╟❓general-offtopic

[hexed stag]

I wanted the emphasis

[supple lotus]

now for the last one and start mounting shit to the studio desk

[thick plover]

I DIDNT CRASH

[left mantle]

Wow ain't that crazy

[thick plover]

it usually happens within 5 minutes but I played a entire match and didnt crash

[left mantle]

Yeah I think not on this mod, no thanks

[copper vapor]

just don't get hit bro

[rocky turtle]

i miss my gregor

[left mantle]

(I do a strat that doubles effects of mods and -60% to my ES and EV ain't good)

[thick plover]

ok welp

back to deadlock now

[left mantle]

Which will happen since my dodge scaling is part of "defenses"

[snow tree]

This looks like scaled down rack server

[hexed stag]

What are you making?

[supple lotus]

funnily enough, that's where this originated. it's still measured in HP and U for horizontal & vertical sizes

[snow tree]

Standardisation of sizing

[supple lotus]

Another synth rack

[snow tree]

This one is bigger right?

I mean the one you make now

[supple lotus]

both same size and i finally got the ergotron arms

this rack style comes with VESA

[snow tree]

That's gonna be one cool synth setup

[supple lotus]

if i have the 2nd filled in 10 years

[sour rivet]

@oblique belfry

[copper vapor]

not starbreeze's money, that's for sure

aight let's get this got

we ball

[rocky turtle]

hello birbie
i put new gregor id in support

mf at least say hi

[sour rivet]

they chopped all my fingers off

i can only thumb up

[rocky turtle]

deserved for eating heads

[sour rivet]

[rocky turtle]

look at my medical nerd cat he surely not gonna kill anyone

[celest plank]

He roundhouse kicked the bucket

God rest his soul

[rocky turtle]

what a good day to be in desert

[timid hollow]

I WILL EXTERMINATE THE WALALA AMIGOS

[rocky turtle]

that skill is crazy

[arctic flicker]

wanna mingles

[timid hollow]

when ive done that i will do a big tour gathering as much mentats as possible to get cassidy and maybe even marcus with me

sunglasses are alr there

[fallen ruin]

Damn rip Chuck Norris

He be sparring bruce lee in heaven now

Fucking legend

[copper vapor]

with a p90? bro's flexing

[raven swan]

chat

i made

[copper vapor]

also congrats chat for ignoring the AI slop epstein video posted by a gray name

[raven swan]

cacio de pepe

[copper vapor]

pepe?

[fallen ruin]

Your cock made peepee?

[raven swan]

shit was so good it broke my fever

[fallen ruin]

Pretty normal

[raven swan]

caccio e pepe

[fallen ruin]

Yeah english only we dont speak spanish

[raven swan]

cheese and pepper

white sauce

basically

[fallen ruin]

No

[raven swan]

ok

[fallen ruin]

Yeah that's what i thought

Now go put your sick ass in bed and rest

talm bout cock and peepee

[raven swan]

i put da gyoza da white suace

in the new steel pan

with a 101 farenheit fever

shit was cinema

i was fucking gurpreet ramsey for 15 minutes

[fallen ruin]

Double check that the stove is off

[raven swan]

is off

[fallen ruin]

Post a picture of the stove i dont believe you

[untold spear]

you two should get a room

[untold spear]

hypothetically

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-kill-u-i-will-kill-you-in-your-sleep-kill-you-i'll-kill-you-gif-3226811352282448958

gah now i want to eat more

[fallen ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-sin-forgiveness-man-flies-backwards-rizz-man-dies-gif-4887868901641697734

[raven swan]

why do i hear "tu tu turu max verstappen" when I look at this

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-formule-1-gif-15087359750872636720

[fallen ruin]

Fever induced delierium

[rocky turtle]

[left mantle]

What your ass better be hearing is honk shoo

[fallen ruin]

You people always either play some bullshit or games that are over the drinking age

[raven swan]

often times both

[left mantle]

I don't play games over drinking age...
Looks at OpenTTD

[fallen ruin]

See this is what i mean

Always on some bs

[supple lotus]

useless yap from someone living under a rock

[fallen ruin]

Here comes the cope

[left mantle]

oh hey a dyson update

ah it's just memos and combat music

[rocky turtle]

double cleric

[rocky turtle]

https://giphy.com/gifs/YtvCIwqNJhUmA

[slim magnet]

chuck norris died

[supple lotus]

we know

[slim magnet]

that's insane

[supple lotus]

man was old

[fallen ruin]

Hehe

[timid hollow]

Dont know if my skills are just high enough or if its the ammo but it shreds

5 AP burst goes brrrr and does more damage than a fal or normal ar burst most of the time

[rocky turtle]

chat what do i pick

[oblique belfry]

i legit thought it was fortnite collab at first

but like the guy says

with what money

[copper vapor]

what do you play then

c'mon mister erudite

https://klipy.com/gifs/well-waiting-2

[rocky turtle]

i think i fucked up my run

[fading mortar]

wow

[oblique belfry]

wait chuck norris died ?????

[sour rivet]

https://youtu.be/2jjkS5u0ZwQ?si=LZW60lHkGCt_TnRp simple

[copper vapor]

yup

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

they get the original heister

[oblique belfry]

man what is happening

[restive bear]

[sour rivet]

i was trying to find the song itself but this was the best i could do

[oblique belfry]

so many deaths in these few months

[copper vapor]

ppl getting old

friendly reminder that Goku's VA is almost 90 years old and is still voicing him

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

yeah it's gonna be a sad day when we lose her

[untold spear]

never thought about this

but

onepiece has more than 1k episodes

[left mantle]

Also remembered Sean is 57

[copper vapor]

brings an almost literal meaning to "You'll be doing this until you're 90"

[untold spear]

theoretically, the author employeed the VAs for a long time, possibly into retirement.

