╟❓general-offtopic

[untold spear]

yeah

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/523998462132486179/1486607998389583982/Dammit_Activist.webp?ex=69c61f16&is=69c4cd96&hm=91000858b4a7508bb8e464b8e3e00b8b0007c3f4585d075d7c11a06563d162bc& @green granite

[marsh cargo]

thank you the onion for making somewhat normal headlines

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

elo drooon

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

[marsh cargo]

kinda funny isnt it

[thick plover]

ate soup

time for another lash game

[marsh cargo]

soup

[timber oxide]

Why are you eating soup at the clothes store

[forest acorn]

Tbf you can be a peace activist and still like shooting guns at bottles and melons

[marsh cargo]

like liking swords and fencing as opposed to stabbing people

[proven tundra]

My melons

[forest acorn]

The harvest is plentiful, don't worry

You have extra

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

You can like knives while not being from London

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/birmingham-danny-g

[timber oxide]

Do we still have the Yaris command

[proven tundra]

I almost typed out something that would get me on the FBI list

[brittle karma]

[marsh cargo]

p!yaris2

[muted gyro]

⠀

[marsh cargo]

found space ak in sc
But it doesnt match most armor fashions i have

[proven tundra]

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[arctic flicker]

does it involve the pentagon

[orchid lotus]

crazy pull

[cunning hearth]

it is a bit ironically to get this card as a first one while being russian….

[proven tundra]

I was gonna type out I love guns and knives and then it got progressively more sus

[cursive axle]

I fuckin love this game

[left mantle]

"I love living in a mixture of both downtown london and downtown chicago"

[arctic flicker]

just say you bleed red, white n blue and you'll be good

[cursive axle]

Got genuine gas in it

[proven tundra]

Melon

[arctic flicker]

My tactical marine looking good

[cunning hearth]

idk man, poor whales:( I love them so now i am sad

[restive bear]

I love that you can apply a supply token on guns and items, so you can get them more often. It can help making a specific build you want in a run

I remember this not being a thing. I love this feature

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

what chapter?

[marsh cargo]

mad max looking ass

[arctic flicker]

the same one that got me into warhammer, blood ravens

[rocky turtle]

romanian chapter

[pliant chasm]

shit i forgot i have to choose

i guess emily is the normal 1st choice

[quiet abyss]

♻️

[quiet abyss]

Such a fun game, if only the weapons weren’t manufactured by the nerf forge world

Bolter hitting like a mega nerf gun

[uneven sapphire]

Left handed AK without a gas block

Fascinating

[arctic flicker]

pumping half a bolter magazine to take out a single majoris isn't particularly fun

[quiet abyss]

Yeah i know, thats what mods are for

astartes overhaul

[marsh cargo]

bolter weapons are for headshots

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

Still takes like 9

Which is retarded

[marsh cargo]

yes and ?

[timber oxide]

No dust cover, classic

[quiet abyss]

And thats not fun

[arctic flicker]

I've been doing headshots, might as well take advantage of the tactical marine abilities for hip-firing everything

[quiet abyss]

Mods just make it fun by taking like 3-4 but adding more enemies

So your shots do more, so it feels better

Instead of reloading after 2-3 majoris, you reload after like 11-13

Soo much better

[marsh cargo]

i disagree i like bolt weapons more than plasmas

[quiet abyss]

Plasma incinerator also sucks

[arctic flicker]

haven't been able to level up the techmarine much recently, suddenly a bunch of people using it

[quiet abyss]

Melta does it better

Heavy plas incin is good

But that means playing heavy

Stomp slop

[arctic flicker]

I tried heavy one match, didn't like it lol

[quiet abyss]

ANOTHER ISSUE MODS FIX

[teal spade]

Heavy Bolter my beloved

[quiet abyss]

Gives heavy melee

Instead of just stomping and using your gun to hit them

Which is something marines dont really do

Thats an ogryn thing

[teal spade]

brother, the heavy already has his foot, he don't need anything else

[quiet abyss]

20 stomps to kill one majoris

Are we deadass

Time to kill of: entire age of strife

[arctic flicker]

Probably won't play vanguard, seen so many people using it that I'm fairly sure I won't be able to play it much

[marsh cargo]

i love how atrod solution to everything is just
play with mods lmao

[quiet abyss]

Solution to sm2

Yes

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

Fix the devs poor balancing with mods

Bullet sponge balance isnt for me

I prefer darktide balance, just toss more shit at you

[marsh cargo]

no

thats just

[quiet abyss]

Sm2 just makes it a slog by tossing more shit and more hp

[marsh cargo]

throw 23 ogryns at you

[arctic flicker]

500 crushers

[quiet abyss]

Ok but each ogryn goes down in 1-2 seconds

[marsh cargo]

because this is a ogryn hive city apparently

[quiet abyss]

Faster than a majoris

[teal spade]

Imagine letting a majoris get close to a heavy

[arctic flicker]

my tactical is already prestige 2, this shit goes fast when you play ruthless minimal

[quiet abyss]

Seriously, my ttk on a crusher in auric is faster than a majoris on absolute

[marsh cargo]

imagine using stomps on anything but a minoris

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

Idk i was just pointing out heavy being inept in melee

[marsh cargo]

yes thats ok

its a ranged class

@zealous depot boxtism

[quiet abyss]

And he runs out of ammo fast

[left mantle]

I see how it is

[quiet abyss]

With ammo consumption issues

[marsh cargo]

just regen ammo

[quiet abyss]

oh NOW IT SENDS

[quiet abyss]

