╟❓general-offtopic

[celest plank]

I went to sleep at 4am due to reasons

[oblique belfry]

mostly offline and drunk talking

[celest plank]

I wasnt drunk

[celest plank]

I was drunk in this

Yes

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

But im talking about another time

not my proudest night

[oblique belfry]

still was funny as fuck

[celest plank]

I took too much something and had about 40 phone calls from 11 to midnight trying to wake me up

[oblique belfry]

bro even i was worried

who the fuck starts a convo like that

[celest plank]

me I guess

[pliant chasm]

sound aj arc

[celest plank]

they knew i took something and it didnt help that i found it funny to top it off with a message saying "if i pass away i love you all"

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

do i look like i give a fuck about dubai

[pliant chasm]

i was talking about the pool incident

[oblique belfry]

"watch me traumatize my friends"

[celest plank]

i would never drown

thats both painful and fucking stupid

[celest plank]

i didnt want to traumatize them, i found it wholesome 😭

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[celest plank]

same as i did with your chat

i just want to looove

[oblique belfry]

ah yes

"if i pass away i love you all"

[pliant chasm]

fellas so jaded a wholesome message is read as a suicide note

[celest plank]

real

[copper vapor]

"if I pass away"
so while he's alive he doesn't love his friends

[celest plank]

no

well

maybe

i wanted to make sure they knooow

https://tenor.com/view/snow-ball-bibi-throwing-gif-23858596

[oblique belfry]

i would've hauled ass if you were near me

and break down your door

[celest plank]

[verbal gate]

wait did you send those messages late at night?

[celest plank]

im coming to constantinople to get you

fat fuck

[oblique belfry]

fym fat

[celest plank]

chubby

big bones

much muscle obv

[celest plank]

around 11

[marsh cargo]

had my coffee
im ready to be a useless shit all day playing vidja

[oblique belfry]

i can connect my thumb and point finger around my wrist

its that slim

[verbal gate]

read the earlier round 11, was thinking "holy hell he's drunk out his mind"

[oblique belfry]

holy shit

[celest plank]

Nooo I cant

workweek around the corner and womans day tomorrow

6 family members to go over and 2 friends

[oblique belfry]

who was the other fella that watched albino

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-kenobi-hes-me-gif-23727931

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6RqX5MwWw8

[celest plank]

no i ment national geographic

those albino videos

[oblique belfry]

mewgenics check him pc

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/2030229470280663265
@quiet abyss

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate)

https://t.co/l28XKqsBka

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 7, 2026, 10:30 AM

[oblique belfry]

o

nvm then

[celest plank]

thats an albino giraffe

[oblique belfry]

its beautiful

[celest plank]

i want to spend my days on smelling flowers

@oblique belfry for you

[oblique belfry]

inb4 polen season

[oblique belfry]

is that a shawarma

[celest plank]

flowers

[oblique belfry]

aw

danke

[celest plank]

bro what

@regal flame reveal yourself

[oblique belfry]

impostor

[celest plank]

this town aint big enough for the 2 of you

HE JOINED EARLIER

[celest plank]

DOGE YOU ARE THE SPY

[oblique belfry]

aint no way

damn

[celest plank]

oh those are just my alts

im preparing for goatse 2

[oblique belfry]

i love how discord just decided to unban your account out of nowhere

[celest plank]

I logged into it

its banned

[oblique belfry]

same with youyou's

wait it is ?

[celest plank]

but its not deleted

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

it was even more ironic that when we did the recap

discord reenabled your name

so now instead of deleted user it shows as soundtrack again

[celest plank]

discord is ran by pyrson or some shit

[oblique belfry]

🥀

[celest plank]

direct sabotage

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm

https://tenor.com/view/mongolian-gif-24685364

[verbal gate]

100% its because they're itching to get your id, they're taunting you with your old account

[celest plank]

tf i got a notification for some guy in my area looked for with a bounty

@snow tree you got anything?

[oblique belfry]

bounty ?

for what

[celest plank]

Mateusz Koczarski

who tf is he

[oblique belfry]

https://ksp.policja.gov.pl/pl/dzialania/aktualnosci/68324,Poszukiwany-listem-gonczym-Mateusz-Koczarski.html

[celest plank]

HE DID FAKE ALARMS IN GOVERNMENT INSTITUTIONS?

