╟❓general-offtopic

[proven tundra]

Neat

[left mantle]

Mantis is the only one that can interdict isn't it?

Others just have dampeners

[marsh cargo]

mmmh

[left mantle]

yeah mantis is the only one with the snare

the Guardian QI, Cutty Blue, Scorp Antares all only have a quantum dampener

[marsh cargo]

yeah u right

made the mistake that they were the same thing

[left mantle]

The snare sound effect is though

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/luftG09TggE

[proven tundra]

That's sexy af

[left mantle]

It's also cool from a lore perspective that the only manufacturer who has a "snare" is RSI

Because RSI in lore is the OG of spaceships

[marsh cargo]

which is honestly bullshit

[copper vapor]

they snared y'all's wallets, now they snare y'all's ships

[left mantle]

eh from a game perspective I think it's best if we have only one snare as it stands

[marsh cargo]

yes but its also an obama putting a medal on obama

[left mantle]

Until we get actual NPC police I wouldn't want more

[forest acorn]

Is there live bounty hunting yet

Or is it still just dead only

[left mantle]

still dead only

[forest acorn]

Lame

[copper vapor]

@blazing maple was this you

[halcyon fossil]

我很喜歡冰淇淋

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwC16WlpYWQ

[oblique belfry]

abdul

[verbal lodge]

abdul the fraud of part 3

[zealous depot]

[verbal lodge]

show the goat polnareff

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205953595866878042/1295645990115872818/GIGAFUMO.gif

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/polnareff-polnareff-jojo

[green granite]

Dude got the curse of being minor character

[oblique belfry]

😔

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/Ut_z8pHCgwM?si=1fqEQy11nokqwEaq

[round dawn]

Fallout new vegas with Jsawyer difficulty modders.

Some say its too difficult, I say its more similar to stalker level 🤣

[oblique belfry]

[round dawn]

[copper vapor]

I remember reading about that mod

[marsh cargo]

is it that one restarded mod that was artificial difficulty for the sake of it

?

[copper vapor]

fuck my stupid chungus life I can't find the item shown on the minimap

[sour rivet]

the public will say yes but i actually did it and framed her

[copper vapor]

a little bit of this, a little bit of that

some artificial bullshit, some legit tweaks

[round dawn]

More just makes carry weight a thing, and armor vs ammo actually significant

[copper vapor]

as far as Josh's megalomaniacal take that this was the "envisioned way to play the game" goes, it's kinda... well, megalomaniacal

though you could say it's a legit take since he actually did work on the game.

[sour rivet]

i dont find making carry weight more cumbersome difficult

its just annoying

[copper vapor]

and instead of making the commercially-released game a CBT experience, he made it as a mod so people could opt into it

[round dawn]

Its a nice alternative

I decided to also add harcore mode

[verbal lodge]

he's so sick but it's a damn shame he's coming right after promeia

all my pulls are going towards her

[copper vapor]

can't find it inside the house either

I even moved some furniture around

[copper vapor]

the official hardcore mode option ingame, or a "hardcore mode" mod?

[round dawn]

Both

[copper vapor]

[round dawn]

Theres JS tweaks for that lol

Idk what exactly, since I havent played NV since I had my ps3...but 🤷‍♂️

Im gonna hate dead money

With a strength of 7, your carry weight is 120

[copper vapor]

get power armor asap

although I don't remember if PA in FNV increases strength

[round dawn]

It does. And I got titans of the new west

P sure the mod also allows PA without training.

I just gotta find some

Or at least combat armor

[sour rivet]

Hmm today i will make sandwich
I open the unopened bag of bread
I look inside
Mold.

[marsh cargo]

hello mold my old friend

[sour rivet]

Only 2 slices had visible mold but i know that shit can spread unseen

Fuuuuck

[sour rivet]

Guess ill eat my salami and cheese breadless

[little depot]

White people

[timber oxide]

[sour rivet]

Do i kust throw the whole loaf away

Is the entire loaf comprimised

[timber oxide]

I've had the craziest day today in both a good and a bad way

[pastel wave]

My refusal to sell anything in re4 for anything less than max profit is gonna wind up with me ending the game with my inventory full of jewels

[oblique belfry]

lore

[pastel wave]

They ahould let me wear the crown

[oblique belfry]

👀 🍿

[timber oxide]

Went cart racing with my friends from our local firefighting department, finished the race 3rd, got a medal, was so exhausted afterwards that I threw up and felt like shit until like just a few hours ago

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[timber oxide]

I still don't feel very good because apparently I got sick as well

[pastel wave]

Oh the game gave me unlimited ammo I know how this is gonna go

[slim magnet]

ok

[oblique belfry]

how does one become that exhausted to throw up

oh you were sick

nvm then

[timber oxide]

You have no idea how tiring cart racing can be

[slim magnet]

this happens tho

[timber oxide]

I do think me being sick helped it, but not by that much

[sour rivet]

Boy dinner

[sour rivet]

Its stressful for me

[slim magnet]

a lot more often in kids because they have less stamina and strength but like go to the gym on lowish energy and you'll be feeling extremely sick to your stomach if you go all the way

[oblique belfry]

i only went to a cart racing once as a kid

[orchid lynx]

is that salami

[oblique belfry]

so cant relate

[sour rivet]

yes it is australiancunt

[orchid lynx]

oughghghghhg give me that salami

[oblique belfry]

this man is just like me on god

[sour rivet]

NO ITS MINE

[oblique belfry]

i do this exact same plate as breakfast
except it also has olives and a bread with either chocolate or margarine

[sour rivet]

key taste better than bread right now

[timber oxide]

Which is basically what happened, I wasn't in the best condition and went 110% in

[oblique belfry]

i was starving late night and was dead ass tired cuz i did some exercise

[sour rivet]

peak algo

[oblique belfry]

everything was spinning and had this weird feeling on stomach

tried to sleep and threw up few mins later

[timber oxide]

Now imagine doing something very demanding for an hour straight

[oblique belfry]

but turns out i got food poisoning from the chicken i ate at dinner

cuz we went to Emergency 1 hour later

and doctor said "yep poisoning."

