╟❓general-offtopic

[sour rivet]

collect my miasma

[arctic flicker]

alot of nothing burger, also no actual hyenas

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

this sounds horrible without skyrim context

[copper vapor]

it was yet another extraction shooter with zany oversaturated colors

marathon before marathon

[forest acorn]

Come to basement, collect my infected blood

[arctic flicker]

truly these past few years is gonna be extraction shooter trope

[forest acorn]

Shitty bait

[sour rivet]

not even bait

[forest acorn]

Hyenas has no distinction in its art style

[copper vapor]

look at the trailer

environment design is marathon

[forest acorn]

I've seen at least 2 other extraction shooters do retro stuff with their outfits

[copper vapor]

but instead of lime yellow it's navy blue

[sour rivet]

oh that medievel disco elysium is out

niceu

[forest acorn]

It literally isnt

Algae pods and colored lights but the rest of the trailer is very monotone

Stop baiting

[copper vapor]

first ten seconds
so monotone

[latent hazel]

saw the thumbnail and was instantly disinterested

[copper vapor]

lawbreakers died for this

[forest acorn]

If anything this is more like the finals

[sour rivet]

finals is w h i t e

[latent hazel]

lawbreakers actually looked interesting and innovative

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HC21CquboAEaVHv?format=jpg&name=small

[sour rivet]

the night before
year 2

spring

[latent hazel]

too bad the game with more porn watchers than players came out at the same time

[sour rivet]

well its not night for me yet so nvm

[copper vapor]

that was battleborn

which... F as well

[sour rivet]

who are you talking to

[pallid sapphire]

That shit still exists

i forgot about it

[copper vapor]

no, it was canceled

I seem to have a hoarding problem.

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HClh8rhWoAA-qXM?format=jpg&name=medium

[copper vapor]

finally a good meme

[sour rivet]

thank you godzilla

i hope you and your wife have a good day

[copper vapor]

godzilla has a wife?

[sour rivet]

mothra

biologically its a symbiotic relationship

[copper vapor]

don't they fight

[sour rivet]

lore is that mothra's memories gets sent to another after the current one dies

and gorjira has been alive forever

[sour rivet]

she saves him a lot

[copper vapor]

weird

[sour rivet]

at most canonically(?) they are just allies/good friends

[copper vapor]

good friends like ancient greece good friends?

[sour rivet]

idk are they greek?

[copper vapor]

they could be, who knows

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

not me

[quiet abyss]

wuh

[sour rivet]

i never lost control

[copper vapor]

uh oh

dunkey made a re9 video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o47YzxY3x84

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/salesmanbruh/status/2030532864228634976

salesman (@salesmanbruh)

we gaslit ourselves into thinking the horse statue would come alive and kill grace
#ResidentEvilReqiuem #RE9

X · Mar 8, 2026, 6:35 AM

[sour rivet]

why didnt the horse help you

[blazing maple]

I thought of you when I saw it

[blazing maple]

I'm a lesbian

[sour rivet]

shit

[blazing maple]

it's the evil and intimidating horse

[sour rivet]

you rite

[blazing maple]

yeah

it's fucked up

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/lets_lam3nt/status/2030616500432785627?s=20

Let's Lament. (@lets_lam3nt)

happy women's day ryoshu!

X · Mar 8, 2026, 12:07 PM

[sour rivet]

someone should do somth about that

[sour rivet]

why am i seeing more of this

[copper vapor]

destroying AI data centers is what all true warriors strive for

[sour rivet]

my boy

dinner

gae luigi

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/theodore-kaczynski-ted-kaczynski-gif-22081042

[copper vapor]

what a weird-ass take

[blazing maple]

Oh boy, I'm so hungry, I could eat a tech CEO

[copper vapor]

you know what they say in brooklyn
early to fuck
early to die

MMMM, DEATH

[sour rivet]

it took me 9 yeareals to collect the cereals

yum yum
Cereals

[copper vapor]

don't eat the cereals

keep collecting them

[copper vapor]

... she kinda looks familiar now that I think about it

[copper vapor]

reminds me of a friend I used to play dota and payday 2 with

[pliant chasm]

arch tuna down

[sour rivet]

is it ok

[copper vapor]

yea it's just tired

[pliant chasm]

time to grind more hr for the other AT monsters

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-3199541352466413723

[sour rivet]

wait i forgor did spring start yet

[pliant chasm]

close

21

[sour rivet]

soon....

[timid hollow]

do i try to make a fo2 character where i tag big guns instead of small guns and hope i find enough books early on

sounds like torture

[sour rivet]

you should punch people

[pliant chasm]

goofy ahh armor

[timid hollow]

i wont punch people

well i will punch people

until i find wepon

[copper vapor]

ready for carnaval

[sour rivet]

i want this...

BOATS!

