╟❓general-offtopic

[pastel wave]

so thats not good

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/that-his-last-name-is-burger-gif-13901137185065503412

[frank hearth]

gimme like 20 mins got one of my boys aswell

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393855596998164540/1457473902056964106/G9wgFReXgAAyp8x.gif

[left mantle]

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-low-tier-god-sleep-goodnight-moderators-gif-15792675966851774905

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry YOU WATCH PYROCINICALS 8 HOUR VIDEO ESSAYS ABOUT VIDEOGAMES

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WOULD ENJOY?

[pliant chasm]

fresh air

[celest plank]

https://youtu.be/Djtv-EiVXyM?si=rMm4vAM3nmc3_fvh fortnite gameplays

[pastel wave]

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

[quiet abyss]

but the far cry 3 one was funny, even if it was retarded

[copper vapor]

definitely not

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

WTF

[pliant chasm]

this is old

[quiet abyss]

mods arent broken from new darktide update

[celest plank]

5 fps gaming for half an hour straight

[pliant chasm]

poor dude had a shitty laptop and low frames

[celest plank]

dude is so happy the whole time

aw shucks, heey I got 40th place atleast!

[pastel wave]

How much you wanna bet i do all this and once I leave safe mode its back

[copper vapor]

lmao he's actually playing at 5fps

he's got the doge setup

[raven swan]

mods collection for this starsector run is going well

[celest plank]

old delight setup

[raven swan]

i'll get 60 more tomorrow

[celest plank]

bro has a gpu worse than integrated

[raven swan]

[celest plank]

gx 2

7 kb of vram

[raven swan]

how's his video smoother than the gameplay??

such a baffling setup

[celest plank]

Edited on phone

oh and also uhh

dunno how to tell yall this but i gotta scrap an entire 7 minutes worth of kino and start all over

[raven swan]

"i'm not going to end this video until i kill at least one person"

now that's a mood

[celest plank]

easy

lettuce check your door

[raven swan]

no, make it an extended supercut

[celest plank]

stand on the shoe cleaning mat and tell me when you are in position

[raven swan]

i'm in position

[pliant chasm]

ok whoever thought turning off your flashlight in the scariest part of the game can go fuck himself

[celest plank]

rest in peace my lettuce he got hit by a bazooka

i think about him every time i hit the hoota

[raven swan]

[celest plank]

lettuces head rolling around the street

he a black

[timid hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879703733016068186/1050073386690301983/togif-2.gif

wait what

[green granite]

Johnny Sin

[celest plank]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-6

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1475322991347761152/7nankn.gif

[celest plank]

@raven swan YOU GAVE ME SUCH A GOOD VID IDEA

GIVE ME 2 HOURS

[timber oxide]

Time to Village

[raven swan]

Excuse me is this the entire Shrek movie

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/Dexerto/status/2033956904506970243

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Game dev Cakez77 and his wife react after finding out his game earned $250,000 after going viral

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 17, 2026, 5:21 PM

[frank hearth]

@left mantle it is time

[raven swan]

glad to help

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySf9C6mRrNg

[green granite]

A STEAK???

[oblique belfry]

oh god

the invincible brainrot is gonna start again

[copper vapor]

peak

the universe is healing

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gohan-its-so-peak

[copper vapor]

this is kinda concerning tho
gross vs net

50k difference

[marsh cargo]

30% steam cut

[copper vapor]

not only that

[oblique belfry]

apparently the oscars disrespected kpop demon hunters' cast

and got a major backlash

[copper vapor]

good

let them die

[pliant chasm]

bro who gives a fuck about the oscars still

[oblique belfry]

dude was about to give a speech and they cut him off by blasting music and staff doing the move gesture

[pliant chasm]

people mald about something then go suck it's dick the next year

[latent hazel]

what game

[copper vapor]

Tangy TD

[marsh cargo]

tangy TD seems neat

[copper vapor]

I'm more curious about how/why it "went viral"

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bloons-monkey-1

[pliant chasm]

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

dude the low poly mashes

literally me fr

[pliant chasm]

2017 baby

[marsh cargo]

ooh yeah the oscars were yesterday right ?

[oblique belfry]

ye

and apparently they disrespected the guy who played one of the male characters in kpop demon hunters

by blasting music when he was about to give a speech

[marsh cargo]

timothy chalamey

[copper vapor]

Carlo?

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

timothy shalomay

[marsh cargo]

in one hand AI glow
in the other besthesda character faces

[copper vapor]

I'll go with the bethesda character face

[marsh cargo]

2% improvement then

[oblique belfry]

jesus fucking christ

new tahm kench splash art was released

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

and someone already made a version with both pussy and dick

i cant

i just looked at twitter man

what the fuck

[timber oxide]

Oh hell nah

[copper vapor]

I'd be in b4b. not good.