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/m77fEvgkfy4?si=3GPf7R-BVvXkOWee

[oblique belfry]

when i was home alone i painted my room for 12 HOURS STRAIGHT

and oh my god

everything was burning

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/CosmicGaiaX/status/2038277532823224523

Cosmic Gaia (@CosmicGaiaX)

Breakfast in bed 🐴🌿

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 3:30 PM

[oblique belfry]

my limbs / chest / head

[sour rivet]

why did you paint your room with fire paint then dumbass

[oblique belfry]

parents were away for a quick vacation and i was home alone

they said we will paint my room when they come back

i said "fuck that"

[sour rivet]

how big is your room for it to take 12 hours to paint

[oblique belfry]

i moved everything that was inside, outside the room that took like 30minutes-1hour
i had to get the equipment / paint ready for 15-30 mins
i had to cover the entire floor with TRASHBAGS because turns out i didnt have any coverage at the house. 20 minutes
I had to do double coat painting so it didnt look off (swiping twice) 5-6 hours
Clean the floor 2 hours because oh my god shit was NOT coming off the wooden planks

[verbal lodge]

THAT'S MY QUEEN
she's already killing bosses https://youtu.be/tr71F2XzLKA

[oblique belfry]

and my room is pretty big

[sour rivet]

oof

[oblique belfry]

and i took breaks occasionally

because shit is HEAVY WORK

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

especially the roof

and higher walls

[sour rivet]

hey guys i raided some dumb trucks for some kitkats y'all want some

[oblique belfry]

oh yum

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

but because of that hellish painting session

my room is bright white colored now

[verbal lodge]

does the house not have carpets?
that seems like a nightmare

[sour rivet]

i dont have carpet

[oblique belfry]

last time this room was painted was like around 2008 or smth

[oblique belfry]

like everything i moved it outside the room

to you know

save the carpet from paint

the only thing i couldn't move outside the room were my bedframes

because not only they were big

but i had 2 of em

so i just covered em up with trashbags instead

and i will NEVER do a painting job without paint coverage stuff

oh my god

trash bags were ** N O T** a good idea

[verbal lodge]

bro is playing life in hardcore

where's your plastic sheets at bucko

[sour rivet]

have you SEEN his economy?

[oblique belfry]

they didnt stay still / fragile (oddly enough) / paint dropped to the floor anyways because trashbag aint made to withstand paint

[oblique belfry]

like i've mentioned

turns out we didnt had any / ran out

and it was 8 pm

so stores closed

oh yea lemme check the times actually

i think i still have the image saved somewhere

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/JosephFox_088/status/2038408062059397585

JosephFox2 (@JosephFox_088)

https://t.co/Ai9oIuVnFz

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 12:08 AM

[oblique belfry]

nevermind it was worse then i remember

turns out i started at 6:34 pm and finished at 7:19 AM

shit was so grueling that my body ached for 3 days straight

i was limping even when i was going to the kitchen

[verbal lodge]

bro experienced physical manual labor for the first time in months or smth

[oblique belfry]

body aint used to it

so of course

[verbal lodge]

go to jim

[sour rivet]

whos jim

[oblique belfry]

im happy with my body tho

no need

[marsh cargo]

https://x.com/R0d_MP/status/2037974981360173297
forgot to post this

RØD / AK Bay Only #7 (@R0d_MP)

Burenyuu
#エンドフィールド       #Endfield       #ArknightsEnfield

X · Mar 28, 2026, 7:27 PM

[verbal lodge]

ayo send link, i need to order one

burunyan

[marsh cargo]

wait fuck

https://www.etsy.com/mx/listing/4479534151/pegatina-de-tangtang-arknights-endfield?etsrc=sdt

wait thats mx

[sour rivet]

oh my streamer has a new model i wonder-

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

aight juniper

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/moth-dance-moth-girl-juniper-anime-gif-21735895

[slim magnet]

vexes being able to just go through walls and hit you for like 8 hearts while bobbing up and down really fast is awful game design

[oblique belfry]

minecraft ?

true

fuck vexes

[slim magnet]

ye people shit incessantly on the phantom but like just right click a bed once every 3 ingame days

but vexes are terrible

[oblique belfry]

vex are horrible

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/juniper-actias-juniper-moth-dance-retro-gif-12254342476120226756

[oblique belfry]

died so many times both vanilla and modded

cuz of that dumbass design

the worst thing is you cant counter it if you do not have at least 2 blocks of gap

[sharp flint]

Catch me up on the lore?

[oblique belfry]

between a wall

[oblique belfry]

hell no

[sharp flint]

Why is he a fraud?

[oblique belfry]

i mean

[sour rivet]

its very pathetic and boring

[oblique belfry]

börka is retarded most of the time unlike you

[sour rivet]

tl;dr dude took stuff from prime and framed it as his own stuff in another server

[sharp flint]

I’m only retarded at will

[oblique belfry]

wait WHAT

[sharp flint]

Oh that’s so lame

[oblique belfry]

THAT I DIDNT KNOW

[sour rivet]

were you

not here

oh my

[oblique belfry]

NO

[sour rivet]

i dont know specificly who gave us that tidbit

maybe prime himself

maybe someone else

cant rember

dont care to rember

[sharp flint]

@opal star someone was jacking your shit and pretending to do the shit you did?

