╟❓general-offtopic

[marsh cargo]

i didnt notice

[copper vapor]

nice. I can't even get lucky finding specific arc bots that I need to destroy for quests.

[marsh cargo]

go get a 3600 they are cheap

[oblique belfry]

die

[copper vapor]

go to spot where leapers spawn 9 out of 10 times
I hit the 10th time and it's a rocketeer

nevermind trying to find surveyors in this fucking game

[ionic herald]

The rx570 and 580 are so goated

[oblique belfry]

im legit trying my best to run everything with this bad boy

[ionic herald]

He wont fail you

[oblique belfry]

brother it played s2

[arctic flicker]

the couriers have an uptick in sentinel and surveyor vaults now, got basically everything from em for my upgrades

[oblique belfry]

i just had to mod the game

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/LegendHarv2000/status/2031777890812018977?s=20

Harv (@LegendHarv2000)

↪️ Replying to @ULTRAKILLMedia

@ULTRAKILLMedia

QRT: shitpost_2077
https://t.co/AAgY13Gz7F

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 11, 2026, 5:02 PM

[oblique belfry]

to remove lumen entirely from the game

[arctic flicker]

been also dealing with comets the old fashioned way, when they're about to blow they open up their core which takes 2 quick anvil shots for me to kill em without seekers, but gotta be fast

[oblique belfry]

that was satisfying but holy shit the pain of cleaning that

MUH NESQUIK

[sour rivet]

unless it got into some small crevices

shouldnt be too bad

[oblique belfry]

brother

[sour rivet]

slips on a ball and breaks my neck

[rocky turtle]

@marsh cargo do u know that guy?

[oblique belfry]

its already under it

[marsh cargo]

though it was a friend of yours

[rocky turtle]

nope

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

I need to destroy a surveyor for quest

[marsh cargo]

o

flesh tearers droon

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/gregthesorcerer/status/2031840905511256224

Greg the Sorcerer (@gregthesorcerer)

Just watched a flock of seagulls do this to a guy in a Taco Bell parking lot

vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Mar 11, 2026, 9:13 PM

[rocky turtle]

im hungry boi

🫵 horus

[quiet abyss]

yeah its retarded

im not touching it

[sour rivet]

dude fucked up my doritos taco order

[lucid latch]

Why do you keep remembering

[oblique belfry]

oh for fucks sake

i forgot to clean up that folder

290 files

[pliant chasm]

gotta be the unluckiest player oat
im hr 90 and not a single zoh shia spawn man what is this

[oblique belfry]

why is bro hitting me with all 6 infinity whips

[noble basin]

W H I P

[lucid latch]

Why are they whipping you

[proven tundra]

[pliant chasm]

gamba

[noble basin]

Cos he likes it

[proven tundra]

I only have 5 tho

[oblique belfry]

its an activation phrase

[proven tundra]

Sorry doge

[lucid latch]

[oblique belfry]

find the 6th one

[pliant chasm]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAME

[proven tundra]

There we go

The sixth whip

[noble basin]

Rat whip

[pliant chasm]

and ofc i get put offline

[proven tundra]

LICORICE WHIP

[pliant chasm]

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU

[oblique belfry]

@proven tundra all your fault

[marsh cargo]

gg droon

[rocky turtle]

@marsh cargo alo wtf happened to you

ggs

[marsh cargo]

maaan

i got defaulted

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

I AM SO GETTING BANNED FOR SMURFING @zealous depot @frank hearth

[zealous depot]

fuck my chud life

i was TERRIBLE

[frank hearth]

yeah ngl dude i think matchup was kinda shit

[rocky turtle]

lol ranged nerfed my ass

[thick plover]

okay im off now

[marsh cargo]

what weapon to buy this week i wonder

[thick plover]

vindicta into chud and abrams

yea that is a bad matchup

[zealous depot]

and graves

[rocky turtle]

what do u reccomend for me?

[zealous depot]

so auto lock on bs

[marsh cargo]

what do you have atm?

[rocky turtle]

only necron power sword unlocked

[thick plover]

@frank hearth @zealous depot you guys need to learn how to make moneyyyyy

also sturm needs to learn what paige and rem want to build

healing booster on paige is not it

[zealous depot]

i do not know where to run for crates, i kinda just stumbled onto them and break them as i go

same with the gambling machines

[thick plover]

do you know how to hit the jackpot on the gambling machines

[frank hearth]

was kinda hoping barrier would scale of it

i was wrong

[zealous depot]

i just heavy them

[thick plover]

Go to the hideout and hit the sinners 3 teams

then read what it says

on your screen

it easy

[thick plover]

go to build browser and pick the first build and then look at what people build on her

you are mostly the support aka the useful item person

both on rem and paige

except rem wants to sabotage the enemy team

[marsh cargo]

@rocky turtle ardent edge is super good as a fencing knoife
but if you want a gun the light bolt pistol is very solid the heavy bolt pistol is niche utility that is good to have sometimes

[thick plover]

by stealing their boxes and sinners aka safes

[zealous depot]

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

okay now i see

how the machine works

[thick plover]

yerp

you gain permanent stats from them they op

[zealous depot]

i still suck at movment

[thick plover]

if you wanna get better at movement either go in the sandbox and practice for 5 minutes
or watch leif deadlock videos

[rocky turtle]

where we going next?