LITERALLY 2 MINUTES LATE

[arctic flicker]

I should save up my accolades for that 10x headshot sniper

[real aspen]

https://klipy.com/gifs/smg4-smg4skill-issue

[marsh cargo]

i didnt know you were awake

[real aspen]

im eating fish

[left mantle]

10 AM on a thursday smh

[proven tundra]

How can it be 10 when it's noon

[left mantle]

I live in the past, boomers always tell me it's better

[quiet abyss]

How it feels needing 5 shots for a majoris because stratagem takes away like 95% ranged damage

Thats not a mod fixable issue, thats just how it is

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo @quiet abyss @pallid sapphire @copper vapor @slim blaze @wet orchid

[quiet abyss]

I dont mind a challenge, but why does it cripple ranged so much

But barely buff melee

[timber oxide]

That's a strong ass bicycle

[quiet abyss]

Adamantium bike

[teal spade]

It was made by Dorn himself

it was fortified

[timber oxide]

[quiet abyss]

Bike weighs like 600kg

Least likely bike theft ever

[teal spade]

I mean... It's IN THE IMPERIAL PALACE

[quiet abyss]

I know, but even if you took it outside the palace, who can even move it

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/queen-ride

[proven tundra]

Custodes running away with dorn's bicycle: teehee

[teal spade]

Probably parked in the Hall of Oaths, the Black Templars watch over it

[quiet abyss]

ITS A HOLY RELIC has a lil clown horn on the handlebars

[proven tundra]

honk

[supple lotus]

and the little flaps on the spokes to make vroom noise

[quiet abyss]

The baseball card in the spokes yeah

[teal spade]

The holy relic of Rogal Dorn himself, it is said when Vulkan returns he shall craft master work training wheels for it

[copper vapor]

I did that on my bike when I was a kid

put some flappy plastic thing, I think it was one of those small yakult bottles after drinking it

[teal spade]

I got a concussion on my bike when I was a kid

[quiet abyss]

Lwk vulkan needs to come back to fix the golden life wheelchair

Because that shit is brokey

Its breaking or whatever and thats bad

[teal spade]

Vulkan is a smith... You'd probably need Perturabo for that

[quiet abyss]

Grey knights are bound to be turned into a meal

[left mantle]

Anyway, have aurora

[copper vapor]

worst I got was a knee injury but it didn't even break bone

my brother fell at high speed on a downhill asphalt street
broke his jaw and peeled one of his arms' skin almost completely off

[quiet abyss]

Its his job?

Vulkans thing is tech too

[teal spade]

ah yes, the Ornithopter from Dune, so cool

[copper vapor]

dam
send that on some community screenshot event to earn some goodies because it'll absolutely take #1 spot

trust

[quiet abyss]

He was in charge of maintaining the throne before his disappearance

And he built the self destruction device for the throne too

[timber oxide]

Here we did it with beer cans

[marsh cargo]

perter turbo

[quiet abyss]

Talisman of seven hammers

[copper vapor]

well I couldn't drink beer back then

[timber oxide]

We neither

[copper vapor]

and by the time I could, I didn't have a bike no mo

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Nobody said we drank the beer

[teal spade]

Vulkans job was to destroy terra if the palace ever fell, not fix the Golden Throne. Also, Perturabo is known to enjoy tinkering with advanced tech and is very adept at it, remeber the mini titan he built that he smashes Fulgrims face in with?

[timber oxide]

We just looked around for empty cans

[teal spade]

Noooo???? What????

What you smoking???

[quiet abyss]

Vulkan works with advanced tech too? His hammer is literally a teleportation device

Kinda

[left mantle]

Some people get real crazy with the screenshots

[marsh cargo]

konrad scaring device

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

Yeah i remember all that, and i did grossly simplify the whole terra destroying doohickey

[marsh cargo]

whats the pitch like btw ?

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

for the mk2

[quiet abyss]

true!

[teal spade]

the self destruct was made by the Emperor and entrusted to Vulkan

[left mantle]

58

[teal spade]

https://www.erkul.games/live/calculator

[marsh cargo]

[supple lotus]

man, this parcel driver did everything he could to make it difficult for me to receive my stuff

[marsh cargo]

so hornet mk2?

[quiet abyss]

The salamanders are also master artificers that make terminator armor and one of few who can still produce some relics

Which is because papa vulkan is smart too

Not just a smith

[teal spade]

papa Vulkan is a good boy

[left mantle]

Slightly better

[teal spade]

STOMP STOMP

[quiet abyss]

But a tinkerer, of lesser degree than peter turbo tho

But he is still a technical genius by primarch standards

[supple lotus]

too bad Salmis are pretty much gone and of no significance these days

[quiet abyss]

Guilliman would also be a good tech nerd if he wasnt into government and math and shit

[quiet abyss]

Konrad is funny because he was a little bitch, but he was scary

Sure he could fight, but he was still a little bitch

[teal spade]

I'm done

[quiet abyss]

Idk what he was thinking tho

“Its a teleporter”

[proven tundra]

Is California man the new Florida man

[quiet abyss]

BUT IS IT NOT HAMMER SHAPED??

[teal spade]

It's Konrad, he dosesn't do that

[quiet abyss]

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

Clearly

Hes just edgelord suicidal batman on a budget

[teal spade]

Man got so lost in his sauce even his precognission forgot that it was a hammer

[marsh cargo]

and he can see the future

still gets his ass handed

[quiet abyss]

Yeah i know lmao

[marsh cargo]

konrad is just an actual fraud

[quiet abyss]

Big fuckoff hammer + the most physically powerful primarch

Ah yes

Trap him in box

[teal spade]

Konrad being shown up by his brothers is one of my most favorite things in 30k

https://youtu.be/5UnvAlpJPaQ

[left mantle]

@verbal lodge in other news tft lead got banned, so been interesting to watch that melt down happen in real time in discord.

