╟❓general-offtopic

[celest plank]

ivan wants one too?

[pallid sapphire]

It looks like a buttplug

[celest plank]

speaking from experience?

[pallid sapphire]

Obviously

[carmine laurel]

Laffs wife is into some kinky stuff

[pallid sapphire]

[celest plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1464621403923022058/Screenshot_2026-01-24-15-02-30-52_572064f74bd5f9fa804b05334aa4f912.jpg?ex=69c9d9ba&is=69c8883a&hm=813f1601a17d172c97ae993024cbf0c6ec0678136f4740639b527bc8bade0963& gives a similar energy

[pallid sapphire]

[uneven sapphire]

@carmine laurel

[celest plank]

what kind of rimworld map generation is this?

[carmine laurel]

build an empire

[uneven sapphire]

idk but its glorious

[celest plank]

true

ac odyssey type shit

[upbeat verge]

this one going in the next recap

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry start collecting footage already

You will have it easier in december

[upbeat verge]

please include the xal lgbt black queen one

[celest plank]

offtopic so fucking boring that there have been no situations since last year

except minor shit

Brainfart had the most situations

[carmine laurel]

time for a reinstall

[celest plank]

Rus_bot, borka alt, etc

shit was amazing

[celest plank]

Fuck yeah

It was lovely playing it even at 23fps

[sharp flint]

@celest plank nobody’s instigating, that’s why

[celest plank]

We lack adrenaline

[carmine laurel]

[oblique belfry]

buh

[celest plank]

Somebody has to boil the water

[oblique belfry]

ow

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5tWPG0AU9LVjONRofHcLD0?si=axDUv7glR82uOxB7r-3c4Q
@celest plank @oblique belfry

Daily offtopic banger

[oblique belfry]

will listen when i open pc

doomscrollin

[celest plank]

YOOOO

IVAN A FELLOW TRUE DETECTIVE ENJOYER?

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/pink-guy-joji

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1q8KzWlhMI

[olive coral]

rus bot aka madirex

[celest plank]

Yep

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HCYPVEBWwAAagEn.webp

[copper vapor]

mah boi
this peace is what all true warriors strive for

https://klipy.com/gifs/mah-boi-king-hyrule-zelda

[celest plank]

who will write poems about brave warriors if no battles will take place?

[copper vapor]

and we're even at risk of it shattering

[quiet abyss]

i loved that one

[celest plank]

ah fuck it

[quiet abyss]

i dont like how much hate it got

[celest plank]

time to start a war

[quiet abyss]

odyssey slapped

[celest plank]

nvm sralnia is dead

I wanted to rise an army

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bop-bop-bop-shoebody-bop

[thick plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

FUCK YOU MEAAAAAAAAAN I DONT EVEN USE CHAT TO TYPE

[copper vapor]

which one is that, for honor or deadlock

[thick plover]

i guess using ` and pressing 1 then 4 equals toxic

that keybind is good fight

guess im toxic man

[thick plover]

for hono

r

[celest plank]

april 1st

get april fooled up the ass

[thick plover]

ubisoft thinking they funny like 1 bad game doesn't send them back to low income housing

[copper vapor]

I'm unironically seeing people complain about QoL improvements in Crimson Desert's recent patch

it's just impossible to win with gamers, holy shit

[thick plover]

people love complaining

[sharp flint]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-sam-jackson-shook-shocked-scary-gif-5260044

[copper vapor]

I just wish I could change the dodge roll thing but apparently that's not possible
half a decade of muscle memory must be eliminated

(and then reacquired once nioh 3 dlc comes out)

[thick plover]

shouldn't have played nioh huh

[copper vapor]

or stranger of paradise
or wo long
or rise of the ronin

or lords of the fallen

or uh

what was the other one

code vein I think.

[thick plover]

rematched a highlander 3 times just for him to go
wait I have hyper armor

and every single attack he was spamming was hyper armored

fuck my chud life

i was throwing mix ups and getting destroyed

[raven geyser]

Wot this

[pliant meteor]

[copper vapor]

rimworld

[uneven sapphire]

rimworld

[arctic flicker]

ribworld

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-719764880701715616

rock solid is grifting using something i like

[raven geyser]

There are rivers in rimworld?

[arctic flicker]

yeah if you put a colony by a river tile on the world map you'll get one

the only problem though is oceans and running water rivers can spawn mechanoids directly there

so its kinda dogshit

[raven geyser]

Still weird vast majority of survivals completely ignore need for water

And if they dont its just damn annoying

[arctic flicker]

building a colony in the desert and its 50c outside

[tiny notch]

people forgetting the moon and sun have names will never not be funny

[copper vapor]

I can fw this

but we get so used to calling them sun and moon instead of Sol and Luna

[tiny notch]

yea

also earth being called terra

[copper vapor]

urath

[tiny notch]

these bitches have names like all other planets

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-allen-the-alien-mark-grayson-me-and-friends-urath-gif-3115954012340902580

[copper vapor]

or Holy Terra

[tiny notch]

i saw someone say "sol" is just the name for the sun/solar sytem in warframe and isnt actually its real name

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-hiromi-higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-jjk-memes-gif-10370496866020481076

[copper vapor]

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

i cannot take this guy seriously

[raven geyser]

Well those are just latin words for them

[verbal gate]

WAIT AINT THIS THE GUY WHO MADE FOOT FETISH MINECRAFT VIDS????