[oblique belfry]

i cannot understand any of this

[celest plank]

[oblique belfry]

but i found an article

[snow tree]

Nah, nothing for me

[celest plank]

police ppl are looking for mateush koczarski accordingly to the bounty letter, he is hiding from services, if you know his whereabouts contact etc etc

[oblique belfry]

why does bro have a rating

[celest plank]

I ALMOST DOXXED MYSELF

AHAHhaha

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

do it, no balls

[celest plank]

I can give you the 25km range

[oblique belfry]

wait wtf

[celest plank]

no less

[oblique belfry]

sound your emergency number is also 112 ?

[celest plank]

They cant even crop the fucking picture properly

[celest plank]

yes

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

police is 997, fire department 998, ambulence 999

[verbal gate]

analog horror jumpscare be like

[celest plank]

992 is gas

[verbal gate]

3 frames of this then back to a black screen

[oblique belfry]

back then it was 110 for fire department 112 for ambulance and 155 for police

[snow tree]

The fuck he did do

[oblique belfry]

but now they combined everything into 1 emergency hotline on 112

[celest plank]

false alerts in government institutions

[snow tree]

He must done a shit ton of them to be look for so hard

[celest plank]

@snow tree THEY FOUND THE DUDE https://youtu.be/wCi_sEH75D4?si=ubD0AlU2L-qrpvim

[snow tree]

[celest plank]

Zobaczymy jak bomba pierdolnie

Ty sam jestes pierdolniety

[snow tree]

Same in PL, but you can still use specific number for the given emergency

[oblique belfry]

same here iirc

you can also call specific department as well

its just that you can also do it on 112 too

[snow tree]

Nie mogę kurwa otworzyć bo siedzę w maku

A bym sobie obejrzał

[celest plank]

jeden z moich ulubionych filmikow kurwa

kocham ten gatunek

https://youtu.be/0e2f4DRYFjs?si=z_EH5--4H9bPi9ZC jednoznaczny ulubieniec

chapeau bas

[raven swan]

good evening chatters

windows spotlight today is very jolly

the only redeeming feature of windows, high quality wallpapers from bing

and i've never seen the same wallpaper twice for over seven years

[celest plank]

@raven swan good kino

[snow tree]

Ty kurwa głupi jesteś, sza po ba się mówi

[raven swan]

sound its been like two weeks

[celest plank]

jebie w gaz

[celest plank]

last two weeks went on and on

i couldnt watch it

[raven swan]

thank you though

watching your stuff motivated me enough to get it done

[celest plank]

Also no new kino for 2 weeks makes me disturbed for your kino maker role

dont make me do a 2h movie because of a dry channel

and lack of shit to do during insomnia

[oblique belfry]

[raven swan]

i have been contemplating on making a video about endfield for yt

[upbeat verge]

damn this game looks good

[raven swan]

so no kino cookage

[celest plank]

Dont "todayiwill" me, you will be the one making screenshots

[oblique belfry]

screenshots of what

[raven swan]

yo mama

sorry i had to

[upbeat verge]

nah you right

[oblique belfry]

even with nitro i wont be able to upload em

[verbal gate]

is this that one tomb raider game?

[upbeat verge]

"that one tomb raider game"

[verbal gate]

used to use it as a really nice benchmark tool lmao

[upbeat verge]

what in gods name is that supposed to mean

mf saying shit

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[raven swan]

that one tomb raider game, duh

[upbeat verge]

"that one thing over there with the this and the other thing"

??????

[verbal gate]

duh

[upbeat verge]

all 3 tomb raider games have benchmark options I think

[raven swan]

smh ivan being a bitch, of course he means that one tomb raider game, how do you not get it

[upbeat verge]

ye my bad

I though he meant that one other tomb raider game

[verbal gate]

does that count as vagueposting

[copper vapor]

no it counts as retardposting

[upbeat verge]

yeah

[quiet abyss]

So will you play vt2 with me?

[upbeat verge]

I mean so far the game looks really really good

and theres more stuff to do

everything is expanded upon and doesn't feel barebones compared to 2013

[quiet abyss]

Im still in bed btw

I gotta get up

11am rn

[raven swan]

is this the gamer equivalent of your mom telling you that dinner's done even thought she's only turned on the stove so far

[quiet abyss]

Wha

Im too groggy for that

Just woke up, brain at 20% power

At ebst

Best

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

I gotta reinstall shadow of the tomb raider and finish it

kept crashing on my old pc

[snow tree]

RoTR or SoTR?

