╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

ugly ass cat

[oblique belfry]

https://tenor.com/view/soda-gif-8026056502744469335

[left mantle]

Also i'm hitting the minmax portion of my poe build

Only way out is up now

[oblique belfry]

anyways its pitch black now

cant even see my own reflection

gonna listen to some doomer music now

[left mantle]

I need to remake my shield with a better block chance and spell damage, replace my jewels with higher tier modifier ones and shit will be pristine.

[upbeat verge]

big numbers?

[untold spear]

it's wednesday

[oblique belfry]

i still despise this luck i have

[upbeat verge]

alright

[oblique belfry]

everytime i go off to visit my sister bangers gets released / trailers

[upbeat verge]

time for hte final tale of Iki island

to defeat The Eagle

[left mantle]

I'm about to hit a 100mil max damage breakpoint

[oblique belfry]

anyways gonna binge em all on my duo's pc

[upbeat verge]

also

I turned on minimal HUD mode which makes shit even more cinematic

[left mantle]

I'm at 98 mil damage maximum right now

[upbeat verge]

shit's crazy

Love it

also

[lucid latch]

[upbeat verge]

I never turn on bloom but for Ghost of Tsushima I did

[oblique belfry]

do u guys have that type of friend where you can just waltz into their house and nobody would bat an eye ? including the parents

[upbeat verge]

Yes.

I am that friend

[oblique belfry]

[upbeat verge]

funnily enough

[oblique belfry]

its so funny to me that you are part of their family and in the same way he is part of yours as well

i look at current friendships and most of the time it ends with either fake ones where they just keep lyin to each other

or traumatize

[upbeat verge]

Lowkey tho

[untold spear]

i'm an adult, so no

[oblique belfry]

the fuck ?

adults can have friends

[upbeat verge]

I think I prefer ghost of tsushima when it comes to the cinematography compared to god of war

idk why man

Both are epic but

the way each shot is structured in tsushima

[proven tundra]

My daughter is interviewing for her job

[oblique belfry]

[untold spear]

not what i meant

[upbeat verge]

it's just so smooth so elegant

[upbeat verge]

shit I say when i shave my balls

[oblique belfry]

i got ghosted 4 times now

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

I ain't evne looking for job

[sour rivet]

you did not need to say that

[upbeat verge]

mom thinks I am

but I ain't

[oblique belfry]

i will tell your mom

[upbeat verge]

I WILL PERSONALLY SEE THAT I PISS IN YOUR CHAI IF YOU DO

[sour rivet]

get a job bozo

[proven tundra]

Calling Ivan's mom rn

[oblique belfry]

friendly fire will not be tolerated!

[uneven sapphire]

Just join the Turkish army

[oblique belfry]

hell no

[proven tundra]

Got her on speed dial

[sour rivet]

well thats too damn bad!

[upbeat verge]

and do what

[untold spear]

rat, mind if i ask you

[upbeat verge]

get exploded by a missile?

[untold spear]

are you retired?

[uneven sapphire]

Be a combat kebap chef

[oblique belfry]

more like be a slave for 6 months

just doing orders from higher up

[proven tundra]

I have decided to not work anymore cause my health is bad
Luckily I have money and no mortgage

I'm not retired retired tho

[untold spear]

that's nice

[proven kelp]

https://stupidpenisx.com/IdleSloth84_/status/2034282372737143062

Idle Sloth (@IdleSloth84_)

Original vs DLLS 5 with Tweaked Tonemap vs DLLS 5

via: Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/hardware/comments/1rvwube/dlss_5_fixing_it_in_post/

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 18, 2026, 2:54 PM

[untold spear]

i intend to work around 20 years then dip

[proven kelp]

this is actaully not horrible

don't get me wrong it does set a really bad precedent and devs will use it as as a crutch the same way the used previous versions of DLSS for performance

[proven tundra]

I worked in hospital pharmacy for 25 years

[proven kelp]

but with tweaks it's nowhere near as bad

[sour rivet]

gen ai is still genai

[proven kelp]

it's running LOCALLY on your pc, hence why you need insane computing power (2 5090s) to actually run it

[proven tundra]

I can draw my pension in another 20 when I turn 65 lol

[little depot]

I'm acing it

[sour rivet]

okay???

[little depot]

And by it

[sour rivet]

its still genai

[little depot]

Let's just say

[proven kelp]

????

[little depot]

My combat

[proven kelp]

what's the gripe with that

[uneven sapphire]

[little depot]

Uhhh generative ai big bad

[proven kelp]

i don't like genai at all but this is basically just enhancing

[little depot]

Are you stupid or something

[proven tundra]

I saw you were playing war thunder
This is better than that at least

[blazing maple]

TROUT!!!

[proven tundra]

[snow tree]

Great now lets see in motion

[oblique belfry]

clean this tank

[upbeat verge]

another reason why it looks bad is because their faces are simply too well lit
its as if they have 5 ring lights in different positions

[sour rivet]

damn you post images like crazy

[upbeat verge]

and as kreo implied those are still screenshots

[uneven sapphire]

This shit from the 80s don’t worth cleaning

[proven kelp]

yes that's the main gripe, every frame looks like studio lighting

[snow tree]

That's because the AI was trained on influencers photos that use ring lights

[upbeat verge]

which obv u can't get when youre on some space ship

[crisp skiff]

Yea i dont think management is gonna let the devs take the time to fine tune it to match the art style like Jensen said todo

[sour rivet]

also devs werent even asked about dlss5

[proven kelp]

the issue is that nvidia literally didn't tell what DLSS 5 is to devs

[upbeat verge]

imagine playing skyrim and everyone's faces look like a MKBHD video man

[little depot]

Voy a tocarte

[oblique belfry]

wot

[snow tree]

Fish 10

[sour rivet]

destruction of an artstyle

[little depot]

I love killing nazis

[upbeat verge]

also why are they making a secondary lightning filter or w/e with dlss

[little depot]

Oh ig war thunder is whatever too

[upbeat verge]

whats literalyl what ray tracing is supposed to be for

did we forget thatexists

[proven kelp]

they just told them "hey can we use your game for DLSS5" without explaining what it si

[blazing maple]

fish collection

[upbeat verge]

u sir , are a fish.