[marsh cargo]

@left mantle

[marsh cargo]

i was in space marine 2

[copper vapor]

yay a Star Citizen joke I can barely understand

[oblique belfry]

@pliant chasm @frank hearth scroll down a bit

[timber oxide]

It's either Helldivers 2 if we count the previous game or Resident Evil Village if we count the one I currently have open

I'm fucked either way

[copper vapor]

oh wait

[marsh cargo]

guns

[copper vapor]

last game I played was actually WWM to do the daily shit

so I guess I'm fine

I'd be a wuxia martial artist with superpowers

[pliant chasm]

scroll to where i ain't seeing it

[oblique belfry]

this is the new splash art

and someone made a fucking version

with pussy and dick

i cant

twitter man

down bad

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/peepofat

[left mantle]

hell yeah brother

[pliant chasm]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[oblique belfry]

i love him

[oblique belfry]

wanna see the rest ?

[left mantle]

The C1 fits all the bills

[pliant chasm]

no

oh you mean the skins

yea

[oblique belfry]

bro

i aint posting nsfw here

calm down

[pliant chasm]

idfk

[oblique belfry]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

start from here

[pliant chasm]

is that kfc swain

[oblique belfry]

yep

[pliant chasm]

wtf

[oblique belfry]

kfc swain

and CEO morde

[pliant chasm]

ceo skin
it's the evil guy

bravo vince

[oblique belfry]

corpo mundo :

[pliant chasm]

well corpo mundo is just retarded

it makes sense

[oblique belfry]

and morde looks like either he works for mundo

or opposes mundo

as a different company

[celest plank]

TURNING ON THE EDITING SOFTWARE

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

IM GONNA SWALLOW AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF LIQUID AND THEN ALCOHOL

[sour rivet]

dont do that?

[celest plank]

I am locking the fuck in on the frying pan

[pallid sapphire]

[celest plank]

holy shit im gonna cook so fucking hard

pin worthy shit

FINALLY

[pallid sapphire]

Hes gonna invade russia on his own now

[oblique belfry]

uh oh

[pallid sapphire]

the true polish dream

[oblique belfry]

what did lettuce give to him

as material

[pallid sapphire]

The ultimate weapon

[celest plank]

youll see

i havent done shit like this since fucking

azu exile

[pallid sapphire]

that was a long time ago

[celest plank]

this is gonna be a banger

[pallid sapphire]

your hyping us up

[celest plank]

i fucking am

[pallid sapphire]

then stop AND GET TO WORK

[celest plank]

CIGARETTES RAN OUT

SWITCHING TO VAPE

[pallid sapphire]

i can imagine how he sits there

https://tenor.com/view/hacker-pc-meme-matrix-codes-gif-16730883

and vaping

and

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/onlydayrepost/status/2033962241301606890?s=20

Only Day You Can Repost (@onlydayrepost)

https://t.co/DuqakLk0Lw

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 17, 2026, 5:42 PM

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/zach-mdx-mandala-exchange-gif-21603734

[hexed stag]

Laff, go check wt channel

[timber oxide]

There's no way in hell that a Skorpion deals more damage than a 1911

Goofy ass game balancing

[left mantle]

@frank hearth Me getting elevated out of position for the 5th time in a row

[frank hearth]

the other support was fucking worthless

[left mantle]

DUDE KEPT FUCKIN MOVING ME OUT OF POSITION

[pallid sapphire]

ive seen that for the 20th time

[hexed stag]

oh

[pallid sapphire]

its a reoccuring meme

[frank hearth]

didnt see a single chain hit while on mizuki either

[left mantle]

I was doing all the fuckin work

[pallid sapphire]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5MiWXKGVyc

inb4 ♻️

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/CamizoleVT/status/2033937146961166409

Camizole Corzette ⛓️❤️‍🩹【SVA】 (@CamizoleVT)

Snoozy's had it with my shit

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 17, 2026, 4:02 PM

[blazing maple]

did you just mikiri counter my recycle react?

NANI?

[latent hazel]

and still not a single funny woman

[sour rivet]

gold tier items for companions are so weird like what do you mean this is 1 mil

[blazing maple]

she'd be alone in a lab for like a century at this point cut her some slack

[tiny notch]

wife

[blazing maple]

she's in a village with feral furries, idiots, bootlickers and monsters she met 1 normal guy and was like "yeah I'll keep this up for a bit"

[pallid sapphire]

She met her Mold Daddy

Since shes the Mold Mommy

[blazing maple]

The companions mentioned, ascend to the skyforge and become a werewolf

[sour rivet]

your forge cant even destroy a daedric artifact

also no werewolf until refresh >:(

https://x.com/IGN/status/2033974422961340791?s=20

IGN (@IGN)

Bethesda director Todd Howard is tired of being asked about The Elder Scrolls 6, and would rather we all pretend he just didn't announce it at all. https://t.co/k21KLtdZuM

X · Mar 17, 2026, 6:31 PM

brother why DID YOU ANNOUNCE IT THEN

[pallid sapphire]

cause Starfield is shit

[blazing maple]

he was bored and just wanted to lie

#relatable

[sour rivet]

but es6 was announced before starfield

[pallid sapphire]

they had big news about starfield and it was just another slop workshop thing with 5 missions

[pallid sapphire]

and yet we got Starfield first

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

[sour rivet]

ok but what does calling starfield shit have to do with me asking why did he announce es6 so early

[pallid sapphire]

Cause it shows Todd´s priorities

he called Starfield legendary,a masterpiece

like fine wine

it will take time til people deem it legendary

mfer probably postponed ES6 for it

[blazing maple]

starfield was his pet project

his dream

[pallid sapphire]

yep

[forest acorn]

She's still in that lab btw

[pallid sapphire]

and you all forget.I like Starfield

[forest acorn]

Dlc says so

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29Q-hCjJq8Q

[forest acorn]

Starfield was such a weird concept

It's like an elder scrolls game with no beast races

Or fallout without ghouls

It's just humans as 99% of enemies and some random fauna to shoot

[copper vapor]

announced it during early pre-production just to let people know it's happening

overall I'd be more interested in starfield than tes6

[blazing maple]

more power to you

[untold spear]

hasn't it been like a full decade since the announcement?

