🤝 🪱

🪠 🦖

🐿️ 🐳

Whoever deciphers that il buy Crimson Desert for.

[pliant chasm]

skrillex

[left mantle]

Who up with their worm

[snow tree]

Shake worm
Plunger t-rex
Squireel whale

[copper vapor]

handshake worm
plunger T-rex
chipmunk whale

[runic condor]

what's popping my worm
tryna plunge some dino nuggies?
i'm munchin like a squirrel on this whalussy

[pliant chasm]

qsdiljilsqd
jqiopsjdk
pao,dknq

[left mantle]

The 3 kinds of jobs

[pallid sapphire]

is that an answer or a question

[copper vapor]

yes

shaking my worm
plunging my t-rex
squirreling my whale

[pallid sapphire]

ah fuck you

[copper vapor]

euphemisms for masturbation, laff?

[pallid sapphire]

You really got it

[runic condor]

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

Do i have you on Steam ?

[pliant chasm]

1 copy of crimson desert

thanks

[copper vapor]

don't think so

[pallid sapphire]

gimme your friend code

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

sent

if you got the game copy to "directly" gift to someone via steam, it may not work because bananaland isn't compatible with game keys gotten in certain countries

[pliant chasm]

i'll keep it safe for you

[pallid sapphire]

this should work

[marsh cargo]

[pallid sapphire]

-70 cause i was silly

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-peak-it's-mid-orange-cat-gif-17883059146133370492

[runic condor]

damn

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[runic condor]

nice one

[pallid sapphire]

As wrote im a man of my words

[marsh cargo]

weed cat posted
5 seconds later
pyr spawns

[left mantle]

Man I remember why I use light armor most often unless i'm expecting crazy combat. This is the movespeed I long for

[timber oxide]

I have a weed radar

[marsh cargo]

yeah its insane

[proven tundra]

Weedar

[marsh cargo]

you are lucky i also like the weed cat

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-long-cat-meowscarada-floragato-tontaro-gif-12759242961815163315

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/4Gj6V59abDA?si=Z-WmKsIK6x9h2RJ-

[brittle karma]

schleep

[slim blaze]

took em like 3 years to shit it out

[slim blaze]

It's 7dtd tier

[runic condor]

toc to entry team. you're not ready

[pliant chasm]

toc to entry team
you're a disgrace

[copper vapor]

[slim blaze]

dev has been that bad

they do jack shit for months

It was good pace before "release"

[copper vapor]

teasing the new map already

[marsh cargo]

before the update
i used to run hyperion on light for speed
but sniper spam has made this too hard to do

[arctic flicker]

seems to be quite vertical

[forest acorn]

i hope they base it off that one croatian hotel

pelegrin

or haludovo

both are like dead on for arc's art style

[left mantle]

Yeah I'd rather not take the risk if I mess up a shot on the zenith fucks and get fuckin one tapped

[forest acorn]

not really?

[marsh cargo]

been double tapped for poking a door
its just soo ass

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/8l1zY5ndOXI?si=AeoDEnkG9MF9KoWq

[forest acorn]

i mean yeah it took literally forever for a single chapter but they didnt go 7dtd style where they reworked the entire game to play objectively worse because it was their vision

[slim blaze]

yeah it is

Took a decade to put out 4 episodes

[forest acorn]

yume nikki

[forest acorn]

thats not 7dtd tier

[slim blaze]

at that point htey could make more games

[thick plover]

Bug happens
enemy asks for rematch
i say sure
rematch happens
game crashes

[forest acorn]

thats steel ball run tier

[thick plover]

[forest acorn]

[slim blaze]

Years of literally nothing happening

[forest acorn]

7dtd has worse than that!!!

