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at work I'm there to make money not friends
already in the pile
not fishing it out rn
i dont segregate bills
im money inclusive



man just throws an entire block at stripers. Aims for the head too
first dollar or last, all goes in the pile
yes
and when they die, i take the block back

Throws toonies at them
no i shoot them at them

(toonies are $2 Canadian coins btw)
In a boston accent:
AYO! BROAD! HERE, HAVE THIS LUMP O'CASH THAT I SHOOT AT YA WITH MY LUMP-O-CASH-GUN!
@marsh cargo can you explain why sienna so unbearably chopped in vermintide 2?
it straight up bugs me

best shit ever
now we need someone to animate this shit
because thats peam

Dang
Well at least he didn't call you polish
idk shit about anyone else
time to elite my danger
POLISH 

die
where are you even from


anima is obviously argentinian
BROTHER
Lithuania silly billy
other than that, idk
Rip
Dude, Marathon's music is truly eargasm
Being Baltic but not Baltic
bungie knows whats good, they just caniballised d2 for it
True

@quiet abyss has been granted the <@&1023724927532150855> role for 1 day.


Oppression of my fellow Canadian (deserved)
damn i need to look up what spices they use for seasoning shawarma meat
also the sauce
estonia is the weird cousin of the baltics, all baltics know that

I'm not eastern euro enough to make proper stereotypes

why would you post that
Furries in marathon?
Oh yeah what are the people you control in Marathon? They look human but they bleed blue?
machines
3d printed
CLANKERS
yup
Sry caps
I was gonna say that kek
valid reaction tbf
Ain't noooo waaaay we control clankers
they changed the name from "shells" to "runners"
because the clanker jokes were writing themselves
"shells" are just cosmetic skins now
it's true
no they're controlled remotely by your brain

Ah, so, remote-controlled clankers
you get uploaded into a shell and then when you die you brain goes back to the mainframe
is it really remote control or do they just download a copy of your brain onto your current shell
Hmm, very dystopian, very truly
johnny silverhand style
They mention your conciousness is transfered between shells and you can only control 1 shell at a time
the AI mentions that "A backup shell is ready for when you extract or perish"
also you gotta scavange for supplies to pay off having your brain saved on the cloud, so get out there and grab goodies for the glory of the company
they don't explain it properly, but it do be sci fi mind transfer shenanigans
Capitalism at its finest
I hope I can go into eternal debt irl to live forever ish
aint no way "you will own nothing and you will be happy" type shit
i gotta pay mortgage for my own shell?

The marathon announce trailer had good lore drops about shells n stuff

*to live forever ish slaving away for Amazon-Taco Bell conglomerate
it's not your shell 
you just lease it
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don't call another mod a chud, something will happen
Something happened 
chuderators

death, again
also, technically not a mod, idk why they have the power to give that role

Because it's funni ™
i suppose it kinda is
because it's funny™

apparently ratsu has the sense of humor to be a mod
WRONG
piss name for rat dad
I want to be a mod

also, can we get brainfart renamed to lithuaniafart?
Tryna so hard in another server getting people to elect me for mod (I have no idea how ordinary people even become mod)
instant ban if josta were here
I am a Discord moderator
Just not here

I used to be a discord admin...for a friend's server 4 years ago
I technically am a discord mod as well because I have mod role in another server
https://youtu.be/1tF2dF67Q2c blast from the past, ty youtube
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So I have previous experience
does that mean you own a fedora?

buh
why is he being called a tourist
Idk what the context behind that is
is there levels to being a pedo and he was on the tourist level?
I am even in the official Discord Discord for admins

Shitting/glazing games without ever actually playing them
What the fuck
oh, so just the average gamer in the 2020s
This shit is hurting my eyes

He did say somth about an underage girl
Atleast from thos reply someone said

discord fatministrators 
having children in any form of media always brings the "you watch this, ergo you're a pedo" people
she back too
probably because there are pedos in the circle 
🎂 🎂
fortini woemn are hot, i gotta give it to em

I come with new information
I love how people focus on him being a "tourist" when celebrating his suspension
and not the fact that he's... you know.
Priorities, am I right 
god forbid a man turn out to be straight and likes women amirite
This dude said somth abour wanting to marry anya from spy x family a while back
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Regions:
• Cargo
• Control
• Index
AUDIO UP!! 🔉
we're dead
no, god forbid you like the fortnite women