[copper vapor]

space sci-fi setting that Bethesda never did before vs another fantasy medieval dragonslop

[blazing maple]

Making a space game with 0 aliens can only work if you make the humans interesting

[copper vapor]

yea

[sour rivet]

isnt there like a thing with games where you announce stuff so you get investor money?

[celest plank]

fuck this is painful

[blazing maple]

Like warframe has a buncha different humans that're all really different and none are similar to eachother

[untold spear]

not sure if games have this much of a long production cycle

[blazing maple]

but starfield was just a normal guy x 1000 with different shades on 'em to show they're a diff faction

[pallid sapphire]

im still pissed they dont give it real updates despite it being Todd´s baby and feeding it with out of touch workshop shit

[copper vapor]

iunno, but they weren't owned by Microsoft back then so no idea what difference that would have made

[blazing maple]

they just updated it

now there's seamless space travel

[copper vapor]

depends on the game... look at GTA6

[sour rivet]

how long did that take

[pallid sapphire]

And more out of touch Workshop shit .....

[blazing maple]

and during space travel you can get intercepted for random events

[copper vapor]

it just got a new DLC and a big free update

[blazing maple]

Lafettie lying right to our faces

20 lashings

[left mantle]

@frank hearth how it feels swapping to moira https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxqPbuldb7c

[untold spear]

they had been making it since 2015?

[sour rivet]

LASH?!

https://tenor.com/view/the-lash-agrees-deadlock-lash-jacob-lash-yes-gif-5329134727197059623

[untold spear]

but i dunno if an elder scrolls game has the same scope either way

[left mantle]

Dude the dash upgrade she gets is actually insane for repositioning

[copper vapor]

maybe? I used the GTA6 example but it may be a bad one, since Rockstar has multiple studios working on it
Bethesda is just one studio and they've been busy with FO4, FO76 and Starfield while making TES6

[pallid sapphire]

trackeralliance shit is out of touch workshop slop

Also i didnt see the new DLC stuff

[untold spear]

that's because you're not a sigma

[left mantle]

I get to reposition to back up the dps on a balcony with the increased jump and fuckin zoom back into combat

[oblique belfry]

[pallid sapphire]

ok new AR sexy

AYO thats goated

they updated it

if you own the premium edition you get the new DLC too

so i get it for free

Thats a big W Todd

I need to kiss Keith next time i see him on a Server

[marsh cargo]

[blazing maple]

We did it guys

we made Lafettie happy

good work everyone

[arctic flicker]

Hmm heretic soup

[pallid sapphire]

and upset cause we all miss Keith

you fucking haters

[arctic flicker]

I was wondering why the dueling sword is highly regarded, turns out there's a busted blessing that allows you to ignore alot of armor on armored targets lol

[blazing maple]

ROOFUS

[blazing maple]

I was tite with keith

I never did him wrong

[pallid sapphire]

i would love Roofus if Blizzard wasnt shit now

[sour rivet]

who even is keith

[sour rivet]

roof

[pallid sapphire]

[proven tundra]

guy that said starfield was gonna be good

it's in pins I think

[arctic flicker]

https://youtu.be/E7o3jxkmoaA?si=O3ioK3V_8OnrrT0d
Rat man has migrated from starsector to menace

[pallid sapphire]

ive watched that earlier

[pallid sapphire]

peak

[sour rivet]

why are you looking at me

[blazing maple]

todd howard pfp

[sour rivet]

that was before my time

[pallid sapphire]

he will never be forgotten

[blazing maple]

rip keith

They got him

[sour rivet]

rip LOSER!!!!

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/BamBaeYoh/status/2033993805494444322

bam (@BamBaeYoh)

remastered the nuber eats gif with lore accurate burger :3

QRT: BamBaeYoh
@MarathonTheGame MY BURGER GIF I'M SO HAPPYY :D 💖

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Mar 17, 2026, 7:48 PM

[sour rivet]

starfield turned out poopoo

uncycle me

right meow

[timber oxide]

Right what?

[pallid sapphire]

Now Pyrson is Mpreg

good job Bird

il double it and give the twins to the next one

[sour rivet]

HIT EM WITH IT

[blazing maple]

Everyone is pregnant, contraception has failed

[pallid sapphire]

oh shit

[pallid sapphire]

ive got the most of it

since im in germany im rich now from child support

[marsh cargo]

generational pic

[timber oxide]

[pallid sapphire]

look im @sick trail preg

[sullen stag]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[marsh cargo]

i wonder if i should play gr wildlands

[sour rivet]

im broke

i bought a 50k thing

[copper vapor]

rare blizzard W

[proven tundra]

was it worth it?