That’s so lame hahahah

[marsh cargo]

i didnt know that borka lore

[sour rivet]

it was a godsend to this channel once he lost the brainfart reject role

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ i was going through old photos

and found a photo that i was Mewing

how the FUCK did i do that

i cant do it now

[sharp flint]

Which one was Borka? I wanna ping him

Or did that person leave?

[oblique belfry]

he is long gone

@börka

see

[zealous depot]

[slim magnet]

why is sunday at the start of the week in some calendars

that's so weird

[blazing maple]

perchance

[sour rivet]

false

lies

it was ME

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/george-carlin-some-people-are-really-fucking-stupid-gif-22801669

[oblique belfry]

you cant just say perchance

[marsh cargo]

586296820121206784

[hexed stag]

Mf was completely lying about who he was - job, home, family, heritage, hobbies etc., stealing others' photos pretending they were his, coming back via alts, doing the same shit.
One time he posted a screenshot of himself (on a different acc) insulting someone or something on a diff server saying "this guy is popping off". But then he got caught when Sniper pointed out that a message replying to that acc is yellow, meaning it is him.
Idk what else...

[marsh cargo]

that is his ID

[opal star]

So far more than 5 alts banned.

[sour rivet]

hello mr cool gun man

[opal star]

What do you hear what do you say.

[oblique belfry]

caught red handed....yellow handed in this case

[sharp flint]

When I have some time, I think I’m heading to Cambodia and shoot some guns.

[marsh cargo]

[sharp flint]

I, also, wanna ride horses in Mongolia and live in a yurt

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

guess whos back

[zealous depot]

oh no

is borka back

[sharp flint]

I low-key want El Gamblero back for shits and giggles

[copper vapor]

not the shoe hat

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHcJepz3QW0

yeah well fuck you too universal music group

[marsh cargo]

context
borka never shut up about his truck

[zealous depot]

[sharp flint]

Oh so he was stealing bits and pieces from others and pretending to be a mishmash of them?

[sour rivet]

was borka an ai experiment

[zealous depot]

probably

[opal star]

Everything. He did leak his exact address while i was in the chat.

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

no, because the "i" part is absent

[hexed stag]

How?

[sour rivet]

was borka an a experiment

[opal star]

Google Gemini screenshot, used vpn as an excuse.

[marsh cargo]

alr ima go make a pizza for dinner

[sour rivet]

hey im maki pizza too!

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

..

OH SHII ITS BEEN 10 MINS

🏃‍♂️

[marsh cargo]

you dumbass

[sour rivet]

its not burning

[hexed stag]

Oh right.

[sharp flint]

It eventually starts to look more or less the same

[slim magnet]

minecraft ahh terrain

[sharp flint]

The rice terraces and the bamboo forests were a cool hike

There’s are waterfall pics but it has people in it (the people I hiked with) and we went for a little swim in that freezing water lol

[hexed stag]

Which country is that?

[sour rivet]

im so fucking cooked man my brain was mapping the pictures out like a delivery route for death stranding

[hexed stag]

Viet?

[sharp flint]

Yeah

It’s in Sapa

[sharp flint]

It’s a really easy trek

The route was 2.5 hours on an easy pace

We took 4 because y’know chilling and taking pics while enjoying the scenery smoking cigars lol

@opal star they got some cheap montecristos here

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368860732053258250/1472699010765820149/togif.gif

[oblique belfry]

why is my youtube now filled with "all deaths" videos

fuck happened

or "all endings / secrets"

[sour rivet]

kill 7 billion shirrako's

[oblique belfry]

detroit all endings
dead island 2 all death scenes
no im not human all secrets and events with visitors

and so much more

all this all that

[sour rivet]

thanking the gods for never putting any of that sort before i played death stranding 2

i remained spoiler free for almost a year

[oblique belfry]

thumbnail referencing pyrocynical
6.32 hours long
danganronpa
meme edits in the video

my autism chart is going off the roof

[marsh cargo]

https://x.com/i/status/2038330353325359128

Antidepressant Content (@depressionlesss)

Crimson Desert players are ignoring the story to collect an army of cats

X · Mar 29, 2026, 7:00 PM

[oblique belfry]

this was the post i was talking about the other day

[sour rivet]

you're right youtuber....
weird al SHOULD make a video game

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

man ngl danganronpa 2x2 feels odd but good at the same time

im curious about its "new story"

[copper vapor]

AI pfp

[oblique belfry]

fat byakuya hopefully survives this time

[cinder gyro]

god i fucking hate ai so much

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-car-bounce-zoomy-cat-gif-11537671361197194936

[marsh cargo]

@left mantle dear god

[copper vapor]

I just killed 5 enemies by bashing them with the shield, wtf is going on

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

"Oops, all refined items are now stuck in the refinery "

[oblique belfry]

FUCK YOU NETFLIX

FUCKIN PIEACIJDEOIVNAKLJGNADOLJKGANDKIJGSADNF

OJADLNGIKAHDGN

🛌

im going to fucking curse netflix so they rot on the spot

[sharp flint]

Breakfast

[oblique belfry]

uh

fish and...salami ?

i legit cant tell what most of those are

[sharp flint]

Me either

[copper vapor]

FOUL TARNISHED

[sour rivet]

bro got the slopfast

[sharp flint]

It’s a rice roll with some pork salami, sausage, fried dough, mung bean, garlic chips, and some ground meat inside

Then you put this sauce on it

[sharp flint]

It’s pretty good

[left mantle]

This is mining now, enjoy

so many 1cscu quality types

I think they'll eventually move to a more...tiered quality long term

[sharp flint]

Got that Minute Maid orange juice in the morning

[left mantle]

Because I don't think the players are going to enjoy long term 1000 different quality types

[sharp flint]

@oblique belfry Where in Turkey is good to explore?

