╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

dullahan

[pallid sapphire]

Monster Hunter looking crazy

[hexed stag]

You meant cookie monster?

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

[solid sundial]

@trim crater

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pallid sapphire]

Get out of here

[trim crater]

oh oops, havent used the discord much lol mb

[sour rivet]

lafe gets married once and becomes a meanie

[pallid sapphire]

Happens,dont worry

[pallid sapphire]

Im not mean.Im mentaly instable.

Also im married for 6 months soon

[sour rivet]

unstable*

[pallid sapphire]

Yes im in stable

but unstable

https://tenor.com/view/horse-honse-evil-animal-gif-3155765686370022499

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-reinstated-privileges-gif-17839360940585930287

[pallid sapphire]

@blazing maple do you hope the Story DLC will have more Grace in it or do you think its another Story like what Chris is doing in the meanwhile ?

Also do you think we get a Mercenaries mode ? That would be awesome

Sherry back in action

[sour rivet]

it is 100% gonna be chris and the wolves

[pallid sapphire]

i hope so

[sour rivet]

and there is no way we aint gettin a merc mode

with that combat?

its inetibbllblb

intelbl

istanbul

[pallid sapphire]

I would even hope for like "4th Survivor" cause im still on the hill that the guy is Hunk

[sour rivet]

it is hunk

[pallid sapphire]

Hes a raccoon survivor and he disappears after the fight

the details are to good

even that theres no real blood splatter from Axe to the throat

[copper vapor]

[crunch sound effect]

[sour rivet]

people are just coping because they dont want their grim reaper to be dead

[pallid sapphire]

While the game is SO HEAVILY ON THESE DETAILS

[copper vapor]

it's thanos

[pallid sapphire]

i mean HUNK is also more of a Title

Human Uncle Never Komes

[sour rivet]

hes HUK now

human unit killed

[pallid sapphire]

If your honest,really nah

Again the details

[sour rivet]

yeah nah hes alive

[pallid sapphire]

the game is really heavy on the details,the blood the gore

[sour rivet]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[pallid sapphire]

i love freeing that Licker and let it murder the Specialists

[pallid sapphire]

WHAT EHHHH

[sour rivet]

i dont think using the details of blood and gore to say hunk isnt dead is a good way to do so

you can hear his throat get torn out

[pallid sapphire]

Did you see the veins,the blood and all the shit if you shoot a zombie an arm off ?

[pallid sapphire]

Yeah but theres not enough blood,for example when leon does it to zombies

[quiet yew]

@slow imp I'm reading some gruesome shit rn

[pallid sapphire]

No you dont

[sour rivet]

you are blowing limbs off of zombies

[quiet yew]

Incidents in the Life of a Slave Girl

it's so fucking depressing

[pallid sapphire]

I loved it when i lured a zombo with Grace into the main hall and injected him

[copper vapor]

tearing someone's throat out would probably be very gory as well

[pallid sapphire]

The blood stayed there the whole game xD

[pallid sapphire]

It is when Leon does it to zombies

Even the specialists

just not for HUNK

Which is the main point

Also corpse is gone when you leave the room and come back which no other corpse does in the game.

And hes a Raccoon Survivor

i hope theres a DLC where you play as him to get some Elpis

[sour rivet]

there is no more elpis

[pallid sapphire]

It crashes down

[copper vapor]

at the very least someone steals the corpse to clone him or whatever

[pallid sapphire]

Also i want more Zeno story

Til that game we never got much story about that 2nd clone

Its just dumb to have not much about him in the game he appears

[real aspen]

Cool

[quiet abyss]

guys the lpvo works in ready or not now

[real aspen]

Android now has an indicator whenever some app is using location

[pallid sapphire]

the what

[quiet abyss]

we can finally toggle from 1-8

[pallid sapphire]

oh

[quiet abyss]

low power variable optic

scope

[real aspen]

Only toggle?

[quiet abyss]

no like zoom

[pallid sapphire]

All it needed was a new 10€ DLC

[quiet abyss]

in and out gradually

[quiet abyss]

its free feature tho

and the new weapons are free too

just the maps cost moneys

and the cosmetics

which idc about, ive had the same fit for like 90 hours

[pallid sapphire]

and the game

i do own it

i never played it much

Alone is boring

[quiet abyss]

yeah ready or not isnt a 300 hour experience

its a once in a while/with friends game

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vutlyPtONA

[quiet abyss]

@rocky turtle

are you dead

[copper vapor]

way better than a bycicle mod

[pallid sapphire]

Teamspeak became

[sour rivet]

not online on steam or discord
gee i wonder

[real aspen]

im binging stargate

[copper vapor]

peak.

[pallid sapphire]

good choice

[copper vapor]

sab finally being based

[quiet abyss]

easier to ping so that when he IS online

he responds

its smart

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

https://ddduv.bandcamp.com/album/prime-all-i-cant-do-2 whatever go listen to //ALL I CAN'T DO//

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-goodbye-goodbye-chat-gif-27514940

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

kinda shit ivan posts

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

I miss playing nightreign sometimes

too bad playing with randoms means I have to hold the ult until they're both downed

Because they will get downed inevitably

lost one run because I ulted, then they both went down instantly afterwards. never again

[sour rivet]

sure twitch

give me

MY FACKIN DROPS

[frank hearth]

[sour rivet]

oooo

still a decent amount

[frank hearth]

and thats just the steam numbers

[sour rivet]

ye

[frank hearth]

btw thats with all DLC

[sour rivet]

i miss bf1..