[copper vapor]

like

EXTREMELY rare

[sour rivet]

maybe

[copper vapor]

it fun

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDoDqr0bEAE5UfJ?format=png&name=900x900

[marsh cargo]

watch it be less than 10% of earnings got to charity

[sour rivet]

MY FUYCKING ROCK

GIVE IT BACK

[marsh cargo]

wrong ping

[blazing maple]

they do little charity thigns for cosmetics like this often

[copper vapor]

yea I saw a comment mentioning that
initially the premium edition only had the first dlc but they added the second one to it

[marsh cargo]

sorry rat

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

oh its gonna be childrens week in game next week i think

[pallid sapphire]

i will now go off

i will not reproduce,yet

[marsh cargo]

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbyechat-goodbye-chat-discord-funny-gif-22499294

[sour rivet]

hes dead

[marsh cargo]

[pallid sapphire]

i forgot the not

nobody seen it

[oblique belfry]

https://x.com/Nosoriart/status/2033927380536811659

N (@Nosoriart)

Choncc Kench wants your phone number☎️
#Artoflegends #LeagueOfLegendsFanArt

X · Mar 17, 2026, 3:24 PM

there are already new art

[pallid sapphire]

stop posting League NSFW

[oblique belfry]

he is getting attention again

i cannot believe it

what a day to be alive

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/डांस-patlu-motu-motu-patlu-पेटमेंधमाका-gif-19099315

[pallid sapphire]

il tripple the pregnant emotes and give them all to doge

[copper vapor]

https://www.theverge.com/entertainment/896278/fbc-firebreak-last-update-remedy

[oblique belfry]

the moment splash art was released 2 people already made a version with dick and pussy

got flashbanged

when i opened twitter

[marsh cargo]

ill take your word for it

[copper vapor]

ugh this article sucks

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/remedy-is-moving-on-from-fbc-firebreak-but-its-going-out-with-a-bang-one-final-update-adds-5-new-maps-a-lower-price-friends-pass-and-a-promise-the-game-will-continue-to-be-playable-for-years-to-come/

[hexed stag]

fat chud ahh game

[copper vapor]

slightly less sucky one

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

damn isnt the game just last year ?

[copper vapor]

I think so ,yeah

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

Well that was quick

[marsh cargo]

sam lake you hack

[copper vapor]

dev team is probably being pulled to work on control 2

but hey at least the game isn't shutting down entirely

[zealous depot]

Friends pass pretty peak

[copper vapor]

yup

[zealous depot]

And lower price so I won't complain

[copper vapor]

same

might get it on sale

[zealous depot]

I forgot what's the current price

[marsh cargo]

i think i saw like 3 streamers play it

[proven tundra]

Found the mother load
like 50 leather jackets

[marsh cargo]

and no one got far in it

[zealous depot]

Might buy it just to drag my friend through it

[proven tundra]

Yasmin is stylin'

just need some sunglasses

[marsh cargo]

zomboiding

[zealous depot]

Rat is zoming his boiding

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

yasmin? I hardly know 'im

[zealous depot]

I should start another round of zomboid

Eventually

B42 zomboiding

[blazing maple]

now that's a certified look

[sour rivet]

i need a certified book

collect my spell pages

[zealous depot]

Do i do another cold winter playthrough

If i zom my boid

[blazing maple]

no winter is lame

do spring/summer

boil while insects attack you

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

heyg sam do yuo wanna vc

[blazing maple]

yeah gimme a minute

[sour rivet]

kay

wait its 4pm already?

[green granite]

Took me like 80 hours in to realized I can patch shirts with leather patch to create armor

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

what the hell is going on man

im losing track of time

[zealous depot]

Happens to the best of us cup

[proven tundra]

It took me
uhhh
245.9 hours to realize this

[sour rivet]

i have a fun playthrough for you

spec ops military

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

exterminate a whole town

runners only

[zealous depot]

FUCK NO

[arctic flicker]

Oh yeah but you need a high tailoring to make patch leather worth a damage for armor

[sour rivet]

coward

[proven tundra]

runners only is cbt

[sour rivet]

yeah true

random then

[zealous depot]

Runners only, I am trying to enjoy zomboid

not speedrun an uninstall

[arctic flicker]

zombies can open doors

[green granite]

I guess some foods arent appealing

[blazing maple]

choccy nanners?!

[sour rivet]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2907683021&searchtext=black+ops

[green granite]

Choccy Nanner

[zealous depot]

I play with that already its how my last character died

Got munched on in a Crack head trailer

[green granite]

Tailor skill is easily upgraded

[sour rivet]

oh wait was that mod not updated to 42

[green granite]

One of the easiest skill imo

Just need a lot of twine and needle

[zealous depot]

I hate my works wifi blocks steam

[arctic flicker]

nowadays when there's a bunch of ways to acquire thread yeah

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

I think you can go to a clothes store and start ripping stuff

[arctic flicker]

right next to first aid thats easily obtained by standing and plucking glass from your feet

[green granite]

It will give you some Tailor already

[zealous depot]

It was not updated, just checked the tags and update history

[sour rivet]

aw shucks

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/iE39q-IKOzA?si=nBBZH8OdQPRqWH9f

given the new dlss5 memes
this

[arctic flicker]

foraging is pretty easy on its own too, yummy herbs for my poultices

[blazing maple]

choccy nanner is fun to say

[zealous depot]

Foraging was highly necessary during the winter playthrough

First time I started with levels in it immediately

[sour rivet]

sounds like a way to say your takin a poo

"brb gonna drop a choccy nanner"

i regret this now

[arctic flicker]

put some poison berries in the communal stew on MP

[zealous depot]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/feydemon/status/2033969216055906601 @copper vapor

Nes 🎨 (@feydemon)

This should actually be illegal

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 17, 2026, 6:10 PM

it's a final fantasy thing you like that right?