[marsh cargo]

@rocky turtle power fist is also very good, the new heavy bolt rifle is also very good

[zealous depot]

i just tend to get caught on everything

[thick plover]

https://www.youtube.com/@leifdeadlock/videos

[rocky turtle]

fuck it im gonna buy ar with grenade launcher

[thick plover]

he the shmovement guy

OH

also

[zealous depot]

i know how to do the movement but i always slam into something and get stuck on it

[marsh cargo]

its peam on the tactical

pure peam

[thick plover]

@frank hearth you run urns a lot from what I c

watch this guy

https://www.youtube.com/@1Mxrphy/shorts

specifically the shorts

he run urns good

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

[thick plover]

theres like 4 urn paths that are mega fast in the game and you should learn them

you can run the urn in legit 30 seconds

[zealous depot]

i use to do urns

[frank hearth]

this is bringing back my 2020 overwatch comp grind itch

this is a major problem

[zealous depot]

but my elo people will actually target you now

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

so i don't do urns

cause i am terrible

[thick plover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sbM1b_cL1g

also dont bother trying to learn the wallhop into boost pad

it hard I cant do it

[oblique belfry]

ok i think enough clip deleting

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

because i got something else to do

[thick plover]

all you need to basically do is
source engine game
dont hold W mid air

thats 70% of the movement

[oblique belfry]

@thick plover @sour rivet @frank hearth @zealous depot im killing all of you

[thick plover]

HOLY SHIT

[zealous depot]

[thick plover]

HES DOING IT

HES DOING IT

BIRB PLAY WITH STURM AND TACO

GOOOOOOO

[zealous depot]

IT'S HAPPENING

[thick plover]

BIRB

YO

IM SCHIZO

WAIT

I MEANT DOGE

GG

[frank hearth]

good the 3000 hours of apex might be usefull aswell

[thick plover]

[frank hearth]

[zealous depot]

i have such a hard time not holding w

[oblique belfry]

i broke bogdan

[frank hearth]

@sour rivet get your upside down arse here

[oblique belfry]

is it uh

supposed to be taking this long to load ?

[zealous depot]

first load uhh took a bit for me

[quiet abyss]

the hbp is only better than the light one because gun strikes

[frank hearth]

i take it good old shaders

[oblique belfry]

brother

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

I DONT KNOW SHIT FIRST

[quiet abyss]

the hbp one is best on tactical because you mainly use your primary anyways

[oblique belfry]

ALO

LEMME LOAD IN

[thick plover]

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo

[zealous depot]

you have been kidnapped

[quiet abyss]

you use the hbp for the damage

[zealous depot]

please do not resist

[quiet abyss]

and the utility is nice i suppose

[oblique belfry]

huh.

1st time a game automatically put me on low

instead of max settings

[zealous depot]

valve w

[quiet abyss]

modern game devs after making the default video settings ultra mega super resolution with RTX assfuck 9000

https://tenor.com/view/suit-slideshow-man-in-suit-sitting-man-wearing-suit-sitting-slideshow-man-wearing-suit-meme-gif-25275395

[thick plover]

forgot if the game had motion blur or not
also put texture quality on high

[oblique belfry]

bro wants me to explode my pc

[quiet abyss]

doges pc is a literal rock

idk what you want bogdan

[pliant chasm]

hell yeah

zoh shia is very fun with bonk

unlike the bug stick

[frank hearth]

Indiana Jones and the Turkish piss rig coming to cinemas near you in 2026

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-wilds-mhwilds-mhw-hop-on-monster-hunter-wilds-hop-on-wilds-gif-10113460229452832402

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[oblique belfry]

sudden fps spikes when getting kills / doing ults

[zealous depot]

[frank hearth]

your rig is gonna scream in team fights

[oblique belfry]

nah its for first timing everything

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

happens with most games

pc needs getting used to

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/8Fs9yEu-TPo?is=iyjbPtrAVbJ6zBxH

[halcyon fossil]

i've watched this 20 times

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry what ur status

[oblique belfry]

i keep killing this guy in practice range

trying to get the jist of the gameplay

[copper vapor]

skelly?

[oblique belfry]

yeah like skelly

[copper vapor]

c'mon pal do your worst

time to annoy myself in arc raiders again

[arctic flicker]

found me a bettina BP, might as well try it out even though I know its gonna be shittier than the anvil

[copper vapor]

it's not as good but it's good.

[arctic flicker]

for a heavy weapon, 14 damage is criminal

[copper vapor]

yeah but 40 damage is overkill for arc. the pen + higher rof does the job. Look at this #╟❓general-offtopic message

2 shots at unarmored rotor, 3 shots at armored hornet rotor

[arctic flicker]

they should cut the magazine size but up the damage a bit on the bettina

[copper vapor]

time to make a mistake and play night raid

[arctic flicker]

got enough comet ignitors for any future deadline adventures

still need a seeker BP tho

[copper vapor]

ain't no way I'm farming comets for that

[oblique belfry]

oh dear fucking god

[copper vapor]

I'll just buy 1/day from apollo

[zealous depot]

[arctic flicker]

been doing either long range sniping or risky close range core shooting as they rush towards me, ofc I got some cover just incase

[zealous depot]

become john deadlock

[rocky turtle]

@marsh cargo imagine outdamaging techmarine as melee class in range damage

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

yeah

[marsh cargo]

how did i X2 his dmg

in ranged

[oblique belfry]

fak it

we ball

fuck learning

[arctic flicker]

kebab time

[oblique belfry]

we shall trial and error in this bullshit

@frank hearth who we waitin

[copper vapor]

not the quest objectives I wanted, but progress nonetheless

[arctic flicker]

I want more hornets to spawn, I've been using hornet drivers like candy for rocketeers

[rocky turtle]

idk but its funny

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry @zealous depot you guys picking ?

