╟❓general-offtopic

[green granite]

Yeh I can see

[dapper spoke]

Israeli attachments are fucking ass dawg

[green granite]

But you gotta remember Holosun is battle proven and it kicks

Since their sights are being used in a war of which we will not discuss here

[dapper spoke]

I might check out holosun sights

[green granite]

Hold on

[dapper spoke]

The guns are great though

[green granite]

https://www.eurooptic.com/

Wrong link

https://www.eurooptic.com/holosun-hs512c-multi-reticle-circle-dot-enclosed-reflex-sight-w-solar-failsafe-a

Its on sale rn i just picked one up

[dapper spoke]

239 is a fucken steal

[green granite]

It is

I got it like immediately lmao

EuroOptic is verified vendor so they are legit

[sharp flint]

@green granite how do I ask for a torch lighter?

[dapper spoke]

Should i get an angled grip btw cause ive tried some out and i feel like theres not much of a diff between angled and vertical

[sharp flint]

Something like this

[dapper spoke]

Ive been running vertical for a while and doing fine

[verbal lodge]

Wengine secured...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1102043109749166090/1487374097942974525/image.png?ex=69c8e893&is=69c79713&hm=cdf07f3b7f2f38ea5e877f9b7fe72a4fb2be6b774e58a02e74fe23edc709df00&

[runic condor]

Nothing much
Can’t wait to finish uni
How about you

[sharp flint]

I’ve been in Asia for nearly 3 months now lol

[runic condor]

Oh how come and where?

[sharp flint]

Quit my job, broke up with my girlfriend (she wanted to get married and I didn’t yet), and I wanted to travel

I’m in Vietnam rn

Went up the mountains, walked with the water buffalos, smoked weed and drank a lot of happy water with locals

[runic condor]

Woah

You alright tho?

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/toonholechris/status/2037574279047610848

ToonHoleChris (@toonholechris)

Late bloomer

X · Mar 27, 2026, 4:55 PM

[verbal lodge]

Appearently theres a huge gap between the wengine and other options so i has to go for it
Anything for promeia

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254808925526560899/1487247896486219970/image.png?ex=69c8730a&is=69c7218a&hm=21792684147cda0232f7266b57f5197dda3d29a66ea91711d8e884d456be2296&

[verbal lodge]

Happy saturday rat man

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205630433404915732/1487315774145040384/cGeUuScsV9vn4R_lT38Sa9P6AFjpGwS_W7wCGgy5KBd0QyOcLBawl6Kh7OjK53yj0mWv8Aszr2lCFAs640-nd-v1.png?ex=69c8b241&is=69c760c1&hm=8eb0a68b0771e56e1401fed1682c991fb8b4d3e9b1cbd94b239e481d01c0b703&

[proven tundra]

Borgir

[thick plover]

Yo what ted is back

Anyways i fried eg with sausig

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2037509566196310460

Epirote Report 🌕 (@EpiroteReport)

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USA and Albania make up 59% of the spending

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 27, 2026, 12:38 PM

[thick plover]

I was gonna type yea albania and then I looked at the account pfp and I go

Oh it makes sense hes tweeting that from his apartment in Berlin

[sick trail]

Bogdan not only bites the bait, he's already excreting it

[proven tundra]

[restive bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htaCImg-3xY CHAT THEY INSTALLED A GODDAMN SUPRESSOR ON A MINIGUN

[rocky turtle]

[celest plank]

@sharp flint IS THIS WHO I THINK THIS IS?

[blazing maple]

sausegg mmmmn

[pallid sapphire]

Car

[chrome ginkgo]

https://www.reddit.com/r/kingdomcome/comments/1s5vgt9/other_fired_from_warhorse_studios_and_replaced/

Oh that's great

[peak pilot]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb2p5bzlnZHRvZnI3NHh5bzF5OWFkMDA1OXV5cTl6cGxxc3B0d2NxbyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/2QMTC6pBTDbO6DPGLr/giphy.gif

[sick trail]

#🎪bruh-fart is that-a-way

[slim magnet]

okay

[proven tundra]

What

[slim magnet]

same

[proven tundra]

🦖 Vs

[sick trail]

Whar

[raven swan]

Wha

I want to eat

Sosig

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

I'll put dumplings in the white sauce again tonight

[pallid sapphire]

🪠 🦖

[pallid sapphire]

im making gulash in an hour

[raven swan]

Oh hell yeah

[pallid sapphire]

soon my Illegal acitivities on this Discord must end. My Wife is going to be a Legal Officer

[raven swan]

Don't say that shit. You know what happened to sound

[pallid sapphire]

oh true

dont mention age

[raven swan]

You'll get nuked before she gets a chance to even see a letter of your activities here

[pallid sapphire]

xD

[raven swan]

[pallid sapphire]

Textin on Gamma

https://tenor.com/view/pineapple-express-pineapple-express-gif-7402252

[proven tundra]

[pallid sapphire]

jizzing rat

[raven swan]

https://youtu.be/DDO2EvXyncE
Go my offtopic, do a crime

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

Morning fuckers

[rocky turtle]

morning fucker

[orchid lynx]

wait what offtopic isnt age restricted anymore?

alright then

[pliant chasm]

visualize the joke im not gonna make in your head

[orchid lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/щелкунчик-gif-9427459447279867755

[sharp flint]

Hi

I am traveling

Eating like the locals

This is delicious

[verbal gate]

my friend is now punching air since he calculated how much a full tank on his Fortuner would cost lmao

[raven swan]

[raven swan]