[untold spear]

me after reaching anor londo in ds1

[left mantle]

It's like watching a nuclear meltdown that has minimal far reaching consequences

Dude sent a fucking 8 paragraph long discord message in their discord lmao

[quiet abyss]

I remember a night lord fighting a legion champion (blood angels i think) and just getting mopped

[teal spade]

"I AM THE FIRST CAPTAIN OF THE NIGHTLORDS, YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME BLOOD ANGEL!"
"p!who"

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

nightlords when it comes to killing strong opponents and not bulling regular human guardsmen

[quiet abyss]

Astartes! Gogo gadget run like a bitch

[teal spade]

unsure if your laughing at the joke or you think I intended the p!who command to actually work

[quiet abyss]

Both

[teal spade]

you is dumb

[quiet abyss]

You too

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/nyx26EBWbaX.gif

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/fullofwhimsy-fun-and-whimsy-fun-joy-joyful-gif-16235639251741081426

[teal spade]

cat distilation

[marsh cargo]

they are infusing him 1 extra braincell

[left mantle]

You must stop them

He's too dangerous to have an extra baincell

[verbal gate]

this is the chamber made by that creationist in Folding Ideas' "Mantracks: a True Story of Fake Fossils"

[timber oxide]

But will that turn him from orange to a different color?

[marsh cargo]

worse
Siamese

[copper vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831627457093697612/954601113070477312/steamahppy.gif

where's that gif of the soyjak baby playing with an RC car

[timber oxide]

Fuck, go back

[chrome ginkgo]

REMIEL MY GOAT

[thick plover]

@frank hearth I will now utilize not skill (i locked in mirage)

fuck it Im abusing the meta now

[frank hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[thick plover]

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-dumb-patrick-star-spongebob-meme-gif-16104776109257369571

[frank hearth]

i was ahead an avg of 30K souls on everyone that game

[real aspen]

😭

wtf

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1247860225047007297/1434031770118131853/127234_-_SoyBooru.gif

[marsh cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1486438363123683368/zenolol.gif

[real aspen]

😭 why

😭

[grave sparrow]

Stop crying

[oblique belfry]

what kind of fucking abomination is this

gun gore

[real aspen]

😭

bulpuped scar h

and unbulpuped l85a2

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[real aspen]

😭

[oblique belfry]

alright scal is a bit tough so ill try exos next

[little depot]

why do birdsd

suddenly appear

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo

Do box stuff in aurora mk2
Person checking out the ship as I come back
Universal sign of jumping and headlamp spam
The world is healing

[marsh cargo]

box frenship

[left mantle]

And you know, cool shiny new ship

[marsh cargo]

boxes

[rocky turtle]

@sour rivet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwDajIBrIiY

[marsh cargo]

my ship shopping list is so long

need so much money

[copper vapor]

fuck you, unbullpups your L85

Gonna save this to use as a reaction

would've been very useful earlier today in that FNV discussion

[pallid raft]

wat was discussed im curios

[oblique belfry]

AAAAAAAAAAA

JESUS

[copper vapor]

regular ol yap about "FNV was the last good fallout" and someone got angry that I said FNV and FO3 have the exact same gunplay

[pallid raft]

but.. they do

[oblique belfry]

oh my god

that was so fucking awful

[pallid raft]

the only difference was iron sights

[oblique belfry]

aaaaa

[pallid raft]

and the perks were better so gunplay just felt more good

[pallid raft]

other than that its the exact same thing

[oblique belfry]

i fucking HATE desperation phases

[oblique belfry]

@green granite @sour rivet

[pallid raft]

good joob

[oblique belfry]

desperation phase so fucking ass that i had to get "revive" accessories

and the parry accessory

fuckass loadout

also yes before scal i tried exos

and *** N O .***

just no.

[arctic flicker]

https://youtu.be/JdBtPTYndYM?si=NqK0yN-V1XSmVbmR

[marsh cargo]

@left mantle time to go to A18

[left mantle]

Oh?

[marsh cargo]

renting the prowler u

[left mantle]

Well have fun with that

[copper vapor]

wait didn't he already make a video on chaos rising

[rocky turtle]

[arctic flicker]

probably

[sour rivet]

ez

[sour rivet]

wdym no

[oblique belfry]

fight was very good i loved the fight because it was very easy to tell what was happening (except desperation phase fuck that)

but oh my god

exo mechs

are just spam galore

[sour rivet]

brother we are playing calamity

[oblique belfry]

to the point game drops to 20 fps

10 if im spamming seraphim

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

scal is not as much of a spammer as exos and look how good that fight is

i legit cant tell what the fuck is going on with exos

[marsh cargo]

@left mantle maybe not

[copper vapor]

the dow2 retribution video NEEDS to have a clip of the orks talking about the shiny bridges that give good luck

[sour rivet]

if you can beat the old duke. jared, DoG you can beat exo mech

[oblique belfry]

nay

ill try but nay

also those were piss easy cuz i cheesed them

[arctic flicker]

don't forget the warboss and his hat

[sour rivet]

skill issue

[oblique belfry]

because of my border to border bridge

[timber oxide]

For L85 specifically it's an improvement

[sour rivet]

..