[copper vapor]

he's playing rise

[snow tree]

Another quick banger

[rocky turtle]

#╟❓general-offtopic message blast from the past

[upbeat verge]

rise

[upbeat verge]

after that shadow

can we talk about about an unspoken phenomenon
If a game has a stealth section and 2 enemies are talking killing one mid conversation alerts the other

that is

honestly thats a very cool thing

I love that

on every max including SMAA it does dip down to like 70-ish frames attimes
@copper vapor

[zealous depot]

[upbeat verge]

can't tell if game is badly optimised or is just that intensive on hardware

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

as you may all be aware

I am about to blow

performance was shit because I wasn't on direct x12

[upbeat verge]

is that enir ilim?

bro about to fight consort radahn

How am I getting better performance on dx12 than 11

what sorcery is going on here

[pliant chasm]

smaa is better

rather take a hit than use taa

[blazing maple]

#beastmode

[arctic flicker]

you mean #invisiblemode

[blazing maple]

love this little bastard

[blazing maple]

I can't go invisible

I'm not the stealth shell

I'm the movement speed shell

I get a powerslide and double jump

also an arm canon and overcharge which boosts my movespeed and gives me super stamina

[arctic flicker]

but can you outrun boolet tho

[blazing maple]

Yeah, I can run so fast people can't keep up

it's awesome

[upbeat verge]

I'm using smaa2x

[pliant chasm]

use x8

be a man

[upbeat verge]

it...it doesn't have 8x

[uneven sapphire]

F TO ATTACK

[rocky turtle]

space marine 2?

[marsh cargo]

sure

[upbeat verge]

its stuck on the screen idk why

old game it happens

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

chattington

should I play farcry 4 next?

after cock raider

[proven tundra]

No

[upbeat verge]

elaborate

[proven tundra]

I refuse

[upbeat verge]

then I'm not taking your opinion into consideration

[proven tundra]

That's probably for the best

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

at least we got astra militarum on that one

[marsh cargo]

get ready to die by 12 thousand paper cuts

[rocky turtle]

wait

i got aoe damage on my hook

we could be cooking

[copper vapor]

cooking, or hooking?

[marsh cargo]

@rocky turtle want to restart ?

[quiet abyss]

fuckass jihad strategem

whatever that shit is

[copper vapor]

enemies explode on death?

[quiet abyss]

drogan is the techmarine

so idk

i read names

[rocky turtle]

idk

[quiet abyss]

also drogan is an inquisitor in space marine 1 lmao

[quiet abyss]

wait yall on sm2 rn?

[marsh cargo]

yee

trying hard strat

[rocky turtle]

yeah join us

[quiet abyss]

im coming friendings

[marsh cargo]

get ready to die by 12 thousand paper cuts

[quiet abyss]

what is strat anyways

[marsh cargo]

less majoris more more minoris

[rocky turtle]

double calls

[marsh cargo]

reliquary with nids

[quiet abyss]

aw shit i should pause vt2 download then

i dont get good speeds like sparter

no cable

so it sucks

i should get an ethernet cable asap

which would bring it up from like 5mb/s to like 80

good plan but using wifi kills it

[proven tundra]

Do you need a better router or something?

[arctic flicker]

just attach some tinfoil to your router

[proven tundra]

This is on my phone over wi-fi

[quiet abyss]

im across the house, up a floor too

and theres various metallic objects between us, its in the garage

shitty place imo

[proven tundra]

Same kek

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

Oh not in the garage
In the work room in the basement tucked away in a corner

[oblique belfry]

[proven tundra]

Behind a bunch of duct work etc lol

[oblique belfry]

we love bandit npc

[proven tundra]

My laptop is close to 800 up/down over wi-fi

But I'm too lazy to sit up and open it

So far away

[upbeat verge]

okay the soviet installation hub area is massive

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

im willing to bet i have more metal between them

that garage is a mess of aluminum and steel stock for the mill

im betting if i took out that metal

it would get 30% better easily

[quiet yew]

you know what else is massive

[proven tundra]