[oblique belfry]

cities with most activities / landscapes to visit

like istanbul / antalya

[sharp flint]

My cousins went there to ride hot air balloons and shit

[oblique belfry]

oh yea

i forgot which city

[sharp flint]

Went in some caves

[oblique belfry]

newşehir ?

i forgot

but we got those too

[sour rivet]

did you ever meet ezio auditore

[oblique belfry]

cappadocia

there we go

[sharp flint]

I wonder what monstrosity they got in here

[oblique belfry]

Antalya is like florida

[oblique belfry]

and istanbul is like a better version of NYC

[sharp flint]

[sour rivet]

my only visual experience of turkey is assassins creed revelations

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[sour rivet]

Constantinople is so cool

[sharp flint]

@oblique belfry can I sand surf in Turkey?

[oblique belfry]

i dont know what that is but we got multiple types of beaches

sand / gravel / pebbels / rock

[sharp flint]

I need to research if Turkey has sand dunes

[copper vapor]

ok I got that challenge completed

[copper vapor]

the "problem" was that the second attack in the shield bash combo sends enemies flying
and they take damage when they hit the floor
and they were dying to the fall

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/GoldyBer/status/2037645543875170666?s=20

GoldyBer (@GoldyBer)

https://t.co/c0AOdB5jHd

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 27, 2026, 9:38 PM

[oblique belfry]

fits so well wtf

anyways imma sleep now

[sour rivet]

he will watch over you

[oblique belfry]

thanks

lemme just uhh

see what we got

as last musik

[copper vapor]

am I hearing super mario music

[sour rivet]

maybe

[oblique belfry]

a found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFZFhMyiSZ8

STEEL BALL RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

https://tenor.com/bgRWZ.gif

yugo kanno you madlad

you have done it again

i pray to whoever and everyone

for dp to just get their shit together

and leave netflix

as soon as possible

fuck the contract

pay the fine later

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HEhZIVUWMAER0h6?format=jpg&name=medium

[oblique belfry]

oh

my sweater

[blazing maple]

my ribs

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/sp1baJvTkZ0?si=qSwcnfYgaZauF_8U legendary algo pull

[sour rivet]

mm ribs

i want bbq ribs now...

[sharp flint]

Did you try the sauce yet?

[sour rivet]

the mcdonalds thing isnt here yet

[sharp flint]

Oh it’s not April 1 yet

[sour rivet]

brother

WE HAVENT PASSED THE DAY YET

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/kawaii_nekoniko/status/2038380796390883551

にこちゃまちゃんぬる (@kawaii_nekoniko)

まるごとバナナたべました

X · Mar 29, 2026, 10:20 PM

[sour rivet]

this cat keeps EATING

[oblique belfry]

MOAR TWINKIES FOR THE CAT

[sour rivet]

FALL.

[copper vapor]

NOW FALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMBZEHSPyxM

[sour rivet]

GARUDAAAAAAAAAAA

[copper vapor]

too bad Garuda is old content so she's not voiced

[sour rivet]

😔

[copper vapor]

speaking of final fantasy

gachaslop but at least the art and the song are cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFp3ry-gdJA

[sour rivet]

when am i ever gonna get around to playing 16 good god

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/final-fantasy-xvi-final-fantasy-16-4

[cunning bronze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcvNsB34fjI oh nice

[sour rivet]

waow

oh fuck brine variants?

what do you mean the purgeners have new attacks

[frozen void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/553728388486004738/1242218020915384340/attachment-3.gif

[restive bear]

Hello offtopic

[restive bear]

Greetings birb

[blazing maple]

my headphones broke today so I need some new headphones reccomendations

[verbal lodge]

these are cute https://x.com/BANPRE_PZ/status/2028674239214362980/photo/1

バンプレストブランド(BANDAI SPIRITS) (@BANPRE_PZ)

＼ゲームも音楽もどんちゃん＆かっちゃんと楽しもう🎶／

左右にどんちゃん＆かっちゃんがプリントされたヘッドホンが登場🎧

イヤーパッドもふたりのカラーになっています🌟

3月5日(木)よりクレーンゲーム景品で順次登場🥁

https://t.co/0Zox5JX3S7

#太鼓...

X · Mar 3, 2026, 3:30 AM

[marsh cargo]

[blazing maple]

I don't want anything wireless

[blazing maple]

waow!

[marsh cargo]

i have enjoyed my homemade pizza

[sour rivet]

use the search function and look at all the ones we recommended you already

[verbal lodge]

the headphones are probably ass quality wise since it's from a crane game

[sour rivet]

i told ya girl

[blazing maple]

of course is gacha

[verbal lodge]

but trust me

[sour rivet]

shoulda replaced them

[verbal lodge]

you want it

[sour rivet]

smh

[blazing maple]

imagine believing that I remember thnings lmao

"hey don't you remember when-" no i don't

[sour rivet]

my point still stands

shoulda replaced it long ago smh

[blazing maple]

you're being very helpful

[sour rivet]

np oomf

[verbal lodge]

they're sponsored with the online crane games
so technically not impossible to get then, though that requires going through their systems as well

[sour rivet]

ok but fr

[verbal lodge]

[sour rivet]

i use a jbl quantum headet

[verbal lodge]

of course im not being serious, just listen to birb

[sour rivet]

its pretty good

lasted me about 3-4 years now

[verbal lodge]

im a speaker gamer

[sour rivet]

https://www.jbl.com/QUANTUM400.html @blazing maple

[blazing maple]

i can pretend i'm workingat the fbi

[sour rivet]

god no

those suck ass

any form of that type of headset

[blazing maple]

what about these bad boys

[sour rivet]

no

i already gave you my recommendation

[verbal gate]

look at the also bought section

[blazing maple]

gamerslop aesthetic

[restive bear]