how is this cheesing

this is your run of the mill arena

[oblique belfry]

with this

[copper vapor]

taking the inquisitor's hat in the ork campaign ending

[oblique belfry]

makes you outrun dog and duke

with 150-200mph

[sour rivet]

speed boots on asphalt can do the same

[oblique belfry]

i run with 65 mph rn

without ability

and dog was still too fast

scal doesnt have a rogue weapon ?

bruh

[left mantle]

That's a touch pricy

[restive bear]

RAAAAAAAHH I BEAT THE GAME

Still died after the loop began, but this is the best run so far. Commando is so gooood

I'm ngl, I didn't expect that to be the final boss. Early access yes, but I thought I was going to fight the protogen

[pallid sapphire]

https://youtu.be/HVEyiBZ79Qs

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/bRTST.gif

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

looney tunes moment

[left mantle]

It was horizontal and like halfway in the floor before the first image.

[copper vapor]

thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8QODO4npbs

[marsh cargo]

hows ashes of the benchmark 2?

[copper vapor]

demo was fun

and they already posted some videos with improvements on the current internal build

each territory had a fixed number of buildings you could construct on them, now they have an 'energy' resource and each structure consumes some energy

overall you'll be able to build more stuff

demo had like 4-6 building slots depending on the territory

[green granite]

What does the process of getting suppressor now?

I know you dont have to pay tax for it anymore but how about application and waiting time

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/binding-of-isaac-spindown-dice-isaac-brimstone-bubble-guppies-gif-8450630483524941791

[raven geyser]

Wow Darkwood is healthily fucked up

[green granite]

Its just Poland

[opal star]

It's easy now.

[tiny notch]

holy larp in brainfart

[opal star]

Is it borka.

[untold spear]

please let it remain in the containment server

[tiny notch]

open brainfart and click the person with the american flag in the pfp's profile

[opal star]

Ah, well it isn't borka levels of larp.

He's got another alt somewhere in there... Dude does not let up.

[left mantle]

Still was the funniest shit when he did a self report

[green granite]

Oh thats Rexanna

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[green granite]

They tend to mostly stick to Tarkov

But they are very what shp
Ould I say

[green granite]

CAG and very Tactical appreciation

[opal star]

Did it again. The most fucking obvious typing pattern i've seen in a minute.

[green granite]

I had a stroke while typing

[tiny notch]

stop stroking it then

[green granite]

Damn they know

😔

[proven tundra]

After all that fallout talk this morning

[opal star]

😂

[proven tundra]

I'm kinda craving fallout 3 now

[opal star]

Even posts images of the same sites he's used on all his other alts.

[proven tundra]

Börka again?

[opal star]

Oh yeah.

[proven tundra]

[opal star]

That self report incident was fucking hilarious, gave me quite a chuckle.

[green granite]

Thats him right there?

[copper vapor]

which one of them is borka?

[copper vapor]

[pliant chasm]

shit you can refuse now
how hard is it

[pliant chasm]

oh yeah that's another borka alt

[copper vapor]

I think you always could? But I could be remembering wrong

tbh I have no idea how tough it is without powers. Blink is just way too good.

[pliant chasm]

iirc in 1 you couldn't

[pliant chasm]

and way too fun

i guess i'll accept

[opal star]

Really wanted to be there when he got ousted again.

Was really something.

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

[tiny notch]

isnt borka banned

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meep-low-cortisol-dance-chibi-gif-17107758709618840273

[opal star]

A few times.

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/paiva-paivaa-cortisol-effects-reasonable-crashout-cortisol-gif-18374890919777555677

[marsh cargo]

@left mantle the Ares is soo tanky now

wtf

[tiny notch]

what for? just being a dickhead or smthn else

[pliant chasm]

it was teh funniest shit

[pliant chasm]

like 50 times now

[pliant chasm]

he was basically lying through his ass and using pictures from other discords
mainly using prime's

[tiny notch]

luckily i only lie through my mouth

😌

[green granite]

Luckily I only lie on my back

[opal star]

First time was for an offensive meme and also just an incredible pile of offenses throughout his time being here.
The later bans were alts. Sniper let his first alt stay around so we could toy with him and eventually booted him.

[green granite]

But I am a side sleeper

[marsh cargo]

well that aint good

[tiny notch]

ngl i just remember borka as a name and shit poster and theni came back and he was gone lol

[green granite]

I think dude didnt get banned for lying but posting a lot of like offensive stuff

I blieve

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

That's my screenshot?

[opal star]

It is.

[opal star]

Definitely helped his case of getting banned. Throughout his entire tenure he wasn't liked.

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

Correct

The threshold for it is 77/56

[pliant chasm]

the last alt was the funniest
he said borka was in another server as him
and posted a screenshot of borka with the reply message yellow which meant it was him

[left mantle]

It's pretty beefy

[pliant chasm]

sniper pointed it out and he left immediately

[opal star]

Knew he was a lying sack of shit from the beginning and just let it avalanche when everyone else started to catch on. Lol.

[pliant chasm]

"dude's poppin off"

[opal star]

Praised his dick off. LOL.

[pliant chasm]

ik but i didn't know it was that bad

[left mantle]

Hell the ion will fuckin bounce S4 ballistic gats

[tiny notch]

i remember that one

[marsh cargo]

https://streamable.com/hkgwqr

[pliant chasm]

i catched on with the multiple pcs shit

[marsh cargo]

look at this bullshit

[pliant chasm]

everyday he had a different pc / built a different one

[opal star]

Shit the funniest part was when someone else posted a screenshot of him posting a shirtless pic even though he's fat AF.

