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Nioh isn't AAA
keep forgetting
we aint playin that shit
Don't worry this year is gonna be really interesting for game releases 
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More power
fuck gta it aint even coming to pc on release
thats why i said forget it
we cant play it .
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i got fable and phantom blade
OUR SOULS HAVE BEEN TORN
AND OUR BODIES FORSAKEN
BEARING SINS OF THE PAST
FOR OUR FUTURE IS TAKEN
yeah thats why i said nvm
mm
I will play it 
shoo
SUFFER
i aint paying 500-800 dollars for a brick that will get 1 game
Oh yeah, we're cooking
tl;dr
Sony doesn't want xbox to have their games
but didnt xbox gave them halo
and forza
xbox can do what xbox wants
xbox can give sony their games and then kill itself by being stupid
Giving games is not a part of being stupid
i see xbox as a pc industry at this point
with the amount of tomfoolery they have been doing
for these past years
I currently see xbox as actively killing itself with ai unless things changed
they won't change anytime soon
the AI gal being put as the new CEO didn't even begin doing anything yet
the AI ceo
thingy
ye now i remember

who's this fella in wikipedia
is this their new mascot
Anyways, back to PS exclusives
I do understand why, doesn't mean I wholly agree, but I'm just a random on the internet
wiki-chan

although it's not an anime character

officer balls
oh
ok bro
Good
todd you have done it again
So I'm not getting switch 2 this year
Holy shit I have to wait one more year to get disappointed
this year trust

LMAO NO

WE GOT NOTHING SINCE THE FIRST REVEAL

🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀
fug
the cool part about this (or was it the animated series?) is that they got all the actors from the live action movie to voice the characters
their companion will take any unblocked damage that was meant to hit you
actually pretty neat

oh hey thats how it works for my lich form in skyrim
shes just like me
what was that
even chris evans is coming back
smth just passed by my screen


you also got doom cards. bascially execute. they'll die if their health is at the doom amount
fuck this system
its USELESS
Mh wilds was great
Death stranding ?
Yotei?
E33?
Kcd2?
hmm
i will comment on death stranding soon tho
cant comment on any of these besides e33 
all i know is ds2 was less popular compared to ds1
im going to australia in a week :)
You stupid
and im going to another city 
visit my sister on ramadan
and hangout with my duo

throw her in the brine
i don't believe this is coming now since sony said they won't be adding ps games to pc anymore
Famly visit
next week
ds2 is probably the last one
m i s e r y
i could reinstall the first game and find her pawn...
because there is a baby
it is

I mean they already got a release date for it and it's just 10 days away lmao if they backpedal on that the backlash is gonna be FUCKING HUGE
i will have 4 days of sleepless nights because she will start screaming
will props be scolded on life as usual
I think the only confirmed games "not coming to pc" anymore are yotei and wolverine
Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus 2: Kojima Boogaloo
job bla bla bla education bla bla bla
Someone has to knock some sense into you at some point
but in return i will get to hangout with my duo
and PETS 
they should be used to this by now that it aint fucking working
i keep telling em about how fucked up the job applications are
You know what will fucking work
but "noooo you are not tryhing hard enough"
A sledgehammer
i want one
Break your neck
you will recieve a room where 90% of the items are already broken
got a lot that im holding it in
better
so i wont feel bad
why so angry
Just punch your screen
i punch myself instead
cuz everything is expensive
im free
Punch your neighbors instead
just a few punches to my leg
stand up immediately
it's just one of those days
Yeah
This one is essential tho

You can talk with the demolitionist
No. I will suffer and absorb the pain to strengthen my character

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runners: 🏃♂️ 🏃♀️
Why do they edge the runners
I saw this post about a guy who recommended cp77 to his friend
And after a few months he came back and made fun of Op for recommending such a boring game
Turns out they skipped all the dialogues
performance
blood closer to legs
why is this cdpr game so boring 
In the third leg for some
from the what
Just format it
magnet
Just curious
If I bought a DELL Laptop with built in AI
For extra money for the AI
is bro retarded
And I want to uninstall the AI
one of those road flares would do the trick
why would bro do that
Just format it
in 11 minutes it will be miku day
thank you