Fortuner

[verbal gate]

in two months he could finally buy that new GPU he'd been talking about for like a year lmao

[pallid sapphire]

i payed 90€ yesterday and my Golf6 wasnt full

a year ago at this time 90€ would have been 1 1/2 full tanks

[celest plank]

When you were gone, I did a recap of the entire 2025 offtopic year and made a memorial for you at the end 😭

Glad to see you back

[pallid sapphire]

@sharp flint to catch up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrBeOZE16mY

[verbal gate]

Apparently since his drive route had the fucking traffic capital of Asia, it'd cost like 15-17k pesos per month lmao

[sharp flint]

Lol did I die or something

[pallid sapphire]

Keith also came back shortly and left again

[pallid sapphire]

Asshole this made me laugh

now i got to hell for it

[carmine laurel]

My work here is done

another soul claimed

[snow tree]

Big back activities still at large!

Good to see you enjoying life

[carmine laurel]

Live well Ted

[pallid sapphire]

big back you say

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

I renewed my phone plan today

Why am I still getting SMS reminders that I need to recharge again 😭

I will do a crime if this spam doesn't stop

[verbal gate]

they don't give a shit about you until you have to give them money, and they'll be so locked in that they forget you've already done so

[raven swan]

[sharp flint]

Always

[sharp flint]

I’m on my second stop

My boy is grilling it

[frank hearth]

HOLY TED HAS RETURNED

[flat violet]

[sharp flint]

Idk what this is

[snow tree]

Das some good shit

[rocky turtle]

alo

[sharp flint]

My taste buds agree

Hey @flat violet

[zealous depot]

TED

Sup g

[sharp flint]

Hey taco

Eating my second dinner

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/clam-activity-meme-capybara-animal-gif-23303908

[zealous depot]

That is a clam

Indeed

[rocky turtle]

[cunning reef]

goob morn

[raven swan]

Morn

[zealous depot]

eats lettuce

Hunger

[raven swan]

Good good

Get all the nutrition

[latent hazel]

holy shit fat chief in warframe

[rocky turtle]

2 gun crawlers but no skirmishers on map

[blazing maple]

that looks quite clamplicated

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

@timber oxide Silly is real

[raven geyser]

Why it licks salt

Is it stupid

[real aspen]

Salt is yummy

[sick trail]

You don't?

[sharp flint]

Hahahah the sweetest magnate

[olive coral]

https://tenor.com/view/leonardo-dicaprio-rick-dalton-point-finger-pointing-hand-right-there-gif-20349799

[flat violet]

Bet you don't have Jojo emotes

[pallid sapphire]

Here we go

[real aspen]

cock

it's so windy

a solid wooden table got flipped

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

outside

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-gif-18348698948575815487

[proven tundra]

[olive coral]

any gachi rats?

[flat violet]

[proven tundra]

I don't know what that is

[olive coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[proven tundra]

[flat violet]

This, basically

Stuff like this

[proven tundra]

I just typed in gachi and that's what showed up

[flat violet]

Bet you don't have a rat

[proven tundra]

[flat violet]

Who even is this dude

[proven tundra]

Starsector NPC

[sick trail]

Starsector true...

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

https://i.redd.it/5jzohjjabcdg1.gif?width=498&format=mp4&s=5e8dce2a177d276e1e4394bef83065b424e33634

[random canopy]

Hey Ted, check dm

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/chuuovah-abby-anderson-tlou-the-last-of-us-gif-7242450580375818350

gn chat

[olive coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062140718791004301/1366892278815133736/VID_20240323_114343_269.gif

hey buddy

still alive?

[cunning reef]

Salty

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-combat-zero-have-you-found-a-reason-to-fight-yet-reason-to-fight-buddy-pixy-gif-16624436277014319657

[real aspen]

goofy ass sukhoi

[zealous depot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/46XQpRlyQA8tIhOP9hfMIV?si=O0FAmPj7RLaZM1qiRCNZ8g

@marsh cargo @left mantle

Star citzen moosic

[rocky turtle]

2 gun crawlers again

[timid hollow]

long barreled tank gun

two shots

autocannon 3 shots

depending on rpg 2-3

[olive coral]

500 skirmishes be upon ye

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

[real aspen]

hi scared

i like cats

[thick plover]

Time to fight
For honor

also day 2 of no deadlock fuck I wanna play but the games so shit

[rocky turtle]

as soon as i saved them they got vaporized

tcr armor again

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry

[rocky turtle]

Major we need to cook

[arctic flicker]

moar drugs

[thick plover]

WHAT

[arctic flicker]

yeah I aint doing all that

[rocky turtle]

@stone coyote wtf is this

[arctic flicker]

lol

[rocky turtle]

how is that gun got x2 price but its sucks

[thick plover]

kensei be like

30 INPUTS OR FUCKING DIE

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2037734805446504780

fromsoftserve (@fromsoftserve)

director came in on monday after discovering powerwash sim

QRT: GHBSmith
Pearl Abyss meeting

Random developer: We should add a broom to Crimson Desert so players can clean stuff

Other developer: Why?

Random developer: Why not?

Other developer: I got nothing

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 3:33 AM

[arctic flicker]

Its just so you can snipe extremely accurately and further than the crocodile

[olive coral]

its anti inf and higher accuracy

[arctic flicker]

its useful for darby since a single kill can disable a units special weapons for a turn

[olive coral]

i havent used it, but if i had to guess its probably lower ap

[rocky turtle]

aight i buy it then

[olive coral]

nah crocodile is so much better

you can kill mechs and shit very easy

[rocky turtle]

i got fuckton of menace stuff

[raven swan]

I saw a baidpog emote but discord scrolled past it

What happened

[rocky turtle]

yeah i know that , crocodile is my goat

[raven swan]

[oblique belfry]

hm ?