[tiny notch]

minecraft foot fetish guy

YEAH LMAO

IT WAS

[quiet abyss]

what is he yapping about

[verbal gate]

I FUCKING KNEW IT THE MOMENT I SAW THOSE DETAILED KNUCKLES

[quiet abyss]

can you translate the twitter speak

[tiny notch]

he's trying to get into politics buy calling anyone who hates supreme lord trump "retarded fgt"

too pussy to say the word

[verbal gate]

I think the main point you might be asking is the No Kings protest, essentially a protest against the current US president

[uneven sapphire]

@carmine laurel I think i'm gonna be a billioneir from crops

[quiet abyss]

little bitch, if youre gonna use a slur, use it right

baby coward

[tiny notch]

it being called no kings is a reference to fallout new vegas trump saying he wanted to be a king of the US

[tiny notch]

[pure compass]

no vowels

[quiet abyss]

oh ok

supreme tangerine trump

[pure compass]

also minecraft foot fetish?

what

[verbal gate]

please don't

[quiet abyss]

you have to ask what that entails?

[verbal gate]

I accidentally clicked one of his vids on my minecraft phase, which is why I don't go there no more lmao

[quiet abyss]

in my minecraft phase i play minecraft

as one would

[verbal gate]

cmon man you know what I mean

I aint fucking mainlining yt vids to the veins, it just comes up naturally when all you do is talk about minecraft, the overlords are listening every time

[pure compass]

Can you give me enough to understand the premise ?
Since yknow, minecraft characters dont really have hands or feet

[quiet abyss]

i dont have this issue

[verbal gate]

you see how kinda detailed the fist is in the image, imagine that but for a foot

[quiet abyss]

my browser just shows me porn ads, because thats how debased the world is, and just what youtube allows

sorry

not porn, its softcore, or strongly suggestive ALMOST porn

[pure compass]

yeah that's all I needed

[verbal gate]

you would be surprised how far youtube allows for shit

thank fuck I havent seen an ad in like 7 years of yt

[quiet abyss]

@blazing maple i would like to be first to know of any darktide activity

in the future

priority messaging

also, @upbeat verge im over atrod, im reverting

[verbal gate]

man, havent played that much CF, only a small bit back in high school, they got some bullshit ass weapon skins lmao

[upbeat verge]

ok atoex

[quiet abyss]

fuck sakes

[upbeat verge]

atrox

[quiet abyss]

god dammit

[upbeat verge]

he cant miss

atoex sounds like asshole desease

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

i mean u can use w/e name u want mate

[blazing maple]

okie dokie

[teal spade]

@wet orchid @pallid sapphire @copper vapor @marsh cargo @slim blaze @quiet abyss

also some bad ass Tyberos because why not

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

[uneven sapphire]

i forgot flooding is a thing now

[quiet abyss]

"Welcome to McDona-"

"Happy Meal."

[teal spade]

I've seen a meme of that once but I can't find it now

[quiet abyss]

imma see if i can find it now

i might have a gift with finding obscure 40k memes

including one with hot ass version of the emperor

[teal spade]

I found one on youbtubes but it's meh

[quiet abyss]

ive used my wrist rest for my keyboard so much the leather is worn through

fuck man

thats funny

[teal spade]

get a new one

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1900506067/conquest-butt-and-invincible-3d-mouse?ls=s&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=omniman+mousepad&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&sts=1&content_source=a8c9ca5b-8052-45a1-81bf-a4cfbc8fcd54%253ALTcf2da2bbb03f1f1d487734b40e7a1a16022c5f07&organic_search_click=1&logging_key=a8c9ca5b-8052-45a1-81bf-a4cfbc8fcd54%3ALTcf2da2bbb03f1f1d487734b40e7a1a16022c5f07

[quiet abyss]

nah for the keyboard

[forest acorn]

[quiet abyss]

but that is a PEAK mousepad

at least its not tiddies

thats funny

because tiddie mousepads are girlfriend repellant, and i dont intend to die alone

hope i get lucky like ivan, but i hope i can skip the men, unlike ivan

[carmine laurel]

amazing seed

[quiet abyss]

The nice lady at the sperm bank after I donated:

(that one is out of pocket)

[brittle karma]

https://youtu.be/3-Cj3dXwQWI

[quiet abyss]

this post is Samantha Approved™

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

shush mbo i have proof

im winning

dont doubt me mr lithuania

go back to making dry x toaster fanfics

dry after the toaster ^

[thick plover]

when you having fun playing for honor duels

and the next enemy is prestige 38 warmonger

[quiet abyss]

then you remember youre on for honor

[teal spade]

no such thing

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1433373592686563459/wTw7x3l.gif

[olive coral]

@teal spade now do the josta one

[teal spade]

!josta

[solid sundial]

@worldly minnow ⠀⠀

[copper vapor]

I mean it goes in line with the awful jokes

[quiet abyss]

wha

[thick plover]

I WON 3-0

IM CRACKED

crazy ass player

[copper vapor]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DWb0RA7CB7H/

[thick plover]

warmonguh down

[restive bear]