GHOST
this chat is moving fast today 
I saw your censorship post
But then I saw worse shit
Go to BED!!!
i... can't blame you
for some reason
who is this dollar store jane doe aah
this character had A LOT
what a nothing burger of a tweet
can't, ghosts
Screenshot of a YouTube ad I got
who the fuck is this
Scarred me for life
The og tweet has 3 videos but fixv only shows 1
lmao

Sleep with them
she is morgan myst
I have ad personalisation turned off
Also Durandel keeps messaging people creepy stuff
why did you say it like that
guess it's good for the autists to hyperfixate on something for a week
i dont like it XD
Wtf
what cursed layers of the internet have you been browsing to find this
i cant do that discord fuck off
i love how the human characters wear mostly casual stuff
We got pretty lucky and unlucky 
slopathon
but then you look at the furry skins and its just detailed as fuck
i dont like this resurgence of ext shooters
oh yeah this reminded me of smth
its annoying because i want good games that arent ext shooter #245
i saw some kind of "infection outbreak" type mission on a hitman game
is it real or mod
scrapped gamemode
ah
some animation residue is still there
I'm having lots of fun with this
get nioh 3 
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who tf are u
I should buy Stardew Valley on steam
I only have it on gog
Factory games are the craze these days meanwhile I'm rotting in Warframe
ANd playing niche games like Freelancer and World of Warships
@blazing maple
World of warships
Almost as bad as world of Tanks
At least it ain't WT naval
Still need to get this babe
🟡
GOD DAMN THE SUN
This song is not mine, just a early archive.
GOD DAMN THE MOTIF
https://heavenpierceher.bandcamp.com/album/ultrakill-pandemonium-war
Theme of SISYPHUS PRIME from P-2: WAIT OF THE WORLD
You kids and your ultra kill this ultra kill that
Herecomesthesundododododo
I should ask my daughter how the p rank is coming along

I saw the gameplay of the latest level of Ultrakill and I feel nauseous
Idk what was going on but the music sounded nice
the beauty of the stars
looks so generic I almost thought that was Sam's vampire character in the sims

lady geist?
she burnt herself making a candle
how tf are you cold you are a VAMPIRE
dude prefers Alcina Dimitrescu
and donna
I googled wind-up toy and this appeared in the results
bet
I'ma go make a sammich instead
this is a prompt for a sexist joke
look at this video instead
miku day
trimming nails
didn't trim one corner enough, it's pointy
try again
trim it down too much
alas
first thing I'm doing when we get genetic manipulation is make it so my fingernails and toenails grow to an exact size and then stop forever
i pinged you this yesterday
you fuck
the farm
click this link
who is venom snakes whale
huey
Good morning chatters
WE'RE GONNA CRAAAAASH
I need the best Resident Evil knower in here stat
What for
@blazing maple
Ok
wait i can help here
Me too
i thought you meant re in general
How does Ethan Winters ||fucking know he can reattach his fucking hand with a little bit of liquid medicine||

jack chopped leg off earlier and taunted him with goop juice
Cause Jack shows him in the beginning whe he cut his leg off
he was baffled when it worked too
Guess I forgot, as always
ok thanks reddit for not embeddinjg correctly
Good thing I'm not the only one ahahah
Theres also a chance you dont get that scene
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yeah you gotta go to a specific spot
Thats not really it,if you are to fast you sont get it
its a mix
Outsmarting jack
you cant really get chopped anywhere else
Wait til you see hat he can also reattach his pants and clothes in general with it
There is a good reason,its not plot armor
But thats Re8 spoilers

Yep
im mold!
If you played 8 you know
Yeah about that
Yes but I forget stuff
Falco you said you were gonna send me 1000$ dollars last month, where is it?