[little depot]

Total trout victory

[blazing maple]

We trouting today

[upbeat verge]

azu I'm playing ghost of tsushima

[little depot]

I'm eating my pillow

[sour rivet]

no that was a few days ago

trout derby

[little depot]

Don't kill me

[upbeat verge]

?

[little depot]

I am just a fish

[crisp skiff]

They will prob release documentation soon but rn yea a lot is unknown.

Don't have high hopes for this tho

[upbeat verge]

pillows aren't yummy

nobody does

it looks bad

[little depot]

Pillows are delicious

[snow tree]

Fry em up

[little depot]

Nom nom nom nom nom

[proven kelp]

yeah since it's basically running image generation/enhancement locally on your PC every frame there's gonna need to be like a generation of gpus before it becomes even remotely valuable and viable

[little depot]

And it looks absolute dogshit anyway

[sour rivet]

haha thats what they said about ray tracing

[blazing maple]

gotta fillet 'em first

[sour rivet]

no
grill them whole

[proven kelp]

ray tracing can literally run relatively fine now lol

yes it took a bit but new technologies need time to be integrated and adapted

[crisp skiff]

I think the size issue will be the other way around where the model is too small to generalize

[little depot]

Remove the fish guts first?

[upbeat verge]

are they gonna kiss

[little depot]

Nah

In the sequel they do tho

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

also collecting some meat, i also got some plants

[sour rivet]

those arent plants

[little depot]

Eyes are plants

[little depot]

They photosynthesize

And produce chlorophyll

[proven tundra]

Practically pork sounds like a beyond meat type thing

[little depot]

UK gov banned naming plant based milk "milk"

[proven tundra]

Is this meat?
No! It's Practically Pork ™

[little depot]

I can't believe it's not bacon

[blazing maple]

time for Malk

[sour rivet]

mulk

[proven tundra]

Pilk

[proven kelp]

i think it's just a matter of time but also NVIDIA is probably just using this as testing grounds or whatever, gaming is only a small % of their revenue atp

they don't give a shit about gamers anymore

[green granite]

@oblique belfry i want to make an announcement Ceaseless Void is a bitch ass mother fucker whose has no dick no quill

[blazing maple]

FREE DOG!

[little depot]

I bleed pilk

[little depot]

Money isn't real

We barter in eyeballs

Hazel ones go for the most

[proven tundra]

[proven kelp]

someone mentioned that NVIDIA purposefully overtuned the DLSS5 showcase because with proper lighting there is a visible difference but it's not very big, not enough to justify TWO 5090s

[sour rivet]

yeah sure

[proven kelp]

why hazel eyes specifically

[little depot]

Some evil south African woman hoards them all anf now the value is artificially inflated

[upbeat verge]

@plucky jolt

[green granite]

Why Azu is here?

Bingo?

[oblique belfry]

i like its potion

vacuuming every item drops

[crisp skiff]

Oh dang its with 2 5090s?

Yea implementation is fucked even if its perfect that's dumb

[left mantle]

Me when I selectively choose what I think looks good from my new product and it's unequivocal dogshit

[proven kelp]

yeah

[crisp skiff]

Lol I can see the first months of this bring rough.

I mean good they didn't release it like this but if I was a betting man I would bet this shit does not work on launch

[real aspen]

buh

that's retarded

[crisp skiff]

Hopefully his cousin likes gamers more

[sour rivet]

i love doing a objective based gamemode and nobody does the objective

[rocky turtle]

hohenheim canto tomorrow

[green granite]

Its fight is such a bitch tho

Idk why they made its projectile so hard to predict and not only that

[sand canopy]

dlss5 is a total joke

[green granite]

Shit always mach speed at you carrying all projectile

[oblique belfry]

5th time now

[green granite]

Tbh yeh

[oblique belfry]

5th time u say a boss is a bitch / miserable to fight

[green granite]

Im not great w calamity bosses

[oblique belfry]

youll get it eventually

[green granite]

Took me a while to figure out Profaned Goddess

Then Ceaseless Void just bitch slapped me

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

[green granite]

I hope Devour of God isnt as bad as I fought it back in 2018

But we'll see

[left mantle]

get fucked

[sour rivet]

actual dumbasses

no one grabbing the damn ball

i just want my flame damage scribe

i miss 3 team battleground

[blazing maple]

just saw a worgen with a terrible name

[blazing maple]

they will never be balling

[sour rivet]

sniff him

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-2-sad-cry-james-sunderland-gif-5995293816182195852

[sour rivet]

do it now

[blazing maple]

I took poison damage

me rn

[sour rivet]

deserved

[rocky turtle]

succ

[sour rivet]

maybe next time you'll uh

you will uh...

idk

skin yourself

[spiral summit]

It was such a shit fight last time I tried it. Legit just tanked half of it because its annoying as hell

[copper vapor]

dammit I wanted to send a DLSS 5 meme but it's nsfw

[sour rivet]

[spiral summit]

DLSS 5 is related to the DLSS AI frame generation right? The one that gives you extra frames right?