Damn cow feeding on a human corpse

[thick plover]

still no drip though

i hate the toe stab guy

[green granite]

Samantha

[restive bear]

@blazing maple Is this true

[thick plover]

this game sucks

[teal spade]

Weeb

[thick plover]

kensei is fun

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

Time for blood west because I got tilted by a juren in 1v1s

chud ass character

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/UFWOLJk1-M8?si=TU_viR8Eb0nTq1H2

which fucking universe is this

dr house and mr bean

[quiet abyss]

TIS OVER

IT HAS HAPPENED

IVE BEEN RELEASED

im done with that piece of shit

[thick plover]

really fella

it be a stronger version of a enemy

I shot every single crossbow bolt i have into him and then it still took 1 dynamite to kill it

they dont fuck around he got health

[quiet abyss]

also holy shit

you play darktide much?

i have 556 hours and i have ONE level 100 character

[copper vapor]

this does not look 40k at all

the heck is this

[restive bear]

I got 22.4 hours in the funny gold guy worshipping game

Well, that was when it had a free weekend

[copper vapor]

hilarious misspelling of 'horde' shooter

[copper vapor]

22400 hours in a free weekend?

[restive bear]

Wait no

My goofy ass typing k in that

[copper vapor]

also what is the funny gold guy worshipping game

[restive bear]

It's my uhh metaphor for the Emperor

Darktide

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cigarette-bossy-walk-gif-10772534467495814051

[latent hazel]

why are his eyes so narrow

[forest acorn]

allergic reaction to you

[thick plover]

Theres enemies that throw molotovs now

[forest acorn]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G5J4BvRWEAAG_Ni.gif

[oblique belfry]

?

whats up with the name change

[forest acorn]

what are u playing wtf,,,

[thick plover]

blood west

[forest acorn]

its to promote an update or something

[latent hazel]

not nice

[forest acorn]

they added a Hard Mode like dl1 where shit is actually scarce

[forest acorn]

its like how dying light 2 became dying light 2 stay human after a bit

[forest acorn]

oh shit and you can slowly clear all the zombies off the map zomboid style

[oblique belfry]

[forest acorn]

or cdda i guess

[oblique belfry]

"killed infected do not respawn"

[forest acorn]

i guess its also a downside since you cant farm resources off backpack zombies

[oblique belfry]

not gonna lie

[forest acorn]

and mutated infected tokens are gonna be limited

[oblique belfry]

these changes look great on paper

because at some point dying light zombies turned into dummies that you tested your weapons on

[forest acorn]

oh that game

thats awesome

[oblique belfry]

and got repetitive in the late game

[forest acorn]

just like every dying light game tbh

[oblique belfry]

ye

so im curious about this update

shame i props wont be able to play this game

[forest acorn]

dl1 late game was just moving into The Following dlc and driving around for hours

or farming that one turtle store for packs to turn in for survivor levels

[oblique belfry]

yeah or the dl1 bridge for gauzes

[forest acorn]

that bridge area was great tbh

so much police car ammo

[oblique belfry]

im down for permanent world progressions

would change the concept of dying light a bit

the gameplay aspect of it at least

man the cover art sucks compared to the other 2 games

[thick plover]

im lovin it

[copper vapor]

could be worse, could be bundles of dynamite

CRUDUX CRUO

[main dust]

Man I got hacked

had to factory reset

everything feels new

in a bad way

[copper vapor]

what in the assassin's creed loading screen

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[cunning bronze]

the music is dope

[oblique belfry]

ngl

i miss the old mr beast content

[main dust]

count to a million, right now lol

[oblique belfry]

dude used to make interesting vids

[copper vapor]

tbh the only video I actually "liked" that he made was the one where he spent a week or so in isolation

it was fake af but at least it was good theatrics

[oblique belfry]

buried ? stranded ? locked in a room ?

which one

[copper vapor]

locked in a room

[oblique belfry]

dude did it so many times that there are variants now

oh yea

that one was decent

[thick plover]

it could be this

(its this)

ITS TWO

[oblique belfry]

did they add a bot for this video btw

the thumbnail keeps changing

according to views

ah.

AI free thumbnails

[thick plover]

oh wait theyre easy

I threw molotovs on them and they insta died

[oblique belfry]

biggest media moment 7 years ago

i remember everyone was losing their shit over this

[thick plover]

it would be very funny if he went thru every video and replaced it with AI thumbnails

[oblique belfry]

wait im gonna check his oldest videos

[celest plank]

tf

[oblique belfry]

you are KIDDING ME

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

aint no way he also started with mc

damn

[thick plover]

IT DOES SO MUCH DAMAGE

[oblique belfry]

well well well

[cunning bronze]

@marsh cargo BRO there's a mommies event in Granblue https://x.com/nemuiryuu/status/2038231656985686096?s=20

Sei 💫 (@nemuiryuu)

X · Mar 29, 2026, 12:27 PM

wtf hahaha

peak

[copper vapor]

and apparently this is anthuria

yea I'd hit her mom instead

[sour rivet]

Why are you hitting her mom
Thats fucked up

[cunning bronze]

This is what Sparter plays btw || https://x.com/ThanosPagkidis1/status/2037999680118767622?s=20 ||

Thanos Pagkidis (@ThanosPagkidis1)

BRO???????????????

