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i dont work for one rn
Damn there aint nothing
so does machine shops apparently
also good insurance
dental and all

W
Bro doesnt realize some privately owned bussiness can be worse than megacorps
only one extra hour every day 
some
"oh maybe i'll get a chance at freelancer. Wonder what people need. Oh this looks like something i can do. maybe i c-"

runs away like that fat guy after stealing the kid's food
dude just sell some shit
clearly
peak form
type shit
is ratdad online
dude i dont wanna fucking work on the factory for 12 hours but at this point its looking that way
Just go on fiverr at this point
why is it so shit

idk I just clicked the first result of "eat run" search
Thats my only option too
Welcome to life doge
oh boi, time to clock in at my assembly line job inspecting buttplugs or smth idk what turkey makes 

turkey makes turkeys obviously
fuck youre right
doge, ive got it, just make turkeys FROM HOME
i cracked the code
Doge honey its time for your 16 hour shift in the baklava factory

nah, its not square and blender cube enough

car factories / workers are most prominent in turkey
How bad is fuel prices for yall rn?
$3.00

oh hey you're not spammer anymore
congrats
not since 12:47AM
such a specific time to be called a spammer

mfw me and sam were only supposed to watch the marathon cinematics
turn to her pulling out an ancient ass ESO collectors edition
and then us watching all the eso cinematics
all part of my plan
anyway i need to PISS
hm
surely the funny down in Iran isnt going to send this shit skyrocketing
KILL BOSS is 90% off
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fun fact
one of the missiles accidentally landed on turkey and before nato could even take that rocket away the scrappers took it and turned it into a grill
yes indeed, puppy
what
im NOT even kidding
based
hold on
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This movie was so peak
the turkish are so based
one would think the romanians would do this not the turks

maybe if it landed closer to romania

its like that video of that cargo plane being taken apart
that took another missile and gave it to scrappers for money
in 10 minutes
oh shit its 8pm
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SAM WHAT DID YOU DO
i dont want to log in or sign up
she just posted some cool photos, calm down
@oblique belfry yo
she KIDNAPPED me
Hows the dating mod
would be even more peam if he made a cd-shaped paper print of what would be the disc art
excuse me ?
cuppy wants to fuck the dancer
of the boreal valley?
boo
lmao that looks so badass
this shit happened few days ago
fucking scavengers
found a fallen rocket
and sold it to scrappers
in 10 minutes
holy shit i finally found it
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its so peak
fuck you mean ew
choose your explosive size for your android
will still explode better then ios
ok so werewolf is getting hybrid scaling now?
thats awesome
but now vampires need some help
story of my life
mastery skills for classes?
oooo
@oblique belfry clicked TCF discussions and found this
the level of cope
I can kinda understand people say arc raiders has a bit of the cycle vibes
but marathon? 
guy who's only seen the cycle: "Getting a lot of cycle vibes from this"
he has space aids
someone cure him
for a moment I thought the player on the left was a mob from Remnant
man i need to do the dlc-
my head then explodes because i said this in the presence of the bovine again
sam we got another cinematic
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we're gonna die
i want to live!
also it's taken me this long to take the tooltip help thing off my UI 
this is such a great sequence when you die in remnant
Deadlock movement techs ive created with my mind #deadlock #deadlockmovement #deadlockguide
REPOST REAL QUICK BC CAPTIONS DIDNT RENDER
THEYRE IN THE DAMN WALLLS
GET THEM OUTTTT
oh no
because my fren bought riftbreaker (and I said I'd buy it to play with him)
but you know what
fuck it, we ball
gonna buy aethus too
Riftbreaker looks fun it's not bad bad
it cheap, won't make me bankrupt
for sure, I was just not fully committed to buying it until my friend said he would.
not the kind of game I'd play alone
this freezeframe tho
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BRO TWISTED METAL SLAPS
i played that shit on the ps3
and my parents got mad at my uncle for letting like, 5 year old me play it
ofc the next year dad let me play resistance 3 and killzone 3
but its the principle
okay discord that's mighty reasonable

here at marathon we run retinal scans using your computer monitor and go through every memory you have
if you cheated on your significant other
we KILL you
and PUT YOU in the game
Man I havent played this game in years
anyone up for another go?