[sour rivet]

dlss 5 is using genai to """"upgrade""" the textures

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

YOU ALREADY WAVED

[rocky turtle]

u didnt waved back fkr

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1483587050493055196/beats-you-to-a-pulp.gif

[snow tree]

I hope Nvidia burns down

[rocky turtle]

https://tenor.com/view/library-of-ruina-angela-project-moon-low-tier-god-gif-119869397068642979

[copper vapor]

no DLSS 5 is a new AI slop tech that "enhances" graphics in real time by making it look like AI prompted bullshit

[snow tree]

It's just stable diffusion

[copper vapor]

stable deez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BggdJLnSevQ

[sour rivet]

the only thing stable will be my empty wallet due to not buying into it

[left mantle]

It's very telling that the examples they decided to show were so fucking godawful.

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-1283

[left mantle]

There was no chance i'll ever believe it will look good

[copper vapor]

I really wanted to post a meme but I can't

[spiral summit]

Yea but I enable something called DLSS on a bunch of my games. And it still uses AI frame gen

[copper vapor]

you're in the other server tho so you can see it

[left mantle]

dw I saw it

[snow tree]

Just ping iedy

It will be fine then

[copper vapor]

technically I can post it since mods posted worse shit

but you never know when they wake up on the wrong side of the bed

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

is this javier bardem

yes it is lmao

[proper maple]

Sometimes it actually looks good

[untold spear]

turns out that objects can't look uncanny

[copper vapor]

someone somewhere is saying the right image "ruined the art style" because it's more colorful and the lighting is a bit brighter

[real aspen]

i like the brighter part

but it's too fucking shiny

[untold spear]

maybe it can happen, but not in that particular image

[copper vapor]

at least AI got it right that some fruit aren't supposed to look glossy

[copper vapor]

I'm sure there's someone on reddit malding about it right now

[thick plover]

gamer

played with the serbs I met on deadlock and I was getting blamed for the loss in the end we took

i was supposed to fight more as vyper apparently when I am late game carry and we also have seven

cinema

[oblique belfry]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY SISTER FOUND SNORLAX PLUSHIE

[left mantle]

play the pokeflute

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

get it out of the way

[sour rivet]

oh i can buy spell scripts from guild traders? i wonder how mu-

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AOhPGdijK0

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

just a flesh wound

[proven tundra]

Dang

[forest acorn]

I do think the lighting is still wrong

[copper vapor]

[proper maple]

Dlss5 doesn't change shaders

[real aspen]

butt

[copper vapor]

what did I say @untold spear

[forest acorn]

That's not what I said at all

[proper maple]

Shaders are
specialized, short computer programs that run on the Graphics Processing Unit (GPU) to determine the final appearance of 3D objects and pixels on a screen. They are crucial in rendering pipelines for graphics, controlling lighting, shadows, colors, and textures, as well as handling vertex transformations and vertex positions.

Oh

Well you might be right

[left mantle]

More than might

[copper vapor]

more than right

[left mantle]

Tone mapping is off and there's 100% a lighting source that wasn't there before

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM4IXo3hcUQ

the font on "main mission' reminds me of nms

[proven tundra]

That font is ass

[copper vapor]

lmao the protagonist is even dubbed "the traveler"

[proven tundra]

I paid for the whole word please let me see the whole word

[copper vapor]

this seems like legally distinct Mass Effect

damn, Wasp with an energy shield

[untold spear]

but we already have mass effect

[sour rivet]

wheres me4

[untold spear]

ask ur mom

lmao gottem

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-7434634924845802139

[copper vapor]

gooner art

[tiny notch]

spent about 5 hours on this

[sick trail]

Man, I do not speedrun RoR2 at all

[tiny notch]

please dont risk me

[sour rivet]

no need to speedrun

[sick trail]

I'll risk you rn

[sour rivet]

collect EVERYTHIIING

[rocky turtle]

fixed them

[copper vapor]

risk everything

get it
because it's
risk
of rain

[proven tundra]

I don't get it

[copper vapor]

you know

risk

the uh

board game

[proven tundra]

Oh

[real aspen]

face still looks like butt

[onyx vigil]

yo

[real aspen]

what is primal about again

[untold spear]

man with dog

[pallid raft]

goddamn fuckin bears n shit

[real aspen]

seems to be random bullshit but caveman

not that im complaining

goes hard as fuck

[pallid raft]

farcry primal?

i assume thats what u mean

[real aspen]

the show

[pallid raft]

oh

[untold spear]

no

[copper vapor]

primal primal

[pallid raft]

idk i havent seen it

play farcry primal though its peam

[untold spear]

from the same guy that made that one show that was a tax write off

you know the one

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

but they are properly black thos the name

[proven tundra]

Samurai Jack?

[untold spear]

no

[proven tundra]

Clone Wars?

[untold spear]

that one where the teenagers became a robot

[proven tundra]

Power Rangers?

[untold spear]

lmao

[proven tundra]

(I don't actually know what the tax write off show is)

[copper vapor]

it's probably just yap

[proven tundra]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sym-Bionic_Titan

?

[untold spear]

yeah

that one

[proven tundra]

I've never heard of it so I just took a guess that was the one

[copper vapor]

I googled "which genndy tartakovsky animation is a tax write-off" and it gave me something called Fixed

[untold spear]

there seems to be a lot of those

i asked chatgpt and it said inifinity train

infinity train had 3 seasons lmao

[real aspen]

😂

[untold spear]

what is bub yapping about

[proven tundra]

It was a tax write off

[copper vapor]

lmao this is just a blonde version of the chick that samurai jack marries

[untold spear]

show was actually pretty good

had some politics shit going on

[copper vapor]

exact same thing just changed the hair color and gave her freckles

[proven tundra]

You can't just say every triangle chin woman is the same mbo

Fucking racist

[copper vapor]

same face syndrome doesn't apply just to anime after all

[proven tundra]

[bitter spire]