[copper vapor]

a guy tried ratting me at extract

[zealous depot]

just got done

[oblique belfry]

done too

[copper vapor]

he got stunned by hornet while he was trying to knock me out

and got two-tapped by rocketeer and downed

idiot

(this is why I love aggroing arc on the way to the elevator - anyone tries funny business the arc cover me lmao)

and ofc it's a free loadout retard

I know that if no one got me, the arc got me

[arctic flicker]

free loadout got everything to gain

Kill em all

[copper vapor]

heh. not bad.

though I'm sure I already have silencer II

[arctic flicker]

still no compensator 2

and yet I keep finding augments

[copper vapor]

I think I already have comp 3

[arctic flicker]

I would rock higher tier attachments, but 20% burn rate is ridiculous

[copper vapor]

true.

I have no idea why high tier attachments have negative effects

at least silencer II has none

my beloved

still need these for utility station II lol

I don't remember where to find this

[oblique belfry]

how do i play this game

[frank hearth]

can you imagine league and overwatch having sex

[oblique belfry]

mm

o

[copper vapor]

now I need to find bombardiers, too

one spawns at dam during night raid

hopefully I don't get ratted again this time lol

[oblique belfry]

thank fuck this guy paused

[copper vapor]

is there co-op vs bots in deadlock

I might play that

[arctic flicker]

uh, green lockers at research on buried city for me

I only need 100K in materials then I'm done for expedition

[copper vapor]

research on buried city?

[arctic flicker]

building next to space travel

I think the locker room also on space travel near the ground floor also spawn em

[copper vapor]

oh I know that spot

gonna check there.

wtf

there were spotters but no bombardier

nice job embark

I aggroed the spotters and they just peaced out

[arctic flicker]

nah means the bombardier just died, spotters fly away in like 15 seconds

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo mfw trianq gets knocked off by a rotshield

when if he let me go first i could just slap him with a metal ball on a chain

and win

no issues

smh my head

[copper vapor]

mhm they bugged out and spawned without a bombardier it seems

but another one spawned a few mins later

still need 2 more cells for the expedition thing

so... off I go to hunt another bombardier

[arctic flicker]

Jumping off the roofs like batman to plant a deadline on big arcs

[copper vapor]

I did that once

felt good

jumped off that multi-story car parking garage at buried city, landed on top of a bastion and deadlined it

I almost got caught in the blast lmao

[timber oxide]

Leon, blinded and with his limbs tied

[copper vapor]

hmm this is a pvp lobby

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/arc-raiders-arc-pvp-arc-raiders-pvp-grenade-spam-gif-700927167835057797

[untold spear]

to be fair, leon is an anime character

[teal spade]

@rocky turtle @marsh cargo

[marsh cargo]

bird boy saves the day

[rocky turtle]

[hexed stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550869975385112606/1481426694907756736/RDT_20260309_103147.mp4?ex=69b3459f&is=69b1f41f&hm=e5bd6ff6fac97aea0d66f87ac38e605538fb137832619e367d52889966017083&

[copper vapor]

saved a guy from a leaper
he tried ratting me at extract like the last one
firefly and hornet kept him busy

too bad I didn't have time to loot the leaper, needed the pulse unit for quest

[arctic flicker]

oh how little gratitude people have

[copper vapor]

gonna do some free loadout runs to try and get that broken guidance unit

I forgot I needed fried motherboards for this. ugh.

[oblique belfry]

get me out

no

i aint touching this game

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/far-cry-release-me

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

dude

we are talking about stalker 2 levels of unoptimization

10 fps on teamfight

hell no

[zealous depot]

it was that bad?

[copper vapor]

runs as badly as it did when I first played then

good to know

not touching it

[oblique belfry]

why do you think i went 1-11

i couldnt see jackshit

nor hit

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[frank hearth]

time for food break

[zealous depot]

i am surprised i even got 7 kills

[oblique belfry]

fack of

[copper vapor]

fak of

[zealous depot]

[rocky turtle]

[frank hearth]

@thick plover we lost a soul

[oblique belfry]

anyways besides the horrendous performance

game itself is super aids for new players like me

its not new player friendly at all

game just says "oh it seems you never touched this game here are some recommendations"

and thats it

[thick plover]

How, I was playing this shit on a 1060

[zealous depot]

wel tbf. me and sturm raised your elo

[oblique belfry]

6 gig ?

