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That's a cruel punishment
sup nacho 
4chan would show up and.......well there's a wide manner of things they could do
this fucking gif always gets me
i always forget it does that
What are y'all getting on the steam sale
is division 2 worrrrth playing anymore?
this isn't div2
nothing
Div 2 is always nice
i shall 1st try this mf when i come home 
I swear it was way way way
used to play it a LOT when i was younger soo
I ain't getting nothing i got TOO MANY to finish already
Easier than the last time I tried
just dash to it lol
Get some more for the backlog
The only attack I hate is the laser grid
Your character slides around in the air so its hard to dodge it
also i need to swap to aegis dash before i fight dog
the New lmg is quite fun
listen to it ,its gonna be even more funnier
because evasion scarf only works once
Get Flying Soul
and doesnt negate dmg
dunno what that is but sure
Its Thorium thing
I wonder if ubisoft devs had to sacrifice some of their employees to make the realistic mode
thought as much
I wanna get a racing game from the sale
yea they had to test fire the guns on real people to tune the damage numbers
then i cant get that
Should I get forza horizon 5 or the crew motorfest
This thing
You can fly infinitely
And gathering all wings arent too hard
get burnout paradise ciry
bring back arcade racers
No but actually
fuck ass sims with more effort into product placement than gameplay
But if you must fight Sigil it drops the Veil that you can use it like Rod of Discord
Every time you teleport you get 5 seconds of invulnerable
i want my cars to explode and get bent out of shape
boss fights post ml most of the time give infi flight anyways
wtf
bring back arcades
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I wanna get something from the sale
consoom
A few
idk go look
cod is on sale for once
check your wishlist
get wreckfest

for -67%
remake of RE3 is 90% off 
oh damn
This isn't a joke
ah yeah... Steam sales.
Looks at Wishlist
it was free for me wym 
same
so you just want to buy?
99% isnt even available
Rdr2 is -75% and I've never played it
play it
No i wanna get something from the sale and play it
doom tda is on -67% sale
@copper vapor
league of legends is free though
It's exactly the opposite for me
huh
@zealous depot gonna suffer in quasimorph playing on normal 
also u gonna play last epoch? 
its getting new season in 26 march
@zealous depot
good question
oh fuck fire catzilla coming in 5 days 
nope
I have a very fast LMG that reloads not only fast but has a talent where when you reload from empty it increase firing rate even more
maybe when I decide to sub to gamepass again (likely never)
So I just melt bosses and it has 150 rounds

why not buy it now
yeah but this ones stacks damage and crit per round fired

The effect lasts like 3 seconds but it doesnt matter if I empty my gun in 3 seconds 
I run Striker with this LMG so I already stack damage passively
Pussy
(What's the temp read on your end for damage minimums for armor)
wat
oh did you not get that part of 4.7?
huh?
Ships will have a damage alpha minimum to do any damage to their armor
I think it'll be funny to listen to the "pvp" players whine they can't solo an idris in an aurora
pvp players are just tarded

tbh non of the light fighters should be able to harm anything smaller than a connie
you mean larger
yep mb
also actual pvp players are generally not that bad
But the type you'll run into, the "pirates" and the "pvp" players aren't
fun fact: the average pvp player dont have flexible necks, so make sure to have the high ground!
IT'S OVER BIRB

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
DON'T TRY IT
fucking dies because latency difference
slices birb in half
I H-H-H-H-HA---T --OU


at least on the good news front you're not gonna get taken out by a missile hitting a component randomly anymore
good
missiles are just soo fucking weird
sometimes they do fucking nothing
and other times just nuke you
did you take that picture?
already spent too much on games this month 
no
boo
schade
I can live without knowing
fair enough
No amount of nerfs will make that fight enjoyable
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fair, all that's left now is the feared
GL