[raven swan]

He'll enslave you for another video ig

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

messes up one dodge

gets light attacked 3 times by highlander

I suck ass

[left mantle]

You should check out wakapedia on Spotify, They're a CM and have a pyro themed album

[pliant chasm]

cmon man not again

[pallid sapphire]

[pliant chasm]

please tell me i don't have to carry the girl all the way

[rocky turtle]

YO

bugs mission

[pliant chasm]

come on man

take me back to house falconito

the music stopped

[real aspen]

he doesnt know

[thick plover]

its so bright outside that the glare from the window is going onto my monitor

and making me not able to see shit cause im playing blood west

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-struggle-blinds-peter-griffin-gif-4703734

[thick plover]

and its cloudy outside cause it rained all night

[real aspen]

bro's sun is exploding

[thick plover]

FINALLY

found another stick of dynamite

i have 2 molotovs now and 3 dynamite

absolute cinema

[real aspen]

2 bottles of soda and 3 hot dogs

yummers

[thick plover]

[rocky turtle]

[hexed stag]

Bro is Zyn'd up even after death

[thick plover]

still didnt finished murdering everything in the fort

[oblique belfry]

a salesman just knocked on my door and said "wanna buy this toothpaste ? pharmacists sell it for 250-300 liras but i can give it to you for 200 instead"

i had to lie and say "oh you are so unlucky man i just bought a new one 2 days ago"

for context toothpaste goes around 100-150 liras

[runic condor]

Why not just say no and close the door

[oblique belfry]

BRO KNOCKED WHILE I WAS SHITTING TOO

I FUCKING TALKED TO THIS MF WHILE I HAD POO ON MY ASS

[oblique belfry]

i did in a way

just not straight up to his face

[arctic flicker]

he smelled vulnerability

[oblique belfry]

the ironic thing is

i live in an apartment and on 3rd floor

the question is who the fuck let this man in

[runic condor]

Next time shit in his face to prove a point

[oblique belfry]

[arctic flicker]

he climbed in somewhere and is casing apartments to rob

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

just climbs to people's balconies knocking on their window going "WANNA BUY THIS TOOTHPASTE ?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92_vaByoczE

@frank hearth @blazing maple pengu garen is real

[zealous depot]

Okay but counter argument

Business mundo

[runic condor]

Good toothpaste good only double the market’s price please buy

[thick plover]

bro not good he ate 2 molotob

[zealous depot]

Gnarly mouth

[stoic ridge]

How does one obtain role that looks like letters are covered in shit?

[zealous depot]

By being a nuisance

[stoic ridge]

How badly are we talking? Constant ping of staff?

[thick plover]

how gold cup bigger than a silver mug

one big ass cup

[zealous depot]

Pinging staff will get you muted

[thick plover]

that a big ol cup

[real aspen]

does anyone actually buy that

i mean

Obviously someone does otherwise they wouldnt do that

but it still baffles me that it does

[timber oxide]

You can just not open the door

[zealous depot]

For reasons I don't need to explain, i will not say how to get the poop role.

Just go talk in brain fart, cause that's where you'll be forced to go once someone gives you the role

Oh

Its called brain tard rn

Amazing

[thick plover]

there was another quest item in the ravine for the main quest

i love exploring areas im not supposed to be in

[stoic ridge]

So anything that's within rules on paper but in reality really annoying?

[zealous depot]

Sure....

[sharp flint]

Yo @thin bobcat sup handsome man

[thick plover]

[zealous depot]

[thin bobcat]

Yo, how's it going

[stoic ridge]

Can you somehow bleach your name once you're tainted?

[thick plover]

i need another bag

[sharp flint]

Nm bro just checking in hahah traveling around Asia now

[real aspen]

did you see silly reveal

[timber oxide]

The what?

[real aspen]

s rank billy

silly

[thin bobcat]

Damn nice, how's it been over there till now

[celest plank]

close enough

🫴

[sharp flint]

Just ask one of them to make you shit colored maybe they’ll bless you

[celest plank]

grab my hand and ill show you what it means to be a porn director

[zealous depot]

Ayo

[sharp flint]

It’s actually not too bad. I was just hanging out with locals on the mountains in Vietnam lol smoking weed and drinking their local hooch while enjoying the beautiful rice terraces

[stoic ridge]

Uhh, no, I think I'm good

[celest plank]

Dont give a shit or you'll end up as the cuck chair actor

[zealous depot]

[real aspen]

what if he likes that?

[celest plank]

Your fat ass could act as the double bed for all I care

[sharp flint]

They eat dogs as a delicacy up there @thin bobcat the big ones are for yumyum the little ones are sold as pets

[real aspen]

hot

[celest plank]

You fucking retard

[real aspen]

[timber oxide]

I don't really care right now?

[real aspen]

damn

[oblique belfry]

thought about it but i thought "eh ill bite"

[celest plank]

I read that as hot dogs, until I got to the "sold as pets" part 😭

[oblique belfry]

what

[celest plank]

Where are you in Asia?

[timber oxide]

That's just fucking stupid

[oblique belfry]

OH MY GOD TED

[sharp flint]

I’m in Vietnam rn

[celest plank]

I see

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-vietnam-robin-williams-classic-announcer-radio-gif-4844905

[sharp flint]

Hey doge you improve your math skills yet?