I’ll buy it
Fuck you and your birds
sounds like someone cant supress the black forest
Fuck you and your Forrest
Eye transplant bird head ass
this thing will give me an extra 1kg to my carry weight
ate it
fat fuck

I quite literally yolo everything
There is no winning here. You either keep him in Firelink Shrine where he's bored and miserable, or let him do what he wants and he fucking dies
idk keeping him alive sounds like a win
https://fixvx.com/Fusters_/status/2030807082794950660?s=20 @blazing maple
It's a part of the piece where I want to show my gato growing up 

I call it lore
we love lore here
Rhymes with grug


Tell me, what happens to undead in the Souls universe when they're left trapped, bored, and unfulfilled?
dude we in dark souls 3
the world is ending no matter what
I eat them
and going hollow happens when you have no purpose
forgetting who you are/ why you are doing what you are doing
Even those with a purpose can go hollow if they can't actually achieve that purpose
This isn’t ai btw
Or they go hollow even after achieving that purpose because they now have nothing left to live for
We got RE9 mods baby
No that really happened, obviously
Yes
god the lighting is so nice
peak
the children yearn for alien isolation 2
its coming!!
The humble flower after a rainy day
oh shit fr?
the flowermantha will get her water when the star is due
yes
Maru this is why I FW you heavy
It's raining outside rn

cant believe you forgot sam
Forgotten Samantha
Dementha
resident
in 4 hours
eso will enter maintenence
la big patch cometh
I updated the meme for requiem #ResidentEvilRequiem #LeonKennedy #GraceAshcroft #ResidentEvil
When the residents are evil
she'd be into gmod shitposts
tu
Oh btw in the intro when she's a teenager on her laptop you can see her browsing reddit
A gun with one bullet
ye
shes a redditor
Capcom put a redditor through the horrors
She has to die then
It's back
i miss garden warfare so much
Garden warfare looks like a fornite custom game
im going to punch you in the face
Now I'm 100% sure that Leon gave her a gun with one bullet out of sheer disgust hoping that she'd kill herself
ok bro
to be fair he used like 4 of those bullets saving her ass
people forget that
Leon saved a redditor
also if you're a pro gamer you can use that one bullet for like 4 kills
I lost respect for bro
many people arent!!
Birb why didn't you tell me that the alternate shotgun is so based (Ultrakill)
yeah i know
I haven't unlocked infinite ammo
puzzle gives you 20k
yeah but puzzle requires 2 playthroughs
capcom you torture us
you need to do a buncha bullshit to get a thingy to spawn in a place in playthrough 2 and then do some bull
Bold of them to assume I will play this game twice
Hello, artist 
And everyone else
god this looks good
yoruro welcom
it was my phones keyboard theme like 5 years ago
pog
and i lost the image cuz i swapped phoens
Liar
I go bed now?
FALL.
DIE
Thy end is now
goodnight pogchamp don't let the redditors bite
I'm gonna bite them for being idiots

hitmen?
you must phoenix your wright
maybe idk
Grab some master lvl destruction ice spells?

do thieves guild mayhaps
true.....
but.. mayhaps thou are planning on playing marathon soon?
or is the paralysis still happening
i want to but paralysed
so I"m youtubing
uwah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7946CVi3bk watch fable lore
Reaver is one of Fable's most iconic Heroes. He is loved by many but he is also, however, responsible for the demise of many. In this Fable lore episode, we dive across the ages of Albion, straight into the legend of Reaver. A Hero by nature, but never by his actions.
Chapters
00:00 Intro
01:03 The Fall of Oakvale
05:45 An Era of Piracy
13:28 ...
I'm watching my favourite homosexual furry with medical problems
Infantry fighting vehicles in War Thunder can be very hit or miss, on one end you have insanely good IFVs like the BMPT and on the other you have mediocre ones like the M3A3 Bradley. The heavily underrated Japanese Type 89 is the former, in my opinion. The cannon hits hard and it gets HE missiles that can overpressure.
Check the channel "About...
which one
also since nsfw is blocked in twitter now i got a new image to use
whuh
i mean you're using firefox yes?
doesnt that have a built in vpn thing
shout out to women
I wouldn't know
she doesnt know
ITS NOT A REFERENCE
🐴
I WAS PLAYING THE GAME WHEN I SAID THAT
LMAO
I should finish dragon's dogma 2
Thank you my dear friend
when I get dogma 2 on sale I'll be sure to make a great pawn for you all to use
yesssss
aw fuck
i should have shown you my dd2 character before i did new game
you would have
well actually you would have fucking hated my pawn prolly
vecheetos my son
you were strong
but my kbity was very beautiful
i spent a few hours on her
Make them get dragons plague
So it softlocks us all
hey now
you're a rock star?
oh dang i forgot dd2 had microtransactions