[thick plover]

you play LEAGUE BRO

this is the EASIEST moba to get into

[frank hearth]

im like wood 10 fuck you mean rais elo

[zealous depot]

and yeah there is no tut which sucks

[oblique belfry]

hell no this aint like league at all

just like birb said

its different

[thick plover]

yes man

[zealous depot]

your one elo behind me

[oblique belfry]

yeah i got 4

why do you think

[thick plover]

makes sense i guess

[oblique belfry]

every game recommends minimum 1060

not because its 1060

its because it has 6 gig vram

[thick plover]

but yea no ur wrong abt this game not being new player friendly

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

??

[thick plover]

cause itemization is simpler than leagues rlly

[oblique belfry]

ok lemme point out the problems then

since i have never touched nor saw shit about this game

[thick plover]

while you write your paragraph im gonna go make my bed ive been waiting for 3 minutes

[copper vapor]

that's

not the only thing that defines whether a game is newbie friendly

and other than the very first week of closed alpha, where no one knew wtf they were doing, I have no clue whether this game is newbie friendly at all

job's done thanks @arctic flicker

[oblique belfry]

1. Everyone is spamming movement abilities while idfk what do i do to make myself go fast besides dash. the slide is finicky so i couldn't even do it 90% of the time.

2.Itemization is so vague that without the "build makers" you will never know what anything does unless you spend hours reading and learning synergies between em.

3.Literally 0 handholding about what you are supposed to do in this game. Even coming from league it took me a moment to realize i had to shoot the big guy that is apparently "a turret".

4.This is probably cuz i played with sturm and taco but new players are fucked against vets of this game. AGAIN this is props cuz i played with u guys. They DECIMATE new players .

5.Pseudo graphic settings that just lowers your resolution and doesn't increase jackshit (yes yes another L for kaput pc) BUT Mbo said he himself with that pc also had major performance issues. So i dont know what the fuck is wrong on that part.

6.The game is so overstimulating that i didnt fucking know what the fuck is going on for the most part. I didn't know what to do or what everyone was doing because there is so much bullshit going on. (and yes 10 fps gaming)

@thick plover

[zealous depot]

the biggest thing vets have over anyone is just they are cracked on movement. literally they can get to the another side of the map within seconds depending on who they play as

[oblique belfry]

exactly

also the minimap seriously needs a tuning on brightness

[zealous depot]

but frankly that is any moba

vets will always dog on you

its why i am so nervous about playing league

[oblique belfry]

enemy colors should be brighter because when you are focusing in the middle of the screen you can't see em

on minimap

cuz the color is too similar to background

[oblique belfry]

at least that game has a built in tutorial system

this shit dont

[zealous depot]

true

[oblique belfry]

thankfully its still closed alpha

so they will props make it in the future

I H O P E

[zealous depot]

though the tut never really helped me prepped to do a live match, which is why i just stick to bot matches

[copper vapor]

will remain in closed alpha for a long time yet and won't receive any significant improvements anytime soon

Remember, it's Valve

[oblique belfry]

thats fine. It still teached you the core game

[oblique belfry]

yep

like i've said

it legit took me few minutes

[copper vapor]

closed alpha for almost 2 years now

[oblique belfry]

to learn that those big guys

are the "turrets"

that i have to take down

[frank hearth]

have you seen how much they fucking did over the past year mate

[copper vapor]

I don't keep up with news, all I know is the new heroes

[oblique belfry]

same

[zealous depot]

hell, there's sooooooooooooooo many heroes i wanna kms

[oblique belfry]

the mems

[copper vapor]

which doesn't mean much at all in terms of improvements to qol and mechanics

[oblique belfry]

oh yeah definitely that too

new players might get overwhelmed

with the amount of heroes

BUT to that i say

[zealous depot]

idk who is even good

[oblique belfry]

"fuck around and find out"

[zealous depot]

besides riven

apparently

[copper vapor]

damn. I guess hoarding all the shit I normally hoard only helps in some things

[zealous depot]

grim is currently having a stroke by the mention of 'riven'

[oblique belfry]

its fine for me if all heroes are unlocked from the start

[copper vapor]

even committed half my Anvil collection to the combat items line

[copper vapor]

@teal spade

[oblique belfry]

cuz i got the "we ball" mindset

[copper vapor]

this is the only good way to do a moba

[zealous depot]

league to me just seems like such a daunting task

compared to deadlock

[copper vapor]

fuck buying/unlocking characters

[arctic flicker]

I usually just save the grenades I find in containers, builds up a good supply

[oblique belfry]

league only gives you 10-20 starting heroes i think

[teal spade]

[copper vapor]

I did that. I just committed almost 50 grenades/mines in total.

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

the others you have to buy OR they are the "free heroes" for the week

[zealous depot]

hell even pred was easier for me

[oblique belfry]

iirc ranked mode requires you to unlock at least 50 champs

[copper vapor]

when I played, you automatically unlocked the hero you played in the tutorial

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-bro-hand-on-shoulder-gif-11963500747147243380

[copper vapor]

choices were ashe, ryze or garen

[thick plover]

Okay let me put it like this

[copper vapor]

AND completing the tutorial gave you enough IP to buy one of the cheapest champs for 1350 iirc.

