╟❓general-offtopic

[marsh cargo]

bluescreen

[teal spade]

I got some neat clips from my time when I played Division 2. Lemme find 'em

[cunning bronze]

i dont think i have it

[marsh cargo]

do you have carnage ?

the named lmg

[cunning bronze]

i need to check

[copper vapor]

interesting.

[marsh cargo]

rusty and carnage works too

[copper vapor]

should work well with my Scorpio

[marsh cargo]

i like bluescreen because its an ondemand git fucked button

[thick plover]

bought spire slaying 2

what have I done

[teal spade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vli361wYrY
@marsh cargo

[untold spear]

alright fuck it

i'll play league

[thick plover]

kill this man

[frail leaf]

🎲 2

-# 1d3

[thick plover]

@proven tundra greetings

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HDZLop0aUAAQETn.mp4

[proven tundra]

Henlo bogdaner

[untold spear]

IT CALLS TO ME!

[teal spade]

@marsh cargo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxxLdkVowUk

[copper vapor]

I already have this which synergizes well with Scorpio

The Grudge my beloved

[marsh cargo]

that stacks very neatly with the coyote mask

[marsh cargo]

pair up with carnage and you get meme damage

[lucid latch]

When we get Resident Evil 12 and 78 year old Leon says "I left bingo to fight you all" to a horde of zombies and it breaks the internet

[rocky turtle]

last quest left

[marsh cargo]

w

[frail leaf]

🎲 2

-# 1d6

[verbal gate]

fuck

[rocky turtle]

Tezclan is cooked

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

reward for defeating tezclan

[rocky turtle]

oh yeah also this

even my proxy corp is hostile

[zealous depot]

What did you do

[rocky turtle]

finished xiomara questline

[lucid latch]

Wesker is a gooner confirmed by re9 easter egg?????

😱

[raven swan]

no wonder ED players like to take pictures of ships in front of stuff

mandalay

[copper vapor]

what else is there to take pictures of

[raven swan]

idk, space penises or something

[restive bear]

Goofy ahh physics

[brittle karma]

all that for sc wuling battery

[copper vapor]

I need to stop watching monhun speedrunners

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/sunset-overdrive-hello-chat-gif-27327142

[rocky turtle]

[restive bear]

Hi birb

[timber oxide]

Oh hi Birb

https://tenor.com/view/leon-dance-terminal-montage-leon-dance-leon-dance-terminal-montage-gif-5816737132212489194

[quiet abyss]

Alo mcrib

[uneven sapphire]

[raven swan]

time to get on the grind

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

Spaart

Wanna play sm2?

With mods

[marsh cargo]

nope

[quiet abyss]

You suck.

Atleast the saltzpyre plane joke wasnt lost on you

[marsh cargo]

lmao

that do be saltz

[quiet abyss]

lamo indeed

Its funny because saltpile is the most racist of the ubersreik five

But the least racist witch hunter

[marsh cargo]

yes thats actual true

hes super tolerant in comparison

[quiet abyss]

Because theres an elf, wizard and dwarf nearby, and hes not losing his shit

3 people who arent exactly human at all

[marsh cargo]

they dont hate dwarfs that much

[quiet abyss]

Fair

But elves

The literal WITCH

[marsh cargo]

elves arent that bad either
however

forest elves

kill on sight

[quiet abyss]

Tree munchers

So high elves are ok

But not forest elf

Are dark elves around too?

[marsh cargo]

thats becase forest elves are balkan tier racist

[quiet abyss]

So is mayfly meant to be racist?

Or is she a tolerant wood elf in comparison

[marsh cargo]

yeah its like saying monkeig

the thing is the elf has 2 people in the party that she likes

shes neutral with the dwarf

but this is a personal thing for her

[quiet abyss]

And she seems to like kruber, but i might be retarded

[marsh cargo]

thats because hes grail knight

and thats a whole meme

[quiet abyss]

What that mean

Lady of the water

[marsh cargo]

bretonia worships the lady of the lake

[quiet abyss]

= elf friend

[marsh cargo]

and have arthurian knights shit

[quiet abyss]

got it

[marsh cargo]

but

the lady is actually an elf goddess who is using the bretons as paladins to protect the forest elves

a buffer state

[quiet abyss]

Thats hilarious

[marsh cargo]

the forest elves are fully aware of this

and find it funny

[quiet abyss]

But anyways, she despises saltpile, just like he hates her

[marsh cargo]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

saltz has no fondness of her

and neither does she for him

[quiet abyss]

He just tolerates her existance for now

And she does the same

[marsh cargo]

they both hate chaos more than each other so

[quiet abyss]

Oh and i dont think sienna or kerillian really have much of a hate for each other, or i dont hear them yap because sienna is a rarer pick

[marsh cargo]

they are actually friends

[quiet abyss]

Oh crazy

[marsh cargo]

because elfs though humans magic

[quiet abyss]

So ok, kruber has decent relations with everyone, right?

[marsh cargo]

so elfs see mages as their little apprentices

yeah kruber is friends with everyone

[quiet abyss]

Dwarf too

[marsh cargo]

but hes masking his ptsd for sienna

[quiet abyss]

Sorry, what?

