#╟❓general-offtopic
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they like trees, trees are taal things
THEY ONLY LIKE THIS ONE FOREST WHICH IS THEIR HOME
trees are tall things*
AND TAAL IS NOT WELCOMED IN IT
nuh uh
because hes a hunting god
me when i see a lady in a lake, idk man i dont read grail lore

king arthur myth is 90% of the faction lore
i still feel like wood elves would respect taal more than most human gods

i am adamant of this
definitely more than sigma
or more than some other boof ass god
like ronald mcdonald, god of thieves
i dont respect him tbh
fucker gives me shit loot

idk how, considering warrior priest's existance
not even sigmar
thats the funny bit
Foul human magiks
when kruber dies
kerilian can say "for krubers sake i hope sigmar is real"
she does say smth about victor half convincing her sigmar is real
when playing warrior priest
in the keep
i heard it the other day
but im guessing saltspile kinda makes it happen a bit
that was handmaiden kerillian that said that line btw
you know, i really thought the shade would have the best chances believing it, since shes an outcast
she did leave their forest of fuckery
for her own reasons
so i guess shes not as aloof as the people still there
handmaiden is a high elf only position
shade is a dark elf bs
yeah i know
its a little off yeah
sister of the thorn doesnt really break lore, right?
also bardin's slayer breaks lore
no that one is ok
slayer oath is lifelong
extreme but ok
until death
yep
so eh
outcast engineer barely breaks lore at all
actually it doesnt
bardin, in dwarf fashion, made an oopsie and decided he wasnt worthy of family, if im getting it right
inventing things in dwarf culture is a big no no
so he outcasted himself
yep
so making shit was ok in his book
no one to yap about it
or care
besides, world ends in like a year in lore, or smth so i guess it doesnt matter
outcast dwarf makes cool shit which is illegal in the mountain hermits? oh well

which is still find kinda boring to some extent
sigmar gets his ass kicked hard
part of why i like 40k more is the fact the story is more grand, and will last a lot longer, maybe even until im a middle aged adult

i wish we had more history tho
would really be nice
wide as an ocean deep as a puddle
40k is just wide with no substance

heresy, current, and like maybe a few little dips in the end of AoS
or during the 30-40k
just a few little blips
thats the issue
heresy has depth
40k era has depth
but the rest is like 1 inch deep

its kinda dumb
heresy is just weird for a novel series point because shit was planned to end in 10 books
i mean i do like some of it missing
but those books sold super well
because it fits the vibe of missing history
so we are no having even more books
but GOD we need more
its filler because we know how it ends
the loyalist povs are SO MUCH BETTER too
its cool to see the pre heresy legions
tbf i didnt read much into the events of the heresy
and before insanity characters
i started in the heresy novels
so i just learned as i went
was a much better experience
because i only knew horus won
other than that i was fresh
p much
high elo gaming
oh and i heard smth about drop site massacre
but i didnt know much beyond name
was nice kinda, being loken
for a bit
learning as he does
its also why i LOVED the uriel ventris novels
because like... none of it is prevalent outside his novels, so i had NO knowledge
also a good set of books
its why i like 40k
because its hard to know it all
so i can read so many novels and learn more
see, 40k has its ups and downs
downs being fucking OCEANS of missing lore
ups being that the lore that is written is mostly really good work
imo its alot of downs when its around imperial lore
i love imperial lore, sure that makes me an imperium chud to some
but its good stuff imo
but i cant say xeno lore is doing better
i love it
ok
except the like, 5th dawn of fire novel
idk which one
the martyrs tomb
SLOOP
SLOP
so bad
bolter porn + religion porn
so bad
idk i never read it, i dont have infinite books, sure i have access to all the novels, i just dont have infinite reading time
okay bro
i just know people glaze him
cool, hes a good commissar
but so is cain
he just hates himself or smth
just casually deal 300 damage and do a quick 468 damage dealing dash afterwards
sad commissar
there goes all my hp
nah its spes marine book
Free money 