[oblique belfry]

how are you

[oblique belfry]

hehe no

[celest plank]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

@static axle

[thin bobcat]

That's kinda fucked up but hey, it's a 3rd world country

[sharp flint]

I’m doing quite alright met a lot of cool people

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

I'd eat a chihuahua rather than a great dane to be fair

But yeah, more meat I guess

[oblique belfry]

thats nice

[sharp flint]

Im surprised how skinny they eat them though I thought they’d fatten them up for more meat

[celest plank]

Maybe they are picked from the street

[oblique belfry]

wouldnt fattening them up be costly

[sharp flint]

No they’re raised for meat

[celest plank]

Ah

Dog farms?

[thin bobcat]

I mean, they probably don't have the world to share, otherwise they'd likely choose a different kinda animal for the meat lmao

[celest plank]

More meat per object though

More profit

Unless they are sold for pennies

[oblique belfry]

yeah but i dont know the costs to fatten them up

[sharp flint]

They’ve got a shit ton of chickens and ducks. They even got horse meat, goat meat, Buffalo meat, and a ton of fish

[oblique belfry]

for example selling em would be 50 while fattening could go up to 100-150

[celest plank]

I assume they are cheap fucks so they'd give them anything nutritious

[oblique belfry]

proly

[thin bobcat]

Then I don't really get it, maybe just a tradition thing then

[sharp flint]

Most likely but they don’t feed them dog feed just whatever they have it looked like

[oblique belfry]

i guess

[celest plank]

Not to insult different cultures, but eating dogs as a tradition is a pretty shit tradition

[rocky turtle]

[sharp flint]

From what I was told by the locals, it’s delicious. However, you cant have too much of it because it makes your head kinda hurt and mixing it with alcohol will get you very loopy.

Your head throbs apparently

[celest plank]

Eating a cat might be fun though

[sharp flint]

They also have a monkey blood wine

[thin bobcat]

It's absolutely downright retarded to have as a traidtion but I have no clue about the culture over there

[real aspen]

iirc dogs dont fatten up like for example cows do also
they get mostly subcutaneous fat which isnt very tasty
you'd have to have them have enough activity to muscle up enough

[sharp flint]

I met a traveling artist who drank it when he was staying with the locals as a volunteer

[celest plank]

I mean look, rape festivals are a thing so eating dogs aint outright evil

[thin bobcat]

That's what you get for eating mans best friend

I had rabbit before but that's pretty much the closest I have gotten to eating animals that are held as pets by some

[oblique belfry]

traditions most of the time are dumb

so eh

[sharp flint]

They eat it for drinking as a snack, but there’s a specialty restaurant at the village for it lol

[celest plank]

I tried a rat once, chewy as fuck and doesnt taste that good

[sharp flint]

I actually like rabbit, but I don’t think it’s worth eating tbh

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

It tasted like raw salmon

[oblique belfry]

what was the goddamn scenario to make you eat a rat

[celest plank]

I wasnt alone

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

that i can tell

[thick plover]

I CAN FINALLY OPEN SAFES

A SINGULAR ONE

[oblique belfry]

because im 100% sure you wouldn't eat a rat on your own

[celest plank]

I could eat your ass alone

🫦

[oblique belfry]

kinky

when

[sharp flint]

I met a British guy who said he tried grilled fruit bats and loved it

[thin bobcat]

It's close enough to chicken for it to not be that interesting to me either, at least I wouldn't seek it out specifically

[celest plank]

after easter?

11th april?

we meet at ankara

[oblique belfry]

dude's about to start a season 2 quarantine

[pliant chasm]

😭

[oblique belfry]

fak ankara

[timber oxide]

With extra flavor cause he still has some shit on it

[oblique belfry]

come to eskişehir

[sharp flint]

He said it was a must try 😂

[celest plank]

ambata fak u

[oblique belfry]

kin- okay stop

i need to order food

im starving

[celest plank]

order me

[real aspen]

that's my line

[oblique belfry]

i dont wanna die of alcohol poisoning

[celest plank]

You will beg for more

[celest plank]

IM CLEAN YOU TURKROACH

[real aspen]

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

rip a full day of re9 cause i need to reset my save

[oblique belfry]

cant tell anymore

[pliant chasm]

thanks crapcom

i love this company

[celest plank]

IM GONNA CUT OFF YOUR BALLSACK AND USE IT AS A PROTECTION LAYER FOR MY GARDEN HOSE

[oblique belfry]

garden hose

[celest plank]

garden hoes

aka your bloodline

[thick plover]

it was not worth spending the golden key

[real aspen]

damn why

[celest plank]

ok im sorry

😭

[oblique belfry]

what what hold on

wait

[pliant chasm]

cause my brother played it
and can't start fresh new game

[oblique belfry]

wtf is garden hose have to do with anything

[real aspen]

kill brother

[pliant chasm]

i can't even pick up weapons in the original location

nah

[oblique belfry]

i dont kno ball

[pliant chasm]

capcom's fault

[sharp flint]

@thin bobcat btw bro this one wants to be shit colored

Lock him in there

[timber oxide]

Capcom's fault that your brother played it?