Im missing lore

[marsh cargo]

so kruber is a veteran soldier

[quiet abyss]

Yes

[marsh cargo]

on his last mission to ostland

his entire squad was wiped out leaving him as the last survivor

by a necromancer

[quiet abyss]

Average guardsman lore

Oh and that was sofia i bet

(Guessing)

[marsh cargo]

its not named as being her

but still necromancy is BIG no no in the empire

[quiet abyss]

But suggested? Or speculated

[rocky turtle]

atro sparter

[quiet abyss]

But still makes sense, but i thought sienna was a fire wizard mainly

[marsh cargo]

droooon

[marsh cargo]

she is

however

[quiet abyss]

So why would that directly affect sienna

[marsh cargo]

killing her twin

is implied their souls merged

granting sienna necromancy

but also changing her

[quiet abyss]

And that means that sofia also has pyromancy

[marsh cargo]

to quote
sienna is both more of herself and less of herself

[quiet abyss]

Interesting

[marsh cargo]

theres 2 sets of hands at the wheel

sofia and sienna merged

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

Alright, as i was saying, kruber = frend, dwarf = frend, salt = mean tolerant racist, elf = tolerant racist and witch = neutral mostly

[zealous depot]

My arms be sore

This sucks

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

Thats nice taco, we are discussing vermintide 2 fluff

[marsh cargo]

saltz is the most saddened and taken back by what happened to sienna

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

Wut

Wym most taken aback??

[marsh cargo]

hes super sad

[quiet abyss]

I thought hated her

[marsh cargo]

in vt1 he did

[quiet abyss]

But then he got better

[marsh cargo]

but after that game and the time they spent together

he began liking her

[copper vapor]

otp

[marsh cargo]

he got the hopes to fully redeem sienna

however

when she became a necromancer
those hopes were crushed

[quiet abyss]

Then the sister hit the second sienna tower, so to speak

[marsh cargo]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

a second sister has hit the sienna

so uh

[marsh cargo]

saltz blames himself for letting sienna fall even deeper

[quiet abyss]

Yes

Sad racism

[copper vapor]

sienna necromancer lore is even dumber than I imagined, huh

[quiet abyss]

Seems so

[marsh cargo]

well its twins magic

and its fantasy

[quiet abyss]

Still a silly thing spart

[flint kiln]

yo guys anyone played The witcher 3 the wild hunt? I just downloaded the game what difficult do yall recommend? I was thinking death march

[quiet abyss]

Fantasy just feels like expanded lord of the rings, but with more than one major enemy faction

[celest plank]

@pure goblet may i undo

😭

[quiet abyss]

[left mantle]

Oh you're poo now

[pure goblet]

no

[quiet abyss]

What did you do to be shit

[marsh cargo]

[celest plank]

I asked oflin to make me poo so I can pretend to be youyou

[quiet abyss]

Retard

[pure goblet]

You’re born in shit, you remain a shit

[celest plank]

and I said heinous shit in his name

[marsh cargo]

kinda yes
but i mean its older than 40k

[celest plank]

And someone clipped them

So GG

[celest plank]

Alrighty

FUCK

Im purple now

[copper vapor]

you're about 10 years late with that question

just go death march but be prepared for the toughest fight at the start of the game

then it gets easier.

[celest plank]

[quiet abyss]

I mean yeah 40k is 90s, no?

[pure goblet]

Purple pleb

[copper vapor]

yea 40k is 1992 iirc. or 1991

[quiet abyss]

While fantasy was 80s or smth idk

[celest plank]

Id rather be shit with a pure soul than to have a pure nick color and be shit

[copper vapor]

I'd rather you just be shit all over

can we make that happen

[celest plank]

I can spam heinous shit and get banned so I can get whitened out

[proven tundra]

Finally unlocked max carry weight/air capacity

[copper vapor]

morning

[quiet abyss]

Oflin you heard the man, execute him

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/so-long-katniss-everdeen-jennifer-lawrence-hunger-games-three-finger-salute-gif-14042795

[marsh cargo]

i mean that should have been obvious since you can take the dwarf out of the slayer oath class

[verbal gate]

bum ass thinks he's Batman or something

[quiet abyss]

The what now?

You know way too much fantasy lore

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/preston-garvey-fallout-fo4-another-settlement-gif-16895459270352605670

[quiet abyss]

You are my fantasy counterpart at this point

Because i know 40k, you know its grandpappy

[flint kiln]

yeah lol 10 years ago I was a tiny child who didn't know about any games lol I only found out witcher 3 after finishing Kingdom come deliverance since I can't run kcd2 but wanna play something similiar lol hopefully it lives up to the hype I heard people glazing this up with skyrim

[marsh cargo]

i started binging it since its
honestly far more detailed than 40k

[copper vapor]

since it's fantasy, it'll be very different from kcd

faster-paced, has magic shit and whatnot

it's a very good game

[quiet abyss]

I feel like 40k mossing detail is almost part of the charm

[copper vapor]

but it won't be your cup of tea if you're looking for realism

[quiet abyss]

Like how half the imperial records are just gone

[celest plank]

Its different than KCD a lot, not in a bad way

I say its much MUCH better than KCD

[quiet abyss]

3 lols on one message, new record

[celest plank]

since witcher 3 is prolly one of the best rpg and overall games ever made

[marsh cargo]

ok so dwarfs have this societal thing were you can feel such great shame of something you did
you take up the slayer oath
tdlr find something to kill you in battle and be a fucking viking about it

[celest plank]

lol i didnt notice that lol its not a bad thing though right lol? lol

[quiet abyss]

Alr then

[marsh cargo]

the note here is you cant leave it till you actually die

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

but but its a class for bardin

[copper vapor]

and there's a legendary slayer dawi who just DOESN'T die regardless of how many imbalanced fights he throws himself into

his mohawk is taller than he is

[quiet abyss]

