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[thick plover]

@frank hearth @sour rivet @zealous depot IM GETTING THIS SHIT https://fixupx.com/dianesaurs/status/2035610067752615966?s=20

origin (comms 0/3) (@dianesaurs)

I LIED, it's FREE on game banana.
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FixupX · Mar 22, 2026, 6:50 AM

[zealous depot]

I guess the game got a patch today?

Or yesterday

[zealous depot]

Victor got fucked

Apollo got buffed

[thick plover]

this patches buffs and nerfs are horrid

they just didn't know what they were doing

[zealous depot]

Victor is useless now

Life steal items are less effective on him

[thick plover]

nah they turned him into the if not ahead then shit character, the character

[zealous depot]

Abrams got buffed

Fucking

Sliver got buffed

[frank hearth]

also mirage buffs

my boi

[zealous depot]

Gonna strangle someone

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

Sturm come here

Strangling you

[frank hearth]

also im starting to like the vampire girl failure

[zealous depot]

I fucking hate sliver

[frank hearth]

djinn mark go brrrr

[zealous depot]

Matchmaking is apparently also ass?

Tbh in my elo I don't notice it

[frank hearth]

if the specimen i got on my team today are anything to go by

had an 0/31 mo on my team today

[zealous depot]

How do you do that bad as mo

[frank hearth]

you would think it to be harder to not do well on that digging epstein duo

[zealous depot]

Literally have to just have one single brain cell

Even half a brain cell

[frank hearth]

[thick plover]

Hes must have or ban tier now so thats fun

not broken for 1 patch
aight we buffin em instantly

[zealous depot]

Well i guess back to warden then

[frank hearth]

the abrams in my last game got bullied so badly

me and mo just combo ulted the poor bastard each fight

[thick plover]

maybe yoshi is the balance we hated along the way

[frank hearth]

the good ol dota way of balancing

[zealous depot]

No warden buffs

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

[zealous depot]

I like how they buffed mo's ult

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry

[frank hearth]

cause it needed buffs apparently

[celest plank]

would you rather masturbate a dude or make your grandma die

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

Ah the Diddy special needed buffs

[frank hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/whothefuckstartsaconversation-gif-22983824

[zealous depot]

Wuh

[celest plank]

me personally

id do both

[zealous depot]

Will i force myself this play this patch of deadlock

[sour rivet]

i got ice cream cake :)

[oblique belfry]

?

dude

im on kitchen making a pizza

what the fuck

[copper vapor]

dunno why they call this game 'monster hunter'

[oblique belfry]

SOUND

HORNI JAIL

NOW

[zealous depot]

Answer the question doge

[oblique belfry]

bastard didnt think i wouldnt saw it

[celest plank]

u didnt saw something else too

[zealous depot]

Charge blade user

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

I just wanna get this goddamn fibsh

are you a petricanth

or a petrican't

[zealous depot]

Petrican't

[oblique belfry]

petricunt

[zealous depot]

Took me like an hour and a half to get em

[copper vapor]

rng in this game is so cancer

[zealous depot]

Getting plates and gems is fun

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry

[copper vapor]

eh at least that involves fighting the monster and actually playing the game

fishing rng is just

too bad these fish aren't even sushifish or whetfish

[zealous depot]

Whetfish my beloved

[copper vapor]

been told there's a higher chance of finding petricanths in low rank

that sounds suspicious

[zealous depot]

I found mine in high rank so I couldn't tell ya

I looked up areas where they appear more likely

Just a video on youtube

[copper vapor]

can't access elder's recess on low rank so I'm SOL there

[thick plover]

HE DID IT!

[copper vapor]

been trying low rank rotten vale

[zealous depot]

Ohhhh I didn't even realize you were playing world

Thought you were playing wilds ngl

[copper vapor]

yea it worl

[zealous depot]

I will have you know

That fish is in wilds and their just as hard to find

[copper vapor]

yay.

also necessary to unlock cantina ingredients?

[zealous depot]

So in wilds you make your own food now instead of ordering it. But yeag, they are needed for food

[copper vapor]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

[oblique belfry]

a

[zealous depot]

Certain villages carry ingredients you can buy

But most have to be found

[sour rivet]

you can still order food

we got the gathering hub

[zealous depot]

Ah I stopped playing before the hub got added

[sour rivet]

and the big feasts in the main camps from time to time

[zealous depot]

Its been a bit since I've last played

[oblique belfry]

wait

wasnt this game mmo ?

they turned it into sp ?

[sour rivet]

yea

[copper vapor]

black desert is the mmo

[sour rivet]

crimson desert was also supposed to be an mmo

[oblique belfry]

ye

they advertized themselfs as an mmo

on showcases

trailers etc.