I really thought it would be a one time movie
There was a third one?
I don't understand how they managed to make 4 of them
Huh
I love having a small ass arena covered in aoes everywhere while I also have to fight 2 additional bosses 3 times in a row because we needed a gimmick for this boss' immune phases 👏
money.
shiii
Because sonic lore is actually a lot bigger than you think it is.
a samurai edge
oh hey krast i'm gonna send an image in a bit, but I want you to guess what the cheapest uber is to run 
i don't play trade or know any fragment prices by heart

guess based on the vibe of the uber
yeah. He's this cheap
I will, I shall be bear again 
You legit pay 2c a run
hold on why is chris with umbrella
it's blue umbrella, they're cool
i wanna try rogue this time probably only one class i didnt played
fragments are a lot more reasonable now since you can target farm what fragments you want
i guess nobody cares about poor sirus anymore
well the t17 that drops his frags shares maven frags.
Blue umbrella
Its the good guys reconstructing the umbrella name to be used for fighting bio terror
i remember the days where people farmed his gem drop
ah
well rolled ones go for multiple ex
The only drops people care about these days are his flask and jewel really, and they aren't crazy
even a massive -10% roll on the jewel is like ~2 div
hell awakener's orb is worth more lmao
the flask is a good drop though too
over 1 div at minimum
Oh hey! A dead birb, noice!



uuuuugh i don wanna wait another month for my sound upgrades -.- fuuuuck

how is quasing? 
Hideo Kojima has killed Hideo Kojima
Been a bit since I played 
kojima engaging in AI slop?
im starting new one on normal soon 
Wait
Am I not suppose to play on normal 
how many times u got into endgame ? 
Not a single time 
Mainly cause I get bored 
p sure its just photoshop
now u got full questline to do 

and trust me civil resistance questline compared to that one is easy
Honestly endgame does not sound fun 
cause u dont have enchanted mercs nor pacts 
of course u gonna get slapped hard

better received on one of the best received souls titles

also i was right about the shield and maul being worse than the maul alone
the shield really does save that thing from being mid

yep AAA dev ready
liquid kojima has killed solid kojima
this isnt half bad
Funny cat with a hitler text and it's all

CAN YOU DIG IT
I'd love to have a fox 

mercenaries in 8 was great
the albert is also retardedly strong
i wish theyd bring back raid mode though
He starts the run with a knife which is redundant since he has fists
shoulder line should rotate too
the green line? thats for forward IK which im not using
bro got a whole ass fallout vault
pretty sure thats a tunneling bore
Halo yee yee ui
looks like he's wearing doom guy helmet
Help me Mister Hitler
GEORGE W. BUSH???????
wtf
Hmmm, roomba, kinda cool lets see
Uhmm yes Roomba uhm yes-
BELLA DIMITRESCU?????
Time to grill a burger
that poor roomba
A L L E N S E X
Ngl
The visual of animation is just very well done
it is
Especially when they do the Scourge Virus scene
ye
It was very haunting
"is this some sort of revenge ?
isnt the whole thing just "bad things happen to viltrumites but they deserved it"?
They do show the ring of Viltrum dead body in comic but holy shit
with the alien?
They made it cosmic level of horror in the show
allen and his lover smash while nolan gets the couch
ok but did they deserve it? 
Based on how they treat their ppl
Yep they had it coming
"btw we are doomed to inbreeding" 
But like to kill billion to justify killing billion is a bit much but ya kno
Its easy task in 40k
isnt it like, multiple other planets?
having so many deaths to the point you have your fucking gravitational ring around your planet just like saturn is nuts
Thadeus told Noland that
"You have killed Billion"
"And we did kill other Billions more"

To cover that the dead count is more than 7 billions
ye
and only 50 left
So way more than earth population
You kno what nuts
This happened after great societal purge
16 billion viltrums 
That cut down 50% viltrum population
They dont specify
viltrumite weaknesses:
bad sound
virus
even so
They just say Billions upon Billions
fartbug
So could be around Trillion
Funny much
with that planet looking like saturn
with the amount of corpses there is around it
All of their population is restocked after Freddy Mercury had sex with all the bugsussy