If it's been a while you upgraded your router the company usually does it for free

Bell/Rogers do anyway

[quiet abyss]

its not that old

its better for me to just get a cable to my shit

but that means going through the walls

its been discussed before

[upbeat verge]

okay so far rise of the tomb raider is insanely nice

its a biiiiig step up

[upbeat verge]

my love for tom and jerry

[quiet yew]

Tom was the goat fr fr

[blazing maple]

the data logs in this game are SASSY

[proven tundra]

What's the third option

[blazing maple]

They're taunting me

[blazing maple]

to perish

[proven tundra]

Oh right

[blazing maple]

lmao

[unreal kernel]

ppl, I'm trying to play the reasonably old games that I never completed - is this the best Mafia 3 could do in terms of graphics? in 2016 I remember my PC couldn't run it...

[blazing maple]

also I unlocked a skin for my shell :)

[odd imp]

https://tenor.com/view/you-know-it-hm-yes-mordecai-rigby-gif-20336827

[blazing maple]

she's orange

some of the shells in this game are bad af

like "oh just a recon shell, I'm sure they're thin and lithe to be stealthy with a small profile"

oh my goodness gracious

I like this dude he's a fridge

@raven swan There's a magnum in the premium battlepass

😔

[restive bear]

What's up with the british obsessed with statues and fangs

[sour rivet]

locking weapons away in a battle pass?

[upbeat verge]

https://youtu.be/1yD54ndTFVU?si=OO7I3I6l8uZ6YN2g

[sour rivet]

where have i seen this before

[thick plover]

dranked some olive oil

I now possess 1% of a italians power

[quiet abyss]

ofc its the carnifex at the elevator

3 whole square mm to move

[rocky turtle]

wtf was that carnifex spawn

[quiet abyss]

fuckery?

thats what

crock of shit

[marsh cargo]

the classic git fucked

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

7 min to vt2 download tho :D

[marsh cargo]

we were doing so well

[quiet abyss]

nah

i was

[marsh cargo]

you died before i did

[real aspen]

ergonomics of a zip22

[sour rivet]

are you fucking kidding me @flat violet @pallid raft

[uneven sapphire]

fis

[untold spear]

damn

fat representation is not welcome when it's for men i guess

[pliant chasm]

the money goes for more rivals gooner skins

speaking of netease
they sending my brother emails about new skin drops for psylocke

[pallid raft]

ending it all rn

[untold spear]

certainly ultron will lget something

[pliant chasm]

idk i don't play

[verbal gate]

I'm punching air rn

[pliant chasm]

isn't he very boring

[untold spear]

if you're an uncultured human swine, then sure

he's boring

[pliant chasm]

looks like ironman but worse

[untold spear]

then you haven't played iron man

[pliant chasm]

true

from the limited time i played the game i played moon knight

and i think everyone hates him

[untold spear]

everyone in this game hates everything

i have no issue with mk whatsoever

[left mantle]

The moooooooooooooon haunts you

[little depot]

One bajillion more dollars to captain America's bush!!!
-netease

[verbal gate]

You would fucking think that with the recent dissatisfaction with decisions of RGG, they would be more willing to back an alternative with the fucking series creator to swoop up that market

[sour rivet]

terrible year to be a yakuza fanb

[verbal gate]

why the fuck does corpos keep missing easy, open ass buckets?

[untold spear]

because they are guided by short term profits

and so our economy also needs to work this way

short term thinking is the way of the retard

hence why everything is retarded

thanks for joining my TED talk

[little depot]

Because netease fucking sucks

[verbal gate]

like the ball is right there, net is wide open, your opponents just straight keeps shooting themselves with progressively larger calibers lmao

netease are netanyahu's greatest soldiers, its why they got net in their name

[untold spear]

gotta lay down twitter for a bit bub

[oblique belfry]

just saw an insta comment saying "kids who grew up with animals either becomes biologists or furries, no in between."