[copper vapor]

supposed schmupposed

[sour rivet]

still have no idea if the game is even good

[oblique belfry]

most people have around 100 hours and still haven't seen the stuff from trailer

like jetpacks / mechas etc.

or dragons

[copper vapor]

welp didn't find the fish but I did find another cantina ingredient

[zealous depot]

Oh also

Massive shiv buffs

[thick plover]

oh yea he broken again

its quite fun (not)

[woven cypress]

someone know how i get my gpu load lower and more load onto cpu? right now this doesn't look good.. using mt modded exes and even with forbidden one its like this

[green granite]

Cadia Stands

[halcyon fossil]

mmmm skill issue

[blazing maple]

early design it was supposed to be mmo but they changed it later in development

which is why the world is so fucking massive and there's a billion different things in it

[sour rivet]

man why do i gotta wait until late summer for the warden refresh

[sour rivet]

it really just seems like content overbloat

a lotta bullshit in the game without a consistent theme

[gleaming nymph]

One of my teeth broke like that, I can wiggle it with my tongue. I'd pull the piece out, but im afraid of exposing a nerve

[halcyon fossil]

does it hurt when you move it around

[gleaming nymph]

No unless I wiggle it really hard, but its likely the flesh around the toth

[copper vapor]

"what features will our game have?"
"yes"

seems to be quickly becoming the norm

[untold spear]

well that sucks

[copper vapor]

OSHIT THERE IT IS @zealous depot

[zealous depot]

Don't lose it

[sour rivet]

man if i want content bloat for a "medievel" game i'd just scroll through wabbajack and find the biggest list i can find for skyrim

we already got combat animations from bdo

[copper vapor]

cool. NOW LET ME GET THE OTHER ONE

there we go

[halcyon fossil]

im not a dentist but if you dont feel shooting pain into the root of your tooth its probably not hit the nerve. go to a dentist asap if you can afford it though

[copper vapor]

WWM has a weirdly obscene amount of features and minigames and systems, and iirc so does Genshin

now this

and I bet GTA6 will be like this as well

I mean GTAV already had some shit

but it was post-game activities

[gleaming nymph]

I guess you're right

[blazing maple]

save... how much?

[proven tundra]

traffic jams

[blazing maple]

at least it's not a traffic jelly

[copper vapor]

does it taste better than strawberry jams?

[blazing maple]

hohoho

[copper vapor]

shared braincell moment

[proven tundra]

lol

[blazing maple]

lmao

[proven tundra]

good work

[halcyon fossil]

traffic preserves

[blazing maple]

great work everyone

[copper vapor]

traffic pickles

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-golem-steve-steve-from-minecraft-village-gif-8131671126326355267

[copper vapor]

need this to get the final meat ingredient

then it'll just be 3 quest-locked drink ingredients

[sour rivet]

i keep forgetting cod games share a launcher with wow

[halcyon fossil]

oh right activision acquired blizzard

[sour rivet]

they are merged

for like
years

[copper vapor]

average alzheimers patient

[sour rivet]

who am i

[copper vapor]

I didn't crop it perfectly

disgraceful

I will commit sudoku and atone for my shame

[lucid latch]

[halcyon fossil]

oh wait i was thinking of microslop acquiring blizzard

[sour rivet]

i mean they did

[halcyon fossil]

yeah activision blizzard has been a thing for almost 20 years

[wispy shore]

Microslop also bought bethesda

And some other studios

Then promptly drove them into closing

Like what happened to the one that made hi-fi rush

Failed game? closed

Critically acclaimed game? believe it or not, also closed

[green granite]

7 minutes

7 minutes are all I can spare to play w you

[copper vapor]

wtf is this achievement description

who wrote this, master yoda?

[halcyon fossil]

rest in fucking peace tango gameworks

[copper vapor]

you're almost 10 years late

[sour rivet]

theyre back tho

[untold spear]

well

[copper vapor]

oh wait no hifi rush is very recent

[halcyon fossil]

tango? nah its dead

[wispy shore]

https://tenor.com/view/7-minutes-is-all-i-can-spare-to-play-with-you-wesker-7-minutes-gif-9889520412181032250

[untold spear]

guess that's what happens when your game doesn't give microsoft a microsoftillion new gamepass subscribers

[copper vapor]

wtf krafton?

[sour rivet]

yea

they own them now

[copper vapor]

... I

[halcyon fossil]

yeah krafton bought tango

[copper vapor]

I'd rather they were dead

[untold spear]

they are

its just the name

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

remember when EA was the only one doing that

I member

[wispy shore]

The enshittification of gaming goes on

[halcyon fossil]

gta 6 is gonna flop

[copper vapor]

time to get me some amber

[gleaming nymph]

ugh why is bro being gone for so long. I cant work on any of my projects without background noise, and youtube takes too much brain power

[wispy shore]

I fucking hope so, rockstar needs to suffer

Whar are you talking about blud

[untold spear]

he dead

[untold spear]

you wish

[gleaming nymph]

that has been the case multiple times at this point

[wispy shore]

I don't wish, i'm gonna do it, i'm gonna flop gta 6

[copper vapor]

I love these guys

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hazbin-hazbin-hotel-5

[wispy shore]

blenis

[copper vapor]

crap I need to max out unity with them

forgor about this crap

[untold spear]

why are you posting this show

wtf is wrong with you

[wispy shore]

Forget about unity, learn uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk godot?

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-likes-you-you-have-to-be-quiet-horton-hears-a-who-emo-horton-hears-a-who-gif-11766743630341416257

[rocky turtle]

[untold spear]

hazbin shitel fans think they're human

[copper vapor]

@zealous depot you mentioned CB user

[cunning bronze]

No one truly believes GTA will fail, do you really understimate R*'s pull? Lmao

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

well, shit. I thought I maxed out everyone else.

[copper vapor]

it'll sell PS5 Pros like hotcakes

[cunning bronze]

At the very least

that game will sell millions lmao

[copper vapor]

I will never forget a friend of mine being "proud" about triple-dipping on GTAV

Bought it for PS3, then again for PS4, then again for PC.

