╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

hm

i got a chain to pull enemies in now

[somber void]

eight dollars?

[blazing maple]

new zealand currency

[somber void]

💔

oh

right im a stupid american

[blazing maple]

america brain strikes again smh

[somber void]

oh

[blazing maple]

get well soon coogar

[somber void]

it's 4.50 usd

coolio

[blazing maple]

aye

https://x.com/SirJessums/status/2032548456389333356

SirJessums (@SirJessums)

WHY ARE YOU HERE!?

X · Mar 13, 2026, 8:04 PM

[sour rivet]

whuz that

[marsh cargo]

omg

seregios

no wait

espinas?

hes a bit more greeen that i remember

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple does this to you

also waow achievement

[blazing maple]

looks green to me

[blazing maple]

neck pain and tongue pain in one

awesome

[sour rivet]

no no

its removing the nerves

therefor no pain!

i think

may also be destroying your spinal cord

[sour rivet]

hey wait

why does that name seem familiar

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/i/status/2032577760728637471

Kotaku (@Kotaku)

Arc Raiders Has Started Replacing AI Voices With Human Ones Which CEO Admits Are Better https://t.co/pgfsTOvs5T

X · Mar 13, 2026, 10:01 PM

[blazing maple]

uh oh

[sour rivet]

isnt that

the marathon mfs

[sour rivet]

fr?

[marsh cargo]

flaming espinas when

[sour rivet]

flaming enchilatas

[blazing maple]

Marathon having stellar VA work made Arc raider go "oh shit"

I wanna get mh stories 3

I need something casual

[sour rivet]

play vintage

[sour rivet]

or more stardew

idk

you have a shit ton of casual games

[blazing maple]

yeah but I mean something new

[blazing maple]

source it

[sour rivet]

play demo

[blazing maple]

I know I like the series already

[sour rivet]

im not convinced

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

clearly you never played it since

that means you HATE IT!!!!

also its like
100 dollars for you and methinks getting another game so soon is not a good idea but thas me

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/send-this-peasant-to-the-dungeons-peasant-peasent-dungeons-funny-gif-11100112762834980395

[sour rivet]

NO

[blazing maple]

yeah I try and keep my game budget to 1 a month

got marathon this moth so y'know

[sour rivet]

ye

[blazing maple]

last month was res9

[sour rivet]

and mewgenics

[blazing maple]

yeah but mew was cheaper

[sour rivet]

tru

[blazing maple]

like 1 triple A game or 2 indie games

marathon was cheap compared to resi 9

[sour rivet]

i want death stranding 2...

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/NebsGoodTakes/status/2032577072766595359

Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 (@NebsGoodTakes)

https://t.co/RaatzFSW0w

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Mar 13, 2026, 9:58 PM

[sour rivet]

make day go fasterrrr

[sour rivet]

i miss playing wwe

i dont really know what else i really want this year apart from these 2 games

nikson where gaaaameee

[sour rivet]

[blazing maple]

hey kojima

go fuck yourself?

[sour rivet]

regional pricing

heehee hoo

[blazing maple]

me when kojima godzilla gif

[arctic prism]

Not gonna lie, good day today. Got Champy's chicken, got to hang out with the fam, and my roommate who took the power cable out of my router? I got it back AND I got that shit locked up in my room.

Pound sand Ryan!

[sour rivet]

tf does the deluxe even give

oh its the same as the first game

meh

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/sleeping-sleep-dog-dawg-eeper-gif-5083970977419902566

[runic condor]

best way is to forget about it

i did

now you reminded me of it

[sour rivet]

yeah but

atleast you can play the original

and the remakes demo

[runic condor]

the demo is

[sour rivet]

its so fucking good

i cant wait to play tjoc again

i've been waiting years for this

[runic condor]

real

[sour rivet]

back when it was called ignited collection

https://x.com/aeoncore1/status/2032605730503524353?s=20

aeon / comms open 0/3 (@aeoncore1)

Arbiter Slayer
#LobotomyCorporation #Libraryofruina

X · Mar 13, 2026, 11:52 PM

[blazing maple]

Sam bath water

[sour rivet]

i love the type of woman that will just obliterate me

you fool

[blazing maple]

mmmhn chicken.... mmmn

[sour rivet]

mm chimnkne

[runic condor]

i used to just vibe to each room's theme song

for a minute or so

[proven tundra]

https://youtube.com/shorts/l1yPERN84L8?si=PpWQ8J2tB2WLhPMG

I LOVE ARMADILLOS

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjm4pZuPco8

[cunning bronze]

lmao no way

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jam-cat-jam-head-bounce-kitty-gif-17946989

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/879934170518921286.gif?v=1

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/AxeButDumber/status/2032559961218117857

jill² (@AxeButDumber)

this is just another tuesday for leon

QRT: FNaF_Funnies
Okay, we know he isn't even a threat to Leon like at all but we all agree their beef would be generational right

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 8:50 PM

[sour rivet]

oh another varient

[cunning bronze]

hawt

[blazing maple]

bnuuy

[sour rivet]

im going to punch pretty boy troy in the face

[proven tundra]