sold your ideals for such a low price...
I also say rito should die and burn, whatever
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everything I don't like should die and suffer and the things i like should flourish and be cool and epic
anything but making 3 better
THAT WAS AWFUL
shut up
SHUT UP!!
to me solo leveling is like the truman show
i legit believe it's all in world fantasy story
i refuse to believe the characters are so retarded
solo

true damage does sound ok
but right now every boss has a million hp
so no thank you
solo leveling fans b
solo leveling fans b when they meet solo leveling fans a
five fourrrrr
@celest plank https://www.politico.eu/article/lithuania-oak-defeat-poland-elm-european-tree-of-the-year/
SUCK IT YOU POLISH FUCK

Glory to Lithuania
lithium
period girl
me trying to name the worst superhero:
you have no idea how much willpower i had not to make a sexist joke
and you did it anyway
it should be effortless
smh
level up your woke
you might be onto something
a fucking brazil flag reaction?
dafuq
@marsh cargo can you explain how im always the best player in any legend game?
this is retarded im last standing, am i doomed to be above everyone?
happens in dt
happens in vt2
what is this
without plague lord's flask
am i just better?
this isnt even an ego thing, i was just last alive 3 times
in a row
3 games
with plague lord's flask
become brazillian
You play vs Ai
Sorry sam im capping your level
make some delicious Pão de queijo
i know, so people should be good enough to fight said ai
mmmmnnn
but they never seem to be
You are the lord of scrubs, we bow to your mediocrity 
https://www.reddit.com/r/elderscrollsonline/s/BwvcHkN3Wv @timber oxide nows your time to be a circus
Ba'Zinga is unemployed, being a circus is kinda against it
You can throw pies at people
I would eat the pies
Peak unemployment behavior, run into someone else's house, steal their food and eat it in front of them
And then kill them
Damn, Forknife fired the lead writer for STW and the design person for characters like Jonesy and shit
Guess when your goal is to be crossover central, you no longer give a shit about your own property
time for fish
wym sweat? just naturally good 
just cause i played havoc doesnt make me a sweat, just means i have skill
it came naturally to me
man i came home after poring over spreadsheets for 4 hours and still did better while mentally fried
wtf
its fucked
b r u h
also im not even good at elf, im like mediocre level elf player
OLAJDNGLADJGNADLŞJGNADLJGNADMLŞKGDN
LAJDGNADOLGJNADKGHLADNGOUDJNGD
literally
5 more hits
remove old duke from the code
holy dash spam
and i complained about infernum dog requiring ram dash
this shit takes the crown
for ram dash requirement
got my first griefer in toxic commando 
and we kicked him
and then he just
rejoined
and continued griefing
10/10 great system
Just
Blow his pc up??
get the fuck out of here
stupid fish
another retard that i hate is the lunatic cultist
not because its hard or anything
but this motherfucker keeps spawning whenever im fighting bosses
and i go past the dungeon
and this fucker makes a tiny ass arena to lock you in
making you unable to escape
what a great time to throw a party
YAYYYY THE ALL CONSUMING VOID IS COMING!!! LEEETTTSSSSS PARTAYYYYYYY

yarp
but i showered this time, so im a clean sweat
i shower because i have obligations to due to having jawb
it happened again
holy fuck
we love bandit
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oh my fucking god
@green granite
gamma deathray
damn, the terrarian has gamma weaponry that will most likely melt my flesh off.
i better keep my ass in the dragon aerie
or im FINISHED

i will be turned into a burnt chicken nugget 
yeouwch
also thank fuck they removed the biome requirements
it was ass to fight this guy only in jungle
same with duke
le lore change
aight 3 runs, 3 maps cleared on very hard
even with a griefer in one of the matches
look what i got for cassidy and vic
accidentally dashed into the firewall
🗿
-600 hp
turns out
if you get hit by 2 dashes you take a whopping 800+ damage
because it deals defense damage
you also take more damage from yharon outside of the wall i belive
ye that i know
it specifies it enrages outside the walls
help
damn shits hard
My day be so fine then boom custom race sculpt error
love listening to the banger while getting f'd in the a tho
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I WANNA SEEE
FUCK MY STUPID CHUD GOVERNMENT
Hell yeah
It didn't record me taking out the other tower FAHHH 🗣️
This coilgun-shotgun looking thing is carrying me so hard
I always enjoy looking at what delve people do in path of exile.
thank you youtube
the worse thing to do is consume any media about a series u wanna play
cause it will eventually spoil shit for no reason
the funny thing is i never searched for any RE content
shameful