Khorne likes this one

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/va-n-gif-20149172

[left mantle]

wolololololololo

[cunning bronze]

this Necromancer spell mod is great. @sour rivet

[left mantle]

[marsh cargo]

and his canonical conclusion is the engineer class

[cunning bronze]

Storm of Souls + Decaying Corpse

[quiet abyss]

Found sienna @marsh cargo

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

also bardin mentioned, obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq6bn1o4P6U

[cunning bronze]

I might give her the old hair style

[marsh cargo]

thats a great way to fake death

[copper vapor]

fake?

faked it so good the game called it a defeat

does that make it a victory

[marsh cargo]

yes the best way to make the enemy think you fake your death is by killing yourself

[lucid latch]

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-low-tier-god-sleep-goodnight-moderators-gif-15792675966851774905

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

also i love dwarf names

in fantasy

[copper vapor]

gimli son of groin

[quiet abyss]

Bardin Gorrekson, and his daughter Hedda Bardinsdottir

[copper vapor]

I mean

[quiet abyss]

so simple

[copper vapor]

that's just nordic naming conventions

[marsh cargo]

yeah they are very nordic viking

[quiet abyss]

but still kinda funny

i didnt know they literally just made it dottir tho

[copper vapor]

you're gonna go full when you visit norway or denmark or whatever

[cunning bronze]

That's why you have to give them eastern names

[quiet abyss]

i didnt pay much attention to nordic culture besides their gods

[copper vapor]

I mean
even nordic gods are like this

although they omit the surname

[quiet abyss]

i suppose, but most are just named by their first name

[copper vapor]

because everyone's either Odinsson or Odinsdottir

[quiet abyss]

yeah

wait, what about the vanir

i thought they originated differently

[copper vapor]

odin fucked them too

[quiet abyss]

hm, makes sense

come to think of it

i never really thought of where they came from

[copper vapor]

(I don't actually know but it's funny to think that ever since Thor called Odin the "All-Fucker" in GOWR)

[quiet abyss]

lmao

im just gonna go look it up, youve got me curious about a topic i havent read in like 4 years

most are Njordson/dottir

god of boat gave birth to many gods apparently

[zealous depot]

Coffee

[copper vapor]

does anyone here still remember MHW (and Iceborn) shit well?

[quiet abyss]

no, but i know about ice coffee if that helps?

[copper vapor]

it does

[cunning bronze]

What do you need

[quiet abyss]

oh there you go

conveniently timed

[left mantle]

No but I remember how bullshit I thought iceborn was

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture will you be on for the sloptide update on tuesday

[copper vapor]

what is this regen effect from? timestamped video: https://youtu.be/3V-f3y-f96o?si=V6Q1scs2Q8CXGPpY&t=35

[quiet abyss]

[cunning bronze]

Holy shit

[copper vapor]

bro hits rajang and gets this regen effect that brings him back to 100% hp in one second

[cunning bronze]

I think that's Safi armor

[copper vapor]

it's probably some endgame bullshit that I'll never get but I'm curious

[left mantle]

Bro I gotta pre-tenderize my meat for some reason when I move to snow biome

[copper vapor]

so
I read about safijiva set bonus and it says
increased affinity and damage with weapon drawn, take damage when attacking but recover health when dealing damage

doesn't mention this specific regen thing

Health Regen augment on weapon also just gives you back a % of damage dealt as healing

neither of them mention any health recovery over time, especially a fast regen like this

[cunning bronze]

Yeap, it's safi armor

[quiet abyss]

how to keep your weiner from freezing in the arctic:

[left mantle]

Like seriously I have never been more annoyed with an introduced mechanic than I was with the fuckin clutch claw

[copper vapor]

yea they really went hard with the "you have to engage with the new mechanics" thing. It's a bit annoying imo but I'm still managing to win fights

[cunning bronze]

That's just how it works, the thing is a lot of armor sets say one thing but they work a bit deeper

It's full safi armor too. No fatalis, interesting

[timber oxide]

@oblique belfry @sour rivet @quiet abyss more shitposts

[copper vapor]

I was getting two-shot because I was still using HR armor, then I noticed MR armor has almost twice as much defense

now I get 3-shot instead

[cunning bronze]

Yeah that's pretty much a given. The best HR endgame set will maybe carry you a couple of hunts

[copper vapor]

gotta farm brachydios for a pair of gloves

[cunning bronze]

I had the best pre iceborne endgame gear

[copper vapor]

then I think I'm good for the iceborne story mode

[cunning bronze]

Around 4-5 hunts I changed it

Which was behemoth armor

Drachen

[cunning bronze]

Lmaoo

Clutch claw was annoying yeah but iceborne was amazing

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

its so peam

[left mantle]

I can enjoy something and still think it's bullshit.

[quiet abyss]

its too bad memestealer died

because hes ignoring my pings

[cunning bronze]

Oh yeah, I always thought the tenderizing mechanic was bad

[quiet abyss]

i mean tbf hes probably working rn

or at college

[copper vapor]

I hate that the tenderizing effect is temporary

[left mantle]

It feels and sounds like a shoehorned mechanic, and that's what it is.

[flint kiln]

Yeah I got the lol brainrot😭

[copper vapor]

sure it lasts a long time but being temporary sucks

[timber oxide]

Whomst

[cunning bronze]

Yeah it's not good

[quiet abyss]

@vital venture

wheremst

[cunning bronze]

I prefer wounds system

[copper vapor]

I prefer it when the monster just fugin dies.

[cunning bronze]

I wonder how game breaking MR will be for wilds

If its going to be like sunbreak or not

[cunning bronze]

Same, best strategy, hit it until it die

[copper vapor]

how is sunbreak compared to rise?