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/h7FrC-6l-BM

[frank hearth]

we peaked with 3/4 and 1

[sour rivet]

i liked 5 for what it was

but it was missing quite a bit

although theres one thing i dont miss from bf1

the fucking artilery trucks

god damn SNIPERS

[brittle karma]

What is this heavenly tune blessing my ears rn

[frank hearth]

i would like to submit the heavy bomber here aswell

[sour rivet]

scary

[timber oxide]

That's not gonna convince me

[copper vapor]

the humble ground attack plane

with anti-tank cannon loadout

meanwhile my teammates raging at me because I spawned artillery truck with AA loadout despite the fact that they had the clearest airspace in their entire gaming lives thanks to me

it's funny when enemy plane users think they're safe because they're not flying close to the static AA guns

[pallid sapphire]

my cat screaming for food

[quiet abyss]

its so scuffed

[real aspen]

god the early iris is so funny

peak budget vfx

[frank hearth]

friends have gaslit me into terrible decisions once again

[bitter spire]

Friday afternoon

[bitter spire]

Game is brimmed with campers and sweats dont play

[modest frigate]

Wanted to start a new gamma run today only to see my SSD with GAMMA installed broke

[copper vapor]

still enjoyable

[marsh cargo]

suddenly smolensks

[copper vapor]

@proven tundra peak

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/cirno-minecraft-shotgun-gun-explosion-gif-5611678669368253012

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/die-about-it-die-about-it-minecraft-gif-5861617372303910847

[copper vapor]

why yes Youtube, I will listen to Everything Burns again

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-amogus-sussy-sussy-baka-imposter-gif-22028506

amogus

[copper vapor]

bro clearly never played serious sam

[quiet abyss]

guys i found pictures from when we had offtopic smp on BA

this was the after tho

i miss that modpack tbh

but playing it alone doesnt feel right

[untold spear]

2hou fan?

https://tenor.com/view/dislike-gif-11920712669198427724

[sick trail]

That was cool

[pliant chasm]

broken character unlocked

[ionic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/weed-grow-farmers-green-marijuana-gif-5469373

[sick trail]

But muh commando

[pliant chasm]

goat

[sick trail]

I didn't even know you needed Halcyon seed for this

I just cleared that boss outta habit

[pliant chasm]

i did allat and forgot the seed the first time

[sick trail]

[pliant chasm]

some unlocks in this game are evil

[sick trail]

Hopoo said "oh you didn't do this step in our 15 step process? Fuck you, honestly, why isn't your wiki open"

[pliant chasm]

dying when 9/10 to unlock a new skill

[sick trail]

Das me

[copper vapor]

get fucked

[sick trail]

Ay shut up, I did the process

[copper vapor]

your own damn fault for playing that crap

[sick trail]

You know what?

ur mum

[pliant chasm]

[sour rivet]

oh no bro

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

HOLY

D A M A G E

[copper vapor]

bro just made a quarter million dollars

[oblique belfry]

we love cruelty rell in this household @pliant chasm @left mantle @frank hearth

i fucking dropped 7 meteors to 4 people

giga damage

[pliant chasm]

i had a game earlier with tank engine against full ad

i didn't die and couldn't see my head from the size

[fathom chasm]

play library of ruina

[sour rivet]

play lobotomy corp

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/lobotomy-corpoation-run

[copper vapor]

u wok m8?

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

oh wait

i cant tab out of a twitch stream anymore for drops to progress

because ads get paused when in another tab

[copper vapor]

nope, you gotta stay there

also someone told me you can't even mute the stream

so you have to mute your browser instead in the sound mixer app in windows

[sour rivet]

surely theres an extenstion i can get

[copper vapor]

surely you can just leave the stream running and go afk

it's what I do at least

[sour rivet]

i mean

i dont know if being tabbed into a game counts

[icy juniper]

I usually just lurk around in the server, but I've got drops with the stream muted, if that helps at all

[copper vapor]

I think it's on a case-by-case basis
had to stay on the stream as the active window/tab to get drops for guild wars 2
but didn't need to do it to get arc raiders shit

[icy juniper]

They could have changed it up and I wouldn't know since I don't use twitch in the slightest except for when there'd be steam keys or something

[sick trail]

Twitch do be rolling out ads that require you to be watching

[sour rivet]

ill just
leave the stream on 1%
and not minimize google

see if that keeps the ads from pausing

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

ducc

[noble basin]

Duk

Nuccem

[real aspen]

why do goa'uld guns look like dicks again?

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/sparkle-hsr-fall-plush-bruh-gif-6487830370266033662

[pliant chasm]

accidentally click sdalger chat and get flashbanged holy

[timber oxide]

I have a discord update ready, I'm afraid it's gonna take my tenor privileges away

[green granite]

Fart noise

[zealous depot]

@quiet abyss YEAH HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, GET PINGED

[sour rivet]

huh? what are you-

[pliant chasm]

i have no update and i still have tenor

[quiet abyss]

alo!

:D

[timber oxide]

I do still have tenor and I want it to stay that way for as long as possible

[zealous depot]

Game

[quiet abyss]

i luv pings

[zealous depot]

I changed my orygrn build

[quiet abyss]

what i hate is when mfs leave pings off on replies

[green granite]

Go to random Sdalger chat
Hips

[quiet abyss]

how in the fuck am i to know when someones talking to me

when they turn it off, anyways

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

orygrn

[zealous depot]

[quiet abyss]

i actually just booted darktide taco

[zealous depot]

Deleting darktide

[copper vapor]

https://comicbook.com/anime/news/hunter-x-hunter-gundam-voice-actor-masako-ikeda-dies-at-87/

[quiet abyss]

good timing

lmao

6th sense,

ogryn sense

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

Darktide

Deleted

[quiet abyss]

skill issue

[green granite]

Man

[quiet abyss]

how the orygrn gonna level without you

[green granite]

What would I do to have a good salad rn

[proven tundra]

Kill some lettuce

[quiet abyss]

idk id kill for a baconator

but thats just me

[green granite]

Hmmm

Iceberg

[quiet abyss]

@raven swan

cup is killing you

hope thats ok

[copper vapor]

only knew her as Cloud of Darkness in Dissidia

still

[timber oxide]

Time to dive

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

can't wait for his promised "general rework of the entire game" in the next xpac to be a bunch of lies so this meme becomes accurate and relevant

also obligatory @rocky turtle tag for FFXIV trashalking

[marsh cargo]

the lies are already creeping up

the just said blue mage is not getting more content

[copper vapor]

lame

I saw the beastmaster announcement but didn't look at anything else

did LL happen recently?