absolutely useless
mmm yeah i want my master spells
then i can show you da ice!
capcom
i prolly said it recently but there have been rumors again of dlc
wtf is this new photosynthesis rework
if only theyd optimise the fucking game
🥀
we lost dynamic wounds and it didnt have to happen :(
rip life regen it gave
its better now than it was at launch
It can't get hard ever since I reinstalled deadlock...
im 21
what
You heard me weather boy
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Maybe I was a fool but I always gave pawns i used useful things to return with
not a fool
i do the same
and im grateful of others that do so
i even offer armor pieces up as a quest reward
Mmm keltec
I love this new gun keltec has made
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uma has taken over my feed
I've got the official cads for it.
couldn't be me
syure
@rocky turtle meow :3
@rocky turtle thanks to your ryoshu i've been destroying hard mode despite my level cap being 40
2 hours of reading out book quotes, nothing was discussed, and finished off with vague 5 minute "conclusion"
go explode
Quinn's Ideas entire fanbase are people who dont like reading. Me
tuff
it's like one blender tutorial i saw
about character animation
"how to animate characters in blender"
loads up shitty premade animation
doesnt even tweak it
and somehow had 6k likes iirc
Get a job
hmmmmm videoessay
KIlled another runner
dude was cowering behind a tool cabinent and didn't even fire a round at me since I was using 60 rounds of lmg to supress him
He was just trying to get his cardio in and you murdered him in cold blood 
glory to arachne

Xytan the Therian
No



F

Going to make big bucks.
😎
turns out the small family sitdown dining hall that was in one of my old haunts back in college got one of those michelin bibs or smth
now the line is filled with rich folks, serving size dropped dramatically, and the local workers which are the main folks that kept it alive for so long can't eat there no more lmao
gentrification!!
Playing marathon and I was downloading some data and stuck in the animation when an assasin ran up and start stabbing me, I yelled "Noooo I'm downloading!" and he was like "oooh okay my bad, take care" ran upstairs and got shot to death by 3 UESC cloak drones and died instantly.
LMAO yeah like a week after it got the bib thingy there were like 30 videos per hr about "the hidden gem of () ", it's in a main road, regular folks were already recommending it to everyone, they just saw the carinderia exterior and probably deemed it too low-class for their tastes
I saw what you edited mr filipino
folks probably already know lmao
Pinoys spotted
Know that your anger of gentrification is a wide spread issue in the philippines
Same exact place where I live
All my charming childhood spots are now starbucks for tiktokers
City close to me wanted to close one of the streets to make yet another hotel complex there, instead of keeping the shops and cafes there
Thankfully they backed out of it for now 
Fuck gentrification
Wassup
Ab the classic hotel establishment replacing an entire block
I just ate the jalapeno burger from hungry jacks
was delish, wasn't too hot either
good on 'em
I beat you up
You specifically
My dad was a jeepney driver and my childhood was riding around in that jeep, I have fond memories of buying a hotdog from the opening of Greenhills and waiting for commuters
now they got rid of the annual christmas display, fuck
Me pulling up to your crib
All I see is a block of cheese
so many spots I wanna recommend to folks, spots where we ate when theres less folks riding, but they got fucking nuked for yet another building with a laundry shop and an Alfamart or a Dali
or worse, a vape shop
Reason why the Philippines is so hot is because theres more vape shops than trees now
Can I send the copy pasta
Sure, kitten
നീ എന്തിനാണ് എന്നെ പൂച്ചക്കുട്ടി ചെന്നായ് എന്ന് വിളിച്ചത്?
Moooods, azu is using slurs
You said I could
Ban
Yeah, it's called baiting, idiot
Did Azu lose half a brain recently, or has it always been missing?
Yes
Fatass
October 17th
I love troubleshooting modded skyrim
but sometimes I get the strangest fucking things to look at
Good morning chatters
What the fuck is this
Good morning
Why there's so much stuff on your hud
Not mine
Like I said, I do troubleshooting for modded skyrim
some people mod it even further
WoW ahh setup
We're a pretty highly modded list with Edge UI and shit
but the minimap?
The party bar?
That's all added on top of our list
nah man not even close
i saw the abyss with my own eyes
"I tried loading my own preset over my character and this happened"
Furry race breaking in skyrim
How do we go from "Guys my vampire eyes are breaking my regular eyes and both show up at the same time" to that
Jesus Christ...
All I told'em to do was to swap their eyes once and then back in vanity mirror
Not load an entire preset
what game is this ? look like skyrim but not skyrim
It's Skyrim with 3600 mods and then they added like another 100 mods on top
Because 3600 wasn't enough
They needed a talking dragonborn and WoW party hud and a minimap and other shit