@green granite @vital venture @timber oxide

ITS NOT LOST, UNTIL I SAY SO


so uh... do i complete the operation?
Bro I just kinda finished diving for tonight
Go annoy them
yeah i might just do the last 3 missions, just to piss them off lmao
WAIT i forgot there are other divers around
theres 288 on cyberstan
im 1/288 technically
anyways, off i go to the surface to fuck with them
@vital venture get in on this brother XD


Nah
loser
I play arktide tomorrow

you do realize i cant even join you in darktide right away? :(
you get home at 3pm for me

they are always present
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Never thought I'd hear J. Jonah Jameson saying "Are you winning son?"
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Go on the offensive as Allen the...
its weird not seeing the amazon box demon now
yes it is
he's a
the mimic sniped her
cant he just mimic being a doctor
i dont think it can mimic skills
poo
i dont really know MUCH of the mimic tbh
peepaw willy WISH he could have designed a robot like this
2
ok cool
i dont care if im on cyberstan, im leaving to get that bag
not like the enemies are cyberstan exclusive anymore
there is no super credits on cyberstan
stop flexing 
WHAT THE FUCK DO I INSTALL
yeni birim
whatever that means
hdd

rude ass
fair
@sour rivet @oblique belfry @quiet abyss
i thought it was the tower wtf 
WHY IS THAT ALLOWED
what the fuck is he doing up there
HES CHEATING
ADMIN HE'S DOING IT VERTICAL
bacon acquired
yeah vox engines literally were aerial vehicles half the time on the stan

was so bs sometimes
She’s strogging my beef until I’m off
Things are bleak until she falls on my barrow
She’s beefing my strogge until I’m off

killed eachother?
ye
nice
it said deathray got u tho
oh
then i must have touched the laser by accident lmao
cuz i was too focused on the rocket

damnit
no not an ip grabber, its a gif of the grandma thaat throws grenades from boiling point road to hell
i sent it wrong tho
How much damage
lemme find one that works
It's under 9 thousand!
around 5k on 1st hit
walking out of the fight like:
(i was trying to find the panel where the dude was just missing half his torso but couldnt find it)
french deluxe
Me after encountering a Harvester
fuck, nvm
shes suppose to grab a ggrenade from her grocery bagg andd throw it aat you
That's rude
tbf it only happens if u haave negative relations with civilians (mass killing them)
@sour rivet angry women are keeping me locked in Duke's room 
why are they angry
I kinda
i love this dudes memes
why
Self defense
No
spdier
its reclusive!~

link?
https://x.com/yopofen/status/2031694629410877815?s=20 flies past you
luv me scarlets
luv me nuclear crow
simple as
ok
house jamming
Wth
You are into Toho?
offensive maxxing
@rocky turtle mfw you have darktide on wishlist, its on big sale and you dont get it
75% off moment
and what if i don't want to motherfucker what if i don't want to
yeah discord, what if i dont wanna use my mic, what if i wanna just shut the fuck up?


discord telling me some shit i knew already

anyways
deadlock time

GET ON DARKTIDE
for like 40 minutes
because thats like all i got


UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
me when im vomiting
fine, i will dark my tide first
boots up deadlock
man i need to put my games into lists.
can't even find darktide without searching it
I swear that if I find whoever designed the fire "puzzle" in the castle undergrounds I will fucking make them go through a resident evil scenario irl
i have mine based on favorites, installed, and the unfavored category
you do not want to be in the last one

(for honor is in there)
do you want to call and sit in silence in the call? or just not call and sit in silence in game?
(we basically never talk in the calls)

kinda funny really, its like a 1 sided convo, you dont have much to say, i have nothing to say besides yapping about nothing

my friends never really yapp about nothing so it's always hard to....figure out what the hell you are talking about lmao
works a miserable 2485 hour shift, comes home being tired, so its silent
well tbf do your friends talk at all? because i get the vibe its the most straight forward and to the point dialogue
my beloved
Man
The mecha boss is handing my ass over to me
This is not fun