[timid hollow]

im kinda sad there are only 2 classic fallouts

is tactics good

[blazing maple]

She's got a moon necklace she might be a werewolf

[copper vapor]

find a video titled "unreal tournament ambient mix"
it has the most intense music in the soundtrack

bros forgot what 'ambient' means

[sour rivet]

thats scary

[blazing maple]

it's different but some people enjoy it

[sour rivet]

i wonder why abiotic is adding boats

is the new facility gonna be flooded

[proven tundra]

I wish I liked abiotic factor

[sour rivet]

:(((

[copper vapor]

fallout? yeah but it's purely combat and almost zero dialogue

there are some choices, and charisma isn't 100% a dump stat

[pliant chasm]

why are they keen on making the final boss farm so dogshit

holy shit

[blazing maple]

Australia phobic

[proven tundra]

[sour rivet]

if you saw what i saw sam you'd be australia phobic too

what a DAY indeed

[untold spear]

it's ambient if you're in unreal tournament

[sour rivet]

oh yeah dredge crossover

[timid hollow]

dogmeat died by the way

[copper vapor]

well I'm not, I'm on youtube

[timid hollow]

in the battle of the cathedral

[copper vapor]

yea

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/nod-therock-gif-15184517642850771182

[timid hollow]

and i let ian chill on the second floor

but i gave up on taking him with me

i put armor in his inv but fo1 companions suck >:(

[pliant chasm]

do gameplay mods still get you banned

i wanna look for a guaranteed zho shia spawn cause im tired of resting for nothing

[sour rivet]

i seen people say no

but its a risk

[pliant chasm]

the only quest for it is hr 100

cinema

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

i didnt side with adytum or the blades

[copper vapor]

blades?

fo1 got a TES crossover?

[timid hollow]

i mean it has a thieves guild as well

[sour rivet]

blades as in the og gang or dephine and old man

only one of these is good

even though... they failed to protect uriel...

hm,

[copper vapor]

the name uriel sends me into a rage like when guts sees griffith

[sour rivet]

whu

[wet orchid]

Gotta wear the leggings with exposed toes so Miyazaki empowers me

[copper vapor]

zullie the witch fit

[sour rivet]

where the fuck are your MUSCLES

TWIG

[copper vapor]

motherfucker ruined an entire family with 2 actions

[sour rivet]

but i dunno what uriel you refer to

[copper vapor]

good

you'd be angry too if you knew

[sour rivet]

...final fantasy?

[wet orchid]

I don't need muscles, I have Great Chaos Fire Orb

[copper vapor]

no

[sour rivet]

shuck

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin

[sour rivet]

chaos

[wet orchid]

Chaos

Chaos is here

I can smell Chaos

Holy shit, wearing the foot fetish leggings worked, back-to-back symbols of avarice

[copper vapor]

you legit almost got the quote right

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958162800914624582/958162963297083412/Chaos.mp4?ex=69aebf0c&is=69ad6d8c&hm=d7e543916fde32dbd185271770504b1802e43d957c1ebe60a4a1fb38212ac3ee& guilty chaos

[wet orchid]

Anywho, time to go fight Yhorm and then get teleported to fighting the totally not fetishized Dancer

[proven tundra]

It's up to us
||To play this game instead of stupid marathon||

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i dont understand what hes saying but i also understand

[static axle]

what

[oblique belfry]

hd2 is a perfect game

🙂

[static axle]

ok?

[oblique belfry]

hd2 is not a boring game

[copper vapor]

WOAH BLACK BETTY

[static axle]

idgaf about shitdivers 2

why you tag me

[oblique belfry]

cuz u were jo-

nevermind

fuck offf

[sour rivet]

bro failed the bit

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zBFU6ksqFQM

[static axle]

ok cool

[oblique belfry]

fuck's wrong

did i do smth again

[wet orchid]

EZ GG NO RE

[pliant chasm]

test

[static axle]

no, i just dont give a shit about hd2 cause its boring shit game

[oblique belfry]

thats why i pinged you

cuz it is

[static axle]

[pliant chasm]

why is league disconnecting me man

[copper vapor]

I love that mimic helmet in nightreign

[pliant chasm]

they put me in the antartica server

[sour rivet]

god is tryinjg to save you

[static axle]

imma go back to farming with the boys now

goodbye

[oblique belfry]

ah

[sour rivet]

man i hate this feeling i get when there is a game i wanna play coming out

antsy?

[proven tundra]

And you don't really want to play anything else?

[sour rivet]

yeah

[proven tundra]

Same

[sour rivet]

sooon

been using stardew as a way to pass time cuz apparently we are playing it for 6 hours straight constantly

somehow

[copper vapor]

dang

[gleaming nymph]

Integra Hellsing is a type of person to rest from overwork by overworking I feel like

[copper vapor]

30 secs into a raid

I'm getting ratted

[proven tundra]

Why so racist

Ratcist

[sour rivet]

i like to sneak and shoot people

[rocky turtle]

@marsh cargo how sm2 went?

[timber oxide]

I need to finish the 1st one first

[sour rivet]

i was thinking of 100%ing it before 2 came out

[wet orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goat-gif-4115569673926897153

[copper vapor]

bro had a snitch on top of him spawning an arc patrol and he decides to shoot me lmao

[sour rivet]

but some of the achievemts are a bit annoying

[marsh cargo]

somehow died on substantial

[rocky turtle]

we had a funny boss fight in rogue trader

i oneshotted both of my bro companions

[proven tundra]

Whoops

[sour rivet]

remember when we was playin along with doge tryijng to damage a matriarch for a trial

and we got attacked by like 2 squads

[copper vapor]

I pity the next fool that shoots me lmao

two stitchers to magdump

"I count six shots"
"I count two guns, racial epithet"

[timber oxide]

Bazinga

[proven tundra]

Dang it

Lmao

[sour rivet]

i saw they nerfed the stitcher

[copper vapor]

yea but it's still decent against ppl with light shield

[sour rivet]

does this mean bobcat is good now

[copper vapor]

got doge's favorite item

[copper vapor]

bobcat always been good

a frontal 1v1 fight at close quarters, bobcat will always outperform the stitcher

[sour rivet]

i just remember seeing somth with the stats of both the guns

and the difference being unnoticable

oh dang how tf did you put almost 500 hours in this game already

[copper vapor]

playing it

[sour rivet]

thats wild

people play games?