Lojitij

[sour rivet]

also shit headset

[restive bear]

Lojitik

[sour rivet]

used it berfore

[verbal gate]

lojitik

[restive bear]

The furry headphones

[sour rivet]

how did they break anyway

[blazing maple]

fell off my desk

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

you're fuckiugn with me

[restive bear]

Mine is still kicking but the earpads are broken and I used glue and some toothpicks to make some space for my ear

The padding iss till there just not puffy anymore

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/VideoGameIX/status/2038420947795955812

Video Games (@VideoGameIX)

https://t.co/LGjRUi3YUr

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 1:00 AM

[sour rivet]

there is no way in hell you let it fall off your desk

[verbal gate]

I thought there'd be some striped socks there

[raven swan]

I've heard corsair cx550 is a good psu

Any other models i should look at?

[blazing maple]

it falls off all the time

this time it hit at a bad angle and exploded

like

kaboom

[sour rivet]

sam

[blazing maple]

kaboom

[sour rivet]

bullshit

[blazing maple]

oh okay

[sour rivet]

the fuck you mean it falls off all the time

[blazing maple]

i guess you know better

[sour rivet]

take better care of your stuff

[blazing maple]

what do I know

[marsh cargo]

https://x.com/towadaumabu/status/2038157002036441246

北里大学獣医学部馬術部 (@towadaumabu)

今日はアスランのお誕生日！！！！！！！
17歳になりました！
#アスラン

X · Mar 29, 2026, 7:31 AM

[blazing maple]

oh and now the judgement too

wow

[sour rivet]

oh dont be like that

[blazing maple]

I for sure asked for that

[sour rivet]

girl quiet

[verbal gate]

I have the cx650m and it works pretty great

[sour rivet]

oh wait
you have no CHOICE but to be quiet
because your headset is gone

haha!

#owned

[blazing maple]

anyway headphones sorta blew up cause I had t osprint downstairs and unlock front door so I couldn't properly set them down safely

and they slipped off of desk onto floor

and now right earphone is not connected no more and it can't sit on my head

[sour rivet]

sucks

[blazing maple]

sucks

ah well I'm a tough cookie

I'll handle it

[sour rivet]

handle my price tag

[blazing maple]

what a STEAL

[restive bear]

I went through playing games on my PC speakers in the living room (I still have my PC in the living room)

[verbal gate]

I reckon you might wanna look at super flower, nice decent budget PSUs that won't explode on you

[sour rivet]

which one is that

i have a 400

[marsh cargo]

28 is pretty cheap

[marsh cargo]

even if they are bad

[sour rivet]

hmmm

[raven swan]

Not available here

[blazing maple]

what a

not steal

[sour rivet]

oh ffs

[restive bear]

$160 wtf

[uneven sapphire]

helo chat

[sour rivet]

austrailian

[raven swan]

Nice, I'll check if the local pc market has corsairs in stock, otherwise I'll get a gigabyte psu

[restive bear]

Hello maru

[verbal gate]

yeah its just the three I have experience with, corsair, seasonic and superflower

[restive bear]

But but it said $28 😭

[blazing maple]

incredibly loud and distant didgeridoo sound effect

[sour rivet]

different version

dumdum

[restive bear]

Oh

Me no read

[sour rivet]

the 28 dollar one was the 100

this is the 400

[uneven sapphire]

Thank fully it’s sold out

[sour rivet]

its a good headset

[blazing maple]

they're just making up brands now

"mambasnake" "bluefire"

yeah okay bud

[sour rivet]

i meannn

if you have the moneeyyy

[restive bear]

Gamer colors

[little depot]

Did Kobe...

[uneven sapphire]

Sennheiser on top

[sour rivet]

you could just buy an actual microphone

[marsh cargo]

manbasnake

[blazing maple]

mambasnake is like saying "Salmonfish"

[sour rivet]

and a good pair of micless headphones

[little depot]

Salmonfish goes hard

[restive bear]

My hyperx cloud has a mic but no jack for it

[blazing maple]

i'm using a hyperx now

but alas

dead

she lasted me many a years

but she started to actively disintergrate a while back

[sour rivet]

this means hlvrai2 watchalong is delayed 😔

[restive bear]

I honestly want a new mic but alas I'm broke

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo @zealous depot The unit.

[little depot]

Y'all have mics?

[restive bear]

Wait I mean headset

[marsh cargo]

cobel
red

[restive bear]

I don't have space for an actual mic my desk smol

[little depot]

I'm still using the good old cup and wire method

[left mantle]

I'm smolderin over here

[uneven sapphire]

Don’t buy a new hyperx tho they got sold to Dell and the new models are pretty garbo apparently

[blazing maple]

sounds about roight

[sour rivet]

oi

[marsh cargo]

almost done with the moonfall set

[verbal gate]

I just use smoke signals and a guy the next town over relays it

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/elisttm-snow-leopard-eyes-lets-take-a-look-gif-17708647060006114487

[uneven sapphire]

If you want a quality headset buy sennheiser

They are kinda expensive tho

[sour rivet]

wh...why're you starin'?

[blazing maple]

oh!