[oblique belfry]

oh god

cope incoming

[copper vapor]

and then there was the 10 champ free rotation

AND

you could get alistair and tristana for free

[quiet abyss]

i could do this

[oblique belfry]

ye

[copper vapor]

for following the riot channel on youtube and twitter page

[oblique belfry]

wait really ?

i didnt know that

[copper vapor]

the tristana one gave a skin

and if you earn a skin for a champ you didn't own

you'd unlock the champ

[oblique belfry]

ngl they did do some improvements

for new players

like adding hero....symbols shit i forgot the name

basically a crate

that gave you a random champ

[copper vapor]

it was her regular skin but purple hair instead

[oblique belfry]

and they lowered the blue essence cost of ALL champs

by half

i think the most expensive champ is like what

3150 ?

[copper vapor]

game wants me to give my rubber duckies for expedition no

[oblique belfry]

each pass has like 5 random hero shards

and 8 hextech crates

which can also drop champ shards

so they really are trying their best

for new players

with bot AI changes too

now there is a jungler bot

and not gonna lie

some of these bots

are actually on the same level as master players

it can surpass players occasionally

[arctic flicker]

Duck always stay in the stash

[oblique belfry]

but anyways

those were my problems with deadlock

will not touch the game again

maybe if i get a pc

who knows

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

but it will still be at the bottom of the list

cuz i got A LOT MORE to play

if i do get pc 1 day

[zealous depot]

one day

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

i will play league

one day

[oblique belfry]

dont

you already witnessed it firsthand

[thick plover]

If you werent 4 fps I think you would somewhat understand what was happening in the teamfights maybe
Very little characters actually have true movement abilities idk what team you played against but most movement abilities in the game are either
Movement steroid
A dash
Or something that relies off of you needing to click onto something and it drags or tps you to it
Only real exception to this is mina who just presses ability and teleports x distance in front of her and she can do it 3 times
Sturms and tacos lobbies are new player friendly its where 40% of the playerbase is
Theres a tutorial on the game but I will say its as shallow as leagues
about graphic settings but its also a valve game and they famously are able to run on a potato
Sadly you are on a potato 1 and not a potato 2
I will say game does feel overstimulating to look at after the newest character update even I felt like it for the first few games on the new patch

[oblique belfry]

the abuse

the toxicity

[thick plover]

Think i covered everything

Oh yea items

Uh yea doesnt matter when you start the game rlly you can just go build browser and pick something then you just need to understand if enemy character gun or spirit and build 2 to 3 resistance items and you should be ok

[oblique belfry]

"Very little characters actually have true movement abilities idk what team you played against but most movement abilities in the game are either"

they had rem / mina / uh....1 guy with orange beard. thats literally mei from ow2 / electro dude

rest i forgor

[thick plover]

Also no its gonna be open beta this summer

A valve employee was allowed to say it in a interview in like december

[oblique belfry]

i was venator

[zealous depot]

but

i want a moba

[oblique belfry]

"Theres a tutorial on the game but I will say its as shallow as leagues"

[thick plover]

Yea you were the slowest character in the game

[oblique belfry]

like see ?

[thick plover]

Literally

[oblique belfry]

i didnt know that

because game literally didnt told me

nor force me

to do one

it just spawned me on a building

[thick plover]

If you looked to the right of where you spanwed

Theres a chair with big bold text

How to play

[oblique belfry]

all i saw was "teleport to sandbox"

guess i didnt look there

[thick plover]

You usually spawn in front of the queue game table

[oblique belfry]

like look

[teal spade]

No

[oblique belfry]

the game HAS to force you to do a tutorial

on a genre like this

because otherwise you'll be like me

knows nothing

and goes 1-11

if you were an old player that came back

its optional

but for a 0:0 new account

[thick plover]

I mean if you were to boot up any moba you would go 1-11 first game no matter if you are a moba player

[oblique belfry]

it must be a forced tutorial

[oblique belfry]

if i knew concepts it might have been 3-9

[thick plover]

Like yes its the same genre but really all the mobas handle things different

[oblique belfry]

or hell maybe a positive kda

exactly

league is not similar to deadlock

gameplay wise

[thick plover]

No not on venator you wouldnt have a positive kda first game

[oblique belfry]

infact i feel like league is more simple

[green granite]

Uraltransmash Designated 2S19 Msta 152mm Howitzer Platform

[thick plover]

Venator is like

The most position game knowledge gun character in the game

[oblique belfry]

it was the character i saw gameplay of

from 1-2 yt shorts

so i went ball

[teal spade]

League of Lock
Dead of League

[thick plover]

Theres gun characters that can left click you to death

And then theres venator

Who needs to do all his kit properly to kill you

[oblique belfry]

ye turns out bro has a giga spread

[green granite]

I had to re read this cuz I thought you said League of Cock

And I was like the heck

[teal spade]

League of Cock

[thick plover]

Ur experience couldve been worse

You couldve locked in holliday

[oblique belfry]

n o.