[copper vapor]

also for the past few days I've left it afk while doing something else for a long time

yesterday for instance

[sour rivet]

you're BLOATING the hours

[copper vapor]

I had the game running in the background almost the entire day

[marsh cargo]

[sour rivet]

you should let me join you

[copper vapor]

can't be arsed closing the game if I'm just gonna play it again later

[sour rivet]

i 'spose

my room small so if game is making computer heat up a lot it coats my whole room

[copper vapor]

if it's minimized in the stash screen, it doesn't make my pc go crazy

[sour rivet]

dogma and hitman heat my pc up like a mothafucka

i blame reengine for dogma tho

[copper vapor]

speaking of bloated hours

I have 230 hours in monhunworld and my progress in iceborne is like

3 monsters

[sour rivet]

lmao

[copper vapor]

been farming shit to upgrade my CBs while wife wasn't playing

then I got bored so just decided to wait for wife

[sour rivet]

some of my hours on kenshi are prolly from be being afk as well

filling my dudes inventory with rocks the nmaking them follow a random npc

strength xp

[halcyon fossil]

my hours on kenshi are not bloated :)

[sour rivet]

[rocky turtle]

it was a double crit

[sour rivet]

how do i fix this

[halcyon fossil]

though i can't say i haven't put something heavy on my mouse 1 and afk d for strength xp

[halcyon fossil]

eat

[marsh cargo]

[wet orchid]

Time to see how badly Oceiros is going to fuck me up with his zero startup charge attack

[sour rivet]

ignorant slave

[arctic flicker]

hoard less

[sour rivet]

finally taken notice have you

dear little ocealotte

[uneven sapphire]

Cute alien assassin lady

[sour rivet]

but i like looting

[rocky turtle]

i love my arbiter dual shotgun build

[sour rivet]

wait

why does the traders need cred now

er

security trader specificly

[wet orchid]

Sending Greirat out to pillage in Lothric Castle, RIP bestie

[copper vapor]

shani used to sell just raider hatch keys and... idk binoculars or somethign

now she sells more shit but it's all for creds now

[sour rivet]

hm

[pliant chasm]

why

evil

[wet orchid]

Because I want the goods

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

Besides, HE wanted to go, I just didn't stop him

[sour rivet]

im so fffffffflippping alone

i dont rember how to play

[proven tundra]

my settlement

[sour rivet]

nvm i rember now

[proven tundra]

enlarges

[copper vapor]

peak.

[proven tundra]

poggies

[copper vapor]

is it story-based or just a sandbox thing?

[proven tundra]

story based

gives subnautica vibes

[copper vapor]

interesting

[sour rivet]

hmmm?

[proven tundra]

but isometric

and toxic desert caves instead of underwater

[copper vapor]

is there any combat?

[sour rivet]

oh god theres new QUESTS

[proven tundra]

Roland and I found some previous miners

[sour rivet]

dead people

[wet orchid]

DIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[proven tundra]

nop

e

[copper vapor]

hmm.

just exploration and dealing with environment hazards then

[proven tundra]

ye

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

Finding giant underground facilities and getting them working again

[copper vapor]

keeping 3 stacks of each item is not gonna work

[sour rivet]

i want a game like from dust again

[copper vapor]

I was gonna say there's a new game by peter molyneux but it won't be a straight up god game like from dust

[sour rivet]

i do not trust the pete

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_xY6n9vB0A

[verbal lodge]

6 link in act 10...

[pliant chasm]

average league random invite

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

well are you

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DVnUxZ8DepT/

[halcyon fossil]

oh shit nubby turned one year old yesterday

[quiet abyss]

[sour rivet]

too willing to help and yet DIDNT KILL A CYCLOPS

oh nvm

fish

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/bad-movies-rule-fantastic-four-movie-1

[sour rivet]

i need other arisens to clobber cyclops so my pawn is better at it

[quiet abyss]

lmao

challenges are funny

[halcyon fossil]

https://fixupx.com/mericamemed/status/2030569218589258056

MERICA MEMED (@Mericamemed)

Quad Aces would send me to the afterlife

**💬 70 🔁 931 ❤️ 13.5K 👁️ 420.5K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Mar 8, 2026, 9:00 AM

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i just kicked a cyclops in the eye and it died

this games makes you FEEL like a monster hunter in the wilds

born of ice

and uhhhhhh

the sun is breaking.

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/say-that-again-1

[rocky turtle]

goodnight all

[wet orchid]

Ready for my first year at Hogwarts, I sure hope they like fire

[copper vapor]

hogfarts

[copper vapor]

[slim magnet]

https://youtu.be/rAUIOMHLXfM

insanity

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDq-r2cXCaI

[cunning reef]

funnier without context of the message

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo is this as good as it looks?