But would you punch
Little V

[sour rivet]

hed pull out a megaphone and blow my head up like that dead rising 2 combo weapn

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1467017687124414554/1468913000844103792/IMG_1015.gif

[proven tundra]

There's nothing in there

[runic condor]

i remember completing the demo handicapped
i didn't know i could open the window to your right

i found out about it after while watching a gameplay

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/3DSCentral/status/2032283351453733172

Nintendo 3DS Central #AbolishICE (@3DSCentral)

Rayman Origins on 3DS is amazing because what do you mean the game just naturally sounds like this

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 2:31 AM

[sour rivet]

it sounds pretty decen-

[thick plover]

Wdym no way

[hexed stag]

"wankers before clankers"

[sour rivet]

the baby

[thick plover]

Murder it

[sour rivet]

fuck you

[blazing maple]

swaddle it in a blanket

[sour rivet]

yes

[blazing maple]

and then cradle it like big burrito

[sour rivet]

i dont own that gryphon sadly

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-lemongrab-gif-3868342

[sour rivet]

i have this one tho

[thick plover]

Do it then

[blazing maple]

scary!

[cunning bronze]

no regional pricing = ass

[thick plover]

Kojima decided you dont live in a real country

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/kaveh-genshin-kaveh-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-meme-genshin-meme-gif-14834820659064165686

[proven tundra]

South America isn't real

(jokes)

[cunning bronze]

im a hologram

[thick plover]

What the fuck is a south america

Probably something konami made the fuck up to make that character that can double jump in the fake trash non kojima metal gear game

[sour rivet]

its name is boo

[thick plover]

Need that snake that hates markiplier to do a reaction to his entire requiem playthrough

[sour rivet]

the iron lung recording software

[thick plover]

Honey new payday mission just dropped

[blazing maple]

rendering

[sour rivet]

shshsh

i know

:(

[blazing maple]

bro was in his bathroom doing some buuuullshit

[sour rivet]

i mean

yeah thats what you do in a bathroom

you SHIT

[blazing maple]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HDKqiNBW0AAzfUK.mp4

[timber oxide]

I'm not even surprised considering that he's a big man game youtuber and then some

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/JosephFox_088/status/2032542870062715145

JosephFox2 (@JosephFox_088)

https://t.co/1ycLENYtqD

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 7:42 PM

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/connection-issue-world-of-warcraft-wow-orc-im-having-a-connection-issue-gif-4862866886490737694

im a tourist

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

tourist confirmed

[sour rivet]

i went to people's homes

[opal star]

How much do they retail for?

[marsh cargo]

the gpu alone is 10k

[sour rivet]

AND I GOT A FUCKING FLAMING HORSE FROM THE CRATE REWARD FROM DOING SO

atlast

i have a flaming pony and a rideable horse

and the other crates were dogshit

ah well free gems

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

aint you a beaut

[marsh cargo]

darktide patchnotes

huge buffs to alot of things

looks into zealot

Zealot

Changes to the Stamina aura.

[sour rivet]

they what

[thick plover]

Ogryn?

[marsh cargo]

Ogryn

+50% Damage Resist while dodging (lingers for 0.25s after dodging)

Point Blank Barrage ability got buffed (refunds 50% ammo spent and lasts 2s longer)

Frag Bomb is now a nuke.

[thick plover]

Cinema

Now how big was the game again

[marsh cargo]

80 ish

[sour rivet]

did they nerf arbites yet

[thick plover]

I need that storage for sam porter bridges

[blazing maple]

SICK AS FLAMING HORSE

Ponyta

[sour rivet]

i had the pet varient for as long as i can rember

pocket horse

[oblique belfry]

turns out

you cannot recall from abyss tier2

i almost died

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

"the pressure is too strong for you!"

bruh

[sour rivet]

is that a new additon to calamity or one of the other mods

[oblique belfry]

i dont know at this point

[sour rivet]

are you still able to put a spawn point down there

[oblique belfry]

you can do that ?

[sour rivet]

yeah

i think so

i remember doing somth like that

[oblique belfry]

damn

i couldn't find anything related to recalling but i did find what caused this effect

turns out it was a 2.1 feature

[blazing maple]

link patchnotes

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

we gettin a new gamemode for darktide?

[zealous depot]

yeah

[oblique belfry]

nice progression 🥀

i legit forgot about sulfur biome

tbh do i even need it

[sour rivet]

where are the dang patch notes

they aint in the steam

[oblique belfry]

oh

[blazing maple]

LIBERAL, LINK PATCHNOTES

[oblique belfry]

guys

[green granite]

@oblique belfry you know

[oblique belfry]

https://darktide.gameslantern.com/news/the-new-free-update-beyond-the-hive-is-coming-march-17

[green granite]

In Resident Evil Requiem

[oblique belfry]

literally just google @blazing maple @sour rivet

[sour rivet]

those arent the patch notes

[green granite]

You need a lot of CPs to upgrade your gear

Why does this sound so wrong

[green granite]

Also why are you out of everyone posted Warhammer 40k things

[oblique belfry]

because sparter ignoring

[sour rivet]

@marsh cargo

[oblique belfry]

and they asked a lot

[sour rivet]

but you didnt send patch notes

[green granite]