[green granite]

Now you have said it

[oblique belfry]

this shit was stalker 2 levels of depressing

[green granite]

@blazing maple mama

[oblique belfry]

the more i played the more depressed i got and wanted to punch my pc

[green granite]

Grim said weird thing again

[thick plover]

I feel ya

[oblique belfry]

thats why im going back to my terraria now

[zealous depot]

i would have to disagree with you on that. it's just imo, but league gameplay is much much more complicated

main reason is top down, and counter building your ass off

[oblique belfry]

[green granite]

Uhmmm

[thick plover]

Idk what to tell you man

I wish I had hatexsi money just so I can get you a gpu with 8 gig vram

[oblique belfry]

how is it complicated all you do is press rightclick

[green granite]

I will let this one slide

[oblique belfry]

in deadlock you have to learn all these movements

via slide / dashes

[green granite]

You're luck this time Doge

[oblique belfry]

since im used to those systems (thank you ultrakill. Very cool.)

[thick plover]

Bro you played tf2 right

[oblique belfry]

i was decent at it

[thick plover]

Right doge

[oblique belfry]

of course

[thick plover]

Okay let me put it like this

Rocket jumping yes

[oblique belfry]

istg if you say scout tf2

[green granite]

Does Deadlock movement involve like wall running and a lot of fast pace action?

[thick plover]

It exist yes

[oblique belfry]

rocket jumping is NOT like those movements

what the fuck

[thick plover]

You dont need to be rlly good at it to use it on a normal level

[zealous depot]

learning what all the other hereoes do, and why mundo keeps popping out of a minion and butt fucking me

[thick plover]

Like you can still launch urself a far distance

[oblique belfry]

those are complicated yes

[thick plover]

If you just know how to normally strafe

[oblique belfry]

im talking about

pure gameplay aspect

[thick plover]

And the right angles

And then you have the mega sweat rocket jumpers who are doing all those crazy rocket jump maps and shit

[quiet abyss]

yeah, @marsh cargo do i clutch up?

inb4 "no"

[oblique belfry]

yeah i dont think strafe is gonna cut it chief cuz i did it and still died

[thick plover]

Which is well what you dont need to know how to do on deadlock unless you take the game extremely seriously

[green granite]

Atrod you max mid abysmal son of a bitch

How are you today

[oblique belfry]

this is a moba

eventually all players tends to taking shit extremely seriously

[thick plover]

if lady luck gives you a gpu with more than 4 gb vram I am willing to show you it isnt that hard

[green granite]

How the hell u guys know how to build gear for like

100+ characters

[untold spear]

time for some league o legos

[oblique belfry]

after some point you get used to it

but not gonna lie

even being a league vet

[untold spear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO3XLE_eRPk&list=RDBO3XLE_eRPk&start_radio=1

[thick plover]

Like theres maybe 3 actually hard movement techs in the game

[oblique belfry]

i still sometimes dont fucking know what to build on some champs

[green granite]

But like

[thick plover]

And theres maybe 4 spots in the entire map

[green granite]

Sometimes their stats change

[thick plover]

Where you can apply them

[green granite]

Nerf buff and stuff

So I do wonder

[quiet abyss]

not muted

[zealous depot]

even in pred i never know what to build

[quiet abyss]

for spam

@zealous depot did you hear the lore last night?

[thick plover]

Cause they are mega specific to those areas of the map

[zealous depot]

i am utter trash at building

[green granite]

Spam?

[quiet abyss]

[thick plover]

Also very hard

[oblique belfry]

if a champ has been made its super rare for its scalings to change

[thick plover]

And i cant do them

[green granite]

Why would you be muted for a piece of meat

[quiet abyss]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

if an ad champ gets released

he will have AD scalings

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

and so on

[quiet abyss]

doge tell cup

[oblique belfry]

okay hold on so many convos going on at the same time

[quiet abyss]

its funnier when you tell people

[oblique belfry]

gime me a moment

[quiet abyss]

gime

[thick plover]

Oh this happens a solid amount on deadlock

[green granite]

Doge is funny?

No way

[lucid latch]

WINRAR is the goat

[quiet abyss]

perchance

[oblique belfry]

@green granite he sent me 40k stuff and asked me what to pick

and mid convo he got sniped by discord

[thick plover]

Thing is I have like 800 hours and I love experimenting with items aka throwing my teammates games so I dont care

[oblique belfry]

he got muted by 2 hours

[thick plover]

[oblique belfry]

and was assumed spammer

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

ye those air vents right ?

[green granite]

?????

[oblique belfry]

i accidentally used one of em

[green granite]

For that?

[thick plover]

Oh the air vents you just walk onto them and strafe

Then theres the uh

[oblique belfry]

my assumption is he pinged sparter a lot

so he got sniped by automod

[quiet abyss]

the spam emperor of mankind i am

[oblique belfry]

or smth idfk

[thick plover]

Edge boost air vent strat which is rlly good and i dont know how to do it

I sent yt vid of it earlier

[quiet abyss]

nah ive deadass spammed @vital venture like 10 times

[oblique belfry]

ye i saw one of those

[quiet abyss]

and got away with it

like im talkin in a span of 3 min

i think some retard reported me

[oblique belfry]

grim didnt know until i pinged him

so dont blame him

again ? wtf

didnt we just have a collection

WAITER WAITER MORE RED AWP SKINS PLEASE

i wan red skins for shotguns mane

[zealous depot]

https://youtu.be/rwAg0klZlAA?si=97q701hm7Ufqq9KR

@oblique belfryhere you go doge

have peak

[oblique belfry]

this i didnt understand as well

so they attack our "king"

but we can nullify their damage

by staying under it ?