most likely because the account is flagged itself
now answer dm
fish
icarus?
Interesting..
Yes
We got the Warp in Helldivers 2 before the APC.
Quoting Helldivers NOW (@Helldivers_NOW)
︀
Well shit. Seasse can no longer be seen

Bro how late is this RC2 build gonna drop
I wanna see datamines of the aurora mk2 shit
And also if they changed any numbers for armors and etc

Fuck, I think I got 10 year older when I saw that old animation...
we will see the moon being haunted in live
damn iedy posting cake (dessert) instead of cake (ass) for once?
picked uppercut with explosives and fanning to detox and have fun and the first guy i run into has fucking bulwark
because of course he has the trait that reduces 50% explosive damage the singular game explosive ammo has been picked this year
my day is ruined
Kill yourself
Hope the noose decapitates your broke ass head
Arthur is deceptively intelligent and poetic when it comes to how he actually thinks. I love how much his journal highlights that.
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@marsh cargo @teal spade @rocky turtle
@quiet abyss
Dark Eldar are the best faction but people who write about Dark Eldar need their hard drives checked
There's definitely some snuff films on there

Being a dark eldar writer means your favourite movie is hellraiser but after you first watch it you're like "Interesting. But what if it was edgier?"
We turned this guy into sentient soup and then drank him
Kids. Kill a lot of em I guess, fuck it.
We ball
Who?
People who make pretty important things for Fortnite got the axe in the 1k employee lay off today
Tons of people were impacted today, the lead writer of STW and BR for over 10 years was laid off too. Art producer who worked in 21 seasons with concept arts was laid off too. The principal engineer at Epic, who worked on the Live Events, and game mechanics like the current season Rivalry system was laid off too, he worked there since Chapter 1.
So they can afford collabs with Dwayne the Rock Johnson who is notoriously pricy and Game of Thrones which ended 7 years ago to almost universal disdain from fans
And can't afford the workers
whoever made the stronghold in re8 should be eaten by 50 wolves
Dont give the japanese man his fantasy scenario
genuinely torch him alive
fuck this game
i love a basic enemy that has an unblockable grab
yeah throw 30 of them at once
yea fuck this
Everyone knows you can't block grabs guh
https://youtu.be/yRHVbxsX4TQ oh shit, new femt
WOOO!! its finished!!! sorry it took so long, this thing killed my laptop loll
man bites dog was written, produced, and performed by me and juno, pretty much 50/50!!
we made it while living apart, sending the files back and forth over the course of a year (i dont miss it!! we had a very poor sleep schedule!!). since then, we have made soo much...
Bruh my stupid ass thought this guy looked like one of them types of furries
man
weather's been weird lately
one day it's blazing sunshine
the next, grey misery
with one hour of blazing sunshine somehow sneaking in
Yeah I think they were called protogens
Bro got that screen face
he does
rise weapons are so much better
They got rid of the person who apparently designed characters like Jonesy
gm
here I am wish I could be game dev when I grow up
I was rather
idiotically optimistic
Dont tell Crapcom
They send assasin dwarves
Me who don't have VR 
Bruh they really abandoned PD3, I ain't heard a single thing about it
I can guess why
they updated it like...
last month?
its just no one gaf
so you don't hear about it
I own too many warhammer games
they should make less of them
finally a good stream
They just waaayyyyy overhyped PD3, then removed a lot that made PD2 fun, and slapped a bunch of microtransactions on it at launch cause of course they can lmao
GW will never cease so long as there is money and badass cinematics to be made
And soon you own the German superior Masterpiece DoW 4
and total warhammr 40k
i already don't like this heisenberg retard
he got that fit on
but he speaks like such an obnoxious cunt
Polish gaming
fuckass dawnguard horse crashing the game smh
I've been there in elden ring
just remove mod then 
holy
nah, immersive creatures mod too good
opened up sseedit and removed the quest related to the crash, ez fix
Decked out in the steel mills
cinema detail
if u set up camp while its sunny and dry arthur will sit on the ground
if it's raining he's crouched
2 nice pics
hard
that's an extremely mid looking staff
Hey my fellow Kekkers
Me when i install our new lamps and my wife hits the button cause its so dark in the room
cool sticker tbh
When i die,i die
AAAAHH I BROKE THE GOD DAMN WHEEL
Construction zone should be off-limits those who are unassociated
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms spoilers
holy peak
Ivan the Terrible but with DLSS
dick loss sexual syndrome
why am i tagged in this
do i need to post my white hog to disprove the accusations or what
Couldn't even let Denji keep at least both of his balls. 
wuh
He quit so he could go goon