[cunning bronze]

Sunbreak is a 10

[marsh cargo]

sunbreak is peak

[cunning bronze]

It elevated Rise to a whole new level

[quiet abyss]

@rocky turtle mfw you have darktide on wishlist, its on sale for 75% off, highest sale to date, and doesnt get it smh

[flint kiln]

Nah that's impossible u can't beat kcd well at least for me since I prefer more realistic stuff than some weird AHH magic typa stuff that makes no sense

[quiet abyss]

[marsh cargo]

rise likes the concept of coop so its automatically better than world

[quiet abyss]

sm2 cleared out the droon bank

[copper vapor]

witcher 3 might not be a game for you then

[cunning bronze]

Builds are great, fights are awesome, coop is better, lots of variety, ALL weapons feel great

Sunbreak made every weapon feel and perform well

[marsh cargo]

wants realism medival game

plays witcher 3

[cunning bronze]

You want realistic medieval? Shall I present you the GOAT of medieval games? Look no further:

[quiet abyss]

are we deadass?

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/bannerlord-gif-25268296

[quiet abyss]

i want realism!!! asks if witcher 3 is good

if you want realism? fuck no

[copper vapor]

@flint kiln
witcher 3 has
flamethrower hands
force push
mind control
za warudo
magic bubble
portals
necromancy
magic clothes
undead
ghosts
vampires
the devil (tm)

[marsh cargo]

the entire selling point of KCD is that its the first medieval realism game with quality

[timber oxide]

Excuse me, Witcher is 100% realistic cause that's just how living in a slavic country looks like

[cunning bronze]

The devil (could be God actually)

[flint kiln]

Yeah ik that's why I am going in the game with the intend of seeing what's it about rather than tryna find a another masterpiece like kcd well at least until I get a pc that can run kcd2

[marsh cargo]

thank you for reminding me that poland is fantasy land

[rocky turtle]

i dont have money

[timber oxide]

Polish hobos are witchers in disguise

[quiet abyss]

so sm2 did clear out the bank

[copper vapor]

I don't think "God" looks like this

[cunning bronze]

But yeah. @copper vapor Sunbreak is excellent, it does help it was made by the portable team

You should play it at some point

[copper vapor]

maybe one day I'll play it

[cunning bronze]

At least it goes on sale often and at a good price

[copper vapor]

if wife doesn't make me wait another 2 years for our next Iceborne session

[marsh cargo]

its also super friendly with coop so you can binge it with the wife

[cunning bronze]

It's Witcher,god could look like a deformed cockroach and it'll probably fit

[copper vapor]

excellent

does it have cross-platform?

[marsh cargo]

i think it does

[copper vapor]

good

[cunning bronze]

Eh no

I don't think it does

[copper vapor]

I think she has it on the ps5 thanks to ps+

[cunning bronze]

Wilds is the first cross play MH

[copper vapor]

uh oh.

[marsh cargo]

oooooh

[cunning bronze]

That's why it was such a big deal

[copper vapor]

ok, good to know.

[flint kiln]

Um well I just said I preferred realism over fantasy not that I can't enjoy fantasy only if the story n stuff is good tho if it sucks then it's just boring for me

[cunning bronze]

Alright
Time for a little nap

I'm going biking next

[copper vapor]

first time you said you 'enjoyed' fantasy, your last message about fantasy games was that you prefer realism over "bullshit magic that makes no sense"

that doesn't sound like something a person who enjoys fantasy would say lol

either way

break a leg

if you clear the first fight on death march, the rest of the game is easy

[rocky turtle]

mewgenics

[quiet abyss]

man at least check darktide price tag

[flint kiln]

Yeah but like um if the story + RPG elements are good then I don't mind magic n stuff that much but if they suck then I'd probably go play another game

[marsh cargo]

i mean you are comparing witcher 3 to kcd1
nuclear bomb vs coughing baby

[flint kiln]

Isn't that like supposed to be almost impossible or something I heard that Ur supposed to die if remember correctly

[cunning bronze]

Nah, death march isn't impossible

[flint kiln]

Man if only I played kcd last and fantasy first

[flint kiln]

No I meant the boss I stumbled across a short like a couple years back or something I think and heard that Ur supposed to die to the first boss guy or something

[arctic flicker]

Runt in KCD1?

[copper vapor]

nope, you're not supposed to die

it's just very difficult because you got no builds no items no nothing and you get attacked by 10+ enemies at the same time

[pastel wave]

pov that moment where you get the rare track off the fitgirl rip

[flint kiln]

Oh ig It must of been elden ring or some other game then where theirs a tutorial boss guy I think that Ur supposed to die to

[copper vapor]

you can beat the elden ring tutorial boss, too

but yeah dying to it advances the game

in witcher 3 if you die in the first fight you just get a game over screen

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm Hesitation...is defeat

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roBkg-iPrbw

[untold spear]

lack of scars is proof of cowardice!

[sour rivet]

Obtaining scars is proof of not being well defended

[celest plank]

Try it and find out

The world, the soundtrack, the stories are magnificent

Its probably my top 3 game of all time

And I love KCD, dont get me wrong

[halcyon sail]

what is KCD?