X · Mar 28, 2026, 9:06 PM

[oblique belfry]

jesus

coconuts

[sour rivet]

Her poor back

[cunning bronze]

More like whole melons my boy

[sour rivet]

And yet they do not abide to the laws of physics

[copper vapor]

ofc they don't it's an anime game

[sour rivet]

Wretched lawbreakers

[cunning bronze]

Well, she's not a human

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle @frank hearth

[celest plank]

600k views in 13 years, bro fell off

[frank hearth]

[real aspen]

duplikate and paul's clones dont disappear when they die yeah?

so

why not make a bunch

and turn them into reanimen

[oblique belfry]

the strat of someone sacrificing themselfs so others dont lose lp

on 5 pre lobbies

boo

bro snitchin

[cunning bronze]

👀

[copper vapor]

99% human features

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

tft's next set is giving me hades vibes

[real aspen]

so true oomfie

human with minor fantasy features isnt nonhuman

[copper vapor]

CD update changed some of the controls again

time to get used to it again

[real aspen]

@oblique belfry remind me can eve user her powers on herself?

[oblique belfry]

such as ?

[copper vapor]

atom eve? yes

[real aspen]

like within herself to reinforce bones and shit

[oblique belfry]

she can make herself armor and change her clothing n such

[copper vapor]

there's a scene where she wakes up and fixes her hair and dresses herself with her power

[oblique belfry]

she has a limiter built in so she technically can but she cant

[thick plover]

I FOUND ANOTHER GOLD KEY

THIS GAMES AWESOME

[real aspen]

why is this random wrinkle here

[oblique belfry]

for example in the ( SEASON 3 SPOILER) || conquest fight, she almost dies but brings herself back when she goes overdrive mode ||

[thick plover]

I found another gold key

RAAAAAAAAAGH

[copper vapor]

as long as she has the mental willpower to activate her abilities she could potentially just fix herself on an atomic level and heal any wounds

[thick plover]

me when the safe loot

[oblique belfry]

ye

[thick plover]

me when it ABSOLUTE FUCKING ASS

[oblique belfry]

but atom eve's special explains it

and even herself says it on ep 8 s3

[tiny notch]

holy aura

[oblique belfry]

she has a built in limiter inside of her

and her feeling like dying broke that limit

[copper vapor]

I did ask a friend some time ago

what stops her from just

turning people's brains off

[real aspen]

plot

[oblique belfry]

muh morals

"we dont kil"

not so morally right when she just || death lazered conquest ||

[sour rivet]

i got
bacon

[real aspen]

i also find it so ass that she has generic flight

like

hello platforms?

that'd be much cooler than ✨ pink jets ✨

[thick plover]

you should

NOW!

[oblique belfry]

props uses more power

also why platform for herself

[copper vapor]

why limit yourself to creating platforms to jump between when you can just free fly lmao

[oblique belfry]

ye

[real aspen]

cuz cooler duh

[oblique belfry]

how

[sick trail]

Wow, for the first time in a while, TF2 autobalance let me win cp_dustbowl offense twice in a row

[real aspen]

walking on air is cooler than magic flight imo

[copper vapor]

sorry, hopping platforms is not cooler than flying

[oblique belfry]

"walking on air"

"platforms"

[real aspen]

platforms just under her feet

[oblique belfry]

that are solid

made out of solid atoms

[real aspen]

doge i'll turn your pee solid

[oblique belfry]

and ill use it to stab you with it

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

anyway yes i think walking on air -technically walking on invisible platforms which manifest under your every step- but practically on air, is cooler than magic flight, depends on character's overall design and power set though

[oblique belfry]

dont see it working for eve's design

if it was some villain or smth maybe

[quiet abyss]

nitpicking sab is here

oh brother

[real aspen]

i will nitpick

you will not stop me

[quiet abyss]

also why in the FUCK WOULD YOU WALK EVERYWHERE YOU DUMB FUCKING JACKANAPE

[real aspen]

walking is healthy

[quiet abyss]

THATS TIRING, IM NOT WALKING ACROSS THE GLOBE

WAIT AINT YOU OVERWEIGHT

thats a personal jab, sorry

[real aspen]

i walk faster than 90% of human population

[quiet abyss]

good for you mate, dont care

flight is better and neato

[real aspen]

nuh uh

walking is more aura

[pallid raft]

can you walk faster than 90 percent of the human population for more than 5 minutes though

[real aspen]

yes

[real aspen]

especially if you're defying gravity

walking on air upside down

[oblique belfry]

bro thinks he is pucci

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

the translators give me �

[oblique belfry]

what

[sour rivet]

10010101

[proven tundra]

THE TRANSLATORS GIVE HIM

[oblique belfry]

i....huh

??

[oblique belfry]

im confussion

[real aspen]

bro tried to translate binary into text

[sand canopy]

I fucking love sunsets rraaaahhhhhhh

[oblique belfry]

OH

bruh

[sour rivet]

the true intelligence level of a ultrakill fan

[verbal gate]

I love how Eve locked the fuck in the Conquest fight but the moment shit started to sour she pulled out the dogshit "pink walls" yet again

[oblique belfry]

why would you think about binary

when you saw that number

[sour rivet]

because it was all 1's and 0's?

