and i talk to you people on a daily basis
#╟❓general-offtopic
timber oxide
copper vapor
they shoulda called this "Bearly Made It"
chrome ginkgo
Usually working on Skyrim modlists is serious business
usually
not always though
pliant meteor
quiet abyss
mfw someone starts arguing the thunder hammer isnt shit against hordes of ragers
it is
its quite bad against maniac enemies
frozen void
slim magnet
man drawing feet is hard as shit
slim magnet
it's making me want to go back to maryjanes hell
little depot
man drawing feet is hard as shit
Real artist don't draw below the knee
Cause what the hell is a calf
slim magnet
Real artist don't draw below the knee
trve but i've been forcing myself to draw full bodies to foundation wipe the comfort zone
little depot
trve but i've been forcing myself to draw full bodies to foundation wipe the com...
Show
blazing maple
Freddy fazshell what happened?
Freddy fazshell: "Core core core core core"
little depot
but i can't
Draw your reference sheet
green granite
man drawing feet is hard as shit
not if your name is Hideo Kojima
slim magnet
not if your name is Hideo Kojima
what does this even mean
sand canopy
they shoulda called this "Bearly Made It"
green granite
if you're Hideo Kojima
feet design, drawing, modelling
should be perfection down to every detail
sick trail
but i can't
slim magnet
should be perfection down to every detail
so does this make it not hard as shit
sour rivet
@blazing maple
green granite
well idk about difficulties
just saying you would be mastered if you are Hideo Kojima
blazing maple
<@232447588979179521>
didn't record the part right after where I killed 2 people smh
also that assasin was just
standing there
sour rivet
yeah
blazing maple
shooting his friend?
sour rivet
i shot confuse rounds into him
sour rivet
"i'll get 'em!"
he did not, infact, "get 'em"
blazing maple
green granite
INFINITY STONES
sick trail
so does this make it not hard as shit
Let's be fair, Kojimbo's got a complicated 3D scanner (for his friends to walk into)
slim magnet
i don't have no clue i haven't played a single kojima directed game
quiet abyss
@marsh cargo 20% more attack speed with empty ability bar + 20% faster ability regen is SO FUCKING BUSTED
the great hammer already blasts enemies, but when you swing it like a madman
it just obliterates them
im pretty sure i killed 5 chaos warriors in 5 seconds flat
slim magnet
that's the IGNORED dude
real aspen
man drawing feet is hard as shit
Ask your friends for references
frozen void
Hmm so far Crimson Desert seems like what i feared
A beautiful soulless game
All visuals and no dough
sick trail
"Oh, tempting. Wait a minute.."
quiet abyss
"Oh, tempting. Wait a minute.."
wym wait a minute, still tempting to me
sand canopy
What do you mean the original MW is more expensive
some of those sales are -67% 
frozen void
What do you mean the original MW is more expensive
sick trail
No, I will not buy Epstein (factually correct name for these) coins
verbal gate
Hmm so far Crimson Desert seems like what i feared
A beautiful soulless game
what I feared already happened, its the Wukong situation all over again
sick trail
McFuckin'Christ
frozen void
175gb are we for real
sick trail
Well, it's pretty cheap still, I'll find time and space for it later
I'd say it's time to buy a new NVMe SSD for like 2TB but 
Yeah my SSD is not for sale anymore but similar ones are about 15-25% more expensive, and those are 1TB
sand canopy
McFuckin'Christ
AAA gaming
green granite
"Oh, tempting. Wait a minute.."
3000 whatever that T is
sand canopy
3000 whatever that T is
Tenge
frail leafBOT
💱 3,003 KZT (Kazakhstani Tenge) :flag_kz: is equal to 6.22 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
sand canopy
💱 **3,003 KZT** *(Kazakhstani Tenge)* :flag_kz: is equal to **6.22 USD** *(Unit...
I forgot you could do that
It's plowing down
sick trail
People need sleep, believe it or not
And it's still a work day
(it's still gonna level out at 80k probably, maybe lower)
slim magnet
uhmmmmm are you perhaps a flat earther????? there's more than one time zone tho???????
sick trail
Ye
sand canopy
Dry is Kazashtan?
Yes, he's the entirety of Kazakhstan 
sick trail
I'm all 17-- 20.5 million people
sand canopy
(it's still gonna level out at 80k probably, maybe lower)
I still feel like it's gonna flop
sick trail
Okay but using a DSP clip is cheating because he complained about resource management in a resource management game
He complained about not having steel in RimWorld, despite the infinite ways you can obtain it
He also just hates gaming in general
slim magnet
why do people insist on pulling up steam charts in the middle of the first night of the game to show that it was dead on arrival
people were saying the same about marathon last week
game dead it lost 2/3 of its player base by 5am dawg it's over bungie is fucked
one week later it plateau'd at 50k~60k
sturdy cosmos
slim magnet
man i really shouldn't waste this much time on lineart i so want to move to a new drawing but i liked this sketch
sand canopy
Okay but using a DSP clip is cheating because he complained about resource manag...
I simply have no hope in AAA games, especially with mixed reviews on release day
Also I didn't know who that guy in the video was
sturdy cosmos
my friend pre-ordered it after he did the same thing with cyberpunk
slim magnet
you'd be hard pressed to find an online game that doesn't release to mixed or negative
sturdy cosmos
I simply have no hope in AAA games, especially with mixed reviews on release day
heres a snippet of a version of that conversation me and my friend had
it delved into madness
to think that gaming has drastically changed this much is shocking
yet still can't get some of the most basic features that we've been messing up since 1972
slim magnet
what does that even mean
sand canopy
you'd be hard pressed to find an online game that doesn't release to mixed or ne...