[copper vapor]

uh oh. 90% of players won't be able to find that dungeon.

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

NOT THE FUCKING HIPPIE TOWN.

[sick trail]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-sugercoat-gif-17145115744772032863

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

im happy this got increased

the previous timer was 30 days

[arctic flicker]

Tech really handling heavy weapons like its normal now lol

[copper vapor]

oh nice, youtube just recommended me yet another random livestreamer using AI art for their pfp and/or thumbnail

[green granite]

US Army's Gentex Corporation Integrated Head Protection System IHPS Helmet

[copper vapor]

how many times must I click "don't recommend channel" for them to stop recommending this shit to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFFyn5SqqYY

[zealous depot]

hehee

[quiet abyss]

wut is LL

[copper vapor]

live letter

ffxiv event thing

[quiet abyss]

oh ok

i heard beastmaster than thought you were yappin about darktide

was confused

[marsh cargo]

i think you would need to pay mobis money before he plays something 40k

[sour rivet]

its over guys

[marsh cargo]

you paid

you whaled

[quiet abyss]

idk why

its fun

[sour rivet]

this is the first time i gave my own money to them

[marsh cargo]

was it worth it?

😔

[sour rivet]

yeag

my inventory is UNSTUFFED

[marsh cargo]

smh making you pay for invetory space

the oldest trick that is soo effective

[proven tundra]

I wish I liked MMO's

[sour rivet]

i mean

i only craft with one dude

i've no reason to gather resources for others

[marsh cargo]

to quote josh because i feel like he said it best

MMOs are bad games were you get a glorified chat box

[sour rivet]

but yes if the craft bag didnt exist for eso+ it would be worth less

[vivid swift]

this video looked interesting but YT is so broken cant even read the comments smh

[timber oxide]

I now have so much resident evil in my yt recommended

[proven tundra]

Cmon

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/looking-binoculars-2

[sour rivet]

also i relaly got eso+ for the dlc

[timber oxide]

At this rate

[sour rivet]

the crowns dont hurt

[timber oxide]

I will get to Requiem

In 2 weeks

Maybe 1

[marsh cargo]

leon could have given her his second normal sized gun

but no

here small lady have the giant RSH12

[vivid swift]

with one bullet btw

[marsh cargo]

after he fired all 5 shots

[timber oxide]

a gun with one bullet

[dense basin]

ws boy

[timber oxide]

I have noticed

That my friend owns all main resident evil games on steam

Because I have access to them via steam family

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

I think I know what I will be doing this year

[marsh cargo]

play 5

[timber oxide]

No no no

First I have to finish village

Then I want to play requiem

[marsh cargo]

but the chris shredfield

[timber oxide]

Listen

Punching boulders can wait

[vivid swift]

🥹

[timber oxide]

The residents of this village are evil

And I need to remove them

And also something about finding my daughter but so far I've only found some piss jars

I'm gonna miss Ethan

[marsh cargo]

rememeber when 7 dropped and everyone called him soy

only to go all out on village

[timber oxide]

I dunno man I always liked him

He's just a guy

[marsh cargo]

yeah i like him too

hes not ultra badass zombo killer #32

hes just a guy

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVycgbZfotE

[timber oxide]

A very determined guy

At least in Village he kinda knows what he's doing

[sour rivet]

it will be nice to play drg again

[oblique belfry]

@thick plover @frank hearth

ROCK N STONE

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

COCK AND BONE BROTHER

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

er wait-

MOCK AND GROAN

no fuck

[thick plover]

ROCK AND STONE

[sour rivet]

Shock... and... powned

[thick plover]

pawned ur mom

got em!

[green granite]

Ethan is Winter'ed

[pliant chasm]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029998953527263283/1112600794286534718/caption-6-4.gif

[sour rivet]

shut up im getting there

STONE AND ROCK!

[proven tundra]

SOCK AND RTONE!

[green granite]

@proven tundra i hate Youyou I need you to give him something annoying

[proven tundra]

I see

[green granite]

I need you to give him

Leukemia

[proven tundra]

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444357101978783947/1459331243291443324/attachment.gif

[proven tundra]

@pliant chasm

[pliant chasm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1445131582707859597/1supertiredofimbeciles7777.gif

[quiet abyss]

[ionic herald]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1180886092384321616/Screenshot_20231203-154808_Discord.gif

[green granite]

@quiet abyss when you run out of ammo

Just sweat bro

Cuz you are sweating bullet

[runic condor]

[copper vapor]

I'd play but I got a shitton of other games to play in the backlog was playing dawn of war remastered recently

dorktide was fun but I wasn't as "wowed" by it as I thought

[onyx vigil]

oh my god i was working on this mod for 10 hours straight and i am at 99% completiton with only a few minor things left to actually do

then i am done

[vital venture]

Hmm, I could use check on requiem, or spend it on AC shadows cause I cant quit playing my ubislop