[left mantle]

Couldn't tell with how much he acts like a child about work around his voicing a character in english

[copper vapor]

which sean

[left mantle]

Schemmel

[copper vapor]

oh the EN voice for goku

[left mantle]

Yeah

[fading mortar]

yah

[left mantle]

Dude is such a fucking child about voicework with goku if it ain't him

[copper vapor]

another fun fact, Luffy is voiced by the same woman who voices Krillin in dragon ball

[untold spear]

jp?

[copper vapor]

yea

[fading mortar]

when there is an emergency, the police calls Chuck norris

[copper vapor]

acts like he owns the character?

[left mantle]

And that NOBODY else can or should be able to

Like yeah, when I think of english voice for goku imma think you. But you shouldn't shit talk people's fan adaptations because your ego couldn't handle it.

[verbal gate]

is he one of those "pay me to voice your fan-project that only one broke college person made"?

[left mantle]

No

It's "You shouldn't be voicing this character"

[copper vapor]

how long is the crimson desert intro/tutorial

should I hop into it before or after lunch

[slim magnet]

woah crytek removed all ears

[thick plover]

I saw MBO download crimson desert

[slim magnet]

it's crazy that they actually responded to the absurd backlash but it's great because hunt is now playable again

[thick plover]

@copper vapor ping me when you have 10 hours and tell me if its good and runs well

[slim magnet]

even if the radar card still exists

[thick plover]

i want the game but im scared to purchase

[copper vapor]

I didn't purchase but okay I'll let you know

[thick plover]

wait whos was the screenshot then

im visually impaired

oh it was yours

Im not visually impaired

[rocky turtle]

Moon time

[copper vapor]

it's mine, but family share

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/funny-doggy

[rocky turtle]

[untold spear]

the fictional character would agree with me though

[proven tundra]

What

[rocky turtle]

lyming alt ignore it

[untold spear]

also greyname

[proven tundra]

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1482880288022335670/stfu_grey.gif

[copper vapor]

made stroganoff with too much sauce

looks like soup

[thick plover]

soupganoff

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/soup-store

[untold spear]

code geass mentioned

[frank hearth]

Chuck Norris is fucking dead

[bitter spire]

Mmmmmmppphhhhh

[rocky turtle]

[fallen ruin]

Abiotic factor

Stalker reborn

Half life slaughterhouse mod

GTA san andreas vegeta mod

[copper vapor]

you yap about people playing games over the drinking age but you play HL and GTASA

[verbal gate]

you only play san andreas with a vegeta mod?

[copper vapor]

and redacted

[fallen ruin]

I play uuh

Garrys mod trouble in terrorist town

[left mantle]

Unrelated... Pew pews in a bit?

[fallen ruin]

Minecraft 1.2.5

[frank hearth]

im down

[fallen ruin]

And the sex patch

[verbal gate]

brother you have interesting tastes

[fallen ruin]

You gotta patch it before the vegeta mod otherwise it overwrites it

[verbal gate]

you enjoy watching Vegeta have clothed sex?

[fallen ruin]

I also play uuh black ops and fragile dreams on the wii

[fallen ruin]

You don't?

[runic condor]

Nah he’s just visiting heaven

[fallen ruin]

I play uuh zomboid

[untold spear]

lmao

[copper vapor]

impromtu inspection of god's realm

[fallen ruin]

Half Life 2 cinematics mod

The one with fully modeled alyx genetalia

[slim magnet]

roundhouse kick open the pearly gates

[copper vapor]

you can stop speaking now

[fallen ruin]

I wonder what that guy was thinking

[copper vapor]

you could've stopped speaking 5 messages ago

but now you can DEFINITELY stop speaking

[verbal gate]

you keep getting weirder

[slim magnet]

saint peter doesn't grant chuck permission to enter heaven, saint peter asks for permission to speak to chuck

[copper vapor]

he roundhouse kicked the bucket

[fallen ruin]

Alot of texas hold em

I really enjoyed the new resident evil

[untold spear]

this seems to be a common industry practice

[verbal gate]

wait is the Slaughterhouse mod just a mod where you can kill a fuckton of scientists? what the fuck?

[copper vapor]

cyberpunk and baldur's gate caused irreversible damage to gaming

[fallen ruin]

Yeah that old piece of shit

[copper vapor]

did you need any more indication that bro should be on a watchlist

[fallen ruin]

I remember when i was like 13 i saw the different guns do i just played a normal campaign with said guns because they were cool

Finally being able to kill gman was cathartic

[untold spear]

saint?

[slim magnet]

is this the singleplayer equivalent of "pvp is psychopathic" from arc raiders

[copper vapor]

[fallen ruin]

I play uuh

Madness combat

[copper vapor]

oh shit don't let doge look at this chat now

[verbal gate]

no I'm just surprised on how much features are supposedly in the mod

[left mantle]

He's limited by the technology known as a phone since he doesn't have access to his "PC" currently.