Too much work when there isnt assistants covering your ass because they quit
knowing rock solid hes not even read one chapter of chainsaw man
also thats Hajime Isayama in the photo 
Mob psycho clears anyway
its all mid anyway
Accurate
house would love 67
i'm about to boot 1
I love 2 but hate scholar but im spoiled by the graphics
want to see gwynevere's big tiddies
I can imagine them in my minds eye
2 or you're a weenie
3 looks like shit so your agument is null (void)
That literally is my argument
3 is the ugliest of them by far
maybe i could play some cs 2 too
but i feel like joining a dead, depressing, empty world rn
no idea who that is
Good
maybe you've been spending too much time on shitter
Dont give him brain power

dawg what the fuck
Im in bed bundled up in my blankey
who is making calamity
oh these are changes from my modpack
vanilla calamity doesnt have these
-# i think
browsing shiiter
wtf is wrong with u
Ive seen enough
me too, me too...
twitter becomes sort of OK once you block 500 meme accounts
👆 👆 👆
my shitter is all ASOIAF and bands
My favorite is when they unblock for no fucking reason and you see them again
the levels of cope are off the charts
doesn't help being a linux user
TFW elon removes himself from everyones block list again
this is gonna be good
Its skyrim

skyrim
Non gooner
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don't think that's skyrim tho
oh waiter waiter ! More crystal npc mods please
oh well
nordic UI spotted
guess he turned serana into a mindless sex slave already then
i prefer edge/untarnished now
nordic UI requires too many patches to work sadly
she's chilling in da dungeon
i also prefer morrowind but
I thought skyrims vanilla ui style was kinda boring
At least compared to oblivion
i like oblivions style just not its execution
Morrowind sweep once again
Oblivion at least tried to have style
Then skyrim was like uhh black and white with literally no sauce
the idea was that it looked "nordic" but they just went "what if black box with white lines"
Morrowind journal was also peak asf i wish more rpgs would do that
im adding it, albeit improved and nicer looking one, to my game
👁️

we dont do that here
a short walk in pretty town needs ot be completed in 4:30 minutes but its one ofthose missions which has a 2 minute unskippable walk sequence
rockstar back at it again with their retarded mission design
👏
And if you walk away from designated path the mission fails
ye
yeah that mission's requirements were kinda ass
Good morning chatters
hi yasu 
also apparently me literally 1 tapping each of the 3 lawmen in dead eye didn't count
because of reasons

why
does such as simple mission
which is literally just a bunch of pew pew
i forgot the specifics but i remember reading some posts about mission timers were fucked up
they are
for any mission that has a time requirement for gold
its fundamentally broken
ye
the timer CONTINUES during cutscenes

its so stupid
absolute dogshit
not to mention
there's another bug which is kind of 50/50 wether or not it happens
if u skip a cutscene too quick
some requirements get instantly voided
@oblique belfry \