1st mech boss is nerfed
so i did skele prime first
2nd mech boss is slightly nerfed
3rd mech boss is at full power
I tried to do Destroyed and it decided to throw random bs at me
So I died when its 5000 health
it fell off fast
It has no reasons
To deal 10k damage from stealth throw
Especially if you throw it in confined space
1 funi feature
the scraps count as "stealth strike" as well
thats why its dealing gazillions of dmg
Actually lemme build a box and lure Destroyer into it
same case with granite storm
it has great piercing too
if you spam
i kill wyverns under a second with barrel
My most favorite thing is its linger damage is both piercing and linger
yep
build some kind of platform / crate that destroyer can reach
spam barrels
boom
shredded
Thay means every tick is 240 health
And it continuously apply to every segment cuz it doesnt go away
i covered a town in shit 
1 funny interaction i learned is
this potion can proc
with those scraps
i missed but since i was still not in combat
one of the scraps hit an enemy
dealing 2k
shoutout to my "stealth strike bad" fellas @sour rivet
im over here killing every single non boss mob in 1 hit here
I didnt say it was bad
modoc my beloved
there's so much missable shit here due to skill checks
also fun fact
I never found Modoc in my first playthrough
because I didn't pass by it on the world map and no npcs gave me its location
need doctor to save cow
you still dislike stealth strikes
I dont like standing still 
why is everyone so hung up on that
all it does is instead of waiting 4 secs you wait 2
just get this
cow healed 
even if you stand still for a nano second 1/4 of your bar gets refilled fast
more so if you increase your stealth bar
just counted
it takes 4 full seconds to recharge my stealth while moving
around 1.50 ish when standing completely still
I dont understand how to use this
Cuz it feels like if I applied to boss fight
I will able to use it like once
i dont know how it works on boss fights too
i assume its a 1 time thing on bosses
need to test it
on theory it should work if you dont hit or get hit for few seconds
to make you "out of combat"
but i feel like it doesn't on boss fights
learned how to rocket surf while going fast
damn
it's quite simple actually, jump > freeze > shoot > unfreeze
i've seen people do it at much higher speeds but i'm only able to do it from a dash jump currently
The bovine spirit is with you
Now heal a bird

Getting hit with destroyer head
I forgot in Infernum
The Skeletron turns into dungeon guardian on low health
And will 1 shot you
I always hate skeletron prime
Eye and Destroyer arent much
Destroyer is easy with piercing I only hate the tons of debuff it applies on you from laser if you arent careful
@left mantle its still funny to me that this guy reached cha with shen jungle
and as soon as he did it
riot just nerfed shen jungle

you're on the ragnarok difficulty yes?
ye
anything different compared to base infernum
all i know is that the stats of bosses are just higher
and other bosses have unique attacks as well
from other mods
like thorium / sots
but i cant confirm that
cuz i actually forgot / dont know what their original patterns were
lmao

misinformation spreader
well i dont remember queen jellyfish being this spammy before
cant wait for you to reach DoG only for EVERY attack to one shot now
not just the charge

because i didn't figure out how to enable secure boot
aint no way bruv

WHY ARE YOU ADDING THIS
WHEN YOUR GAME GETS SHUTDOWN
ADD IT ON LAUNCH
would've given you 1 more week 
what fucking story lmao

i still blame geoff
fucking retard
people joke about geoff being the reason it fucking died but im pretty sure it would have died even faster if it was in any other slot
it was doomed no matter what
people shit on geoff because people KNEW this was gonna be just a random ass game nobody played
but he made it look like its the "new generation of gaming"
and using the "one last surprise" section for this
maybe it shouldn't have been announced at TGA at all and just left in the oven to cook for a few more months
correct
which is served for a super big announcement
it didnt help at all when he also pulled in the "oh this game was made from titanfall and apex devs lol"
which made it got more hate from those communities
i feel bad for the devs
they should have announced my game
but hey at least 2 million players was something i guess
im 100% sure they all have geoff blocked now




saying low number of current players for an online service game is a bold statement
ah yes
i love playing against the same people over and over
hm...
What studio is this
love how is issue is calling highguard woke and is against your ideology
which was not even the main issue the game had lmao