Hey

[oblique belfry]

my bad fam

im trying here

[green granite]

Dont talk shit bout Sparter

He is the man

[sour rivet]

abyss tier 4 for you

[blazing maple]

the patch notes are imagined

fake news

darktide isn't even real

[oblique belfry]

lemme get my diving gear rq

[sour rivet]

i swear if this shit is in a discord

[oblique belfry]

👀

[sour rivet]

why are... why are you looking at me

[oblique belfry]

because

you gave me idea

[sour rivet]

what the fuck do you mean you cant

shit ass youtuber

[oblique belfry]

be subtle

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQT0Sjg0u2g @blazing maple best i could find that actually has text

[oblique belfry]

THERE

go find youtubers now

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-rat-dance-dmc-devil-may-cry-gif-8844333359941805387

[sour rivet]

smh

[oblique belfry]

my job is done

[blazing maple]

thank you doge

[timber oxide]

I have found an amazing weed cat image

[blazing maple]

you're gonna get a promotion for you undercover journalism

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

hey i helped too!

i found a video!!

[blazing maple]

Hive scum less shit defence!!!

thank you birb

[sour rivet]

not much for psyker

sigh

WAIT

[timber oxide]

But did you remember to keep drugging the fae while you were helping?

[sour rivet]

ROCK KILLS SPECIALS NO MATTER WHERE HIT

[sour rivet]

oh no

[timber oxide]

Yeah that's what I thought

[blazing maple]

big ogryn buffs

[sour rivet]

ough

[marsh cargo]

I was eating pizza

[sour rivet]

SKIN HIM!!!!!!!!!!

[verbal lodge]

tiger girl acquired

[timber oxide]

Meh

[marsh cargo]

Soup soup

[sour rivet]

tiger girl
looks inside
no tiger features apart from eears

[marsh cargo]

Has a tail

[blazing maple]

the base size of the flat shield psyker gets is 50% wider

good lord

[verbal lodge]

got scammed by weapon banner tho

so i'll settle on an obj or wedge

[sour rivet]

its aight

im not a shield user tho

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

Bubble shield got nerfed too

[timber oxide]

That's basically how this shit works most of the time in stuff like this

[sour rivet]

well it should STOP

[oblique belfry]

it took me less time to go on a patch note hunt then join their discord and ask for patch notes just to learn its from youtubers only

[timber oxide]

No?

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

and i dont even know anything about 40k

[timber oxide]

Good

Keep it that way

[oblique belfry]

if i play 40k and one of my friends sees it i would be doomed

[sour rivet]

what about fantasy

[oblique belfry]

because i would be stuck on unskippable 2 hour long cutscene

[timber oxide]

Question
Which 40k

[oblique belfry]

he is a 40k lorenut

[oblique belfry]

general

[timber oxide]

Darktide, Vermintide, Space Marine

Actual tabletop

[oblique belfry]

any

[sour rivet]

vermintide isnt 40k

[marsh cargo]

only 2 of those are 40k

[sour rivet]

fail

[oblique belfry]

is vermintide like an AU or something

atrox said the same thing

[timber oxide]

Yeah you know it but Doge doesn't, why do you always ruin everything

[marsh cargo]

no

if anything

40k IS an AU from fantasy

[timber oxide]

You guys ruined it, thanks

[oblique belfry]

oh

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna keep watching Dante do a funky dance

More fun than you guys

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc1-devil-may-cry-1-resident-evil-4-leon-s-kennedy-coughing-gif-7063944608660217486

[marsh cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-lonely-dmc-dante-gif-2147034261304229058

[oblique belfry]

speaking of dante

i keep seeing dmc posts of somekind

[sour rivet]

yeah

[blazing maple]

flat shield gang rise up

[oblique belfry]

with just the number 6

and 25th anniversary

[sour rivet]

we may be getting dmc news soon

[oblique belfry]

or smth

[marsh cargo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/630553822036623370/1474418238665265213/tt_end260220.gif

[marsh cargo]

vet catching nerfs too is funny

[sour rivet]

bro

they are already in a meh spot

[timber oxide]

Don't get fooled, DMC6 never

[marsh cargo]

nerfed voice
buffed stealth

[verbal lodge]

now with tangtang i can possibly save up for the other best girl

https://tenor.com/view/mifu-mifu-arknights-endfield-mifu-arknights-arknights-arknights-endfield-gif-950090263636917116

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/kelskiYT/status/2032594607213862926?s=20

Kelski (@kelskiYT)

Incredible things happening in the Deadlock streaming scene

X · Mar 13, 2026, 11:08 PM

[marsh cargo]

tang tang is such a good character i was not expecting her to be that good

[oblique belfry]

again by the same guy

[timber oxide]

Good character in what way

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/thebehemoth/status/2032604755940487544?s=20

The Behemoth (@thebehemoth)

The cat’s out of the bag! BattleBlock Theater’s Quality of Life Remaster releases on April 1st as a FREE UPDATE on Steam! No, this isn’t some kind of sick April Fool’s joke. See you very soon for the theater's grand RE-opening! 💎

X · Mar 13, 2026, 11:48 PM

[marsh cargo]

that she makes last rite really good

[verbal lodge]

yeah she's downright broken in cryo teams
my last rite kills every boss in under a minute now

[oblique belfry]

👀

-# i didnt play that game

[timber oxide]

Ah, combat way

[sour rivet]

MORE BEHEMOTH GAME UPDATES

RAAAAAAAAH

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/barbarian-barbarian-boss

[timber oxide]

I still wish endfield had xenoblade chronicles combat cause then I could at least pretend I'm having fun with it

[green granite]

Samantha's Residents are Evil????