Ethan is
Mold?
They do
||Evelyn infected Ethan when he came for Mia and Jack kills him when he stomps his face.||
bro is afraid of spoilers yet forgets important plot points
To be honest, it's pretty obvious even in RE7 that something is "wrong" with Ethan
It's just that RE8 just straight up tells you
And it's not even some obscure stuff that is easy to miss
It's unskippable
I mean
hes a straight white male game protaganist that is also a loving husband and father
he doesn't eat grandmas food, dude is super weird
He's fueled by pure dedication to his family
honestly based
I hope we will see more of him in whatever voodoo magic way the mold operates on 
well actually not repost cuz i dodnt post this specific tweet
♻️
#╟❓general-offtopic message i posted dis one
Did you post this one?
GEE I WONDER WHAT I JUST LINKED

what's the context behind this
We posted it at the same time ok
whoever poisoned zenimax's water thank you
we are finally getting good updates again
this game hurts my fucking eyes
genuinely
its like if the entire game was made by Tediore
This game makes me lose faith in gaming
What game?
The fake marathon

Peak
I don't accept it as a bearer of the name "Marathon"
S3 is great
Tbf, i'm still mad it's an extraction shooter

But it's good
I don't care if it's good, it can be the best game ever, it shouldn't be called "Marathon" as it has nothing to do with it
but its got Durandel and Compilers
that's pretty marathon
Well, it does have to do with Marathon... It's just not the Marathon from way back
plus marathon is all about there being like 8 timelines
this one is just its own timeline
I think it's a pretty swaggy timeline
worst timeline: the corporate greed timeline where everyone has to chase the extraction shooter fad

I thought battle royals were the fad
extraction shooters like
Tarkov
Arc
Marathon
I can't name any more
Just wait for the next friendslop to take away the heat
wait no the current fad is hero shooters

or friendslop?
Helldivers 2 is an extraction shooter 
fuck
because the other ones died already
like forever winter
I mean, nothing new Pyrson hating something
Yes
Extracting with my sanity intact is the challenge 
But Marathon is good, despite things
there was a pve medieval "extraction shooter" one as well that already announced its shutdown
forgot the name
cant have shit in the end times bro
The MMO?
Dark n darker
You used to be cool
no, not that one
everyone i join kicks me or just leaves after joining
I never was
Get shanked by rats
You no longer are*
Eldergarde
assholes are harder to join than darktide
But I never see you happy about a game
i have a better time gathering idiots to play havoc with
and thats a majorly shit system
Then you don't look hard enough or at all
Its like this during "free" playtime weeks
Yeah, this was supposed to have MMO elements too
its free?
also yea shit like drg and helldivers exists, as pve extraction shooters
what
I don't spend that much time here tbh
sammy being disingenuous was not on my bingo card this year
It was given out for free yes
My tummy hurt
that's another game
Give me a game, a random game, from the last 12 months or so
too many winter games
yeah i have the game for free, but it doesnt mean people should be retarded
Resident evil 9
new whip
Abiotic factor
I haven't played that but I did like the first one so I guess it has to be ok?
Absolute banger
the elite is dangerous, i upgraded to a large ship
Mk2 python

It's better than the anaconda IMO
i'll be honest, the original is way way hotter 
Absolute monster of a ship
Quite a different ship there
Its the shape of a shoe
we wait for anaconda mk 2 to powercreep the entire game 
Wait till the new pokemon game releases in 2027 and I will call it the worst pokemon game I've played so far and then spend 400h in it
personal prefference 

some things are a bit streamlined but it's peak
python 2 looks like its got the face of an actual fatass snake
and that's fitting i guess
but still, looks too organic for a space ship
I will trust your judgement on this one
SCO drives is also crazy
The golden trio is still king
What do you think of Pokopia
Not interested
The true powercreep
Not my thing
the only reason i picked it up, it was so boring to cruise around in the cheiftain
15k ls to a station and you're cooked
I love my chief but damn is it slow
I can't wait for a new alliance ship that's basically the chieftain but the size to a corvette
The chieftain is amazing. It's my favorite ship
But I don't use it anymore
fr alliance needs a flag carrier too, cutter and corvete are so peak
I want a bigger Dropship cause my fridge is not fridge enough
My Corvette is fully engineered
But man it's a pain to travel far distances now that sco exist
corvete is my endgame goal, i WANT that ship
No you dont
I should show you my corvette
Mandalay has also become another favorite ship
The new one also seems super fun
The other day I logged in and cashed the bonds I had from the thargoid war
Last time I played I was halfway done with my journey to get one but honestly I do like my flying brick too much to switch now
how do you forget generational wealth
That's a small amount