OH MY GOD
FUCKING HYPOCRITE

what the fuck is wrong with people
why are you making that wall of text for a game you didnt even play
jesus christ
get a fucking grip at life
start learning common sense
50/50
Like outside of all controversy and atuff how is it
gets repetetive too quick from what i've seen
and too many flaws
gameplay flaws
Disney land speech
game some how managed to climb from overwhelmingly negative to mixed
GOOD FUCKING LORD
oh my fucking god
aint no way half those eso hours are real
bet at least 60% of em are just afk hours
mine certainly are
fucking hell man
and her profile is filled to the brim too
guide showcase / award showcase / video showcase / workshop etc etc etc
like she just slapped every single fucking thing you can use
Is this the twitch streamer?
https://youtu.be/rDhrjKZprOo?si=4ADZxcTjG4a_9DX2 @oblique belfry
ah yes
we love looney toons physics
my night is ruined after witnessing her profile
jesus
who
forget it
some random woman who did a glazing wall of text for a game she didnt even play
and blamed it on people being "antiwoke"
15k hours in eso
okay bro
go back to grind
instead of yapping

EXACTLY THIS STUPID MINDSET THIS WOMAN HAS
even 1 guy said "it was a free game with cosmetic shop and whales didnt want a part of this game so it died"

i forgot which game or company it was but they blamed the players for not playing / buying stuff for em
i think it was ubisoft
could be wrong tho
It do be like that in AAA companies these days
with the ac4 remake coming
they are that """"flawless"""" that they blame the consumers now
i wonder how drastic the changes are gonna be
did you see the things it will have
no
hold on
i know its gonna reuse skulls and bones assets tho 
and will have "rpg elements"
wasnt shadows like that
with levels
and gear
whatnot

unity had it too
the ""rpg mechanics"" started in FRANCE
when i cant kill templar mcgee because my left cutlass is 20 levels lower than my right cutlass so i fucking die
ah yes
the AC we love
no wonder that franchise gets killed the more games it gets
atleast with the high level enemies in syndicate and unity i can take them on at a low level if im careful and skillful
*which i usually am if i wish to brag
*
The second they thought an assassination shouldn’t be a one shot is the second I gave up on AC.

play as assassin
get to level grinding like a fucking slave worker collecting flowers or some shit
i kinda wanna get unity again
i swear to god one of the retards at ubisoft saw how successful far cry 3 was and just said "hey lets slap that system in every single game we own"
because pre fc3 i dont think it was this prominent
post fc3 it was always the same system
with few sprinkles being different
whats this ? instead of radio tower you climb on mountain ? thats a huge difference now come on
surely worth the 60-70 bucks
uh oh 
black female with colored hair and a missing leg that goes "they"
in those times
i still love the stupid drama shadows got because they got a black samurai in that game

even at some point some asian people threatened ubisoft for getting their culture wrong
remember when the bf5 announcment trailer came out?
i dont
cuz i barely saw bf5 stuff
when it was out
i even was shocked like "there is bf5 ?"
there was a black lady with a prosthetic arm in it
and people were fucking PISSED about it
after few months it came out
you can bet they're gonna add all the bullshit here
i am afraid of them fucking up my favorite characters
i sure love "variety"
oh yeah he was great
please somebody just bomb the ubisoft HQ
only memorable cutscene of mary read that I have in my brain is
Assassin's Creed did it way before Far Cry 3
so they can stop bombing themselfs
I'M PREGANTE
Blackbeard's intimidation speech from Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag. Blackbeard was so feared that he almost never actually had to use violence. He specialized in intimidation, so this speech is awesome.
Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag Blackbeard
Assassin's Creed IV Black Flag Blackbeard Speech
i know. With the rooftops n all that
but that was the only example that came to mind 
So if anything Far Cry copied Assassin's Creed
And every single Ubisoft game that uses it is just Assassin's Creed in disguise
Which I prefer over it being Far Cry in disguise
i feel like fc3 simplified the whole thing tho
"go collect this" and "go do that" and yada yada yada
bring back crytek
make another fc2
There's nothing simpler than "climb a tower and look around"
and her still disguised as james kidd, revealing herself as a woman to edward, placing her hidden blade on his crotch and warning him to not tell anyone
and winking at him