[zealous depot]

My friend hates the uhhh winter playthrough

[sour rivet]

THIS FUCKASS CARD GAME

[arctic flicker]

I'd only wish the cold weather slows zombies real good

[marsh cargo]

the card game

[zealous depot]

He also forces me to play on lower pop.

I put it to like 1.7 by myself

But I also set the zombies all to shamblers

[arctic flicker]

molotov em zombies

[zealous depot]

And like a small amount of crawlers

[green granite]

My first hours of zomboid included

Finding a shotgun

Whatever happened next

You already know

[arctic flicker]

every new player experience, thinking they won the game finding a gun

[zealous depot]

[green granite]

I played since Build 40

And during Buold 40

[zealous depot]

Okay but shotguns are fun

[green granite]

1 gunshot alert entite North China

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/DoodMaster20/status/2033929828257112280

DOOD (@DoodMaster20)

they're hiring anyone these days

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 17, 2026, 3:33 PM

@sour rivet

[sour rivet]

star

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/mulan-all-of-china-knows-gif-4205818911751445716

[green granite]

You know what was the worse mistake I made?

Spawning in West Point thinking its gonna be nice

It was in fact

Not nice

[marsh cargo]

west point is peak ass to spawn in

its peak to loot but not live in it

[arctic flicker]

I always choose the first spot I've spawned in, Rosewood

[green granite]

I think Rosemead is best place to start

Rosewood yeh

I havent played for a while damn

[blazing maple]

rosewood mentioned

[marsh cargo]

rose is great
ez and calm
But its 4 minutes away from literally everything in the map

unless you rushing prison

[arctic flicker]

where's the dozen fireaxes raiding the fire station

[proven tundra]

poggies

engine not great but it's full of gas and I've got some keys

[marsh cargo]

thats a good cat

[oblique belfry]

[arctic flicker]

do what MP does on the regular, strip cars to bare nothing

[green granite]

Yahron

[arctic flicker]

I swear if you don't join a server within 3 days all the cars are stripped to the chassis

[pliant chasm]

[celest plank]

@oblique belfry @raven swan @snow tree @pliant chasm EARLY TICKETS

@slim blaze YOU CUNT

[zealous depot]

Mmmm

Prison

The zombie gangbang party

[celest plank]

experimental shit but whatever

[slim blaze]

kino?

where?

[celest plank]

yes

3 seconds

[slim blaze]

need to remember how to ping kino enjoyer

[celest plank]

shit is like nuclear launch codes

[slim blaze]

basically

[zealous depot]

Is it still kino if no kino ping?

[celest plank]

yes

but its a christopher nolan movie without marketing

[slim blaze]

okay

[celest plank]

[slim blaze]

i got it

i got the code

[celest plank]

@timber oxide lettuces biggest hater

[copper vapor]

#kino, maybe

[slim blaze]

<@&1376665440415383742>

[vital venture]

Oh?

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

the last frame

[proven tundra]

LETTUCE

NOOOO

[oblique belfry]

bro

i was laying down

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhOwSi05Mf4

[oblique belfry]

until i saw kino ping noti

im back on pc

[celest plank]

lettuce is dead

[vital venture]

Wifi is deciding its too shit to watch it

[oblique belfry]

me and laff caught a stray 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/finished-breaking-bad-bryan-cranston-its-over-over-gif-5894615

[thick plover]

actually?

[sour rivet]

dang
this kino aint really hittin

[upbeat verge]

context?

[pliant chasm]

and the game crashed mid fight

[oblique belfry]

idk the context either

but i still was exploded

[upbeat verge]

I'm confused wtf is the meme about just the song edited in with soundtrack and lettuce

?

[marsh cargo]

lettuce got killed

[celest plank]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[copper vapor]

lettuce is kil?

[plucky jolt]

another character gets killed off

[celest plank]

the actor was underpaid

he quit

[copper vapor]

GRRM can't keep getting away with this

[upbeat verge]

aha thats the context

[celest plank]

though offtopic is an ai generated fanfic anyways

[upbeat verge]

@plucky jolt

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

why did bro ping him twice 😭

[upbeat verge]

out of love

[oblique belfry]

fair

bro appears like a limited time event

[plucky jolt]

is sound baiting is lettuce actually gone

[oblique belfry]

and goes

[celest plank]

yes

check the news

[oblique belfry]

@raven swan

[celest plank]

india is kaboom

[oblique belfry]

no he aint

[upbeat verge]

I used to pray for days like this

[pliant chasm]

"woahhh i require context to laugh woahhh"

[left mantle]

@frank hearth Me seeing the other dps lock in genji and vandetta (I know his ass ain't gonna do anything actually useful)

[vital venture]

Fanfic is true but ai generated is a bit of too far

[frank hearth]

honestly other dps was ok

[frank hearth]

it was our non cat sup that was doing piss all

[celest plank]

50 shades of gray has better writing than this shit

[left mantle]

It's frankly scary I had almost half of their healing...on soldier

[celest plank]

this is an episode of seinfeld we are living in

[vital venture]

Thats just every fanfic ever

Like the raptor with Lara Croft one even existing

[celest plank]

offtopic extended

[left mantle]

ai wishes it was this delusional

[celest plank]

kino enjoyer role is hitting stray bullets

😭

[oblique belfry]

?