Which is exactly why I don't play those games, momo 
sick trail
heres a snippet of a version of that conversation me and my friend had
Since you're here, remove this little flag from your profile, thanks 
We don't allow it
sturdy cosmos
Since you're here, remove this little flag from your profile, thanks <:AidenThum...
what is wrong with it
frail leafBOT
@south escarp (ohshit.jpg) has been banned for reason: Yet another watch this girl bot
sturdy cosmos
i am apart of regiments and cant
raven geyser
what does that even mean
Ball sometimes went through the paddle or teleported
On release
sturdy cosmos
ye 🙁 it shows im apart of virtual somethign
sick trail
His captain is gonna check his Discord profile
sturdy cosmos
its imperial russia
raven geyser
You think they spy for tsar Nicolas or sth
sand canopy
Could possibly just change your per-server profile?
sick trail
That's for Nitro users
sick trail
And you shouldn't pay Discord right now (or ever really)
sturdy cosmos
well i will just rejoin the server when i get nitro and need help for stalker then
sick trail
Sure 
sand canopy
And you shouldn't pay Discord right now (or ever really)
But... but my colorful pixels...
sand canopy
That's for Nitro users
Actually im pretty sure before even changing the server profile wasn't enough and was still considered rule breaking if it was on your main profile
raven geyser
And you shouldn't pay Discord right now (or ever really)
I assume you source your nitro from mongolian smugglers
sand canopy
But don't listen to me, I have severe dementia
sick trail
Nah, we don't care for your main profile
sand canopy
I assume you source your nitro from mongolian smugglers
Oh yeah
Dry you do have nitro
sick trail
You can have the third reich reincarnated in your main, but your per-server should stay clean
sand canopy
sick trail
I do, but I've cancelled it and it'll run out innnnnn August
Which will kill my ability to edit a few guides
sick trail
They don't deserve any of this dosh after attempting to push Digital ID (which is pushed by Facebook/Meta)
raven geyser
Metas gotta make that 80 billion back somehow
umbral sluice
sick trail
Apparently there's been a leak of 1 whole billion of IDs
sand canopy
Apparently there's been a leak of 1 whole billion of IDs
Classico
umbral sluice
Anyone on Crimson Desert ?
sick trail
Anyone on Crimson Desert ?
Some ru-ua chatters are
slim magnet
but at least people didn't fall for the "think of the children" smoke curtain
sick trail
Wait a couple hours for main offtopickers to come online
slim magnet
like there's no one person not in any position of political power on god's green earth that supports age verification
blazing maple
<:kekpoint:919973827310678026> <@!267125831057408001> (`ohshit.jpg`) has been ba...
I missed out on the chance to watch that girl
sand canopy
Wait a couple hours for main offtopickers to come online
What's the main timezone here again
sand canopy
I guess
umbral sluice
Problem is Crimson Desert doesn’t have a demo and my back log is full
So I guess it’s whatever. I need to work on GAMMA anyway
umbral sluice
What's the main timezone here again
Paris time
sand canopy
Problem is Crimson Desert doesn’t have a demo and my back log is full
And its 175gb
At least
raven geyser
Wouldnt pay release price if they paid me
blazing maple
And its 175gb
Marathon is 18 gig somehow
Idk what magic Bungie did but it scares me
sand canopy
Paris time
It is CET then
pliant chasm
finished downloading re8 and it's 30gigs 
sand canopy
Idk what magic Bungie did but it scares me
Helldivers 2 reducing from 100gb+ to ~25gb was also insane
pliant chasm
tbf tho for a massive game those uncompressed 16k textures take a lot of space
halcyon fossil
properly compressed and deduplicated assets my beloved
raven geyser
Idk what magic Bungie did but it scares me
Not using unreal engine
atomic epoch
Crimson desert looks like an mmorpg turned into a singleplayer game. If 175gb is mostly mmo grinding, i do wonder how bad its going to get.
blazing maple
properly compressed and deduplicated assets my beloved
I wanna make out with game devs that optimise their games
pliant chasm
i saw like a 5 second clip of the combat and it looks fun
slim magnet
Not using unreal engine
if anything using ue5 should result in a smaller size
blazing maple
Crimson desert looks like an mmorpg turned into a singleplayer game. If 175gb is...
It was supposed to be an MMO but that was too hard and expensive so they made it singleplayer but kept hte MMO vibes
slim magnet
because of nanite
pliant chasm
hopefully the rest of the game isn't ass
raven geyser
I wanna make out with game devs that optimise their games
Is that your grind
slim magnet
since you don't need to create lods
pliant chasm
and it looks like runs somewhat ok
slim magnet
file size comes from poor compression (or lack thereof)
atomic epoch
It was supposed to be an MMO but that was too hard and expensive so they made it...