[thick plover]

Does anyone have that gif of a guy bending another guy in half behind his back and its really funny

[copper vapor]

what

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4nijKF9lVHQ

[ionic herald]

does that virgin seb still live here

[timber oxide]

Finally some good fucking content

[thick plover]

Like this

[untold spear]

lol

he fucking doodled it

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJV2bb-VEYg

[halcyon fossil]

prologue and layer 1 friend leaderboards topped 😤

[sour rivet]

why are they topping

[thick plover]

Asmongold: you should kill medics in war duhh they're helping people

[halcyon fossil]

holy punching up taking out a ship that's worth 400x yours

[thick plover]

I love opening twitter

after that he reads chat and goes huh wait how is that a war crime

Fucking unreal

[ionic herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/baki-yujiro-1

[proven tundra]

Dang poor yujiro

[thick plover]

My friends finding it

[proven tundra]

Doesn't know what to do when Baki gives him the charm he made lol

[copper vapor]

not surprising at all

[thick plover]

Its so fucking funny

[ionic herald]

sonchucks

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QHPjnCo3bY

we got PVKK before PVKK

[ionic herald]

https://klipy.com/gifs/give-me-give-it-to-me-1

[halcyon fossil]

i can't even see asmon as a lolcow because he is just genuinely stupid

[thick plover]

When he finds it i got you

[copper vapor]

guys help

the dude playing in the vidoe I just sent

is a moron

needs to correct his shot for 5.06km

he does 5.60km instead

[proven tundra]

There are some YouTubers I can't watch

Their dumb play stresses me out

[copper vapor]

bearing 100.4º

he does 104.0º

I WANNA PUNCH HIM THROUGH MY SCREEN

[green granite]

this gotta be a scam

[cunning bronze]

you think?

[oblique belfry]

?

@sour rivet where is she sleeping at

[sour rivet]

between the realms

[copper vapor]

game looks cool tho

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2950790/IRON_NEST_Heavy_Turret_Simulator/

Steam

IRON NEST: Heavy Turret Simulator

A brutal dieselpunk heavy-artillery simulator where you dominate the battlefield through a colossal war machine. Every lever, every dial, and every shot is under your control. High Command may send its orders, but the chain of command ends at your fingertips. They don't carry consequences. You do, Operator.

MAKE EVERY SHOT COUNT.…

Release Date

2026

bitchlisted

missed the demo

[sour rivet]

metal gear

[cunning bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-anime-elf-cute-kawaii-gif-1391919008270779198

[copper vapor]

[forest acorn]

@sour rivet meow :3

[marsh cargo]

kinda but the healing one is better

[oblique belfry]

fuck is this world gen

some kind of special spawn

69 bronze coins 🥀

[copper vapor]

nice

also can this game please spawn me with a rattler I don't wanna buy one

nope, stitcher again.

[timid hollow]

ddon had 420 registrations on friday alone

[copper vapor]

blaze it

[quiet abyss]

which one is that?

im too broke to reroll

but this seems really good

[copper vapor]

youtubers getting DDON more attention
can't wait for Capcom to send the good ol' cease and desist

[quiet abyss]

for a grail knight/foot knight

[marsh cargo]

25% chance of no consuming healing items when used

[quiet abyss]

oh, yeah i think this one is fine tho for me

since it means i dont NEED those items

obviously

[sour rivet]

@little depot your pawn has been a great help

i will now throw her into the brine

[copper vapor]

comets camping the extract again

dumbass

[quiet abyss]

the chaos spawn moments before being struck and stabbed with a holy sword

i took the one with the additional stab

because the others didnt seem nearly as useful

[proven tundra]

https://youtube.com/shorts/HTioF-gy3t0?si=nV0wML54dRuK7Bvp

Birds are so fucking weird
Sorry @sour rivet

[sour rivet]

holy shit kevin from Up

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo i dont know how anyone could dislike grail knight, shit is so awesome

and honestly a more powerful class than foot knight or any of the others tbh

[marsh cargo]

grail has been S tier since it came out

[quiet abyss]

indeed

[marsh cargo]

its amazing

[quiet abyss]

feels tankier than foot knight somehow

[marsh cargo]

the ONLY issue is the no ranged

everything else is perfect

[quiet abyss]

yeah i noticed that in chaos wastes

but i had my kerillian friend

so no issues

[copper vapor]

time for custom loadout because the quests I gotta do require keys

this is gonna go well

it did go well

[wet orchid]

Fuck your gimmick boss fight, eat pestilent mist

[sour rivet]

sire just run

[copper vapor]

that's a big hp bar

[wet orchid]

I might be a squishy wizard, but my pride won't allow running

Except from the angels in the Dreg Heap, but everyone runs from those.