[pliant chasm]

no their fault for not having a fresh new game option

it's not that hard

[restive bear]

[timber oxide]

Wouldn't be a problem for most people tho

[oblique belfry]

Holy fuck 50% discount on 1.5 portion kebab with fries n drink

[restive bear]

My game lagged cuz of that weird ass truck breaking physics

[oblique belfry]

must order now

[pliant chasm]

ok

[timber oxide]

Wipe your ass before you go

[arctic flicker]

a rusty gun

[proven tundra]

🧻

[oblique belfry]

after i closed the door to salesman i rushed back to toilet again to get myself cleaned

so dw

im clean

[real aspen]

doge

you may be mildly retarded

[oblique belfry]

mildly ?

[timber oxide]

Should've done it before opening the door

[oblique belfry]

im patient zero

whatchu on about

[real aspen]

goddamn it i knew it was turkey

[proven tundra]

Now I want a doner

Maybe I'll order one for supper

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/iskenderdem-user6247

crave

[proven tundra]

Okay I don't wanna cook today anyway lol

[real aspen]

make satsivi

[rocky turtle]

cant wait for it ingame

[timid hollow]

i have a run i think

[rocky turtle]

yooo

[celest plank]

rusty

https://tenor.com/view/rust-cohle-true-detective-gif-16789583124365199963

[timid hollow]

@oblique belfry the dopamine was immense

[celest plank]

death created time to grow the things that it would kill

[oblique belfry]

cant relate

also dumbasses staying next to each other while you got hydra 🥀

[timid hollow]

they underestimate the damage

i also had hollow radiance and thornmail so they just killed themselves

[oblique belfry]

its always so funny when they go ape shit when you are low hp

forgetting the fact that you are just as dangerous as full hp

[timid hollow]

mages dont understand that they lack consistent damage while i proc grasp and max hp damage every second

they also dont get that when my sword passes trough them, my damage and attack speed is increased

[oblique belfry]

i love my clips

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

i need to somehow backup every clip i got

dunno how tho

[celest plank]

lighthearted question

[timid hollow]

clips i like i post here so i can download them from here if i dont have enough space

[oblique belfry]

i did that with my gamba playthrough clips

i got a new ssd while playing that game

so i lost my clips

but found em back cuz i posted it in here

i might just make a goddamn zipfile and post it on my archive server

[celest plank]

Is control controlled by its need to control?

[oblique belfry]

control

[celest plank]

I gotta make a zipfile called The Kino Files

pipnik was mentioned more in the kino files than trump was in the epstein files

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

👀

[thick plover]

sold it

[celest plank]

...

How much.

[oblique belfry]

secret :3

[celest plank]

Doge.

https://tenor.com/view/thirsty-spongebob-i-dont-need-it-sweat-gif-5031443

[oblique belfry]

it just has recap screenshots

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-need-it-i-don’t-need-it-i-definitely-don’t-need-it-thirsty-gif-17101453146721253330

[timid hollow]

i wanna move to berlin or another big city and listen to ruiner ambient while being on a rooftop

has to be crazy

[oblique belfry]

and this ig

[celest plank]

I NEED ALL THE JUICE OFFTOPIC HAS

TO MAKE OFFTOPIC ENDGAME

[celest plank]

[timid hollow]

i made that

[celest plank]

i could make a video of this alone

[timid hollow]

:)

[timid hollow]

also had like 3/4 good hitlers final words now

but i dont save them

[celest plank]

[oblique belfry]

still glad this one was pinned

[celest plank]

my best screenshot aint even from discord

[thick plover]

another artifact to be added to my collection

[celest plank]

my homegirl told me i stimulated her uterus

😭

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1385653304742248648/ssstwitter.com_1750435868392.gif

[oblique belfry]

thats a sentence.

[timid hollow]

i guess

[celest plank]

it was so out of pocket it became an inside joke in our friend group

😭 😭

[oblique belfry]

anyways

sound gimme money so i can host a minecraft server for an event

[celest plank]

YOUR MOTHER HUNG HERSELF

GRAHHHH

[oblique belfry]

🛌

[timid hollow]

OFFTOPIC SURVIVAL GAMES=?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

[oblique belfry]

🤨

[timid hollow]

no?

[real aspen]

do terraria server instead

[timid hollow]

and if no, why not?

[oblique belfry]

no i sent that emoji for sound's sentence

[timid hollow]

OFFTOPIC SURVIVAL GAMES CONFIRMED!

[celest plank]

brotherfucker

[celest plank]

watch got doge

[oblique belfry]

no thanks bro

[timid hollow]

gonna go train my pvp skills on hypixel cya

[celest plank]

almost sopranos level quality for s1-4 and s6

[oblique belfry]

this month is already big enough

with boys / invincible / sbr / digital circus

[celest plank]

oh yeah shit

[timid hollow]

digital geycus

[oblique belfry]

nay

but good idea

[timid hollow]

why not

[celest plank]

my hg is heavily into animations so i wanted her to watch invincible with me

[oblique belfry]

dunno how you would do it without addons / mods n such

but maybe i'll find a way

[timid hollow]

uh

[celest plank]

but she is into arcane, owl house, that type of shit so I wonder how she handles the train scene

[timid hollow]

you use serversided plugins

ez

[oblique belfry]

props

but im gonna do smth else before that

that is less reliant on plugins

[timid hollow]

found survival games plugin

@celest plank pay

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry I still am fond of the idea to play Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes in native languages

[oblique belfry]

angry pole screams at you while you dont understand a single thing he says

[celest plank]

CZERWONY

CZERWONY KURWA

PRZETNIJ CZERWONY KURWA

NO JAPIERDOLE KURWA

[oblique belfry]

WHAT DOES THAT MEEAAAN

[celest plank]

KURWAAA

CZERWONY

[oblique belfry]

WHAT DO I DOOO

[celest plank]