@verbal lodge @frank hearth With the new voidstone there is an infinitely small chance to get an eldritch shrine with both chaos and divines

Since there's a 25% chance it contains an additional upside from the other influence
So it is entirely plausible to roll div on one shrine and then have it also roll chaos or vice versa
What should I have for dinner I can’t decide. Rice with, red beans, corn and peppers with some mild spicy seasoning or baked potato wedges and grilled chicken tatas

Chicken tatas
Rice

Chirp
That isnt a sound a skunk makes
Skunks make chirp-like sounds
I can prove it
Spotted hyenas moo
What does the fox say

BAZINGA
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They squeak and chirp

Me asf :3
Moooo
Damn they really moo
Mooooo
hi
@uneven sapphire @chrome zodiac
ivan did u see the new bulgaria update
which one of the 300 things that has happened since the start of the year

Haiii

terminate the inhabitants of the government vault in Vault 111 as retaliation for their experiment
now Enclave vertibirds everywhere hunting me down
what do
Get gud
This is cool as shit
TLE captured by the ISS
What game
FO4
Looks like old cartoon porn
Definitely porn
a frind of mine shilled it to me and now i'm lowkey addicted
yeah
i tried twitter and instantly had averse reaction
i need to go into rehab
Brain damage
thats me
i still cant tell how old hes supposed to be
Like mid-20s
i thought leon was supposed to be old
51 isnt old
We should scoop your brains
Leo Uncnnedy
azu i browse through anime/h galleries as pastime, what isn't wrong with me 
lemme dm u somethingh
You're from Georgia you don't count
We don't even have a baseline for normal from over there
good point
top people from georgia
stalin
sab

I love the way Ajay Ghale can survive like 10 meter falls and be able to instantly sprint
there's that strongman dude
bro uses the ancient tibetan technique
levani i think
alo sab
ivan hates me

fuck
im mildly malding
Anyway
?
okay im buying the game again
ooh I can hold more arrows in my quiver now
fuck yeah 
okay far cry 4 is cool
I like it
ajay is a fucking dumbass
Far Cry 4 is the last cool Far Cry
pagan min did nothing wrong
Yeah Pagan was actually a chill guy
real and true
time for new region
I'm pagan minning it
If he said to you to enjoy his Crab Rangoon, you should. He showed you some hospitality and respect, show it back smh
not a fan of randomly killing your henchmen but the rebel leaders are uber retarded so i yeah i like pagan way more than them
real and true
the "good guys"
think they wanted to enforce the thing of jason where he goes "im a sick fuck" in the ending, basically showing you that you are doing bullshit to this country from the get go
i mean imagine youre a random npc and suddenly a jason or ajay shows up
He said "stop the bus" not "shoot the bus"
if they weren't retarded, pagan wouldn't have been able to dominate them in the first place

hey, the e-h galleries are a primo source for old artbooks and model kit magazines
mfw scam mail
@marsh cargo@slim blaze @wet orchid @pallid sapphire @copper vapor @quiet abyss
that locked gate match sucked ass, noone bothered to open the gates for the trials
Ah, victory (he was being weird about minors)
p!who
Tourism Incarnate
Good riddance
That's the whole context, he was sexualising minors and got his ass suspended
Can't even go show the context, all his posts are gone while he's suspended