Hopefully vibes and not progression 
slim magnet
and being bloated in other shit
raven geyser
if anything using ue5 should result in a smaller size
Theyd need to use it properly in the first place
pliant chasm
for me it looks like it runs at 1080 high at 70ish
raven geyser
And clearly its too hard
pliant chasm
pretty good for a new big game
blazing maple
Hopefully vibes and not progression <:peepostarechamp2:1291583880201240646>
nah just world design and stuff
combat looks like old assasins creed
like you hit a dude 5-6 times then do finisher move
pliant chasm
as a glazer of hitstop
it looks like every move has it
slim magnet
ready or not is 48gb and it has all dlcs installed by default
pliant chasm
lowk should be toned down
slim magnet
as a glazer of hitstop
it looks like every move has it
can not possibly be worse than silent hill f
pliant chasm
it's not bad
but i think normal light attacks shouldn't have it
leave it for the meaty big hits
pliant chasm
||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTvesSHUWr4|| im watching this vid
slim magnet
5 6 new meme
halcyon fossil
god damn it netflix signed me out of my mom's account and now it wants to verify with her email
guess i'll wait until tomorrow to watch steel ball run
sick trail
Found me a hardcover Roadside Picnic though
slim magnet
Found me a hardcover Roadside Picnic though
quiet abyss
@marsh cargo update again, we just did 2 chaos wastes back to back, big wins
verbal gate
sand canopy
nvm Crimson Desert is peak, you can pick up and pet random cats
Istanbul simulator
sick trail
restive bear
Me when I resonate my cascade
sick trail
Jarvis, put this splitlip in the explosive warehouse
restive bear
No u
pliant chasm
i wish the game would tell you when certain keys are useless so i don't have to carry them around
green granite
2 more days and u are done with the save
the moment I successfully complete the accessories for both thorium and fargo soul
this game is ultimately on easy mode
like
oblique belfry
ah yes
green granite
the wall of text
worn quail
not this guy again
Biohazard
green granite
half life 1 refrence <:POGGIES1:981963701215199332>
worst part to do in Black Mesa I swear
sand canopy
pliant chasm
holy fucking shit that was tight
oak magnet
after asking for an opinion on reddit for one time i understand why ppl hate redditors
because i hate them too
sand canopy
Costco CEO did the "CEO eats his product" trend
verbal gate
Costco CEO did the "CEO eats his product" trend
is this the guy who threatened to kill someone when they suggested raising the price of the hotdog?
umbral bolt
sand canopy
is this the guy who threatened to kill someone when they suggested raising the p...
Probably
Is he wrong though
green granite
@oblique belfry this is cool af
blazing maple
@sour rivet
blazing maple
<@232447588979179521>
glad that item still in the game after all this time
rocky turtle
<@584984707503226880>
turalion dont beating the mad freak allegations
restive bear
Citadel hit my beloved
kindred verge
pallid sapphire
!topic
solid sundialBOT
@kindred verge
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
pallid sapphire
Goated sausage 
restive bear
Sogis
pliant meteor
Good buterbrod tho
snow tree
rocky turtle
oblique belfry
<@225557770508697600> this is cool af
mmm wotg
rocky turtle
awh hell naw
snow tree
<:peepohi:982348300374147142>
Droooooon
rocky turtle
Droooooon <:jokerge2:1237664599512191036>
Kreeoooooooooooooo
green granite
god damn wth
tiny notch
most sane terraria modded boss
atomic epoch
awh hell naw
About the friends you make along the way 
pliant chasm
this is sick
pliant chasm
why do they bounce bro 😭
green granite
real aspen
awh hell naw
eat it
real aspen
just another monday 😔
green granite
THIS SHIT IS FUCKING INSANE WHAT THE FUCK
hexed stag
why the long snoot?
green granite
god damn
that was a
acid trip
why you need LSD when you have this
terraria mod
untold spear
why the long snoot?
to breath better
snow tree
snow tree
Morbing Ratdad
untold spear
Good morning chatters
RAAHt
left mantle
rocky turtle
Good morning chatters
thick plover
Good morning chatters
Greetings
Anyone here played crimson desert how is the game people 
untold spear
Anyone here played crimson desert how is the game people <:peeposmile:1439265621...
mid until proven otherwise
it seems similar do dragons dogma
hexed stag
Good morning chatters
Rat. When making coffee I sprinkle some ground cinnamon on the coffee grounds in the espresso machine's coffee basket, add a sprinkle of salt, some honey and sweet cream to the coffee.
I turns out so good SHEEEEEESH
proven tundra
Rat. When making coffee I sprinkle some ground cinnamon on the coffee grounds in...
That does sound really good
hexed stag
That does sound really good
perhaps maple syrup would and an interesting twist to the flavor
but we don't really have it
hexed stag
uhuh
proven tundra
I do like adding honey to stuff tho
I put it in my home made granola and my flax bread
hexed stag
Honey IN the bread
interesting
better than fructose syrup or whatever they put into it ig
(USA reference)
proven tundra
2 tablespoons/loaf, it's not much but makes it better for sure
left mantle
If you use corn syrup on pancakes, french toast, or waffles I will personally disown you from your family myself
proven tundra
left mantle
We border an exporter of maple syrup, your goofy ass better be using it
hexed stag
2 tablespoons/loaf, it's not much but makes it better for sure
Honey does have it its own taste so adds something besides just sweetness
proven tundra
Aunt Jemima and that kind of stuff is just corn syrup etc isn't it?
opal star
What kind of honey?
proven tundra
Urm
opal star
Manuka and raw is the good stuff.
proven tundra
Costco lol
left mantle
Aunt Jemima and that kind of stuff is just corn syrup etc isn't it?
It ain't called that anymore
supple lotus
proven tundra
I ran out of my local stuff this year, had to buy the store brand maple syrup
proven tundra
left mantle
<:Wahh:1031215422999113758>
But I understand why they changed the name and marketing, even though I felt that it moved away from that...context.