CZERWIEŃ

KURWAAA

TY CHUJU KURWA

[oblique belfry]

THIS ONE ? OKAY ILL D- 💥

[celest plank]

JAK TY KURWA JESTEŚ UMYSŁOWO

NO KURWAAAA-

Czerwony = red, doge

[frank hearth]

i should join this and just swap betwen german and hungarien every few minutes

[celest plank]

[frank hearth]

[celest plank]

and swedish

😭

[timid hollow]

ES KANN NICHT SIEN ICH HAB GESAGT DAS ROTE FELD

[oblique belfry]

why is the word so long for red 🥀

[frank hearth]

wanna know a fun fact about me

[timid hollow]

DAS ROOOOTE FELD

[frank hearth]

i lived in sweden for close to 20 years

i dont speak a word of swedish

[celest plank]

O CZYM YY KURWA MOWISZ

[frank hearth]

[celest plank]

how old are you?

damn

[timid hollow]

21

[frank hearth]

26 next month

[celest plank]

2 months older than me

damn

😭

unc

[proven tundra]

Old

Ha ha

[celest plank]

Yeah rat is the ipad kid

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

7 year old or something

[proven tundra]

Fuck don't joke about that

I don't want my account deleted

[celest plank]

You'll get me'd

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

[celest plank]

because i said im 9|| WHICH I AM NOT DISCORD I AM 25 YOU FUCKING RETARDS||

[timid hollow]

it says reporting

[celest plank]

Weiter

Beitel

[proven tundra]

No it clearly says weiter

[celest plank]

Weiter weiter theres a fly in my süpp

[timid hollow]

FAAAAHR WEITER

[frank hearth]

it would have been so fucking funny if you got gulagd right now

[celest plank]

JEWISH SWINE

[timid hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879703733016068186/1050073386690301983/togif-2.gif

[celest plank]

another account is gonna be called "dogeisapedo21"

[timid hollow]

fuck yeah

[oblique belfry]

ISKENDER ARRIVED

[celest plank]

opening your mouth for the barrel to fit in

[oblique belfry]

c o n s u m p t i o n

[celest plank]

[celest plank]

thats what she did

consumed

[proven tundra]

No

Bad sound

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-christopher-christopher-moltisanti-moltisanti-the-sopranos-gif-1977911186038687297

[proven tundra]

[celest plank]

⚱️

💨 your ashes flying away

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

why is sound freaky today

[sharp flint]

He’s excited because I’m back

Cant help himself

Ok goodnight fellas ❤️

I’ll see y’all in another three months

[marsh cargo]

Rare ted

[sharp flint]

https://tenor.com/view/jmjtb-gif-9301933431889668840

[real aspen]

[verbal gate]

YOOOOOO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-Cj3dXwQWI

THINGS FINALLY HAPPENING

[real aspen]

yuyushiki season 2?

[left mantle]

Psychopath returns

[thick plover]

I can be arrow guy

[real aspen]

no yuyuyshiki s2

nothing ever happens on this godforsaken earth 💔

[verbal gate]

we're finally seeing the disgusting fuck Loria in animated form

[olive coral]

youre joking but that would actually get him banned

[real aspen]

he's joking?

@oblique belfry am i tripping or are their heads a bit too big?

[oblique belfry]

huh ?

[thick plover]

I fucking love the bow and arrow man

[oblique belfry]

doesnt look big to me

[verbal gate]

Donald's head definitely too big

is it just foreground background trickery or am I stupid

[real aspen]

the lil bow i made broke after about 20 shots

[thick plover]

rip

surely the fall damage wont kill me (it will)

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc4KNwFjhnE

[real aspen]

png dragging is real

also really noticing the lack of shading now

[copper vapor]

having fun?

[thick plover]

also found like 6 golden nuggets

[pallid sapphire]

tons

[copper vapor]

I gotta jump back in

been feeling bored ah with everything tho

[real aspen]

check out bladesong

[pallid sapphire]

Wrong Chat

[verbal gate]

wrong channel brochacho

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GXVmE-Dgi4o

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

ALWAYS

BET

ON

NOTHING!

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/steel-ball-run-johnny-joestar

goddammit netflix

[nimble rose]

Oops

[copper vapor]

can't wait for the umamusume collab

[pliant chasm]

falco approved

[real aspen]

cock

[thick plover]

DIE DOING WHAT YOU LOVE

BE A ALCOHOLIC

[left mantle]

Damn right brother

[real aspen]

i keep forgetting youyou and bogdan arent the same person so im like "wtf is this guy playing whatever that is and RE9 at same time"

[thick plover]

@pliant chasm he just called us stupid

[pliant chasm]

are you actually retarded

[real aspen]

probably

[thick plover]

[copper vapor]

they even have different colors in their names

[real aspen]

still not as retarded as doc seismic arc

[timid hollow]

lol

[oblique belfry]

the bane of otping

[timid hollow]

i just have my phases

[copper vapor]

based

[cunning bronze]

Bunch of minutes trying to find a match only to get killed in the first 30 seconds

Lmao

[sour rivet]

i did like 5 matches last night and lost all of them
i still continue to torture myself with solo fill

the lack of situational awaress of the average player confounds me

its just like halo....

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__GPPKA7Uww

i fucking HATE netflix

HATE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461797757802250421/speranza-animated-cover-pixelframe_4.gif

[left mantle]

A game I didn't tell you about last night was me playing kayle into a steel your heart and upgraded thornmail galio

That was a painful experience

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

I CALL UPON THE AI THAT HATE
AM.
DURANDAL.
C A I N E.