Vc

Bbc

[bitter spire]

Bbf

[onyx vigil]

[bitter spire]

NNN

IM becoming a wizard rn

[copper vapor]

congrats! you didn't call her a foid this time

you're improving

[bitter spire]

Bbf

[onyx vigil]

my pronouce are attack helicopter

[sour rivet]

bro is stuck in 2016

[untold spear]

lymin alt

[onyx vigil]

[copper vapor]

good year to be stuck in tbh

it's no 2018 but still good

[sour rivet]

wellllll

a lot a shit happened in 2016

[real aspen]

ds3 was released in 2016

anyway lemme get this straight

[copper vapor]

doom was released in 2016

[slim magnet]

doom was released in 1993

[copper vapor]

also correct

[green granite]

@oblique belfry pulled a lot of bs but killed Polterghast

I skipped progression

[copper vapor]

don't blame me, blame id software for being retarded and giving the same name to two games

[onyx vigil]

lul

[blazing maple]

i was 16 in 2016

[pliant chasm]

hitman was also in 2016

[sour rivet]

OLD

OLD

OLD

[onyx vigil]

wait does anyone even say lul anymore

[copper vapor]

baby

[pliant chasm]

kys fetus

[onyx vigil]

i was 9 in 2016

[slim magnet]

what is bro implying

[copper vapor]

real and true

[sour rivet]

no

[onyx vigil]

hes a fetus

[copper vapor]

birb finally outing himself as too young to use discord

[real aspen]

a caveman with pet dinosaur discovered a viking civilization, killed most of them to free his crush, got hunted by the remaining dad and son, killed the son, dad went to hell, became a demon thing, meanwhile the caveman got captured by egyptian civilization and is now raiding indians with them

[pliant chasm]

you're too early to make an imapct
do it before it's too late

[real aspen]

[onyx vigil]

wut

[copper vapor]

he's summarizing Primal

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/waffling-gif-26189788

[onyx vigil]

far cry primal?

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/summon-meme

[pliant chasm]

thank god it's gone

[copper vapor]

Primal Primal

[real aspen]

and this fire demon thing can walk on water

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

[sour rivet]

imma be fr
i dont think my brain matured that much since like 2019

[onyx vigil]

seriously?

[pliant chasm]

if people still say lul or lel in this day they should be killed

[sour rivet]

release me from my torment

[copper vapor]

we noticed.

[sour rivet]

ok bro

i was being CHILL

[onyx vigil]

uh ok

[sour rivet]

and you are being MEAN

[onyx vigil]

lul

[copper vapor]

I almost punched someone for saying "lol" out loud irl back in college

and it wasn't even a conscious action

[onyx vigil]

[copper vapor]

was entirely reflexive and nearly happened within less than half a second

[pliant chasm]

people who say twitch emotes irl

[copper vapor]

only reason I didn't do it is because the dude wasn't within punching range

[onyx vigil]

i think this is someones game https://youtu.be/ujZdhrW-Jg8?si=1LlVsrWEJETy_jK5

[copper vapor]

definitely a game of all time

one of the games ever, truly.

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/JosephFox_088/status/2034127639561040166

JosephFox2 (@JosephFox_088)

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[untold spear]

damn bros

i think i need to change and grow as a person

[onyx vigil]

cod games weapon sounds after 2021 aka 2022 and beyond makes me want to puke for how bad they sound, all of them sounds plastic and polymer and doesnt even sound nice and smooth to the ears bleeh

[onyx vigil]

eat fruit

[untold spear]

nah

[proven tundra]

pog

[sour rivet]

[proven tundra]

not quite as good as a cat key chain but it'll do

[copper vapor]

jankenpo is fun

[upbeat verge]

dude that's so cool they gave the final boss of the iki island dlc elden ring delayed attaks

omg I love this

it's a complete joke so amazing

I can alreayd tell this will be a retarded boss fight

[slim magnet]

i've always been pro change in hunt as it's just new ways to experience the game and at the end of the day just new content

even degenerate shit like gunrunner and going sniper spitzer and auto 5

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/who-tf-starts-a-conversation-like-that-who-the-fuck-starts-a-conversation-like-that

[sour rivet]

not that hard

[slim magnet]

but adding a trait that lets you hear footsteps 200m away is insane

[copper vapor]

[slim magnet]

there's just no way to justify that in a stealth based pvp fps

[upbeat verge]

I'm on lethal with sarugami armoy

basically 1 mistake and I'm dead

[sour rivet]

dont make one then

[copper vapor]

[slim magnet]

because everyone liked the 40 minute stalemates from way back then so now crytek brought them back but instead of happening at the boss compound it now happens ON SPAWN

[upbeat verge]

aaaah shiet

u right

[sour rivet]

i got my shit kicked in a lot too dw

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

play defensively then the moment a opening appears go full offense

[upbeat verge]

thing is it's a ghost of tsushima boss

they spam red attacks 99% of the time

kinda lame but its the way theyre designed

[sour rivet]

i
never been spammed by red attacks

[upbeat verge]

also

I can't fucking get the timing

of her parryable attack

she does this weird delay thing

JUST like a fucking ER boss man

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/CultureCrave/status/2034336401614061736?s=20 @blazing maple

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)

'Subnautica 2' Early Access release is confirmed for May 2026 🤿

(via @IGN)

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 18, 2026, 6:29 PM

[left mantle]

They ain't fuckin around to let krafton take the bonus away again

[raven geyser]

Peripeteia got me walking 20 identical flights of stairs and still somehow enjoying it

Play it

[sour rivet]

they have full control now

[upbeat verge]

holy shit

[sour rivet]

krafton cant do SHIT now

[upbeat verge]

her stab attack is delayed by 3 years man @sour rivet

omggg

[untold spear]

slavjank

[upbeat verge]

shes literally morgot

[copper vapor]

so soon?