sick trail
Same as here--
Ope
Wind deleted the message
proven tundra
Live picture direct from my pantry
left mantle
holy shit kirkland
proven tundra
rocky turtle
happy to see you
proven tundra
supple lotus
ayy 60 dollars
proven tundra
Let's say functional
real aspen
if functional then ears and tail, talk with cats, and no sleep
pizza chef is tempting
rocky turtle
water sleep and pizza chef
proven tundra
I love pizza
Being good at making them would be great
supple lotus
no more body and face hair - yes you gonna look great without eyebrows
sand canopy
funny how choosing the right choices will basically get you the rest
proven tundra
water sleep and pizza chef
Water is already my favourite drink
real aspen
you'll taste water
supple lotus
water's taste is it's temperature
sand canopy
funny how choosing the right choices will basically get you the rest
become a master pizza chef, don't sleep and have the ability to talk with cats - and you'll become a celebrity with unlimited amount of money, so everyone will find you attractive, you'll be able to get estrogen and to remove body and face hair with epilation
yapyap
real aspen
what if i dont want to be a celebrity
supple lotus
yeah i stay with the 60 bucks
sand canopy
what if i dont want to be a celebrity
still becoming a master pizza chef means lots of money
supple lotus
depends
sand canopy
so 20$ is useless
supple lotus
if you live in bumfuck nowhere, good luck
real aspen
that
sand canopy
If you're a master chef you could probably move to a big city
supple lotus
he makes the best pizze, but no one can afford it 
real aspen
im not even in bumfuck nowhere but pizza is not at all common here
real aspen
he makes the best pizze, but no one can afford it <:manLOL:814619284063518781>
literally this
sand canopy
im not even in bumfuck nowhere but pizza is not at all common here
Dominate the market
proven tundra
I don't want money I just want to make my own pizza that is really good
supple lotus
but you can already do that
left mantle
20
Pizza Chef
Water tastes like favorite drink
Easy.
proven tundra
I cannot
Trust
supple lotus
left mantle
Why would I not want to become a master of making my favorite food
proven tundra
real aspen
im already good at making foods i like so
left mantle
yeah but being good isn't being a master
I can make a good pizza
But why wouldn't I want to make a fantastic pizza
hexed stag
blue, purple, black
ez and obv
halcyon fossil
yellow purple brown
i think hearing my old man of a cat call me a dumbass would complete my life
rocky turtle
yellow purple brown
clump hi
halcyon fossil
clump hi <:peepohi:982348300374147142>
hello
pastel wave
I told a group of these mothefuckers that one of them didn't shower and it smell like no deodorant in here and they all shut the fuck up bunch of gross motherfuckers know NONE of them bitches showered I am too fucking tired it is 7 in the fucking morning and I need to get to class take a god damn shower you fucking hooligan
untold spear
I told a group of these mothefuckers that one of them didn't shower and it smell...
you seem upset
light monolith
you seem upset
I mean justified crashout.
pastel wave
you seem upset
Im gonna violently teach some of these stupid sons of bitches how the fuck to shower because we all paid to be here and some of us would like to get to class while youre playing fucking dogshit music innthe hallway and blocking my path
Like im at the deans office because I need to deal with the fact my prof quit last week and didn't grade my test youre at the deans office cuz youre scheduling your hearing after you were caught smoking weed in the commons
Again 7 in the fucking morning is too early to be doing this shit
Today was supposed to be good i got my work done yesterday while we had off supposed to be a lazy day
And then these motherfuckers gonna treat it like its high school
celest plank
rant about not showering
actual real shit
fuck those motherfuckers
clean yo shit
pastel wave
Fucking names like hunter braxton Cody and whatever other stupid shit two car white people name their fucking kids
desert hull
Fucking names like hunter braxton Cody and whatever other stupid shit two car w...
Keighleigh
pallid sapphire
unrealistic
We didnt decide to book a expensive trip
rocky olive
If i didn't start play modpacks, could never improved old games for yourself.
Luxor's Reshade for F.E.A.R + cheap TAA.
rocky turtle
holy shit freddie mercury
pastel wave
Keighleigh
Im too mad to figure out a guy version of ashleigh
rocky olive
no aliases at platform
left mantle
ash.
desert hull
Im too mad to figure out a guy version of ashleigh
Keithleigh
pallid sapphire
pastel wave
holy shit freddie mercury
He look like that picture of Thanos under racist tik toks about Dominicans
sick trail
If i didn't start play modpacks, could never improved old games for yourself.
Lu...
Your walls got green spit on em
proven tundra
I wanted to name my *first child Blagoslav
Alas my wife at the time veto'ed that
sick trail
sick trail
Retvrn to aliasing
left mantle
I wanted to name my *first child Blagoslav
Alas my wife at the time veto'ed that
quite possibly for the better.
Sorry ratdad
proven tundra
pastel wave
I think all my kids are getting unisex names like Alex and Erin like names that are normal and arent fucking retarded like Braxton
I know for a FACT one of those no shower bitches is named Braxton hes in my 4th block
supple lotus
Alex is a male name, Erin female
desert hull
I think all my kids are getting unisex names like Alex and Erin like names that ...
Braxtleigh
pastel wave
Alex is a male name, Erin female
My ex boyfriend was named Erin
supple lotus
Alexander
sick trail
Alexandra
left mantle
Alexis
desert hull
Alexandleigh
supple lotus
shhh
real aspen
alexander the warrior jar
supple lotus
potman buddy
sick trail
My aunt's name is literally Alexandra
pastel wave
alexander the warrior jar
Alexander the rainbow dash jar
raven swan
I think all my kids are getting unisex names like Alex and Erin like names that ...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T NAME YOUR CHILD VICTOR REZNOV
sick trail
real aspen
call your kid kood
rocky olive
I think all my kids are getting unisex names like Alex and Erin like names that ...
Jenya (Женя)
sick trail
Eugene
raven swan
-ics
raven swan
pastel wave
Specimen 1 and 2
desert hull
Fuckwitleigh
pastel wave
First name specimen middle name 1 first name and middle name 2
Name the kid ready
Im ready!
Alright i get it whats your name?
