#╟❓general-offtopic
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reverse psychology
league nowadays is just a game I'll watch some meme youtuber like trick2g play
if I remember correctly there was like three dudes in my class back in high school that straight up just didnt eat at lunch so they have cash to play at a computer shop and to buy skins
nah shit's just funny
if anything it prompts the group to sometimes hop on the game just to play better than him so that he gets fuming
thats what my big bro does from time to time , just watching some streamer on youtube playing league
because the guy sucks
he's in master
but my god he is bad at the game
he is good at renekton
he is bad at league of legends
I must be getting old because I've been noticing that more and more games that I used to play back in the day are more enjoyable to watch than play now
I don't have the tism or the reflexes to play them anymore
i've seen him complete multiple games with actual 0 vision score
I mean if you shoot a thousand times you're bound to hit at least a hundred
#╟❓general-offtopic message just to play devils advocate, you did
(yes i know its been like 40min)
if you've played the game once you know this is impossible unless you're doing a meme challenge
just make sure to look properly before claiming that
recently i pulled a video on youtube about survival mode on mw3 , idk why i just wanted to watch that before bed
touché
this is what i say all the time but there's some guys in the group that insist that it's merit and that the guy is actually good like nah dude
that was a bit far in the search, I didn't scroll down too much 
if you bought a scratch off ticket every day you're bound to hit a jackpot
eventually
but you will
again??
whats that one casino theory again, where if you put in certain amounts of chips, you're bound to gain money after a certain period of losses
last time it was exile

it wasnt far at all
anyway to answer your question
its on the FIRST PAGE
oh fuck teds back

oh cool youre shit color now
halfway down the first page, almost one year ago
do not lump me in with youyoyu
bah, still there is the point, i scrolled for like maybe 1 full mouse scroll

lets see, 30 minutes per match 20 matches 5 minutes queue
shit color = shit color
thats 12 hours a day
no 2 ways about it
okay piss role

universe is healing moment
my favorite german word
u can cheese this with steven
by save scumming

since u can get 2 deja vu on every part member
@quiet abyss @oblique belfry @little depot real question about that
what is it called when "again" is used like "what was the passcode again?"
or like this
gotta be a grammatical name for this
good question
i dont know 

former condition
it's one of those things you know how to use but dont know what they actually are
that'll cost a fortune if you're one of those dudes playing in a computer shop lmao
yap away whitename
lymming alt spitting facts
cope because i didn't make gamma discord my safe space smh
"not all graynames, but always a grayname" type shi
discourse marker iirc

i hope your skin peels off cretin
idk why this sounds so hilarious
yeah cuz its unsafe duh
the moment you show weakness you'll be filled
see this @copper vapor

😭😭😭
pipe down booty warrior
@copper vapor you never told me are you on the spectrum?

if i were a bitting man i would bet on you being onit
I see it. Do you have a point or are you just being an ass for no reason again?
mbo living rent free 
@quiet abyss oil up
it explains a lot 
nah im good, you can feel free
Oh, you're just being an asshole. Aight
why does bro hate mbo for no reason
my influence grows
you got discord ops
see this chat IS your safe space
hes old and brazillian