[blazing maple]

I would like more Grace for sure but I know capcom it'l be chris

I would also like more/any of clair, Jill, Ada

also yeah they're gonna add mercs

[onyx vigil]

My god I am soo tired

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/syworks_/status/2032494124046368896

syworks (@syworks_)

#Marathonthegame #marathonfanart
logo cr.: @pupperparts

X · Mar 13, 2026, 4:28 PM

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/water-spray-stop-sprinkle-water-gif-11895255

[vital venture]

Play Unity (cause 8 dollah) reminded me how much I like my ubislop

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/HEALTHluvr/status/2032477240127353211

shrimplyHEALTHy (@HEALTHluvr)

Latespawn

#marathonmaniac

X · Mar 13, 2026, 3:21 PM

[sour rivet]

fukcking finally

I OPENED

OVER 50 CHESTS

oh hi sam

[blazing maple]

hey

[sour rivet]

how are you- skeleton kicks in my kneecaps OWIEEE

[blazing maple]

haha owned

I'm unwell

[proven tundra]

Omergawd why is the baby on its back

[snow tree]

Chillin

Vibing

[proven tundra]

The damn googly eyes

[sour rivet]

unwell?
how are we gonna get water now?

[proven tundra]

[real aspen]

Kill yourself

[vital venture]

The fact im considering buying shadows over requiem makes me realize how bad I am with ubislop

[sour rivet]

dont get shadows

[latent hazel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925855860557746267/1154452677602848878/image.gif

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/SappleMyrup/status/2032502930453192769

Maple Syrup 🍁 | #ELEANORNATION (@SappleMyrup)

WHAT THE FUCK

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 5:03 PM

[ionic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/tripofobia-gif-7275542

Toad

[sour rivet]

aw man

SAM YOU TRUED REACT IT!?

I DONT WANNA KILL MYSELLLF

[marsh cargo]

pickle jumpscare

[sour rivet]

WHAT

[real aspen]

Betrayal

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/OdieTheLoudCat/status/2032470868199190858

Odie Tha Cat (@OdieTheLoudCat)

So Happi my mommy tucked me in so I can take a nap

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 2:56 PM

[sour rivet]

not the first time

[blazing maple]

#demonmode

[sour rivet]

ok i am going to put a pause on this lead farm
and actually go and play my dragonknight

back to the depths you go Ate-Many-Shrooms

[sour rivet]

why are you fucked up and evil when unwell

are you a nemesis

https://fixvx.com/Kappce_/status/2032535491740827733?s=20

Kappce (@Kappce_)

Don quixote most ingenous idea
Watch it full on YT!
#LimbusCompany

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 7:13 PM

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/Dass527/status/2032547626722476114

Das-s (@Dass527)

She's so scared... wait wha..?
#ResidentEvilRequiem #RE9

X · Mar 13, 2026, 8:01 PM

[sour rivet]

true react

[ionic herald]

!true

[solid sundial]

⠀

[blazing maple]

Thank you Tree and Birb

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-sack-truth-harpoon-truth-lance-truth-dagger-gif-12504601540719482278

me and my chud son (this is my favorite pet in the game)

[copper vapor]

UH OH

a wild angry pickle has appeared

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDTVgXXb0AANcSQ?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

[marsh cargo]

the cat with the pet dead lizard

[sour rivet]

i swear if that fucking ac130 is in stories 3

[sour rivet]

im not a cat

[blazing maple]

nice drip, came up with that all on your own? impressive

[sour rivet]

no

you help!!

[blazing maple]

also wow you got a mini syndragosa

[copper vapor]

beetlejuice?

[sour rivet]

and of course ocula

[blazing maple]

Sindragosa would of been a better name tbh

[sour rivet]

what is this in reference to

I DONT PLAY WOWWW

[blazing maple]

World of warcraft

Dragon that got killed and the lich king resurected her corpse

and now he had a giant fucking ice dragon on his side

[sour rivet]

dang

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/uxalik-artas

[blazing maple]

I had a lot of guilds try and invite me and I always asked "how does your guild treat women/queer people" and so rarely did they respond normally

[sour rivet]

i havent been in a guild in so long

[blazing maple]

They always tried to dance around the subject or be like "Well you'd be our first" and that's bad

[sour rivet]

ew

i joined a guild in ffxiv b4

im pretty sure 90% of the members were women and that made me scared

[blazing maple]

or they'd be like "we don't care what kinda fairy tale creature you are as long as you have a good time!!!"

nuh uh

[copper vapor]

[blazing maple]

I told someone I was a druid and they were like "Oh a woman? We need more healers"

Nice try

I was dps spec

[sour rivet]

lmao

[copper vapor]

I would be too

[sour rivet]

im just a lil guy tryna play my story mmo game

[blazing maple]

I did find a guild that was like 50/50 guys n girls and they were chill

[sour rivet]

RIDING HOOOOOOME (in a ambulance)

[copper vapor]

MIGHTY WHOOOOOOOOOOORE

[proven tundra]

Working in pharmacy the men to women ratio was like 2:100

[sour rivet]

guilds are just
hard to find good ones

[proven tundra]

I could have just said 1:50

I'm dumb

[copper vapor]

my only criteria for mmo guilds is I don't want drama
too bad all of them have drama

[sour rivet]

im gonna get a salami sammich rq
watch my capra demon for me

[sour rivet]

dude
the discord for the ffxiv guild had so much

[copper vapor]

DISCORD?

YOU

JOINED THEIR DISCORD

holy shit.