[sour rivet]

sire you are runing to plunge a weapon into the dragons head

you are running headfirst into danger

[wet orchid]

Why do that when I can dissolve its ankles with pestilent mist

Pestilent mist gives absolutely zero fucks about your total HP or resistances, pestilent mist doesn't even care if you're the caster

You stand in pestilent mist, you die

[halcyon fossil]

oh god i haven't played 2-2 in so long

i've forgotten where all the breaker boxes are

[oblique belfry]

FINAAAALLLLLLYYYYY

GRANITE BIOMEEEE

b r u h

[sour rivet]

oh yeah eso update tomorrow

or today?

either way

BACK TO THE DEPTHS I GO

honestly this is my favorite thing

orsinium is so good

[oblique belfry]

wait they were not ingame ?

[sour rivet]

base game

means its free for all

[oblique belfry]

i mean thieves guild and dark brotherhood

[sour rivet]

we all get it now

no they were dlc

one of the first

[oblique belfry]

h u h

bruh

[sour rivet]

yeah its goofy

especially since those skill lines are really good for nightblades

-# in my opinion

i already have a dragonknight i believe?

but im gonna make a new one

cuz i played her for pvp only

[copper vapor]

years ago there was a free ESO Premium membership weekend or whatever and I played a bunch of thieves' guild dlc during that time

[sour rivet]

i did it for the first time when sam was playing

interesting dlc

[copper vapor]

and it made me ADHD about pickpocketing every npc I run across

interesting what some npcs have in their pockets

[sour rivet]

pick pick stab

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

thats the real strat

[copper vapor]

nah no stabbing

I'm no murderer

[sour rivet]

2 picks are usually gaurenteed

and killing gives another item

i swear i spell that word differently everytime

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/964221139134058526.webp?size=96

I am 100% the only one who's gonna get this

[sour rivet]

😔

theres just one issue with the roadmap they got goin this year

necromancer refresh near the end

please zenimax

my goat is so washed

its unreal

good at launch (2019) to abysmal dogshit

[copper vapor]

holy shit

early spawn close to the quest I gotta do

SOMETHING'S GONNA GO WRONG

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-crash-out-angry-gif-2286608666183060999

you son of a bitch im in

its a shame these houses are fucking expensive

[copper vapor]

yup just heard pvp

[weary heart]

speen

[copper vapor]

lmao I just dodged this guy like a pro

[sour rivet]

when i was playing with randos earlier both of them got downed and i had to death with 3 people by myself

thank god for the renegade and smoke grenades

this was like 5 minutes into the raid

and we left after that encounter

smh no loot

[oblique belfry]

@green granite this thing is fucking nuts

[sour rivet]

i wanna do stars above....

but im waiting for 4.5 to be on tmod

[oblique belfry]

busted ahh mod

[copper vapor]

I hit the guy with a blaze nade tho

so now abmm is gonna think I'm a cod warzone lobby enjoyer

phew good thing I dodged the guy

he was a free loadouter

and I was decently geared but not for short range combat

[oblique belfry]

you can send up to 20 granite energy balls

through walls

[copper vapor]

time to play about 50 free loadout games

[oblique belfry]

and with stealth each orb deals like minimum 100 damage

[copper vapor]

wasn't gonna let him steal my funny rock

[timber oxide]

rocc

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/kid-throwing-thuis-kbQVMaf2s20f8gSKDm

[copper vapor]

I could've won the fight if I hadn't missed 3 shots

[nocturne aurora]

yeet

[copper vapor]

but since my aim was dogshit I opted for GTFO

guy chased me out of the spot where I was but thankfully I managed to aggro a comet onto him and it helped me lose the guy

inb4 the comet killed him

wanna play something else tho, kinda bored

just dunno what

[oblique belfry]

@green granite holy shit and when you are using this weapon it acts like a "tool" so it doesnt waste the stealth bar when you spam click too

bruh

[sour rivet]

are you guys ready for more regular show

[oblique belfry]

yes

[copper vapor]

I've never watched regular show

[oblique belfry]

i knew this for like a year now

[sour rivet]

i need to rewatch it again

i dont think i've seen the ending

[copper vapor]

techno viking ahhh point

[oblique belfry]

WHERE IS IT JG QUINTEL

[sour rivet]

OH

SHIT DOGE I FORGOT

HOLD

[oblique belfry]

🧍‍♂️

[sour rivet]

I GOT DA MEMEZ

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/breadloafergif/status/2030029913709813776?s=20

breadloafer 🏳️‍⚧️ (@breadloafergif)

↪️ Replying to @AlisMetroid

@AlisMetroid @DaveOshry Nope, saw it on tiktok before

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 9:17 PM

[oblique belfry]

someone already made it

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/AlisMetroid/status/2029922881321230776?s=20

MetalMargatroid (@AlisMetroid)

↪️ Replying to @DaveOshry

@DaveOshry Please tell me I'm the first one to do this joke

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 2:11 PM

[oblique belfry]

im hapi

[sour rivet]

and this varient

[oblique belfry]

this varient better

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/paxxxxan/status/2029245913097523243?s=20 personal favorite

paxxan (@paxxxxan)

↪️ Replying to @DaveOshry

@DaveOshry made this lol

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 4, 2026, 5:21 PM

[oblique belfry]

also apparently

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ASVACS2/status/2029173353924231572?s=20

ASVACS (@ASVACS2)

↪️ Replying to @DaveOshry

@DaveOshry

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 4, 2026, 12:33 PM

[oblique belfry]

someone spawned many enemies on the particle accelerator

and gabriel is immune to terminal velocity

even minos / sisyphus die to terminal velocity

or even minatour

[sour rivet]

scary

[oblique belfry]

bro is immune to it

i wish gabriel had easter egg voicelines

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Chaos_Kenno/status/2029230647349277090?s=20 last one

