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Is this true chat
Did pewd fix YouTube
No, i just play the game i want to
It's done
And if i want to play another game, i play it later
what if you want to play two games

but there are so many games
I dont have every game
watch both in youtube, simultaneously
i have finished 3 games last week alone i think
And i have like 20 installed
you ever sneeze when taking a piss and it gives you that quick time event to hold your piss so it wont explode through the entire seat?
play furi

imma play dishonored now
TRUE
don't have it
buy furi
yeah don't have it
get furi elsewhere
zu teuer
actually, it's pretty cheap on sale
yes
furi is awesome
Linkfire: https://va.lnk.to/ZRHWD
Listen to the full soundtrack on YouTube: http://bit.ly/29ZaCfq
Bandcamp: https://furi.bandcamp.com/
Original track from Furi, the all-boss combat-action game, from The Game Bakers.
100% original compositions from Carpenter Brut.
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can we say the nword there now
nightkin?
only if you're in a bridge
No he only saved YouTube, not Discord
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does it work backwards for any game
"there", not here 
because if it does games that tried to push photorealism like crysis have to look like dogshit
@oblique belfry rito fast
picked soraka top and went 0/8

yeah wtf
but hey its nice to see that it can hit enemies as well lol
it's crazy that people actually believe the popup is real
"Not every top laner, but always a top laner"
i mean even if they they get punished, if the match doesnt get terminated it doesnt matter
like noone will care
me when i'm playing jax top and the enemy midlaner picks zoe

you tried both rpcs3 and xenia?
rpcs3 didnt even want to get to main screen, xenia crashed every 15 minutes
and i couldnt pin down why
if it was a certain input or if its just random
i had seen people in reddit talking about some modified version in a so called armored core discord
yeah im in there, i havent tried that yet
which server is it?
i just gave up for now, im busy with 3rd gen anyway
are ps3s expensive where you live
but 5th gen has some tracks that make me wanna play
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because ps3 emulation is so unfathomably complicated and hardware hungry that at least in my case it's infinitely cheaper to get a ps3 fat (the most expensive one) and 2 controllers rather than to upgrade my pc to run rpcs3 good
the good old mechanized memories
depends on game, my shitbox was actually able to emulate ac for answer with 60 fps all the way
but then you have mgs4 and everything goes boom
just don't wanna
yeah depends on the game
that's the thing
if i want to play splatterhouse through rpcs3 it runs flawlessly
if i want to play gow ascension it doesn't even boot
so it's better to just play them on the console
killzone 2 first mission worked for the first 3 minutes, i hope it just keeps working when i get to it
I have enough points to get an extra pistol and infinite ammo for it 
have you played 4th gen
did you use machine gun
oh and yeah the ai seems to be too dumb to handle the speed of the game
i started with the 03-AALIYAH and used one of the starting machine guns, yes
Oh ffs Mercenaries is forced 1st person
but most of my damage was with dual missile launchers
the ai can't handle them
just like in ac 2
Set the Sunset OST from the Armored Core for Answer (ACfA) soundtrack.
Buy the Soundtrack:
Play Asia
http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-8l-77-4-49-en-15-armoed+core-70-2lkv-43-9v.html
didnt play 2
i have that on my phone
dont think i will
i don't think i got too far in 3
don't remember why
in 2 acs have only half of their hp btw
in the campaign, i mean
i want a ps3 fat dawg that shit is the shit
i actually didnt want to even play 3 but some trailer convinced me
Armored Core: Last Raven - Trailer

most say last raven is a pain in the ass
apparently some bosses cheat
with human+
i felt that everyone cheats in ac3 so im already used to that
@oblique belfry sopranos ytp arrived
he killed 16 fucking queers 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
during the i lost my appetite part

THERE HAD TO BE SOMETHING
thank fuck i downloaded the vid
LOS SIENTOS WILSOOOOOOOOOON
sounds like ivan
this one embeds
https://animesweet.com/otaku-culture/voice-actress-yukie-maeda-dies-at-52-years-of-age/
The fuck
What did I miss in my reading
there's a loading screen "lore" bit saying that using arc alloy as armor is a bad idea because the arc employed magnetic explosives
pick a lane, embark
either we do it the futurama way or let them be dead
wow this is basically the plot of remember me
what a shit game
yeah I'd love to have a ghost of my dad spewing AI slop
what a shit take