give hima break
chat is this real
i'm invading it and you're getting defensive because autist=bad in your experience
nothing is
yes
evil brazillian chud
Requesting repetition.
I'm not even engaging with that particular piece of bait and you're going off about me ignoring it
hes more like a post chud chudite
BRAZZZZIIIIL
😭 what
you've replied to every comment pertaining to the subject though lol
because every other comment was relevant
yeah you swat at the fly flying around
you just yapping insults isn't relevant
chat
MY MESSAGES DONT SENDD AAAH
what if we either dont engage with bait or jump him together
not an insult, are you autistic?
option one or two
can i eat his bones
I don't know. You seem to know more about it so you tell me
bro is asking to be banned rn
if i get to keep the eyes
@rocky turtle should I bomb a childrens hospital for finish canto 8 or finish lor
😭
whatever that is, I approve
why is fortnit invading my cat space
💀
your behavior is indicative of it so i'm curious if i'm right in my assumption
You could be right
we all are here
but you could be wrong
are you filipino
worse
Reddit mod languag
kanye is the most autistic perso i know
indonesian?
boss man are you attempting to diagnose someone over the internet? super cringe if I do say so myself
worse
I'd have to get diagnosed for that, so if that turns out to be true remains to be seen
and no I don't self-diagnose because that's autistic
both
oh wait.
schizophrenic?
malaysia?
i dont wanna play limbus tho
correct
which one first then
you should kill me
are you a doctor
LoR 
ight
imma go to sleep then
my condolences
hit me with the diagnosis once you have the diploma
i really appreciate that
no that wouldn't be my field
alas
self diagnosis? i prefer the term 'educated guess'
do you know a nurse joy
that bunker is ASS
im self undiaghnosing
being psychiatrist seems interesting but i don't have the heart for it
i got the one with meteors
anda meteor hit my entire team
and i got squad wiped
and then i got cat aids
just nod and write stuff on your notepad
easy
hmm, new guns
arc raiders
i had insane run with shizo rogue ( he got shizo mini me too)
i would just give adderall to every kid i see

rogue goes hard
his shizo demon oneshotted the boss 
people sleeping on rogue tbh
interesting
no but i'm gonna give fentanyl and ketamine to people while trying not to kill them
do you like femtanyl
drugs
idk im playing classes which i dont have marks rn
you dont what
Speranza is buzzing with rumor and half-truth. The hurricane has subsided, replaced by evolving enemy threats, fresh ARC operations, and new ways to combat them - go topside to separate fact from fiction.
Map Condition - Close Scrutiny - ARC Operation
New ARC threat - Vaporizer
2 new weapons - Canto SMG and Dolabra Energy Shotgun
Player Project ...
Finally, no more 5 minute restocks

i like when people do that funny fold
marks for area clear 
oh
12000$ and 2 weeks to fix
also unpopular opinion uncollared > jester
I think they're talking about the artist
-250$
Insured
cock
peak
But still annoying
don't know of any artist with that name, probably a great guy
idk i didnt unlocked jester yet

have you been to das future yet
nope
basically a light armored rocketeer with a laser weapon
i did accidentally give fentanyl to myself once, had me scared shitless for a while
laser, huh
hearing chris chans voice when playiing the game gives me shivers tbh
did you have narcan around
why did this retard put his face on outside 
i unlocked act 3
just didnt do the full revival quest to unlock shit
in what situation would you be able to accidentally give yourself fentanyl
"as well as dam battlegrounds during map conditions"
so we're safe without any modifiers
so u only didnt unlocked the jester 
im dumb as a sab
beat throbbing king 2 times
yes but wasn't needed, it was a fentanyl bandaid that i had on my finger not realising the active substance is on the sticky part that i was gonna apply on a comatose patient
cause hes speaking
stupid
tomorrow
to people who are inside 
fent bandaid that i was gonna administer on a patient was on my finger the wrong way
He's scared of the dark
wasn't on long enough to diffuse through the skin barrier thankfully
next month at the end we get the new map update, since unfortunately they decided the big updates are to be placed at the end
every time anyone mentions fent I remember Matthew Perry died of it
... or was it someone else
you meannnn ketamine
why
eh that's alright I got other shit to play
Now what rarity will the new guns be I wonder, probably at least blue
oh right
only drugs i fuck with is amphetamine
my mistake 
dolabra might be purple
or even legendary, since it's an energy weapon
if the canto is green, I'd run that often if it performs as advertised
canto description would make me assume it's blue
but we don't have a green smg yet
so who knows
mbo playing limbus company? 
literally all the guns in blue are already medium and can take down arc, would be stupid to add another one there lol
well we also don't have a blue smg either
but yea
always targets my most crucial cats 
the new submachine gun coming to ARC Raiders is called "canto" 
Which one?
I should bring a photoelectric cloak for the new event just to test out what kind of fight is gonna happen on the assessors
I don't know if I even want to play as soon as the event hits 
the potential surge of players can get messy
especially if it's like that quest to harvest a deforester
that only 1 player can do in the entire game session
yes
mbo killed him for good
NOOOOO
why did trianq die again?
Just have the bird rail him
mbo gaslit him with the modded mc wojak meme
what
i cheese him with psyonic this time
I just assume that more people than not wanna play the new event and won't get too trigger happy unlike the periods of no updates and nothing else to do
Isnt that from like 5 months ago?
Monk does silly
I thought he came back since then
you're probably right
long story short, MBO
and everyone
trianq is alive azu dw
we played vt2 last night
i vaguely remember bullying him 
Awwww man
wtf 
I am fre
I FUCKING REMEMBER NOW
phew I don't like hogging all the credit
LMFAO
i still dont even know why
he posted a vintage story screenshot
I sent that meme
he crashed out