[cunning bronze]

me for terraria

but add mobile and ps3

[untold spear]

it will casually break it's last record because the gaming industry has grown exponentially since 2013

millions is lowballing

[cunning bronze]

well, its one way of putting it

it definitely wont fail haha

[wispy shore]

Retards everywhere these days

[untold spear]

the last of us fans

[ionic herald]

i stole a copy

then epic gave it for free too

[wispy shore]

Poo role

[ionic herald]

butt plug badge

[halcyon fossil]

you're so right

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-lore-christopher-nolan-goat-movie-gif-3463157536357197370

[ionic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-handcuffed-gif-12539303265459346970

[copper vapor]

new frens

help

lmao

people need a guide for this

amazing

[sour rivet]

jon snow

[pure compass]

is it a key other than tab?

[copper vapor]

dunno what key it is on keyboard

on control it's ← on the dpad

but ya know

go to the fucking settings menu

and look at the controls

[timber oxide]

Check controls? In this economy?

[copper vapor]

also known as RTFM

[timber oxide]

Remember when games used to come with actual manuals which explained everything?

Witcher games even came with a walkthrough

[arctic flicker]

when in doubt, check the control settings and be surprised there's more options that the game didn't teach you about

[copper vapor]

this is exactly why I always look at settings and controls before I even begin playing

[pliant chasm]

game was working fine
restarted pc now it crashes
time to delete every mod one by one

[timber oxide]

I don't check controls and don't do tutorials

[timid hollow]

as every human should

i mean what mbo said

not pyson

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

See the thing is that I learn the game by being stupid

You could say that I'm vibe gaming (inb4 it's a term that's gonna be used for letting the AI play the game for you)

[untold spear]

no

i'm not 50

[sour rivet]

brother

[timber oxide]

Neither am I

[sour rivet]

mfs never played a game back in the 2010's

[timid hollow]

fuck you

[marsh cargo]

maybe ill play crimson desert today

[untold spear]

you indecisiveness will be your doom

[upbeat verge]

gnn

[marsh cargo]

i said maybe because internet slow

so idk if it will finish today or tomorrow

[untold spear]

your slow internet will be your doom...

[marsh cargo]

[upbeat verge]

DOOM

E1M1 AT DOOMS GATE

[marsh cargo]

looking good so far

[timber oxide]

PS3 was when manuals slowly stopped existing

[sour rivet]

i was still seeing manuals in 2017

[timber oxide]

I said slowly

[sour rivet]

nuh uh

[timid hollow]

i said fuck you

[sour rivet]

fuck we

[timber oxide]

Yes, fuck birb

No lube

[halcyon fossil]

wuh

[pure compass]

do modern console games actually not ship manuals?

when you buy as a disk

[halcyon fossil]

i havent seen a new game as a disk in a while now thinking about it

[timber oxide]

At best you get a pamphlet with steering and sometimes (RDR2) you get a physical map

But I don't know about modern modern

[pure compass]

I was gonna say there's free space in the box tf you mean no manual

[timber oxide]

Do you think gamers can read?

[halcyon fossil]

yes i would think most can

[timber oxide]

Why do you think they need yt tutorial videos on how to sheathe weapons

[thick plover]

@frank hearth made the mistake of queueing deadlock before midnight

queued into russian servers

I lost

[timber oxide]

Oh you poor creature
This very discord server is proof of the opposite

[frank hearth]

11PM Q on a sunday night feeling daring today are we

[thick plover]

i cant climb

valve actually sucks with their fucking certainty system

why does this shit exist

make me fucking derank if I lose and dont just keep me hostage in the same elo

how am I top 50 on the character Im playing on EU servers but Im not the highest rank in the game

this fucking shit is retarded

[timber oxide]

Reminds me of how the queue in War Thunder works and how when I played with friends we would restart the search whenever we noticed it already started looking for games in brazil

[halcyon fossil]

g*mma players are below average gamers intelligence wise

[thick plover]

in my 930 hours on deadlock

ive had ONE good game with russians

A SINGULAR ONE

imbedded in my memory

the rest of them are all shit

[timber oxide]

Looking for a match in EU - Ok
Looking for a match in NA - Ok?
Looking for a match in Russia / Brazil - Fuck, abort

[thick plover]

except valve just doesnt tell me

GET ME AWAY FROM THESE SERVERS MAN

THIS SHIT SUCKS ASS

[pliant chasm]

it's even worse
it's my savedata

either don't play or remove 700 hours

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-3199541352466413723

[thick plover]

[timid hollow]

maybe can safe with editing savedata

[pliant chasm]

that's what im trying

[timid hollow]

or is it just giga corrupted

[pliant chasm]

it was working fine

went to sleep and now the game crashes

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo @zealous depot Rockcracker is honestly peak

[zealous depot]

Lies

[thick plover]

@frank hearth @sour rivet @zealous depot https://fixupx.com/ToxicAssWhore/status/2035534678799917365?s=20

Sleep (@ToxicAssWhore)

What the Valve balance team was doing before making this patch

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FixupX · Mar 22, 2026, 1:51 AM

[zealous depot]

Spreading false propaganda

[zealous depot]

Accurate

[thick plover]

@mystic dust sneaking 1 more in

[zealous depot]

The person is playing arena

Remove them

THEIR PLAYING TARKY

[mystic dust]

kill victor with hammers

why?