I am once again calling for the Butlerian Jhihad on datacenters
we need a crusade against zhe data
kill zhe data
bruh
This is the kind of news I wanna see
could be worse
Wanna see something cool?
Yes
Yummy!
what kinda meat is that
Corned beef
It's good
right are potatos?
...Yes
Good thing I don't give a shit
that's nice
carbs ain't gonna kill me
that's true
Ok so, with the challenge points I got, I can afford to get an assault rifle and infinite ammo for it, so I might play the game again on higher difficulty and just blast my way through it

steamed veggies ?
chat were you a YECGAA or a ROCKETMAN kid
what
the san andreas cheatcode for the jetpack
rocketman
it was easier to remember
for weapons i used the second one
i only remember uvu
Cooked in the slow cooker
it was uzu not uvu my bad
UZUMYMW vs NUTTERSTOOLS
tasted good too
uzumymw all the way
Well then

hesoyam the goat
MR.X GONNA GETCHA
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL
I will end up playing most of the RE games before I go play 9 
The mr. X stuff will forever live rent free in my head
But I really want to play 9
install this mod https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlbg1fDcUSA
Replace Mr.X's theme song with DMX's "X Gon' Give It To Ya" song.
Download (Link to a Steam guide):
https://tinyurl.com/y76t7o2m

I just figured that it might be good to at least play Leon games
The best mod
Plus DLCs
you could do these later
the lurker
Lacie dlc is alright but I think to finish 7 you need the Chris and Joey DLC
Abyss?
hell
I have a total of 10h in 7 and that is including a few runs of Ethan Must Die
say that again
Ethan
It took me 9ish hours to beat Village but that's because I'm a dumbass
Winters 
is village more scary than 7
No I wouldn't say it was but that's mostly because I played in 3rd person
the evelyn room in 7 made me shit myself
even with all the horror cliches
Maybe except the baby section, that shit scary even in 3rd person
I forget village actually had 3rd person
Which I'm glad cause I remember re7 being clunky
I don't deal well with scary shit so 3rd person saved my ass a lot 
is the 3rd person a mod or ingame ?
Official
zamn
It's kinda jank
ik the one in 7 is a mod
it's funny as hell
It is recommended
I played it in 3rd cause I already watched Markiplier play it a long time ago
So it was kinda fresh
Also, as I said
Me don't like scary stuff 


What Pyrson said + IIRC it's something you have to buy separately
IIRC it was a DLC that got added inside the (most probably) Gold Edition or something
I remember I didn't had it because I played the whole game in first person
creaming my shi rn

Jensen Huang has responded to the comments calling DLSS 5 AI slop:
"First of all, they're completely wrong. The reason for that is because, as I have explained very carefully, DLSS 5 fuses controllability of the geometry and textures and everything about the game with generative AI. It’s not post-processing, it’s not post-processing at the frame level, it’s generative control at the geometry level."
He has also added:
"This is very different than generative AI; it’s content-control generative AI. That’s why we call it neural rendering"
What are your thoughts on this?

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"it's not generative AI, it's [two extra words] generative AI"
also who was playing 7 recently? was it youou and/or someone else
Man why these hosts have an inability to private their games if they're gonna kick me
meanwhile
payday
payday 3 is ded
They teased dynamic frame generation, that one was actually hype since it allows your game to have stable frames instead of just forcing X amount of fake frames in the queue but now they are doing this dogshit
lmao
payday 2 has never been more alive
you know what maybe i should join the gang once more
ikr
My fucking steam deck isnt working
Who wants this piece of shit idc anymore
thank you todd very cool
"It's not generative AI. It's generative AI but different"
finished yet? do you have the dlc(s)?
not yet halfway there
Stesm deck for sale
generative ai with extra words
I'll be honest, I wouldn't know cause I don't own the game, I borrowed it via steam family share from my friend's library 
Who wants to buy a steam deck
he announced it too damn early, the fool
my brother in christ, this isn't ebay marketplace
a steam deck that isn't working*
very important detail
he announced it so they would spike the stock price so microslop would buy they shitty asses for higher
Ill give you the account to atp idc anymore fuck this company bro
quite the meta move
sparter you wanna play vt2 and have abyssmal connection again? 
and should be fucking illegal
The 4rth time ive had to send this shit back you can have it for free just because im a big fan
how about FUCKING INVINCIBLE
Its free
I don't really want a steam deck, my nintendo switch is in it's original box, hasn't been turned on for a year now, I won't use it
Why not?
Most people would kill for a switch
His lobster is too buttery
His steak is too juicy
The console is good, the games are just abhorrently expensive
still ass apparently
i hate sharkfat

I got a RE spoiler question birb
kayy
Whats the catch 
Does ||Rose have superpowers|| because ||she's Miranda's daughter instead of Mia's||?
No
no
its just mold
Vimms
aight thanks
You have to be good at fixing shit