It has to be
The most hilarious part of the comic
And I died thinking of it all of the time
So like Oliver
speakin of
The bug DNA let them grow fast
oliver is gonna fucking die in like a year
cuz isnt their lifetime 1 human day = 4 bug day ?
To be fair
He kinda brought that to himself
bro already grew up to be a teenager rn
in the span of few months after the incident
mark was still on caskets lmao
He has bug DNA but after growing up his Viltrum DNA kicks in so he substantially slow down aging
oohhh
Cuz Viltrum DNA will always be the actual dominant DNA
Which is why Oliver and Mark have power
yeah that explains the purple color fading away
Cuz their DNA override human/bug DNA

ye
thats what i said
bros gonna die in a year if bug dna keeps going
but like u said
viltrum dna is takin over rn
He gets older than Mark by "later" time (spoiler so I dont say)
But yes
cuz he is less purple rn
expected as much
I should watch TITLE CARD
Biologically Mark will be older than him
Never watched it before 
But physiologically Oliver is older
The show and the comic are very alterred
But they still follow the same plot
Figured as much
They just somehow made Amber more punchable
Atleast its not Witcher levels of altered 
Amber in the comic broke up with Mark I think because she cant stand being ignored by Mark all the time
But she apologize and said their relationship does not work out

What's the different
Sounds like both versions are assholes 
Amber in Comic did not break up with Mark like very very later in the series
One politely stated they dont think the relationship works out
And confront then come out with mutual result
One is like "Nah its your fucking fault, fuck you"
okay i see now
Also comic one is a blondie
Show amber is built different ig
Show one

She is somehow Bl-
For intended purpose my lawyer does not recommend me to follow up with the sentence
Then he shall die
Lmao
We hate Thragg's Voice Acting because he doesn't sound like Comic @oblique belfry

Get a load of twitter
I dont know you can "hear" the fucking paper
Thragging it out
how the fuck do twittards hear words on paper
Also its kinda crazy to think Nolan was about to kill a child
But to be fair
He killed way more people at the end of ss1
what are those
https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2034380567790125547
the humble s1 ep 8 :
You know I always wonder
Why Viltrumite construct roads if ya kno
They fucking fly
by this logic they shouldn't have legs
for the slaves
the non fliers
thank you
@runic condor 
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i wonder how wrong he is as usual
wait
Village on NG+ is kinda funny cause in the beginning when you have to survive the lycan horde you can just kill everyone 
Your mom
your mom is le fatte
booo
kid named courier
calpheon?
it sux


help me name this scary lady
NAKED
She lives in trees and eat berries all day
chat please help me
chat please
chat
blueberry muncher
ball of light sidorovich
!topic
@delicate elbow
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
has to be a shorter name
oops sorry
how much shorter
this is the character limit

i am in call and i vote yes
Okay so that's the only name we've gotten that I'm adding to the list
and thornbark
Thornbark is NOT available
someone yoinked it already
I'm gonna go get water and PISS and when I'm back we'll see what names I can perchance use
These are my darktide names
nice
I think I named my psyker "gaeythoughts" so in the kill feed it'd say "gaeythoughts headexplosion'd pox hound"
congrats to Iedy on the transition
hi cinnamaroll
not enough empty monster energy cans
and these are mine
ofc my ogryn is named CaseOhgryn
but he was too big for the picture

@arctic flicker also 2 characters not level 30?

i mean, i play this game too much tbf
relatively new to the game
add me on fatfish
hold on
XD
gotta get the code
6506700343
here
use that in the social menu
who the fuck are you?

you aint the right guy
(inb4 i just declined him)

possible
that was me
no
i dont care, i just wanna make sure i didnt just decline mr. spanish (what do i call him...)

i doubt he would be called erinthenardo

fair
probably playing a mission rn
considering no response to the code, so i will just wait


So i'm back
no one submitted any more usable names
therefore
GimmeBerries wins
where's the ref
aten
Also under the cat
wanted to counter-offer a name, but that's a pretty solid one
is that a tauren named milkcel?
yes

am i gonna stay up until 3 am just to watch the peaky blinders movie
sounds like a plan tbh
cant be spoiled then
okay someone here who played fo2
what time is it now for you
yes? 
do i need to get my car stolen to visit the chopshop?
ye
oh wait im stupid
yes
maybe later
sent

okay nvm it comes out in uh
6:30 hours
so no i wont stay awake 
nah i suck at timezones
both?
i only know mine and rest is whatever
both 
Yeah
yeah im gonna haul my ass to the den to get some fusion cells from smitty because my car got stuck in vault city
but thats fine cause i need to bring the vault guy some jet
what is this nonsense, you dont play for 4 hours at a time?
blasphemy

you have a life???? heresy
im still pissed we lost this as an emote ^
the what now
since when there is a movie
the movie is in works like idk
oh they started filming in 2024
newer than i thought
fuck off
What the heck is this hyped thing
your car is getting stolen
this infinite grenade arbites thing is awesome
you can just solve hordes with 2 button presses
horde of fodder you dont want to deal with? arbites grenade. tons of heavy enemies and you need a moment to breathe? arbites grenade
a 1 size fits all can of solutions