[copper vapor]

he could still be here

[fallen ruin]

I really liked fragile dreams

First game that made me cry

[slim magnet]

the gatekeeper dude to heaven

[left mantle]

It's why I gotta make fun of his pc

[copper vapor]

saint peter don't you call me cause I can't go

[untold spear]

the pope?

[copper vapor]

I owe my soul to the company stoooooooooooooooooooooore

[verbal gate]

feels like a decent bit of effort on essentially just garry's mod shenanigans

[fallen ruin]

Trepang2 was banger

Tarkov has eaten up an shameful amount of time of my life but i've broken that addiction once i realised i was miserable and had a 25+ average heart rate during the periods i played

[supple lotus]

aight, shit is mounted. now i need to clean and re-wire a million cables

[fallen ruin]

I like hotline miami

[real aspen]

why not just use one big cable instead of a million small ones

[untold spear]

they were just feeling like it

[fallen ruin]

I was pretty close getting a sub 25 minute run on hotline miami on a macbook touchpad back in middle school i think?

That was peak, just sharing a google drive link and having like 18 people playing it during physics lessons

[rocky turtle]

moon is done

[fallen ruin]

@copper vapor skyrim was pretty fun

Fallout not so much

[rocky turtle]

[runic condor]

noice

[untold spear]

i need to piss

thank for joining my ted talk

[fallen ruin]

Ive played a bunch of short run games made by some japanese schizo called kanoguti or something

Those japs make some interesting games that's for sure

[left mantle]

When do you want to

[frank hearth]

can now

[left mantle]

I'll boot er up then

[sour rivet]

breaking bad lied to me

mexico doesnt have a filter

[left mantle]

Nah it does

Just ask @marsh cargo

[sour rivet]

sparter wheres the filter

[rocky turtle]

psychic class

[supple lotus]

Love when a plan works out

[frank hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40-warhameer-omnisia-omnissia-mechanicus-gif-11551231392329206260

[untold spear]

what do you even use these for?

so many buttons wtf

[supple lotus]

those are audio jacks, not buttons

or better, CV

[sour rivet]

these are the buttons for the designated bans of all offtopicians

[supple lotus]

hehe

[copper vapor]

oh god not another game that constantly pesters me to update gpu drivers

I will not install AI-coded nvidia gpu drivers

[supple lotus]

you install ze slop

[untold spear]

you vill

und you vill like it

[copper vapor]

wonder if it plays better on controller or not

it's a hack 'n slash so it should, right

[oblique belfry]

dafuq

oh nvm

[slim magnet]

3 offenses in one screencap

that's clinically insane

[copper vapor]

based

[fallen ruin]

wait hold on

is stalker reborn something forbidden??

[copper vapor]

game has settings higher than ultra

[pastel wave]

I love putting spaces in my texts that only exist on pc so mobile users think it looks normal (yeah im not getting it to work but the thoughts there)

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/crispy-rule10-rule10-use-the-correct-channel-correct-channel-gif-27090917

[copper vapor]

fuck yeah

[runic condor]

lemme guess
cinematic

[untold spear]

elden ringlike collor pallete

[runic condor]

ah okay

[copper vapor]

you got it

and lighting has one above cinematic, "max"

[uneven sapphire]

[copper vapor]

hmm. now do I play it with english or korean voices

[pastel wave]

Bosnian

[untold spear]

wait

it's korean slop?

[copper vapor]

same dev as black desert

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-over-over-it's-gif-3551756699416095564

[runic condor]

annyeonghaseyo

[copper vapor]

and they're korean iirc

[timid hollow]

p90 op

[copper vapor]

holy shit.

I sincerely did not know the p90 was so strong lol

[timid hollow]

have better crits already tho

[copper vapor]

what ammo are you using

[timid hollow]

should be jhp

[copper vapor]

should be

because there's a bug in the ammo coding for AP rounds that makes them do awful damage

[timid hollow]

yeah idk sometimes he does a funny and takes ammo from the other stack

[untold spear]

jhp = just hollow point

[copper vapor]

JHP has the rng where if they can't go through the enemy's DR/DT they do no damage

but if they go through, they do huge damage

[fallen ruin]

@copper vapor oh yeah metal gear solid 5 and 3 are also great games

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

great I can disable motion blur, camera shake and derp of field

I think I installed the wrong game

why am I inside the minecraft matrix

[fallen ruin]

here he is playing some bullshit again

[supple lotus]

the classic

no prompt but expects a button press

[copper vapor]

no it was actually just a weird loading screen

hm. no character creation/customization

bold choice

[supple lotus]

then they patched it - i saw Jesse sit there for 15 minutes

[untold spear]

ugh

i just watched an aimbot ad for valorant

in youtube

this is allowed now?

[supple lotus]

they dont check what gives them money for Ads

[untold spear]

then why are there no porn ads?

[supple lotus]

there are, if it's served in your region

[slim magnet]

imagine getting ads

[untold spear]

i was a looking at my cellphone

anyway

if you consider AI girlfriend/boyfriend ads as porn ads, then maybe

[fallen ruin]

speaking of porn ads did anyone of yall play those shitty meet n fuck flash games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ryhhoO6TcU

that had this song in every fucking game

[left mantle]

@frank hearth Bro you need to see this shit

[frank hearth]

that bad

[left mantle]

Bro I could not be fuckin FARTHER from that

[frank hearth]

in what circle of HELL does that HIT

[left mantle]

THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN

There had to be something off with that orisa

because there's no world where that ult should've hit me

[pure compass]

OH FUCK IT'S REAL

[tiny notch]

cw VERY VERY nsfw

[timber oxide]

Meh

1/10 try harder next time

[slim magnet]

volt warframe

[rocky turtle]

alo pyrson

[timber oxide]

3/10 for effort

[rocky turtle]

alo

[untold spear]

if it was a frind of your posting you would say it's 10/10

hypocrite!