[celest plank]

Kingdom Come Deliverance

[untold spear]

i did 2 kcd runs

i finished neither

[halcyon sail]

i just realized

[untold spear]

[halcyon sail]

im slow

[marsh cargo]

kcd2 is an improvement but its still kcd

[celest plank]

A factor in witcher being so good for me may be that I'm polish but fuck it

[marsh cargo]

the same issues are still there

[untold spear]

probably

[halcyon sail]

i remember seeing someone die as soon as they spawned in hardcore of kcd2 of a heart attack

[untold spear]

i played like 2 hours and dropped it

boring ahh game

[copper vapor]

just don't get hit bro

[halcyon sail]

witcher was boring

[rocky turtle]

nope

[marsh cargo]

yeah theres an RNG death mechanic for starting a hardcore run for "realism" but in reality is time wasting joke

[celest plank]

[rocky turtle]

i only wishlisted it because i thought my bro is gonna play it

(he dont)

[copper vapor]

that's actually real? lmao

[halcyon sail]

however a good game you should play is dishonoroed

[copper vapor]

henry having a heart attack at the peak of his physical condition

[marsh cargo]

yeah you can just die by dysentery before spawn

[celest plank]

dishonored is nice

[copper vapor]

oh

lol oregon trail reference

[marsh cargo]

which is neat

but

its a time waster

[copper vapor]

imagine someone tries playing hardcore and gets that dysentery death 5 times in a row

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

WASD has been a thing since 1998

chuds refuse to adapt

[halcyon sail]

even DOOM has it

and Quake

[sour rivet]

how to keep your fable hero nice looking 101

i love my no death runs

[copper vapor]

imagine dying in fable

[sour rivet]

i blame balverines

[quiet abyss]

IM RIGHT HERE

[sour rivet]

ok well for each game
fable 1: jack's minions/summoners
fable 2: spire commandants/banshees
fable 3: sand furies/balverines

[upbeat verge]

imagine not getting good

[quiet abyss]

imagine not getting darktide, couldnt be me

could be droon tho

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-gif-18533608

[upbeat verge]

doom used arrows

so did wolfenstein

[halcyon sail]

eh?

[upbeat verge]

yes.

though wasd was configurable in the doom control settings

[timid hollow]

real chads walk forward on left mouse click

[sour rivet]

walk foward on f key walk backwards with b key

[halcyon sail]

god that reminds me of that one half life speedrunner

[quiet abyss]

mfw ivan reiterates something already established

[upbeat verge]

a for Am going left

[timid hollow]

i have walk forward on left click in any shooter

right click fire

[quiet abyss]

you are a mutant

[timid hollow]

num 1 ads

[quiet abyss]

wait

nevermind carry on

[timid hollow]

im indeed mutant

its called left handed

[copper vapor]

og doom was movement on arrow keys
ctrl to shoot
spacebar to interact

[halcyon sail]

dawg same here but i aint like that

[copper vapor]

hold alt to strafe

[halcyon sail]

also trepang² tag noice

[timid hollow]

im not even left handed i just play like this because those were my dads keybind and i couldnt change them otherwise he wouldve known that i did warcrimes in soldier of fortune

[upbeat verge]

wow

[left mantle]

Old school? Blud is fuckin jurassic not old school. Fuckin adapt or die like the dinosaur you are getting hit by the WASD meteor

[upbeat verge]

love the fact that gta sa is shift to jump and space to run

but they did it that way because of super sprint mechanic

[halcyon sail]

reminds me of dark souls

space to run and jump

[quiet abyss]

know what darktide is missing? a shield and sword

for zealot

idk it could be a chainsword and a shield

[sour rivet]

you want the full offensive class to have a defensive weapon

[quiet abyss]

yes

[left mantle]

Your faith is your shield.

[sour rivet]

get this fuck out of my hive city

[quiet abyss]

remember that grail knight has a shield

hes an offensive class

warrior priest also

actually everyone has a shield except victor and sienna

actually does sienna?

idk

never played it

[copper vapor]

yea at this point WASD is the "old school" control scheme

[copper vapor]

face*

[lucid latch]

My steam won't fucking OPEN

[halcyon sail]

MW2

[quiet abyss]

skill issue

[halcyon sail]

is so

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

[real aspen]

DS2 ass controls

[timid hollow]

once you got the hang of it its pretty nice, its just fucked up when you wanna play stuff like wow or other games with crazy keybinds for skills

[lucid latch]

It keeps saying its updating then it just promptly closes

[timid hollow]

end process in task manager

[halcyon sail]

reinstall

[timid hollow]

start again

profit

[copper vapor]

get gaben'd

[lucid latch]

Its not even booting up in task manager

[sour rivet]

yeah but zealot is full offensive
you could have said arbites since THEY used sword and shields

[lucid latch]

It just closes

[halcyon sail]

sorry rhe update has the number 3 in it so it wont open anymore

[timid hollow]

no bootsclienttrapperhelp thingy

[halcyon sail]

valve cant allow that

[lucid latch]

nope

nothing pops up when I search up steam either

[upbeat verge]

reinstalled ghost of tsushima

forgot how peak it is

[lucid latch]

All the exes and stuff open and then all the sudden all the processes close and then nothing

[upbeat verge]

have u tried turning it on and off

[lucid latch]

I've restarted 5 times

Updated twice

Still doesn't open

[copper vapor]

reboot windows

try to run steam as admin

reinstall the app

[lucid latch]

I just said I restarted it 5 times, and then tried running it as admin

[upbeat verge]

if reinstalling steam dont work youre fucked

[lucid latch]

It doesn't work still as admin

All the processes for steam open and then just close

[quiet abyss]

maul and shield

[copper vapor]

how am I supposed to know "restarted" = "rebooted"

it's two different words for a reason

[quiet abyss]

swords and shields would be better for zealot because it would be neet

[rocky turtle]