[real aspen]

uh

m

robot

robot is binary

[oblique belfry]

wow

[real aspen]

and it's all 0 and 1

so

yewah

[oblique belfry]

its just a stream count mane 🥀 its not that deep

not everything is filled with secrets

[real aspen]

[sour rivet]

i didnt do it because for secrets

[verbal gate]

oh boy hot oil in skin hurts a lot

[proven tundra]

I'm still wondering why it's heartbreaking

[sour rivet]

yeah

[real aspen]

smae

[proven tundra]

SEE IT IS FILLED WITH SECRETS DOGE

[oblique belfry]

simple
either he is glad or he is sad

to be fair i dont see his upload for "at ends"

only the 2024 version

so i think its the latter

[sour rivet]

if its heartbreaking then its sad

[proven tundra]

Is the song sad?
Is the amount of streams sad?
TELL US DOGE
TELL USSSSSSS

[oblique belfry]

well its a somber song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NILcwgwHEEs

oh wait nvm

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

youtube auto generated this

no wonder it doesnt show up on his channel

[proven tundra]

You shall be spared for now

Firing squad, stand down

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

Also I'm too lazy to fill out the paperwork

[thick plover]

cant find the piece of cursed gold im supposed to find

[proven tundra]

Irl?

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/9T5mIOA1hqQ?is=M3KxreTO0KaLRVXk
ngl having finished this game
this intro sequence was fucking fire dude
@oblique belfry @celest plank @real aspen

[verbal gate]

put the slab back lil bro

[sour rivet]

whats your offer unc

[oblique belfry]

love me ingame intros / credits

gow did it too

[upbeat verge]

they went above and beyond with that intro
so simple , just jin riding and yet it felt so grand and powerful

[oblique belfry]

i forgot but 1 more game did it too

[sour rivet]

when am i gonna see the invincle scene with that j o b

[upbeat verge]

now i lowkey wanna replay got just for that intro

[oblique belfry]

ep 3

[upbeat verge]

[sour rivet]

oh cool

[marsh cargo]

tushima

[sour rivet]

i just started it

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

cant wait to see that j o b

[proven tundra]

MY YOGURT CUP

NUUUUU

Whew

Saved

[lucid latch]

https://youtu.be/EZY1KsPwiHQ?si=NyDeD4KC__IMnSKw

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/iL3j7nI3J3F.gif

[lucid latch]

[proven tundra]

What's the deal
I don't wanna click click bait

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/job-application-job-invincible-conquest-conquest-invincible-gif-2710119992545444545

[lucid latch]

Valve signed a deal with garry to release the s&box source 2 engine

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[lucid latch]

Soon to the public

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

wait

[proven tundra]

Ty sir

[oblique belfry]

wasnt source 2 already available

[sour rivet]

not exactly

[oblique belfry]

or was it only for sfm

also birb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIw2CFxDRLM

[lucid latch]

Theres already games coming soon the first to be doing it is "My Summer Cottage" and it'll be standalone

[oblique belfry]

i have never realized how vibey this track was

gives me dispatch vibes

[sour rivet]

did the video have to be 10 minutes

[uneven sapphire]

this flodding is no joke

[sour rivet]

and this mf to talk SO DAMN SLOW

[oblique belfry]

prolly not

[lucid latch]

Idk I didn't make it

[oblique belfry]

we need that guy who TL;DR's videos

turns them into a 1 min video

[proven tundra]

Yes that's how you make money on YouTube

[copper vapor]

ratdad gets it

[sour rivet]

obv

[lucid latch]

[real aspen]

"really pushing for that 10 minute mark"

[oblique belfry]

is sandbox 2 even out yet

[sour rivet]

not yet

[oblique belfry]

i thought it was still in the making

[lucid latch]

It comes out soon though

[sour rivet]

honestly i dont really care for it

[oblique belfry]

same

gmod was already a "tool" more then game at this point

so i wouldn't be surprised if sbox2 was the same

[sour rivet]

also yeah the title is a big fat lie

[lucid latch]

Well s&box is just basically them making builder for other games while also building on the engine themselves for their future games

[sour rivet]

fortnite

[copper vapor]

as is usually the case with clickbait

[oblique belfry]

he props meant like "ppl can make indie games with source 2 now" but yeah its an exaggeration

hyping it up for no reason

sure its cool

but not "industry changing"

[lucid latch]

Source 2 hl2 when?