[thick plover]

but somehow 7dtd managed to make the game worse while doing it

absolute cinema

[forest acorn]

they have stuff happening but it's 90% of the time a negative to the game as a whole

hey guys lets add a temperature system and yetis and random bullshit for our next update

they wanna make an RPG but theres no roles to play in 7dtd

[slim blaze]

very true

7dtd updates make the game worse

[copper vapor]

I'm scared to play 7dtd again

[forest acorn]

its a survival open world game, its not meant to have a perk system that needs you to search for dozens of the same magazine

[copper vapor]

but I might reinstall it just to witness the shitshow

[slim blaze]

they turned a nice open world survival game into some mmorpg bullshit with completely nonsensical artificial systems

[forest acorn]

long dark plays the same as it always has

and every update, despite taking literally forever, has always added more to it

[slim blaze]

My save in 7dtd got corrupted cause i saved next to the store

30 hours just gone

[forest acorn]

even the annoying aurora feature in wintermute iirc is completely avoidable

and it adds to the lore of the world ur in

[slim blaze]

nevermind that bottle fiasco

[forest acorn]

hiiii maru :3

[slim blaze]

bottles you need for water just dissapear into thin air

[thick plover]

also also

I swear at least 3/4th of the traders just suck

[uneven sapphire]

[copper vapor]

back when I played there were no bottles

[forest acorn]

they removed it because you could scoop up dirty water and clean it

but

[copper vapor]

you drank the water and the bottle vanished

but I read some patch notes a few months ago and they added it back

with like

a 30% chance of the bottle disappearing when you consume the water

which makes... no sense at all

[forest acorn]

they replaed it with having to read like 15 magazines and building a water catcher

[slim blaze]

you still can do that. Just bottle dissapears as you consume the bottle WITH the water

[forest acorn]

and its just so fucking boring to do anything

[copper vapor]

yea that was so cancer
back when I played you leveled up and just put points into skills
and the magazines gave unique perks

[slim blaze]

and it magically bottles the water, yeah

[forest acorn]

the only fun part is horde night but even that is a chore because they have random exploding zombies that just flatten ur base if you dont build a rimworld tier death box with jail bars everywhere

[copper vapor]

I played a bunch got as far as the winter biome then the game got boring

zombies with way too much hp

took forever to kill

[slim blaze]

yeah i hated that mechanic

[forest acorn]

also those radiated zombies

are such dogshit

why are they a thing

[slim blaze]

horde night is fun until it becomes idiotic with the amount of zombies

you have to build stupid ass death boxes

[forest acorn]

they have more HP and im pretty sure they heal passively if you dont have a mod for ur gun that negates it

[copper vapor]

fuck it I'm reinstalling

let's see how shitty the game is now

[forest acorn]

so its just a dps check on half the zombies past week 3 or whenever

[copper vapor]

that is correct

they have health regen and you need a specific weapon mod to disable it when you attack them

or at least they did back whne I played

[proven tundra]

They added levels above the irradiated ones

Orange and blue zombies

[left mantle]

That's that good shit

[proven tundra]

Now I want to play 7dtd again lol

Thanks jerks

[marsh cargo]

gems

[left mantle]

high quality gems

[drowsy zenith]

Sony forced my hand guys. I unfortunately had to buy a PS5 earlier then I would've liked

[proven tundra]

you could just

not

but it is your money

[drowsy zenith]

Well the plan was always to get one but never really had the time or money to really go get one. But with the price going up its either now or never 🤷‍♂️

[proven tundra]

[arctic flicker]

don't give money to sony, they like to lose it

[proven tundra]

both of my daughters are planning to buy a switch 2 soon

gotta be supportive

[real aspen]

Why not get one switch 4 and cut it in half

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

[copper vapor]

tiberium zombies

[tiny notch]

class mate chud buys music on itunes
and he buys hasbin hotel and fnaf songs

[proven tundra]

what the hell is this shit

epic online services my ass

doesn't work with steam set to offline mode either

Guess I'm not playing 7dtd

[proven tundra]

3 wuid

[tiny notch]

3 dollary doos
this person cant spell

[proven tundra]

[pliant chasm]

i fucking love this champion

[celest plank]

Guys

@upbeat verge in specific

Do you guys know any vanilla+ skyrim modpacks with little to no performance loss?

[left mantle]

Here's all the above 500 qual I found in that 1 cave

[celest plank]

something to make a second playthrough a bit spicier than usually

[left mantle]

No reason to keep any below 500 qual, so that's the free sellables

[pliant chasm]

5000 mods porn pack

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

@arctic flicker anything good here?