fine, you got me


lemme see if he removed me too
should i go for hard bunker?
Yes
he did 🥀
"Stram"
Butcher should easily sweep there
if u i die im killing you
leme check steam too
I will piss in your canals
"e" and "r" are next to each other, it happens 
bro unfriended me too
what i do
W O W
exist
okay dude
Victims of war
damn
after the POWER i gave him in the sims 4?

trianq unfriended everyone except atrox
smithsonging my bladebox
delulu
Attrox, unlikely and frota

me too wtf
Unlikely has been dead for a while ago
king of begging people to play with him
truly has taken my crown
@leaden pilot
holy shit even I'm not so harsh
WAKE UP
and i wasnt even bad to him

brother i have done nothing wrong to him
we even played unturned together
Offtopic excutes trianq a year after his death
if he thinks removing everyone from the server just because "muh feelings" then he can fuck off
funny perk on monk
idk, hes easily offended by the term retard too
because idk
why tf would u play unturned ?
i was just about to sleep what :(
weakest russian
the term is offensive... we're just desensitized
idk you tell me
I KNOW
cowards
Hiiii
barely
doge is our resident unturned pro
where new wife art nosorog
my PC got Trojan'd and I had to nuke my entire pc
to each his own
What
im over it, that word means nothing to me, its like that one clip of that guy from the office 
alo 
and then the processor fucked up and now im waiting for a warranty to kick in
the misadventures of NOSOROG
@oblique belfry don't "true" me you inmodest piece of shit 
you dont call retarded people retards, you call your friends that are acting like retards, retards
WHAT 

ITS TRUE THO
I have one but she's in a bikini so I cant post it here
Oh Trian pulled an s5
oh shii dishonored and prey are on sale , dirt cheap . Grab it or nah ?
Nah
Like that south park bit with calling people f-word

you have piqued my interest

I dont have horns I have antlers
if you want a complete stranger's opinion, yeah
both are peak imo
I'm gonna make them into eastern medicine
but sure i'll send ina bit
Wait I didn't see prey
Grab prey
Prey is peak
me too? 
dishonored >
Man the S5 crash out is still funny
im interested now
Mimimimi slop
what crash out, i missed moderator lore
Rare based youyou take
I posted her here and people call her "hyper" even though she just has a bit of meat on her so idk man
bitchass trianq lowered my friend group to 31 
can u mod it ?
it was 32
doesnt bother me
this is why you have the bad poop role
wtf 31
do we even have 31 people in this channel
im collecting y'all
There are 31 people in offtopic?
also yes
dm
ive seen some shit in the internet, nothing baffles me, at leats nothing else so far
fine fine one mo
collect my pages
MORE PEOPLE
Mbo is into furries?
everyone is interested
The more you know
clearly havent been on the internet enough then

offtopic pipeline claims another
I actually wanna know whether it's "hyper" or just "a little meat on her bones"
No more two weeks?
I'm weirdly curious about this kinda crap
ikr???
She's like 8 times her size

anyway you said new one 👀
anorexic parisian runway model ass
Barely any meat on her boens
because people's opinions on "fat" vs. "meaty" is extremely wild
when was the last time makfar was here btw
crunching it so i can upload it cause I dont have nitro
tl:dr after a moderator decision him and falco had a public spat and S5 wasn't happy