[thick plover]

its ok hes a medical professional

[mystic dust]

counterbuy is hard

[thick plover]

he got iedy and others to play deadlock

[mystic dust]

its kinda valid tho

[thick plover]

[zealous depot]

The birb plays it too?

Wack

Now I have to leave

[thick plover]

shiv, abrams, apollo and celeste buffs in the same patch

but they dont buff my lizard snake

[mystic dust]

prob wont touch her if she is getting reworked entirely soon

[frank hearth]

and mirage buffs

my beloved

also manged to have a vyper flame me for a whole 45min game cause i smoked her during laning phase with mirage

[zealous depot]

[frank hearth]

also im pretty sure i havent been called this many slurs in years

[left mantle]

The boys on the tram

[zealous depot]

Wait

You got slurred called

Damn

You really angered someone

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-but-i-want-it-now-gif-26307521

[timber oxide]

I can fix that

[frank hearth]

dawg called me about 10 different variations of the N- word for the first 10

[zealous depot]

[frank hearth]

when notifed of the fact that im hungarien he switched to slav slurs

he got even madder when i pointed out the fact that hungariens arent slavs

[zealous depot]

Quickly turned into competitive racism

[timber oxide]

Yeah I was about to say that

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-gif-18533608

[pliant chasm]

fuck my chud life

guess i'll stop playing im not deleting ts

[runic condor]

you got your gpu drivers updated?

[pliant chasm]

yea

[frank hearth]

[runic condor]

check if steam cloud has your saves

[pliant chasm]

it did

i even tried copying my character into another save file

[runic condor]

damn

[pliant chasm]

sigh i guess i'll have to play the best mh game now

smh

[unborn crater]

Ey i see a video called "Kar98K SNIPING! - S.T.A.L.K.E.R. GAMMA" How i can have that skin?

[marsh cargo]

rise ofc

[marsh cargo]

#╟🔰☢newbies-chat

[pliant chasm]

wrong channel friend

[unborn crater]

oh Sorry!

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-gif-18533608

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393855596998164540/1457473902056964106/G9wgFReXgAAyp8x.gif

[pallid raft]

think im near the end of ac6

funny how much my build changed

im a big mf now

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo @zealous depot The ring tram in rock cracker can in fact kill people, I accidentally killed my teammate with it

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

But this is really fucking cool

[zealous depot]

rude

uno got paid off by CIG

the fact uno is actually saying something good ABOUT AN EVENT

is concerning

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

either he got replaced

or was bought

no in between

[zealous depot]

is this update live yet

or nah

oh

bottom part

[lucid latch]

[marsh cargo]

[green granite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKKed797sIg

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/low-cortisol-agnes-tachyon

[zealous depot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/JcrOffroad-bye-go-away-get-that-out-of-here-xCyjMEYF9H2ZcLqf7t

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meep-low-cortisol-dance-chibi-gif-17107758709618840273

[rustic ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/fizzer1k-5597-3689-move-along-nothing-to-seehere-gif-12353147

[left mantle]

next week, we should do it as a group 100%

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

@zealous depot

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

The main ore you get from it is unironically 76k to levski and 88.6k to orison

per SCU

[zealous depot]

ooooo

good way to farm muneh

[left mantle]

The exclusive contract is 85k

I got like 3-4 SCU from the small couple of rocks I got before I had to dip for other plans I made

So hopefully I made like 300k, and once you know where everything is it'll take little time

especially if everyone in the group knows where they need to be

[ionic herald]

diving into yo mama puhh

[zealous depot]

is the location instanced or can other players show up too

[left mantle]

They can but you won't see the marker unless you have the mission

So they gotta be there beforehand to really be able

[zealous depot]

hmm

[left mantle]

We did an exclusive with a bunch on the server and there was no risk of players

At least, we didn't encounter any at all

there is the shared one which is cheaper but that's PVP

[zealous depot]

ah so you have to buy a contract to enter the event?

[left mantle]

Oh and the maximum price you can get for the good ore is 100k+ per SCU

[left mantle]

yeah

exclusive is 85k buy in

[zealous depot]

neat

[left mantle]

The experience as a whole was pretty damn fun, even if I had a moment where I got stuck in an area because the ladder interaction to climb back up was fucked.

Honestly I'd 100% be down to run that content multiple times, unlike hathor

everything is at one singular location and while you need to move around it and it can be confusing I prefer that over the stupidity that is hathor

[blazing maple]

ladies please one at a time, there's enough ore for everyone

[sour rivet]

gimmie yo berries

[copper vapor]

let's see if I still know how to play

time to hunt a tobey maguire

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo the glaive is pretty nice

finally, a good melee weapon

[green granite]

SEA SAW

I NEED YOU SEA SAW

[quiet abyss]

sea salt

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-happy-cat-happy-birthday-cat-gif-10881999215501826746

berfday

anyways, mine now

[green granite]

Wth

You cant just steal the meme

[quiet abyss]

just did

[pallid raft]

@timid hollow i just burned the universe again i think i did the bad ending

[copper vapor]

fight took forever but I won

[pallid raft]

you playing mh?