[halcyon sail]

what is mewgenics even about

[marsh cargo]

eugenics

[upbeat verge]

cats

[sour rivet]

you breed cats and make them kill things

[upbeat verge]

average edmund game

[lucid latch]

I am reinstalling and its saying there can't be anything in the destination and then when I go to uninstall the old steam folder it says I can't because something in it is running but then when I go into the folder the only thing in there is the FUCKING WORKSHOP

[copper vapor]

find it in task manager and kill it

that's probably what was preventing the app from starting

[runic condor]

God dayum

[copper vapor]

... which means uninstalling was probably not necessary

[halcyon sail]

he alr tried

[copper vapor]

there's clearly something running in the background tho.

gotta go in the 'details' tab of taskmgr

[halcyon sail]

pull out the power supply

[lucid latch]

Thank god the reinstall worked

[rocky turtle]

she died

[lucid latch]

[runic condor]

God dayum.

[lucid latch]

If that reinstall didn't work that would've been 6k in cs cases gone

[left mantle]

...

Brother.

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

it's not like you can't log into steam on a browser to sell those cases

[halcyon sail]

of course

[pliant meteor]

Evening chatters

[rocky turtle]

[pliant meteor]

Everyone had a good weekend?

[upbeat verge]

alo

I ate beans

[lucid latch]

Now I gotta reinstall re9 so I can play it for the 50th time again

[upbeat verge]

Leon Kennedy: The game

also Cheesy 1 liners: the game

[lucid latch]

Leon Kennedy: Bingo at the care center

[untold spear]

pretty mid

[upbeat verge]

Leon Kennedy: carrying the franchise the game

[halcyon sail]

very

[halcyon sail]

nuh uh, ethan saved and carried it

[upbeat verge]

I had monster and pepsi and played dusk , I'd say yes

[halcyon sail]

DUSKKKK

[lucid latch]

Ethan did absolutely revive the franchise

[pliant meteor]

Joel from Last of Us and Leon are the same age now, except one complains about his knees the other keeps roundhouse kicking despite his age.

[upbeat verge]

Love that shit

[lucid latch]

But Leon can't backflip anymore

[untold spear]

leon injects testosterone

[sour rivet]

do you love it this much tho

[halcyon sail]

no life

[sour rivet]

i did this in like 4 hours

shut yo dogass up

[lucid latch]

Im crine

[halcyon sail]

gegegehehe

[halcyon sail]

nuh uh it says 14

liar

your pants are burning away

[lucid latch]

Did wesker truly die in re5 or is he lurking somewhere, still alive

7 burgers

[untold spear]

you guys ever forget the reason you were doing something and just go like huh wha?

[halcyon sail]

ja

[halcyon sail]

7 burgers is a lot

of burgers

[left mantle]

It is?

[lucid latch]

But wesker only had seven minutes so hes gotta eat seven burgers in seven minutes

[halcyon sail]

ya

[proven tundra]

[halcyon sail]

seven burgers is a lot of burgers

[left mantle]

I repeat

[lucid latch]

I ate 10 birria tacos

[left mantle]

It is?

[halcyon sail]

a guy ate 486 chicken nuggets

[lucid latch]

A guy ate 200 unseasoned chicken hearts by itself with no bev

[untold spear]

thats a lot of slop

[lucid latch]

No emotion

[left mantle]

popeye's biscuit, no drink

[halcyon sail]

lol

[pliant meteor]

Sometimes, especially if there are a lot of tasks to be done

[halcyon sail]

god no

[proven tundra]

I ate 2 slices of pizza yesterday

[lucid latch]

He just shoveled 200 chicken hearts with no bev, no toppings, no seasoning, and didn't have a single reaction

[left mantle]

Yeah i'm not gonna talk about how much I ate yesterday, I was really hungry

[proven tundra]

[halcyon sail]

i ate 2 livers at most

[untold spear]

aight,

harder question

[halcyon sail]

hearts are hard to consume

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-eating-in-bed-junk-food-food-watching-tv-gif-18131760

[untold spear]

you guys ever forget the reason you do anything at all and go like

why do i have a job anyway?

[proven tundra]

Diet cola
Da fuck

[halcyon sail]

yes but for my life

[halcyon sail]

its good

[left mantle]

No, because I like food.

I wish to eat more of it

[halcyon sail]

i wanna eat specific food

[proven tundra]

I've got meat balls in the slow cooker

Gonna make some stir fry and chicken fried rice to go with it

[left mantle]

I'm plannin to make corned beef in the slow cooker sometime this week

[sour rivet]

im going to eat
food in
the near future

[untold spear]

i plant to eat protein + raw vegetables for every meal this week

my meals are utilitarian

[left mantle]

I love St. Patty's day for the deals on corned beef

[untold spear]

uoohh mentioned

[pliant meteor]

Time to full send with some homemade biscuits then

[sour rivet]

was gonna say gm
now revoking that

[frank hearth]

@thick plover

[blazing maple]

bad morning engaged

[left mantle]

Welcome to a valve moba baby

[blazing maple]

time to make it the worst morning

[sour rivet]

this was a uncle grandpa episode

shes going to KILL me

im going to be KILLED

im already suffering from a tummy ache

[blazing maple]

i cast

Tummier Acheier

[blazing maple]

runnah

[sour rivet]

i did study on the matchmaking system

[rocky turtle]

@marsh cargo space marine?