CAR
some system to promote videos so it can gain views easier and quicker

mighty fallout 2 players
is there only one upgrade to the car
im tempted to kill this people, fuck the free energy cells
it is also done by the viewers
not the creator of the video

fairly certain its only 1 upgrade for making it efficient or some shit like that
either way if you have the car I doubt you have problems feeding it anyway
had so far but i found enough to refill 1,5 times on t-rays lifeless body
im gonna do some new reno quests and then go to ncr and san fran for first time, i think they sell that stuff there anyway
and i have loaaaads of guns in my trunk to trade
I do whatever I do whenever a game has thievery mechanics, steal everything
yeah you need fairly decent pickpocketing
stats
if you want, you can pickpocket the bozar from the gun shop guards at shady sands
53% is rough
also the average luck, shame its either a dump stat or go full in
needed as much as possible in pe and agil
and int obviously for zhe skillz
thats why i only have 1 charisma, need to find some mentats to get marcus and cassidy with me
I DID WHAT
GET THAT FUCKING HEDGEHOG OUT OF HERE
You did what
im tempted
@sour rivet what class should Ba'Zinga be on NA
okay lets say i did a dumb thing and accidentaly let lloyd escape
i guess i will have to kill all salvatores
oopsie
what do you posess
Everything but the arcanist
Because that's what you get when you don't give them the money they don't deserve

oh ffs I have to do the tutorial again
first crime family ded
uh oh
I'm not gonna play crimson desert for now, actually
120 gb 
I'll just keep it handy for next time someone does the "western game dev was here" meme
prison
ok so we're back to coldharbor
interestin g
honestly just let us choose our expansion tutorial smh
150 even
i think on console even more due to some weird stuff
friend said something that microsoft store shows 200+ on xbox
Well i just bought crimson desert for cs go cases so ima be playin that thang allright
what
Cases mean sell mean moneyu
gloves case was 20 euro like 1 month ago
but you said you bought it for cases
this is what it says to me
I was technically right
like game gives cases
probably realized they can delete 26 gigs of useless stuff when the first bad reception happened
i like the known issues patch note:
One thing said something about losing all controll after stealing an appple from the stall
New game releases my beloved
hideo misses snake so much
he misses him so bad
@sour rivet so, what do be your account name kind sir
"i only wanted to do one game" my fucking ass
@BirbBrain
Would you want to employ a khajiit?
yeag
yeag
fuuuuck
also isnt it subscription
no
was it subscription
The only mmo i ever played that truly delivered was Dungeons and dragons neverwinter
well thats when i heard about it
at the age of 11 i thought no bad game subscription
oh they dropped subscription when they released for console
we still have a sub but not needed
yeah but no
unless you like to inventory manage as a crafter
i wanna play ddo but find no time for that
have to finish fallout 2
then i have to finish max payne 1
this man has no time
then i have to finish armored core silent line
then i have to finish max payne 2
i also wanted to play black ops 3 campaign
and then i play max payne 3
train go boom
and then i have to play armored core nexus
and then i have to play armored core last raven
and then
and then
and then
boom
minute 1 hotfix type shit
whu
The questline
ah right
What's funny is
On my first character
I remember that I was allowed to select where do I want to go after the tutorial
the adamantine tower
And I reached this specific area with this questline much later
By accident
Because I got fucking lost
I need some shoes, bruh
they're around
HOW THE FUCK DID SOME WOLVES PULL ME OUT OF MY CAR
okay lets ask the real questions
how the fuck do they dye their hair in the apocalypse
okay i guess you can make green out of a lot of stuff but still
exploring the blood alpha builds is so cool i'm nerding out like crazy
old paint cans 
powdered juice
failed to stop the guy from blowing himself up in ncr powerplant
core damaged, lady tries to repair
nothing happens for 5 minutes, i rest 5 minutes and close pip boy
boom
first crash in the classic games
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i fucking hate playing rolling steel in darktide
worst operation
because every single person who plays it
is mentally retarded
so you just fail because everyone is too busy doing anything but the objective
so i usually just back my ass out of the mission if it looks like the others took too long/died too much
also saw someone with the poxbreaker title in that mission, he died 3 times
what a shitter for someone with 1000000 kills
I hate rolling in steel