[copper vapor]

ye

[timid hollow]

what was the last fight

[pallid raft]

arye

fun fight

used the chainsaw to demolish her

took like 5 trie

[untold spear]

you burn the universe in every ending

[pallid raft]

oh well i did it on purpose and im a monster apparently

but i mean fuck corpos and fuck arquebus

i do miss michigan though

sad i didnt get to see him die

is there an easy way to go back and change my choices or is it just ng+

[untold spear]

just ng+

[pallid raft]

dam

[untold spear]

[pallid raft]

alrighty

[untold spear]

you're supposed to play the game 3 times

[pallid raft]

does much change on ng+ or is it just usual fromsoft add health and maybe like 1 or 2 more encounters

[untold spear]

what would be " much "?

[timid hollow]

nope

[untold spear]

some stuff does change

[pallid raft]

new enemies, new weapons etc, new missions

[untold spear]

yes

[timid hollow]

you burn it in one

[pallid raft]

swag

[timid hollow]

in the other you do

whatever you do

[untold spear]

unironically cope

coral is burnt in all of them

except in the third one you evangelion'd

[timid hollow]

where is coral burnt in liberator

[untold spear]

when xylem hits the thingy i forgor

[pallid raft]

the ending i just did

is xylem hitting in all?

[timid hollow]

the whole ending is that you prevent xylem doing that

[pallid raft]

feels bad betraying walter and carla though

[atomic epoch]

A giant space colony ship the size of city crash lands onto a planet == extinction

[pallid raft]

no

[timid hollow]

play it again, now do the other choice

unlocks the third ending

and believe me

if that felt bad

next ending gonna make you cry

[untold spear]

considering that it's crashing against something filled with exploisves, i would say it all goes extict, yes

[pallid raft]

that sets the magical space goo on fire too

[atomic epoch]

In the rebel ending where you prevent that, it kinda still has the same effect

[untold spear]

don't exaggerate dude

[timid hollow]

let me have feelings lmao

[atomic epoch]

Something that huge is going to harm the planet big time

[untold spear]

that's what i'm saying

it's the same ending

coral goes boom

[atomic epoch]

Lol

[timid hollow]

coral doesnt go boom

the xylem is aimed for the convergence siphon

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/nod-nodding-nodding-head-noddy-nods-gif-13906327875843098473

[timid hollow]

if it doesnt get hit, planet ouchie but not coral boom

[atomic epoch]

I just want an armore core update

[untold spear]

not happening

[untold spear]

we'll see a new one in 5 years maybe

[pallid raft]

is there a way to get more os chips?

[untold spear]

yes

playing the game

[pallid raft]

i finished arena already, i just get them from ng+ now?

[sour rivet]

norman reedus eats an apple and spends several seconds fucking up the trash throw

[untold spear]

yes

[pallid raft]

coolio

[untold spear]

you'll get more arena levels

well

that was a decent weekend

i'm satisfied

next one i hope to have my new monitor and have practiced my aim a bit more in cs 2

https://tenor.com/view/izdi-morshall-prime-real-izdi-morshall-real-turgu-tekim-turgu-tekim-gang-realsavascebeci-gif-5462717467923653021

[cunning reef]

https://tenor.com/view/izdi-morshall-prime-real-izdi-morshall-real-turgu-tekim-turgu-tekim-gang-realsavascebeci-gif-5462717467923653021

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-stomp-stomping-isaac-clarke-fast-gif-27372415

[quiet abyss]

i like hitting the chaos guys with my silly little glaive

its very fun

im pretty happy with it

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-tont-stark-jarvis-squirrel-gif-3250516855489368721

[marsh cargo]

@left mantle

[left mantle]

Yeah the MIS is the military variant

[marsh cargo]

yeah

but

it tanks a Hammerhead better than a paladin

[quiet abyss]

sparter whats your favorite elf melee?

[marsh cargo]

glaive

[quiet abyss]

SAME

its awesome

:)

[marsh cargo]

the heavies are soooo goood

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-gif-18533608

[quiet abyss]

yeah, its a 1-2 combo that slaps even chaos warriors

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393855596998164540/1457473902056964106/G9wgFReXgAAyp8x.gif

[timid hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879703733016068186/1050073386690301983/togif-2.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

[quiet abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/664276554427269155/1132249166379221024/caption-3-1.gif

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1456940109957169368/caption.gif

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476833736060969/1452017653177913516/HitlerItsWeekend.gif

[quiet abyss]

no shitty one liner, gonna have to give a 6/10

[left mantle]

"Somehow I feel like, somebody's watching me"

[quiet abyss]

that

i just find it funny how people can predict leon with like 90% accuracy

"Hes gonna say some shit like 'Sorry, I'm not on the menu'" and then he does

i love him, hes so silly

[lilac wedge]

why does she look like she's looking though the monocular with both eyes closed

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

Wonder what game this is

(Every game now)

[marsh cargo]

truly gaming

[slim magnet]

games using all of your ram has never been a bad thing tho

[marsh cargo]

also crimson desert

[slim magnet]

all games that aren't 32bit will always use all of your ram

and the 32bit ones will always use 4gb

[marsh cargo]

yeah and i got the spare ram for a reason

[slim magnet]

which is the max they can use

[left mantle]

See here's the actual context

It's a joke that it used to be only SC that gobbled RAM like this

[marsh cargo]

the era having to use LAA to unlock old games to use more then 4g

[slim magnet]

san andreas was capped to like 2 or 3 gb and you used largeaddress to make it use 4

[marsh cargo]

i known games that would do this before SC

[left mantle]

I didn't.