[oblique belfry]

it begins

[green granite]

Is that the whats that called

A reskinned eye

Thats called Calamitas

[timber oxide]

The biggest mistake I did while trying to enjoy endfield was launching factorio because now I can't even have fun with building a factory since I realized how simplified and limited the system is in endfield

So not only do I not like combat in this game, but now I also don't enjoy factory building

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

Because I can just launch factorio and have a better experience at that

But I guess the upside is that endfield is a free game and factorio is paid

[marsh cargo]

personally i dont like factorio

i like satisfatorio more

[timber oxide]

I don't like base factorio, I like my "I modded it into an RTS game" factorio

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

get smited moron

[timber oxide]

I really don't like satisfactory

Maybe it's because of my friend who keeps dicksucking the game so hard it makes me not like it

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo time to huff all the hopium

also you wanna get on darktide?

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

we are playing taco's havoc

[zealous depot]

join us

[quiet abyss]

level 3

[marsh cargo]

no i already uninstalled it

[quiet abyss]

ffs

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

why must you do this to me

[marsh cargo]

i played yesterday

had such a fucking bad experience

uninstalled it immediately

back to leaving it be for 3 months

[quiet abyss]

skill issue + failure to cope

i just sit there in silence

[sour rivet]

vermintide better

[quiet abyss]

why must everyone spew the same shit, id say theyre equal

vt2 gets more content tho

[timber oxide]

Anyway, as it is right now, the only two things I still kinda like about endfield is the overall atmosphere and the story (but again, only kinda)

[quiet abyss]

which pisses me off

why cant darktide get some content

[timber oxide]

I guess I also enjoy having the ability to jump

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

games workshop is very strict

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-barony-robot-gif-2725072669611171699

[timber oxide]

But with the 4.X HSR happening right now I find it hard to go back to Endfield now

[quiet abyss]

youre telling me GW wont let them release the hotshot lasgun?

(yes)

[sour rivet]

i mean we sure as hell aint gettin arbites cosmetics either

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/mu_mu_mu_101/status/2032381627666686036

むーむーむー🍠 (@mu_mu_mu_101)

キキちゃん倒木！🪵😆

途中、サツマイモの時間が近づいて一度やめちゃったけど…
飼育員さんとギャラリーの声援で再チャレンジ！💪🏻

そしてついに…！

キキちゃん、よく頑張ったね🥰💛

#トリアスふれあい動物園
#アメリカビーバー #ビーバー #BEAVER
2026.3

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[timber oxide]

Hey Atrox you wanna know what I found out today which was probably common knowledge for a while but I'm stupid like that?

[sour rivet]

MY TREEEEEEEEEE

[oblique belfry]

i want this item added ingame

[timber oxide]

Darktide and Helldivers 2 share the same engine

[oblique belfry]

i want more "fun" items

[sour rivet]

what

[oblique belfry]

🥀

they tryin to be fortnut

istg the moment fortnite brought thanos to their game

all hell broke loose

[timber oxide]

But at least Fortnite kinda makes sense, ok

It's already a silly game

[oblique belfry]

exactly

[oblique belfry]

SHhh

[sour rivet]

i dont have a red circle

[oblique belfry]

there

[timber oxide]

I have a sudden urge to draw Dante

[sour rivet]

the red circle has to surround your message then point towards the game title

[timber oxide]

I'm trying to fight it

[sour rivet]

perfect

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpgxs0JHXRI

anyways this shit played ingame

suddenly turned music to 100

its like magic

[copper vapor]

damn

toxic commando had a THE BEACONS ARE LIT, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID moment

[timber oxide]

@sour rivet why the fuck do I have these saved on my PC

[sour rivet]

you said somth about drawing the birds

i presume reference art

[timber oxide]

I did?

I call it dementia

Rhymes with Grug

[sour rivet]

mayhaps

[blazing maple]

birb trying to get free art

shameless

[timber oxide]

I mean technically speaking I promised him one

[blazing maple]

anyway remember when you promised to draw my cow I remember that

so like

get on that

/s

[timber oxide]

Ah shit it seems I also promised Sam one

[blazing maple]

yeah totally

for realsies

[timber oxide]

There's only one way out of this

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-2405038352056726836

[sour rivet]

/s too late

[blazing maple]

huh

must've been the wind

[sour rivet]

PYRSOOOON

ILL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAARRRTH

YOIU NEVER EVEN SHOWED THE FINAL PIECE OF THE GATOOO

[timber oxide]

Hey guys

[sour rivet]

p!whotf

[timber oxide]