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

was about to say you died

[oblique belfry]

because it said "defender protected"

or some shit like that

[quiet abyss]

because you ghosted me

[zealous depot]

if enough people are inside the radius it forces the team to kill a few before they can start doing damage

[oblique belfry]

oh

[vital venture]

Im on spring break

[oblique belfry]

but wait what about when sturm was the only one alive

[vital venture]

Ive only been sleeping

[oblique belfry]

it still said resistance

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

spring break from me, so you hate me?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/664276554427269155/1132249166379221024/caption-3-1.gif

[vital venture]

[quiet abyss]

get on darktide

now

[vital venture]

At work

So no

[quiet abyss]

fuck you

stop

just like

[zealous depot]

there's 'immune' which you need the whole team afaik and then 'resist' which just lowers the enemy damage a small bit

[quiet abyss]

quit and be broke and sad

[oblique belfry]

oh

[thick plover]

If X in pit then X amount needs to be in pit for resistance or complete damage immunity

[quiet abyss]

how does taco have time to learn this shit, he works like 26 hours a day

[oblique belfry]

thats....an interesting mechanic

[zealous depot]

i play deadlock when i get home and i watch deadlock when at work

[thick plover]

Its to make the last siege not just

Everyone shoot objective

Cause it used to die in legit

3 seconds

[quiet abyss]

bro.

[oblique belfry]

yeah not gonna lie that area is HUGE

[thick plover]

If 6 ppl shot at it

[quiet abyss]

he ignores me

never plays darktide

[oblique belfry]

and i also noticed you can just ignore people and just shoot the objectives

[quiet abyss]

smh my head

[oblique belfry]

from far

[thick plover]

That depends

[quiet abyss]

clearly taco is a heretic and hates the spam emperor

[oblique belfry]

is there a melee character or does every hero has some kind of ranged attack ?

[quiet abyss]

[thick plover]

You probably havent sieged a walker yet

[zealous depot]

sometimes.

abrams won't let you ignore him

[thick plover]

Oh my god man

Most annoying shit ever

During teamfights

[oblique belfry]

i was splitpushing and saw it dropped fireballs

thats about it

[thick plover]

You need to be within the little white circle to do damage to it
Now imagine that during a teamfight

[zealous depot]

every character is ranged, much to my dissapointment

[oblique belfry]

damn

Watch. they will make a full melee hero and give em fucked up stats

just to """balance him"""" against ranged heroes

looking at you vendetta

[thick plover]

Closest there is on the game
Apollo
Drifter
Silver whos ult is literally turns into a werewolf and starts clawing you to death

[thick plover]

Oh yamato too ig

[zealous depot]

i still don't get yamato;s ult

she pops it and becomes immune?

[oblique belfry]

OH YEAH enemy team had drifter and silver

[thick plover]

She use it and it reset cds and give her shit ton of resistances

[oblique belfry]

those are the ones i forgot

[thick plover]

She get kill duration extends

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[zealous depot]

me and sturm were dogging on drifter for a bit actually

[thick plover]

Her charged slash is super fast in ult too

She get countered by counter spell and spellbreaker

[oblique belfry]

i saw you guys like twice or so

in the whole game

[zealous depot]

sturm and i got shoved into mid lane

[oblique belfry]

rest were from spectate

but from the 4 heroes i tested

ivy is decent

her smg plays great

[thick plover]

Shes a support initiator

[zealous depot]

yeah you showed up to midlane and i remember that well cause mina followed you and proceeded to fuck me

[thick plover]

Uh could also say shes a snowballer

But like a B tier one

[oblique belfry]

she didnt had any healings tho

wait did she ?

is the tether

heal

[thick plover]

Her 2

[oblique belfry]

ah

[thick plover]

Replicates healing

[oblique belfry]

what does that mean

[thick plover]

So if you press ur 3 and ur 2 is attached to someone

The someone heals for percent amount of healing

From ur 3

[oblique belfry]

ooohhh

also i saw bullet lifesteal too

bought it on venetor

[thick plover]

So u heal 250 hp lets say random mumber and the replicated healing is 30%

[oblique belfry]

and turns out its an active

so i only used it twice whole game

[thick plover]

Vampiric burst im guessing

[oblique belfry]

i think so

[zealous depot]

yeah it was

i glanced at doge cause i figured he wasn't having a great time

[oblique belfry]

[thick plover]

Basically the life steal items you can activate are rlly good but long cd

[oblique belfry]

i didnt get the melee system either

[zealous depot]

i went 7-7 so it was meh

[oblique belfry]

like does "parry" just give you damage immunity or smth

or is it just for melees

[frank hearth]

stuns enemy

[thick plover]

Press q light melee
Hold q heavy melee
F parry
Parry someone it stuns them
You can melee them now

For free

[oblique belfry]

because this guy parried me and took like little to no damage when i shot him

[thick plover]

Theres also items that can cancel melees

And obviously you can fluke ur own heavy melees on purpose

[oblique belfry]

not 100% parry that stuns me

just missed parry but was in that animation

[zealous depot]

some items apply bonuses when you parry

[oblique belfry]

🗿

[thick plover]

He probably had counter spell

[oblique belfry]

even if you fail ?