[sour rivet]

it was supposed to release last year

[copper vapor]

Halo CE making me walk through 20 identical corridors

[raven geyser]

It will either suck massive ass or be goat

[copper vapor]

yeah but with the whole CEO shenanigans it's kinda soon to release it just 2 months after the guy comes back

early access, so probably option A

[upbeat verge]

I legit can't get the flow of her fight

shes so

different than 99% of the other fights

omg

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-halo-starcat-gif-24823614

[raven geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/peripeteia-marie-anime-dance-lucky-star-gif-16994523863661983762

[marsh cargo]

70% of halo CE is the color grey

[sour rivet]

bitch ass light bulb

[upbeat verge]

I love that

lethal as a difficult

is only lethal for u

not the bosses

10/10 design

literally skyrim legendary difficulty

[untold spear]

madness project nexus does this for both you and enemies

[quiet abyss]

Im going into the sm2 break cycle sadly

So i wont play it as much tbh

[upbeat verge]

ronin armor
renowned for super high dmg
all dmg charms
literally chipping away her health

I see

sucker punch went with the uhh unnecessarily tanky boss fight for no reason whatsoever because "haha difficulty'

[green granite]

Qwait

This game hasnt came out?

[sour rivet]

rock liver

[jovial torrent]

one of my friends just toldme to add this to my wishlist
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1198970/I_Am_Jesus_Christ/

Steam

I Am Jesus Christ

Travel back over 2,000 years and walk in the footsteps of Jesus Christ - from His baptism to the resurrection. Inspired by the New Testament, I Am Jesus Christ offers a unique spiritual simulation experience.

Are you ready to resist temptation in the desert, heal the sick, and uplift those in need? Perform over 30 meaningful miracles - from…

Release Date

Apr 2, 2026

[sour rivet]

finally

a good game

gta6 got NOTHING on this

[upbeat verge]

WHY IS THERE A CUTSCENE

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BOSS BATTLE

THIS IS LITERALLY ELDEN RING MAN WTF

I"M LOSING IT

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

ok nvm this is actually a peak cutscene

[sour rivet]

nevermind

[upbeat verge]

I take it back

HOLY SHIT THE MUSIC KICKS IN @sour rivet

OMG THIS IS PEAK

HOLY SHIT

WITH THE SUNSET

[left mantle]

Also I love how the IGN article says "Both developer Unknown Worlds and publisher Krafton have agreed" as if Krafton actually had a say this time

[upbeat verge]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[green granite]

Get Profaned Goddess' throwing weapon

Very peam

[sour rivet]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[oblique belfry]

i thought i said this

could be wrong tho

its pretty annoying to check history on phone compared to pc

[green granite]

Pretty sure you said the leviathan tooth but lemme see

[upbeat verge]

@sour rivet AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHAHAHAHAH SHITTTT THIS IS SO EPICCCC

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Wambufan512/status/2034339353443627456?s=20 @oblique belfry @halcyon fossil

Blair! (@Wambufan512)

↪️ Replying to @ULTRAKILLMedia

@ULTRAKILLMedia freind sent me this gif i felt like i had to do this

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 18, 2026, 6:41 PM

[oblique belfry]

because i can

[untold spear]

i did this

in fact, i ignored the blue arm (whatever the fuck it's called) after i got the red one

it's much moar fun to punch enemies in the face and heal from it

[rocky turtle]

fuck you drops boulder

[tiny notch]

#🎪bruh-fart living up to its name again

[tiny notch]

is doomfist stupid u need the blue arm for that

[sour rivet]

wretched place

i swear it used to be better back in 2023

[tiny notch]

i go there for an ivan ping and get told pussily to kill myself

dipshit couldnt even say it

"you like rope dont you" "survivor ship bias"
tell me to kill myself loser

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry @left mantle

we have your shop in OW

[tiny notch]

why does overwatch look like a mobile game

[pliant chasm]

first try v2
unc still got it

[tiny notch]

now Prank P-2

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

i'll have you know i pranked gabriel before p1 was a thing

don't mess with me

[left mantle]

that's crazy

[copper vapor]

pls give the smol 5 man indie studio a break on their meme game

[sour rivet]

but it'd be so funny to have people doing several different voices

or y'know
challenge the average gamers ability to read

[copper vapor]

it'd be oblivion all over again
the same 5 VAs voicing 300 npcs

[copper vapor]

HAH

you're funny

[sour rivet]

ufnny

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-gif-18533608

[sour rivet]

surely those who will play it read the bibble

[timid hollow]

zhe bibble

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-bibble-fairytopia-gif-20972502

[copper vapor]

fnuy

[copper vapor]

the diddle

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/cl08-gif-8906087

[raven geyser]

Mmmm

[raven geyser]

Whisky

[tiny notch]

enough brainfart for one day i have severe brain кровотечение сейчас

[timid hollow]

another spy

two in a day

what is the cia doing

[tiny notch]

i brain bled so much i became russian for a second my bad chief

[raven geyser]

Open brainfart
@latent hazel
Close brainfart

Also

@umbral viper

[latent hazel]

love you to babygirl

[raven geyser]

Gae

[latent hazel]

but arent you

nevermind

[untold spear]

to be fair, it's not israel

they needed to cover the epstein leak

[tiny notch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1316461416026345522/caption.gif

@odd elk i foudn this in my gifs

[pallid sapphire]

Hey chucklefucks

chill

[tiny notch]

its all chucklefucks until someone fucks and chuckles

[pallid sapphire]

[odd elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1383079614988947600/1478463397279301632/face-grab-furry.gif

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/mort-look-up-look-left-look-right-mort-cry-gif-4898016051113059401

[odd elk]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-eating-a-cheeseburger-the-amazing-digital-circus-amazing-digital-circus-digital-circus-gif-6589824998482170646

[oblique belfry]

[left mantle]

flop only getting called here to be bullied

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/yuri-anime-wlw-himejoshi-yurika-gif-18119354334008016939

[pallid sapphire]

Bully called only to be Flopped

[tiny notch]

its my moral obligation

wait pfp change

1 sec chat

[odd elk]

the what now

[tiny notch]

check out flops pfp guys

[odd elk]

snuuy

yes

[copper vapor]

[tiny notch]

collared snuuy

[odd elk]

no!