Im ready!
desert hull
Ketaminleigh
pastel wave
proven tundra
Ready Ornot Smith
raven swan
john ketamine, and jane methamine
pastel wave
Ready Ornot Smith
raven swan
pallid raft
Fucking names like hunter braxton Cody and whatever other stupid shit two car w...
hunter braxton 
pastel wave
Naming my kids after the worst fucking people to ever exist
raven swan
hitl-
pallid raft
i love that ketamine keith still has enough standards to shower along with all the ketamine
pastel wave
i love that ketamine keith still has enough standards to shower along with all t...
I do k in the shower
desert hull
hunter braxton <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944> <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>...
Lacrosse player sex crime guy type of name fr fr
supple lotus
it just makes you slow, not gross
raven swan
Naming my kids after the worst fucking people to ever exist
https://tenor.com/view/bigyahu-bigyahucalling-big-yahu-big-yahu-calling-bibi-gif-7107830166883974193
sick trail
Oh hey I get to call bullshit
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2034826638731481463
He was basically playing a challenge but with 0 knowledge of anything and full expectations to win easily
pastel wave
Lacrosse player sex crime guy type of name fr fr
Name like that tells you rhe judge said he didnt want a mistake to "ruin his life"
pallid raft
boss tryna ask me to come into work ealry broski nuh uh the fuck
supple lotus
Oh hey I get to call bullshit
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2034826638731481...
people still watch this dogshit person?
raven swan
boss tryna ask me to come into work ealry broski nuh uh the fuck
tell him your pine fractured after banging his mum
sick trail
Remember, yellow paint exists solely because of people like DSP
left mantle
Oh hey I get to call bullshit
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2034826638731481...
Anyone that takes DSP opinion seriously needs to be taken out back and shot.
rocky turtle
Remember, yellow paint exists solely because of people like DSP
what if im colorblind
supple lotus
sick trail
people still watch this dogshit person?
At this point I can only assume they're watching him for his failure as... A cognizant human being
raven swan
Remember, yellow paint exists solely because of people like DSP
i like yellow paint because yes my attention span is that of a peanut, no you can not eat it
pastel wave
Remember, yellow paint exists solely because of people like DSP
I need yellow paint sometimes
thick plover
Oh hey I get to call bullshit
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2034826638731481...
Isnt this the guy whos really bad at games and complained about resource management in a resource management game
thick plover
Fucking hell
sick trail
To be fair
His RimWorld colony looked okay
untold spear
Remember, yellow paint exists solely because of people like DSP
since when people like dsp
raven swan
I need yellow paint sometimes
untold spear
not even dsp likes himself
sick trail
But you don't get to see much of it without actually going in to watch a stream
Which
I'm good
left mantle
Anyone looking into game reviews and complaining "Man games are dogshit now, AAA this, indie that" need to fucking blacklist DSP from their feed because he's literally the worst example of how a game will do.
raven swan
i'm going to distort chat
thick plover
They made the game look so good
raven swan
my fever is coming back
thick plover
And its not ue5 slop
supple lotus
rest up bud
pastel wave
that's it i'm heading to the bed
Dont die in ur sleep
sick trail
He's bedmaxxing, chat
Billions must wish-well pill
rocky turtle
that's it i'm heading to the bed
supple lotus
from what i've watched... its one of those "being capable of doing everything but dont excell at anything" games
fine i guess
i prefer focused experiences
thick plover
The first review on the games steam page is
"i played 1k hours of bdo, and this is bdo without the mmo rpg part, so its good"
real aspen
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/545732765996285967/1484506637296468008/20...
witcher 4 looking funny
thick plover
witcher 4 looking funny
real aspen
thick plover
Cant wait till witcher 4 actually releases and its just a buggy mess thats gonna need 2 years of fixing
real aspen
good ol slavjank
real aspen
ue5 can work fine but i wouldnt hold my hopes high
supple lotus
depends on the devs ya
thick plover
Ue5 cant work fine
left mantle
It can.
real aspen
it can
thick plover
They updated the dogass engine and made it so it somehow crashes on my pc
When i was playing just fine before that update
real aspen
it just gives you a shitload of shortcuts to make developing easier, at gross cost of performance
thick plover
Make it make sense
sick trail
Abiotic Factor is right there
left mantle
Satisfactory
real aspen
voin
sick trail
(I need to continue too)
supple lotus
Arc Raiders btw, runs like a dream even on shit PCs
thick plover
Like genuinely how can I run every fucking game including the previous version of the engine and the pre update ue5 bullshit and tom sweeney decided hes gonna rub one out on the code and suddenly i just cant play anything made in this piece of dog shit
left mantle
More often than not it's the devwork than it is the engine itself
thick plover
Yes Im mad
supple lotus
seems like an issYOU not an issUS
real aspen
Yes Im mad <:caught:1323767673263362098>
seethe and mald
real aspen
seems like an issYOU not an issUS
shit wordplay
thick plover
Yes I submitted 7 trillion tickets to arc raiders when this happened and I couldn't play the game and literally they said report it to epic and I did and the response was were fixing it and its still not fixed
real aspen
disappointing
supple lotus
that was the point
supple lotus
if a pun doesnt hurt, you havent punned hard enough
thick plover
Had arc raiders wish listed since 2022 or 2021 btw and Im gatekept from it by tim fucking sweeney
supple lotus
i love when people have weird biases and deny themself joy
left mantle
They way you're everyone's second choice?
supple lotus
waaaaahhhh
thick plover
They way you're everyone's second choice?
I dont have xalrider levels of protection to say what I want
sand canopy
Oh hey I get to call bullshit
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2034826638731481...