oh you got all 20 headshots?
haha no u didn't 
not only cutscenes continue the timer
but sometimes it just voids other requirements too
now i remember the suffering i had
yeah
I had such an issue with the mission paying a social call in chapter 2
I'd skip the cutscenes and every time i replay the mission NONE of the objectives would be counted as compelted
like , cool

meanwhile missions that take at least 10 minutes 
thank fuck rockstar only wants 70 gold medals
so you can skip some of the missions
some golds are free
ye
while others are so specific its stupid
its like a jaeger quest in tarkov
perform 3 backflips while jacking off with a broken hand on ice while being on fire . specifically on june 30th
But thats who they are?
The craftworld eldar are the normal space elves
The dark eldar are the original diddy party people
I'm not talking about the faction. I'm saying the people who write about them are... Interesting.
Oh, well i mean the content is accurate to the faction
I know
Do you research authors or smth
Because how would the book they write tell you about them
Also how are dark eldar the best faction, imma need some elaboration
Theyre just sex, torture and drugs: the faction

The eldar mustve got em, he cant answer, too busy being a human lamp or smth
Man am I just out of the loop
Like
Okay. Me saying that is literally just a joke about how the writers of dark eldar are kind of edgy because it's like "How do I make this as disturbing as possible."
It's not a deconstruction of the writers psychological state
I'm not making a commentary on whether they're a good or bad person
I don't even know how to respond to shit like this because I feel like I'm the goofball for not understanding how what I'm saying is being misunderstood
How is it meant to be understood? Youre making an obvious statement atp
Eldar are that disturbing and more
Its their point to be edgelord shit
How
Because you stated a fact as a joke basically
You said they were the best faction
Atrod asked how they are the best faction
That's it

Theyre edgy and come across like they act like they have shit on their hard drives, thats the point, so yeah im confused
Also true
oh shit wait

today is wednesday
Yes
NEW INVINCIBLE EP 
I'm so confused
Am I tripping
You are
I set my dpi and buttons on the mouse then sert it to onboard profile

and when I enable the onboard stuff
Yes you are

You replied to that question

That's fair, I didn't see that.
It's been a long night alright, I've been in VC arguing with hoffelpuff

I'm about to put a gun in my mouth

gimme a break


This guys gonna make me kill myself I swear
Im not pissed or anything its just funny
Just… leave or ignore them
Have you considered just leaving the call?

👀
New kingsman shit
But to answer your question, I like them because I think everything about them is interesting, I have no issue with the torture elf stuff. My problem is the writers often end up looping around from "it's edgy because it has to be" to "It's edgy because there's nothing else but edge."
it's a personal preference
Dude gets streamsniped for 10 hours straigth
Dawg I literally left the call
I was having a good conversation and then I got annoyed so I left
babe wake up. Another marvel rivals drama hit the media
Acting like I'm literally in the call right now
Do i look like a mf who watches the vcs to see who left?
This gif instantly came to mind
No
ye saw this reel
Oh no not broken
Idk, you're in the server talking so a natural assumption would be to scroll down and take two seconds to verify before saying "just leave dawg"
omg i figured it out
My phone slow
so confusing
u turn off onboarding mode
U choose a profile say main1 or main2 idk
u change everything u need to change
THEN turn ON onboard
THEN click replace with main 1 or main 2 whichever one u configured
that is the single dumbest
fucking p
profile system
WAHAT THE FUCK


volcanikka 
Later
they gotta get a better naming department
I wonder how many things I've postponed

that's a big chicken
please dont be 3 at once
They're in the trees
fuck
Yes
Ngl jjk season 3 goes hard @cunning bronze
The camera Angles are awesome, mappa is the best Animation Studio for me anyway, the Ost is banging
I don't understand jack shit about it
I got very pleasant news fellas, the Burger Machine my grandma used to take me to is still there in their spot
I got a b1t1 burger and a slice of the Sans Rival, life is wonderful right now
yoooo
nvm, that was easier than i thought
forgot dragon breath is magic damage, good thing i had like 80%ish resists towards magic