And if I really had placed more effort in the war, I would have made 10b easily
But I got bored
eh, it's ok
Python enyojer
😘
the boost is so pretty 
Heat it up and see how the heat sinks pop out
oh the way the the shadows look on this
buy the kestrel
okay i get it, the contouring is kinda cool
aka pyro-gx
i'm not spending money money on this game
for now
The maneuverability is also great
don't get me started on the monetisation, i'm in a good mood rn

i'm popping a stiffy
I will redownload it and fly with you, lettuce
Before I go into the deep dark again
Anaconda my beloved
sexy roll thrusters 
federal corvette?
Yes
The corvi
Nothing like two huge multi cannons firing
i ate my food
of which no longer exists in my stomach 10 minutes ago

or are my cheap ass speakers erasing the bass or something
my favorite engine/thruster sounds are still the imperial eagle
it does definitely sounds angry and violent
python 2 i mean
haven't played on the eagle, i went directly for the cobra 5
nible little ship
the fuck are you doing
Sorry, I was hungry
is anyone having message error in PM rn?
why isa this reminding me of the X-Series
I decided I only wanted to buy gutamaya ships so I committed to the bit
I'm so glad they finally have a medium-class ship now lmao
right after RE Requiem?
(or will have one)
dude stole my screenshot
tf I stole your screenshot
too bad I got burnt out after buying the cutter
my screenshot is more quality
expensive bastard of a ship
I FORGOT TO GET CHAFF
Cutter is such a flex, and more if you engineer it
Wearing latex is
I haven't even touched the engineering feature yet
I just bought it and got some modules for it
then I got burnt out
why would you subject yourself to this torture
I CANT SEND SHIT
yeah its acting wierd
Wore it for a cosplay
"no problems reported" my ass
might respec my courier as a mining ship again and go deep core mining again for that asmr asteroid cracking sound
What the fuck happened
you can't mention cosplay and not show it
Yeah I can
You can sen shit ust fine
Like this
you can't open channels as you get connetion error
takes like 50 retries to load in one channel
At least nowadays it's no longer a grind
Is it's name kindness
Sam is this true
I also never tried powerplay
I wanted the prismatic shield generator from aisling duvall
how would she know
it didnt send
Same
Gladly
But I didn't
all hail the blue haired princess waifu
The ai
why did you curse us with that ai slop
Grok made me do it
this shit aint fair
I kinda want to sell my hauler cutty to buy a panther
Do it
Cutter cant even use sco properly
@blazing maple IS IT TRUE?
did you guys hear about the hacker that was going around shooting shut down pulses near stations?
last week
Its fat enough to get sco swayed that hard
biblically accurate covete right there
whu
Lmao
im dinkin pepsi
Can I have some
Stupid biggest piece of dogshit app I can't see the mentions
@flat violet
search mentions:falco94
Delacy Lima Echo Tango, you are in federation space, follow all federation flight rules
I can see these but I can't see the ones in the window for it
Real
If messages don't send then I should be fine saying I like armpits
...
falco did you change perms or something? i can't send images
Must have been the wind

or is doscord becoming regarded
I sense a disturbance in the force
yet another common discord L
Oh yeah why can't I send images
Wtf
I can't send message LOL
must've been the wind
RIP Discord, we had a good run
I can send
I can't send image
Oh nvm
CUP
I cant
WHAT DID YOU DO
gooning
I can't even edit my messages
It's all over the servers
wth fuck me
REACHING THE LINE JUST TO START AGAIN, COME ON AND START THIS RACE, INTO THE STEEL BALL RUN 
Ok time to continue tbate
@pallid sapphire I'm waiting on that mold explanation
What explanation do you need
||Mastur||
Why Ethan is mold or something
😮
Spoilers
He got infected the moment he entered the baker household

Just like that
Yes
Ya
I missed it
that's how fungal infections work
And then he died but the mold brought him back
You are (not) crazy
That's why he can reattach limbs with goop juice
And sleeves
Apparently
goop juice
Maybe his clothes are mold as well
saludos comandante
Maybe we were all mold
eat it
COMANDANT
Why can you send images
Taste it
because i sent that message like 15 times
Hey I can too

Hey at least it's not something weird
Alacyran magic
kitty
Don't question it

CARINA MAKES ME FEEL THINGS 
It hurts to look at
I owe you nothing btw
Alright ivan
I used to switch COVAS language for the funni