[copper vapor]

?

[oblique belfry]

like why

what is starbreeze snorting

[copper vapor]

kool-aid

you should try it sometime

[frank hearth]

how the fuck is this real

[untold spear]

they are snorting bad investment

for like a decade

[marsh cargo]

gotta make it realistic ppl love that shit

[vital venture]

Oh good people are ignoring how I know something like that exists

[pliant chasm]

can't even aram anymore without getting dove lvl1

[oblique belfry]

makes pd3
flop
leaves few people at pd2 to manage the game
updates that fixed major known bugs and changes community wanted, in the span of few months
what do we do to make pd3 get attention again
fat cop in pd3

[vital venture]

Wait we are making a trailer about fat cops

Should've just made a mission about getting hunted by Paul blart: Mall Cop atp

[copper vapor]

on one condition:

it actually has to be Kevin James

[oblique belfry]

anyways

kino consumed

[green granite]

@copper vapor

[oblique belfry]

got blown up

back to laying down now

[vital venture]

Can they even afford Kevin James at this low of a point

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/almost-19

[timber oxide]

"Hey Ethan, take this weird ass tank thingy armed with a chainsaw, machinegun and a fucking cannon and get out of here. Also please do me a favor and don't draw any attention to yourself while driving this kill machine"

[oblique belfry]

just crouch lmao

[vital venture]

Should've just told Ethan to not one tap mother Miranda and watch the game end in 2 nanoseconds

[oblique belfry]

🥀

what the fuck ?

[copper vapor]

violens

[oblique belfry]

apparently there are some people that made an entire community about something called "DC Allies"

where instead of marvel characters its DC characters

for marvel rivals game

and they are even making custom stuff

[copper vapor]

yep someone mentioned that some days ago here

... or not

hm. someone told me about this in another discord then

[oblique belfry]

oh my god there is even a subreddit

even random memes

🥀

[timber oxide]

Heisenburger boss fight was peam

[supple lotus]

Calender man - best useless worthless DC villain

[oblique belfry]

what he do

[supple lotus]

he does crime on the "perfect days" based on... well... the calender

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

like

12/12/12?

[supple lotus]

it's been ages when I saw that episode - i dont even remember except shouting how fucking retarded that villain is

from the wiki

"Calendar Man is known for committing crimes that correspond with holidays and significant dates. He often wears costumes to correlate with the date of the designated crime."

[copper vapor]

oh.

[supple lotus]

genious

[copper vapor]

shoulda called him holiday man

[pliant chasm]

holy loser maxxing

[copper vapor]

[pliant chasm]

nooo you can't have fun in the for fun mode

[tiny notch]

when the молат дома roofs plays and i have the urge to make another FPS

[proven tundra]

what road

[tiny notch]

bank?

bnak road

i think

[proven tundra]

ye its bank

[copper vapor]

abnk road

[supple lotus]

[proven tundra]

different zoom levels make it go silly

[copper vapor]

wait no

ɐBnk Road

there we go

[supple lotus]

perfection

[hexed stag]

But did you finish the current/previous one?

[marsh cargo]

huh i got a strega in div2
i wonder if its good

[snow tree]

Can't believe Lettuce is kill

[tiny notch]

im meant to finish projects?

[hexed stag]

Yes

Obv

[marsh cargo]

neat

[cunning bronze]

zomboid

tempted to go back and make a modlis

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-house-доктор-хаус-хаус-gif-12214380363960840199

ITS PEAK

sound, would you mind making a 20-30 second video about my spam incident?

id say it was pretty funny

[quiet abyss]

@oblique belfry has all the screenshots

[upbeat verge]

can Wolf from Sekiro canonically parry the Thanos snap?

[quiet abyss]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825042736343941192/1272199783343456348/i-text.gif

[upbeat verge]

alo atrix

atrox

atrod

[quiet abyss]

[upbeat verge]

first try

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-tont-stark-jarvis-squirrel-gif-3250516855489368721

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/nuke-parry

no, but this guy can

[quiet abyss]

pov: moses but directed by michael bay

[upbeat verge]

who is that

[oblique belfry]

the what

oh your spam mute

[upbeat verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL7GVMRGaKM

ty youtube

for recommending me a 10 year old video

[quiet abyss]

yup

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-gif-18533608

[upbeat verge]

OOOO MY GOD

nearly dislocated my finger by accidentally putting my weight on my hand

lord jesus

[left mantle]

pop it back in

[upbeat verge]

i didnt dislocate it thankfully

[frank hearth]

oh god i just opened all the boxes i got through the event

[left mantle]

that's a lot of legendary

That last game was pretty good all around

me and other dps were doin great, tank was doin great, supports were doin great

just all round good

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

mmm got a couple hours still on the corned beef

[pliant meteor]

https://youtu.be/3_9vCamtuPY?si=T7AuRtZGoBhQYWAD

[celest plank]

which one

[flat violet]

Wdym lettuce is gone

I have to wake up at 6 AM

I need context

https://tenor.com/view/context-context-hat-i-require-context-soyjak-wojak-gif-11496174374422496290

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/please-give-more-context-gif-22337965

I will ban your ass

[tiny notch]

india won the cricket world cup so they got nuked or something idk

the cricket thing was the last thing i heard about india

[upbeat verge]

love me some instagram comments
@tiny notch @flat violet

[flat violet]

Nuked as a joke or seriously?