I played star citizen ages a fuckin go

[marsh cargo]

i mean sure 30 is rare but i had more than a handful that would use 20+

and one of those was a pron game

3 billion assets of bullshit

[sour rivet]

i drive

[marsh cargo]

DS2

[oblique belfry]

chick ded

o

[teal spade]

@quiet abyss @wet orchid @marsh cargo @slim blaze @copper vapor @pallid sapphire

[wet orchid]

Truly the most dangerous and confounding artifact from the Dark Age of Technology

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sigma-staysigma

still dont know what kind of dark magic they used to make 3310

[marsh cargo]

on second thought
maybe i shouldnt play crimson desert

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

i mean it because it requires me to turn off far too much security to run it

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

let me in sparter

let me into your pc

[marsh cargo]

hypervisor kinda spooky

[marsh cargo]

no im already in your twitter timeline

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

thats one step closer to following me

[timid hollow]

the last family is dead

the wrights prevail

thanks to spider

[bitter spire]

Playing peak rn who else

[marsh cargo]

[bitter spire]

Dude how can you possibly play this omg

[timid hollow]

its peak

[bitter spire]

No controller

No pause menu

No first or third person

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-mario-overwatch-gif-21799876

[bitter spire]

Turn based?

[marsh cargo]

this is what bro wants to play

[bitter spire]

No quick saves

No bitches

[timid hollow]

it has a pause menu

[bitter spire]

No cbbe or lvrs lab

[timid hollow]

i mean its turn based its paused 50% of the time

[bitter spire]

No controller support 💔💔💔

[oblique belfry]

evil

[timid hollow]

you can play it with a controller just needs a mod

[oblique belfry]

it must be purged

[bitter spire]

But its still turn based

[timid hollow]

i mean i play most adhd shooters there are but there has to be balance

[bitter spire]

The game wants you to loose to it

No other reason for that feature

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/skibi-di-gif-3127588730399978483

[bitter spire]

Why should i as the player have to wait and let the enemy beat my ass before i can fight back

[bitter spire]

There is no bait, that bs is the reason i never picked up bauldors or final fantasy

Gambling addict gameplay

[timid hollow]

rage bait or retarded, you call it

[marsh cargo]

both

[bitter spire]

Retarted because i like to have the freedom to corner my enemy and not flip a coin or wait for them to attack before i can

[oblique belfry]

ded

[timid hollow]

the enemy also waits for you to attack before they can

whats your point

if you dont like it okay, but thats bs

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/gray-gray-role-role-roleism-suguro-geto-gif-8135445266468781373

[oblique belfry]

ptsd

[bitter spire]

I just feel like your game play shouldnt be paced like a silent film

[marsh cargo]

mf does not understand what turnbase is

[bitter spire]

Literally final fantasy

Pokenmon

[marsh cargo]

you said you didnt play them

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1482880288022335670/stfu_grey.gif

[bitter spire]

All turn based

[sour rivet]

maybe if you didnt jerk off and call women foids 24/7 you'd have the brain capacity to possess a better opinion

[marsh cargo]

so you dont understand what they are

[bitter spire]

Ive seen the gameplay and ive tried to play them

[marsh cargo]

then shut the fuck up

[bitter spire]

Thats how i know you are forcing uourself to enjoy it

[marsh cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1461797697081053224/speranza-animated-cover-pixelframe_2.gif

[timid hollow]

do you understand chess?

[bitter spire]

Yes

Your opponent is a real human though

Real thoughts and calculations

[timid hollow]

how is the ai enemy in fallout 2 different from the ai enemy in uncharted 3

or rather npc enemy nowadays

[marsh cargo]

bro doesnt understand that you can play chess against an ai too

[bitter spire]

I can kill them before they can strike, im on equal footing with the enemy at all times throughout the game

[sour rivet]

chess ai is scary yo

[bitter spire]

I dont need to wait for the enemy to attack one by one and if i wish to kill them all i can do so as slow or fast as id like

[timid hollow]

99% of shooters no enemy is on equal footing, and if they are, you must play like a donkey

[marsh cargo]

yeah you are playing an action game
NPC are never on your level

[timid hollow]

but yeah this isnt going nowhere

[sour rivet]

i love when they are tho

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/bO6EV.gif

[timid hollow]

i understand that you cant grasp the concept of an engagement in a game taking longer than 10 minutes and thats ok

[bitter spire]

The game that shal not be named is like what im describing

[sour rivet]

all who desire this greytider to be exiled to the realm of farted brain say aye

[marsh cargo]

bro has a tweaker adderall brain you wont get anywhere

[marsh cargo]

NPCs are nowhere on your level either

[bitter spire]

Im going back to twitter fuck this

[left mantle]

You actually use twitter? Explains so much.