[arctic flicker]

left one, the grenade launcher is good

[forest acorn]

yeah

rightmost one is good too but at ur stage of the game not really

[thick plover]

yo what the fuck happened

[mystic dust]

hello brainfarters

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

anyways

Look at this

Love me my stickfightslop

[mystic dust]

so true

[thick plover]

if you look at 0:10 you see the last braincell in my head turning off and the last braincell in my opponents getting fried by my stupidity

its kind of awesome

[pure compass]

YOMI hustle?

is this your footage tho

wait is this modded?

[mystic dust]

who the fuck doesnt use modded chars in yomih

they are cool as fuck

[thick plover]

yessss

my footage

[upbeat verge]

theres a modpack called vanilla something on wabbajacl and nexus

[thick plover]

yes its modded

I have like 80 trillion mods

he didnt have any of the modded characters I play so I just picked ninja

[left mantle]

Thank fuck caves have maps

[mystic dust]

this looks familiar but i dont remember what it is

[marsh cargo]

drg

[left mantle]

[mystic dust]

played that game for maybe 4 hours

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

wtf is going on here

[oak magnet]

ivan

some fucker tried to log into my amazon account in ireland

fucking data breach on a car buying company caused this

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

OH FUCK WAIT

APRIL FOOLS PATCH

WHERE IS MY WALLET

[sour rivet]

mother fucker

[oblique belfry]

I NEED THAT TK SKIN

[sour rivet]

IEDY. I KNOW IT WAS YOU

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[upbeat verge]

and rockstar broke achievements in rdr2
more at 11

[left mantle]

an odd april fool's joke

[oblique belfry]

[oak magnet]

bruh

[upbeat verge]

no joke

on skibidi

[oak magnet]

ivan

[upbeat verge]

Yes laika

im listenin

[oak magnet]

ive been working for 9 days in a row

i should be dead

[upbeat verge]

9 whole days

[oak magnet]

should i die on friday for the shits and giggles

[upbeat verge]

crazy

[upbeat verge]

for the lols

[oak magnet]

2 more until my day off and then 4 days at restaraunt

[upbeat verge]

do it

[oak magnet]

🫡🫡

[upbeat verge]

youll be missed king

[noble basin]

Why did brainfart and offtop switched places?

[oak magnet]

ill come back and tell u how it feels

[upbeat verge]

1st of april

[oak magnet]

lmao no

[oblique belfry]

ornn nerf

[upbeat verge]

well I will

[oak magnet]

why

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

you chill

[oak magnet]

thats fair enough

[noble basin]

Oh, thank

[oak magnet]

im just tired nowadays tbh

and less online

[upbeat verge]

gn

[oak magnet]

and less video gaming tbh

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth @left mantle the GOOD stuff

[oak magnet]

im gonna go sleep soon too

gotta wake at 5 tommorow, only tommorow tho

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[oak magnet]

POROS????

[oblique belfry]

aram

WHAT

thank fucking god that stupid anvil stat not working was so stupid

[cunning bronze]

What the fuck

I was like what the hell happened with the channel

[copper vapor]

if they really wanted to prank us they should rename the channels

[oblique belfry]

[noble basin]

Rename offtopic to [Redacted]

[left mantle]

Wait that first point.

Crit should work with senna passive scaling now

[oblique belfry]

ye

same with kai'sa stat gains

[left mantle]

So she'll finally get lifesteal early as intended

[oblique belfry]

that shit was so stupid

[sour rivet]

@rocky turtle look at the limbus wiki

[frank hearth]

the tech is real

[oblique belfry]

was about to say

im pretty sure they did some kind of anti tech system

otherwise its very exploitable

[copper vapor]

to arc my raiders or to crimson my desert

that is the question

[oblique belfry]

unwinnable situation ? just get a penalty for 1 game so we dont lose lp

[left mantle]

I am currently 3km above hurston flying through a storm @marsh cargo

[strange trellis]

What

[oblique belfry]

more exploitable with 5 man

[rocky turtle]

which one?

[sour rivet]

the main one

dur

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

oof.

Star Fox wasn't enough to save it?