[sour rivet]

had to

[copper vapor]

it's already bad enough having to deal with the ingame FC chat

[sour rivet]

yeeeeup

[copper vapor]

it was always a sigh of relief when I logged out of the game and they all disappeared from existence
(until I logged back in the next day)

[sour rivet]

i thought you were suprised i joined a discord in general

seeing as i dont like to half the time

[marsh cargo]

i still occasionally still get DMs from a guy in the old ff14 guild i was in (i havent played since endwalker dropped)

[copper vapor]

nah surprised you joined a mmo guild discord

there's already too much drama in ingame chat

and you joined their discord

[pallid sapphire]

You ignored my questions

[copper vapor]

to have guild drama outside of the game

it's just

true horror story

[sour rivet]

she answered your resident evil

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/poisonivezz/status/2032378671294476698

Ivy Ψ (@poisonivezz)

her dj blood bending her in the back

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 8:50 AM

[pallid sapphire]

i didnt seeee

Sorry Sam

[sour rivet]

smh

[blazing maple]

which question did I answer

I'm high on pain meds

[sour rivet]

higher than the black sky?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iIYtwEr-ME

[pallid sapphire]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[blazing maple]

oh i did answer that

I'm amazing

[sour rivet]

OK

ME GO GET SAMMICH

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-transformation-furry-tf-spunch-bop-spongebob-spongebob-spongebob-patrick-patrick-mr-krabs-mr-krabs-mr-krabs-squidward-gif-24348687

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/rebbford/status/2032505472624853432

rebb ford (@rebbford)

The Second Dream, The Third Impact.

X · Mar 13, 2026, 5:14 PM

[zealous depot]

[sour rivet]

nvm no sammich

dad making tacos

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

limbus, evangelion

what is she doing

[blazing maple]

I wish I had a taco father

[proven tundra]

Cracked out of her gourd

[blazing maple]

my dad just has cancer and sleeps all day due to having cancer

soooo lazy smh

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

why dont YOU be the taco father

[blazing maple]

cause I'm sick and fucked up

[sour rivet]

fuck!

[blazing maple]

fuck indeed

[sour rivet]

make a portal to my house and come have tacos

[proven tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/dorkly-bits-bowser-gun-firing-at-ground-firing-repeatedly-gif-5955333218801658339

Sam trying to shoot through to USA

[blazing maple]

i'll infect you

[sour rivet]

ill just cut my tongue off then

ez

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

wait no i need it

[noble basin]

How will you speaketh

[sour rivet]

ill just parry the infection

[sour rivet]

telepathy

and random noises

[noble basin]

Brain mode

Charades

Is that a word in english?

[proven tundra]

Yes

[noble basin]

Me thank rat

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZVUhWICUO0

uh oh

@left mantle @frank hearth @pliant chasm get ready for people to spam this video's build now

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

i already learned something about visage from this video

turns out it gives you 0.25 omnivamp and lifesteal

[frank hearth]

HUH

[oblique belfry]

multiplies lifesteal / omnivamp

my bad

[sturdy cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-divided-smell-smelly-abraham-lincoln-gif-17762146207784621364

[pastel wave]

I woke her up to take this photo

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/wokehammer/status/2032460880768536780

阴卡丽 🔞inkary (@wokehammer)

Warsphinx loaf

X · Mar 13, 2026, 2:16 PM

[sour rivet]

waow

i lub them

https://x.com/Dominos_UK/status/2032491916625932652?s=20

Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK)

happy birthday Desmond Miles

miss you every day

X · Mar 13, 2026, 4:20 PM

[copper vapor]

people mistaking "old school" for "luddite chud who refuses to adapt"

[timber oxide]

end as reload?

What kind of bitchcraft is that?

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341944630375219242/1474246679351001220/HD2pootisengage.webp

[proven tundra]

I'd charge more for the foot thing

[timber oxide]

I'm not handing my essays for just $1

[arctic flicker]

a shoarma

[arctic flicker]

No idea what you'd be paying these people to do

[proven tundra]

Whatever the AI feels like I guess

[timber oxide]

I don't know, I'm just putting them on a list

[arctic flicker]

Can I pay em 20$ to fight each other and I'd record it?

[proven tundra]

Get outta here scammer

[timber oxide]

Get fucked, bot

[oblique belfry]

get the fuck ouuta here

[proven tundra]

The one clanker we like

[hexed stag]

Craigslist + LinkedIn

[proven tundra]

You're cool ragequit

[copper vapor]

if anyone needed any more signs that we are officially in the dystopia, this is it

[proven tundra]

I wonder where the money is coming from

[thick plover]

I just watched a horror movie

psychological horror movie

[copper vapor]

crypto mines

[thick plover]

first time I got scared since playing darkwood

[proven tundra]

You looked at Twitter?

[timber oxide]

I need a law passed, ok, that legally allows me to punch in the face anyone who is holding a sign with anything AI related

[sour rivet]

i sure do love having my class trees being almost max before my main toon is max

this shits awesome

[thick plover]

I told my team to kill this guy that can die in 2 seconds
they dont do it
we lose the entire game

afraid of humanities listening capabilities

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

I repeat it multiple times as well b4 each team fight

its so scary

its so scary

just let the monkeys and orangutans and gorillas take over the planet already

were doomed

[hexed stag]

Taxpayers

[timber oxide]

The shooting range that I used to visit frequently placed some posters with "common sense" gun rules in the lobby, and it would've been fine if those posters didn't have AI generated image slop in them

[hexed stag]

Money stolen from people who actually work, and spent on fucking bullshit. As usual

"people" who think we should get rid of work should be put to death. They would run the whole system they depend on into the ground via increasingly retarded and out-of-touch delusions

[proven tundra]

Should be put to death

[hexed stag]

Killed, and their ideas abandoned

[proven tundra]