[hexed stag]

You tapped into surveillance on him?

[opal star]

Told his macan alt to give it up and all he could say was "i can prove that the subaru is real".

😂

[left mantle]

Yeah you were bouncing so much shit dude lmao

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/the-young-pope-pope-young-pope-gif-18023810

[thick plover]

I LOVE VIDEO GAMES

[opal star]

I wonder what gym server he snatched that from.

[marsh cargo]

im soo amazed i lived through the ENTIRE repair time

[brittle karma]

talk faster, fucks sake

[tiny notch]

issue so prevelent not even mods can get you to skip the dialogue

[hexed stag]

Fishing for compliments like a fuckin woman

[sour rivet]

be patient listen to uncle mora's dialogue, bottom.

[pliant chasm]

i wonder why he keeps coming back here

what's his end game

[proven tundra]

CHEESE TORTELLINI

[tiny notch]

100% an instagram photo thats not him lol

[pliant chasm]

obv

[green granite]

CHRYSLER DEFENSE ENGINEERING OFFICIAL SERVICE MODEL DESIGNATION M48A5

[opal star]

• Steal pics.
• The only place he ever thought he was 'accepted' in.
• The mopack.

[pliant chasm]

i guess
but he keeps going to brainfart

[opal star]

Though he hasn't had a great track record of shutting the fuck up, lol.

[green granite]

Why was that in parentheses

[pliant chasm]

probably trying to make himself look better

[hexed stag]

He clearly isn't accepted here

[tiny notch]

theres a guy who keeps trying to join skyrim servers but keeps getting banned for outing himself as his alts and it lowk reminds me of borka lol

"if i join on an alt and talk like myself they wont know its me whilst glazing myself!!!

[pliant chasm]

at that point just don't speak if you're there for the mods

[left mantle]

The truth of the matter is if you can take out the main turret on a NPC starfarer, then stay away from the nose it legitimately cannot hurt you when your armor is max

[marsh cargo]

being resilient to s4 guns is nuts

[left mantle]

Because the other turrets have S3 laser repeaters

[left mantle]

specifically ballistic gats

This isn't a good patch for the ballistic gats

[green granite]

Muh wifi

[left mantle]

But S3 and down repeaters/gatlings the ares will deflect

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005251462743457832/1486759450290290688/Sir_Gideon_Ofnir_the_Unathletic_eldenring.mp4?ex=69c6ac23&is=69c55aa3&hm=e6fa3a18de091819142423b1b4501d78df852772aa9919cfdaef5a17f35b4ff7&

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

ULTRAKILL REFERENCE (ITS NOT)

[marsh cargo]

@left mantle mil shield also being quite good now is funny

[thick plover]

found a fent tweaker

[left mantle]

shields in general are better yeah

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-gabriel-gif-26595155

[left mantle]

dude I got a front row seat to "This will kill pvp" "In equal conditions fights will last like 10 minutes"

And everyone called them out for "He's getting angry at imaginary situations again"

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

You have to use different guns for different ships

Get over it.

Your rinky dink ass S2 laser repeater isn't damaging a warship

[oblique belfry]

back from shopping

[sour rivet]

GET OUIT OF MY OVERLAY OSWALD
YOU ARENT EVEN MY FRIEND!!

[marsh cargo]

but muh arrow / fury superiority

[oblique belfry]

-607 try

🥀

[frail leaf]

💱 607 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr: is equal to 13.68 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[oblique belfry]

okay

also noodle time

???

[tiny notch]

uni i applied to hasnt gotten back to me after 4 month
they get back to me
an information email about tuition????
wtf am i meant to take by this

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

@oblique belfry https://youtu.be/2vlO40rDw0s?si=mACnwaIpFLcE7PJ6

Peak music ig

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

it should be illegal for corporate emails to not respond within 24 hours on workdays

death penalty

[left mantle]

Like they were going on and on that even players who don't do pvp won't like this and blah blah blah

And I was just like "Y'all are fuckin delusional if you think PvE players are going to hate having to use bigger ships for missions more than they will enjoy being more tanky against NPC loadouts"

Because NPCs use a lot of gatlings and repeaters

[marsh cargo]

big ships for big jobs is apparently a controversial opinion

[sour rivet]

it should be illegal for emails to be sent

like what do you mean i gotta reply in a different manner

compared to texting and shit

[proven tundra]

Carrier pigeon supremacy

[real aspen]

writing a proper email isnt difficult

[proven tundra]

Ban all other forms of communication

[real aspen]

unless you mean corpo speak shit

that stuff can die

and be reborn as pig feed

[sour rivet]

it is when you arent all that good at speaking in general

[left mantle]

Like I get being mad that missions intended for multi-crew and multi-ship shit don't PAY enough for everyone, but getting mad that you need bigger shit for bigger fish is weird.

[proven tundra]

Dear Whoever,

Get fucked

Sincerely,

Rat

Welcome to my ted talk on how to write emails

[real aspen]

you cant be worse than me

...can you?

[green granite]

Fate worse than Death for League players.

Shower

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

yeah this is literally it, and add "see attached document for [topic]" if necessary

[green granite]

Fate Strange Fake?