I didn't know who he was
thick plover
I should contact the dude I contacted through steam that helped my friend fix his elden ring problem
sick trail
I didn't know who he was
thick plover
Ive been thinking it for days and I haven't done it
left mantle
You should check who you're getting your opinion based off of, ignorance is not an excuse here
sick trail
I didn't know who he was
Know him as the Lowest Common Denominator that is the reason for yellow paint and handholding
Who hates himself, hates gaming, and hates that his best chance at earning money is streaming games
real aspen
OSHA is the reason for yellow paint
left mantle
Also true
sick trail
Jarvis, restore Sab's hearing and subject him to auditory horrors within comprehension
thick plover
Jarvis, restore Sab's hearing and subject him to auditory horrors within compreh...
Booooring
sick trail
He isn't, but the horrors must be delivered
thick plover
Chinese water torture
sick trail
real aspen
Jarvis, restore Sab's hearing and subject him to auditory horrors within compreh...
brother i hear horrors beyond comprehension everyday
sick trail
Yeah, so you don't get them
real aspen
it's fucking freaky to hear like clacking and growling in middle of the night
right in your ears
you know there's nothing but it sounds too damn realistic
and some nights they just wont shut up and keep me up until 5am
supple lotus
still. no. package.
the fuck you doing postman
real aspen
still. no. package.
the fuck you doing postman
maybe he ate it...
supple lotus
good luck with that
real aspen
was it uranium
thick plover
still. no. package.
the fuck you doing postman
Tim sweeney
supple lotus
postman can have the Jerky, just bring me my case and Granular Processor
pallid raft
got some iems but no idea why they aint working on compooter
supple lotus
which ones did ya get?
pallid raft
truthear zero reds, they were only cheapo
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C5QWMGM6?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title these specifically
i got a dac on the way too for em, i just wanted some for the bus
sick trail
<:hmmtakenote:1045014447690879047>
Essentially: Not a good source of opinions on anything
pallid raft
long ass bus rides
left mantle
Essentially: Not a good source of opinions on anything
Infact, quite the opposite.
left mantle
DSP will tell you water is green while looking at a pool of clean water.
sick trail
Crinacle zero?
The IEM review guy, isn't it
pallid raft
yeah for my understanding a better pair would be upwards of 200 ish
pallid raft
Crinacle zero?
The IEM review guy, isn't it
unless that guy is a bloke called jack from wales then no
sick trail
DSP will tell you water is green while looking at a pool of clean water.
Colour blindness moment
left mantle
And then blame the pool manufacturer for the water
pallid raft
theyre fine for what i need anyway, the dac i bought will let me use it on my phone and apparently make it sound gooder too so
left mantle
Colour blindness moment
Fun fact pure water is in fact blue.
supple lotus
oh it IS crinacle
left mantle
It's just such a light shade that you could not tell in smaller quantities
supple lotus
well then at least the EQing should be decent
and ye, DAC good
drive those fuckos
pallid raft
yeah i assume these are made to be used with a dac
rather than just plugged in raw
i havent used earphones like this since i was a kid so its cool to get some new ones
supple lotus
its funny how on-stage equipment made it to everyday's person thing
left mantle
If you see me wearing in ear audio equipment it's a doppelganger
pallid raft
guh i gotta go to work though so i cant even enjoy these properly yet
sadge
also went and bought one of those trim ui bricks ppl are on about
that wont be here for a week or so tho
supple lotus
a what?
pallid raft
https://www.trimuistore.com/products/trimui-brick-hammer-handheld-game-console one of those emulator console things
supple lotus
yaaa ok - i was confused by "brick"
pallid raft
hahahah yeah i thought i sounded a little dumb saying yeah i bought a brick
supple lotus
i've seen these... seems cool
pallid raft
my friend told me theyre good and i wanted to go back and play poke crystal anyway so i figured i might as well
plus when something is made out of metal it makes it 10x cooler
thick plover
@frank hearth I forgot my twitter is filled with deadlock shit now and this is the first thing I see and I then look at the username to see if I accidently tweeted ever
pallid raft
im not a fan of the 3ds style double back triggers but theyre changeable so its not that bad
just seems cool and i collect consoles and stuff anyway but i dont have a gameboy adv or colour so its a good substitute for something more usable
ill send the dac i picked up as well since im here and already talking about it
not that
a little overkill for a phone but it looked cool
anyway im going to work, enjoy life chat
thick plover
wtf
sick trail
Valve spitting on Blizzard
pallid sapphire
Deadlock is Tf2 as Moba
thick plover
Valve spitting on Blizzard
theyre spitting on every single moba ngl
frank hearth
<@235505730768076812> I forgot my twitter is filled with deadlock shit now and t...
i had the same post on the timeline like 20 mins ago
thick plover
And they are doing it for the love of the game
frank hearth
thick plover
they just be fuckin around and shit
thick plover
and by fuckin around I mean they reworked a character from horrid F tier to S+++
and then bumped 50% of the roster from B tier to A and S tier
its cinema
supple lotus
I dont remember... is icefrog doing deadlock?
thick plover
yes
supple lotus
Good
thick plover
thats the animator im pretty sure
he legit changed a characters parry animation because a streamer thought it would be funny
and it is funny
frank hearth
thats the animator im pretty sure
balance i believe
its atleast what mans did in dota
frank hearth
he legit changed a characters parry animation because a streamer thought it woul...
they changed minas aswell
thick plover
okay but shes lame
lash is awesome 
oh it was jbradley thats the animator
i remembered
he the tf2 guy
upbeat verge
tawny parcel
hexed stag
If i didn't start play modpacks, could never improved old games for yourself.