That's definitely a reasonable solution

It's almost

Final

[sour rivet]

I GOT

TACOS

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

We MEXICAN today folks

[proven tundra]

[blazing maple]

Quick, birb, say some spanish

[sour rivet]

gracias

BOA TARGE AMIGOS

[timber oxide]

You're my friend now
We're having soft tacos later

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/IntelDeadlock/status/2032548814767169776

Deadlock Intel (@IntelDeadlock)

Apollo received some new animations, you can now slap your enemies accordingly

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 8:06 PM

[sour rivet]

we dont have any of the spicy hardshells i like so yea

we havin soft tacos

[sour rivet]

did silver get new ones yet

[pastel wave]

porgess

[blazing maple]

idk about that

[sour rivet]

aw shucks

im helping bretons rn

DARIEN!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS BEEN SO LONG

DAP ME UUUUUUUUUP

thats meridias champion right there

[copper vapor]

mid-ia's champion

[timber oxide]

You're not in the dap up distance yet

[arctic flicker]

piccolo is that you

[sour rivet]

what, you dont like losing your free will?

[timber oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/piccolo-aura-piccolo-aura-aura-farming-aura-farm-gif-4796219510675252498

[sour rivet]

we see the fit

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/NickRigamarole/status/2032499972143280258

Rigamarole (@NickRigamarole)

https://t.co/ncUKrvM28a

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 4:52 PM

[sour rivet]

me

[blazing maple]

the game JUST came out capcom

[thick plover]

false, you are a bird

[timber oxide]

What did you expect

It's fucking monster hunter

[blazing maple]

it's capcom*

[timber oxide]

yeah but monster hunter especially

[sour rivet]

remember
the ost for mhwilds is more expensive than the game

[blazing maple]

lol

lmao

[sour rivet]

lmao

dragons dogma got microtransactions

dmc got microtransactions

[timber oxide]

Also one of the reasons Wilds ran like shit is because it had a shit ton of DLCs and the game constantly checked if you own them

[arctic flicker]

sprinkle some denuvo for good measure

[sour rivet]

wasnt that disproven

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/zarzaliel/status/2032577444658413700

Zar (@zarzaliel)

Still haven't quite figured out the concept of "blowing."

X · Mar 13, 2026, 10:00 PM

[sour rivet]

oo zar art

[copper vapor]

dammit I wanted to make a joke but it only works in portuguese

[sour rivet]

ty

[copper vapor]

capcom always spams dlcs like this

[timber oxide]

I'll never forgive the denuvo!

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/Lucxie_233/status/2032316597243945396?s=20

Asag (@Lucxie_233)

#lcb12
#LimbusComapany
I really love this ego!

X · Mar 13, 2026, 4:43 AM

[timber oxide]

Anyways does Wilds finally run like a game that is supposed to work?

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

Can I finally play it on my laptop and not just on the desktop?

[sour rivet]

when i tried back in december it felt better

we got 2 performance updates since

[marsh cargo]

[timber oxide]

Which I don't really believe in

[sour rivet]

ok then go see for yourself

[timber oxide]

How much space does it take again

[gleaming nymph]

a = 1
while True:
    try:
        while True:
            pass
    except KeyboardInterrupt:
        print(f"\nno :{")" * a}")
        a = a + 1
    finally: 
        pass

an evil script

[thick plover]

KITTY

[timber oxide]

Holy shit 118gb

[thick plover]

I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE IN THE GAME

[timber oxide]

Yeah, not gonna happen

[thick plover]

why game need to be so huge

[timber oxide]

I have no clue

[thick plover]

kill every game developer where game size is above 80 GB

[timber oxide]

It doesn't look like it needs to be this big

[sour rivet]

most of the time its because of language options

[timber oxide]

If most of this size is not ultra detailed big booba jiggle physics then please don't talk to me about it

[sour rivet]

and some files being uncompressed

[timber oxide]

I can fucking go play Rise which I did enjoy much, much more and it's only 35gb

World is 51gb and I also liked it a lot more

WILDS HAS 191 "DLCs"

[thick plover]

i got X reacted

we kill that person too

[copper vapor]

x gon give it to ya

[thick plover]

games should NOT need to be above 80 GB

just look at KCD and how much that game has

and its 80 gigs

[timber oxide]

(I mean to be honest both Rise and World have over 200)

[thick plover]

i rest my case

and that bitch got 4 DLC

[quiet yew]

[copper vapor]

btw

[quiet yew]

[timber oxide]

Ah yes, the reason why I play it on a console instead

[oblique belfry]

👀

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/guillatene-behead-lego-gif-12352396

next question

[quiet yew]

@grok they're coming for your ass

[thick plover]

I got 150 hours on my first playthrough therefore the size is justified

[timber oxide]

But, to be honest, it's more worthy of being 119gb than Wilds is of being 118gb

[thick plover]

if the game has content proportional to its size

then it gud

also you download online included with RDR2 I think so the game size is probably more like 100 GB

[quiet yew]

my man
consoles are basically the primary reason games are 100+GB

[timber oxide]

But my point was that I don't really want to spare 120gb for one game on my PC while a console is specifically for games so I don't really mind

[quiet yew]

I would say buy a X TB SSD but uhh
the market is shitting itself rn

[timber oxide]

My computer still needs free space for other stuff, if you consider the fact that I do video editing and video files take a lot of space it begins to make sense

[thick plover]

also Im like 70% positive devs stopped caring abt making games smaller after COD started just doing the absurd game size bullshit and still making a quadjillion sales

or well not devs but the companies

cut costs here good sir

[quiet yew]

most games I play were released before 2016 anyway

[timber oxide]