Vravo Bince
Im on mobile, that shit takes longer than 3 milliseconds
So im not doing that
oh shit im playing as chris
Punch a rock
doing hte missionwith the braithwaith mannor
@pliant chasm
legit can fool someone that this is cod lmao
tarkov looking fine
wtf is wrong with john man he sound so indifferent and unbothered to someone literally kidnapping his son
?????
I know he isn't the best of father but
what the fuck?
is bro retarded?
@oblique belfry @pliant chasm

taking notes
Question should i wait till i have a stalker suit to go to agaprom or should i just go now with my tommy and jacket? Like will it be enough for the rads around the train yard
You should go to #╟🔰☢newbies-chat
So this is how you become a [[BIG RAT]]

Ohhh mb put that in the wrong channel soz
,

why is arthur wearing a winter coat in that gif is he stupid
he'll overheat
aura and hype
sus
what the fuck ?
why was william's VA changed
they yassified his voice 😭
its so uncanny
aw man
edgar is 16 years old now
hey thats the game i always played as a kid
(getting bored because the mission is just a bomber run where you fly straigth for a hour and then do one turn)
they put her in the picture from re7
clever
open twitter
the first post
"literally australia in 30 days when gas runs out"
its just the mad max movie 
when shit becomes le stinky
the industrial revolution and its consequences
before someone asks
fuck the devs
we will be pirating this
why
was too awful against elysium devs
and laid off most of em
just for profits
iirc this game only has like 1 or 2 people from elysium team
could be none as well
damn
@proven tundra nice haircut man 
https://fixupx.com/NickRigamarole/status/2036530161332441235?s=20

da goat is back
Very nice, a professional mercenary doesn't know how to aim and has to do a stupid shooting gallery to get the ability to aim
bro so goated it's crazy
we made it to saint motherfucking denis

in all that....civilization....
@pliant chasm
oh no
oh no....
saint denis unlocks the stranger mission for the flowers
miranda is dying tonight fool
calm down carl johnson
had to sit by the window real quick, huge fistfight happened
dumbasses drank, insulted each other, beat the shit out of each other
got slammed by the popo, fun times
goat
No, it's not from the disco elysium makers
Watching a video where the comments are talking about the car with 2024 tags
My car with 2009 tags
how do people hate him
Im gonna find a way to get a car with tags older than me
He's not Leon S. Kennedy or smth idk
beta chuds
I genuinely don't know and don't care to look into it
also why is re8 so divisive
Call it an echochamber, I call it "Ethan's the goat"
it's lowk mu second fav now
Ethan "Switch Everything Down" Winters
It is?
from what i heard
From what I heard it isn't
I didn't hear at all
Some people think half the game wouldn't have happened if Chris told Ethan anything
i keep hearing that it was divisive
?
But that is true
But also Chris had grounds to believe Ethan is under control
Chris was stupid
But now Chris atones for it by being a girl dad
beta chud here

i've nothign to do with that
how would the game not happen
maybe you'll just be playing as chris
but it would happen
Probably
Either way, I love 7-9
I mean, that's kinda redundant anyways
also this was a nice foreshadow
i dont play re but i love 7-9 as well
7-9 is phenomenal
made me interested in it at least
i'm neutral about resident evil
RE6 is phenomenal
Was so bad it birthed Ethan "God's Gift to Man" Winters
tbf re always had little stupid details like that
Thing is, if Chris told Ethan what is happening the game would still happen but Ethan wouldn't be so mad at Chris for no reason
tbh ethan was only mad at the start
also chris's men literally scold him for not telling him the plan lmao
They would still get ambushed and everything would happen as it did
Resident evil puzzle ass post
QRT: maizie_star
first locker i opened at the gym was empty except for a beautiful plate
i also just realised the story at the start is read by miranda
so it wasn't just a haha epic foreshadow
RE8 had to kill him to save him from becoming the next Leon
the poor bastard















