╟❓general-offtopic

[left mantle]

Oh god I feel my wallet evaporating

[copper vapor]

[supple lotus]

1k €

still need rudders

[copper vapor]

I don't even consider myself good in this kinda game and I breezed through it

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

I've only played CRPGs on normal difficulties because I hated the idea of npcs getting artificial stat and dice roll boosts

(and I still got my ass kicked in games like Fallout and NWN)

[left mantle]

But yeah the Titan still remains on top as best "Overall" starter simply because it's loadout, capacity, and flight profile all lend itself to being good at sooooo much

But the mk2 aurora with cargo module is actually lookin a close one

[oblique belfry]

well seraphim is busted

[left mantle]

Will have to see how it actually flies

[copper vapor]

well it can't be a good starter ship now because it literally cannot be purchased for new players at this moment

but yeah I get you

[left mantle]

Yeah I don't like that.

They better put it the fuck back

[copper vapor]

I would 100% choose it when/if I decided to actually buy it.

[copper vapor]

my guess is it's coming back after the Aurora mk 2 bundle's discount ends

then the AT comes back as the 45USD bundle

[supple lotus]

I'm sure SC releases soon so I can just buy the game and do the rest... surely

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[left mantle]

actually it is in the store

[oblique belfry]

evil hell

[supple lotus]

[left mantle]

The duelist "lucky" pack is the Titan.

[oblique belfry]

everything is ice

[left mantle]

just with a stella fortuna skin and shit

So I think the titan is gonna come back when that deal ends

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/RetroFirearms/status/2036641987126775854

Retro Firearms (@RetroFirearms)

https://t.co/ZZOls0TqDs

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 25, 2026, 3:11 AM

[copper vapor]

oh.

[copper vapor]

extra bludgeoning damage at melee range

[left mantle]

I still laugh looking at some people's CCU chains

Because you'll see a package with like 10 different "insurance" shits on it

But they're all pointless because they don't stack

*if there's a lifetime one in there

It's just you could get insurance for warbond upgrades so they just kept getting added to the packages

[noble basin]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2jJIxT6WAIVWzDo3Ou53Q0?si=UBxBXK3uSR6BbXeWFRYplA

[sick trail]

Courier 6 when he loots a random raider out of desperation

[supple lotus]

hahahahahahahaha

[sick trail]

Ah, yes
A down payment on a home

[oblique belfry]

my friend disconnected from discord but he is still able to talk to me

bro is offline and not on vc

but he can still talk to me

checked both on pc and mobile and he is still offline

[hexed stag]

Stayu b ahuyel
(Komaru gif got deleted )

[zealous depot]

[upbeat verge]

wuddahell

fucking La LIoronna

[pallid raft]

discord borked for all u as well

[upbeat verge]

naw

i think

[oblique belfry]

its borked

[marsh cargo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5Am6dX6rCt0?si=4IIih6K3SOcxiI1o

[grave sparrow]

He's got a plan

[upbeat verge]

it was NOT La LIoronna

gg

[thick plover]

the force is strong with this one

he farts so hard he floats from his bench

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[grave sparrow]

Oose La llorona

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-this-guy-with-hammers-gif-14355801206509066500

[oblique belfry]

clam

[grave sparrow]

He terrariad across the room calamitously

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

kingdom come is a perfect game with zero bugs

[upbeat verge]

haha cock

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1338576398046072883/1486449626922876958/e5f5acbb0ef14f97a7057e0d17b81311.mov?ex=69c58b97&is=69c43a17&hm=52ae4bcf88736df53005ca5e43c035aed77bfebcee9b7636d24b98d5cb13f4fb&

[upbeat verge]

ok?

[tiny notch]

ivan

hello mygoat

[upbeat verge]

hello.

Good evening miss

[tiny notch]

tfw this is cheaper than buying the ram seperately

[thick plover]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6gcIpkMdNPQ

[thick plover]

bro its ddr4

[marsh cargo]

this one i just peak

[tiny notch]

32gb ddr4 is stupid insane here

[astral anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[upbeat verge]

how we doin rain

[thick plover]

like

i dont know man

[tiny notch]

thats how

[thick plover]

it is 8 gigs but in reality 32 gigs is like

quick math

uhhhhh

150

[tiny notch]

bogdan works for apple

[upbeat verge]

wdym 7.7gb of ram

thats oddly specific

[tiny notch]

software vs hardware moment

[upbeat verge]

luckily I have 64GB to spare

so I'm ok

[tiny notch]

if u install a 1tb SSD you only actually get like 968gb or smthn

[upbeat verge]

yeah

[tiny notch]

conversions and shit

[upbeat verge]

that's by design

[tiny notch]

"within 15km of you" i dont think so bub

[thick plover]

@tiny notch paypal me I got you bro

[upbeat verge]

were u in france?

or was that stella

[copper vapor]

watch a funny instagram reel about a japanese phrase
someone mentions trump
rent free

[upbeat verge]

JAPAN IS TURNING FOOTSTEPS INTO ELECTRICITY 🗣️

[tiny notch]

opens bank
£2.24

[proven tundra]

Tomodachi Life 2 has a demo out

[upbeat verge]

das a lot

thats

2 monsters worth

u can live like a king with this much

well , queen

[tiny notch]

2??? 2????
thats not evne one

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

its MORE than one

[tiny notch]

that implies good economy

[left mantle]

Bro. Make it fucking stop I don't CARE I JUST WANT TO WATCH MEMES DAMNIT.