@gilded thicket
wish him well
yea
You okay buddy?
yooo deathloop looks kinda peak too
oh ok, cool
deathloop IS peak
good if you're into it
and this is an opinion of someone who hates roguelites
its literally in the recap video
Death loop is deathloop
been months
loopslop
watch again
i don't think deathloop is a roguelite

i was lowkey looking for myself
never saw myself until credits
it's like a big ass hitman level
im still happy
It's more of a loop like

Looploop
i kinda wanna say fuck it and grab the collection for 30 bucks
figuring out how to complete everything in a single day is pretty cool
||loopupo||
i love how you added me on steam cuz you got your ass banned 
just saw ur pfp again
Dew it
Youyou is actually lymming ban evading
i was trying to get an animated one but accidentally bought a steam deck launch vid

im the og borka account
#╟❓general-offtopic message start here, and keep scrollin
or watch the sound recap
Bro pulled out the receipts
yea cuz i wanted dishonored , then i wanted prey now i want deathloop and all gon cost more if buy them seperately
Did you larp as a married man and a hunter by stealing primes pics?
vasya joined 
can't give my og account away
also no but the art is good 
@honest whale @obsidian sun which one 
Holy shit breezy
sleeper agents
Did sound even do one on S5? I thought it was only Josta
oh so you have people from the older days too, right? like you showed you have josta 
average breezy message
the recap had everyone
Average atomic kitten experience
some of my events / josta / portrait / s5 / breezy / lyming / stretcher
It's either this or some 8 hour rant on how he can't get laid
stretcher 

just saw the recap , cant believe i missed the art event
the mods muted me for the art event
Art event was rigged by the way
some people actually want another art event oddly enough
cause of breezy too 
i mean if the first one is peak why not
dunno maybe 1 day ill do another one
ok sleepy time
hope yall been good btw
sequels usually flop
havent been here a while cause life™
gooby noso
It's like they wanted a second plane
nah third flops not second

varies 
borderlands 2 , godfather 2 , spider man 2
What I'm talking about the Saudi princes ofc
yea but the chance is like 75-80% even more peak for the second
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Kung-Fu Panda 2 even 
A movie so good they couldn't possibly have made the third better
yea shit ton of peaks for second game/movie
PVKK's got competition https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Okiou1yANYI
IRON NEST is a brutal dieselpunk heavy-artillery game where you dominate the battlefield through a colossal war machine. Take map measurements based on the received coordinates, strain the hydraulics, and gunlay the cannons to unleash devastating blows. Will you obey High Command, Operator?
i only watched the first kung fu panda
1 time funny 2 times fucking annoying no ?
The second one is better
Fool me once shame on me
Trust youyou
Fool twice you can't fool me again
fool me 3 times fuck the peace sign load the chopper let it rain on you
alr just grabbed arcane collection for 30 bucks and downloading deathloop
https://x.com/KenApplepi/status/2038647444368396653?s=20 @oblique belfry the most wretched creature to ever exist in the world
and briar
brar
Like unironically the tone shift from 2 compared to one was so huge they didn't let the third one also have the same tone
Reincarnation of Hitler and feet league character
hey put those grippers away rn
y'all are the ones lookin at em
i love my silly monk
also fuck Jeff players
e his little toeBeans are so cite
Monk butcher and druid are so fucking fun to play
I too saw a murder target first.
august
August
same guy who made jhin / viego
hey thats my birth month
is he the bald man
im him
yes
why's he gotta wait 5 months for it
he might get a pass
Happy birthday
Dishonored 2 is peak
"don't come to school tomorrow" ahh statement
i mean i was only targeting him
"Fuck he also released peak, the internal conflict!"
Bros bombing riot hq😭
zeri
devil may cry 2
Belveth is peak
Probly a normal monday for them
Fym
no
when u think counting to 4 was kool 💀
not gonna lie he makes "unique" champs even if they are retarded most of the time
if she was a mage maybe
She is tho
not whatever the fuck it is
W max
probably his most regretted champ
Still cant beat the first one cuz that shit was revolutionary
not just peak
Void mommy needs another rework imo
luv me new blood server
It was, but 2 in terms of gameplay is better. I will agree that 1 has the vibe.
zeri is unique because AA and Q swapped
bel'veth is unique because infi scaling AS and only champ that ignores AS limit
briar is unique because self taunt
Also been replaying Prey and I forgot how much I loved that game
viego being viego and viegos everyone in the rift because he is viego the viego king
Senna and Jhin 
prey's my favorite arkane game
yep
Reksai needs a rework she feels like a worse jarvan rn
zeri is kalista 2
just got the arcane collection , along with dishonored and prey deluxes . Wanna try deathloop first before prey
???
she is literally in pro jail
and I hope the Marvel's Blade game they're making doesn't turn out awful like Redfall
saw that sometime ago, very cool