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393855596998164540/1457473902056964106/G9wgFReXgAAyp8x.gif

[proven tundra]

love finding the keys to the storage lockup

[copper vapor]

meh

[proven tundra]

so many things to discover loot

[copper vapor]

if you win against the tutorial boss

[copper vapor]

the cutscene doesn't change

[fallen ruin]

just actual bullshit in those containers

[copper vapor]

you still "lose"

[fallen ruin]

you get like a claw hammer and 5 planks

maybe a crowbar if you're lucky

[proven tundra]

NUH HUH

I found two dolls

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

and a crowbar

[copper vapor]

[fallen ruin]

john zomboid is getting a restful sleep tonight

alright

mods

[proven tundra]

I need more for my creepy wholesome bedroom

[fallen ruin]

someone kill this man

[pallid raft]

work joever

[snow tree]

STOP RUNNING

[rocky turtle]

damn i hate that mechanic

[carmine laurel]

I need someone to say something stupid rq pls

[tiny notch]

eso spotted

[tiny notch]

shiyon is funny

[untold spear]

concord is actually pretty good

[tiny notch]

theyre inbreeding and torturing the dogs in crimson desert too </3

[copper vapor]

yep.

[pallid sapphire]

you can pick up chonky cats

[timber oxide]

No
If it was my friend I'd say 2/10 cause I want my friends to improve but I also don't want them to get depressed

[verbal gate]

damn not even a 4/10?

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet take notes birb, if I ever say that something you made is 2/10 that means I think it sucks absolute ass but I don't want you to feel bad

[timber oxide]

I don't want to lie to them too much

[verbal gate]

oh yeah 4/10 is getting closer to regular work, might be too high

[snow tree]

Shiyon asked and you delivered

[left mantle]

Losses are entirely not my fault.

[timber oxide]

Besides I think that my own works are 4/10

[tiny notch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825042736343941192/1272199783343456348/i-text.gif

[snow tree]

Bogdan takes are good and right

[timber oxide]

How's Australia treating you

[sour rivet]

not there yet

we in mexico first

[carmine laurel]

gonna laugh myself into a hospital ward, can't even post the damned video

[rocky turtle]

shiyonster

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/got-him-we-got-him

[zealous depot]

[pallid sapphire]

Did you see new Mechwarrior DLC ?

[zealous depot]

I have arrived

[pallid sapphire]

Linebacker and Bushwacker mentioned

[zealous depot]

Fear me

[copper vapor]

no

[pallid sapphire]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/4371500/MechWarrior_5_Mercenaries__Chaos_Reign/

Steam

MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries - Chaos Reign

MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries - Chaos Reign
Three years have passed since the victory against the Clans and the truce of Tukayyid came into effect. Even still, chaos threatens to erupt at any moment across the universe.
ComStar's betrayal and the assassination of Archon Melissa Steiner threaten the fragile unity of the Inner Spher.
As tensions ri…

Release Date

May 2026

[timber oxide]

Is it yellow, as all the ancient texts said it is?

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-ff-origins-final-fantasy-jack-chaos-gif-25151937

[sour rivet]

#╟❓general-offtopic message 😔

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-kill-chaos-gif-21988010

[timber oxide]

Shit game, refund immediately

I'm gonna continue my wacky woo hoo diplomacy adventures today

[timber oxide]

Also @sour rivet I blame you specifically for fuel prices going up

[sour rivet]

what i do

[copper vapor]

has letterboxing during cutscenes
subtitles and other text aren't in the black areas

[timber oxide]

Nothing

[sour rivet]

oh my god bruh

[untold spear]

koreanslop

[rocky turtle]

[timber oxide]

But you're my only American friend so you take the blame

[untold spear]

they can't into cinematography

[untold spear]

they can only into doramatography

[proven tundra]

Do I want an ambulance

[timber oxide]

Free healthcare

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qofg2egZCW8

[onyx vigil]

WHAT THE HELL CHUCK NORRIS DIED?!

[timber oxide]

Shame that the hospitals are kinda fucked in PZ but at least the ride there will be free

[proven tundra]

vs my current ride

[timber oxide]

Yeah death retired and needed a replacement

[proven tundra]

engine is higher quality but in bad condition

[timber oxide]

Quality

Always quality

[quiet abyss]

Quality

You can fix durability

But you cant fix it not FUCKING STARTING

[timber oxide]

Lower quality can fuck you over

[proven tundra]

ye

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

80 vs 68

[quiet abyss]

Quality under 70 is just iffy to me

[zealous depot]

[proven tundra]

okee I'll stay in my work van

[rocky turtle]

i got funny build running

[proven tundra]

ambulance will be a backup if I get into a wreck or something

[quiet abyss]

Anything over 70 is reliable majority of the time, and if not, it starts the second time

[timber oxide]

My friend found a fuCKING supercar once and he was wondering why it doesn't start even though he fixed every part in it

Engine quality 0

[quiet abyss]

[proven tundra]

rip lmao

[rocky turtle]

the only thing quasi fear is percy as terror pack

[copper vapor]

donkey

[timber oxide]