[celest plank]

just saw this on insta

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

i watched this like 70 times today tf

[oblique belfry]

HOTLINE MIAMI MENTIONED

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-chicken-gif-26197609

[celest plank]

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-gif-27666767

[frank hearth]

[verbal gate]

I keep getting that one fuckass video where the school system breaks lightbulbs above kids heads with that one song from hunger games

[celest plank]

also I saw a very inappropriate video with a jewish george floyd

[rocky turtle]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[quiet abyss]

i dont like that one that much

[verbal gate]

fuckers fail one quiz LMAO

[quiet abyss]

reliquary

stratagem was fine

[marsh cargo]

godamn

[rocky turtle]

[untold spear]

did he morph into cyborg?

[raven swan]

that's neat, pretty good that the battlepass doesn't go away too

just get the game and then ponder on when to get the bp

[rocky turtle]

play quasimorph

[untold spear]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

maybe i will

[oblique belfry]

[pallid raft]

sans undertale

[wet orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz53MomvDXs

[verbal gate]

this the typa bullshit I see lmao

then if you look at the OP, it's just a dude selling you a course on dropshipping lmao

[green granite]

@oblique belfry revengance vs master which one is harder

[oblique belfry]

rev

master mode is just a number increase

[green granite]

I played Rev but I feel it was kinda easy

But I enjoyed it due to some new mechanism

[oblique belfry]

still

rev is harder due to the changes it brings

vanilla bosses are easy to dodge

[oblique belfry]

average eoc fight

[left mantle]

Man, cannot wait to get back on poe

[green granite]

Reposting

[flat violet]

Yeah I know, fucking rip

[oblique belfry]

love this mentality where if social media stops posting a popular game its assumed dead

[sour rivet]

WORLD IS A FUCK

[left mantle]

Its what happens when object permanence doesn't develop right

The item is still there guys

[oblique belfry]

"guys i dont see a post about this game. Its dead"

223k players

i've seen even people say cs2 and fortnite were dead because they didnt get any posts about those games

[proven tundra]

I haven't seen a post about me
Am I
Am I dead chat

[oblique belfry]

yes

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

Who forgot to double tap the zombie rat?

[proven tundra]

[latent hazel]

X axis vs Y axis

i farted very loudly btw

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

Can't wait to find out that the wand i bought for my build before I went to sleep has too much lightning damage so it doesn't proc trinity

[snow tree]

[green granite]

Why didn't you come

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-to-night-city-keanu-reeves-cyberpunk-2077-welcome-to-cyberpunk-world-night-city-gif-9616806321842655391

[pallid raft]

dont worry we get another half baked game next because the studio is going downhill

(i still wanna play pirate yakuza tho)

[pallid sapphire]

damn

[copper vapor]

cool boss

[rocky turtle]

based tauren player

[marsh cargo]

idk what happned to atro

but ima take a break to wait

[snow tree]

My fav race

[rocky turtle]

ping me when u gonna be there

[rocky turtle]

i played most of my time as tauren shaman

ench

with two axes

[pliant chasm]

zased....

[timid hollow]

Got lost, had to shoot a bald guy with a 50cal, ripped his arm straigth off

[pliant chasm]

+1 for tauren
-1 for druid

[pliant chasm]

LE POOL FROM LE TOWN

50 PEOPLE LIVED HERE

[timid hollow]

there were dogs

i killed them by pressing v

[celest plank]

sgt price what are you doing

[timid hollow]

he was a lt there

tztztztz

[celest plank]

he could have been your father and id still fuck your mom

[timid hollow]

[pliant meteor]

Hi Sound, hi Gex

[celest plank]

sup mate

[pliant meteor]

Doin alright

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

imo same

[rocky turtle]

quasimorph or boltgun?

[pliant meteor]

[copper vapor]

tauren is peak when warrior or shaman

[rocky turtle]

[pliant meteor]

Boltgun

Also been touching grass a lot more and unusually Ive found someone and she confessed to me first. Its been great.