[proven tundra]

Please see attachment for penis flattener

[green granite]

I thought the Fake Fate is very normal

How is it Strange

[proven tundra]

Least convoluted Japanese title:

[green granite]

I have always wondered if the Japanese people meant it to be other things but they dont know how to properly English translate it

[pallid raft]

avowed combat is raelly fun

[proven tundra]

Why would they be concerned about the English translation when the intended audience are Japanese people

[real aspen]

English words sound as cool to them as Japanese do to us

and german

[green granite]

Yes if thats a case

[pallid raft]

i wonder if its cringe over their to say sorry instead of sumimasen like it would be to say that instead of sorry here

[marsh cargo]

@left mantle its fun having to buy parts for with HP and cooling in mind now

[real aspen]

i actually said konello once irl

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1486779103381164113/2026-03-26_19-28-55.mp4?ex=69c6be71&is=69c56cf1&hm=22cf91e144b283ea7265a5acafd4dd22b99d8e2e207c0a3962d12968c978d489&

figured offtopic will enjoy this

[real aspen]

Konnichiwa + hello

[pallid raft]

hahahaha

[real aspen]

somehow mixed it up instead of გამარჯობა

[green granite]

Konichiwa morning

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-miku-hatsune-hatsune-miku-teto-kasane-kasane-teto-gif-3322876799378307602

[upbeat verge]

me and sab

[real aspen]

[upbeat verge]

no homo

[real aspen]

i gotta get back to studying yaponis

[green granite]

Somehow Grace was able to craft ammo from blood and metal

[proven tundra]

Isn't that how you make bullets irl?

[pliant chasm]

ethan was crafting pipe bombs with herbs

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1486780190096097280/amoZVd9_700b.png?ex=69c6bf74&is=69c56df4&hm=697115b03e774adb75ec6c4383133c688c699b215851e8c5d145d54b9eed4e31&

[proven tundra]

UMBRELLA MENTIONED

RESIDENT EVIL REFERENCE

[upbeat verge]

stfu

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/quello-esatto-esattamente-proprio-proprio-quello-gif-3388980892143161083

[upbeat verge]

we all know uncle grandpa would body anyone in RE franchise

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/eIK1zNtsSfX.gif

[left mantle]

I think 1 maybe 2 full patches down the line we'll look back and think "This was healthy for the game long term"

[copper vapor]

serious sam fortnite

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[proven tundra]

More like

[copper vapor]

it's not actually on fortnite

[proven tundra]

SHITTERVERSE

[upbeat verge]

why do the sams look so ai generated

[copper vapor]

it's not on fortnite

it's their own game

but that art looks so fortnitey

[oblique belfry]

i know

he still loves sam

[thick plover]

QUICK

PUT A WIG ON THE ROCK AND HIRE HIM

FIRE ANOTHER 1000 DEVELOPERS

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

Also about 1/4 from the rank I need to access rock breaker

[marsh cargo]

nice

@left mantle bro these prices

[left mantle]

lol, lmao even

Bro's willing to pay 6B for it

[sand canopy]

Air Canada CRJ close-up

[copper vapor]

youtube refuses to display closed captions/subtitles for me

is this happening to anyone else

[real aspen]

works on my machine

[copper vapor]

common google L I guess

[real aspen]

no wait i refreshed and it's gone

[proven tundra]

Works for me

[real aspen]

refreshed again and it works

[proven tundra]

Citybuer

[sour rivet]

i love 3 sams

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

sameverse

[real aspen]

damn hoarder

[proven tundra]

🐄

[copper vapor]

refreshing isn't fixing it for me

even the embedded video isn't showing

[untold spear]

this is peak white people

it doesn't get whiter than that

[tiny notch]

this medicine is 1 every 24 hours or death aparently

[proven tundra]

Dang

That's rough

[real aspen]

what if 2 every 24 hour

[tiny notch]

instant death

[real aspen]

damn

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akemL0MHLg4

[untold spear]

what is it

pills that turn you straight?

[oblique belfry]

why is he so caked up

[untold spear]

steroids

[copper vapor]

cleared browser cache, still nothing

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-nub-cat-dr-pepper-guy-white-monster-gif-17863872088107451370

[copper vapor]

there's a cool game this guy should play

sci-fi glock

[oblique belfry]

no fucking way

youtube finally added the option to hide the video popups that appear at the end of the videos

[sour rivet]

inside me are 3 sams
one is a immortal mailman
another is the savior of earth
the last one is a cow
mmm steak

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

@blazing maple why are you inside birb

[proven tundra]

The smell of food is making me want to woof my cookies

Ugh

Tired of this glorpshit life

[copper vapor]

damn

not even mobile youtube is showing closed captions

holy shit

[pliant chasm]

they did it a while back

annoying as hell on old vids that weren't made with this in mind

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1247595536442462260/1460065245258186979/rem.gif

full of wow lore

[copper vapor]

loer

so, redacted 2 announced a dlc

still waiting for that engine update tho

surely it'll come

[sour rivet]

what about the uhhh
life stuff

is that all done and fixed?

[copper vapor]

!noalife

[solid sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306683555488862319/1309254531602972753/Screenshot_2024-11-21-21-13-12-76_572064f74bd5f9fa804b05334aa4f912.jpg?ex=6740e9cd&is=673f984d&hm=4c16bf5a7fe14ff8f1b81027f51be666771f1c2eb28f8a82498b0e0f436dea10&

[copper vapor]

no idea.

I've heard about improvements but "being fixed" idk

probably coming with the DLC as well

surely

[untold spear]

based

the game really has no A life

[copper vapor]

!hasalife

[solid sundial]

⠀

[copper vapor]

gottem

[pliant chasm]

@thick plover

[raven geyser]

Borek Fałęcki after dark

[copper vapor]

@real aspen no cc/subtitles on youtube on multiple browsers, or logged off, or on mobile, OR EVEN ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT COMPUTER

[real aspen]

[untold spear]

the penetrator

[oblique belfry]

or morons who slap those embeds videos when there is still 30 seconds left

covering the whole ass screen

[green granite]

a Gock

[copper vapor]

@real aspen it's my ISP

I went ot youtube on mobile connection, logged out of my wifi

and it's working

[thick plover]

you got frenzy, scrape

and all for one?