[tiny notch]

as a joke i dont think anything happened tot them

[flat violet]

Ivan energy

[tiny notch]

ivan core

[upbeat verge]

OMG

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/pull-the-trigger-you-little-pussy-marvin-marsh-south-park-do-it-i-dare-you-gif-21959660

[vestal thunder]

oh my god!

[upbeat verge]

am i really thay bad

[flat violet]

I can't watch kino now, explain goddamn it

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/arnold-schwarzenegger-arnold-арнольд-gif-4452228115641795719

[flat violet]

I'll watch it in a bit

[celest plank]

uhh

lettuce wanted a video that ends when someone dies or something

[flat violet]

Yes

[celest plank]

and i told him to wait by his door

to say the least, he is no longer with us

[flat violet]

There are two Lettuce if I try to ping and I don't even know the correct one

[celest plank]

@rugged quiver

fuck

@raven swan

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-gabriel-ultrakill-ultrakill-gabriel-gif-13252738368989876490

[upbeat verge]

havent seen rain around in a minute

whats crackin

[tiny notch]

i posted like 20 seconds ago mate

[upbeat verge]

before that dingus

i obviously fucking saw u posted

[tiny notch]

clearly not if u said u didnt see me

[upbeat verge]

[tiny notch]

so whats with the lettuce kino thing

i got no context

hes sitll in the server i think

[left mantle]

The context is that there is no context

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-helldiver-space-based-gif-5695723186913929187

as there shouldnt be

[pliant chasm]

it's just a funny edit

[left mantle]

This is one of the times where the story is just what it appears to be

A nonsensical joke

[pliant chasm]

btw new borka alt was just banned

in brainfart

[tiny notch]

i saw GoT Season 6 episode 10 and Chornobyl ep 1 clips so igot mildly invested

[left mantle]

Holy shit did he really fuckin forget that it only highlights when you get mentioned?

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDPYgAJDQTc @frank hearth @left mantle @copper vapor

garen is too powerful that it crashed the servers

[pliant chasm]

yea i laughed so hard when i saw that

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/l-reveal-nicks-silly-lil-l-gif-death-note-kira-light-gif-16693042709449874429

must be some sort of trick

make us think its borka

when in actuality its someone elses alt

noone can be that stupid

[upbeat verge]

the weather
@tiny notch @pliant chasm @oblique belfry @left mantle @flat violet

[oblique belfry]

thank you ?

[pliant chasm]

bro left straight after sending that

[oblique belfry]

now i know the weather from that place....wherever that is

[tiny notch]

its just the weather?

[tiny notch]

brilliant gambit

[left mantle]

This is the dude who posted pictures of a feds family pretending to be them on other servers, and an easily reverse image searched computer.

Borka's level of dumb as fuck cannot be topped

[upbeat verge]

Finland

[tiny notch]

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/patchy-patchy-the-pirate-that's-it-that's-the-lost-episode-spongebob-gif-10998116456105316530

[oblique belfry]

ah

thank you

now i know the weather of finland

[upbeat verge]

anytime

[left mantle]

For those who do not know, Prime is actually a fed.

[oblique belfry]

white fox and black cat is being added to rivals

[upbeat verge]

we love prime

[tiny notch]

prime?

minos prime?

[oblique belfry]

wait really ?

[left mantle]

Yes.

[oblique belfry]

[thin bobcat]

@naive arrow filter my messages and delete everything even faintly incriminating

[oblique belfry]

gonna call him when im in trouble with the feds

[tiny notch]

prime is a name i remember i dont remember their pfp tho

[pliant chasm]

can you ban me and do the same

[thin bobcat]

you have like 14 alt accounts because you're a retard

[upbeat verge]

stereotypical american who posts guns and fishing and hunting

[pliant chasm]

less traceable or something

[oblique belfry]

@honest whale @obsidian sun

[thin bobcat]

you lost access to the first one because you forgot the password of the email account connected to it

[upbeat verge]

i mean i kinda know where youyou lives i can visit him

[pliant chasm]

im too retarded to be traced

[oblique belfry]

send him a pipebomb

[upbeat verge]

nah id get sand in my eyes

[pliant chasm]

we live in basically the same area

[tiny notch]

youtube auto playlists are something

[upbeat verge]

gae

[tiny notch]

i never knew

[upbeat verge]

Balkans and balkans but africa

[tiny notch]

balkans arent real

[upbeat verge]

yes they are ya retard

[tiny notch]

ive never seen one

[upbeat verge]

yu blind

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/balkans-balkan-peninsula

[upbeat verge]

and I am mi
and he is yu

[upbeat verge]

sir youre licky iedy and the other balkaners arent here

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/rush-hour-you-and-me-me-and-you-yu-mee-gif-6521388707144075848

[upbeat verge]

youd be publically hanged by the balls

[oblique belfry]

surely we are balkan too

[upbeat verge]

glad someone got the reference

[tiny notch]

its a clip i think of atleast once a month

[oblique belfry]

WHO IS THAT ? 🗣️

[tiny notch]

thats norbert

[vestal thunder]

Stop sending fine dust to our country, you fxking China!