[rocky turtle]

RAAAAAAAH more heretics to kill

[upbeat verge]

watching dmc5 video

and i gotta say

which fucking retard

decided that this was a GOOD scheme for a dash/evade move

what the fuck is that

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-is-this-piece-of-shit-joe-pesci-gif-8346689911295826250

shit looking like a tekken combo move

just for a simple evade left or right

capcom made a cool game with dmc5 but this is fucking retarded

[slim magnet]

dog it's 2 buttons

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/bing-chilling-devil-gif-12855676239391630819

[copper vapor]

you wouldn't survive dmc1

if that's troublesome for you

[slim magnet]

bro wouldn't survive any fucking game really like imagine if he was told the cyclone move in god of war is also 2 button

s

[copper vapor]

hold RB, move sideways, press A

[pliant meteor]

Just button mash for combos

[upbeat verge]

3 buttons

well I guess the stick isn't a button

but still

[copper vapor]

this is why games have yellow paint

[slim magnet]

bro considers moving the left stick as pressing a button

that's insane

[copper vapor]

and Arc System Works FGs have autocombos

[upbeat verge]

listen

I can understand complicated combo moves

such as MGR

[timid hollow]

real chads play the game without dodge

[slim magnet]

bro it's 2 buttons and moving the left stick

[upbeat verge]

which had like 5 or6 button combos

but evading

[slim magnet]

what the fuck are you talking about

[timid hollow]

(i just didnt get what the mappings were)

[upbeat verge]

should be something simple

IT SHOULD BE 1 button

nOT 2

[timid hollow]

i used trickster late for the dash as my dodge

[upbeat verge]

its stupid

[timid hollow]

worked good

[copper vapor]

dmc1 without dodge? good fucking luck lmao

[timid hollow]

well i did

[copper vapor]

you mentioned trickster so that's not dmc1...

[timid hollow]

true you got the dash without trickster

mb

[upbeat verge]

idk to me it seems stupid I'm used to a single button press for evading or dodge rolling such as space for god of war or such
maybe japanese companies are just that retarded idk

or maybe thats just a thing in dmc

[copper vapor]

in dmc you can only dodge if you're locked onto an enemy, which is what hold RB does

[upbeat verge]

yes I'm over exagerating a bit but

why include an extra button

[pliant meteor]

Also Hi Mbo

[copper vapor]

if you're not locked on, A will just make you jump

[upbeat verge]

the enemies barely move or attack anyway

[copper vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/831627457093697612/954601113070477312/steamahppy.gif

[upbeat verge]

imagine if you could only dodge roll if youre locked on in dark souls

people would LOSE their shit

[copper vapor]

indeed they would bestie

which is partly why I think people are retarded when they say soulslikes are difficult

[rocky turtle]

i got a shotgun

[snow tree]

This dude

[timid hollow]

cinema

[copper vapor]

they haven't played an actually difficult game

[copper vapor]

dull

[rocky turtle]

dont listen to them druid is cool

[snow tree]

It is

[pliant chasm]

[upbeat verge]

again as I said MBO
maybe thats just something exclusive to DMC and dmc players are used to it

[latent hazel]

"forced move"

https://tenor.com/view/gold-cloak-gif-19301967

[upbeat verge]

its V's dash ability

[pliant chasm]

@upbeat verge are you playing dmc 5 ?

[upbeat verge]

naw

[latent hazel]

who the fuck is v

[upbeat verge]

a twink which you play as in dmc5

[pliant chasm]

ergil

[copper vapor]

vergil in disguise

[slim magnet]

bro shooters on controller have you hold down both triggers to aim and shoot and you move the stick to, you know, move

[copper vapor]

very effective disguise, calling himself V

[pliant chasm]

it's his human half basically

[slim magnet]

it's the same exact thing

[upbeat verge]

god bless I dont play on controller then

[slim magnet]

but for some reason in this context it's bad

[copper vapor]

it was so funny when I called out V was Vergil before DMCV came out and people yapped that I was insane

[upbeat verge]

stands for vagina clearly

[slim magnet]

i mean you're playing that game on a controller

[pliant chasm]

it was the most obvious shi lmao

[copper vapor]

yea lol people are just stupid

[pliant chasm]

gee i wonder who is that guy in a hood

[copper vapor]

they think dmc has good writing

[upbeat verge]

then again controlelrs have limited buttons

[slim magnet]

of which you're pressing 2

[timid hollow]

they have good writing

[slim magnet]

two

[timid hollow]

but its just silly

[pliant chasm]

it's not bad
but not insane

yea it's just over the top

[slim magnet]

on kbm you're also most of the time doing 3 inputs at the same time

[upbeat verge]

shoutout to them calling the w/e abilities "power"

WOOOOW

"what form of power is this"
mf its the same demon transform bullshit you use

[pliant chasm]

brother don't even know what devil trigger is

[upbeat verge]

anyway

[copper vapor]

aight

finished WWM's current content

time to just farm dailies until moar content

new bosses were kinda cool

[pliant chasm]

go play your foid slop ivan
you aint made for frotuna son

[copper vapor]

first one was a puzzle shadow of the colossus style bleh

second one was cool

[upbeat verge]

?