[sour rivet]

i saw a review saying rosalina barely had ANYTHING

[copper vapor]

she looks kinda weird in that

[sour rivet]

no star fox
no pikmin
no nothin

[copper vapor]

no more super smash bros movie

[cunning bronze]

https://x.com/rSn0wblind/status/2038768799462346883/photo/1 damn, hot

ぢゅ(-`ω´-و(و👻☕🦂ふぇり(菲莉)/ホタルイカ🦑...

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X · Mar 31, 2026, 12:02 AM

[thin bobcat]

impressive

[verbal lodge]

any prospectors in chat? https://x.com/DYNAM1LK/status/2038733238425018760?s=20

DYNAM1LK (@DYNAM1LK)

Prospector Cirno Mineral of The Day:
Pyrite

X · Mar 30, 2026, 9:40 PM

[copper vapor]

what this from

[arctic flicker]

hey offtopic has been moved?

[copper vapor]

yes

[copper vapor]

I found a Ferro IV and a full stack of heavy ammo inside a raider cache dam battlegrounds with no modifier

[arctic flicker]

actual raider cache

unless someone already came by and placed one in

[copper vapor]

that'd be mighty generous of them

but I think not, it was a fresh game and I reached the cache in 10 seconds unless someone spawned even closer and did that

and vanished

in 10 seconds

[cunning bronze]

Uh... Crimson Desert?

[copper vapor]

huh. so kliff isn't the only playable character

[cunning bronze]

nope

you didnt watch any trailers?

[copper vapor]

nope

[cunning bronze]

ahh understandable

yeah we know this since, idk a long time ago

apparently they are planning a coop update too

so maybe your friend can control another character

[copper vapor]

"long time ago" info could be incorrect, since the game was initially gonna be a MMO lol

so I didn't pay much attention

[cunning bronze]

true, but that would have been a custom character

the playable ones we know for months now

i wished they had let us make our own character but its ok

[haughty yarrow]

if you ever go to DC look out for sewer cannibals

[copper vapor]

what this

division 2?

[haughty yarrow]

yesh

i got it on my pc and was delighted to learn there is no cross save

[copper vapor]

yea

[haughty yarrow]

so I must start my third playthough

i got a slammin deal tho

[mystic dust]

i thought its coming soon

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry arc raiders has new soundtracks it seems

a different tune played when I extracted just now

[oblique belfry]

[haughty yarrow]

well what am i gonna do, wait? I got it to play with a friend who never played

[oblique belfry]

gonna wait for yt upload then

[mystic dust]

[haughty yarrow]

also no it's not and devs have stated that they don't plan on doing it either

[green granite]

@forest acorn is it hot as fuck up there for you last 3 weeks

[mystic dust]

i coulda sworn they said they were doing it in the last big announcement they did

[forest acorn]

yeah

it sucks

[cunning bronze]

Cross play is, not cross save

[haughty yarrow]

beat me to it..

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uh7GAoUXok

[mystic dust]

ahh

[sour rivet]

fr?

https://fixvx.com/doodsandmayhem/status/2039090333993009177?s=20 @oblique belfry

doodlesandmayhem (@doodsandmayhem)

Listened to the new song and whipped this up.

#Sinisterminds #briangriffinplush #theycalledmesonic

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 9:19 PM

[oblique belfry]

oh right

forgot

eh will listen later

[zealous depot]

They moved offtopic?

Since wen

[oblique belfry]

wait

we are on social tab now

what the fuck

anarchy

[zealous depot]

Yeah, brainfart is now right below newbie chat

Fitting tho

[oblique belfry]

bet it was iedy

since he is brainfart resident at this point

[proven tundra]

OOOHHH that's why I wasn't getting notifications

I have social channels muted lol

[runic condor]

What the
Where the

Why move general down and brainfart up top

[zealous depot]

This is a slander to offtopic by moving us into the social tab

[oblique belfry]

@frozen void we demand explanition

[left mantle]

That post is a critical part of internet lore

[left mantle]

Opens calendar

[timid hollow]

WHAT IS THIS

[zealous depot]