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry

[sour rivet]

ok wait i thought this was a fanmade image

what the FUCK

love the hero mix in the trailer

https://youtu.be/PLaRL40APgU?si=jxugtLNtTW7hh5rZ

[zealous depot]

Claw time

[oblique belfry]

halo

[zealous depot]

Did a pretty funny silent build last night

Got pin point down to 0 and would use nightmare to dupe it 3 times for next turn

[rocky turtle]

[oblique belfry]

wait a minute

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

Gross

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[zealous depot]

The ai chick will be there

[sour rivet]

where are my croations

[copper vapor]

uh oh

behaviour

[sour rivet]

i will remain
skeptical

i like roguelikes

i like serious sam

maybe it will be good

or maybe it will be another painkiller and i kill myself

win/win for someone

[copper vapor]

I don't like behaviour

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

You will like them until morale improves

[timber oxide]

I started watching Invincible

Two things

I like the title cards very much

[zealous depot]

You started watching

TITLE CARD

[copper vapor]

meanwhile

there's a Star Wars X-COM on the way

[timber oxide]

And I really like how most of the 1st episode looked like a generic hero show

And then it wasn't

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

it was such a sudden change

[timber oxide]

I still do like Nolan

Because I know he gets better

[zealous depot]

THINK MARK, THINK

[timber oxide]

I'm not there yet

[zealous depot]

I still find it funny its j.j Jameson

[timber oxide]

[copper vapor]

that was absolutely the best casting decision they made

[zealous depot]

Wait how far are you

Did you pass the meme yet

Are you sure?

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/invincible-invincible-are-you-sure

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

@zealous depot @left mantle sc funds aquired

https://klipy.com/gifs/make-it-rain-money-money-make-it-rain-4

[left mantle]

Can't wait in 10 minutes to see that it's all gone

blown on space hookers

[marsh cargo]

you bet

[left mantle]

jfc

[timber oxide]

I'm in the middle of Ep.3 and I did pass the are you sure meme since it's literally Ep.1

[left mantle]

what resource did you sell sparta?

[timber oxide]

I also don't mind spoilers which is why I know Nolan gets better

[marsh cargo]

mg scripts

[zealous depot]

I should watch TITLE CARD

[timber oxide]

I do know how the comics end

[left mantle]

...People really don't like foxwell missions that much?

lmao

[timber oxide]

I do know bits and pieces of what's happening later in the show

[zealous depot]

Maybe I'll watch it tonight

[copper vapor]

'gets better' or ||dies to the anti-viltrumite turbovirus||?

[marsh cargo]

yeah lmao

i now have
big money

[left mantle]

dude the missions are legit some of the easiest pve in the game lmao

[zealous depot]

Those missions bug out alot for me

[timber oxide]

||I don't remember how he dies but I do mean that he becomes more human and less tyrant alien||

[zealous depot]

The missiom either won't update or the enemies won't spawn in

[left mantle]

Never once had it bug out

[marsh cargo]

i did have alot of mg script

[left mantle]

and I farmed that shit so much

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

And I guess Mark is cool too

[green granite]

big money yes

small peso yes

[timber oxide]

I feel like a lot of the show isn't even centered around the literal main character

[left mantle]

Dude 900+ quality ores are gonna be worth SO fuckin much to players

[marsh cargo]

i can now buy a prowler utility

[tiny notch]

if hes invincible how come he gets beat up every episode

[zealous depot]

How were the servers last night? Heard the inventory was delayed

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/thats-the-joke-ranier-wolfcastle-as-mcbain-in-the-simpsons

[green granite]

help me @timber oxide

[verbal gate]

||I think I really liked how they show that despite Nolan's insistence to the contrary in the beginning, he genuinely loves his family with all his heart and would've gladly waited their natural lives out without doing anything||

[green granite]

I have small dollar 😭

[tiny notch]

if hes omni why does he only move in 4 directions

[verbal gate]

If he's invincible how come I can see him

[left mantle]

after the API issues were fixed it was just very slow doing everything

It didn't crash, but doing anything inventory wise was a special kind of pain

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-stand-ready-for-my-arrival-gif-1552484032479568873

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kangerscream-cat

gifs with sound

[green granite]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rrwjxgU7DI4

[timber oxide]

I can hear it

[tiny notch]

PEAK

[green granite]

I love how this guy churning out Hasan contents now

[left mantle]

Servers have definitely improved though

It's a lot more snappy

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

Hate makes bank

[marsh cargo]

[tiny notch]

got peaker after
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yu6SLj8tur4

[timber oxide]

||Even very early on in S1 it doesn't feel like he's pretending at times||

[tiny notch]

cause he isnt

||the "true viltrumite" thing is a facade that even he wants to believe, hes more human than he thinks with true emotion and would be considered weak on viltrum for it||

[verbal gate]

||my headcanon is that he would've lived out the lifespan of his friends and family, faked his death then conquered Earth when no one knows him||

[timber oxide]

||I do know that Earth does that to Viltrumites ||

[marsh cargo]

all the money and i cant buy an ox

[tiny notch]

pyrson is a viltrumite confirmed

[timber oxide]

Nah I can't fly and I'm way past 17yo

[tiny notch]

pyrson 12 confirmed

[timber oxide]

Brother I'm 29

[tiny notch]

17+12=29
im a math genious

it was planned from the start

[timber oxide]

Holy shit

200IQ

[copper vapor]

damn

[tiny notch]

nah 20000

[copper vapor]

rain is tzeentch

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qofg2egZCW8

[real aspen]

unc

[snow tree]

Holy bangers

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-40k-dreadnought-redemptor-dreadnought-by-the-nine-i'm-tweakin-gif-9390896391163403429

[marsh cargo]

damn

[upbeat verge]

fellas

name ideas for my horsie in rdr2?