[astral anvil]

ran out of monsters this morning need to get more

grocery run later

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2036772549640720543

PC Gamer (@pcgamer)

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 director defends DLSS 5: 'No way haters will stop this' https://www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/kingdom-come-deliverance-2-director-defends-dlss-5-no-way-haters-will-stop-this

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 25, 2026, 11:49 AM

Oh come on man.

[frail leaf]

💱 2.24 GBP (British Pound Sterling) :flag_gb: is equal to 4.14 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca:

[left mantle]

OH FUCKING COME ON MAN

[thick plover]

@frank hearth translation: we are buffing celeste again

[left mantle]

WHY THE FUCK YOU GOTTA MAKE ME HATE YOU DIRECTOR MAN

[thick plover]

Dude

he was retarded since like

2014

[frank hearth]

[thick plover]

and it was a known fact

hes a elon supporter

[frank hearth]

fuck you mean the stupid unicorn is getting more buffs

[left mantle]

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO QUINTUPLE DOWN

[thick plover]

fuck cares

he makes peak games

[proven tundra]

Yeah it's more than one technically

[thick plover]

the take he has is shit but the games are good so yea

[frank hearth]

also im starting to develop a severe hatred towards graves

[tiny notch]

tf did ashley and andrew do

[thick plover]

shes rlly strong rn

[sour rivet]

he doesnt make shit he just directs it

[copper vapor]

silver lining: we won't see a new game from him in a while

hopefully never

[thick plover]

bro

kcd3 needs to come out in the next 10 years

or im killing every participant in this channel

[copper vapor]

oh get over yourself

[sour rivet]

we dont need a kcd3

[thick plover]

the story is unfinished still

[sick trail]

[thick plover]

So a third game and then give me no more

[sick trail]

Oh dear Bogdan

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

we got an open ended ending

[sick trail]

The game is on Steam

[copper vapor]

once his film flops and he needs more money, he'll make KCD3

[sick trail]

We don't count to 3.

[thick plover]

thats valve

tell me how many metal gear games are on steam

more than 3 right

[sick trail]

I'm simply jinxing you

[sick trail]

MGSDelta

[copper vapor]

remember when Dan Vávra said based and wholesome things like "well if the game turns out shitty at least it'll have great music"

I member

[uneven sapphire]

[copper vapor]

now to listen to Moon Over the Castle again

and again, and again, and again

[timber oxide]

This news singlehandedly made me not want to play KCD after all

[sick trail]

Oh wait he's not even involved in Warhorse at all?

He's just a named guy there?

[thick plover]

well not anymore because he went to make a movie now

hes on the trend of
theres this cool video game
yea lets make it into a movie for no reason

[copper vapor]

wasn't he the game director

[thick plover]

which is stupid as fuck

[copper vapor]

but yeah he decided to become a movie director now

[thick plover]

for both games yea

[copper vapor]

which is good, as I said

no AI slop videogame from him anytime soon

or hopefully ever

[marsh cargo]

you are not missing out on anything

[copper vapor]

eh I'll still play KCD 1 and 2

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886

[copper vapor]

or maybe just 2, dunno if I actually want to replay 1

[thick plover]

the smithing dlc:

literal peam (i havent played it yet)

[sick trail]

KCD 1 was fun while I played it

[thick plover]

if you played 1 just dont play it again

[sick trail]

Teaching the guy to read was oddly neat

[copper vapor]

I played 1 on my old pc, wanted to check it out on this one with better performance and graphics

[thick plover]

nay lad

the games performance doesnt improve because its modified cryengine unfortunately

[copper vapor]

I might load my old save just before finishing the game and just go riding around the map and whacking random bandits

[thick plover]

my friend was rocking the same fps on his 4090 like he was rocking on his 2060 at the same settings

it was funny

[copper vapor]

surely it wasn't as bad as a 970

[thick plover]

I averaged 70 fps with the games settings maxed out on a 1060 somehow

it was pretty funny

[marsh cargo]

1 is very mid and uncooked
2 is quite refined and improved

Still jank

[thick plover]

we have people playing bethesda games in this channel in 2026

i rest my case

jank enjoyers are all around you

[timber oxide]

yeah yeah shut the fuck up

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[left mantle]

wait

really:?

[oblique belfry]

it just keeps getting worse

[marsh cargo]

Yep

[thick plover]

bro

[marsh cargo]

All of them fired

[left mantle]

So how's suing apple and google goin Tim

[thick plover]

theres this one tweet from a employee that got fired

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

that goes along the lines of

"Directors were saying they are happy how much I bring to the company and how things would be impossible without me"

Just fucking wow

[supple lotus]

1000 people get layed off iirc

[copper vapor]

yup

[oblique belfry]

yep

3 gamemodes got shutdown as well

[sour rivet]

story creators are gone

[supple lotus]

but glad he just recently joked about still funding the lawsuits they have and might "run out of money in 10 years"

[oblique belfry]

shut the fuck up tim

[thick plover]

All because Tim Sweeney is spending their paychecks on funding people suing steam

[supple lotus]

get fucked with a pineapple

[thick plover]

fucking wow man

[left mantle]

Little nicky style.