[copper vapor]

also story quest was sad af

poor old man

[upbeat verge]

what is your problem now

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-bubbles-homelander-blowing-bubbles-gif-11894150303476827467

[copper vapor]

what isn't his problem tbh

[marsh cargo]

aah the incel word

[upbeat verge]

be a real man and call them subhumans

[copper vapor]

wahmen

[pliant chasm]

that's dante's theme

[upbeat verge]

this mf

[pliant chasm]

they don't deserve it

[copper vapor]

[pliant meteor]

Still prefer Devils Never Cry over Subhuman

[marsh cargo]

[pliant chasm]

ofc

but subhuman is not bad now

it was dogshit at launch but the remix did fix it

[pliant meteor]

[copper vapor]

I prefer whatever the dmc3 themes were

[left mantle]

I dont want to think of launch subhuman

[pliant chasm]

also shoutout we will never surrender from 4

[copper vapor]

THE FLINCH IN YOUR EYE CALLS YOUR BLUFF

FEEL FREE TO DIE WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH

[pliant chasm]

especially the ending part

[copper vapor]

my honored brethren
we come together
to somethingsomething

[pliant chasm]

yeah

[copper vapor]

damn I actually forgot the lyrics

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/vergil-chair-dmc-yamato-gif-21401933

[copper vapor]

I'm washed

[pliant chasm]

it was unexpected
but it fits well

[copper vapor]

yup

Kyrie best girl

[pliant chasm]

they will see a fight until eternity 🗣️

[copper vapor]

(idk why but my headcanon is the female voice in that prayer part is kyrie)

[pliant chasm]

it's eva and sparda i think

[copper vapor]

is... sanity

the price to paY...

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/jozqnG_32i0?si=-rPCBQHjMC9vYcFx
i needed to know the context of the convo

[copper vapor]

FORPWOER?@!?!@

dante so extra

[pliant chasm]

god damn it you are fast

[timber oxide]

Yeah I don't, how did you know

[pliant meteor]

Pizza and strawberry sundaes

[pliant chasm]

why is she so big

[copper vapor]

I used to shill for victor borba's singing in berry delight
until I heard the ninja gaiden 4 soundtrack

[pliant chasm]

whoever drew that need to be hit with a buster arm

[wet orchid]

Drawn by a yaoi artist

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/dante-devil-may-cry-dmc3spinning

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-gif-15270226999019657938

[copper vapor]

I cannot hear that as the original version

[pliant chasm]

why
what other version

[copper vapor]

it's been completely replaced in my brain by the "there are consequences to saying the n word" meme

[pliant chasm]

oh lmao

same
i didn't even think of the og ingame one

[wet orchid]

A wizard pyromancer never reveals his secrets

[marsh cargo]

damn someone made a zaku in monhun

[copper vapor]

made a what

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/gundam-zeon

zaku

[wet orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/ramba-ral-gif-18549753

[pliant meteor]

Zaku

[wet orchid]

THIS IS NO ZAKU

[pliant chasm]

i keep seeing people as gundams

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/-25828

[wet orchid]

Not gonna lie, I always liked the aesthetic of the "grunt" mobile suits more than I ever liked the Gundams

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/gm-striker-ex-metal-spider-gundam-battle-operation-gbo2-mecha-ciws-gif-4377829985396248700

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

space lewis gun

[marsh cargo]

indeed

[copper vapor]

I've never been a fan of these more anime-ish mechas

even tho my favorites are japanese mechs, but they're not the laser sword hyper zoomy super fast ones

[wet orchid]

One of the AC's in Armored Core 6 was designed by a Gundam artist, and it shows

[marsh cargo]

in contrast gundam is like a bridge inbetween western mechs and the average weeb mechs you mention

they try to keep it grounded ish

[pliant meteor]

Same but inverse for wfm

[celest plank]

Hii

[wet orchid]

Though it's a lot skinnier than most mobile suits

[copper vapor]

I'll always prefer Wanderpanzers and Patlabors

[wet orchid]