[oblique belfry]

already was made iirc

[sour rivet]

haha

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/bbh6HT7lLx8?si=PIuOQpj1LRnichAL

16y ago

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

no ? thought someone made it tho

eh could be the rtx mod then

i could be mixing it up maybe

[sour rivet]

someone recreated the trainstation in s2fm

thats it

[oblique belfry]

ah

blur

[lucid latch]

Someone did make hl1 in s&box though but it got removed 😂

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTyd_UALuBY&list=PLRf_iIa-1tUVUx1ox5HxuoaFfdkVAMUtN&index=9

dude

why are the deleted tracks

bangers as well

[lucid latch]

Because it was just a port of hl1 to s&box

[oblique belfry]

the guy in the ceiling caught me off guard

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/____MizoRe/status/2038186991704236129?s=20

霙色🐝 (@____MizoRe)

ユカツツキ
バレたら速攻
ｺﾞﾒﾝﾅｻｲ

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 29, 2026, 9:30 AM

[sour rivet]

thats me when my head is in the clouds

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vorona-dumaet

[real aspen]

man

why dont the heroes use legs more often

for fighting

[oblique belfry]

i love how this image turned into one of the popular memes

and all bro did was a harmless prank

[sour rivet]

"harmless"
he killed billions of microscopic germs with that magnifying glass

[oblique belfry]

to be fair it has a huge potential

with his gesture too

https://klipy.com/gifs/magnifying-glass-gem

🧐

[real aspen]

hmmmmmm

is monster girl gonna ||get older now that she went through that portal thing||

i dont remember that from comic

[marsh cargo]

what a name for a presentation slide

[oblique belfry]

|| it only works for their species. I dont think it will work on em ||

[real aspen]

||but didnt nolan age faster when he went thru? i think that's how they "solve" her problem for now||

[oblique belfry]

|| wasnt he there for months ? ||

hold on lemme rewatch rq

[real aspen]

huh i thought it happened in span of hours at most

from his perspective

[sour rivet]

he had good points

[marsh cargo]

ye but the name gets me

[sour rivet]

put some respect on sexcalibur cumbra

[oblique belfry]

oh they dont tell how long nolan was there

at least on ep 2

[real aspen]

i thought that was the point

hell they'd probably do bare boobies if they could

going full primal basically

although i **do **think she'd look better with a ammo sling or something instead of that, uhhh, corset thing?

[quiet abyss]

||no, since time is fucky nothing will really happen, iirc robot kinda goes a little nuts in the flaxan dimension, which was the build up to the robot war thing||

[real aspen]

damn

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9dtiJP8YoU

@sour rivet

i just fucking noticed

this song was also in mc10

cool touch

[tiny notch]

this crow is just like me fr

[sour rivet]

clown type beat

[sour rivet]

i am just like you fr

[oblique belfry]

ya

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-handshake-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-gif-22101046

[oblique belfry]

default crow.mp3 sound effect

[quiet abyss]

tbf hes also able to live for around 29k years

according to math done by nerds

so it probably did feel kinda like hours maybe days

[oblique belfry]

comic knowers

before you spoil shit

shut the fuck up

thank you

[quiet abyss]

THAT WAS JUST MATH

[oblique belfry]

i know

but just a psa

not just you

[quiet abyss]

because viltrumites age 8% slower for their first 100 years iirc

doesnt matter

not a lore issue

just a neat little fact

so by the end its like 28.5k years or whatever idc

[real aspen]

||MARK AND EVE HAVE A KID||

[quiet abyss]

so to him that months would be like weeks at MOST

[oblique belfry]

duh

[real aspen]

cock

[quiet abyss]

no shit

[real aspen]

uhhhhhhh

[oblique belfry]

"my powers arent working"

[real aspen]

||MARK AND EVEN LIVE ON ALIEN PLANET||

[oblique belfry]

butcher's shirt :

[real aspen]

||AND THE KID DIES||

one of those is misinfo

guess which

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

||"my magical powers are being crushed by mood swings and cravings for curly fries!!"||

[tiny notch]

is my neovim zoomed in enough

[oblique belfry]

mark go get my burgers

[quiet abyss]

mark, go get my arbys

HELL

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

hellish fate

[tiny notch]

i think its more of a ||the baby is using up her powers||

[oblique belfry]

speaking of hell

why are people shitting on ep4

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-sleepless-no-way-what-huh-gif-16247468

[oblique belfry]

it was a decent ep imo

[tiny notch]

it wasnt great but it wasnt bad

[quiet abyss]

||what, does he eat atoms?||

[oblique belfry]

ye

[quiet abyss]

i thought ep4 was peam

because they played slayer

[tiny notch]

atom eats

[quiet abyss]

which automatically makes it like 7/10 to me

[oblique belfry]

so thats where all the budget went

[quiet abyss]

because slayer is under appreciated

[tiny notch]

the animation was weirdly good too

the lighting was amazing

[quiet abyss]

metallica ate the thrash scene entirely

[real aspen]

also if eve didnt want a kid couldnt she like self-contraception... contraceptiate? what's the word for that?

[quiet abyss]

same with megadeth

[oblique belfry]

wasnt this episode "show only" thing they said a while ago

[real aspen]

with her powers

[sour rivet]

did someone say slayer

[quiet abyss]

and so slayer kinda fell off

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/slayer-superman-stare-guilty-gear-strive-gif-1042560579527528411

[quiet abyss]

not sure we are on the same slayer here

[tiny notch]

she cant make/modify the atoms of living beings

[quiet abyss]

(theres like 3 prominent ones)

[oblique belfry]

also i love this universal rule where hell = metal guitar riffs

[quiet abyss]

unless dying

[quiet abyss]

YEAH

[oblique belfry]

every media does this

[quiet abyss]

its awesome

also i like how hell CURES DEPRESSION

[sour rivet]

HE SAID THE LINE

J O B

[oblique belfry]

even ambient background music had metal riffs

[quiet abyss]

in more ways than one

[restive bear]

He noticed a trent LET'S GOOOO MY MAN EDISON TRENT GOT NOTICED

[oblique belfry]

JOB

[copper vapor]

TRENT MENTIONED

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/iL3j7nI3J3F.gif

[quiet abyss]

but yeah generally hell cures depression somehow

||mark had his shit cured by darkblood being the best motivational speaker ever||

[tiny notch]

"wheres william william"

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-mark-meme-ireetable-gif-9511739422236118481

[real aspen]

the demons have huge honking guitars all over hell constantly riffing, they care about looking cool

[quiet abyss]

and then doom eternal has to have fixed at least someone's depression

[oblique belfry]

still so mad about that

[quiet abyss]

about what?