[copper vapor]

preferably a Mk2 "pineapple" grenade

[thick plover]

also I saw a thing where it said

he gave people who made games or whatever on fort 800 mil or whatever

and then it was just a picture of the top played games being AI slop

[oblique belfry]

oh waiter waiter

[thick plover]

800 million he couldve paid to the actual developers

[oblique belfry]

more celeb cameos on my niche game please

fat fuck tim

[snow tree]

Never thought I'll agree with Ninja

[left mantle]

That scene from little nicky was a wild thing to see growing up

[oblique belfry]

fucking retard

[thick plover]

what was it

[oblique belfry]

app store / google play iirc

they are back on google play store rn

dunno about app store

[thick plover]

the british music company or whatever the fuck: TIM WE NEED 8 BILLION DOLLARS TO SUE STEAM
Cuck Sweeney: OORAH 1000 EMPLOYEES HAVE BEEN FIRED

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/denzel-washington-my-heart-omg-beautiful-relieved-gif-5511635

[copper vapor]

damn I should get self-diagnosed asap

[sour rivet]

GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED HAHAHAAAAAAAAA

[copper vapor]

gotta succeed

[left mantle]

Palantir can go fuck itself.

[oblique belfry]

we are getting overwatch treatment again

[thick plover]

before I click on this what spoiler is this for

[blazing maple]

you hang out in offtopic so I think we don't need a diagnosis #owned

#welcometothepack

[sour rivet]

death stranding

[copper vapor]

troy baker detected

[thick plover]

ok im not clicking

[copper vapor]

also spoiler that shit you fuck

[blazing maple]

death stranding 2

[sour rivet]

i did retard

[oblique belfry]

donald mustard was a saint just like how jeff kaplan was in overwatch

now he left and game went downhill ever since

[real aspen]

holy 4th wall

i love it

[copper vapor]

weird, it's not marked as spoiler here

[blazing maple]

it literally is

[sour rivet]

also this

[thick plover]

@sour rivet @frank hearth @zealous depot new item leak

what the fuck man

[oblique belfry]

"goddammit"

🗣️

[thick plover]

THE CALICO REM MO TUNNEL META IS UPON US

[copper vapor]

30 lashes for using "literally" incorrectly

[sour rivet]

heres me styling on a fool

[oblique belfry]

??????????

we are literally in the middle of the chapter

[proven tundra]

LEGENDARY RARE
POGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[copper vapor]

this was spoilered correctly on my client

[oblique belfry]

fym storyteller got laid off

[thick plover]

you can be shiv now

[copper vapor]

common discord L

[thick plover]

what the fuck lad

[copper vapor]

also uh

that ain't stylin', that's desperation

[sour rivet]

shshsh

im the only porter that can do it

[blazing maple]

they also fired the guy who made jonsey and penny and others

[sour rivet]

why even play fortnite at this point
they clearly dont give a fuck

[oblique belfry]

ye i posted that

before you came here

[blazing maple]

It's like when you see employee cuts you think "oh they fired all the interns before they could get actually onboarded" but epic got rid of like... people who have been there 11 years

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J12r5Nv3DQ4

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[copper vapor]

play STW

[thick plover]

now you have more hours for deadlock

[copper vapor]

the better version of fortnite

[oblique belfry]

@frank hearth @left mantle

[sour rivet]

they give even LESS of a fuck for that!

[left mantle]

the most confusing crossover

[sour rivet]

the story will never be finished!!!

[oblique belfry]

league and porsche

❓

[copper vapor]

good. means they won't ruin it with crossovers and collabs

[proven tundra]

But you see he said they would have once in a lifetime resumes so that made it okay

[copper vapor]

if RE can do it, so can League

[sour rivet]

oh if they can find a way they will

[oblique belfry]

bro there is not a single vehicle in the game

[sour rivet]

ok im going back to my cutscene

be back in a bit

[copper vapor]

"skin teaser" probably something vehicle-themed for a vehicle champ

corki riding a porsche

trust

[oblique belfry]

THATS THE WORSE PART

ITS FOR KAISA

[copper vapor]

I have no idea who that is, good for him/her/them/it

corki driving a porsche would be cool tho

break free from the shackles of being legally-distinct Gyrocopter

[oblique belfry]

WOMAN ON A SYMBIOTE SUIT

P O R S C H E

[copper vapor]

she turns into a car

vroom vroom motherfucker

[real aspen]

pain makes music sound cool

[pallid sapphire]

whati miss depsite The Expand gooning,Starfield icon stealing and Doge is shitting him ?

[marsh cargo]

aaah yes the woman that reduced the void lore into just being mean purple stuff

[copper vapor]

everyone shitting on tim sweeney for being an awful human being

[oblique belfry]

i lost braincells reading this

what the fuck are you saying

[pallid sapphire]

Star Citizen

[copper vapor]

KCD director being pro-AI

[pallid sapphire]

Doge shitting him

[copper vapor]

STAR PLATINUM

[pallid sapphire]

sound similar

[pallid sapphire]

Ech

Fuck this guy

[oblique belfry]

tim being a retard

laying off 1000 people including very important people

[pallid sapphire]

yeah ive seen that yesterday

Playstation also fired people

but nobody cares Sony

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[tiny notch]

brother wants to program
tell him to learn to program
stops talking to me
what goes on inthe mind of a 12 y/o

[oblique belfry]

dude why is everyone suddenly firing people

[pallid sapphire]

And Epic fired their most important designers

[oblique belfry]

ye

[blazing maple]

it's so over

[oblique belfry]

so many important people are laid off

[marsh cargo]

because the market is not doing well ?

[copper vapor]

their investments into AI are failing so they need to cut down on expenses

[oblique belfry]

"expenses"

fucking corpos man

my inner johnny silverhand is showing again

[marsh cargo]

layoffs are just economics

[oblique belfry]

give me a bomb

[zealous depot]

I see nothing wrong here

[pallid sapphire]

You mean their failing fortshite collabs they spend millions on ?