anyways
just played another op
got 3 fucking numpties
they died when together, i went off alone and LIVED
i was last alive, while with no coherency bonuses
no help
yet these 3 buffoons died
in a group
what the fuck
one of them was hive scum, arguably the most OP class
literally baffled
honestly same
the timing are waaay to strict
not even
its fine
if your teammates have more than a fucking pecan in their skull
but usually, they dont
nurgles brainrot took over
all they can do is swing on enemies
and then die
because they never push, dodge, or use combos
or they use chainsword
because that makes sense

chainsword is a piece of shit
the eviscerator is fine, slow, but fine
but the veteran chainsword is so ass
as i said tho, one of those guys had the kill 1000000 heretics title
meaning theyre clearly not new
but theyre retarded or something
because they died 3 times

lol

theyre also playing scum
which as stated above, is easily top 3
but those go hand in hand
for the most part
not really
Hi @quiet abyss
even if you're the absolute worst dogshit player in the game you're still killing something every match
alo frota
How's ur game goin
good, besides the other players being terrible
Classic
yeah, he mustve played like 5000 matches with how bad he is
or sorry, 50000
because if youre dying this much
you arent killing very many
which means you got to play a LOT of matches
buddy mustve farmed malice difficulty
like im no havoc 40 main, sweaty goblin darktide player
but god i could at least PLAY havoc 40 and not feel terrible at the game
this guy couldnt POSSIBLY make it to 20
@zealous depot taco is a great example, hasnt played much darktide, yet ive never seen him fully die 3 TIMES in one mission
EVER
like how do you play that much and STILL be bad

see. it's not about being good at the game
"do thing X times" is never about skill
i know, but usually its a decent show of skill
not always
but 99% of people with that title are quite proficient
also the fact he was level 90 on hive scum is also usually a tell that theyre not a bad player
but i suppose im holding them to too high a standard
doesnt help that havoc reset recently
meaning that anyone whose played to havoc 20, 30 or 40
doesnt have a rank
so you cant gauge it off that

@vital venture alo
are you dead


im going bathroom, when i return gimme answer
@vital venture get your ass back here
im doing a bit give me a minute


is bro ok

Been drinking the good stuff
Good morning lettuce’s ghost
"all of you run, i'll hold her back" ass image
this ragebaits me so hard
why does everyone think its vas
its was
arghhhhh
grrrrrr
Shut up, German
Dreckige polensau
Schweineviech
Mistmade
Die Muschi deiner Mutter sieht aus wie Pulled Pork
Gute nacht du schlappschwanz
doch
How much did netenyahu pay you to say this
Mods
The mett muncher is yelling nonsense again
is that withoutpixel?

cs 2 is pro israel now?
i had funzios
Brother man never answered the question
Idf is literally in the game
no.
Bastard 


my bad
Shakespeare isn't dead
Dont worry about it

less than 10% dip
games dea dguys
I wont be able to get on tomorrow at all prob
I have a take home test I have to do when I get home
is it?
Imma toss a frog in a dumpster because of you

What about sm2 
Only the sony CFO can decide when it dies 
wtf
thought these guys were french
lmao
stop uoohhing bitte
@little depot meow
Correction needed?
????
it's actually pretty amazing the amount of weird shit people post here and then pretend there are no implications
ich sehe dich
a sensei of sorts?


Are you schizophrenic or something
who are you quoting?
Me

wholesome posting from sparter
weird
im used to obscure spanish memes

spain spanish still puzzles me