Find out its actually Falco that did it

[copper vapor]

damn

now it's a random voice answering the elevator call

and I just heard the most forced Indian tech support accent in my life

[oblique belfry]

could be him as well

he is also hanging out in brainfart more

[runic condor]

Your elevator has virus

[zealous depot]

Maybe they did it so they can watch newbie chat and brain fart easily

[copper vapor]

https://fxtwitter.com/bioshock4dbd/status/2039040852677328901?s=46&t=fdSK_saEVwFddor8u2mmCg

Dead by Daylight (Shocking) News 🌊 (@BioShock4DBD)

Dead by Daylight's 10th Anniversary Chapter revealed to be in collaboration with the BioShock franchise.
︀︀
︀︀PTB coming June 2026.

**💬 129 🔁 301 ❤️ 4.7K 👁️ 255.9K **

FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 6:03 PM

@sour rivet @blazing maple

[zealous depot]

Big daddy killer

[runic condor]

Huh

So they were right

[sour rivet]

nice try fuck boy

[zealous depot]

Why June

[sour rivet]

because thats when the game released

and this isnt real

[quiet abyss]

why is offtopic down here wtf?

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

[zealous depot]

You did it

[quiet abyss]

this is fucking bullshit

[zealous depot]

All your fault

[copper vapor]

[runic condor]

Last one to ask is the one at fault

[quiet abyss]

fuck you taco, you smell like rancid beans

[runic condor]

So atrox pack it up

[quiet abyss]

imma pack you up buster

[left mantle]

Please hurston, give me some janalite

[cunning bronze]

yep

[sour rivet]

oh boy

[cunning bronze]

what im not sure is that it means three player coop, and you can choose which character, or you visit their world

they ddidn specify

they just said coop

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtlxrYomaho

[zealous depot]

This game is so far off my radar

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

Barely know it exists

Never see anything on it

[rocky turtle]

[timid hollow]

i dont know why but getting way too complicated pc games running on a phone is awesome

i love it

i will never play them this way but its cool

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83dmxYYvE_w

[zealous depot]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/590830/sbox/

Steam

s&box

s&box is a game creation platform built on the Source 2 engine and our spiritual successor to Garry's Mod.

Play, create, and share games, explore community creations, and experience endless sandbox fun with powerful modern tools.

PLAY GAMES…

Release Date

Apr 28, 2026

Peak lads

[copper vapor]

daily tism drip feed
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o2n0go7E3ec

[left mantle]

It truly is peak

[zealous depot]

We got Garry's mod before gta 6

[left mantle]

royalty free export as a game on steam garry's mod

Good Guy Garry

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

Still on the search for janalite, taking a break because...yeah...

[copper vapor]

does scamcitizen support VR?

[left mantle]

Yes

[copper vapor]

at all times? even on foot and so on?

[torpid glacier]

What a peculiar video to see on my home page at 7:30 at night

[left mantle]

Official implementation was end of last year

[torpid glacier]

second most funded game of all time and they're like "Btw here's a concept of a ship. Just the concept, it's not actually a thing."

It's not scam citizen tho because it is a game you can actually play.

[left mantle]

well they're slowly moving away from "concept" sales

[torpid glacier]

Don't get me wrong, the game itself is fine.

The devs are a different story entirely

[left mantle]

haven't actually sold a ship as a concept for 2 years, so good on them for improving at least

[torpid glacier]

I can't even articulate what I dislike about them because it'd take a long ass time

Not that I can't, that to list everything I hate that they've done lmao

[torpid glacier]

I will give credit where credit is due, that's good.

[copper vapor]

for all aspects of it? sounds neat

[strange trellis]

gulps* Ok frog..this is the first time you've talked to a woman... Show her your aura

[copper vapor]

once I'm rich enough to get a HOTAS o HOSAS I'll just go full send and buy a VR too

[strange trellis]

Do you wanna see my dingylingy?

[left mantle]

It's still on the rough side but I hear it works well enough, FPS is still jank however

[torpid glacier]

My main issue is how can they be a game with the most funding, second to GTA 6 I'm pretty sure, yet the game is still in the state that it's in. I have to ask, where the hell is that money going? Genuinely? Where is all that funding going if not to make steadier progress?