[marsh cargo]

[supple lotus]

vroom vroom, Porsch... i mean... uh

https://www.reddit.com/r/ResidentEvilRequiem/comments/1rq13g5/leon_pulling_up_in_the_patty_mobile/

[pallid sapphire]

https://bsky.app/profile/shinobi602.bsky.social/post/3mhvtx3vims2u

Shinobi602 (@shinobi602.bsky.social)

Forza Horizon 6 | PC Specs

#ForzaHorizon #ForzaHorizon6

Bluesky · Mar 25, 2026, 7:43 PM

vroom vroom FORZA

[left mantle]

because a lot of tech companies are overvalued so they need to cut shit because AI is starting to fray and they're trying to create a cushion for the bubble.

[marsh cargo]

they are actually super profitable for epic

[oblique belfry]

"hmm. It seems we are losing money fast. Lets fire 1000 people and ask the rock to voice and act for our game"

[pallid sapphire]

Game of Thrones flopped and how much did they spend on Dwayne the Rock ?

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

another 20 billion to steal a brainrot

[oblique belfry]

was my theory ngl

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-this-reeks-memes-gif-14297312045594448732

[teal spade]

The Illuminati are coming for us boys

[oblique belfry]

because ever since this AI bubble started growing everything slowly went to shit

[pallid sapphire]

i wish ive got an Requiem code for PC but NOOOO they gave me Crimson Desert for free

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/illuminati-m47IJde7R0Iso

[oblique belfry]

oh great

[oblique belfry]

add it to the list of things we are already struggling with

[copper vapor]

nothing burger + AI slop image

[marsh cargo]

let me guess
cloudflare is out again

[teal spade]

discord VoIP is down steam VoIP is also down

[copper vapor]

[hexed stag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-good-triumph-evil-gif-6627141887522619123

[copper vapor]

no it's not?

oh steam voip

[oblique belfry]

yea no

discord voip is still down

[copper vapor]

hm

[pallid sapphire]

i cant be arsed to play a game that kills me cause 100% completionist autism

[marsh cargo]

i am literally in a discrod call right now

[marsh cargo]

it is working

[vivid swift]

is this edited gore or something 😭

[oblique belfry]

discord was so fucked today that my friend turned offline and was not on vc

[sour rivet]

oh thanks dollman

[oblique belfry]

but he was still talking to me

ghost

[pure goblet]

@keen tree

[copper vapor]

probably broke a vase or a toilet seat or whatever
you can see white shards of... porcelain or something after the sledgehammer comes down

[keen tree]

Is this the SOG Vietnam gun?

[pallid sapphire]

So Discord dies and people are already jumping on a doomsday train ?

[keen tree]

Nah it isn't.

[pallid sapphire]

Great.

[teal spade]

uggghhhhh

[hexed stag]

cry somewhere else, bud

[teal spade]

where did this come from????

[pure goblet]

M1909 Benét–Mercié

[thick plover]

THROWIN BOLA

[oblique belfry]

wtf is that

[teal spade]

(·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ )

[oblique belfry]

❓

OH THOSE

[slim magnet]

wow selectable kaomoji

[teal spade]

[keen tree]

Lizard.

[slim magnet]

took them a fucking decade

[copper vapor]

eyy bf1 MG

[oblique belfry]

yeah discord said kaomoji's will be added

or smth

[teal spade]

yes

I have a lot

[oblique belfry]

i remember seeing a post about it

[keen tree]

[oblique belfry]

guys check voice channels

[hexed stag]

Bastard SMG from Metro, but a LMG

[copper vapor]

should've given me the key then

[oblique belfry]

everyone is trying to get the voip working

[teal spade]

[proven tundra]

The Interac machine at the local coffee store was down as well
The world is fucked

[slim magnet]

these things blew dude shit had no flavor to it

[teal spade]

[thick plover]

silly fella with a bag

[keen tree]

[real aspen]

@teal spade how do I remove my arm

[copper vapor]

people love being drama queens

[teal spade]

fuck you, it had falvor for 6seconds

[copper vapor]

bonesaw

next question

[keen tree]

Anyway I like the Carcano, I love me some italian guns.

[pallid sapphire]

It took me 30 minutes to redeem cause it requires delivering proof of a purchase and even a fucking key verifying program

[slim magnet]

you needed to down like half of the kilometer long gum to get any flavor out of it and it lasted like 4 chews

[teal spade]

painfuly

[pure goblet]

[copper vapor]

oof.

[frank hearth]

and i though the overwatch porsche colab was random

[thick plover]

@frank hearth @zealous depot legendary pause timing

[copper vapor]

sorry I only know these centennial guns because of bf1

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah so even if i wanted i couldnt have given the key just away

[zealous depot]

Ah yes
A CAR COLLAB

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

166 hours ?

[thick plover]

She wavin

[zealous depot]

Viper on her way to feed the lash

[pure goblet]

no that's literally where i know the gun from and well Forgotten Weapons

interesting design

[teal spade]

@keen tree I recently had this commissioned

[marsh cargo]

full body gix

[keen tree]

I just have no money.

[pallid sapphire]

inky scales

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ULTRAKILLMedia/status/2036808049977950370?s=20 @oblique belfry

Media With ULTRAKILL Music 🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩 (@ULTRAKILLMedia)

https://t.co/U20uRHdOtQ

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 25, 2026, 2:10 PM

[marsh cargo]

[thick plover]

I joined the official deadlock discord
I go to the vyper channel
I see gif of vyper licking lash armpit

[pallid sapphire]

fucking scalies

[thick plover]

[copper vapor]

damn
I misread this as Forgotten Hope and went on a nostalgia trip

[keen tree]

[pure goblet]

[zealous depot]

Brother what

[oblique belfry]

[pallid sapphire]

fucking furries too

[copper vapor]

never join official discord servers for games

[pallid sapphire]

Its a sort of a hobby

[teal spade]

HOW?! Aint you a furry?