I'm new here, who's this pyrson guy

Sounds like a real loser

[sour rivet]

i keep forgetting that fucking command

[blazing maple]

idk i'm not in chat a lot

hello stranger

i

hgrk

[timber oxide]

Hello cow

[sour rivet]

shhhh

[sour rivet]

you.. ive seen you...

let me see your face

[oblique belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250941579645161476/1368374622579458149/obraz.gif

[sour rivet]

you are the one from my dreams

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[sour rivet]

i should use pyrOS

he'll know what to do

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/_Gottalovezik/status/2032473195765170659

𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ (@_Gottalovezik)

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 3:05 PM

[copper vapor]

good thing you're free from this

[timber oxide]

What seems to be the problem

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

pyrson lost

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

how find pyrson

[timber oxide]

Understood, deleting admin files

[sour rivet]

NO WAIT

[timber oxide]

Waiting

Please insert command

[sour rivet]

find..... creator....

[timber oxide]

Creator. Now. In. The Weed Zone

[marsh cargo]

today i started trying to play snipers in the division 2

they are fun

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/ruggyscruggy/status/2032524526127374446

edith . 🏳️‍⚧️👹🏳️‍⚧️ (@ruggyscruggy)

when ur at ur white friend’s house and he starts stabbing his mom mid-argument

X · Mar 13, 2026, 6:29 PM

[sour rivet]

oh fuck

[sour rivet]

what the fuck

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sprigatito-pokemon-14

[oblique belfry]

dafuq

[timber oxide]

https://youtu.be/KIyk-bwM3ak?si=p6ZYHzcAU-WPBCH-

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcXO-fv_TS4

[copper vapor]

died in a silly pose

[zealous depot]

aura farming zom

[blazing maple]

"you come here often?" pose

[zealous depot]

wtf

[quiet abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shoo-away-gif-13653609800890535042

get him

or smth

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDRDzhZXUAAlx_l?format=jpg&name=small

[crystal rover]

so what lil bro

[crystal rover]

why?

i did nothing

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/who-tf-starts-a-conversation-like-that-who-the-fuck-starts-a-conversation-like-that

[crystal rover]

dont get mad

[sour rivet]

the fuck did i come back to

[copper vapor]

grayname being weird, as usual

[crystal rover]

you are a Classist my boy

[oblique belfry]

he really is.

[copper vapor]

I'm also right

[oblique belfry]

now gtfo

[blazing maple]

there's a solution you're all not seeing

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

[oblique belfry]

carpet bomb

[copper vapor]

blocking is not enough I want him dead

also

dangit where's that thanos gif

[sour rivet]

took too long

[oblique belfry]

which

[sour rivet]

joke failed

[copper vapor]

announcing to the hwole server that you blocked someone to feed your inferiority complex somethingsomething

[crystal rover]

0% happiness

[oblique belfry]

back at it again

[blazing maple]

i feel very happy not having to see that persons post wym

I'm so joyous

[sour rivet]

not seeing a single xalrider message fills me with vigor

[blazing maple]

and whimsy fueled

and fuck my mouth is in so much pain my god i need more meds and water brb

[green granite]

Man

Little Caesar

[copper vapor]

the gif does not exist on klipy it seems

[sour rivet]

seriously what the fuck happened to cause this

[green granite]

She is getting old

😔

[sour rivet]

then stop??

[blazing maple]

bit tongue

[sour rivet]

how hard do you bite your tongue to cause an ulcer to form

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlILSmGtT64

i cant stop listening to it

[copper vapor]

so... sam should die. only way to stop getting old

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ULTRAKILLMedia/status/2032086993950191891?s=20

Media With ULTRAKILL Music 🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩 (@ULTRAKILLMedia)

https://t.co/S4VKUxwuzu

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 12, 2026, 1:31 PM

[sour rivet]

immortality

[oblique belfry]

also idk what kind of source was leaked or shown but why is everyone suddenly calling v2 a she

[sour rivet]

nothign was leaked

[blazing maple]

aw man

[sour rivet]

hakita literally just said "call the robots whatever you want" like half a year ago

[oblique belfry]

huh

[copper vapor]

there we go

[blazing maple]

they're gonna put me down at this rate

[sour rivet]

you cant die yet

i need you to stream more games!!!!!!!

[sour rivet]

NOOO

MAI GMMAMESSSSS

[oblique belfry]

go stream your own games old man

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-nucaloric-nuber-eats-delivery-gif-3100410936613573671

[sour rivet]

whatrs with this cat

[blazing maple]

it's bingus

the marathon cat

[sour rivet]

well yeah

[blazing maple]

rare spawn

[sour rivet]

but what its deal

[blazing maple]

it's out there

rare cryptid sighting

[oblique belfry]

another mascot that will either only get niche memes / fanarts or "that"

[marsh cargo]

@timber oxide

gun is gunning

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/piccornlan/status/2032319023644561691?s=20

🌽 Piccornlan || Comms (∞/∞) 🌽 (@piccornlan)