Fucking dumbass

[quiet abyss]

Yeah i play it mods, and ive done something similar with the humvee

Just stared at like 92 overall condition

56 qual

[timber oxide]

He was like "fuck yeah ford gt" and completely forgot to check the engine

[zealous depot]

Percy is the only good character change my mind

[timber oxide]

My broken ass old ass mercedes which survived a top speed collision with a horde and came back to the base with only a broken window

[rocky turtle]

yeah i like him and francis with his +50% weapon durabilty helps for long missions

[timber oxide]

I also remember having a Lada in our modded MP save

[zealous depot]

The uhh
One chick with the 2 range increase i hate

She only seems to be there for snipers

And that's it

[timber oxide]

We had like 3 bases there

[proven tundra]

sweet 2 x 100% performance heavy duty tires

[timber oxide]

One we made at the start in the city outskirts, one which I made on a gas station as a sort of place to plan further expeditions andy friend made a base in a police department in the city center

The city was a modded one too

[copper vapor]

oh god

this game has banks

and investment

and uh

[proven tundra]

ye there's a stock market

[timber oxide]

It was in the bottom left corner of the map and was bigger than Louisville

[copper vapor]

the banker looks peculiar

[pallid raft]

what, crimson desert?

yeah it is

[onyx vigil]

well rest in piece chuck norris

[rocky turtle]

shotgun + 2 range is insane

[pallid raft]

i was shocked when there was a fucking chimney clearing mechanic

[rocky turtle]

and if u upgrade her with rank and some health upgrade she is beast

[sick trail]

I've finally finished Eclipsium
Fun little game

Here's some screenshots, no spoilers

[copper vapor]

[sick trail]

Incredibly cool visuals though

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

@frank hearth devil whispering in my ear telling me to uninstall deadlock

[frank hearth]

quick modders add another 20 darkest dungeon skins

[thick plover]

the balance is so bad

ginnis = auto win

paradox = auto win

balance patch today in 3 hours today apparently lets make the game even more horrible

[halcyon fossil]

yoooo new cellar spider in my bathroom

[quiet abyss]

true

the random old ass cars are the most likely to survive it seems

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple title drop

[quiet abyss]

the only thing is my humvee was durable, and quite long lasting, but god that quality was inconvenient

[sick trail]

Fuck's he doing in not-a-cellar then

[quiet abyss]

the windows were more durable than all the other cars id tried, so you did have quite some time before you got bit or scratched

[olive coral]

oh hey its @latent hazel

[quiet abyss]

you mean a fat fuck?

yeah

[untold spear]

whole lotta POOOOP

[olive coral]

♻️

[real aspen]

eat it

0.006 grams of protein

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture AAALLOOOOOOO

hows work

[vital venture]

literally said I would not be able to play

[quiet abyss]

cant even check in on this guy

smh

[vital venture]

im tired

[quiet abyss]

real

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

[quiet abyss]

thats fucking funny

[halcyon fossil]

it actually has one of the larger legspans i've seen from one of these. if only cellar spiders weren't actually impossible to hold 😔

[quiet abyss]

you crash and the error code be like: too many ducks boss

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

biggest i've seen was about as big as my hand

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/when-a-gnome-snapchats-you

[halcyon fossil]

ive tried countless times on many different spiders of this species to coax them gently onto my hand but they would rather jump

[pallid raft]

you can carry the cats around while you finish quests too

its pretty cute

[real aspen]

i dont like em

i know they're harmless and beneficial

but i dont like them

the way they bounce when walking

eugh

[pallid raft]

it bounces when i walk too

that was a bad joke, im going to bed

[halcyon fossil]

i like their little dance when threatened

[sick trail]

Team Fortress 2

[halcyon fossil]

unidentified pettable animal

[copper vapor]

it's a dog

[halcyon fossil]

identified pettable animal

[copper vapor]

uh

this game is weird

tap B = dodge roll
double tap B = quick dash

shouldn't it be the other way around

[pallid raft]

it has very weird controls

it also didnt really explain its combat mechanics at the start very wel

like you kinda just get thrown into group combat and figure it out by feeling it out

[copper vapor]

heavy attack just oneshots all enemies

[pallid raft]

yeah

[copper vapor]

and when you're in a takedown animation the other enemies just stand there

[pallid raft]

it looks better than it plays for sure

the bow is kind of disappointing

it has autoaim so you cant like aim for heads or anything, even when using precision aim

[proven tundra]

The doll army grows

[pallid raft]

but the game is also so big and cool that i dont mind figuring it all out

[pallid raft]

hes not really dead hes just moving on to the next dimension to teach them a lesson

[copper vapor]

the best part is being made to figure shit out yourself

I'm just not sure I like the uh

"special aoe attack" thing

but I'll manage

[pallid raft]

all i can say is it definitely feels like something the black desert devs would make

one thing i dont like is the lighting

when youre indoors

[latent hazel]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2033996796087730544

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[pallid raft]

i dont have upscaling and even with raytrace on or off it looks fucky

[copper vapor]

only thing that irritated me a little was pressing the attack button and Kliff doesn't attack
game didn't make it clear if attacking consumes stamina or not

[pallid raft]

its odd for sure

[frank hearth]

@left mantle

[pallid raft]

like i cant tell if it wants to be dynastry warriors, assassins creed or like dmc

[copper vapor]

I mean "being odd" is one thing but the game refusing to respond to my commands is another