Lu...
blurry
gj
timid hollow
peaky blinders movie good
raven swan
verbal gate
My phone is dying, it's vital I send one last message
Discord mobile sucks balls I can't send videos fuck
timid hollow
we saved a girl from evil men and found an entry to a vault the chosen ones ancestor visit once
what will happen inside?
stay tuned
raven geyser
Are we sure the men were evil or just misguided or misunderstood
chrome zodiac
You ever had ice cream so good you started speaking another language and walked the wrong way to a bench?
vivid swift
timid hollow
Are we sure the men were evil or just misguided or misunderstood
i think guys trying to "have some fun" with a little girl are evil
also, there khans
DEATH TO ZHE KHANS
pliant meteor
Becomes their leader in New Vegas
proven tundra
i think guys trying to "have some fun" with a little girl are evil
Men trying to take their daughters to the carnival:
timid hollow
Becomes their leader in New Vegas
i sent them on a suicide mission against the legion
win win
proven tundra
sand canopy
o7
proven tundra
I had a giant fart just before I heard the news
Did my gas kill him?
The world will never know
pliant meteor
Medical emergency at Hawaii
arctic flicker
Hmm the battle tank for RA looking nice
left mantle
Dark times indeed
oak magnet
rip norris
he traded places with death
he ran so the rest of us could learn how to run
timber oxide
I had a giant fart just before I heard the news
Did my gas kill him?
Your gas is not strong enough to kill him
proven tundra
timber oxide
Your gas is corrosive
proven tundra
untold spear
we know this is the worst timeline because leon didn't continue the redfield bloodline
pallid sapphire
we know this is the worst timeline because leon didn't continue the redfield blo...
instead he married a Porsche
rocky turtle
Hmm the battle tank for RA looking nice
we can use tanks now?
arctic flicker
we can use tanks now? <:POGGIES1:981963701215199332>
almost
pallid sapphire
Hmm the battle tank for RA looking nice
Challenger Falcon stuff
arctic flicker
What to acquire during the steam sale I wonder
proven tundra
Stellaris dlc are being made free
Utopia, Synthetic Dawn, and Humanoids species pack
chrome zodiac
Hmm the battle tank for RA looking nice
Oooh I love
proven tundra
What to acquire during the steam sale I wonder
Nothing on my wish list is on deep discount
chrome zodiac
HAII RATSU
proven tundra
I am well! Except it's snowing
And you?
chrome zodiac
I am well! Except it's snowing
And you?
Ugh, depression hit
timid hollow
deathclaw frends :)
chrome zodiac
And my game takes 7 hours to download
proven tundra
Ugh, depression hit
proven tundra
And my game takes 7 hours to download
A fate worse than death
chrome zodiac
A fate worse than death
Iw anna destroy my routr
proven tundra
🖥️ 
chrome zodiac
Anyway I drew more skunks because I'm bored
And also a random goober(?)
proven tundra
Nice
My younger daughter got into her first choice secondary course, so that was good
chrome zodiac
Maybe I shoulds go over to my mom and bring my uniform over here to my new place
chrome zodiac
My younger daughter got into her first choice secondary course, so that was good
Aww, nice!
chrome zodiac
:3
proven tundra
So at least I won't have to worry if she's in a ditch or something
chrome zodiac
Sounds like you'd miss her, though
copper vapor
chrome zodiac
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cwynpwydp0xt
Oh?
proven tundra
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cwynpwydp0xt
chrome zodiac
Oh that's tragic
proven tundra
Sounds like you'd miss her, though
Of course
Who will I shit post with irl when she's gone
(Answer is her older sister, who I purposely gave autism to so that she'd be trapped with me forever)
timid hollow
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cwynpwydp0xt
fuck
chrome zodiac
Of course
Who will I shit post with irl when she's gone
(Answer is her older sis...
PURPOSEFULLY LMAO
Ah, I'll be right back. Gotta grab stuff from mom
pastel wave
Im being gangstalked by the cia and Indian hackers replaced my mom now an ai chat bot is arguing with me
celest plank
CHUCK NORRIS PASSED AWAY
proven tundra
Dang bro
celest plank
celest plank
https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cwynpwydp0xt
I just got the news
Broo
hopefully Pacino and Eastwood will survive longer
hexed stag
copper vapor
when a game dev says this, they get the torch and pitchfork
pastel wave
Who wins Chuck Norris vs 35 earth worms
timid hollow
am im the only one who likes yellow paint when its done well
sometimes i just have a brain fart and need a small hint
its not different than any climbable edge in far cry having ropes
every
goddamn
rock edge
copper vapor
I don't care about yellow paint either way
games have done this shit since forever, just in different ways
timid hollow
for example the screen you posted of the yellow paint can being tripped over was pretty cool
i like it when its done kinda logical
copper vapor
for example the screen you posted of the yellow paint can being tripped over was...
someone noticed 
thick plover
I don't care about yellow paint either way
games have done this shit since fore...
the sword from shadow of the colossus 
i love it
desert hull
Yellow paint don't bother me but it looks nicer when its something more subtle
copper vapor
the sword from shadow of the colossus <:hellonewstalker3:1116528678122291311>
weaponized yellow paint
hexed stag
I think games aren't made for DLS <:kekw:1284536544333402143>
DSP I think
timid hollow
someone noticed <:thumbsUp2x:1379386230042787941> <:gigachadhandshake:1063221371...