[sour rivet]

dont hurt me

[sour rivet]

oh

[verbal gate]

all I can say is don't buy a Marshall Major IV lmao

[blazing maple]

Maru

you're funny

[uneven sapphire]

[blazing maple]

I'm gonna kill you

[restive bear]

Oh

[sour rivet]

nah

you rich

[blazing maple]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HAXgLTHXkAARUcn.mp4

[uneven sapphire]

[sour rivet]

you can buy it

[restive bear]

Yea sam is rich

[blazing maple]

I'm rich cause I don't buy this shit

[restive bear]

I believe she can buy it

[uneven sapphire]

I did say it’s expensive

[left mantle]

And of course one of the 9 people on arccorp on my server is at my ASD place

[sour rivet]

maybe if you had a JOB you could

#owned

[verbal gate]

just have a week or two of ice soup, big whoop

[left mantle]

I don't trust that motherfucker

[restive bear]

I need a j*b

[uneven sapphire]

Or just get a steelseries headset

[restive bear]

But alas, AI has stolen it

[uneven sapphire]

Those are pretty good too

[sour rivet]

ehh

[restive bear]

And I will grt ghosted and rejected

[uneven sapphire]

I like mine

[restive bear]

36

[uneven sapphire]

It’s defo worth 140

Worth

[raven swan]

That's good. I cheaped out and bought a no name brand psu, regretting it now

[raven swan]

Lav mic moment

[restive bear]

Wort

[verbal gate]

buy a Turtle Beach headset lmao

[sour rivet]

kill yourself

[restive bear]

What silly brand is turtle beach

[sour rivet]

its a dogshit headset

[raven swan]

Did discord just eat my reply

[sour rivet]

abysmal quality

[raven swan]

What the

[blazing maple]

i'm a good person so I'll be staying nice and quiet

[sour rivet]

no

clap back

[blazing maple]

no thank you

I choose joy

[sour rivet]

but if you dont

ill feel bad

[uneven sapphire]

Idk but google also brought up passive ear pros with it

[sour rivet]

:(

[restive bear]

Jolly

[teal spade]

Chat I am so fuuucked

[verbal gate]

friend of mine had one, straight sounded like he's talking through an intercom, three weeks later sent us a pic of him taping the thing together since plastic broke lmao

[teal spade]

Today I'm working with my paramedic teacher

[raven swan]

I was going to ask if you have a hangover or something

[teal spade]

I. Am. So. Fucked.

[little depot]

Was it a bear?

[restive bear]

House MD episode

[blazing maple]

they're that freaky huh?

[marsh cargo]

[teal spade]

He is definitely built like one

[raven swan]

Grim is vexed

[teal spade]

[blazing maple]

throw a salmon to distract him and run away

[verbal gate]

why, you scared they'll think "This bitch learned jack fucking shit since I taught em"? or just the mentor jitters

[raven swan]

Don't worry, give him the rat bite medicine

[restive bear]

Truly a vexing situation

[teal spade]

I CAN'T, I'M WORKING WITH HIM TODAY

He's gonna judge me so hard

[blazing maple]

while he's not looking inject him or yourself with something mysterious and villainous as an excuse to leave

[restive bear]

The EVIL medicine

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple anyway jbl is my recommendation
there was this other headset i loved dearly but i cannot remember its name i apolocheese

[blazing maple]

mmmn

cheese

[sour rivet]

you are deaf

[raven swan]

Okay valid reaction

[sour rivet]

and MUTE

[teal spade]

SISTER! LEAVE WHERE?! THE MAN IS A PARAMEDIC THAT KNOWS MORE ABOUT MEDICINE THAN YOU DO ABOUT BEING A LESBIAN

[raven swan]

Must screm

[verbal gate]

do what the eyeball guy in RE2 did and suddenly grow large appendages and a frankly ludicrously large eyeball i

[sour rivet]

cant wait for votv 0.9 to release whilst your headsetless

[restive bear]

Oh nice finally found my ride to college. I fucking hate my chud college life

[verbal gate]

oooh he's gonna judge you so hard

[sour rivet]

you leave to go home

dumbass

[restive bear]

JUDGEMENT

[verbal gate]

did the transport strike end yet or nah?

[blazing maple]

a small price to pay

[blazing maple]

It seems the only solution...

is to lock in

[sour rivet]

small price?
bish a good headset is like 60 bucks

[raven swan]

Accept the judgement. Let it be a part of you.

[teal spade]

How??? He's gonna fix me right up and then scold me

[restive bear]

Not sure yet

I'm in bicol

[teal spade]

[blazing maple]

maybe I can steal my dads headset

yeah.,..

[marsh cargo]

https://x.com/mecchaJP/status/2038360662640845001

Meccha Japan (@mecchaJP)

Pokémon Cool - Plush Life-Size Snom✨ Available at the link below!
🛑 https://t.co/TWQJ9MdbYM
#Pokemon #Snom # LifeSizePokemon

X · Mar 29, 2026, 9:00 PM

[blazing maple]

that's a good idea....

[sour rivet]

you cant do that to him

you would steal from your sick father?

i'll tattle

[blazing maple]

yeah that makes it easier than if he were healthy

#owned

[sour rivet]

FUCK

[blazing maple]

#cancermogged

[sour rivet]

check your prostate in 10 years

the cells are already forming

[teal spade]

Mentor jitters, what if he asks me something I forgor?!?

[verbal gate]

theoretically you can shift your molecules to avoid catching light, therefore appearing invisible. hope this helps

[teal spade]

[raven swan]

And then what? Get a note on his record about being absent from work?

[verbal gate]

yes because the moment you become able to shift your molecules, you are still heavily confined by the shackles of human society

[little depot]

Is he single

[teal spade]

Nay

[little depot]

Shame

[raven swan]

Azu in shambles

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/tering-ik-wens-je-anime-gif-25110495

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Bakutan_bot1/status/2038328335709954228

癒しのお届け便 📦【動物】 (@Bakutan_bot1)

男性の声によって目覚めた白い子ヤギが慌てて群れの方に走っていく

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 6:52 PM

[sour rivet]

i must put him in a box

[blazing maple]

bookmarking this

[sour rivet]

what

[little depot]

男性の声によって目覚めた白い子ヤギが慌てて群れの方に走っていく🗣️

[sour rivet]

no

dont put me in a book

[blazing maple]

everyone in my immediate family has had some form of cancer

except me

so I'm waiting for my turn

I hope I get a good one

and not a bad one

[little depot]

Breast cancer

[sour rivet]

you seem to already have a poor immune system

[little depot]

Lymphoma

[verbal gate]

so good they'll name it after you?