[thick plover]

it looked like it did in the gameranx video doe

wha

[copper vapor]

it didn't happen always

just sometimes

in the last wave of the tutorial enemy fight

[thick plover]

so its a visual bug

[copper vapor]

I almost died because I run up to an archer

and kliff just refused to attack when prompted

[pallid raft]

the ui itself is like half nice half ugly

i love the transparency and stuff but some elements just feel way too small

[thick plover]

I could do the funniest thing of all time

im gonna do it

I LOVE THE SCROLL BOX

[pallid raft]

health for example is like a tiny little red bar in the bottom left you have to drag your eyes away from combat just to look at

[left mantle]

Bro I had to do too much

[thick plover]

YES MY CHILD

THE RUN

FUCK THIS GAME

[rocky turtle]

that fight is so peak

[thick plover]

its so big

[copper vapor]

@proven tundra

[thick plover]

upgraded FTL too

[proven tundra]

[pallid raft]

i loved it when i got the rat and it just popped up in the loot log with a full ass rat

[arctic flicker]

Idk why embark say they gonna do a march update if they're just gonna drop it on the last day of the month, 31st lol

[thick plover]

I got boost away too

FUUUUUUUUCK

coolest thing ever

[proven tundra]

performance heavy duty tires baby

[copper vapor]

game requires me to go back to the title screen before I can close it

kinda silly

either way

game seems good

just gotta get into some more combat to get a proper feel for it

[rocky turtle]

haha jopa

[quiet abyss]

jostas retarded cousin:

[oblique belfry]

BRO

@copper vapor MY FRIEND JUST GIFTED ME TDA EVEN THO I CANT PLAY IT

[pallid raft]

tda?

[oblique belfry]

doom

dark ages

[pallid raft]

oh

yah

lol

[oblique belfry]

some of my friends sent their account number for funsies cuz its ramadan and adults give money to children for kissing their hands and yada yada traditions

and i gave em some for funsies too

1 madlad said "check steam" after i did

and i saw him gift me doom tda

i just got doom tda for 3.5 dollars

[rocky turtle]

didnt know his cousin name was ass

[left mantle]

Fitting really

[pallid sapphire]

Tgats me

I play with Josta and his Brother DRG

(Disclaimer:im not related to them)

[green granite]

A JOB

[marsh cargo]

5 pings

[slim magnet]

tda is 20usd here

way too expensive for a game i'm predisposed to not like

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/pbhPo5ejxJY.gif

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

hi gumba

[marsh cargo]

[pallid raft]

is that my goat vash the stampede

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-rat-dance-dmc-devil-may-cry-gif-8844333359941805387

[marsh cargo]

[real aspen]

(im sorry)

(not)

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3688084939

[rocky turtle]

mf crying when i said hello

@copper vapor guess which game got bugfixes update after u refund it ?

[untold spear]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

I GOT ACCEPTED FOR A NASA INTERNSHIP

[timber oxide]

And then you woke up

[proven tundra]

Pog if true

[marsh cargo]

language

[timber oxide]

If true I hope they get sent on a mars mission or something like that so that we'll never see them again

[proven tundra]

[slim magnet]

are computer mice with side buttons on both sides a thing

that aren't the same input but on both sides

even tho i can't imagine using my thumb for the side buttons that feels awkward

[marsh cargo]

both sides?

thats kinda wild

[slim magnet]

yeah i use the computer lefty

[timber oxide]

Wait what do you mean "thumb awkward"

[slim magnet]

and i've always used the side buttons on the mouse with my ring finger

[frank hearth]

offtopic shall reach the moon soon enough not even space is safe

[marsh cargo]

theres these

[left mantle]

@oblique belfry OW1 is back spamming bastion truly is the strat

[slim magnet]

because left handed mice are super rare and often times expensive as shit

[timber oxide]

Delet this

I hate those "ergonomic" mice so much

[green granite]

Man

[slim magnet]

just not used to it like it makes me uhhhh lift my hand slightly off of the mouse?

[green granite]

Time to start new Terraria playthrough

Summoner

[timber oxide]

I can't imagine using my ring finger for pressing buttons

Unless I hold the mouse weird, where my ring finger would be on the rmb

But why would I do that

[slim magnet]

hell to be honest i'd take buttons for my pinky finger too

[timber oxide]

My pinky finger is not even on the mouse

[slim magnet]

does bro use the mouse with his pinky raised

is bro from the royalty to do this

[timber oxide]

No, it literally doesn't fit on my mouse

[oblique belfry]

where it all began

[slim magnet]

do you lay your hand on the mouse

[timber oxide]

Like, my pinky finger is just hanging out to the side, just happy to be there

[slim magnet]

i claw the mouse

but i also have small hands so that also helps in the pinky being on the thing

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

My thumb holds the mouse on the left side, my index finger is on the lmb, my middle finger is on the rmb and my ring finger holds the mouse on the right side

[proven tundra]

Why would you ever need more than two buttons

[timber oxide]

The pinky just hangs out

[slim magnet]

freezoom

[timber oxide]

It's not needed for mouse control

[copper vapor]

oh well

[copper vapor]

Don't let NASA's recruitment manager read this

[real aspen]

If anything I use pinky as an anchor of sorts

[timber oxide]

And I'm using the G502

[real aspen]

Same

Fatass mouse

Still not big enough for pinky

[slim magnet]

i don't have a clue which mouse i'm using it came with the laptop

[timber oxide]