[proven tundra]

#🎪bruh-fart

[strange trellis]

Im finna CRASH OUT ON YU.

[torpid glacier]

Top tip for talking to women, talk to them like human beings and not the women you see in rule 34 videos.

[pure grove]

SKG News

[strange trellis]

I cant tell if you're taking that message seriously or not

[torpid glacier]

It's however you want to take it lmao

Schrodingers shitpost

[copper vapor]

Don't mind him, he's a bit slow

[strange trellis]

Hahaha so am i

[torpid glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/inefablejuly-cat-talking-to-itself-on-the-mirror-gif-4687590411166254441

[copper vapor]

what a coinkydink

[proven tundra]

[torpid glacier]

MBO looks in a mirror like "Who's this ugly dumbfuck in front of me"

[copper vapor]

get off my dick, I'm married and you're not my type

[torpid glacier]

Somehow you're married

[copper vapor]

amazing, isn't it

almost feels like you're the only one with a chip on your shoulder

[torpid glacier]

What was that about arguing unprompted

that you get your panties in a twist about

[proven tundra]

Amazing timing on this pull

[copper vapor]

unprompted

[torpid glacier]

Bro are you for real

[copper vapor]

are you?

[torpid glacier]

just stop

It's so pathetic

[left mantle]

Some things are and aren't named after him

[torpid glacier]

Idk how you don't get tired acting like this man

[copper vapor]

it was a jab at you saying the exact same thing yesterday

don't take it too hard, it's a joke not a dick

[proven tundra]

Am I named after him?

[torpid glacier]

Then you shouldn't need me to explain the irony of what you're saying

[left mantle]

I won't know until I collapse the wave function.

[copper vapor]

where's the irony in making a joke, you dense slab of concrete

[left mantle]

Which I don't intend to do

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

[torpid glacier]

"It's okay if I do the same thing that I constantly whine about you doing"

like what

dude

[copper vapor]

so the one time I don't call you out for being gratuitously hostile

and you have to take issue with it

[proven tundra]

It's time for another round of
"The stupidest argument on the internet"

[copper vapor]

someone has to do it, unfortunately

https://klipy.com/gifs/mass-effect-mordin-solus

[proven tundra]

So true

I can always count on you

[sand canopy]

What's the issue with you two

[copper vapor]

unconditional love

why am I being hit with this tutorial 20 hours in, after spending more than 10 skill points

[left mantle]

It just wants to make sure you didn't forget

[copper vapor]

fleeing enemies are funny

what, now that you don't have 20 buddies with you, you suddenly don't wanna fight anymore?

also clearing an outpost forced a cutscene and all the loot despawned

thanks, Pearl Abyss

[celest plank]

EASY

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[copper vapor]

huh. took a helmet out of an armor stand but the breastplate wasn't lootable

[rocky turtle]

how is the game?

[copper vapor]

fun and weird

tries to be too many things at the same time

looks complex but is actually simple

hmm

I should mod Crimson Desert to play Blinded by Light (no, not that one) whenever I use the blade flash thing

[timid hollow]

@oblique belfry

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

[left mantle]

either it catastrophically fails

[oblique belfry]

trust

[left mantle]

or it works flawlessly

[oblique belfry]

if there is a peashooter adc like jinx / zeri

its fine

[timid hollow]

bloodpressure is over 9000

[copper vapor]

isn't this a region in wow

south of elwynn

oh no.

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dancing-all-knight-fun-in-for-honor

[copper vapor]

cool he pulled the visor up for a cutscene
... now how do I close it back down

[frank fiber]

ok

[timid hollow]

that you even thought that was an option

[copper vapor]

#🤖bot-commands

[frank fiber]

oh fuck sorry

[timid hollow]

i could say a looooot of things right now about those unworthy pieces of shit

[copper vapor]

"when devs care about the details" clickbait @oblique belfry

[left mantle]

I've had weirder shit work

[timid hollow]

youre not gold 3

i assume

people that try out funny stuff here are only mentally ill

they dont have the knowledge to play one champ completely right, how would they pull something like this off

[quiet abyss]

does that even do anything? just cosmetic?

because it would be neat

if it increased protection or smth

(it doesnt im sure)