have you ever tried terrorist zeri build in aram
ap zeri ?
Full ap
yes I'm fully aware Blade is being built on top of Redfall's bones
yea
ye
i did the evil tank zeri
Do what you wanna
they had a demo in february/early march and I missed the opportunity to play it 
i've gotten used to that build so much that i forgot how to play ad zeri

its so fun i naram
it's kinda shit on some maps thio
better blitzcrank
her best map is bilgewater
Cant atm , got exams next week but after that its preyin time
Who's better thresh top or Nautilus jungle
Why tf is netflix so expensive, what do they even offer to justify it
common bilgewater w
slop
Why are we talking about topping
🤨
your ability to think
Bend over and I'll show you topping
thresh top
People will pay for it
FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX FUCK NETFLIX
Its a shame its not on source so you can't bind a text output to say before ulting
steel ball run
Netflix and chill but I pause the movie to explain trivia that you don't care about
Never heard of it
wait wdym
"Did you know Viggo mortensen actually broke his toe there"
SHUT UP
it jojo
I got a year of prime video for 60 polish shiny rocks, meanwhile a month of netflix is 37 shiny rocks
Oh
they whitewashed A-Train smh
Taht
you can get better excuse to fuck someone these days
Wait have you never bound shitposts in the source console?
"Hey baby, wanna see my bionicle and bakugan collection?"
increases sub prices
makes most shows release in batches instead of weekly
why are they mad
no
what
You missed true peak bm
Doge is too young to know that
"hey baby , wanna make fun of single white moms with black babies at the park ?"
It's all because people will pay for netflix. They raise the prices, see if people still buy it, they will, therefor they do that until it doesn't work. Then they wait a fwe years and do it again."
binding shitpost messages to the "I win" button is an age old tradition
Brainfart is that way
In source you could bind a command to output something to text chat just by pressing a key
CORE TIME 
If you gotta try to be racist, you aint racist. Racism should be effortless.
No extra tool needed
BRUB
binding a sus message to the same button as Force Choke on Jedi Academy 
So you could do the CS equivalent of "What a save!" spam
still funny tho
THATS YIUR FURST THOUGHT?
it was the low effort example that everyone did
it should be some insane schizo ramblings
Anytime people ask me if they should get into warhammer I choke them to death out of mercy. They're like "Don't you love warhammer?" No, it loves me, in a nonconsensual, toxic way.
like the shit i get in aram at 5am
Dune spice wars is kinda ass
90% of the time it was
tbf the middle still has some gems in it
Even pro-er tip, don't read it at all.
some guy had a huge tl;dr copypasta message but the moderators quickly curbed that 
Path of Heaven and First Heretic to name some
ok so im gonna have to bully sam now
because VOICES OF THE VOID
0.9 IS OUUUUUUUUUUUUT
whatever for
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
@little depot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWrr-W5uHBo&list=RDkWrr-W5uHBo&start_radio=1&pp=ygUWZGVjZWl0cyBvbmUgZGF5IHlvdSdsbKAHAQ%3D%3D
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“One Day You’ll Hurt As Muc...
the shadow test builds got up to 0.9i
i was afraid we'd reach greek letters
will the next update be 1.0 or 0.10? 
I like the intro
good question
i still think 1.0 is a ways off
Votv is such a cool game that I don't think I'm gonna play again. It's a great streamer/youtuber game, where it's genuinely great, but a lot of it looks a lot less enjoyable than watching a 5 hour playthrough of it.
thats fair
here ?
i like playing it
@marsh cargo #╟❓general-offtopic message
It's a very cool concept
no, in jedi academy as a button keybind
If you can get autistically inmsersed in it
fuck
It's cool
I do too, but imo it's a game that once you play it, you won't play it again unless it really resonates with you.
alr im off to order some burgers y'all have fun
boigah
borgr