I mean I can put my pinky on the mouse but it's not comfortable

[copper vapor]

I love how this is worded

we did massive improvements now and it's greatly improved

[slim magnet]

i've never believed in gamer peripherals because they exist just to upcharge the shit out of you and have untoggleable lights

[timber oxide]

Does your also have extra weights

Holy shit my mouse needs to be cleaned

[slim magnet]

like what the fuck is the point of the extra weights

for real

just control your movement

[timber oxide]

I don't like light mouses

I want mine to be as heavy as possible

Personal preference

[green granite]

Tachyon

[copper vapor]

I'm used to chonkier mice so when I get one that's too light it takes too much time and effort getting used to

[real aspen]

Naw I have the x version, wired

[timber oxide]

Mine is also wired tho

[left mantle]

@frank hearth I need a small break

[copper vapor]

ok gooner

[frank hearth]

@left mantle whats the stance on deadlock btw

[real aspen]

Idk what's the difference between wires and wireless besides the... Wire

Don't think 502x has extra weights

[timber oxide]

I remember how I got myself a new razer mouse last year or so because my lmb was getting fucky and I decided it's time for a new one

And that razer mouse was too light for me

So I just

Kept using this one

And eventually

LMB fixed itself

I have no idea how, it just works

I'm not gonna question the machine god

They decided my mouse gets to live, so it will live

[real aspen]

Yeah g502x doesn't have weights

It's lighter than 502 too

90 grams

[slim magnet]

i saw people complaining about the mags update to cs2 making the awp have 3 in reserve like you can not be this pedantic

i'd be shocked if there was a singular instance of the awp fully running out in one round of serious counter strike

in the franchise's recorded history

[real aspen]

You're talking about players of the game that popularized the "shoot once, reload" thing

[slim magnet]

you rarely even see people shoot it more than like 7 times

[untold spear]

why do women have to ruin everything?

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meep-low-cortisol-dance-chibi-gif-17107758709618840273

[untold spear]

been playing it recently

not really a big deal

[slim magnet]

it isn't

never was

at most i can see it being an issue for pistol rounds for cts

[untold spear]

usp got a little worse though

[slim magnet]

because the usp was 12/12

yeah

that's it

[untold spear]

and maybe the cz

nobody uses the cz though

[slim magnet]

and the people that use the cz already dump 12 to rush a guy

[untold spear]

and maybe the m4a1 s

but that's a little stretchy already

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meep-low-cortisol-dance-chibi-gif-17107758709618840273

[slim magnet]

i have a friend that uses the lmgs unironically and even he said it's a great change

despite the negev stabilizing after like 30 shots

[thick plover]

I posted it on twitter and @d him

evil

[timber oxide]

You're telling me that awp users actually get to use it before they get headshotted by the enemy sniper?

I thought it exists only to waste money and have a dragon lore skin

[untold spear]

i hate awpers so much

5k gold to be the first one to die in the round

[slim magnet]

it's also heavy as all shit like you can not move with that in your hands

i've much preferred the scout since 1.6

you can run marathons with that thing

and it's still a one shot headshot

not a one shot to the pinky toe like the awp but then again the awp requires you to be fully still

otherwise the bullet might aswell hit you

[timber oxide]

I remember when it had 100% accuracy when you fired it from the peak of your jump

[slim magnet]

all guns behaved like that because it only took into account current velocity for dispersion

so at the peak of the jump you were at 0 velocity

[pliant chasm]

damn

[desert fox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PkGZeUFKvw one of the best games of all time

[untold spear]

is it free though?

[flat violet]

Probably the most realest message ever sent in here

[flat violet]

Second realest message

How does he do it

[desert fox]

it was abandonware for a awhile

so i got it for that

[flat violet]

Give name

[desert fox]

now GOG sells it

swat 4

[proven tundra]

I don't wanna click click bait

Thank you

[desert fox]

it aint click bait tho

[proven tundra]

It is

Or it would have the title in the thumbnail

[flat violet]

This

So much this

[desert fox]

anyone whos played ready or not (who this vvideo is towards) would know that the guy in the pic is from swat 4

[proven tundra]

Uh huh

[untold spear]

oh yeah

[desert fox]

its basically ready or not, but older, yet better

[slim magnet]

swat 4 is fantastic but its controls aged like milk in a desert during summer while the sun is in its dying years

[untold spear]

lmao i was thinking about this video in particular

because everybody in the comments is saying " it's just swat 4 lol "

[desert fox]

the only control i rly find bad is Z to aim

but easily changed

[slim magnet]

you can't even aim in swat 4

[desert fox]

SEF mod

[slim magnet]

true

[desert fox]

the one everyone plays

[slim magnet]

game didn't even let me bind movement to arrow keys

[untold spear]

shoot indiscriminately

[desert fox]

only reason t o play vanilla is to find ppl to evventually play SEF with lol

but i like it alot cus its got 4 types of rounds rather than the restrictive 2

especially cus i found out that AP in ready or not doesnt mean FMJ

its either full AP or JHP

whereas swaat 4 has 4 rounds including fmj and jsp

and 7 types of shot shells

[slim magnet]

ye but only x51 can overpen really

so it's not a real issue

[copper vapor]

do you even know what clickbait is

[flat violet]

How do you even play with arrows as movement

[slim magnet]

maybe x39 can too but i've used the ak like ONCE

[slim magnet]

i use the computer lefty

grew up on boomer shooters and those came with arrows for movement by default

[desert fox]

i never looked into the ballistics of ready or not but i was reading the description it makes it sound like its full AP