[oblique belfry]

[keen tree]

Organ failure. Like actually, that is the reason.

[supple lotus]

he says, in the official server of a ... "game"

[marsh cargo]

the rare 10% poor furry

[supple lotus]

[teal spade]

oof

[marsh cargo]

oooh

[copper vapor]

details

[supple lotus]

[teal spade]

so poor can't even affoard good organs

[keen tree]

Organ failure ain't cheap.

[zealous depot]

And none of us are normal

[blazing maple]

get well soon

[copper vapor]

also I only inhabit the offtopic channel so it tracks with my logic

[keen tree]

At least i'm not a weeb.

[oblique belfry]

where

[supple lotus]

why are you fucking furries Laff, and what does the wife say about it

[plucky jolt]

you must love furries the way you talk about fucking them so much

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kochstrasse-hannover-agencylife-agenturleben-mY3XOOdZgWeCNIUEJ5

[keen tree]

FUCKING FURRIES 💪

[copper vapor]

aight enough procrastinating

brb

[marsh cargo]

[keen tree]

[oblique belfry]

i feel like this is a common troupe furries have
having their own oc gifs / emojis

i have now seen it 4 times

no offense to y'all

i love em

[marsh cargo]

funny how 2 furries in chat were enough to turn the chat into furry topic

[supple lotus]

like vegans

[zealous depot]

Their power is too great

They could shoot you in the street and their face would not be on the CCTV

[oblique belfry]

still open in the background btw

[keen tree]

In my defense

[oblique belfry]

afk

[keen tree]

I don't horndoggle.

[pallid sapphire]

Addiction

[marsh cargo]

at least furries are hostile

[oblique belfry]

yes

dw quaisomorph after terar

im close to finishing the save

[supple lotus]

i was gonna say, at least they eat "meat" but ya know

[marsh cargo]

anyways distraction snek gif

https://tenor.com/view/viper-xcom2-gif-22293901

[pallid sapphire]

i nearly got as many as you got Terraria

[keen tree]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/938172286131924993/1330667480083071039/kobolds.gif

[pallid sapphire]

I got more though

[oblique belfry]

still the only one thats properly using that emoji

[marsh cargo]

ofc
space station 13

[keen tree]

The sacred texts.

https://tenor.com/view/edaudoro-avatar-gif-2983260206549786887

[pallid sapphire]

where does this random gray name furry even come from ?

id like to know more

[oblique belfry]

oflin summoned him

[keen tree]

No you wouldn't.

[oblique belfry]

he showed him gun

[keen tree]

I enjoy gun.

[oblique belfry]

props a topic they had on another chat

[keen tree]

[oblique belfry]

gun good

gun kil

[marsh cargo]

@pallid sapphire

[keen tree]

I own several gun.

Mostly black powder.

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/axanar-alecpeters-axamonitor-gif-18199270

[keen tree]

It's actually really easy to own black powder guns in the US.

Since ATF says they're not legally firearms, don't ask I don't get it either.

[pallid sapphire]

their not classified as guns thats why

[keen tree]

So no permit needed.

So you can just have it shipped to your door.

[teal spade]

[pallid sapphire]

what is if i got one of these fancy powder miniguns ?

[keen tree]

That includes black powder revolvers.

[oblique belfry]

o

[real aspen]

What if I convert a semi auto gun to black powder

[pallid sapphire]

Doge when he gets an appointment at the doctor

[keen tree]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/559487902728585216/1345030472966864947/image0.gif

[pallid sapphire]

YOU FOUND THE TERMIN

p!translate en Termin

[muted gyro]

Original

Termin

English

Deadline

[oblique belfry]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/playstation-helldivers-helldivers2-helldive-h115LOWJQYaybT6XV0

[keen tree]

Black powder revolvers actually take forever to reload.

[pallid sapphire]

Termin is also appointment

not only deadline

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

i need wisdom

[keen tree]

People joke about muskets taking a semester to load.

[pallid sapphire]

one shot is all i need

[oblique belfry]

what to do when it does this

[copper vapor]

... I really wanna make a joke but I'd get zapped for racism

[teal spade]

do it pussy

[sour rivet]

thats not normal

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck happened

[sour rivet]

i blame ragnarok

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/RetroFirearms/status/2036641987126775854
reposting because its funny

Retro Firearms (@RetroFirearms)

https://t.co/ZZOls0TqDs

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 25, 2026, 3:11 AM

[pallid sapphire]

one shot a day keeps an orange away

[keen tree]

It's a blunderbus with 6 shots

[oblique belfry]

maybe i went too far ?

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/pusybeauty-pusy-beauty-boy-voQuKJPPVMeNoNIUeY

[copper vapor]

nah I was gonna say it's slow to reload because it's black powder, so it's lazy

[keen tree]

Mag dump. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/510323081785507880/1094393679361364110/RDT_20230313_014716.mp4?ex=69c50f4a&is=69c3bdca&hm=bf84dd6640f28b1370be910998c13318c6e849c953568e550991df23988364bc&

[pallid sapphire]

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

lmao

[pallid sapphire]

@opal star

[keen tree]

See now you've done it.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521383493503025152/1102558138676281485/the_manual_of_military_marvels.mp4?ex=69c51948&is=69c3c7c8&hm=73807412762a228187d72b3fabd127bd13396e49df87715c537499071dc88c00&

[copper vapor]

if wife won't play monhun tonight I already know what do play instead

[keen tree]