Kenno Hayes (@Chaos_Kenno)

↪️ Replying to @DaveOshry

@DaveOshry

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 4, 2026, 4:21 PM

[oblique belfry]

when you spawned him on a place he wasnt supposed to be

[sour rivet]

BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN AN- where the fuck are we

[wet orchid]

I mean, Gianni already makes plenty of shitpost videos

[oblique belfry]

i would like him to witness minos prime fight

[sour rivet]

TH3 BE38UTY 0F TH3 ST8RS

[wet orchid]

God Gabriel doesn't give with both hands

[oblique belfry]

i sing out loud when this holy riff hits man

how does hakita do it

[sour rivet]

im happy he didnt force himself to compose the ost again before release like he did with gabe 2

[wet orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IiW0J5zsL4E

[oblique belfry]

2nd v2 fight

cooler daniel

[sour rivet]

he made gabe 2's theme like an hour before launch

[oblique belfry]

wait really ?

[sour rivet]

yes

bro passed the fuck out after it came out

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry remember that expeditions give you a % boost in scrappy materials

[oblique belfry]

ye

[copper vapor]

... it's still such a small % boost that the amount gained is still the same

[oblique belfry]

how many expeditions now ?

3 ?

[halcyon fossil]

holy shit it's been SO long since i've played layer 2 what even is 2-3

[copper vapor]

even with two expeditions I'm getting "+12% Scrappy materials" but apparently it rounds down
so without boost I get 8 mats
8 +12% = 8.96

and it rounds down because I'm still getting 8 mats

[oblique belfry]

why do you think it needed a revamp update

[wet orchid]

Time to go fight the Nameless King and probably get my ass handed to me because I haven't fought him in years and forgot his moveset

[copper vapor]

2

[oblique belfry]

it was like what

5% ?

[copper vapor]

maybe on the third with +18% boost it'll give

9

materials instead of 8

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

6% on first expedition, now 12% for two expeditions

[oblique belfry]

ah yes

i love erasing my progress for just +1 material gain

[copper vapor]

alrighty then

[oblique belfry]

shame i lost my arc raiders motivation fast

having a bad pc doesnt help as well

we love ultrakill cover arts for osts

[sour rivet]

this was my desktop wallpaper for a good while in 2022

[oblique belfry]

wait holy shit

i never thought of those 2 being connected

[sour rivet]

then madness day came and aoki gave me this

[wet orchid]

FIRST TRY BABY

I STILL GOT IT

[copper vapor]

yep

getting pvp'd all the time now

thanks for tagging me for pvp because I dared to defend myself, embark

guy just threw 2 full stacks of heavy fuze grenades at me

and had a tempest 4

lmao

he's gonna be so pissed that my free loadout stuff barely pays for the shit he spent

funny thing

I'm finding matches way faster now that I'm "flagged" for pvp

zoomy boi

[halcyon fossil]

ok layer 2 done for now

[copper vapor]

[halcyon fossil]

my times could be better but

wait no layer 2 isn't done i still have to speedrun them without p rank

[wet orchid]

Honestly he wasn't that hard other than the massive camera issues when he's riding the Storm King, like holy fuck is the camera bad.

I kinda forgot how slow everything is in DS3 compared to ER or BB

[halcyon fossil]

could be so much quicker

i need to test out the jackhammer rocket boosting

[timber oxide]

I want to believe that the secret levels are canon cause I just like the idea of V1 being denied entry into deeper layers of hell because they didn't clean up after themselves in layer 7

[copper vapor]

I still need to replay dark souls 2 and its dlcs (don't own sotfs yet) before I can go to ds3

[wet orchid]

Not gonna lie, I only did Old Iron King DLC this go around. I do not have fond memories of Sunken King or Ivory King

Not that Old Iron King didn't have its fair share of shitty situations

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo i dont think i can play kerillian anymore

i played so much grail that i cant play anything thats not tanky or melee

[cunning bronze]

and everything else is slow once you play nightreign

[copper vapor]

not just combat-wise

yay, this quest.

[halcyon fossil]

ok Now i'm done with layer 2

[timid hollow]

gaming

[raven swan]

Good morning chat

https://youtu.be/OG6XACMD2SM
Jarvis, pull the trigger

Pull the trigger, Jarvis

[copper vapor]

ah, Chosen. My garden is well, how is yours?

The earth before me warms to the touch of your passing

wait how did you not level up after completing the temple of trials

[sour rivet]

i really want to see more of the tribal stuff in fallout again

[timid hollow]

didnt kill every bug

[copper vapor]

oh.