[slim magnet]

up to ut99 and deus ex

[desert fox]

and things like delta force

[timber oxide]

I have a friend who is a lefty and he still uses the mouse with his right hand and plays with WASD

[slim magnet]

after that wasd became the norm

despite the original doom coming with a wasd option in the game's setup

[flat violet]

Fair enough

[slim magnet]

that shit feels surreal to me

doom had a mouse to look around and wasd option on release

[desert fox]

operation typhoon rising was the shit

i only say bc u can move around in aa moving chopper

[slim magnet]

ye but it extremely rarely gets to make a difference if you're going lethal because a headshot from rifle calibers is always a kill and mobs don't have head armor

and even then like i said the only bullet that can actually go through bodies or walls reliably is x51ap

the rest don't pen bodies and can go through walls but lose almost all of their steam

[desert fox]

damn

i never knew that

i never tried this also

do bullets ricochet

[slim magnet]

there's like 3 levels in the game where you fight comically armored mobs

and one of them is elephant

the only one in the base game

[slim magnet]

ye they do

[pliant chasm]

GOD DAMN

[desert fox]

so meta is just JHP?

[proven tundra]

I think that guy's dead

[desert fox]

also swat 4 also has more maps

[slim magnet]

nah that's just worse overall because if you don't hit the head mobs just eat hp bullets

or if you don't get lucky on a bleed proc if you hit limbs

[zealous depot]

He's mold, he'll be back. He always comes back

[slim magnet]

ap lets you get away with lethal to the torso rather than rely on only headshots or rng on limbs

[zealous depot]

Residents are too evil

[desert fox]

that kinda sucks

im sure gunslinger fixes some of those issues

[pliant chasm]

yessir

[desert fox]

iforgot why i uninstalled it

[quiet abyss]

7.62x51/6.5 is still possibly the best round in ready or not in most missions

[slim magnet]

i could never like gunfighter

[quiet abyss]

mostly because 1 shot anywhere works

but 5.56 is the best round generally, low/no recoil, good damage, high rate of fire

just my opinion

smgs feel underpowered for the most part

[proven tundra]

Your opinion is wrong and I demand a refund

[untold spear]

real and true

[sick trail]

It's an alright book

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-may-cry-dante-rat-dance-gif-14712575906539775847

[untold spear]

isn't that the chaos guy?

[proven tundra]

CHAOS!

[timber oxide]

I still can't dance this

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-ff-origins-final-fantasy-jack-chaos-gif-25151937

[timber oxide]

(plays limp bizkit)

[sour rivet]

im in australia now

[timber oxide]

You got your "walk upside down" boots?

[noble basin]

Hello upside down birb

[sour rivet]

wha-?

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

OH FUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[timber oxide]

Birb?

BIRB?!

GET DOWN HERE

MOTHERFUCKER

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-strange-stephen-strange-floating-trippy-whats-happening-gif-24260025

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1483285795870736434/HD2OhMyGod.gif

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/platypus-gif-23897459

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

[supple lotus]

pfff head full - gonna finish this beast tomorrow

[desert fox]

also why are the chat vcs unavailable to send things to?

[supple lotus]

because it needs moderation

and fuck that

[desert fox]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PkGZeUFKvw @brazen coyote @turbid void @elder prairie @pulsar gust @lethal shoal this shits funny

[supple lotus]

have you seen how retarded people are?

[desert fox]

omg its the wrong video

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1Tl1RC7FasQ its this one

[sour rivet]

haii sammm

[supple lotus]

pot meet kettle

[sour rivet]

wait

OH NO

[supple lotus]

[desert fox]

funny video of fa dude getting a traaffic cone thrown at him

anyways screw moderation lol

[sour rivet]

https://FIXVx.com/BlackMesaDevs/status/2035072802177286372?s=20 YO?

Black Mesa (@BlackMesaDevs)

We’ve been heads-down on a new Black Mesa update.

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BLACK MESA UPDATE

[desert fox]

based as fuck

[strange trellis]

You can also mount it to gmod now

[pallid sapphire]

Uhhhh

time to replay again

[blazing maple]

hey

[pallid sapphire]

been some time

[sour rivet]

although i did it ""twice"" last year

[thick plover]

got black prior or whatever the shit his name is in for honor

time to play

[vivid swift]

.300 blckout is my second favorite to 7.62 x 51

creedmore is nice but only one gun uses it which is sad

[teal spade]

you put respect on my boys name

[thick plover]

no

[orchid lotus]

-# mid prior

[teal spade]

bold words for someone in TANEBRIS range

[orchid lotus]

nuh uh

now I wanna play some for honor

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

i find blackout to be a pos

its just a waste of a cartridge, its the worst of both worlds

7.62x51 hits harder, and 5.56 is more controllable

[vivid swift]

the suspects didn't really object 😭

[quiet abyss]

yeah bullets a bullet

[vivid swift]

it's fun for canted laser CQB tho

[quiet abyss]

but 5.56 does it better

so is 5.56

[vivid swift]

5.56 makes me feel cag

[left mantle]

@marsh cargo @zealous depot Time for me to prepare for 4.7 (download the ptu to see how this shit is right now before it goes live next week)

[quiet abyss]

cag?

[vivid swift]

warsawpilled

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

hate to break it to you, .300 isnt warsaw

[vivid swift]

i know

[ocean thicket]

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