[pallid raft]

i should replay omori

everytime i see flop i think about it

[tiny notch]

everyflop i think it see about

[pallid raft]

fop think i see about it

[odd elk]

yes do it

[odd elk]

[tiny notch]

its tradition flop

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfyt8sDaIPA

[copper vapor]

"You are dead"

[left mantle]

So close to the yamcha pose

[copper vapor]

same picture type shi

game looks interesting

hope they release a demo

https://klipy.com/gifs/dbz-discord

[left mantle]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2034285060912726361

Xan Humphrey (@CloutStrife1st)

Son the Devs didn't even know about DLSS5. What the FUCK LMFAO

**💬 77 🔁 2.7K ❤️ 17.9K 👁️ 416.7K **

FxTwitter · Mar 18, 2026, 3:05 PM

Yikers.

[sand canopy]

dlss 6 will be like one of those "ai game makers"

its gonna hallucinate games out of nothing

[vivid swift]

I saw the reveal show up in my notifications and gagged

[left mantle]

"This is a good thing actually"
Record low sales, mass layoffs, and a failure once a month by the large publishers by that rate instead of twice a year

[sand canopy]

the bubble is gonna pop

believe me

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[copper vapor]

it will, but not before causing irreversible damage

[sand canopy]

the ai bubble will pop and the ram prices will go down

eventually

[left mantle]

ah yes

the ram

the ram bought with fake money

the ram bought with fake money for servers that don't exist

[marsh cargo]

the housing market will pop one day
trust

[copper vapor]

[left mantle]

the ram bought with fake money for servers that don't exist for services that might not exist in the future.

That ram

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kuzco-emperor-60

[left mantle]

i'm glad the reference did not go to waste

[sand canopy]

"yo can we buy 5 quintillion gb of ram? yeah we have like $15 rn but we will have the rest soon, its for ai"
- oh yeah sure
"hey can i buy this one single 8gb ram stick please its for my custom build"
- $500 or nothing

[left mantle]

And i'm clearly against the future because I don't agree with ouroboros investment in something that hasn't actually pulled a profit.

[rocky turtle]

[real aspen]

goes hard

[left mantle]

@frank hearth https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3921896/page/1#p26603242 statistic porn

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

wish for rust has a 61.2% pick rate

wish for fishes has 60.58%

dunes makes up 6.76% of all mirages

42.13% of vaults are opened in the southwest

red support imbue is used 39.58% of the time

players have a 99.42% WR against the league boss

[rocky turtle]

holy shit how its didnt get old

[left mantle]

To nobody's surprise

Exarch has a lower WR than Eater does

[rocky turtle]

damn what a name

[left mantle]

And apparently an average player with 5-9 attemps at exarch has a 83.3% win rate

[left mantle]

Also holy shit this wish actually exists?

That is a fucking WILD wish

[left mantle]

This is the feared btw, each and every single one of these is like the second highest tier of direct boss fight you can do

Sirus appearing in a mirage would fucking rock my shit

I still need to do the feared at some point...for the atlas point

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFU1fU4EizE

[left mantle]

@verbal lodge We got some statistics from the mirage league

[rocky turtle]

damn that run is gonna be fun

[verbal lodge]

damn ive only ever picked the 5 link and 100% currency
haven't even seen the others

this mechanic looks more broken than usual

[sour rivet]

huh this looks interes- DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK?!

[verbal lodge]

also dunes, jungle valley, city square are meta?

[sour rivet]

@timber oxide you should uhhh

friend me on eso

[copper vapor]

you must realize, you are DUNED

https://klipy.com/gifs/star-wars-you-are-doomed

[timber oxide]

Don't we play on different servers

[sour rivet]

aw fuck yous on eu arent you

[timber oxide]

What did you expect

[sour rivet]

idk

[timber oxide]

That I, a person from the EU region, would play on NA?

[sour rivet]

yeah

my mum played on eu a lot

[timber oxide]

I mean I could

But it's too late now

[sour rivet]

several characters!

[timber oxide]

Ba'Zinga the Unemployed was already created on EU

[sour rivet]

i think you can do the same name

[timber oxide]

Yeah but that's no longer the same

[sour rivet]

true 😔

[timber oxide]

I've spent 30 minutes making sure that the "Posterior Dimensions" slider was just right

[left mantle]

yeah seeing the feared one is real was a moment, most picked (when available) is the one that spawns Ridan who drops the frag for the league boss and second most picked is the one that gives a fishing rod

[delicate mortar]

@tired sigil its cuz the political climate is generally unfavorable and the people are awful. The weather is nice though.