[left mantle]

Literally everything counter to me

His thornmail shield proc was at 1k+ magic damage

So he'd flash, taunt, auto and half my health was GONE

We won though

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[real aspen]

i still hate atom eves wasted potential

[thick plover]

Someone died because a large gold nugget crushed their fucking skull

love this game

[runic condor]

Bound to release in 2026
Ok
WHEN

[copper vapor]

sometime between tomorrow and dec 31st

[oblique belfry]

MARK YOUR CALENDERS FOR DECEMBER 31 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[copper vapor]

shared braincell

[oblique belfry]

[sick trail]

People have begged to not do batch releases and instead do weekly, and we have now unlocked a secret third method

[oblique belfry]

1 episode per arc

i feel bad for david productions

[sour rivet]

the jojo anime fans will now experience their own berserk boat arc

[oblique belfry]

my bet is one of the higher ups went "omg netflix we'll be rich"

[runic condor]

Instead of the new year’s countdown we’ll be doing the second sbr episode countdown

[oblique belfry]

with jojo part 6 they were already furious with the batches

but now sbr is on a whole new level

[sour rivet]

they're taking long because they need to find and hire ||jesus christ|| to voice himself

[oblique belfry]

because sbr is much MUCH more known and loved

compared to part 6

its on the same level as popularity as jjk / chainsaw man

part 7

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/4RaguYU_SQI?si=pFCZlUjiwXoQmN5-

https://tenor.com/view/zaunvi-caitvitwt-stan-twitter-gif-11982472424887997248

[thick plover]

I collected every single bit of cursed items

and this is my reward

bro this sucks

anyways time to face the boss

i love it

4 shots in it only

[pallid raft]

me fr

[green granite]

@oblique belfry pluh 🗣️

[thick plover]

drip

[green granite]

whichever you feel the most comfortable

if you are not in featureless state like me I'd say go with Vertical

[marsh cargo]

cupa i almost did a funny in div2 yesterday

[green granite]

how

[marsh cargo]

pew pew heads

https://fixvx.com/NikTek/status/2037867414516269278

NikTek (@NikTek)

Warhorse Studios Employee has been fired from the Studio in favor of AI.

Max H, who has been working for the studio since 2022 as a translator and editor talked about his situation on a Reddit post.

According to his statement, the management at Warhorse invited him to a meeting and told him; in an effort to "make the company more effective" and "save finances", as of next month, his position at the company would become "obsolete" in favour of using AI for all translations going forward.

He was fired from Warhorse Studios on March 27 2026 with no warnings at all.

What are your thoughts?

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 12:20 PM

[oblique belfry]

pluh

[sour rivet]

sorry dialtown but a new favorite game has taken your mantle in the discord profile

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8iVs8i2wfw|| also everyone needs to look at this stupid fuckin thing its peak

-# only the first 3 minutes

[thick plover]

time for the thing to be KILLED

[marsh cargo]

mystical magical tree

[thick plover]

fuck my chud life

hopefully they dont fire more translators

[marsh cargo]

they did " in favour of using AI for all translations going forward."

https://fixvx.com/Keith_Garces/status/2037927377225830404
@sour rivet

Keith Garces 🇵🇭 (Commissions Limited) (@Keith_Garces)

Grace Gameplay
#RE9

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 4:18 PM

[sick trail]

Yeah I'm not buyin KCD2

[verbal gate]

They done caught two dudes with modified calculators at the Civil Engineering board exam yet again lmao

CE curse here strikes again

[thick plover]

just cause vavra is a ai support retard doesn't mean its a bad game
sadly I think were at a point where translators are just getting fired everywhere

[hexed stag]

Wdym modified?

[sick trail]

It may be the best game to have graced our timeline, but laying off staff in favour of AI gets you no money

[sour rivet]

buy from a third party

[marsh cargo]

acquire it from shady people

[verbal gate]

I kid you not, apparently they have a phone in there that takes pics and they fed it to AI

[hexed stag]

Wow

[verbal gate]

What's hilarious is that the organization that holds the board exams will just ban the calculators those modified ones are pretending to be

[brittle karma]

cant fucking wait for s3 man

[verbal gate]

If they used an Fx570es plus as a shell, that one gets banned lmao

[thick plover]

There be a chapter 2

I LOVE BLOOD WEST

[thick plover]

Sadly retard CEOs disagree cough Tim Sweeney

fires lead story writer thats been working on the story for years
will probably replace him with chatgpt

[thick plover]

GOD BLESS INSTANT GAMING

[sick trail]

Fires guy behind UE

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/future-ram-ranch-gif-18120355

[verbal gate]

Tale as old as time

[pallid sapphire]

♻️

♻️

♻️

[thick plover]

anyway time to go eat chimcken

goobye

[marsh cargo]

https://x.com/voidtaffy/status/2037258008611221510

VOID is Under New Management | Now on 🦋🟦☁️ (@voidtaffy)

life has many doors, mortal-boy

#deadlockdoorman #deadlock

X · Mar 26, 2026, 7:58 PM

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-punch-punching-towel-gif-20329944

Fuck you mane

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-smirk-gif-1501673502766173669

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/shrimp_rider/status/2037637174552559708

Shrimp Rider 🇭🇹 🇩🇴 🏳️‍⚧ (@shrimp_rider)

Idk why everyone says Nu Marathon looks so different from the OG, seems pretty similar to me

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 27, 2026, 9:05 PM

[fallen ruin]

damn it's my week to be the abusive one in the relationship and i got nothing planned

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Retro_Omega_/status/2037727453817217123?s=20

Retro Ωmega (@Retro_Omega_)

https://t.co/uCp5QcB20z

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 28, 2026, 3:04 AM

[fallen ruin]

she went psychological on her week i'm thinking financial

[sour rivet]

i think this is the highest quality ive seen this meme

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hinatwt-gif-25918467

[sour rivet]

im still thinking about all the lore i learned from the trilogy

holy fuck bungie what are you on

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

THIS LORE SO GOOD I COULD DIE!