HD2 reducing it's size to 23gb is what revived the game for me

[quiet yew]

it's still baffling how Far Cry 3 + Blood Dragon takes up only 12 GB

[thick plover]

my friends only complaint was the size

so he literally came back when the size decreased

[quiet yew]

considering both of them are big open world games

[timber oxide]

I was about to uninstall it to save space and then they reduced it

And I was playing it actively / semi-actively since

Because it's no longer a burden on my SSD

It's not perfect by any means but it is more than a 23gb game for sure

Now, back to the original point
Wilds is not a 118gb game

If it was like 70gb then it would be better. Still big but better, more understandable

[oblique belfry]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ew-sIZ9fQsI?si=CbQcjd6yhAY0Lgw0

[copper vapor]

how so
they had to run on the xbox 360 which used 4 GB DVDs

[quiet yew]

different size on consoles iirc

[marsh cargo]

and it being an open world doesnt mean anything when 90% of the game is an asset flipping itself

[copper vapor]

yeah but they couldn't have too much of a size difference

consoles probably had lower textures since the game ran at 720p

[marsh cargo]

and yeah

720p

[quiet yew]

6 to 7 huh

https://tenor.com/view/sixseven-six-seven-six-seve-67-gif-14143337669032958349

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bh187-home-alone

[thick plover]

[copper vapor]

this is gonna be a slog and a half...

keys only worth 100

gonna have to go 'gardening' at the dam swamps or see if I find trinkets in the apartments

idek what the "misc" items are

... oh.

I could do cold snap and farm a backpack full of snowballs then lmao

[marsh cargo]

rock

[copper vapor]

"I need to get ready for an expedition outside the rust belt, gonna need to bring anything essential for my survival"

rocks and snowballs

[arctic flicker]

500 music albums

[copper vapor]

500 lance casette mixtapes

[arctic flicker]

criminal we don't know what music did lance make on those mixtapes

[thick plover]

we already on sale

[arctic flicker]

what game about

[bitter spire]

I talked to a foid today

Shit was exhilarating dude omg

[thick plover]

some knight game similar to KCD

apparently

[bitter spire]

I see why you guys do this irl

[thick plover]

it didnt even break 500 players

[sour rivet]

maybe you should stop

[copper vapor]

someone send that "hey buddy you need to stop talking cause no one likes you" gif

I forgot to favorite it for these moments

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/people-dont-like-you-sponegbob-die-im-going-to-kill-you-spongebob-gif-12247672696404230818

[copper vapor]

not as funny

[bitter spire]

A bunch of haters

[copper vapor]

nah you're just unfunny

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/horton-hears-a-who-jojo-ned-mcdodd-pc-pc-gaming-gif-10984111874586129361

[slim magnet]

why not just pay a hooker if you're this desperate to fuck a girl

[copper vapor]

just saw a guy with an "automatic" il toro

this one's going to the gallows

[sour rivet]

he needs the money to pay for his crayola addiction

this mf is the only reason i know what the word foid means

[copper vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[untold spear]

wtf is this

[slim magnet]

want to get monitors to replace the headset but mics fucking suck unless you drop a hilarious amount of cash for them

[supple lotus]

even cheaper mics can do great things - its more about how you process that audio

[arctic flicker]

soon it'll be the il toro's turn to get nerfed

then everyone will jump to burlettas and renegades

[halcyon fossil]

software mixers are normally garbage to work with but they can make some decent audio

[supple lotus]

ye - but they can still go a long way. Noise Gate, Comp and Limiter - good to go for 90% of basic use-cases

but he aint wrong, if you get a decent mic albeit a cheap one, you still most likely spend on cables and maybe Audio interface

thank god for Reverb tho, you can snag a really good deal on most shit

a Shure SM57 is basically unkillable and even after 10 years great to get used/2nd hand

[sturdy cosmos]

i had one like this for so long i dropped it so many times it was unkillable

one day i dropped it for its 145,359123e+7.35th time and it finally exploded into pieces

[supple lotus]

you can submerge them in water - they will still function

[sturdy cosmos]

but that was after spilling an entire sprite on it and it still worked

[copper vapor]

definitely burlettas will be next

[sturdy cosmos]

yeah but after that it gets all fuzzy and audio quality worsens

[arctic flicker]

I love me burlettas, its an upgraded kettle but in pistol format and no rpm limit

[sturdy cosmos]

like it just noticably becomes quieter like most other "waterproof" mics after they are submerged

[supple lotus]

and now I'm on Reverb and need to close this ASAP

[sturdy cosmos]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rgull1t-1E1KTW3JUswgpfJ9rX

my statement is perhaps longer

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/rebbford/status/2032582246519935234?s=20 @blazing maple @marsh cargo the viscous infection

rebb ford (@rebbford)

its time for the viscous invitational https://t.co/C2nhqchpVC

X · Mar 13, 2026, 10:19 PM

[sturdy cosmos]

https://giphy.com/gifs/amlithuanian-he-made-a-statement-so-trash-even-the-dog-left-was-aa1VDkRuOQ7qfYB2E4

[arctic flicker]

ah yes another sirdimetrious video for arc raiders

[sour rivet]

oh hes doing arc now?

[copper vapor]

almost done with all quests.

I think. I hope.

last one I did was the MANTIKOR quest on blue gate where you have to bring 3 batteries to a door

that's one of the new ones iirc.