Kitchencells
Just ask steam for a warranty claim
you are doomed bro
This system is like having a beautiful woman on your arm
Nothing but problems but the experience is so good some times
weren't you talking some shit about " foids " a couple of days ago?
can we force incel into his name
so hes ultra incel
Well that happens when you announce it like 5-6 years ago with nothing to show for it
What does that have to do with this

Respectfully, how's your weight?
Slightly over what I'd like kek

I could stand to lose ten pounds
Chunk rat
how much would you lose if you could run
15-20
I am a bit on the heavier side for my body type afaik
I was at 160 when I ran 10k three times a week
I think i am
170? Probably more 180
I was 115 when I was 21
I was 150 
Paper thin
how long ago was that unc
Fucking auto correct 
Gonna be 25 years soon
No I was 21 25 years ago

been around the block for a while eh

At my peak fitness around 2016-17 I was doing 10k x 3 a week, 90 minutes of body weight fitness x 3 a week, and one rest day
Nowadays it's squats, push ups, and planks in the mornings and that's it
yooooo
im gonna set a world record for miles on a yaris mk2 with original engine and transmission

because why not would be funny if i can achiveve it
but im too scared to see what the current record is
Ada Wong to
Ada wrong
I am super funny
Something is critically wrong in the universe
Big tarkov dude
But there is a disturbance in the force


Birb
Caught picture of murica bird today
Pretending league isn't already
Probably had his ram break on him and now he has to play low-memory impact games to bridge the gap 
Just kidding, idk, he plays more than just Tarkov from what I remember but mostly it's just Tarkov
There's just something innately cursed about a tarkov streamer streaming league
Still learning the camera
League and tarkov got alot in common actually
Bruh
What, the mental instability?
Look at his stupid hair
Stockholm syndrome perfected to an art
Just look at doge

Oh also
Slurs
The amount of slurs
My god
tarkov wishes it was on the level of mobas for slurs
There's a difference tho
Only true contender is Rust in zerg allowed servers
You can be called slurs in another language 
Has nothing on mobas.
I've been called slurs in so many languages across mobas 
I forgot predecessor has voip now 
Believe me when I say this, if you would be able to talk after death in Tarkov, even if it's just 5 seconds, the person you killed will have insulted half of your family tree just because you still have the ability to breathe
The immediate cut-off is the safety net
It'd be counter-strike level toxicity
And that's still nothing the most "sane" moba player lets off because of what character you chose in select so it's now their goal to make sure you know they didn't like your pick.
Different functionalities allow for different insults, it'd probably be the same if Tarkov had a queue system like that
Oh I don't mean ranked.
It could be the most casual oriented mode and they'll still do it.
Just last month we trapped a dude in an aram mayhem game for over an hour for shits and giggles because he decided the waste dump was his mouth
I am talking about generally, you don't really have a "hero" system in Tarkov, it's just some dude named Alex getting his head blown shmoove off by LiXhenXui with nothing more than a standard M4 and no sight
maybe if instead of ai slop we get real time chad instagram filter
The funny part of using that gif is that the hogwarts game was the biggest example of how shit it was
Oh no
He's hot
Rat how broke is b42 still lately?
the bitches

Mp is only
SLIGHTLY better
Heavy desync still occurs
Do we still get the funny car jank
I know they fixed being able to train str in the passenger seat
Car jank still exists tho
average MP experience
JOE I NEED HELP
One time I teleported somewhere inside the forest with my car, no reason why but it did
Its Kentucky, weird shit happens in Kentucky.
We don't speak of what happens in kentucky
WHY IS THERE A RAT FOR EVERYTHING!? @proven tundra
Ratting
then another time some other player rammed into me and I flew quite far inside the car, no damage tho
also i just throat punched a rat as warrior priest
life is good

sorry ratdad
but your distant cousin just got absolutely rocked

bri'ish lesbian
take 2
very
@sour rivet me and zhe ladies
@oblique belfry https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xaRCLlGwUXQ
A League of Legends Meme that shows how a Veigar player usually plays his game. He just waits for the right moment and then uses his ultimate ability
Made by League of Hardstuck (David)
Veigar - Wait for R - 10
Veigar - Wait for R - 9
Veigar - Wait for R - 8
Getting a penta with veigar after entrapping an entire team with e
You either die horribly with veigar or your the thing they fear
@sour rivet they reworked the funi spear as well 
Why does the knife have a durability and why is it so shit 
I love it when my knife breaks after I use it 3 times 
that should be a helldivers 2 mission for fighting bots
go blow up their datacenters