[marsh cargo]

ooh yeah marathon lore is just sooo

something

[sour rivet]

yeah me and sam watched the entire mandalore bungie playlist

[marsh cargo]

then you spot all the references in halo

[sour rivet]

brain poison

i keep looking at stuff in halo or things people say and i just think

marathon

help me

[copper vapor]

ayo

I found the best zomboid mod

change all debuff icons to wojaks

[real aspen]

@copper vapor stupid dumbass sword

name it

[green granite]

Roblox

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

bladesong

made thing

[copper vapor]

songblade

this? https://store.steampowered.com/app/2305640/Bladesong/

Steam

Bladesong

The Songs have fallen silent and the world lies in ruin, lost to madness and despair. But within the high walls of Eren Keep, life persists – held together by unbreakable will and the iron fist of the Masked King, ruler and tyrant, savior and messiah.

As the swordsmith of Eren Keep, you turn steel into something more precious than gold. Cus…

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

1018

[real aspen]

yea

[copper vapor]

interesting

[cunning bronze]

While Hail Mary's OST isn't as "grand" as Interstellar's, man, it sure has some incredible emotional pieces

[real aspen]

fucking nobility amirite

im sorry

a

1 metre long blade on one handed sword

that's gonna be one big rapier

[sour rivet]

are you fucking with me

[arctic flicker]

impossible

[celest plank]

I gotta take my hg and watch it

Shit looks phenomenal

Interstellar with RYAN GOSLING

[oblique belfry]

the fog consumes

[celest plank]

AND ALIENS

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOnfAHUDM10

@blazing maple

[green granite]

waking up in the morning
read news
DLSS 5
Nvidia is coping hard

[marsh cargo]

kdc3 will be cooked too

[thick plover]

wtf is kdc3

ohhhhh kcd3

too early to tell

[brittle karma]

cant wait for season 2

[oblique belfry]

they have the audacity to post this btw

[sour rivet]

i had to use my boomerang to knock it down

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot new rune of corruption is so ass

[cunning bronze]

Its not really interstellar

[onyx vigil]

i wasted like a couple of hours being shit on in the voice chat for being an annoying cunt and also being called a piece of shit by clueless

and now i am tired and feel empty inside so thats greatr

[cunning bronze]

It's an amazing movie, though, I loved it

[onyx vigil]

i think my big brother likes jo jo bizarre adventure

tough he is the same person who introduced me to anime

actual anime

[oblique belfry]

🥀 🥀 🥀

everywhere i look

its sbr

[verbal gate]

they had to run it with the DLSS name instead of something like a name that immediately says AI since they're not actually confident in the product

[oblique belfry]

every netflix media i look

its sbr

its so peak

[onyx vigil]

huh that reminds me, i should watch one piece

[green granite]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C40xiqb3VXo

[thick plover]

pull up yo pants

we know theres nothin down there

finally I got the meta kensei perks

[green granite]

Porter Birb

I mean

he's a Birb that deliver supplies

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=681_jg9mF2U

[restive bear]

@sick trail https://youtu.be/Clqs1Rs2YxM

[sick trail]

Beating up women, the boss fight

[restive bear]

It's peak

[sick trail]

Yo wait it's the whole game??

[restive bear]

I need the DLC to drop NOW

[onyx vigil]

Ewww what is this dark mode on discord? I updated discord and this dark mode color is much darker than before

Wtf?

[sick trail]

Now that's a watch later

[restive bear]

YES

[onyx vigil]

how do I change the dark mode so it is how it was before?

The new ui sucks, but the worst is this dark mode, who wants it to be this dark???

[dawn geyser]

There's settings for client appearance, you can even adjust particular colors IIRC

Mine looks like it did since, I don't know, months if not years.

[onyx vigil]

This is at 0 looks like good old dark mode

And this is at 100

Pretty huge difference

[dawn geyser]

Both look brighter than the grey I am running it on, though

[onyx vigil]

Damn can you send a pic?

[green granite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpUZGzdOD6Q @marsh cargo

[onyx vigil]

Yeah I don’t like the darker one

[sour rivet]

the fuck you mean 36 minutes

[marsh cargo]

copter

[onyx vigil]

omg I didn’t see it

[dawn geyser]

You won't like it if what you had was already too dark but here.

[copper vapor]

same

my dark mode is uh

actually black background

[restive bear]

Yes

[onyx vigil]

Oh ehhh okay? I would say that as a dark background but gray idk man

And now everything is desaturated because I don’t want the dark colors of “dark mode”

discord why did you have to change things that didn’t need to be altered

I’ll will remember you

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

Wuling Battery

[marsh cargo]

why peng ded

[onyx vigil]

Omg dusk theme is so much better than new dark mode

[green granite]

Tangtang blew up the factory

[slim magnet]

this convo is like that one fop episode where timmy wishes for everyone to be the same

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

@little depot is this you

[oblique belfry]

i have just found out about the stat sheet

when im 99% done with my save

🥀