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-our-brains-gif-17743279341487461450

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

yeah i thought this gif was pretty funny too doge

[celest plank]

mod mafia proceeds to leak

[vestal thunder]

i want breath fresh air...........

[upbeat verge]

ok andrew tate

[tiny notch]

https://tenor.com/view/andrew-tate-air-breath-gif-25846172

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-skeleton-eyes-scared-halloween-gif-10131166488896845092

[hexed stag]

@little depot Ya hear that? Let a fella breathe!!

[left mantle]

But yeah based on what I can recall off the top of my head IIRC Prime is an FWO with Fish and Wildlife.

[oblique belfry]

what is FWO again ?

[left mantle]

Federal Wildlife Officer

[oblique belfry]

Ah

Oh

my mom's workplace has em to

thats cool

[copper vapor]

AYO

[copper vapor]

he said so more than once

[oblique belfry]

never saw it myself

mostly his arsenal and hunts

and that hunting game he was playing with hate

[runic condor]

Dehorses your horse

[vestal thunder]

what is this

its weird

[proven tundra]

This is Discord

It is used as a communication service between people

You can post text messages or upload media such as pictures or videos

[zealous depot]

[flat violet]

The dude that post fish and stuff like that?

[zealous depot]

His a FISH COP

Ewwwwwwwwwww

[vestal thunder]

huh?

[proven tundra]

[flat violet]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ||OGGI ALLE||

[ionic herald]

unlucky bro

[untold spear]

lol

[left mantle]

yeah that one, the person borka pretended to be in multiple discords

[untold spear]

he likes COCK

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-giant-large-poultry-gif-8085089

[flat violet]

They'll never see my next move

[ionic herald]

sound catching strays

[zealous depot]

Ah I forgot about that

That was great

[untold spear]

strays

like in armored core?

[left mantle]

we're on alt like 5 banned now btw

[flat violet]

Ah, I missed this piece of lore

[ionic herald]

i dont speak that language senior

[zealous depot]

Oh broka keeps trying to join

I only seen one of his alts, and he just outright admitted it to me

[flat violet]

Isn't Borka the dude that lived in RU channels, I'm probably mixing him with someone else

[zealous depot]

"Its me. Borka."

Like bro

Don't tell me

[pliant chasm]

the dude who pretended to be prime

[left mantle]

This one made fun of himself, then posted an image which highlights that he was in fact borka and sniper called him out on it

[pliant chasm]

in another server and kept bragging

[flat violet]

I missed this unfortunately

[pliant chasm]

he keeps joining with different alts

and doing the same shit

[flat violet]

Yeah I got that

I've seen the logs about him

[zealous depot]

When did his last alt show up

[left mantle]

Yeah it was super weird, he'd post images of prime's family that he had posted here pretending to be him and everything

[left mantle]

today

[timid hollow]

Hi

[zealous depot]

[pliant chasm]

nah it was like a month now

[flat violet]

Daaamn, didn't know Prime was chill like that

[pliant chasm]

just today he was banned

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/tiger-tiger-woods-big-dog-salutation-what-up-gif-2478767235926945002

[pliant chasm]

the way he was caught was teh funniest shit i saw

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[left mantle]

Who's gonna go after prime, that's just a deathwish with how much that man has in stockpile lmao

[flat violet]

Having a job sucks, I missed those family pics

[left mantle]

But yeah, super creepy, super weird

[timid hollow]

having a job is cool, you can buy games

[untold spear]

eww

[flat violet]

[timid hollow]

im acting like im playing those retro games because i want, fuck no they cost 2 euro

[upbeat verge]

chat id lowkey use her squirt to boil my noodles

[timid hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/879703733016068186/1050073386690301983/togif-2.gif

[flat violet]

I just cannot catch strays

Or whatever the word is

[upbeat verge]

REMOVE THE MESSAGE FALCO

ITS SO PERFECT

REMOVE IT

[vestal thunder]

Oh...

[upbeat verge]

GOOD

[untold spear]

i mean, it probably has a decent amount of urea, so it ain't that dirty

[upbeat verge]

YESSSSS

we did it

[untold spear]

plus you're going to boil it

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/джона-хилл-jonah-hill-facepalm-рука-лицо-долоня-обличчя-gif-7167197686338732060

i guess bro

[timid hollow]

since i have that gif im just waiting for opportunities

[upbeat verge]

vero or something idk felicita

[timid hollow]

SCUZI SCUZI

do you know that feeling when you have the urge to play a game but the urge to play other games is bigger and then you feel like the evil stepmother that gives one child less attention

no?

me neither

[untold spear]

no

because i don't like video games

i just play them because they're popular

[timid hollow]

gey