[sour rivet]

BROTHER WHAT IS THIS

[quiet abyss]

the new VA?

[tiny notch]

williams shitty va

[quiet abyss]

because he kinda sucks

[oblique belfry]

ye

they yassified him

🥀

[quiet abyss]

he is overly zesty

and i dont like it

[tiny notch]

its some new guy trying to imitate the old VA

no clue why he was replaced

[quiet abyss]

they made him talk like he goes to starbucks hourly

[oblique belfry]

the moment he said || babe|| i just punched my desk

[quiet abyss]

OH MY GOD

"I'm here for you babe" IM GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A RUSTY TIRE IRON YOU FUCK

RRRRAHHH

[oblique belfry]

if this is "imitation" then i dont even wanna hear the fucking normal voice

[real aspen]

WHAT"S GOING ON

[oblique belfry]

the directors dont know what to use the budget for its uncanny

1 episode they sink it all on animations

1 episode its for va's

its weird

[quiet abyss]

williams zesty VA

dw about it

his new one

[real aspen]

one small advantage of being deaf

i dont need to care about VAs and shit

[quiet abyss]

you didnt notice?

[real aspen]

[quiet abyss]

fuck off

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-willmark-walmart-mark-grayson-william-clockwell-gif-12994498437058944360

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT HAVE I FOUND

[oblique belfry]

sab's infamous "deaf" card where his hearing works when he wants it to work

[quiet abyss]

well i suppose hearing like shit will save you from Williamn't

[real aspen]

most people's voices sound like gibberish to me anyway

[sour rivet]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

THESE ASSHOLES ARE BACK

[oblique belfry]

whom

[tiny notch]

sab

[sour rivet]

big ass portal

[oblique belfry]

oh

TOM TOM MENTIONED

[sour rivet]

DIDNT OMNIMAN DESTROY THE FUCKING PLANET

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfGw8crLcDw

[real aspen]

@oblique belfry @tiny notch
Imagine someone came up to you and started speaking Hawaiian, you'd hear their voice, maybe you'd catch some vowels, but you would not understand what they're saying.
And then another person came, and started speaking Chinese, and then another speaks Romanian, and then other speaks Swedish, and so on

That's what my hearing is like, I can hear most sounds fine, so i can listen to some music and hear if something's going on so I don't die, but struggle to understand complex sounds like speech, so the majority of people are incomprehensible to me as if they're speaking a language I don't know, and each one is different.

I can manage in-person conversations by lip-reading, environmental context clues, and body language. But none of that exists over a phone call, plus the sound quality is reduced enough for it to matter.

I also have more classical symptoms like messed up directional hearing, tinnitus, auditory hallucinations and such

[oblique belfry]

dude whatley what the fuck

[sour rivet]

bro has auditory dyslexia

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

[vivid swift]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-its-peak-omni-man-peak-gif-13128163821234406100

[sour rivet]

face is gone btw

fucking roblox

[real aspen]

ok im adding that to copypasta

fucking good way to describe it

[zealous depot]

[restive bear]

This is actually peak music

I wish World of Warships had the same tone of music

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

[pallid sapphire]

Someone here said ive got a Brick up my ass ?

[copper vapor]

no they only mentioned multiple times how they could @ several people who fit the bill but was too cowardly to actually do it

[pallid sapphire]

I see

also Reeddevil time

[sour rivet]

"THINGS I HAVE SHOVED UP MY ARSE"

[pallid sapphire]

List is non existant

might start today

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry bro i swear im bouta reach through the screen and crush shapesmiths fuckin juice box

[oblique belfry]

slurp

[sour rivet]

IF HE DONT STOP SSSUCKING

IM AUTISTIC THIS CONSTANT NOISE UPSETS ME

[quiet abyss]

he will shut up in like 5 seconds chill

[cunning bronze]

Commando operation

[quiet abyss]

why all piss color

[cunning bronze]

That's just how the shield looks

[real aspen]

man i might be retarded

[cunning bronze]

If your piss is like that, you need to drink more water

[left mantle]

It's the laser piss shield

[real aspen]

im watching invincible backwards

like s5 > s4 > s3 > s2

[cunning bronze]

What?