Carina sounds so much like lakshmi/maya sundaresh form d2
Why does it look so stretched
I'm deleting it
I can see mentions again
Mbo?
I'm unc, I forget stuff
Is the discord hamster dead?
chat since im already docked up in a station, should i make my weapons turreted
But Ethan is clearly ||alive|| in RE8
they've got really good firing arcs
Falco is currently invading the headquarters to fix the issue
Not really

yes? 
Average Falco W
What the helly
The python MK2 is known to be a good frag platform, but it would involve engineering
Pyrson I need answers
i'm only 80 hours in, no engi for now
Remember when I said that mold "revived" him when he died in RE7?
Ohh okay
What Pyrson wrote
Ethan is essentially a mold construct
found a stella montis match in 5 seconds
it's gonna be a warzone
I don't even remember him dying in RE7, at least I remember how the game ends 
They dont tell you until the end of RE8
Completely forgot
It's easy to not notice because the game continues after the fact as if nothing happened
You'd assume he was just knocked out
Yeah they play it down to be like Jack just knocked him out
I mean, Ethan himself doesn't know he died until the end of RE8
And even then he's kinda dead but not dead
You die in the first 10 minutes
That time when you wake up at the dinner? You're a corpse
quickest honeymoon ever
at least it's good that people quickly realized how mid BF6 is
at least it was well enough designed that you get some basic attachments for each primary weapon from the get go
Anyone here getting ?
and the jet had decent anti-air AND anti-ground options from the start
I want to but I'm waiting for my friend to confirm whether he'll buy it or not
I won't buy it to play alone 
i just bought it cause its 20 bucks cheaper in a bundle
yea same here
i already own WWZ
bundle with WWZ
I still like it 
77
Welcome to the ice fields, mothafucka
fat fuck
The Sinking City is an open world detective horror game set directly in Lovecraft's works with a nice Remastered edition that came out in 2025. So something like a curated Call of Cthulhu campaign. I was prepared for fishmen, but I wasn't prepared for what other nefarious lads were doing dark deeds in those fishmen alleys.
Support the channel at...
isnt that an old one ? Cause he reuploaded 3 hours ago
Random question, you're german, why aren't you playing with german subtitles
Cause German is cringe and English VOs are in General better
except for Kingdom Hearts
I said subs, not audio 
I play with English VOs and Italians subtitles (when they are available)
Understandable
you think the haze in there is just from him smoking or is he one of those fat sweaty guys that exude a noxious smell
both
pudge
are we supposed to know who that is?
I got so accustomed to full english that polish subtitles or game captions seem unnatural as shit
only if you're clinically online on twitter
I play exclusively in English since FemV humming in a couple of cutscenes seem nice
i quite literally quit twitter today after a week or so of usage
so you can rule that one off
social media is just bad for you
I forgot how many wolves are in the start of Ashes of Ariandel
Like holy fuck that is a lot of wolves
ARSON
I remember that one year where company was looking at my Facebook account, set my shit to friends only and only made a few super safe public posts once in a while to look active enough
some company guy dm'd me on teams sending me a screenshot of a comment I made on a PC Gamer post about some random indie game being reviewbombed because humans are trash
asking me if I was that person
last public post I made was in 2022 sharing a meme comic strip of a guy at the psychologist asking "am I bipolar?"
and the doctor goes "no, you're just yet another rude asshole"

yoink

what the actual fuck
i assume you're manager or something?
imagine sending the HR goons to do a background check on a random mook
no im not human ost
no lol
i should share your discord dms with them
that's what they did lmao
was a random mook at the time and tbh I wish I still was
but tbh this helped me stop using social media
i wish i had some social media

bro thinks I use dms in discord
Yoooooooooooooooo
Its ok ill use public record
Tree grew back
if anything, you'll help him get a new promotion
hmm wonder what the hidden characters in that search prompt are 
the favorite word of ivan and iedy
kys and guh?
its something a little ||b||igger than that
werent you banned
sam when farm
Never
8 times 6 by discord for harassment and exploiting and twice here for telling someone in french chat i was going to them by their balls through the streets and another i forgot
How does one get warned by discord that much
lemme think
being a nutcase prolly

is that not what youve been doing the past 3 hours? 
i haven't been saying anything the past 3 hours