[thick plover]

No

Its a item

[oblique belfry]

bruh

[thick plover]

3.2k green item

Counter spell you just parry anything but it doesnt stun

[oblique belfry]

bro whiffed his parry when i whiffed my heavy melee

and i sprayed him

but he took little to no damage

like 50 or smth

could be my damage as well

being low

[zealous depot]

might of had alot of bullet resist?

[oblique belfry]

idfk

it was the electro dude

[thick plover]

Probably

Considering you died 11 times u prob had no money

[zealous depot]

ah the racist one

[frank hearth]

The local racist

[thick plover]

And electro dude is hyper farmer carry character

[oblique belfry]

i had like 7 items ? 8 ? idk cant remember

2 black ones

4 green

1 yellow

[zealous depot]

food time

borger

[oblique belfry]

yummers

anyways

that was my deadlock experience

never again

maybe when 1.0 launches

which is never

[thick plover]

Again when new pc

[zealous depot]

rate your dining experience

[oblique belfry]

never 2x

[zealous depot]

doge

[oblique belfry]

7/10
had menemen in the evening
and for the night i had spaghetti from yesterday

which i poured some pesto sauce on it

to make it different from yesterday

[zealous depot]

[thick plover]

Sometime 2028

[zealous depot]

2030

[oblique belfry]

dude

[zealous depot]

this game ain't hitting 1.0 any time soon

[oblique belfry]

i seriously need to find a way into this stupid job system

need a relative or some shit

because oh my god

the fucking requirements are killing me

both physically and mentally

[zealous depot]

are jobs really that hard to come by in turkey?

[thick plover]

Think they want 50 characters before 1.0

[oblique belfry]

office work
looks inside
tractor license

[frank hearth]

good old starter position needing 5 years and 3 citations

[thick plover]

Theres like almost 40 atm

[zealous depot]

TF WHY

[oblique belfry]

wish i fucking knew

then there is the other side of the coin

cleaning worker
looks inside
6 months internship with 0 payment

[thick plover]

Doge sadly we live in shit hokes

Holes

You just have to start working

[frank hearth]

Dawg my local spar is doing fucking Job interviews for INTERNS

A FUCKING SPAR

[thick plover]

Okay maybe not the internship 0 pay

[frank hearth]

[thick plover]

But something

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

intern ship for a cleaning job

ah yes

[oblique belfry]

so dumb

6 months with 0 pay too

actual slavery

[zealous depot]

learning on the job how to do something anyone already knows how to do

[oblique belfry]

"but you get experience"

[zealous depot]

[frank hearth]

ah slave labour with a fancy title

[oblique belfry]

BITCH WHY AM I WORKING FOR 6 MONTHS

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

FOR EXPERIENCE

ALO

[thick plover]

I mean

[frank hearth]

for a sense of pride and accomplishment

[thick plover]

Actually i aint even gonna say it turkey just sucks ass the labor laws probably go as far as
If give camel for internship reward then not slavery

[quiet abyss]

experience doesnt pay the mfing bills retards

[oblique belfry]

right now all i got for experience is 50 page document translation i did that turned out to be scam.
few transcription i did for my sister's side hustle.
1 month of internship of biomedical engineering from highschool

thats it

[zealous depot]

[thick plover]

Life sucks you just gotta get a job man

Me too

[oblique belfry]

🥀

I CANT IN THIS ECONOMY

LOOK AT THESE APPLICATIONS

[thick plover]

When the first paycheck hit my account i spent 150 on steam games

Best feeling ever

[oblique belfry]

i will not be spending my paycheck

if i do get one

[quiet abyss]

doge knows im on the path to a job

[thick plover]

No shit

[rocky turtle]

ur plasma shotgun is peak

[thick plover]

U need a pc

I have one

[oblique belfry]

because it will straight up go into the pc stash

[rocky turtle]

but u need freezer for its ammo

[zealous depot]

yeah be me

get a job

[quiet abyss]

doge cant find a job, meanwhile ive basically got a path laid out

[zealous depot]

work 90 hours

[quiet abyss]

yeah dont do that

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

taco has a shit job

[thick plover]

Id kill myself

[quiet abyss]

just pays him money

[thick plover]

I worked almost 60

[zealous depot]

OH ALSO

[quiet abyss]

90 hours id kms

[thick plover]

I wanted to die

[quiet abyss]

oh shit same bro

[zealous depot]

MORE MANDATORY OT NEXT WEEK

[quiet abyss]

same braincell

[zealous depot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[quiet abyss]

taco... just quit working for bald man bezos

or whatever

and go work literally anywhere else

[zealous depot]

but

24.30

muneh

[quiet abyss]

taco, youre literally a number to your employer

that doesnt bother you?

[zealous depot]

no??

[quiet abyss]

HOW?

[thick plover]

Okay now the number to employer argument is shit

[quiet abyss]

thatd piss me off

[thick plover]

Whatre you gonna do bro

[quiet abyss]

get a job where im valued obviously

[zealous depot]

any place you are a number to your employer

[thick plover]

Quit and sit outside and be jobless no money?

[quiet abyss]

untrue

depends if you work for a megacorp or not

[thick plover]

Me looking at the job market that has these things