[little depot]

Hair cancer

[uneven sapphire]

[little depot]

I cast uterine cyst

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWcskuhEoPc/?igsh=MjV6cjFwampyOXd2

Il cast japanese bible

[uneven sapphire]

I cast remove ancestry

[brittle karma]

holy whale, p5 yvonne and tangtang

[blazing maple]

my dad got multiple myloma and my mother got breast cancer my brothre got hodgkins lymphoma

[uneven sapphire]

Now you are a default homosapein

[blazing maple]

oh boy

[sour rivet]

you made those words up

[little depot]

Did you know that the japanese bible was last updated in 1876

[blazing maple]

all words are made up

[sour rivet]

true

[slim magnet]

76 new meme

[little depot]

Meaning it's very different to the other conventional versions of the bible

[sour rivet]

anyway fucking myeloma?

ouchj

[little depot]

Momo did u listen to the song you old stag

[little depot]

My condolences

I didn't think I'd nail 2 of em

[sour rivet]

honestly sam just pray you dont get leukemia

[little depot]

????

Birb give her your bone marrow

[sour rivet]

ok

i dont need it

🦴

[little depot]

You're both white it should work

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-bonnie-bonnie-toy-freddy-strangle-strangling-gif-4629429494796205212

[little depot]

Me when I get yoy

[verbal gate]

I was about to suggest you donate your DNA to make a clone for Sam to inhabit, but I'm not sure it would be a better one

[little depot]

Fate worse than death

[sour rivet]

i uh...
dont want to do that?

[little depot]

Birb is actually about 28 billion single celled organism

In a hive mind

[sour rivet]

i am a birb

[little depot]

Fuck you

[sour rivet]

research me

[little depot]

Attachment work head ass

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6-7-soldier-67-soldier-6-7-soldier-76-gif-15249362759904862413

[sour rivet]

instinct

[little depot]

No

[raven swan]

i'm going to try endfield on mobile now

because pc cooked

[sour rivet]

fuck you mean no

level your health

[little depot]

No means no bill cosby

[sour rivet]

??

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/Callunc/status/2038288579109982679

man this is soo me rn

CallUnc (@Callunc)

When you get fired, but you're still in the company group chat

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 4:14 PM

[sour rivet]

DO INSTINCT

LEVEL YOUR HEALTH

[little depot]

Uhhh no

Attachment>

[little depot]

Fuck you and your gorrest

Head eyes and claw

[restive bear]

No more kitkat chocolate for the femboys in Poland

[sour rivet]

how did you get this picture

i thought i hid my kitkats

[marsh cargo]

[restive bear]

He's in your walls

[marsh cargo]

im in his timeline

[little depot]

Turns out ai doesn't know what KitKats look like

[sour rivet]

idk man my kitkat is ass rn

KITKAT?

TIMELINE

i think my tired brain is kicking in

[restive bear]

Wait that's fucking AI?

[little depot]

Can I kick in your brain

[restive bear]

[little depot]

They fucking removed my clearance

Chat am I cooked

[marsh cargo]

quite

[sour rivet]

im gonna share this again (ds2 spoils)

[restive bear]

Is this Darksouls or Street fighter, is that a gundam in the background? Oh now it's Guitar Hero

[sour rivet]

koimja

[restive bear]

Koimja

[sour rivet]

dont think i ever shared this one

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo Well, first time in awhile i've randomly fallen through the floor

[slim magnet]

jarvis play wrinkly 64

[sour rivet]

this is the biggest piece of shit i have ever used in my entire loife

fuck you mean nightmare question WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONLY ONE MAY YOU CHOOSE

[blazing maple]

HIGGS

[sour rivet]

i woke up after choosing him

i dunno if i chose wrong or not

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/videoslop/status/2038432266880245913

stupid glaggle (@videoslop)

https://t.co/F5Y7BEcXej

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 30, 2026, 1:44 AM

[sour rivet]

i wonder if i can get that one easter egg with him...

brb gotta sleep next to a coffin

it didnt pop up :(

o wait sam i dont think you were here when i unlocked this

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/dreeamberry/status/2038300170106950133

𖹭 (@dreeamberry)

https://t.co/YerihIs8bU

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 5:00 PM

[blazing maple]

fraggle

[sour rivet]

fraggle

[brittle karma]

daughter is home

[raven geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/microsoft-teams-microsoft-teams-tweaking-tweakin-gif-9394409742497063084

[pallid sapphire]

Chat can you see it?

[orchid lynx]

this fucking app just does not work on my phone at all

[sour rivet]

it signed me out again

[orchid lynx]

especially when i made a outlook email specifically for business related shit i cant look at any of it unless im on my laptop

[grave sparrow]

I'm literally blindfolded my ni

[pallid sapphire]

Dumbass

[restive bear]

Woke up from nap bruh I wanna go home

[grave sparrow]

Screw you

I knew this from the beginning but Ive pretended that I did not

[sour rivet]

my guy what are these REQUIREMENTS

[restive bear]

Harvest my materials

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-25046275

[cinder gyro]

the roads are always worth it mate

[sour rivet]

sire i am doing this solo

im gonna be here forever

should i just
do the monorails first?