[arctic flicker]

been doing arc for a while now, its funny

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8sunqi-voc&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3D

[sour rivet]

dang

[copper vapor]

did another where I had go to controlled access zone on dam which is also new

[sour rivet]

i watched him when i was in my destiny phase

[arctic flicker]

https://youtu.be/E2Si7AGEPio?si=VZGmNbMZ9Sshmfme

[copper vapor]

I saw a video of a guy setting up a tripwire trap hallway RE4 style and giving people blueprints if they can clear it

I get into peaceful lobbies and even I'm confused how he even has the time to set this shit up without getting ganked

[sour rivet]

yeah
still peak

[sour rivet]

sims patch

[copper vapor]

more like dwarf fortress patch

[sour rivet]

try for baby with the grim reaper

NOW

[copper vapor]

this splash screen is so cool

[sour rivet]

o damn that is cool

it reminds me of the darkness 2 opening

with all the tendrils

i uh
have no way of showing what that is unless i open up the game

[copper vapor]

apparently ther's twitch drops for toxic commando

but the few streams I found with drops on

are asking me to subscribe (aka pay)

fuck that

[supple lotus]

most sponsored streams have already happened for it today

[sour rivet]

oh right i forgot thats a thing twitch is doing now

[supple lotus]

thanks EFT, fucking morons

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/jHKQd89eLKw?si=PuET2FlV_DS_5ErN

[supple lotus]

brut

[proven tundra]

New album is pretty good

New dance with the dead is a couple of weeks out

Gimme

NOW

[supple lotus]

i was tempted to get some tickets for the show near me

but then I remembered I'm old and frail

[proven tundra]

Same oomfie

Last concert I went to was U2 and Arcade Fire

[supple lotus]

i dont clearly remember what my last one was

like 15 years ago

i think it was NIN

[proven tundra]

2011 was when the U2 concert was lol

So yes 15 years ago

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/at1nytown/status/2032414250476412941

riah 🪐 nasa ˚｡⋆｡˚☽ (@at1nytown)

and that’s what you deserve 😭 what happened to just studying?

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 13, 2026, 11:11 AM

[copper vapor]

nine inch nails

[proven tundra]

It was their 360 tour if you remember that

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063755770027573252/1316188196719038527/steam-laugh.gif

[proven tundra]

Outside

Rain soaked

Worth it

[copper vapor]

last time nin came down here I was outta money

[sour rivet]

dumbass

[copper vapor]

now that I have money they ain't comin no mo

[supple lotus]

their shows went downhill anyway. barely fill the needed time, not even doing an encore

and 300 bucks

nah thx

and they came to Austria ONCE in 25 years

[copper vapor]

last time they were here was in the very first lollapalooza

I was still a broke college student

[proven tundra]

Haven't heard that name in a long time

[sour rivet]

i think imagine dragons and gorillaz did a show or two near me before

[supple lotus]

man - not been playing games or at PC for 2 months due to being sick... and now I'm back there's nothing I'm interested in

[proven tundra]

We have uh b tier bands coming

[supple lotus]

i dont know a single one of those

[sour rivet]

play selaco again

[supple lotus]

i will but waiting on EP2

[sour rivet]

same

[supple lotus]

soon

[proven tundra]

Goo goo dolls and 3 days grace were popular in NA in like early 00's

Guess Who were a popular 70's Canadian band

Ooh black keys and Jimmy Carr

[runic condor]

ayy jimmy carr

[proven tundra]

The Guess Who did the original version of American Woman

Later covered by Lenny Kravitz

[supple lotus]

so a 70ies one hit band that still clings to life

[proven tundra]

Kek

I can't think of another song of theirs that I know

[supple lotus]

I'm sure they're good musicians

wouldnt be doing it this long otherwise

50 years that is

[proven tundra]

They broke up for a long time

[supple lotus]

[proven tundra]

Like 1975-6

And just did some reunion tours through the years

This year is their "comeback tour"

The lead singer also did Taking Care of Business and You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet with another Canadian band

Bachman-Turner Overdrive

https://youtu.be/NCIUf8eYPqA?si=eTL_m-F-KrPM9Xj9

https://youtu.be/w3fRBzRngdc?si=q6qvDXhNdxhVM8iy

Alright

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[sour rivet]

who is ted and why is he talking

[proven tundra]

Why's he yapping

[supple lotus]

Ted aint talkin in here no mo

🙁

[proven tundra]

Dang

I miss Ted

[sour rivet]

i can STAB people now

[proven tundra]

HE'S GOT A KNOIFE

[sour rivet]

woe

[supple lotus]

woeife

[sour rivet]

the animations change depending on your characters height!

[proven tundra]

Okay one more song
Cover of another Canadian band RUSH during COVID when this music channel was doing colabs with everyone from their homes

https://youtu.be/fULwDbZ4iSU?si=Pp-6rOfUG8xTdcZj

[sour rivet]

someone just turned into sand in front of me

WHAT THE FUCK

MOUNTS CAN SWIM NOW??

[blazing maple]

wader

[sour rivet]

this is revoluntionary

10 FUCKING YEARS

[blazing maple]

they ported over the world of warcraft swimming mount technology

[sour rivet]

i like this new leadership

[sour rivet]

now all we need is flying mounts

[blazing maple]

be careful

that's a double edged sword

[sour rivet]

yeah

i know

it may cause zones to be less detailed

[blazing maple]

more like instead of going through a zone and seeing quests and stuff you instead go to where you're going way fastter missing out on adventure

and all zones now have to be designed for the player to be able to fly

[sour rivet]

yeah..

[pliant meteor]

It didn't really occur to me that the experiment involving trapping kids in different social conditions but in the same enviroment in Mazerunner was a reference to the Vault experiment in Fallout til now.

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/lukechristensen/status/2032377177447309807

Luke Christensen (@lukechristensen)

Wellington truly is the innovation capital of New Zealand.

X · Mar 13, 2026, 8:44 AM