[bitter spire]

At least they know immersion and good gameplay

[timid hollow]

bros first experience with people that have the ability to think

[oblique belfry]

never read a sentence as worst as this one in my entire life

[marsh cargo]

aah yes the dreaded imurshion

[timid hollow]

ngl fallout 1/2 had me more immersed than gamba

[marsh cargo]

alot of games are more immersive than sdalger

[timid hollow]

the classics are pretty immersive

[left mantle]

It really falls off when you don't handicap yourself

[timid hollow]

the mods dont get the same feeling

[marsh cargo]

fuck i would even say STAR CITIZEN is more immersive than stalker

[timid hollow]

ff vii was also pretty immersive

[left mantle]

You can get pretty immersed in the RP with the right group

[zealous depot]

[slim magnet]

thing is immersion is when i like the game

[timid hollow]

ex 33 was pretty immersive

[bitter spire]

Cinema game btw w no turnbased

[slim magnet]

and if and only if the game isn't scifi

thus a game like doom 2016 isn't immersive despite literally every game mechanic being explained with succint lore

[marsh cargo]

i personally cant be immersed into games that contain cowboys in them

[slim magnet]

ready or not isn't immersive because they censored it and that's no good i no like the game now

[left mantle]

I think most i've ever been "immersed" is when the group I play with did a fun thing where they tried to be like expanse belters in an A2 for as long as possible with CS5

[timid hollow]

cant be immersed when game too anime

ace combat kinda scratches the limits with some lines

[marsh cargo]

wingman

[timid hollow]

yeah project glazing

[left mantle]

wingman immerses me because i've met the people in the pacific northwest and it feels pretty good comparison

[marsh cargo]

in general anything based on the "wild west" takes me out of the experience and makes me want to kill myself

[timid hollow]

i just dont like the setting

doesnt get me

[bitter spire]

Maybe people would have better opinions if they weren’t all isometric or third person

[timid hollow]

wanna play rdr one day tho

[timid hollow]

so third person is out as well now?

youre the reincarnation of the og cod kids

[marsh cargo]

i somehow had to force myself to play red dead

[left mantle]

Especially when you hit the realization that none of that was really real.

[bitter spire]

Its the “turn-based style” of third person

[timid hollow]

but isometric would mean you also cant take real time strategy

[bitter spire]

Cant think of a better name for it

[marsh cargo]

i mananged to finish rdr

cool game would never play it again

[timid hollow]

or diablo

[left mantle]

or poe

[timid hollow]

maybe im just open too all those games because my dad raised me with the right games

or because im not retarded

you call it

[left mantle]

No. There's nothing wrong with being open to multiple genres.

[marsh cargo]

yeah

i play multiple genres too

[left mantle]

Being completely adverse to the idea of other genres is retarded though.

[marsh cargo]

that is true

[left mantle]

Like actual mental disability.

[slim magnet]

diablo had one good game

[timid hollow]

i play everything

[sour rivet]

i used to hate turn based games when i was younger

[timid hollow]

except simulators

[bitter spire]

I grew up on console so no i never knew that another kind of game existed untill i was an adult

[marsh cargo]

tho i do personally im starting to really dislike anything in the "realistic" genre

[sour rivet]

[slim magnet]

it's insane that running was kinda like a last minute thing they added in diablo 2

but they fucking had to add a stamina bar

[bitter spire]

Younger you was onto something great

[slim magnet]

like sure it only """matters""" on normal mode but still

[sour rivet]

yeah younger me wasnt mentally scarred

[timid hollow]

i did all the shit to get ff7 with all 3 discs on psp just because it was always the talk of my youtubers when i was like 11

10/10 experience

same with mgs

[left mantle]

OR you know, aware.

[timid hollow]

i also always liked turn based strategy like that one weird warhammer 40k ds game i had

[sour rivet]

the mentally scared is unrelated to me now liking turn based games
self-deprication joke didnt land as i hoped

[timid hollow]

i also played a lot of harvest moon

[sour rivet]

but yes i was not aware

[timid hollow]

oh aoe2 on ds was turn based

[left mantle]

I don't think there is a single genre of "gameplay" I haven't found one I at least enjoyed

[timid hollow]

at least for a few hours, yeah

[left mantle]

Just period.

[timid hollow]

man i played powerwash simulator for 5 hours with friends and we had the time of our life

never touched it again but game good

[left mantle]

I don't hate a game after time spent, I just move on to others I haven't done stuff in

[timid hollow]

i just hate devs

[bitter spire]

Ispy genre? Point click genre?

[timid hollow]

publishers mostly

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry @sour rivet @quiet abyss
My creative output for tonight

[left mantle]

OG ISpy games were fucking great wym?

[timid hollow]

broken sword was the shit when i was younger

[sour rivet]

anti material sweep

[timid hollow]

hidden object games went crazy

[left mantle]

Like hidden object games that they tie into a story are good

[oblique belfry]

i cant believe the gun sound matches the beat too well

[bitter spire]

No , they are but i mean the style of game where youre having to click a still image to find an object

[timid hollow]

Can really recommend Angst for that

[left mantle]

I have certainly enjoyed multiple games in that genre

[timber oxide]

It took me 1h to make this 30s thingy

[oblique belfry]

makes sense

[left mantle]

I remember the aladdin point-click adventure

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH2fDYiuCZY

banger

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/helldivers-money-take-my-money

[timid hollow]

oh and a really good point and click is the blind prophet

got a really cool stil

soundtrack is also really great

[timber oxide]

Maybe I should turn it into a yt short

[oblique belfry]

send it to r/helldivers just for it to get deleted in nanosecond

[timber oxide]

[marsh cargo]

deleted rule 9
no enought dev glazing

[oblique belfry]

not doxing someone ? you are a heretic and hereby banned

[timber oxide]