[tiny notch]

twinkle toes

[timber oxide]

Back in my day things were exactly the same as they are right now but infinitely worse 🗣️

[upbeat verge]

I see.

[verbal gate]

Valeria

[copper vapor]

horsie.

[rocky turtle]

bob the grasshopper

[upbeat verge]

bro what are these names

[celest plank]

vibrator

[upbeat verge]

forget I asked

[upbeat verge]

brainfart had better names

[copper vapor]

Future Glue*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htaCImg-3xY

[noble basin]

I called mine Donk or Lady Donk

[copper vapor]

@opal star new toy warning

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-tony-and-piocosta-sopranos-the-sopranos-tony-gif-22107389

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/let-it-ride-2

[opal star]

Whoever was narrating it is a clutz though, lol.

[onyx vigil]

Hey can I ask a server related issue in here?

[raven geyser]

Quote from today: "Your meatballs are dry because you fried them too long not because God wills so"

[verbal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/diem-archive-diemarchive-you-be-what-you-be-profen-i-be-profen-gif-9672789174614820263

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/diem-archive-diem-angry-smoke-throw-gif-14966112203236833775

[onyx vigil]

okay so some people are saying slurs like the n word in the voice chats on this server

[timber oxide]

What else is new?

[onyx vigil]

I won some awards at my shooting club

[verbal gate]

thats gonna be a bitch to moderate

[opal star]

May i come around sometime?

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nub-nub-cat-3

[onyx vigil]

You in Sweden?

[opal star]

Sometimes.

[onyx vigil]

Plus you have to wait until October or September when they open again

[noble basin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-refuse-diem-archive-talk-to-the-hand-hand-gif-317176284074140717

[celest plank]

OHHHHHH

[opal star]

I can wait, just give me the name of the match.

[celest plank]

watch it chrissiee

[green granite]

suck dick, he does

enjoying it, he is

[celest plank]

greasing the union

[sick trail]

And you say no names and make no recordings

[green granite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf3UIKRvMsA

[snow tree]

[celest plank]

how can you call yourself the king of the jungle if you cant delve into the forest

[celest plank]

!wormy

suka

[celest plank]

p!wormy

EH?

[snow tree]

BLYAAAT

[sick trail]

When did I call myself that

[celest plank]

WHERED IT GO

!wormy

[sick trail]

!lemon

[celest plank]

shit bot

[sick trail]

Ah, bot dead

[opal star]

Whady'a going to do. Y'know.

[verbal gate]

audiojunjle

[celest plank]

xelA predicted all of this

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-whadya-gonna-do-ayyy-sopranos-gifs-what-are-you-going-to-do-gif-26673232

[onyx vigil]

That is a trap for swaggycucumber

[timber oxide]

Holy shit, free Leon

[noble basin]

Gottem

[onyx vigil]

That wouldn’t work since the magazine is a fake

[sick trail]

Pokecat enjoyer no don't approach the Leon

[onyx vigil]

it’s a charlatan

[timber oxide]

Worth it

[opal star]

Oh, really?

[onyx vigil]

Yeah gun Jesus covered it and exposed it

Just search the weapons name and forgotten weapons

[opal star]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-scaredsim-alex-cross-masque-araignée-regard-dépité-gif-22786063

[timber oxide]

Listen Dry, I might be a straight white male with an unhealthy obsession with the weed cat, but Leon is Leon

[onyx vigil]

What?

what’s wrong with gun Jesus?

[timber oxide]

NO, NOT THAT MEME FORMAT, MY ONLY WEAKNESS

[onyx vigil]

I thought you were a femboy

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341944630375219242/1474246627991748679/HD2ligmaballs.webp

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1309687259800277053/1347631764843008020/fishing.gif?ex=69c6c762&is=69c575e2&hm=f5c3a4a134d02dc6dc8342e286eb86d03b092845bf955cac3fc4adc598c6eed0&

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot s4 update is out

[sick trail]

Easy mistake to make, he IS polish

[onyx vigil]

[timber oxide]

Can't even post the doge emote right, smh

[onyx vigil]

Ah so a polish femboy is he also conservative/right wing?

[timber oxide]

[onyx vigil]

Bro I am using the emotes from this server

[copper vapor]

as long as he drops it into the basket

[timber oxide]

Yes it's from this server

[onyx vigil]

How do you post it

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

Like that

[onyx vigil]

[copper vapor]

this is a "newbreds can't triforce" moment

[onyx vigil]

ah there we go

[uneven sapphire]

[timber oxide]

[copper vapor]

[onyx vigil]

anyways polish right wing femboy do you like ready or not?

[left mantle]

[opal star]

Bruh.

[onyx vigil]

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-rat-dance-dmc-devil-may-cry-gif-8844333359941805387

[tiny notch]

time to play morrowind

[onyx vigil]

He is attractive

[copper vapor]

[onyx vigil]

[tiny notch]

ive not played in a while and accidentally nuked my most list so