i even scanned the picture if the location for the can makes sense and since it was a construction kinda building it was nice
copper vapor
Doom 2016 had yellow paint in the form of green blinking lights showing you the way
hexed stag
DarkSidePhil
hexed stag
yep
copper vapor
Games nowadays are so full of detail they kinda need to have some sort of indication on where to go and what objects can be interacted (climbable ledges and so on) otherwise the player will waste too much time humping walls
timid hollow
man i remember how often i walked into hallways in space marine that lead to exactly the same door like the one i have to go to, but it wasnt the right one
got annoying at some point, but im also a bit stupid
thick plover
time to see if I still crash on UE5 games
copper vapor
couldn't you at least have picked a good ue5 game
supple lotus
Rivals doing you a favour by crashing
thick plover
and well I already refunded arc raiders with 3 hours on it so I will not try paying and asking steam for a refund again if it doesnt work
that would be edging it hard
timid hollow
and well I already refunded arc raiders with 3 hours on it so I will not try pay...
steam support is so nice
i once returned a game with 8 hours because a patch just broke it like 5 days after buying
thick plover
yes but I don't want to coinflip it considering I'm on a streak of them being nice 4 times in a row
timid hollow
was some weird survival ea game
thick plover
i once returned a game with 8 hours because a patch just broke it like 5 days af...
thats on game developer
now the game not working on my PC is on ME
timid hollow
nah just broke it for me
thick plover
which they don't refund for much
hexed stag
Games nowadays are so full of detail they kinda _need_ to have some sort of indi...
I say that departments feel disconnected - enviornment makers will make a cool looking place, but some other crew will allow you to go only along a single path because most of these "games" are little more than interactive movies
copper vapor
that's nice
they refused to refund a game that I had less than 2 hours in so now I just don't trust valve at all
timid hollow
my specific gpu didnt want to run the game anymore
timid hollow
that's nice
they refused to refund a game that I had less than 2 hours in so now...
most of the time just doing a second refund does it
and it needs to be in 14 days normally ofc
sick trail
hexed stag
people who "play" 'story-driven' "games" should just put on a film instead - that way they don't have to buy a gaming rig to render all that boring shit live
sick trail
12 updates per second
desert hull
<:hmmtodayiwill:1169965389426462730> time to see if I still crash on UE5 games
Every time I see an ad for this game it's just the same character with less clothes lmao
sick trail
people who "play" 'story-driven' "games" should just put on a film instead - tha...
Another L Wind opinion 
hexed stag
Another L Wind opinion <:salute:981963701550727208>
I can't help that you're wrong 
get better 
copper vapor
story driven games can have good gameplay
copper vapor
and it needs to be in 14 days normally ofc
it was less than 7 days after purchase
just depends on the whim of whoever gets your ticket
I tried twice, too
snow tree
people who "play" 'story-driven' "games" should just put on a film instead - tha...
You could just put all of that in one quotation 🥀
copper vapor
the same person got both tickets
zealous depot
sick trail
I can't help that you're wrong <:whatever:982348300499972128>
Like a Dragon is story-driven 
snow tree
Also 3/10 ragebait opinion 
snow tree
90% of games are story driven 
snow tree
Even things like COD Campaign
real ginkgo
rip chuck norris 💔
timid hollow
im playing fallout 2 and its story driven
im playing dragons dogma online and its more or less story driven
left mantle
@verbal lodge @frank hearth 
The cost to craft this is... shudder
timid hollow
and while there are movies that are close, i would say a good cod campaign tops an action movie in terms of uh
entertainment
snow tree
Immersion too
timid hollow
yeah
snow tree
Because you acitvely interact and participate "in it"
You are not just a passenger, outside viewer
left mantle
It's what makes games such an interesting story format
copper vapor
cod campaign is like watching a military action flick with arnold schwarzenegger or something
left mantle
The ability to be more than an observer
snow tree
timid hollow
as much as a death in a movie can hit me, the feeling of seeing a character you actively fought with die is something else
left mantle
The ability to immerse your "viewer, reader, player, etc." in your world means you can do a lot of environmental storytelling and also allow someone to feel more as a part of it
copper vapor
see, even yellow paint can be environmental storytelling
left mantle
Because it's not just "This character moved here" it's "I moved over here by my choice"
thick plover
Every time I see an ad for this game it's just the same character with less clot...
I saw the black cat trailer on youtube
they know what they are doing and who their audiance is
proven tundra
Perverted unemployed people?
left mantle
Welcome to marvel comics.
desert hull
I saw the black cat trailer on youtube
You could tell me Elsa looking lady was the only character and the game is about her ass and I'd have to believe you
left mantle
It was always like this
copper vapor
Welcome to marvel comics.
people seem to forget that
left mantle
Like anything you see in game is more than likely TAME compared to its source
supple lotus
finally my package arrived. wohooo
left mantle
Marvel has done some fuckin WILD character designs.
copper vapor
"marvel is catering to gooners nowadays"
original black cat:
strange trellis
no gecko skinning
sand canopy
finally my package arrived. wohooo
show
untold spear
<:hmmtodayiwill:1169965389426462730> time to see if I still crash on UE5 games
i uninstalled it
thick plover
"marvel is catering to gooners nowadays"
original black cat:
the entire trailer
is just ass
no not bad, literally just ass
untold spear
1: i have never seen a game that takes so unbelievably long to finish a 5gb update
supple lotus
1 of 3 things
untold spear
2: playerbase is way too bitchy about picks
unreasonably bitchy
and their metagaming is literally based on vibes as there is no good source of information for MR
people literally have no idea what is meta and what isn't
left mantle
no not bad, literally just ass
Literally unsurprising considering it's marvel. Its important to remember they were not always owned by the mouse.
untold spear
unless it's something obvious like black widow
sour rivet
Le chuck norris is... le dead?
copper vapor
Le chuck norris is... le dead?
le yes
sour rivet
Damn
proven tundra
pliant meteor
supple lotus
hell ya
copper vapor
welp one of these gotta go so I can install Crimson Desert
halcyon fossil
Le chuck norris is... le dead?