[sour rivet]

enough with the xenophillic (or are they phobic) brotherhood of steel

[copper vapor]

phobic

philic is the opposite

[sour rivet]

dont they wanna hoard all tech

wait

im retarted

[copper vapor]

yes and xenophobic means they hate "others"

[sour rivet]

i said xenophobic

[copper vapor]

(aka ghouls and such)

[sour rivet]

listen im livin off of 5 hour sleep

they LOVE tech

they HATE minorites

[copper vapor]

frend with whom I was playing riftbreaker during this free weekend decided to play dorktide tonight

guess I can uninstall riftbreaker then

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xi0r5fKznZM

is this real

there's a comment saying re2 does this too

[slim magnet]

resident evil has been doing this since forever

[sour rivet]

yea resident evil has dynamic difficulty

[slim magnet]

as far back as the original 4

[sour rivet]

9 has it

with the hardest difficulty just saying fuck you and putting it at max

[copper vapor]

that doesn't answer my question

[sour rivet]

it does tho

it confirms its real

[copper vapor]

I asked about re4 and re2 remakes tho, not "forever" or "the original 4"

[slim magnet]

that's crazy

[sour rivet]

yes the remake for re2 posesses this difficulty as well

i've no idea of the original does

as babygirl saiod
ar far back as og 4

[copper vapor]

does that affect bosses as well or just mooks

[sour rivet]

i do not remember

maybe just the mooks?

[copper vapor]

I don't remember regular ganados taking different amounts of pistol shots to die
the ones that don't have the plagas come out their throats after taking enough damage, that is

but it's been 20 years since I played

I barely remember leon's oneliners

which is, you know

clearly the most important thing to remember about re4

[slim magnet]

maybe it affects damage indirectly via the focus mechanic?

i'm watching a standard mode speedrun and the guy is letting a lot of hits go through

and the focus shot kicks in instantly

[copper vapor]

that I wouldn't know, cause I haven't played remake

[slim magnet]

like less than 1 second of aiming

ah

well in the original 4 it did affect damage but you were still way more likely to kill mobs via criticals

which were fully rng

otherwise just kick and knife

[oblique belfry]

what is the play order of resident evil series ?
do i just start from re2

[sour rivet]

1

[copper vapor]

resident evil zero first, no?

[sour rivet]

in the timeline yes

[copper vapor]

then 1 then 2 then 3 (a small part of 3 happens at the same time as 2)

then idk the spinoffs

and there's a lot of them

[oblique belfry]

storywise this is where i should start right ?

[slim magnet]

no that'd be zero

[copper vapor]

Nope, you start here https://store.steampowered.com/app/339340/Resident_Evil_0/

Steam

Resident Evil 0

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Price

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Recommendations

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[oblique belfry]

ah

[slim magnet]

but you almost never want to play franchises with prequels in chronological order

[oblique belfry]

thats why i asked

this whole "remake" arc started with re 2

[copper vapor]

in this case, not really. the re1 gc remake basically plays the same as zero

[slim magnet]

no it started with re1

[sour rivet]

wellll

[oblique belfry]

wait re1 got a remake too ?

[sour rivet]

not the re engine remakes

[copper vapor]

the current set of remakes (both release wise and design wise) started with 2

[oblique belfry]

ye

[copper vapor]

re1 got a remake 3 generations ago

[oblique belfry]

what mbo said

[slim magnet]

dog

[copper vapor]

the "current" remakes are way more recent

[oblique belfry]

im talking about the re engine

[copper vapor]

the RE1 you linked there

is the gamecube remake version

[sour rivet]

re1 is not in re engine

[oblique belfry]

ye

[sour rivet]

its just a good ol remaster

[oblique belfry]

thats why im asking

[slim magnet]

it's actually a remake and not a remaster

[oblique belfry]

if i should start with re 0 or re 1

instead of re 2

[slim magnet]

nerd emoji

[oblique belfry]

or the other way around

[copper vapor]

story-wise, chronologically, re0 then 1 then 2

but ya know this is old design

[sour rivet]

really depends if you're willing to suffer tank controls

[slim magnet]

play the first half of 2 first, then play 3, then play the second half of 2

[copper vapor]

static camera, 2D environment, tank controls, the whole five inches

[slim magnet]

or play them simultaneously

[oblique belfry]

i wanted to do that with witcher 1 but holy shit game got super boring fast

[copper vapor]

witcher 1 is an acquired taste

[oblique belfry]

i played like few hours

but man

[copper vapor]

aka you gotta willingly suffer through the bad design

[oblique belfry]

yeah

[copper vapor]

uh oh.

[slim magnet]

tank controls have a purpose but there's a point where the joke becomes stale

[copper vapor]

yeah 3 stacks of each item does not work

[slim magnet]

for me it's system shock

[oblique belfry]

should i just watch re0 / re1 on yt

[slim magnet]

that game is purposefully unplayable because of its beyond hostile control scheme

[oblique belfry]

then start with re2 instead

or should i experience it firsthand

[slim magnet]

i know it's by design but jesus fucking christ

[copper vapor]

the entire ui/ux is hostile, not just the controls

[slim magnet]

yeah

and like i said shit serves a purpose

it's supposed to be hostile

but gah daym it long jumps over the line

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

giraffe getting a blowjob

[oblique belfry]

what

[celest plank]

yooo

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck did you see that

[celest plank]

insomnia

[copper vapor]

it used to be a meme. I mean, still is. but people used to joke about it

[oblique belfry]

6 am gang

[celest plank]

4am for me

i had a good day

bestfriended so hard that i postponed the video to 2027

[oblique belfry]

wot

[celest plank]

[copper vapor]

best friend took him to the giraffe

[celest plank]

anything to piss you off

[oblique belfry]

[sour rivet]

i think bro is drunk again

[oblique belfry]

nah

[celest plank]

kill yourself

[copper vapor]

again?