Something something the call was coming from inside the house
the house always wins
Gweh
Hidden epstein
Copy paste ahh poster
making marigolds in kcd2 and checking my ingredients
hear faintly outside: fuck me
I dont think I will 
Thats Grace?
p!who
Me everytime i see my wife
So, are you saying that your wife is big? 
Yes its Grace
good evening chat
i went shopping for a new smartphone today
shit has straight up gotten about 50 dollars expensive across the board over 6 months
also i had shawarma

not enough sweatshop workers making phones faster
not enough ram chips for the their sweaty paws
get a Blackview 9000
it's what I'm using and it's great
also no need for a case
just looked it up, that's insane value what the fuck
but gotta order from chinese website, those are blocked here
india and china got economic beef 
never buy from brand store, they just sell overpriced Sony/Apple garbage
oh no i didn't even step into the apple store
was looking for cheap value stuff
250 usd ish
I like my Nothing phone
Hi @little depot
But it's more than that I guess
nothing is releasing a new phone soon, its looking promising
I have the 3
sweet
Pretty good/10
yeah but i was looking at the Realme P3 Ultra
I just googled "best rugged phones" and searched for a good phone from there
That's young Grace
I really like the rugged phones since it's not 1 fall away from becoming a brick
me with my old CAT phone
I miss it

I miss micro lens that Samsung had
Was really cool for photographing ants and PCBs/small text
fun fact, you can review a product without actually using it


but surely people wouldn't lie in the internet would they ?
without using the product

They can...
"My buddy bought this model, but he aint with us anymore to buy another one"

Latest update of pz is pretty dang good https://www.reddit.com/r/projectzomboid/s/vUbNldzumZ
--"Apocalypse" is intended to serve as the 'Lore Canon' game mode, representing what REALLY happened on July 9th, 1993. Core changes including removing Zombie Respawn, reduced impact of Muscle Strain and Discomfort, more realistic Animal growth rates, adjusted Loot levels, and more. Hell yes
WHAT
holy shit what the fuck is this update
@proven tundra
check the new update asap


that is such bullshit
I used to do it at work

Slow day and don't really want to go back to main pharmacy to help?
Nap on the toilet

man has sleeping pills on hand


Don't need sleeping pills when you have the power of being a dad on your side
Dad Ability Unlocked: Nap
this goddamn rat dungeon is already as big as fallout 1s endgame vaults
what will the rest of the wastelond hold for me
Nooooooooooooooooo
really???
you sure?????

Check the pulse
epic games launchers shows server offline
its not
look up fix
just open from shortcut vro
thank you internet for being dumb as always
you have 3 choices:
#1 Radial/wrist
#2 Coronary/neck
#3 Femoral/thigh

With an exposed chest cavity you can put your hand directly on the heart
if you can find the heart
it's not standart procedure


True
Just make sure to wash up first
To prevent infection

Starts feeling tight after putting on two
people are that accustomed to epic games bugs that instead of finding a solution they just find another way to play the game
I don't think I could put on all 100
every post i see is just "just create shortcut" or "right click fortnite from tray icon"
I guess I technically put on 3 when I'm doing chemo
reads like you're having a stroke
go have someone do a FACE check on you

nah im just washed up
Is this true chat

my pc threatened to kill himself if i even dare to press install
what
that steam page looks neat

fuck is this marvel shit 🥀
its those moments where you look at a game in store that your dad wont buy anyway and you imagine how to it must be again
I just don't wanna give money to Konami

why
but hey fallout 2 is nice too 
no i mean what was the reason
for rick n morty to get a batch like this out of nowhere
for real?
Just like that?
nah looks entirely alive to me
if season 9 was around the corner then maybe
idk what theyre on about
but still

@proven tundra I don't want you talking to this man ever again
woe, angry rat upon ye

♻️
already used this joke

was about to ask for this

rat god didnt seem to be a good guy when i get 50 karma for killing him
p!repost
Nah
you go there for money
Some people love their jobs
and nothing else
not for everyone 
For some reason
maybe, but most people just slave
for money
not slave, but the act of slaving away
Some people VOLUNTEER
Ugh
Gross

yep
why
what purpose
no money? no work