#ULTRAKILL

X · Mar 13, 2026, 4:53 AM

[oblique belfry]

god is watching

or hell in ultrakill's case

[sour rivet]

god is dead

the fire is gone

[oblique belfry]

hell is watching

[oblique belfry]

goty

[sour rivet]

thats an old ass error message

[timber oxide]

Ok guys I'm back, what did I miss

[sour rivet]

the war

[timber oxide]

Nothing new

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDqTB3fV3sw

https://klipy.com/gifs/ultra-kill-sisyphus-prime

[copper vapor]

gun

[marsh cargo]

gun

[oblique belfry]

gun

[sour rivet]

gun

[timber oxide]

https://youtu.be/cI5V_8RErzI?si=R8irjMoFdYaezrGR

Still my favorite

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/minos-prime-pinos

[timber oxide]

The only reason I bothered P ranking Act I

[copper vapor]

actually since I have nitro

[oblique belfry]

glory motiff my beloved

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/dafuqislove/status/183451885607469056

Derp & Derpina (@dafuqislove)

The difference between Derp and Derpina

X · Mar 24, 2012, 7:15 AM

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muCPTBgGbEQ

just listen to that piano mane

[timber oxide]

I've been using sniper rifles so much since my tank build deals no damage and it was the only real source of damage for me

[blazing maple]

guess who's in mh stories 3

[sour rivet]

no way

khezu

[oblique belfry]

jesus christ

[blazing maple]

my son

[oblique belfry]

i got jumpscared for a second

wtf sam

[timber oxide]

PENIS MONSTER

[sour rivet]

would i like monster hunter stories

[oblique belfry]

actual penis monster

i legit thought it was a penis

[marsh cargo]

afirst time using them really
these numbers are very silly

[blazing maple]

dark souls basalisk

[timber oxide]

Holy

Took me a moment

To see

[blazing maple]

gotcha

[supple lotus]

[oblique belfry]

HI SKOM

[blazing maple]

hi skom

watch out!

[timber oxide]

Hi Skom

[blazing maple]

you'll get the curse status!

[green granite]

Thought Sam was about to be erased

[blazing maple]

I'm harmless

[supple lotus]

i still want the Basalisk titty mousepad

[sour rivet]

sam would i enjoy mh stories

[oblique belfry]

the what now

[blazing maple]

it's turn based

so like

limbus

but you collect monsters

[timber oxide]

That's unfair, really

[blazing maple]

and ride them into battle

and they have super moves

[sour rivet]

i
sam i played other turn based games

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

so pokemon

[oblique belfry]

thats so good wtf

[timber oxide]

Pokemon?!

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-long-cat-meowscarada-floragato-tontaro-gif-12759242961815163315

[blazing maple]

nah you have a team of like 4

[sour rivet]

darkest dungeon

[oblique belfry]

hows the gato doin

[blazing maple]

monster, you, other person and their monster

it's more anime and takes place before hunters

so you live along side monsters and befriend them instead of hunt

and you're more tribal

[timber oxide]

I've been consumed by village while I was low on creative juice

[sour rivet]

interesting

[oblique belfry]

o

[timber oxide]

And I did get an idea

But it has to be a different piece

[oblique belfry]

draw the cat being annoyed because its getting too many pets

[timber oxide]

So task failed successfully

Also now I have infant related ptsd

[green granite]

Furry art posting?

Bet

[blazing maple]

"da-da"

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-gif-2405038352056726836

[oblique belfry]

do it

[sour rivet]

ma ma

[green granite]

You dont say

[oblique belfry]

d o .

i t .

[timber oxide]

But I'm proud to say I still didn't die

I'm also not proud to say I'm 8h in and I only just killed the doll

[green granite]

Here ya go

[oblique belfry]

scalie

[green granite]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-gif-23315640

[timber oxide]

Depending on who you ask

These are furry too

[oblique belfry]

i guess

lets ask the connoisseur himself

@teal spade

[timber oxide]

I'm gonna go play some more village

And when I'm done in an hour or so

I might draw

Or might not

[teal spade]

[green granite]

Why did u pinged me

[oblique belfry]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[green granite]

[oblique belfry]

is this furry

[oblique belfry]

wrong reply

[blazing maple]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=E4G6XLk8SGE

[teal spade]

Draw kobolds

[timber oxide]

One day

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Draw Kompot

[timber oxide]

I'm currently drawing cats

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/kulu-ya-ku-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-stories-2-wings-of-ruin-monster-hunter-stories-wow-gif-2926712297231200978

[oblique belfry]

BIRD UP 🗣️

[sour rivet]

BIRD UP

[blazing maple]

BIRD UP!!! 🐦‍⬛

[teal spade]

That's What's-her-face meme from skyrim

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bird-up

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-bird-up-terminal-montage-monster-hunter-gif-16266096

[oblique belfry]

the what

[sour rivet]

SMH

[oblique belfry]

OH wait

now i remember

[sour rivet]

scalie doesnt know Lifts-her-tail

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-dance-terminal-montage-leon-dance-leon-dance-terminal-montage-gif-5816737132212489194

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/congalala-monster-hunter-fart-epic-fart-monster-hunter-stories-gif-10426483639402091976

[oblique belfry]

my name is leon

i was leon when leon happened

[sour rivet]

killing you?