watch dogs, too
walking up buildings and hacking the power thing
to reveal the map
is there somth wrong with that
A game like FC2 will not sell in modern times
shame its the truth
no, mentioned it as a memorable scene
ah
i dropped the game after playing it for 1 week 
even final fantasy is an ubisoft game now
Also FC2 was made by Ubisoft
I mean if you didn't finish it in one week it's because you didn't want to
wasnt it with the help of crytek tho
i was playing like 2-3 hours daily
not much
No
nvm then
The noises ohh 😢 he just wants milk
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New baby at St. Petersburg seal rescue !!
why is it fluffy
Ngl re9 looks cool
baby seals are fluffy
Using CryEngine but Crytek wasn't involved
And it looks kinda dmc with all the Leon parts
ah
are they allowed to do that
PARRY A FUCKING CAR
🗣️
ye
As a matter of fact, Far Cry 2 went through a shift in direction to differentiate it from Crytek's own game that they were making (Crisis)
Also re9 is just mgs4 for the re universe
dude the cyclone fucking sucks and it's about to get a triple nerf in the next update
the weapon gets 0 pickrate and it gets nerfed
pysson
division 2 question
is the new dlc good?
There's a new one?
booklyn
brooklyn dlc?
battle of booblyn
oh fuck i have fnf mods i needed to play
i should get on that
oh.
i was supposed to do this 2 MONTHS AGO
map revealed 
is the mutant ok
no
when he gonna parry ada 

i like how the bullets still hit him
its like hes splitting them and they just hit him anyways

i should get requiem
actuallly looks really fun
it does
i wish i had money
XD
i dont get paid enough for this man
hunchback leon is out of my grasp
:(
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2nMhsTDueE this kid is unironically very cool
holy fuck that corruption absolutely tarnished your underground desert
cat has good taste in beverages
I bet
Leon Kennedy can solo Space Marine
Just give him an axe
And cure his Racoon PD shit
okay hold on
Every now and day I remember that one story about a guy who made a long ass fanfic about Cima Garahau surviving with him and sent it to a guy he was talking to and disappeared
Players do amazing things.

time to turn this beautiful spring into a parking lot
Tarmac 
SHOW RABBIT WIFE 
Moment I go home I'm turning the entirety of Wuling to an Endfield base
im skipping tangtang
im skipping rossi
havent played it much yet
logged in did 30
got absolutly nothing as usual
WAIT THIS IS UNDERGROUND PIPES
i can't even update the fucking game
they're basically making us redownload and extract the entire fucking new build
i thought they'd do it like other gachas and only download the new stuff
stacked
yippee time to tear up my factory and build it better
hello all 

finally 15 floors update 
wait u can play mirror dungeon hard mode? 
u still can get achievements on easy for dungeon pass
wish me good luck beating 15 floors with that team 
oooh sesbian lex canto 
her eyes are so striking

tangtang is precious too but rossi takes priority
will rossi be a support for leav or something?
neat neat
yeah i'm cooking
the block that makes the green stuff
time to work out how to fit farms onto this while keeping the form factor
oh shit also sandleaf powder, forgot that step despite leaving space for the input
its burnt
tf going on here
one planter outputs to two refiners
carbon?
yea
yea
it's much better than what i was working with before
or at least would be if my ass could fit the sandleaf powderer onto it
i just make sandleaf powder off site and use depot unloaders
that's what i would do if i wasn't dumb as fuck
funny skill clash
holy shit
bro dealt 3k damage with this one
nvm 
Looks like a mobile game where you wait 30 hours for an item to be ready
oh fuck not quite tileable actually
it does look that way but it's really not, most crafts are done within 1-10 seconds
gear progression does kinda scrape the mobile game timer surface but you can have more gear parts than you'll ever need in a day
this run is crazy
i think you can kill god now
im on floor 6 
9 more to go
need to craft lunar memory
Droonster 
ez trim
thats it 
yeah but u need 5 ego gifts to craft it and they all are 4 tier
Space truly is a beauty...
Like what galaxy could that be over yonder
A green nebula
And a green star
Is such beauty possible in real life?
Droon do you synthetik 2?

After sseth vidya I had a feel it's very balls to the wall thing with shit ton going on screen
How bad is it to get into?
if u dont get good build u are fucked at 3 location 
and if u got good build u are still fucked 
@rocky turtle

That's kinda synthetik's thing 
https://fixvx.com/shrimp_rider/status/2031926355533697116 @sour rivet genuine demons

Im old lettuce
I can handle only so much