[copper vapor]

FUCK

IT ACTUALLY MAKES A DIFFERENCE

visor up

visor down

activates that daze immunity effect

[oblique belfry]

what

oh

[carmine laurel]

why did steam randomly pause my download of crimson desert

how come it got halfway and decided to call it a day

[quiet abyss]

LETS GO

thats neat

not even like it matters much, but im happy

[carmine laurel]

if it was KCD2 there would be 20 articles about how this detail makes it the most immersive game of the century

[limber chasm]

Using this 2 forward to a friend

[quiet abyss]

dude i wanna try crimson desert now, just because it looks kinda neat

but no money

[copper vapor]

I'm sure there's at least one youtube video about it

oop. boss fight

time to make a separate save slot

[carmine laurel]

all the youtube shorts I've seen for crimson desert are like "Heres the best place to farm!" or "heres the best skill!" or "heres the best gear!"

very little is about the like, actual small touches

[marsh cargo]

you may call this

detailslop

[carmine laurel]

[copper vapor]

you only like it because it has details

[carmine laurel]

"you only like it cause they cared about the small stuff"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1463519495548309609/6a4d2c3a-2d93-4384-a231-9cf913e57c3e.gif

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

[carmine laurel]

hello brother

[left mantle]

Also decided to cheese the janalite search

[carmine laurel]

What new tool allows this

[left mantle]

Bringing a hover vehicle with me to scan the cave at the entrance

No more long searching to find out there's no janalite

[timber oxide]

I captured a wild forest puppy

[carmine laurel]

whats this

[copper vapor]

icarus

[carmine laurel]

does it work with all of them?

[timber oxide]

I tamed a wild forest puppy ||by feeding it other forest puppies||

[left mantle]

Yes, You only need to get below the surface and the hover bike lets you hit scan ping to see outcrops

[carmine laurel]

mirai bike remains bis

[left mantle]

I rented a dragonfly because my pulse apparently didn't survive several patches

[teal spade]

@oblique belfry @copper vapor @timid hollow REK'SAI SUPREMASY BABY!

She is still the best girl

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck does one lose with rumble against briar top

what

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

dude

the more i look at this scoreboard the more cursed it gets

ori / teemo botlane

maokai sup after eons of not seeing him

[teal spade]

Normal Draft Pick games baby

fuck meta

[oblique belfry]

oh then based nvm

i did adc tahm

its so funny bullying adc champs

since they have no damage on laning phase

[forest acorn]

Hiii @teal spade

[teal spade]

anyway, Rumble can't win lane if I keep ganking his ass

[oblique belfry]

oh that explains it

[oblique belfry]

damn ignored

[teal spade]

sup pooper

[forest acorn]

[teal spade]

also the dreaded Youtube bait Shyvana build @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

ngl

i tested dusk and dawn on shy in aram

and damn no wonder ppl buy it

its for q passive

double max hp damage is nuts

[teal spade]

yes, IF she can stay on target. Meanwhile everyone just walks away from shyv and lamaos at her

[oblique belfry]

yeah

ngl her W needs more movespeed

cuz compared to old w its so short

[teal spade]

personally I prefer Hexplate - Stride Breaker - Sundered Sky

[oblique belfry]

[pastel wave]

i wish everyone at the departmen of education a very happy die

[oblique belfry]

will try next time i get her in aram

[teal spade]

hex plate gets ult of cd so fast

[oblique belfry]

what if malignence too

[teal spade]

you want AD for that true dmg chomp

[pastel wave]

pain suffering death

[oblique belfry]

it only scales off ad ?

[copper vapor]

ok

this is getting ridiculous

[teal spade]

ad is 150%, ap is 80%(?)

[oblique belfry]

oh wtf

[oblique belfry]

37.5% ap

[teal spade]

yep

Ap build is bait

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

but i liked ap shyvana

man they butchered her

[teal spade]

AD fo life

only AP char I play is Eve

[oblique belfry]

tbf marksmage ap shy is bonkers

that game i got dusk n dawn was that game

[teal spade]

Wood elo

[oblique belfry]

try ekko

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

he fun

[teal spade]

why would I play an inferior race (that is a joke you fucktards)

[oblique belfry]

DAAAAAAAAAMn

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

[pallid raft]

did we get fucking moved

[teal spade]

Ekko passive gives him move speed and I'M the rasist one?