[blazing maple]

every monster has a super move

[teal spade]

Fuckin... What's-her-face I forget the whole name. Something lifts her tail

[blazing maple]

some are horrifying

[blazing maple]

and the power scaling is insane

everyone gets an ult!

[sour rivet]

thats scary

idk i guess ill torment you into streaming it whenever you get the game

[timber oxide]

https://youtube.com/shorts/A4ppPzrJeKg?si=4WqRfZn1Acqr1yQ_

[blazing maple]

oh fair

[copper vapor]

lusty argonian maid?

[sour rivet]

is it fair tho

[teal spade]

@frozen void check out Sams new intro cinematic

[teal spade]

That's the bitch

[sour rivet]

I JUST SAID HER NAME

[teal spade]

BITCH I'M ON MY PHONE

At work

[sour rivet]

BITCH YOUS BLIND

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[teal spade]

In bed

After 22h of work

[sour rivet]

is valstrax in these games

[timber oxide]

banan

[blazing maple]

yeah it ambushes you with arial divebombing

[sour rivet]

baller

i really wanna see vaal hazak again tho

[teal spade]

Anyway, h'why was I pinged @oblique belfry ???

[timber oxide]

To this day I remain the only person in my friend group who beat event Valstrax in Rise

[sour rivet]

is he hard

[timber oxide]

The event one? Kinda

[sour rivet]

i know he has another variant in rise

[timber oxide]

You fight it on a small arena and he is stronger than the regular one

[oblique belfry]

September 30th. 1998. Hi, My name's Leon. It's a day i'll never Leon. The cop inside Leon died that day. That night Leon was wiped out. Thanks to the Leon created by Leon. Somehow Leon made it out. But too many Leons weren't so Leon. Leon was asked later to join a Leon program. The cop's name is Leon. Not that Leon's had a choice. The training pushed Leon. **D U C K .🦆 ** Even for Leon this can be Leon. Looking good! Thanks. If i could just forget the Leon that night... Nearly killed Leon hast to.

[oblique belfry]

to confirm that pic

if it was furry or scalie

[sour rivet]

what

[blazing maple]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOLhGzyzAjI

[timber oxide]

And I was a new MH player back then

I had no idea what am I doing for half of the fight

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UbSy5JRc10

[sour rivet]

i dont think that was neccasary

[sour rivet]

oh tm

[timber oxide]

My entire strategy was amp switchaxe, stab dragon, blow up dragon, repeat

[timber oxide]

Ok I will watch this and then I will play Village

[teal spade]

Here's a simple flow chart for next time:
Is it Anthro? > Then it's furry > you wanna be a pedantic little bitch about it? > Then its scalie or what ever other dominating feature it is

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

noted

[teal spade]

Cool, now I'll go back to the rest of my 2h of work I got left and try to grab some Zzzz's

[green granite]

Found Pyrson's art channel on Facebook

[timber oxide]

I... I don't have a facebook?

[teal spade]

Ya do now

[green granite]

Your uncle's father's roommate facebook

[marsh cargo]

opens exotic cache
sacred imperium

ima kms

https://fixvx.com/Shil_yuru/status/2032431877550932381

Shil (@Shil_yuru)

クルルヤック絆技
ストーリーズ3では貴重な完全ネタ枠演出だ

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 12:21 PM

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/OtaCursed/status/2032558757763334215

Otakus Del Dia a Dia (@OtaCursed)

Nunca adivinarias el crossover que hay en este video

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 8:45 PM

[raven swan]

Fact of the matter is that cup will have another man in his mouth

[copper vapor]

finished toxic commando

[timber oxide]

yummy weapons

[raven swan]

RE?

[timber oxide]

Villagio

[sour rivet]

i love you gray cartoon pony
keep making stuff

[copper vapor]

stories 3 is like a turn-based jrpg?

[quiet abyss]

[raven swan]

[marsh cargo]

yeah its like pokemon too

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/good-lad-demoflower-it-is

its really intriguing for me that deadlock has portrait changes and unique voice lines when you are low on hp

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsSgRe2kPFk

[copper vapor]

interesting

are all Stories like that?

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/tsukino-monster

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/DiscordPreviews/status/2032532055477698607?s=20

Discord Previews (@DiscordPreviews)

Discord is experimenting with a Kaomoji Tab in the Emoji Picker.

X · Mar 13, 2026, 6:59 PM

[marsh cargo]

ye they all are rpg pokemon likes

[oblique belfry]

gray cartoon pony my beloved

[sour rivet]

i wish they had a twitter or somth so i can see their WIP's

i tend to forget to check the deadlock server

[oblique belfry]

love how windows had this feature since it was released

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[copper vapor]

I just thought they were 'lite' versions of mh or something

good to know

[oblique belfry]

yet it took them this long

to add em

[sour rivet]

༼ ◕_◕ ༽ i took your arms away

[marsh cargo]

[oblique belfry]

my fucking arms

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[sour rivet]

watching a fight

HOLY FUCK

@blazing maple girl help

the dread lord is here

hes dancing next to me

now hes drinking

[blazing maple]

uh oh

dudes a party animals

[restive bear]

Uhh chat there's walking calcium over there

[sour rivet]

thats just sithis

[restive bear]

Absorb is succulent calcium

[sour rivet]

he is void incarnate

[restive bear]

Absorb the void, and be the void, and unite the void

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IdicHhYkuE

[sour rivet]

i got stwing

[oblique belfry]

:]

[sour rivet]

there goeesss myyy heroooo

[timber oxide]

Holy fuck the boat controls

They are so bad

[blazing maple]

how did you do that

[timber oxide]

Do what?