[left mantle]

10th most picked is the 5link though

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot i finally found ur long lost brother

[tired sigil]

Well,politicals is always shitty tbh.Thanks for aknowledge me, but i dunno when i could visit any country cuz finding good job harder then getting Invictus with no armor melee only

[tired sigil]

Now we need Salsa kitty

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enmszHwaatI

[tired sigil]

Why every game now have seasons?Just why,its not fkn netflix show

[untold spear]

league of legends

[tired sigil]

OH HELL NAW IM QUIT THIS SHIT BOUT 10 YEARS AGO

Im better smoke crack then launch that piece of shit again

[untold spear]

i have been playing it on and off for 10 years

no idea why people get so mad about it

https://tenor.com/view/hockey-only-game-bryzgalov-anahe-gif-8306971

[copper vapor]

makes updating the game in standardized intervals better for community engagement I guess

people know every 3-4 months a big update is coming so they know when to jump back into the game

[tired sigil]

Old overwatch doesnt have seasons and goes great untill fkn blizzard ceos ruined it

[tired sigil]

Big updates still can be released but theres 0 reasons to make it as seasons if its another battlefield or cod game that was originally storyline games.If it was other game in series that gives u only pvp mode-ok but releasing new game with 0 changes and adding there seasons for 1-2 new attachments is Tencent moment

Fifa has new game every year and even they dont have seasons

[sour rivet]

we've been doing this seasonal thing for like 10 years now

[tired sigil]

Im hating this seasonal thing for like 10 years

[tired sigil]

Why tf im gonna pay 70$ for game that doesnt have full content on release and gonna be closed after battlefield 7 release after 2 years of existin bf6?

[sour rivet]

because fuck you keep giving us money

[copper vapor]

... the new game is the new season. 🤯

https://youtu.be/GUxsmp8iojY?si=9Dka_ikZkFhIPeK4

[tired sigil]

No fuck you im gonna play gamma for another 500 hours

[sour rivet]

gonna play WHAT

[copper vapor]

each new update is a new season

stop playing season-based games

[tired sigil]

Each update now is need to buy for 80$

[copper vapor]

that's the "seasonless" fifa games you mentioned

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

Learning how to game dev

[tired sigil]

Theres cant be season if new game releasing every 3 months

[copper vapor]

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

and that's where you spend $80 constantly

while "seasons" in games are free content updates

[zealous depot]

Needed a hobby so might as well pick one that makes me muneh

Eventually

[copper vapor]

good luck

[tired sigil]

With battlepass and donation skins yeah.I remember old overwatch where every skin could get for free,except blizzcons

[copper vapor]

you're awfully laser-focused on overwatch

[tired sigil]

Thats how girls finding out OF

[zealous depot]

My friend is willing to make some pixel art for me

[copper vapor]

btw both those things are entirely optioanl

[tired sigil]

I loved this game

[zealous depot]

So its peak

[untold spear]

that's a bad mentality

[tired sigil]

Its still content imo

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

bro hasn't experienced p2w and is malding about premium battle passes with skins

kids these days

[zealous depot]

[snow tree]

Share more

[tired sigil]

Ive played old league where runepages was musthave donated

[untold spear]

donated?

[zealous depot]

I will be working on it tonight. Following a tutorial that has some assets with it so I can learn

[tired sigil]

Dont agree cuz look on Stardew Valley dev,hes made legendary game

[snow tree]

Nice

[zealous depot]

The coding isn't terrible either

yet

[tired sigil]

Fuck,i meant you must to buy em,bcs they giv you to much stats

[zealous depot]

Need to figure out how to change the movement keys to wasd instead of it being arrow keys

[snow tree]

Gscript is basically Python in a trench coat

[tired sigil]

Dont look YandereDev code

[snow tree]

Unless you do pure C#

[tired sigil]

Pure Lovecraft horror abomination

[zealous depot]

Godot is also completely free and open source so its a peak option

[left mantle]

Godot about to have you remake green hill zone

[zealous depot]

[snow tree]

Using InputMap?

Or did you do mov keys in code

[zealous depot]

This engine is also only lile

100mbs for its weight

[delicate mortar]

job market aint great here, yea. I joined the military to have a hope of getting a job. im off to basic training in may

Wifes none too happy either lol

[zealous depot]

Movement keys in code. Its a default script that godot has

[proven tundra]

Random house, fully loaded

[zealous depot]

So i just plugged that in

[copper vapor]

that's more convenience than p2w
also iirc you could buy rune pages with IP

[green granite]

Average American home

[tired sigil]

Yeah but without em you should never go to rankeds.IP in those times was hard to farm,not like in latest seasons when blue essence was added

[copper vapor]

second amendment enjoyer's house

[green granite]

If you play w Brita Gun, a school janitor closet has more weapons to arm Sudan

[copper vapor]

ranked

[untold spear]

ranked is fun tho

we already had this conversation

[green granite]

League

[untold spear]

it's fun for a week or so

then i get bored

[rocky turtle]

[untold spear]

ngl miss my high school days of getting home and spamming league

life was simpler back then

[zealous depot]

[snow tree]

You can use Key enums

Or setup your inputmap in settings

[tiny notch]

have i posted this thing i made alr?

[untold spear]

you have

[rocky turtle]

oh shit

[tiny notch]

ok so u get to see it again

[untold spear]

np

whatever makes you happy

[tired sigil]

Worst that i have Info security speciality and ive get call from HR with quotes "so probations is bout 6 months without payment and after that there will be exam that will show you will we hire you and how minimum we gonna pay you". 6 months tf you mean half a year without money

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet I will make a character on NA later

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgTNtB9myss

at least they got Iroha

[copper vapor]

it's fun until it's not, eh

[rocky turtle]

alo

[zealous depot]

that's what I figured it could try to look up the numbers associated to the keys and see if that would work

[rocky turtle]

lady big lips there too

[copper vapor]

@flat violet someone should make a Gachimuchi gacha game called Gachamuchi

[rocky turtle]

got nerfed a bit

[untold spear]

just like most things in life

[copper vapor]

most things in life last more than a week

[tired sigil]

Well...as someone playing maybe,but i quit all pvp ranked games after big losetrick and have literally emotional damge on my old pc

[rocky turtle]

damn

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/steven-he-emotional-damage-steven-he-1

[rocky turtle]

he is melee guy and got 2 good mutations for range

[untold spear]

what about the fun in things?