Hold up I'm gonna put a random address and ip number at the end

[marsh cargo]

man

why cant AH be a normal fucking dev

i would have prefered they overmonetized the game than current

[timber oxide]

I like the current game

It's much better than on launch

[marsh cargo]

i didnt mean that
i mean their attitude towards the players

[slim magnet]

speaking of point and click i loved the monkey island games as a kid

still love them

it's what got me into pirates

[timid hollow]

oh yeah pirates as a setting doesnt really work for me

dont know

[slim magnet]

"find tiny item in screen" point and click games were also fun

it was just different times

internet wasn't nearly as fast as it is nowadays

so you couldn't just hop on ut99 unless you had a server kinda closeby and had to just wing it on like 400ms

[timber oxide]

Ok I published the shitpost on yt

That's my yearly upload, everyone

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck happened

[timber oxide]

Looks like you got buffed

Be happy

[clear bough]

holy shit

[left mantle]

You are being buffed, Do not resist

[raven swan]

Good morning chatters

[left mantle]

Good evening

[raven swan]

I need a buff to my happiness stat

[left mantle]

Beeeeg laser

Blows a hole big enough to fly a spaceship through

[raven swan]

This indeed makes me happy

[left mantle]

Dude it took so long to do it because we did it mostly blind

But holy shit that start up sequence was

[raven swan]

I need to look it up in full on yt

[raven swan]

Lawd have mercy

[left mantle]

In that first image the container looking things before the beam are actually spinning

with electricity arcing around them every so often

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/6LzTXj_gGdg?t=499 this kinda shows it, but not from the angle I saw it from

there we go, added timestamp

[raven swan]

I'll watch it in full anyway

[left mantle]

It's not my clip, it's just one that ACTUALLY showed it

But unironically how you get around the station is also really cool

[marsh cargo]

[left mantle]

Because it's a tram that goes circular and at one point it rotates to align with where it is arriving

[quiet abyss]

[left mantle]

This is right after it rotates, but it turns 45 degrees to line up with the pads you see at the bottom

Also after wearing the armor you get from enemies at the location, it kinda is good

[quiet abyss]

put arrowheads address

[quiet abyss]

sparter, what do you even do?

[left mantle]

Outside view

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

wdym?

[timber oxide]

An address is an address

[sour rivet]

this game is so fucking funny

[quiet abyss]

idk just wanted to ask

[quiet abyss]

also do you mod hd2?

[timber oxide]

The idea for the vid did kind of come from @green granite complaining about the amr

[quiet abyss]

and no im not asking if you use the gooner mods, i just mean like, reticles, QoL

or smth

UI

[marsh cargo]

[raven swan]

Prinz Eugen as john helldiver

[timber oxide]

I have a funny mission control replacement, aiming aid for ultimatum and leveller and tracers on shrapnel

[quiet abyss]

i have mission control replaced with some random guy

[quiet abyss]

yeah i heard like half a word from the guy and i was like "hmm, sounds different than original"

[timber oxide]

Is he an intern?

[quiet abyss]

he just like me fr

yes

budget cuts and burnout

[timber oxide]

So we have the same mod

[quiet abyss]

i mean the other mission control mods are mommy asmr

so ofc i picked the intern

"Unemployment rates in that area reduced to zero" after decimating a bot outpost

[timber oxide]

"AI artist community deleted"

[quiet abyss]

yeah

we need that on the nexus too

thats where said mods come from usually

but i also got this cool gun model replacement for the censor

and the machine guns (besides HMG)

theyre M249s now

[timber oxide]

"Oh shit is that the right stratagem? No, I'm sure it's fine"

[quiet abyss]

i know, tacticool slop, but i like it

[quiet abyss]

yeah i love that one

"Taking away that special strategem, nothing personal"

[timber oxide]

Or "orbital barrage incoming. Nah I'm just messing with you"

[quiet abyss]

yeah its great

its on the same level as the player 4 voice mod

but i think thats depracated

it was just a dudes improv lines and i loved them

[timber oxide]

Sadly dude said he's most likely not gonna update the voice pack

Thankfully new update didn't add any new lines

[quiet abyss]

the mission control one? yeah i doubt it will need updates and the HD2 modding community is infinitely better than the normal community

they help each other with things more than anyone

for some reason

whether its updating mods that are dead, or helping each other figure out jiggle physics, theyre helping each other

[timber oxide]

Because they are all about the fun

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple I HATE AUSTRALIA I HATE AUSTRALIA

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY

[quiet abyss]

indeed

so even if the mod never gains new voicelines to replace ones that get added, people might just take old lines and put them over new ones

basically jury rig it until it works or sounds good enough

mission control doesnt get many lines tho, since they dont add too many new objectives

or it just says "Sub objective complete"

so i dont think it matters too much

[timber oxide]

I mean, there's really no reason to add specific lines for everything

Unless it's something very special

[quiet abyss]

exactly

so its likely to be fine for a while

[marsh cargo]

im still confused

[quiet abyss]

it meant nothing, but im on vt2, so idk you can do that if you want

im being serious, i was just asking to see what you would say the first time, it doesnt actually matter

[gleaming nymph]

Me 3 days ago

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/vermintide-saltzpyre-1

[timid hollow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yahJptaW4iY?is=Qn7zzlKWuvYLwCew @blazing maple

Thats so elijah

[little depot]

I fucking hate Logan Australia