RIP
I don't understand the meme, but it was still funny 
veigar ultimate ability where 99% of the cases is a single target nuclear bomb
Ah
So you get to rock someone's shit every uhh 30 seconds i assume
Balanced
Okay wtf phone
I watched that meme
Now my auto correct has
Salamanca and balls

it used to scale with target AP
target ap ? as in the enemy ?
yes
i love playing bounty hunter, but god damn does it suck on chaos wastes legend
because they just throw like 23 ratlings at you
Veigar and outworld being the same character on different spectrums
Sparta
and you have no defense
Guys
I know its 3am
wot why

I know I have work in 2 hours
And I knoow that doge is with us
nevermind
Arent you doge
Human whatever the fuck it is



Literally outworld devourer from dota btw
what the fuck 
its released, but im asking when you will play it, then i remembered you have fuckass work until fuckass 11pm

people got really good at just putting it on top of you

also what the fuck is that mana system
it uses 400 mana but gives the mana back on kill
But yeah, on dota's end there's outworld destroyer who literally saps int (mana and shit) and then his ult turns into a fucking nuke depending on how much more mana he has.
nothing else

He also gets a chance to restore mana on ability use
Outworld is legit one of those champs where he could be busted, but because everything in dota is he isn't.
Like it's insane they give a mage the ability to have true damage on hit that's 10+% of his mana pool but costs 20% of mana, then a 30% chance to restore 50% of mana on ability.
and then also give him a baby cage that steals mana
And this isn't "oh you're just rooted" the mf fuckin removes you from the game for a couple seconds
ragequit working as intended
adding text to your message definitely ain't enough to bypass dumass 
Man.
another one of the 4 image scams
My day has been made, another borka alt booted.
this is just the first in here
Audit statistics to Ragequit
Man rest in peace to that lettuce guy
Is it the same crypto image dump?
every so often it takes half a second, but they tried adding "bro" to it which I found very funny
yeah but with variation in the images, that way they avoid most detection systems
Ah.
Yeah because it processes all of the images and videos on the server in a queue-like system
It often times already has like 10 images in the queue when the scams get posted but it processes them pretty quickly
Dear god the inventory system in RE2 is ass
and the ult 
I love outworld
yeah I mentioned it a couple messages up
wanted to play league before i go away
only managed to play 1 game
cuz new patch

But outworld would 100% be "overloaded kit" spam from league players if they added him 1:1 
But I still love that his w is just "I need you to sit out for a couple seconds"
I gotta check out how Outworld is currently in doto
one of its abilities stole int and I forgot which
the baby cage or the Q
cage steals it now
Baby cage???
Yes.
He legit makes someone sit in timeout for a couple seconds unable to affect the game
baby cage steals mana instead of int from what I'm reading
@zealous depot im taking psychic damage waiting for you to get home, and @vital venture is just dead
laaame
yeah seems they wanted to move away from him stealing stats specifically
and now just have him steal mana
does silencer still permanently steal int from enemies he kills 
Yes.
I think they just wanted outworld to scale differently
since his access to pure damage is hella easier than others
IIRc pudge hook does pure but that's not as easy as an on button and an auto attack
true
HOLY FUCK THE CAR WORKS
I THOUGHT IM GETTING PRANKED
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The Fast And The Furious: Tokyo Drift
℗ 2006 Universal Pictures
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Producer: The Neptunes
Studio Personnel, Recording Engineer: Seiji Sekine
Vocalist, Associated Performer: Emy
Composer Lyricist: Keisuke Ogihara
Composer Lyricis...
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https://www.youtube.com/@Hardwareunboxed/posts
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01:39 A Heart of Cold
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@sour rivet new ultrakill ost be like dropped

jacob jacobstown
wot
John Jacobstown*
anyways
WUT DA HELLLLL
I wonder if we can make the mod pack even more bloat
same
Its stupidly fun
i did not expect rogue to be this fun either
no more mage supremacy
rogue is now my best friend
I did old run through with throwing when Terraria still has throwing damage
It was very under developed
ye 🥀
The o ly thing I wish is if someone made a mod that gave Thorium stuff stealth strike
Since like 80% of them dont have it
What are the fruits to get you to 600
Or you use accessories?
lifeforce potion
Ah
you got fargo's mutant yes ?
Yeh yeh
The fuck
FUCK YOU MEAN THE FUCK
Bruh
it says safe too
i should move these to a safe
so i can actually use piggy bank as well
Safe dont use piggy bank slots?
no
safe has its own inv
just like void bag
see
there
now i can get 4 more potions 
wonder what tho since im running out of options
i could try alcohols but the negatives are bad
also @sour rivet they reworked some of the alcohols as well
like the life regen one got turned into this
you keep saying this despite me not knowing if this is base calamity reworks or another mod
infernum didnt change anything last time i played
you have other mods
then again yeah
it could be ragnarok
lemme check wiki
nope
its ALL 2.1 update
its base calamity
man
no wonder they feel like shit now
@marsh cargo @vital venture (im not giving context, you must figure it out)
didn't know hard liqor gave buffs