[untold spear]

after what

[copper vapor]

yes lol

and Iroha best girl

is in

[snow tree]

You can do that, you can use InputEvent to print out key presses to know their KEY codes, postion codes etc

Key enums are great and simple to understand

You just have things like KEY_A

KEY_D

Etc

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-rat-dance-dmc-devil-may-cry-gif-8844333359941805387

[tired sigil]

Lose streak.From master 2 to diamond 3

[rocky turtle]

[proven tundra]

[arctic flicker]

priest with 3 fucked up looking cats

[tired sigil]

God bless em

[tired sigil]

Why cyan one remind me of Punisher with this mask?

[rocky turtle]

there is sets too?

[verbal lodge]

cat xcom looking good

[pallid sapphire]

https://fixvx.com/OrdinaryGamers/status/2033761491988402339

Mutahar (@OrdinaryGamers)

I take it back. DLSS 5 is impressive.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 17, 2026, 4:24 AM

[rocky turtle]

good luck fellas

[arctic flicker]

free kidneys

[marsh cargo]

dont tell the government but kidneys are free
just go take them

[timber oxide]

We are born with 2 kidneys, that's 2 free kidneys that we own by default

[timber oxide]

I've started playing RE2 yesterday and I like how Leon will sometimes tell himself "You can do it"

Man is not ready for this shit but he has to do it

Also both lickers that I encountered so far almost fucking ended me

[marsh cargo]

and grows up to be one of the most badass guys in the series

[timber oxide]

The first wacky woohoo zombie experience was terrifying, now it's just tuesday

[rocky turtle]

crater time

damn both is good

[cunning bronze]

https://youtu.be/s3X0itNlcw8?si=gzdrnCouYu0Z09JK

👀

[rocky turtle]

got ninja set on my thief

[tiny notch]

saw the thumbnail and thought it was a Tamreil Rebuilt update for a second

[marsh cargo]

tldr?

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

I might get to play this soon

[timid hollow]

dont know if thats still true or remake said nuh uh

[proven tundra]

found a slightly better van

400hp instead of 175

can go faster than 30mph

[arctic flicker]

Just get a sports car and zoom into a tree at 120 miles

[copper vapor]

per minute

[marsh cargo]

it got changed

[timid hollow]

boring

[copper vapor]

got changed into what

no more alcoholic leon

why

[marsh cargo]

tldr

he got sick

like normal sick

[quiet abyss]

tldr, sparter should play vt2 with me

[marsh cargo]

buuuuut hes still an alcoholic in the future

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/of-course-vdU

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/gregthesorcerer/status/2034396183288823880?s=20

Greg the Sorcerer (@gregthesorcerer)

X · Mar 18, 2026, 10:27 PM

[marsh cargo]

because Vendetta is still cannon

https://klipy.com/gifs/chreon-chris-and-leon-1

[copper vapor]

"cancel that"

[timid hollow]

thats where i had the comment from

[copper vapor]

chris is fuckin buzzkill

[timid hollow]

just watched a short from thats cene

[marsh cargo]

vendetta is a gud movie

go watch it

its peak stupid

[copper vapor]

is that the one with the gun fu fight scene

[marsh cargo]

yes

that one

[copper vapor]

excellent

as dumb as the RE animated films are

they have some extremely peak choreography

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IBcyeIYvdQ

[rocky turtle]

we lost 2 good bois

[zealous depot]

[tired sigil]

God bless their litters,rest in meow

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/resident-evil-vendetta-2017-chris-redfield-vs-glenn-arias-fight-scene

[gleaming nymph]

So I've encountered a buncha sniper bots on both teams in the tf2 other day, and I remembered that one video from shounic talking about how bots identify each other using achievements, and that got me thinking, if I mimic a bots achievement signal then I'd be able to just walk around and kill those pesky basters without them shooting me

[copper vapor]

there's even a comment of mine in this vid

[tired sigil]

Your not alone if you can cast Speak with Animals

[gleaming nymph]

I know what im gonna do when I get burned out on my current project

[rocky turtle]

worth it

[copper vapor]

wait I just noticed ada's voice is familiar

[tired sigil]

Wait how druid class gonna work?We could summon people in fights?

[copper vapor]

yea

it's nora from fo4

courtenay taylor

[rocky turtle]

animals summon

[rocky turtle]

BRO U SURVIVED FKN CRATER MAKER TO DIE TO RANDOM CAT

[tired sigil]

Well,in classic rpgs that how druid works but this is cats,animal itself

[tired sigil]

Random cat just rolled nat 20

[copper vapor]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

JASÇDFLASFÇKLSAD

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

I ALMOST CHOKED

omfgsdçlfjgçkjlsdf

[marsh cargo]

[tired sigil]

Damn cant find gif with Ted where he rolls nat 20

[copper vapor]

now to be perfectly honest

I haven't fought omega in so long I forgot which is which

but yeah I loved seeing people eat Starboard, then go to the other side and get hit by Starboard again because omega does a 180

oh god why can't FFXIV be fun anymore

[rocky turtle]

why im not surpised

[copper vapor]

nowadays I just see people eating telegraphed attacks and it's not as funny

saddest part is that I can only share this meme with my wife

none of my friends play xiv

[marsh cargo]

maan

[copper vapor]

they won't understand

[marsh cargo]

still tho
glad the meme was enjoyed

[ionic herald]

@frozen void is this deal still on

[copper vapor]

I want to spread LAUGHTER and JOY

[timid hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879703733016068186/1050073386690301983/togif-2.gif

[copper vapor]

I legit teared up a little from laughing