You've made me tap into my armaments memes.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952905186534371378/1004406446261289087/doyXxKPtzaYSrL1-.mp4?ex=69c54ce5&is=69c3fb65&hm=713b26d7756c620137de3bfe84f992a36757acf8e3975453b10ed5a22e5cfa1a&

[copper vapor]

yay animaniacs

[marsh cargo]

[pallid sapphire]

ofc the german shoots a dog

it was fun while it lasted

[supple lotus]

[pallid sapphire]

ich werde mich jetzt verpissen

https://tenor.com/view/goodbyechat-goodbye-chat-discord-funny-gif-22499294

[supple lotus]

brainfart leakage aaah moment

[left mantle]

It's either that or the ATF

[copper vapor]

matt is a treasure

also hickok

[pallid sapphire]

We dont have an ATF in Germany

Everyone will shoot your dog

[keen tree]

[timid hollow]

gaming

[keen tree]

Was that auto-deleted or did a mod delete it?

[supple lotus]

you would live longer if you'd read channel descriptions

[marsh cargo]

aaah the man who made me not watch 1 episode of forgotten weapons

[teal spade]

-ˋˏ✄┈┈⋆｡ﾟ

[keen tree]

Braintard scares me, besides we were talking guns anyway.

[proven tundra]

Since skom said "brain fart ahhh moment" and then it disappeared ten seconds later

[supple lotus]

yes

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

I would assume he deleted it

[supple lotus]

does that change the memes guideline?

no

[keen tree]

uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks

[copper vapor]

wait, what happened

[supple lotus]

good

[copper vapor]

[supple lotus]

smell it

[teal spade]

if no memes are allowed here, why are you here?

[marsh cargo]

brandon and gun jesus had a episode together

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

oh

yea I'd avoid that too.

[keen tree]

I need to get my hands on a carcano.

[supple lotus]

tard police - as always

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

and due to his nature of brandon i didnt watch it

[copper vapor]

good choice

[keen tree]

Born to buy guns forced to have organ failure.

[copper vapor]

I could maybe own a gun if I sold my house

maybe

[marsh cargo]

just do what the other guys in br meme do
forge one

[copper vapor]

I still remember Prime's suggestion for me

[copper vapor]

that'd probably be more expensive

[keen tree]

Anyway buy a black powder revolver, it's fun. But also do some studies because getting the right lead balls and caps for the nipples, yes, that's what they're called, before you do so.

[copper vapor]

I'd rather throw pebbles at cans

[keen tree]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-brick-sponge-bob-square-pants-like-a-bag-of-bricks-like-a-ton-of-bricks-gif-4475886

[copper vapor]

it's the same activity

[marsh cargo]

how ?

[copper vapor]

actually wait, I think using a sling would be more fun

[copper vapor]

getting metal sheets, a blowtorch and whatnot

[keen tree]

https://tenor.com/view/sling-slingshot-rock-shot-gif-11134176834242999322

Slings can be scary.

But I don't know how to use them so I'd be not scary.

[copper vapor]

I can imagine. The whiplash sound alone is terrifying imo lol

[slim magnet]

not knowing how to use a weapon sounds more scary than knowing how to use it

because it's an area of effect rather than a targeted attack at that point

[copper vapor]

ofc, especially something like a sling... can probably hurt yourself bad if you misuse it lol

[slim magnet]

yeah

[keen tree]

I've been near people who don't know what they're doing with guns. They actually do scare me.

[untold spear]

what unhelpful advice can you provide today?

[keen tree]

There are two types of gun owners.

Those who had an ND, those who will have an ND.

[slim magnet]

neurodivergency

[proven tundra]

North Dakota

And those who have not yet had a North Dakota

[keen tree]

Negligent Discharge. Ya dip.

🤼‍♂️

[proven tundra]

[keen tree]

Goddammit.

[supple lotus]

Nougat Donut

[keen tree]

[oblique belfry]

it begins

o h .

[copper vapor]

it baffles me how simple things are, yet people still manage to be idiots

[oblique belfry]

thats more damage then my max hp

[thick plover]

@frank hearth @zealous depot here at valve we make sure 1 player is thanos and the other players cant play the game cause they cant get the 1 broken ass character

[sand canopy]

legends

[copper vapor]

or maybe I got lucky and had a good instructor who taught me properly

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/veizau/status/2036624502915010837

veizau (@veizau)

Valorant streamer doubles down after going viral for pulling an AK-47 from under her desk, proving it’s real after viewers claimed it was a replica

“This is the AK, it’s real. I’ve never used it, it’s never been loaded, you can even hear the metal.”

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 25, 2026, 2:01 AM

[keen tree]

I've seen so much trigger finger.

There's something off about that AK.

[left mantle]

Still not the most dumb shit i've seen, at least this one was stored there unloaded

[left mantle]

It's the cheap ass furniture

[keen tree]

No kidding, is it norinco?

[left mantle]

It just looks wrong

[marsh cargo]

[supple lotus]

ikea ass AK

[left mantle]

quite possibly a century arms

[verbal lodge]

Good haus, bad bed placement https://fixupx.com/hapyr_/status/2036790216011481551?s=20

hapy // VA 🎙️✨ (@hapyr_)

Corin's Minecraft Playthrough💚- voiced by @hapyr_
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︀︀#voiceactor #voiceactress #voiceacting #zzzero #corinwickes #burnicewhite

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FixupX · Mar 25, 2026, 1:00 PM

[keen tree]

Oh you know what maybe.