Can you get me a turkey sandwich
Oh and a Dr pepper
docta peppah
Pebba
Margaret thatcher?
im also definietly not coping for the stable release due to how fast drnose has been pushing these updates out
My ex girlfriend took a photo of a fly on my wall, asked "What should I name him?" and she decided that it'll be called doctor pepper, and then she drew it, which was then her discord PFP for like 6 months.
isn't that maleficent
Release candidate number 532
p!repost @frank hearth

@little depot grass weather in hell 
that message about ordering burgers instantly made me hungry
guess I'll have to do the same

The throns armor is pretty decent iirc
but IIRC you typed in like [Bind KEY "say/say_team whatever shitspost you want here"] and it was easy shitpost spam
@timid hollow you a fan of Mobius 1? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7McSLP24pU
Mobius 1 : HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MANNNN
Filmed in DCS, mission from ACE COMBAT 7 VR mission 3.
Super thanks to authors of these user files
F-22A Raptor by Grinnelli Designs & Nightstorm
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https://forum.dcs.world/topic/361881-dcs-su-...
Im ok
Is it you
long time no see 
Do you have a no you're not version
40k maxxing
20 or so
Me when I throw rocks at squirrels and call it pokemon
me when I jump a kid and beat up his dog and take all his cash
far cry series , re remakes , mk series , red dead 1-2 , outlast stuff , dead space , bf 1-4-5-6 and now dishonored and prey
Real
if u dont count 6 i must have spent less than 150-200 bucks
atleast you not a gooseberry enjoyer , sick fucks
To my knowledge, this ship produced more promethium science over a 10 hour period than any other single ship in the history of Factorio .
Ship Production Statistics :
Avg promethium production including docking and transit : 90k packs/min
Peak promethium production: 140k packs/min
Explosive rocket capability : 28.8k / min
Railgun Ammo capabi...
had to click the gif to notice it's from outlast trials
vaguely reminded me of the weird tribal chick in shadow of the tomb raider

https://youtu.be/htVWmfYd_Gk Liliya is wife material
She's waiting... She's going to make you believe. ✝️
Introducing Liliya Bogomolova, the newest addition to the Sinyala Facility's Prime Assets, and our very own avenging angel. The Season 5: Project Messiah update will come to #TheOutlastTrials on Dec. 9th at 10am ET, get ready to be humbled by her presence.
📓 Take a dive into Liliya's...
I love a girl that'll actually just kill me brutally
real for that no cap
she does love to be on top
Holy fucking internment camp
One of my friends was like "Wait, you want your girlfriend to beat you?" Uh
Yeah?
obviously
stupid question
I can't even process that thumbnail
It's nearly ALL Legendary quality
where is the fun if im not in danger
masochist but to each his own i guess
I have been cursed with soggy rice
oh i dont judge
what happened to shame?.gif
I killed it

@little depot hard core? 
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
what is the point of that factory 
what is the io of that factor
2.2
We alright
Just read the description
man i love bk in my location, stuff already on the way , they real fast i sometimes question if they even cook the damn thing cuz it tastes fresh too
where
fast food that is actually fast? impressive
well its alot faster than the usual time i wait for other restraunts , even mc