[oblique belfry]

still no explanation btw

[pallid raft]

its april fools day

[teal spade]

mods being funny

[pallid raft]

did it just happen

[oblique belfry]

its been like this for few hours

around 9 ?

ish

[pallid raft]

in the efp server they just made an announcement for a dlss5 model mod for the banned game

[copper vapor]

wtf

[pallid raft]

so im glad the spirit is going strong

[oblique belfry]

oh right

few hours by now

every company will do something """"serious""""

[pallid raft]

the calm monk

[pallid raft]

waiting for the gamma is discontinued announce

[teal spade]

@oblique belfry fkn Usain Bolt muhfucker

[oblique belfry]

yep

bro is a hornet late game

fucks you up then flies away

one of my fav champs in aram mayhem

[teal spade]

all 3 black men have ton of mobility in League

Rito pls

I see you

[oblique belfry]

senna :

[teal spade]

MEN

MEN

[oblique belfry]

dont care

still black

[teal spade]

Black lady gets to be supp. Stay in the kitchen

[oblique belfry]

k'sante

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

goon material of the past

goon material of today

[teal spade]

meh, T1 bard reroll

[oblique belfry]

much better

also ahri has 22 skins

jesus fucking christ i hate bias

and gooners

[teal spade]

Brother

fuck dem other lanes

[oblique belfry]

yone got 3 skins which one of em is prestige

in 2023

[teal spade]

WHERE'S KDA REKSAI?!?!

[oblique belfry]

hm

at least still 1.5 years old

[teal spade]

her best skin is still default

[oblique belfry]

sharkrai

[teal spade]

joke skins

[oblique belfry]

joke skins are the best skinline this game has to offer

fym

cuz its the only time where other champs gets skins

[teal spade]

there's only 1 good joke skin

[oblique belfry]

with many possibilities and not just run of the mill basic skinlines which are ruined by repetitive releases

AHEM

PROJECT

[teal spade]

BROTHER

JOKE

[oblique belfry]

i wasnt replying to you

[oblique belfry]

also shaco skin is beam

[teal spade]

use reply function

[oblique belfry]

to myself ?

no

anyways

i cant wait for patch to release today

so i can buy this fat fuck

FINALLY A SKIN FOR MY BOY

[teal spade]

I want that one

[oblique belfry]

choncc my beloved

2 of my fav fat fucks

in 1 splash art

[teal spade]

fuck outta here nerd

[full salmon]

[teal spade]

who the fuck

I swear if it's one of you I'm brainfart exiling your ass

[full salmon]

Who moved brainfart up. Its too close to newbie chat

[full salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/aniyabea-yt-man-stare-ab-yt-man-stare-aniyab-gif-10494397403125281154

[teal spade]

P!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[full salmon]

Its the dude that played with you and wants to duo

[timid hollow]

scam accounts

[full salmon]

Ask them for a cookie recipe

[timid hollow]

i get 3 of them every day

no leauge profile pic, no matchhistory on external sites

[full salmon]

Report feedback and bot account friend requests every day

[teal spade]

Free Rito points

[timber oxide]

I think that making the underground general-pl "official" for a day would make for a funnier april fools joke than swapping offtopic with brainfart on the channel list

[pallid raft]

delete every channel and replace it with the betting corner only

[teal spade]

Polish

Vilnius belongs to Lithuania, you ruined the great commonwealth

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shut-up-low-rank-shut-up-higher-rank-shut-up-high-rank-shut-up-mid-rank-gif-22181693

[proven tundra]

Oh yeah it's April fools day in 55 minutes

[oblique belfry]

bro i thought it was my discord being buggy

turns out these mfers made the server profile this

props april fools thing

[proven tundra]

[teal spade]

You are my friend @proven tundra

[proven tundra]

I know

[teal spade]

April 1st you fucking dweeb!

[proven tundra]

But it's not

[teal spade]

It is for me

[proven tundra]

I reject your fools