[left mantle]

So maybe it's better that she hasn't loaded it

[marsh cargo]

ping sab at least

[keen tree]

At least assuming it's real she does have the good sense to not point it at herself and keep her finger off the trigger, her racking the slide like that makes me nervous though.

Even if you know for a fact a gun is unloaded treat it like it's loaded anyway.

Because almost every range is going to have a jar filled with bullets from guns that were '100% unloaded'

"I swear it's not loaded" jar.

[verbal lodge]

@real aspen corn

[left mantle]

As much anxiety as that clip gives off I really only have 1 takeaway

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

"At least this one wasn't stored fully loaded"

[keen tree]

Still has more of an idea than some gun owners I met.

[teal spade]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[left mantle]

Bro's here after monday

[cunning bronze]

@copper vapor oh, crimson desert loading screen is pretty nice

I got spoiled about it. Oh well

[proven tundra]

[keen tree]

[marsh cargo]

they are improving the 🏴‍☠️ tech so its not just shooting myself on the foot to play crimson desert

[verbal lodge]

how goes slopson desert
is it truly the greatest 6/10 experience?

[cunning bronze]

Seems like a fun game

But the story not good

[proven tundra]

I don't think it's meant to have a story

[cunning bronze]

As expected

[cunning bronze]

Yeah, of course not

[proven tundra]

If you watched any dev interviews lol

[cunning bronze]

It's like, quests are there to give you context

Otherwise it's a sandbox for you to enjoy

[proven tundra]

Ye action sandbox

[cunning bronze]

I mean I don't mind. The story was never marketed as the big thing

[verbal lodge]

it was meant to be the next bdo right, but they went single player

[cunning bronze]

I like some reviews saying they expected some rdr2 level narrative 😂

[verbal lodge]

and now it's just another open world game

[proven tundra]

I'd be tempted but I've heard the controls are bad

[cunning bronze]

I don't think it's just another open world

It has some nice things

[cunning bronze]

They were improved

Wait some months 👍

It'll get even better probably

[proven tundra]

Oh yeah waiting for a sale for sure

[cunning bronze]

Yeah the price is insane in Argentina

[copper vapor]

only loading screen I saw of it was some weird-ass minecraft block matrix room

[proven tundra]

I'm not paying $100 CAD

[cunning bronze]

I'm tempted to email pearl abyss

At least 10 dollars less

[marsh cargo]

gamers being restarded once again

[cunning bronze]

Of course they are

Regarded as always

[cunning bronze]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWRS1FGgRvC/?igsh=MXNpenRsaXhyOXU5ag== was this

alejodwarte

amo este juego es un juegazo

Likes

20846

Instagram

[copper vapor]

lol. lmao even

[proven tundra]

You can tell people who didn't read a single thing from the devs prior

[cunning bronze]

Obviously spoilers don't click if you don't want to know (though it might not be a big deal, I wanted to be surprised)

[copper vapor]

almost basically that, but in first person

[cunning bronze]

I see

[copper vapor]

it was this

[proven tundra]

Surely the greatest decade of all

[copper vapor]

seems kinda weak actually

[proven tundra]

[cunning bronze]

Oh yeah the other one is better. Mm

Also the music of the game is nice

[copper vapor]

you're nice

[slim magnet]

you're a good man arthur morgan

[cunning bronze]

[cunning bronze]

[celest plank]

man I love rdr2 but the amount of dickriding it gets is crazy

[keen tree]

Me with FNV.

[celest plank]

I get that its one of the best games out there and prolly my favourite but DAMN other shit exists 😭

[keen tree]

Or Obsidian in general really.

[copper vapor]

same lmao

I'll play it one day

[celest plank]

Who is a founding father of america:

George Washington
OR
Arthur Morgan

[copper vapor]

but all this glazing puts me off of it

[celest plank]

You see a list of best betrayals in media and 99% of it is RDR2 references

[frozen void]

Mistake, i am sorry

[keen tree]

There's so many shows and games I want to try out but then the fandom is so insufferable I just never get around to it. You ever hear about the Babylon 5 or Arcanum fandom? No, of course not.

[celest plank]

yep

the only fandom I approve of

[copper vapor]

I'm gonna do a good deed now

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-happened-there-gif-18240822558998438526

[copper vapor]

I'm gonna buy Menace
but not for me

[keen tree]

See the Arcanum fandom just has people posting banana bread in their subreddit.

If you know you know.

[zealous depot]

[celest plank]

ai girlfriend venting subreddits have more traffic than some of these

[thick plover]

he did that much damage

[keen tree]

Exactly.

[thick plover]

in literally 4 seconds

I WALKED AWAY FROM HIM BTW

HE LOST LOS

I DIED TO A SINGULAR SCARAB

[keen tree]

http://puu.sh/KKzXq/2ba49802c2.png Those in the know

[real aspen]

She's trying her best

[oblique belfry]

died at the desperation phase

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

Decline it

[copper vapor]

uh no I bought the game as a gift for fren

[left mantle]

Cmon CIG, gib patch

[verbal lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zenless-zone-zero-corin-corin-zzz-gif-8163877714448058030

[raven geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-me-not-moving-raccoon-standing-up-gif-17639976

[zealous depot]

[slim magnet]

you vill click on the youtube short #500 that's titled "Yes... Devs Knew We Would Try That..."

[marsh cargo]

ivan for the past 2 days

[sour rivet]

well

fuck

[noble basin]

That looks sick

What gabe

[left mantle]

We got the roadmap update

New transit in 4.8

So hopefully it works better

[marsh cargo]

wdym new transit?

[left mantle]

G-Force resistance modifiers to flight suits

[left mantle]

Better performing.