Bro

[sour rivet]

crazy
s5 isnt evern out yet

[real aspen]

i mean what is of it

[sour rivet]

no

we're on 4

[real aspen]

wait

oh

yeah i mretarded

[sour rivet]

check your house for gas leaks

do you smell toast

[real aspen]

i smell mercury

[sour rivet]

too late for you

[amber nimbus]

We all are big boss

We all are

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/we-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-14928204287258878513

[amber nimbus]

Do not make me shit your pants

[restive bear]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/coaxedintoasnafu/s/vM3PVzXzy8

Anyone else remember watching this shit

[marsh cargo]

snafus

[restive bear]

I feel like I just recovered another memory from my brain

[marsh cargo]

i love snafus

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/5Cjrp23lBSM?si=coMvGkLXr10UsxIz

[pliant chasm]

bro i got the crazy frog scene and the game crashed

https://tenor.com/view/re9-bombaclat-re9-leon-leon-re9-leon-kennedy-re9-gif-14451694595118958295

bro legit fired an rpg and crashed my game lmao

[oblique belfry]

finally

albino sts2 vid

[restive bear]

YOOOO

[marsh cargo]

thats one way to win

[restive bear]

Fuck I feel so old seeing that again

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/zaunvi-caitvitwt-stan-twitter-gif-11982472424887997248

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

2 dollar

[snow tree]

1 dollar

[tiny notch]

excelent game design as always mr mcmillen

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-resident-evil-9-resident-evil-requiem-leon-kennedy-leon-s-kennedy-gif-5099811639973603368

ts so peak

[brittle karma]

i really need physical copies of this manga

[marsh cargo]

50yo man btw

[pliant chasm]

51

tbf he been doing this shit since he was like 20

time for the other guy

i've been spoiled for 2 bosses

[marsh cargo]

[pliant chasm]

[marsh cargo]

[pliant chasm]

they even kept the old item box

[latent hazel]

https://fixupx.com/ExoGhost/status/2038092006681911692

ExoGhost (@ExoGhost)

Marathon lost 85% of its players in 19 days, and the sales were so low that it lost 150-250 million dollars
︀︀
︀︀It has almost zero chance of breaking even, yet alone earning any profit. Complete disaster
︀︀
︀︀How did this happen?

**💬 313 🔁 85 ❤️ 2.0K 👁️ 281.3K **

FixupX · Mar 29, 2026, 3:12 AM

[pliant chasm]

should've cancelled it

[quiet abyss]

good, no more marathon slop, i can watch good gameplay soon

oh wait, it looks like hes a major hater, meaning this is just a normal thing from him

false alarm, im not gonna take this as a sign its over

i just dont like watching marathon, shits boring imo

but i dont hate it like that guy who literally just hates it to an unreasonable degree

[marsh cargo]

i genuenly dont know why there is 50 fucking thousand marathon hater accounts

[quiet abyss]

i was kinda like "YEAH I WONT SEE MARATHON AS MUCH" but then i realized hes just a downer

like, literally no logic besides vitriol

[marsh cargo]

engagement farming

[copper vapor]

buttcheeks of adamantium

[latent hazel]

well the game is pretty ugly and doesn't seem to be doing too well, even when backed by massive studios and investement

[tiny notch]

bruh
me and my family are having really nice pork steaks
my brother however
wanted $1 microwave lasagne

[latent hazel]

marathon is genuinely one of the ugliest games ive seen

eye sore artstyle

[marsh cargo]

and it turned a profit anyways your point ?

the budget was around 250m

and it made it all back

[copper vapor]

so it broke even, not necessarily profit

or did they earn more than that already

[marsh cargo]

1.2m copies sold

at 40 bucks

thats 480m

[copper vapor]

48m*

[supple lotus]

math hard

[marsh cargo]

ooh yeah i did math that bit wrong

[quiet abyss]

that was his key point

[sour rivet]

at the very least take a look at the lore

[quiet abyss]

that they didnt make their money back and whatnot

[quiet abyss]

nope

only room for 40k lore in here

and some fantasy as a side hobby

[sour rivet]

anyway i presume xal posted the player count?

[latent hazel]

[quiet abyss]

oh and some random star wars tid bits somewhere bouncing around

[real aspen]

😭 you aint guts bro

[latent hazel]

-200 mil

i mathed it wrong

[left mantle]

Holding steady around 40k peak on steam

[latent hazel]

imagine how the execs feel

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

also a work day

[left mantle]

It is not.

[latent hazel]

wait what is the proof actually of it selling 1.2 mil?

[sour rivet]

..

oh wait its sunday]

[copper vapor]

saturday/sunday?

[left mantle]

Today is Sunday birb lmao

[sour rivet]

listen

the passage of time has been fucking with me lately

[copper vapor]

skill issue

[sour rivet]

i am modern bungies strongest hater but the lore is still good

merges pretty well with the og trilogy

[pliant chasm]

wtf i found the tofu police

[sour rivet]

tofu jill

[marsh cargo]

theres cool things to find in the rpd

[pliant chasm]

i saw the jojo key

[marsh cargo]

go read the things

leon reacts to a few of them

and its peak

[sour rivet]

rpd has the dbd drop off

[supple lotus]

I still need to solve the main puzzle, still unspoiled gladly - not even sure when i wanna do the 2nd run tho

[pliant chasm]

officer kennedy reporting for duty

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

clearly not as strong as lafettie, or was it pyrson

[sour rivet]

pyrson just hates on the game itself because its not like the og

[pliant chasm]

valid

[copper vapor]

bungie must die