[restive bear]

Mayhaps

[cinder gyro]

pick a path xd

[sour rivet]

dang ol auto pavers have different requirements grmgmrgm

[cinder gyro]

just 100%ed the first game a month or so ago

those roads were such a nice extra to get those sss deliveries 😭

[sour rivet]

In 2 you can upgrade them do have a roof for timefall and a speed boost for vehicles

[uneven sapphire]

[sour rivet]

we drivin

[cinder gyro]

cant wait to get my hands on it

[pallid sapphire]

Double Dumbass

[verbal lodge]

gratz on your daughter
unfortunately i'm not going for her, zhuang fangyi is the next target

https://tenor.com/view/rossi-rossi-arknights-rossi-endfield-arknights-endfield-ark-rossi-gif-1717324898289716300

[carmine laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-butcher-gif-5041092981331887802

[sick trail]

License and registration

Also hi Shawn

[sour rivet]

My license is your mother and my registration is your father

[sick trail]

Oh so, roundabout, you're my sibling
It is my duty to kick your ass

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/760256114829819986/1158877307881132122/command_grab.gif

[olive coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/pzmuSDgvsPY?si=Ffj7QIZPvCSGWHne

[left mantle]

a wild shiyon

that server annoyed me because I fell through the bridge in site-b aswell

[carmine laurel]

[left mantle]

so I moved servers

[carmine laurel]

[left mantle]

Fresnel fucks btw

Such a good weapon for pve

[carmine laurel]

didnt even read about it properly

[left mantle]

Basically longer it fires the lower the fire rate but higher the damage

near max heat it's basically a pre-nerf P8

[carmine laurel]

fire

[slim magnet]

bro i really need to work on my lineart speed

staying on one drawing for more than a day makes me feel worse about it

[left mantle]

only real downside is it's heavy as shit so my movespeed is very slow

but it's accurate, with exactly the kind of stats I need, and the recoil is pretty damn good base

[uneven sapphire]

Buh 2 weeks without PE and 60 2step push ups took the life out of me

[brittle karma]

[restive bear]

That looks like a missile

[restive bear]

We've been practicing volleyball for our PE subject and I'm not very enthusiastic about it I rather play basketball

But the instructor insists we just play volleyball because it's in the curriculum

LET'S GOOO EARLY DISMISSAL AND LONG WEEKEND

Aight time to crash

[sick trail]

Imagine not liking TO SEND that volleyball

[restive bear]

As much as I like to experience doing the spike ala "Filipino Bomb" volleyball is just not fit for me. I absolutely suck at even the basic handling skills

[gleaming nymph]

damn with british accent

[restive bear]

British furry

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-do-you-single-to-back-that-up-gif-21443611

[raven geyser]

Mid morning

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_V7143GKLw

[celest plank]

wiesz co krio

ale bym opierdolił krokieta z mięsem

i serem

kurwa mać ale głodny jestem

Ja pierdole

Kurwa

Chryste panie

O Boże

Kurwa

[raven geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/not-locked-locked-in-not-locked-in-locking-in-gif-17870501832991221080

[celest plank]

O Boże O Kurwa

[sick trail]

Speedrunner OST

[slim magnet]

how it feels to get consistent speedkicks and frame perfect rollouts

[raven swan]

Me when

[raven swan]

Oh hell yeah

How many pulls

[sick trail]

https://youtu.be/NYma6tXnQQs

[snow tree]

🐺

[snow tree]

O kuuuuuuuurwa

Się głodny zrobiłem nicponiu

Z barszczykiem czerwonym

Ale takim domowym, na zakwasie

[pallid sapphire]

Sounds turkish

@oblique belfry translate

Triggering Poland since 1935

[snow tree]

Shit funny

[pallid sapphire]

He will be so confused when he comes online

[raven geyser]

Meat croquettes are yuck

https://tenor.com/view/peripeteia-lenin-kasia-hallway-weirdo-bonk-gif-11582323062913754205

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWfO-I8s154/?igsh=N2RobHc1MzRzbXpw

Peak

[tiny notch]

three cheers for sweet revenge is such a good album

[little depot]

When did u have good taste

[tiny notch]

i havegood taste azu!!

[little depot]

Right right

[pallid raft]

i like i brought you my bullets too

[tiny notch]

thats also good

[blazing maple]

I got some tape and fixed my headset for a bit

we're so back

[sick trail]

Gofundme for Sam's shoestring headset replacement

[tiny notch]

i got 25 pence

[sick trail]

Purge the vtuber

[slim magnet]

wow she's really pretty

[celest plank]

Bułeczke zjadłem od przyjaciółki

Poszedłem na kompromis

Zwaliłem w grzejnik

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-phil-leotardo-i-compromised-i-jacked-off-into-a-tissue-gif-11977680845762309563

[brittle karma]

daughter of endfield

[slim magnet]

love yellow eyes

[blazing maple]

worry not

i'm gonna buy a headset for like 50$ maybe

and then debate whether or not to buy a mic arm for 90

gotta kickstart my asmr career somehow

[sick trail]

No binaural mic

Flopped at the very starting line

[blazing maple]

what's that

I just think it looks neat

[gleaming nymph]

When that honk chu honk chu mimimi hits

[sick trail]

One of these

[blazing maple]

oh

ew

I was being sarcastic asmr scares me

the only thin that should be in my ears are the words of the lord amen

[raven geyser]

@snow tree

Okay you get a ping too @celest plank

[sick trail]

I know at least 1 Pole that's 2/3 up the right side of that triangle

[raven geyser]

@celest plank

[sick trail]

I think he works in a factory or something

[shut tundra]

Y'all wanted dead end shotgun designs?

[raven geyser]

Luv jackhammer

[shut tundra]

Reload it then

[raven geyser]

R