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I always wait at least 5 minutes for my order when I go to bk/mc
and if I order from home the delivery is 30+min
sometimes 50

I'd say there's a point at which biters/pentapods/demolishers become basically wormfood in front of your industrial might
But to play at this fucking scale it's a REQUIREMENT to play with no enemies
oh dayum
they be cookin the thing on a stone oven or somethin ?
atleast its a local meat lol

thank you 


@little depot my butcher got this 
This is a lovecraftian amount of knowledge on the game and a comedic scale of production
Planetary domination doesn't quite cover the extent of this player's grip on Gleba and Nauvis
Side-note: Store biter eggs as overgrowth for infinite storage
small scale production for the local economy
@young timber And I’m like hey wassup hello
Oof skom doesn’t get it

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it's so cool that many games reference this peak book
does this "game" ever have a consistent ad
no
actually this is such a huge meme that there was someone who actually made a game that plays like these ads
BALLS!
... I was thinking Mickey Mouse but you do you
Uterus or something lmao?
mickey mouse hasnt been on my mind for a while
Also birb have you met John aurafarm in ds2
i beat the game like 4 days ago
also is this even winnable
can the hero swim
i looked at it for 3 minutes
there is no winning
what the fuck is death stranding 2 even about
kojima is a goofball that adds stuff he likes into games but also loves serious stories
a glimpse into the deranged mind of hideo kojima
Memes aside, unconditional love and the concept of connection
I know this is from the first game but it's just such a memorable joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iYfHLtTudc
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@little depot that fetus was a hero 
the daddest of dad jokes, said by a mom
zone of the enders pls
or revengeance 2
owned by konami
he could probably buy the ip if he wanted to
prolly
One of the things I believe is if higgs just came forward and wanted to help, people would’ve accepted him. A major plot concept of death stranding is how humans need connection, and that love is both unconditional and messy. Sam doesn’t like connection but knows he needs it, so he reluctantly becomes part of things. Higgs desperately wants connection but feels like it was denied to him, so he’d rather burn everything then let others feel connected, when the reality is he would just have to ask.
if you looked at higgs backstory you can see that he was never evil from the start
amelie is to blame
his father(uncle?) is to blame
||he said during his time stuck on the beach he missed sam, fragile, and amelie||
damn I need to stop clicking ds2 spoiler videos
because they don't resonate with me plot-wise and I just start thinking how much kojima has an ego problem
everyone can be dexter mewgan now 
in his own twisted way he cares
this is prey right ?
yes
i barely know about that game
dads in hospital andmy brother said "on the brightside we got a take away"
Also Neil as a character is the epitome of love being unconditional. He as a bad person who did awful things, he’s an adulterer, yet he still basically went to hell to protect tomorrow. The part that makes it beautiful is knowing that as a person, nothing he does is redeemable, but he knows tomorrow is innocent. So protecting her for all those years is kind of a way for him to say “It doesn’t matter what I’ve done, I don’t want forgiveness, I’m doing what I need to.”
reminds me of arthur morgan and the debtors
bro ||kept lou safe for sam for so long||
Also I love the first appearance of Neil (Second technically) where him and his crew are sitting under the angel statue, then the candles light up. A really cool way to show how he’s an awful person who’s beneath redemption (he’s literally below an Angel) yet continuing to do something because you have no choice. Protecting tomorrow isn’t an option, it’s an obligation.
Despite both Sam’s wife and Neil being pieces of shit, coming together to acknowledge that she deserves to be safe is wonderful
I also adore how Neil’s expression looks. He’s always so empty, he looks shaky, his eyes are never focused. They got the ptsd look down so hard.

When the very first time you see him, the fireworks start flying and you can see him shake his head a bit, kind of like some veterans do when they hear a car malfunction.
neil is so cool
I wish mexico was real
this joke is older than most people in this channel