[celest plank]

did I ask you something?

did you hear your name?

No

Get the fuck out

[sour rivet]

i dont need permission sir

[oblique belfry]

he has a certain typing style

[celest plank]

[sour rivet]

[oblique belfry]

when he is drunk

this aint one of em

[celest plank]

Yeah its kinda like

jdhjxjsjbbbb

dogeeeded

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

i lvoe you

[copper vapor]

[oblique belfry]

that is indeed true

[sour rivet]

gaeee

[copper vapor]

automod bypass

[sour rivet]

homoooo

[copper vapor]

take his balls

[oblique belfry]

bro sent me a i love you dm at midnight

i thought he was killing himself

[celest plank]

anyway yesterday summary

[celest plank]

[oblique belfry]

D O G

[celest plank]

nah bro

😭

[copper vapor]

dear fuckin lord.

[sour rivet]

what the fuck

well

its an mmo

[oblique belfry]

how the fuck is that even possible though

hold on

[celest plank]

should have said "cut the wrists already we aint got all day"

[sour rivet]

og player

or afk

[copper vapor]

guy's brain has rotted to the core

[sour rivet]

do not ask me how many hours i have on eso for i know not myself

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

My God

Thats indeed something

[oblique belfry]

what

[celest plank]

I thought I was retarded for having 500 hours in rimrim bro

😭

[copper vapor]

it had a very cool send-off for the original version

[sour rivet]

THE MOOON

https://tenor.com/view/white-light-death-smiling-died-with-a-smile-final-fantasy-xiv-gif-25336896

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[celest plank]

critically acclaimed mmorpg

[celest plank]

85/88

fucking retard

[oblique belfry]

idk what they added tbh

didnt check the achievements

[celest plank]

4k hours and no 100%

[slim magnet]

oh wow the lumscale gif is from final fantasy 14

thank you

i've been looking for the source material for ages

[oblique belfry]

oh limestone achievements

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

i dropped that map fast

[oblique belfry]

OH THIS REMINDS ME OF SMTH I FORGOT TO POST

[sour rivet]

can u highlight the lich girl

[celest plank]

cum retention

[copper vapor]

@oblique belfry @slim magnet this legit happened in the game when they shut v1.0 down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgEg8kXmifo

[oblique belfry]

marathon

sts2

[zealous depot]

[celest plank]

whats marathon

[oblique belfry]

get fucked another AAA game

[zealous depot]

shit bungie

[celest plank]

i keep hearing it

[oblique belfry]

bungie made hero extraction shooter

[celest plank]

bungie?

[oblique belfry]

company who made destiny 2

[celest plank]

aa

and its shit?

[oblique belfry]

eehhh from what i've seen so far

its 50/50

[celest plank]

thats what i thought

good night

[sour rivet]

the company is

[celest plank]

[oblique belfry]

its so funny to me that indies

can just quadruple player counts

compared to AAA game releases

what a year for indies man

and more to come

[celest plank]

yeah cause indians are like that ||@raven swan obrigada obligatory ping cuz fuck you||

[marsh cargo]

Indies dont cost 60$ either

And its a niche genre

[halcyon fossil]

oh my dumb ass was trying to complete the whole level for the 3-1 speedrun but you just go to p-1

[celest plank]

indians are also a niche community

like americans

but less stupid

[marsh cargo]

Even dark n darker didnt pull that many players

[oblique belfry]

like even an update to an indie game almost passed marathon

[raven swan]

Why am I catching strays, india doesn't even have a gaming industry

[celest plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398347935208444004/1475614216244171025/ohgrok4.gif

[marsh cargo]

The retention of
2 minutes

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

watch the video I sent @oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

wait wher

[oblique belfry]

o

[celest plank]

tf kinda radio waves are those

[sour rivet]

ALL OF MY DAYS, IM CHASING RATS

[oblique belfry]

OH WAIT THIS IS FROM FF 14 ???

[copper vapor]

yuh

[oblique belfry]

I saw this from many shorts / reels

where an mmo shutdown like this

didnt know it was ff14

[marsh cargo]

Ppl being saying this for the past 4 years and
The norm is to hype up AAA games

[oblique belfry]

what is the latest memorable good AAA release recently

not counting re9

because that shit still a week old

[sour rivet]

define recently

[oblique belfry]

like before re9

[copper vapor]

MH Wilds was memorable.
Memorably bad

[oblique belfry]

before feb ?

ye just before re9

[oblique belfry]

AI being retarded as usual

[blazing maple]

gaming

[oblique belfry]

hows the game

[copper vapor]

gotta rewatch Answers now

this cutscene is so fucking peak

[blazing maple]

great, I want to play it but adhd is giving me parlysis

[copper vapor]

CASTER BARD

[flat zenith]

Peak

[sour rivet]

i made sam do that

[copper vapor]

CASTER BARD

[sour rivet]

how

oh

nvm i rwember

[oblique belfry]

o shit

[sour rivet]

the stooooooore

[oblique belfry]

i forgot most of these come out this year

[sour rivet]

FABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH

[copper vapor]

Bahamut roars and the music fucking stops