It's the transit back end rewrite

hangar service, the caterpillar command module, refueling missions, hammerhead gold standard, crossbow, and plasma grenade.

[copper vapor]

I just bought you for a friend

be good to him

[marsh cargo]

fucking finally hanger takeoff bugs piss me the fuck off

[copper vapor]

muaxh03 type shi

[blazing maple]

death stranding 2

[copper vapor]

perfectly normal australian wildlife

[left mantle]

Hangar service isn't what you're thinking of.

[sour rivet]

im in mexico

[blazing maple]

ah

[blazing maple]

The chupacabra

I've heard stories

[copper vapor]

about monster hunters?

[sour rivet]

SURELY after i beat this thing i will be closer to the ending

[noble basin]

tank

[left mantle]

Hangar service is basically refuel/rearm T0 for ships with hangars

[copper vapor]

why would you beat it

leave it alone

[zealous depot]

If Mexico, where the yellow

[sour rivet]

sky is water.

[noble basin]

post yellow mexico

also hi taco

[blazing maple]

2

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

it's 3 now

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/nowherelad1/status/2036902170562273592

nowherelad (@nowherelad1)

fallout new hips

X · Mar 25, 2026, 8:24 PM

[blazing maple]

time flies

[sour rivet]

4

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/numbers-psychostick

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo but here's the full card for the transit back end rewrite

planned 4.8

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

OOOH THE TRAMS

[zealous depot]

Sureeeeeeee

[copper vapor]

and game's on 4.0 now?

[left mantle]

4.7 releases today

[copper vapor]

oh. soon then

wonder if I'll clip through a moving elevator again

[left mantle]

May

So you might, you might not

[copper vapor]

I may play it

[left mantle]

depends how good the rewrite actually is

[copper vapor]

if I participate in the FF that happens in

may

[zealous depot]

Will they fix the bug that catapult you out of an elevator if someone runs into you

[left mantle]

How the fuck should I know

[blazing maple]

evil valve be like

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

good valve*

[left mantle]

All I know is that this rewrite has been in the works for like an entire year

after server mesh broke a shitton of the transit systems in 4.0

Because of old code

[keen tree]

What's this Star Citizen?

My condolences.

[sour rivet]

crab down

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/Matty_Proto/status/2036865596516950168

Matty (@Matty_Proto)

Goob morning

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 25, 2026, 5:59 PM

chat is this true?

[thick plover]

the what now

[left mantle]

Who doesn't?

[sour rivet]

try giving your cat dr pepper

[runic condor]

oh these are tame

have fun with their upgraded version

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/syntaxssb/status/2036808927333974414

syntax (@syntaxssb)

doing good things with my demo island

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 25, 2026, 2:14 PM

[blazing maple]

idk if we have dr.pepper here

too dangerous

[copper vapor]

stop flashing that bright light on its face you're gonna hurt his eyes

[sour rivet]

you most likely have off brand dr pepper

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HESMkZeXcAAgokZ?format=jpg&name=medium

[left mantle]

I can hear this in Harvey's voice

the "huh???" is a vivid audio clip

[thick plover]

im in that cave where you pick up the funni chalice

the coom chalice

yanderedev chalice

[marsh cargo]

200% playtested game

[runic condor]

ye ye

have fun

Game is pretry cheeseable if you sneak around

[thick plover]

i am sneaking around yea

the enemies do a trillion damage

[runic condor]

Also there are certain items obtainable only in that specific chapter so use a guide if you wanna get em

I can send you a spreadsheet

[thick plover]

BOI AINT NO WAY BOI

[blazing maple]

molotov/dynamite is your friend

[sour rivet]

kill yourself

[thick plover]

i got 4 molitobs

[runic condor]

Or get yourself drunk and fight them bare handed

[timber oxide]

[thick plover]

I have obtained the wendigos heart

backpack obtained

that be it for today

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/gDr84dtHaUl.gif

[zealous depot]

No patch?

[left mantle]

Not yet

I'm gonna go off the assumption that the Austin office is the one with the reigns on this release

So about 6:30

[zealous depot]

Imagine the funny if they suddenly say its delayed

The nuclear bomb will go off in their discord

[sour rivet]

hm

[left mantle]

This may come up tomorrow

[sour rivet]

haha like the character

[blazing maple]

67

[thick plover]

67

[sour rivet]

thats my goat!!

[timber oxide]

Superpower idea - The ability to use GTA SA cheat codes irl

[blazing maple]

oh that's gore...

[blazing maple]

Teleportation but only when no one's looking at you and you can only teleport to places no one is looking at either

[sour rivet]

welcome back ||Sahelanthropus||

[green granite]

Omg

It is Sahelanthropus

[copper vapor]

I'd just need one cheat code from The Sims

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[sour rivet]

mf spoil the fucking text

[timid hollow]

IM COMING FRANK

[green granite]

I guess it does be like that

[timber oxide]

How about motherlode

[left mantle]

The law of equivalent exchange

@marsh cargo @zealous depot GREEEN

[copper vapor]

works, too. I haven't played sims 4 tho

[zealous depot]

[timber oxide]

Me neither

[copper vapor]

50 times better than klapaucius

so yeah I'd use that instead

[left mantle]

My launcher died

[raven geyser]

Gonna eat his cheese

[pliant meteor]

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[left mantle]

We killed the launcher lmao

[olive coral]

the first stone in the pile

[untold spear]

whole lotta poop

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

small victories

[gleaming nymph]

does all blood taste salty

[proven tundra]

Yeah

It's got salt in it

That's why we put stuff in 0.9% saline by default

So it doesn't fuck up your salt balance