[copper vapor]

almost got wiped twice in the first mission on hard difficulty

[sour rivet]

spin

[restive bear]

I think he just turned

[copper vapor]

[restive bear]

I mean yeah, don't expect decent vehicle controls in a on-foot movement based story rich horror game

[timber oxide]

I just held A

So the boat turns in place, very fast, stops turning instantly, turns much slower while actually moving, takes time to build speed while accelerating, cannot actually stop turning while moving forward and I'm pretty sure it also stops moving immediately when you stop holding W, but will continue at the same speed if you press W immediately after

If you don't you have to build speed again

I fucking hate water sections

[restive bear]

Who up clamin they pearl

[sour rivet]

me

[timber oxide]

How does he keep appearing everywhere

How did he even get in this room

[timber oxide]

The door

Is too

SMALL

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

who parked their squid

[oblique belfry]

did they fucking change how abyss works

why cant i find any chests

for abyss loot

[sour rivet]

damn lotta people playing today

[sour rivet]

thats base infernum

[oblique belfry]

bruh

what do i do for its loot

fish ?

[sour rivet]

no

you search for it

diving boots is in the second tier

[oblique belfry]

i already have iron boots

[sour rivet]

what else you missing then

[oblique belfry]

lemme check rq

[green granite]

I wonder how do I build summon in Calamity

Like every boss drop a copius amount of summon gear to the point I thoughtbthe mod is catered to Summoner

[green granite]

This is my first time seeing Sparter playing Div 2

[oblique belfry]

turns out i only needed ink bomb

which wasnt from treasures

bruh

[sour rivet]

the squid

[oblique belfry]

no

cuttlefish

fuck the squid

[halcyon fossil]

https://youtu.be/92E0X59wzeg

[sour rivet]

peam

[oblique belfry]

sudden urge to go to the bottom of the abyss

and try fighting reaver shark

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/sensible_dude2/status/2031895457207627867

♣️HOTCOCO 🍉 (@sensible_dude2)

Pew

X · Mar 12, 2026, 12:50 AM

[green granite]

@oblique belfry me when im out of money

Zerg + Battle + Warmonger combo

[oblique belfry]

the humble golden poop

[green granite]

Why is it dogshit

😭

[oblique belfry]

how

1-5 gold every 5 seconds

[green granite]

I mean

[oblique belfry]

i got 6 plats in like 10 minutes of afking

[green granite]

Its literally shit

Im not saying its bad

Im just saying

Its literally

[oblique belfry]

bat poop

[green granite]

A shit

[sour rivet]

thats dom

[oblique belfry]

whatchu needed for scoria again ?

picksaw ?

[green granite]

Scoria?

[oblique belfry]

the ore thats on abyss

firey one

[green granite]

Tbh

[oblique belfry]

this shits

[green granite]

I rarely go to Abyss

It takes such a lot of effort to get gear to go down there

A lot of times its just annoying

[oblique belfry]

for fucks sake

also i love how they made the abyss actually dark

to the point even your own projectiles are not visible

and locator potion aint doing shit

thats all i could've done

bro is dealing 450 damage

[pastel wave]

does anyone want a 640x80k image

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

doge bout to get clammed

[oblique belfry]

evil ass clam

[pastel wave]

i dont think ive ever survived past the 3rd night of terraria

i just mine and then die to cave things and get mad

[oblique belfry]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE

run

@sour rivet help

bastard

[sour rivet]

The fuck

[oblique belfry]

dude

[sour rivet]

How

[oblique belfry]

im still pre-plantera

[sour rivet]

SIGNUS

[oblique belfry]

how is this mf here

[sour rivet]

He spawns in hell

But

Youre in the abyss

[oblique belfry]

im on crags

[sour rivet]

Kh

Oh

[oblique belfry]

i fought supreme clam

[sour rivet]

Yeah thats normal then

[oblique belfry]

HOW IS THAT NORMAL

[sour rivet]

Dude

You played infernum before

[oblique belfry]

i didnt get signus before post ml though

this is a 1st

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

the valor is nice but evasion scarf my beloved

the fuck

oh hello

[timber oxide]

More guns

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/SkyTheSpaceGirI/status/2032625730295591212

Skyler (Sky) 💜 (@SkyTheSpaceGirI)

Goodnight everyone

Credit to Shotsinii on instagram for this cute video

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 14, 2026, 1:11 AM

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo you when you had a bad experience:

[sour rivet]

oh damn they groovin

[copper vapor]

https://youtu.be/TDZcNCFhLFk?si=yIZEY1vEthAFKna7

[sour rivet]

i saw this

looks kewl

[oblique belfry]