[sour rivet]

there is
level-based matchmaking
gear-based matchmaking
skill-based(?) not too sure
solo queue
trio queue
cross platform on/off
region lock

bungie for the love of FUCK change this

[sour rivet]

oh

and rook queue

but that kinda ties in with trio

[sour rivet]

how is OCE and south america supposed to live in this game

[green granite]

ISRAEL

[sour rivet]

no

[blazing maple]

look at my pets dawg

[sour rivet]

girl is on wow 🥀

[proven tundra]

Pets have levels now

[blazing maple]

me playing World war Z in the israel campaign like 4 years ago: "Huh where's the playable Palestinian character? It's mostly Israelis..."

[blazing maple]

yeah there's a pet battler

its pokemon

[proven tundra]

Woah

[sour rivet]

🎥 prithee?

[sour rivet]

what the fuck is happening

[pliant chasm]

doesn't this happen in re8 man what the hell 😭

[untold spear]

ok

[lucid latch]

holy lighting

[thick plover]

yea those 1 hour games make me wanna end it

[pliant chasm]

ok the father made scream

[slim magnet]

why do people gawk at lighting now like bro we've had baked lighting since quake

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/NACf2R2N-wI?si=GkfLGxJh4aKYC-8p @copper vapor I find this hilarious btw
"How i beat GTA SA In 44 minutes"
video is 6 hours

[pliant chasm]

it's the worst jumpscare yet and it's the one that got me

[lucid latch]

He did an Any% Slowrun on commentary

[upbeat verge]

I'm aware I've watched it

[frank hearth]

enemy team decided to blindly do mid boss number 4 of the match and got dynamo/haze ulted into spawn

[upbeat verge]

theres a sexist joke to be made here somewhere

[timber oxide]

Ethan lost his hand again bruh

[pliant chasm]

shiii

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-18865199

[lucid latch]

Welcome to the family bro

Or should I say son

[pliant chasm]

||doesn't he actually dies here fr ||

[thick plover]

[timber oxide]

||Yes ||

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/delicious-polish-food-most-delicious-food-in-poland-most-delicious-food-stew-gif-17721373425529075853

[timber oxide]

||And you learn about it in VILLAGE||

[lucid latch]

re8 is almost half a decade old btw✌️

[pliant chasm]

who needs that when my brother spoils it

retard watched like a 3 hour vid to play re9

[timber oxide]

Oh I watched Markiplier play RE8 back when it released, I'm still going through it myself to get the first-hand experience

[left mantle]

In other news, I have done shaper so much i've been reciting the entire fight dialogue running it

[upbeat verge]

I was gonna make the joke on how youre late to play this RE but Ishouldn't talk as I was the mf that played gta5 for the first time in 2025

[pliant chasm]

i did it in 2024 we're not far off

[lucid latch]

When your hb gets turned into a flask and all he can say is roses so you tell him to not say another word

[upbeat verge]

retard recognizes retard

[timber oxide]

I did however play RE7 back in 2017

[pliant chasm]

badum tss

[slim magnet]

this is the most insane way to say 4 years

[left mantle]

"You force my hand again little mouse... So be it. You've chosen to side with Chaos. This is my world, and you shall obey my Order!"

[upbeat verge]

a day is 2 dozens

[proven tundra]

It's been almost 1500 days

[timber oxide]

Every minute sixty seconds pass in Uganda
Together we can stop this madness

[upbeat verge]

Iread that in his voice we're cooked

[lucid latch]

Its like saying that you spent 3000 hours in a car

its to emphasize the age of the thing

make it sound longer than it actually is

[timber oxide]

I've had a driver's license for 5781600 minutes

[lucid latch]

I have owned a car for 7500 hours

[upbeat verge]

what the actual fuck are you retards saying

[pliant chasm]

they got high quality fent in louisiana

granny passed the fuck out

[upbeat verge]

mamma murphy

she done hit the jet lean

[left mantle]

Granny knows some old school moonshiners

[lucid latch]

Them oatmeal creampies were laced!

😱

[pliant chasm]

them oatmeal what bro 😭

[timber oxide]

I have owned my previous car for approx. 157 680 000 seconds

[lucid latch]

its an oatmeal creampie thats what its called its a food

[pliant chasm]

shiii

[upbeat verge]

OOOH

oh its cookies

damn.

[lucid latch]

they are very soft and chewy though

and its filled with creme

I got like 5 boxes of em

[timber oxide]

I miss my first car

[upbeat verge]

is granny's labia soft and chewy

ok I'm sorry I'll kill myself

[lucid latch]

😱

[upbeat verge]

in minecraft ofc

[quiet abyss]

ivan, imma need you to stop using your fingers to type this heinous shit

[lucid latch]

MAJOR RE9 SPOILERS!!!!!!!

the lighting is great

[quiet abyss]

but why post the piss hall?

[upbeat verge]

ok i play ghost of tsushima

[timber oxide]

The forbidden toilet

[lucid latch]

because the lighting is good with path tracing

Theres an iron sights mod???? I'm getting that NOW!

[quiet abyss]

nah, thats the neighbor's dog

but this is piss hall

[copper vapor]

lighting is good
it's all fullbright yellow

[lucid latch]

then this one

[slim magnet]

when you start playing at the station
call that shit the playstation

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/shark-point

[rocky turtle]

ZE HANDO DA

[copper vapor]

eyy you fixed the ghosting around the gun
or the game did that. idk either way cool

[copper vapor]

AYO CUPPY PLAYING WWZ?