based psychiatrist
that psychiatrist is just an enginseer that doesnt have enough servitors
"Oh, its so rough your biological grandmother died recently, welp, servitorization is available for all ages, both pre and postmortem!"

A BUILT A SENTRY
what are you playing?
satisfactory but for virgins
fbc firebreak


why is it literally until midnight
stop being on your phone
only show up AFTER work
Nah 

you mean the dark portal ?
yeah
its always there
for some stupid reason
shouldnt it only be in the sky
yeah but for some reason it follows me everywhere
same happened with my old run too
huh
It's referencing the author's drug addiction
?
okay so lemme get this
you made an item that requires Post moon lord material
but then swapped its craft station from moon lord to hardmode anvil ?
yes i know lunatic drops it but moon lord literally comes after it so cope
Why do I find this funny

are you reading my mind
i legit said "voodoo bullshit" before you even wrote that
Show this to someone without context and the version number
name?
i dont think its a reference to anything
I said
well the gun is oddly detailed
Creator's drug addiction
and even has animations
wait this is the fuckin thunderstorm
ye
what has happened to my gun
reworked
MY WATER GUUUN
they turned your water gun
The old sprite was so much better
into a borderlands gun
into a fucking railgun sniper that leaves electric guns
OH WAIT A MINUTE
ITS FUCKING STORM
FROM BL3

thank you birb
now i understand it
it literally works the same
bullet lands > creates electric orbs that shock nearby enemies
great
FBC Firebreak is laggy as fuck
dropped connection 3 times now
and I can't rejoin because "escape sequence has been started"
good thing I didn't pay a cent for this shit lmao

Borger
borger
i wish i could borger
but no muney
yeah
its making me and you wait to play new update
Everything is closed when I get off work 


anyways
we can play it on heresy too
also fun fact, ammo doesnt drop ANYWHERE in the mission zone
you can only buy ammo
in the safezone between mission zones
or bring ammo crates
from said safe area

which means lasgun has a purpose
efficiency
600 rounds
i was like "eh its just a boring bouncing axe"
until i've read the part where it reduces potion sickness cd
now it got my attention
Downsides of being an adult
Responsibilities
Upsides of being an adult
Borger when you want borger
bro adult money is a curse for me, anytime i see a wendys its wraps for the wallet
3 baconators
right now
You can also just
Make a borgar for yourself
Probably cheaper than buying one
However, some people are absolutely incapable of cooking
make burger?
fuck that
just gimme 3 of them now
besides im incapable of making burgers that taste good
i can make other things
but burgers are beyond me, despite being simple
Bruh burgers are easy
i just cant make them for shit
so i just get them
Practice
besides, baconator
Smh
Tf is baconator
Damn, glad I'm not American 
the big thing about it, is it doesnt taste like meat paste (mcdonalds)
MIYABI 
swear mcdonalds, burger king and the other fast food places ive tried make their burgers out of like roadkill
and shit
wendys is the first to make something taste like beef
meaning theres a good chance wendys has actual beef
canada
anyways
Not gonna lie
The Astreum worm was
Actually easier than I expected
oh it is easy
destroyer 2
but the weapon damage
caught me off guard
for something that says 773 damage
I remember it was absolutely wrecking me when I do range
But as rogue?
Shit ends before it can breath its last yee

@zealous depot alo 
I like how there is one weapon w stealth strike that launch 10 extra projectile
So everytime I have this and stab an enemy w it
this shit peam
I gain like around 20 health back
lmao
wait
i got ectoplasm now
does that mean
NOOO IT WANTS COSMIC ANVIL
BOOOOOOO
154 minutes on darktide, 0 spent in a game
this is the pain of waiting for taco

@vital venture are you dead or smth?
ghosting and shit
ye
You will get Cosmic anvil now
And you will be happy about it
Now
i shall still talk from mobile
I wake up randomly throughout the night
nope
already closed the game and gonna sleep
what the fuck is your schedule
pretty sure im always talking about having sleep troubles
to wake up and go on a trip
i suppose
oh well 
I mean
you need to make an effort to tell me when youre not sleep