[quiet abyss]

@rocky turtle are you modded sm2?

or base

[rocky turtle]

i was playing normal

[quiet abyss]

gah damn

did you update astartes mod?

theres a new patch

[rocky turtle]

2 people died on ruthless and we even didnt got to the boss

[quiet abyss]

just delete old one and add the new ones to update :) same thing

[rocky turtle]

[green granite]

OH SHIT

THE RATS

[copper vapor]

I just learned something

[pliant chasm]

leave me alone man

[rocky turtle]

not like we gonna play today

[pliant chasm]

his accent is kinda funny tho

[copper vapor]

I have some sort of issue that prevents me from going back to old games to play 'new' content
I bought Lords of Shadow 2 DLC in 2021 and still haven't played it

[lucid latch]

Hes trying to give you a warm greeting into the family

[lucid latch]

||Joe Backers accent in the dlc is even funnier||

[quiet abyss]

i intended to fym

[lucid latch]

Spoilers

[quiet abyss]

just turned off glorptide for this shit

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[rocky turtle]

good then

we playing

[quiet abyss]

im getting new astartes patch rq

[green granite]

why do they build house with like

all of these puzzles

like how did the bakers move around their house

[pliant chasm]

das what im sayin

[timber oxide]

Because the residents of this house are evil

[quiet abyss]

also ngl i like korn's rendition of "One" more than metallicas

both are good

but i just think jonathon davis does it better

[rocky turtle]

ok me too then

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-tont-stark-jarvis-squirrel-gif-3250516855489368721

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dumbledore-pirate-scallywags-scurvy-pirate-dumbledore-can't-win-with-gif-18093301929869923371

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-clearly-you-dont-own-an-air-fryer-iron-man-tony-stark-meme-gif-9652996584641976746

[copper vapor]

they solve the puzzles, duh

[untold spear]

give em another volley

[quiet abyss]

how did ships in that era ever know if they were on fire

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

when that mf was always yelling "FIRE!!"

like would you just not know

[upbeat verge]

jin: conflicted due to him breaking his code
also jin: assasinated mfs by jumping on them and impaling his entire katana through their chest

[quiet abyss]

@rocky turtle this 1.5mb/s shit from nexus is cancer

i actually have to wait 9 years

astartes overhaul is 1.4 gb? yeah time for your ass to SIT THERE

in silence

[pliant chasm]

it's not that bad when downloading small mods
it's so ass cancer when it comes to big 5gb mods

[rocky turtle]

how i already downloaded

[quiet abyss]

my shit limited to 1.5

so i have to wait

[rocky turtle]

same

[quiet abyss]

no nexus premium so im waiting

[quiet abyss]

then idk youre doing gypsy black magic

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZAaTfg0Vcw

[rocky turtle]

im 1/4 gypsy so u probably right

[quiet abyss]

i didnt know this, but i suppose i can be right on accident

W

[proven tundra]

I don't have a gypsy rat

[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

hello lyming

[raven geyser]

@umbral viper

[upbeat verge]

wait a minute

isn't this tree the same one from jin's memories with his uncle?

[pliant chasm]

no thanks bro

[proven tundra]

You can Feel Fresh ™

[green granite]

Bread tastes better than Puzzles

[raven geyser]

@umbral viper

[rocky turtle]

@quiet abyss invite me when u done

[upbeat verge]

hoooly shit

[copper vapor]

why isn't the corsair named "imperial corsair"

[upbeat verge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHO DID THIS

fk the samurai code they're getting the von special

[quiet abyss]

@rocky turtle WE DO IT!

[frank hearth]

@copper vapor @oblique belfry

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

[copper vapor]

lmao

[upbeat verge]

the mongols are killing the foxes

https://tenor.com/view/king-von---armed-%26-dangerous-gif-14036418018113420066

[green granite]

@oblique belfry is it me

[pliant chasm]

god damn

[green granite]

or Leviathan is just kinda ez

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo we playing sm2 modded, and droon shows up as an apothecary with a fucking chainsaw hand

like damn, didnt know i was playing with a red corsair or an iron warrior

[oblique belfry]

this is so peak

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[oblique belfry]

yeah leviathan was piss easy for me as well

proc'd adrenaline 3 times

[upbeat verge]

bro in the second act that swampy area in tsushima gave me PTSD from red dead 2 with the alligators

[quiet abyss]

@rocky turtle bro died

[oblique belfry]

legendary albino alligator

[quiet abyss]

oh nah it just taking ages to load

[upbeat verge]

holy hell

the audio design in Tsushima dude

eargasm

tbh

[green granite]

idk if it's too easy

or rogue damage is jujst like

a cheat code atp

[oblique belfry]

also

you are still playing spam rogue right ?

[upbeat verge]

God of War 2018+ ragnarok
red dead 2 and I have to say tsushima so far have been the best cinematic experiences I've had in agame

[oblique belfry]

get these

if you dont want attack speed get this instead

terror talon is super fast

[upbeat verge]

@sick trail @pliant chasm @oblique belfry @quiet abyss @copper vapor @frank hearth @pliant meteor @flat violet

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[oblique belfry]

to the point even i use it for spam now

[upbeat verge]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO JIN

spitting

[oblique belfry]

what is this game about

asian culture ?

[upbeat verge]

U want the short answer?

[pliant chasm]

tsushima

[oblique belfry]

i guess

[green granite]

stealth now

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[upbeat verge]

a very amazing story driven samurai experience

[pliant chasm]

literally this

[upbeat verge]

aka peak for short

[sour rivet]

breaking the samurai code in order to efficently kill the enemy

[oblique belfry]

its so peak

[green granite]

by the name of christ

Im compelling you

[pliant chasm]

ok i'll find a better picture lmao

[oblique belfry]

wtf is happening 4 pings