Because they at least usually have chonky legs

[marsh cargo]

i cant look at front mission anymore after playing evolved that shit was peak cringe

[copper vapor]

true

[green granite]

Splatoon

[copper vapor]

but I was able to shut it off from my brain

and remember the peak

we're getting a FM3 remaster soon

which means, one step closer to FM4 remaster and an official FM5 release in the west

[wet orchid]

In terms of personal taste, I like the rugged, militarized looking ones

Thunderbolt my beloved

[green granite]

putting ERA on mech

[marsh cargo]

battletech my beloved

[green granite]

@marsh cargo

[marsh cargo]

i like marauders

[real aspen]

hm

thing to ask

[pliant meteor]

A Tieren ground type with ERA kit

[real aspen]

is there any chance this could have a likeness to a bad symbol or something

[wet orchid]

I never actually got that much into Armored Core 5 though

[marsh cargo]

thats because 5 is ass

[wet orchid]

Which went into the whole asymmetrical armored aesthetic

[real aspen]

slaps
this ba- explodes

[green granite]

Ace Combat 5 vs Armored Core 5

[wet orchid]

Fans of either when you say "buddy"

[marsh cargo]

i maybe a armored core glazer
but 5 is just pure ass

[upbeat verge]

@pliant chasm

[green granite]

F-35

[wet orchid]

Cold take, I hate Armored Core 6's stability system

[marsh cargo]

very cold

because in all the other ACs you can get stunlocked

[wet orchid]

It turns everything into optimal stagger/stagger punish shit

[marsh cargo]

its not as a bad as ac3 and micro missile spam

[real aspen]

counterpoint

pilebunker

[wet orchid]

I'd rather get staggered because I took a missile to the face than get staggered because this pistol round was just the last bit to fill up my arbitrary stagger meter and now the enemy's moving in for a Rubiconian Handshake

[real aspen]

that alone makes the whole ACS shit worth tolerating

[marsh cargo]

nah the strat is doing stagger to follow with pilebunker

because you aint hitting it without a stun

[real aspen]

that what i said buh

blind oomfie

[wet orchid]

I mean, the uncharged pilebunker does come out pretty quickly but you can't risk it being on cooldown when your enemy's staggered

[marsh cargo]

nah you made it sound like you could ignore the entire stab system by using pile

[wet orchid]

inb4 the other AC's weapons are Zimmerman and Songbirds

[real aspen]

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo om on vt2

join?

[real aspen]

anyway noone said anythinga bout the thing i sent so it's probably fine

[marsh cargo]

not at this exact time

food

[real aspen]

eat it

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2030142887875280972

DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)

Daryl Sabara and Alexa Peña Vega reunite at a 25th anniversary event for ‘SPY KIDS’.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 7, 2026, 4:45 AM

[wet orchid]

Why do I need a torch specifically to remove leeches in DS3 when I have a perfectly good pyromancy flame and can set myself (and everything else) on fire

[pliant chasm]

one of the movies of all time

[timber oxide]

Spy Kids 3-D was such a "so bad it's good" movie

[pliant chasm]

also how is bro stuck at the same height 25 years later 😭

[slim magnet]

shit can happen i stopped growing taller at like 13

i know a handful of people that stopped growing taller around that age

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNxeoMr8zmE

[proven tundra]

he's bending over

[copper vapor]

there was also sharkboy and lavagirl

[proven tundra]

you can tell in the picture lol

[green granite]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RalbMOLMZh8?si=AnsLFo0r7yceomfD huh

IGN gives a good game 9/10 for once

In this economy?

[marsh cargo]

i wonder why they gave it a 9 and not 10

[latent hazel]

is marathon a 7

marathon looks like ocmplete ass artstyle wise

everything looks like a placeholder

such an ugly game

[proven kelp]

daaaayum, this game looks really good

not even max settings, and it's running really well on my rx 6600

my mom asked me if i'm watching a movie lol

why is grace so tiny tho lol

[real aspen]

too glossy

[marsh cargo]

its raining

[weary heart]

New base I am working on too
I like the planet with the floating islands but sadly you can't build on them because they're not consider as "terrain"

[marsh cargo]

nms

that looks like a halcyon cruiser

[weary heart]

The UNSC Pillar of Autism

[marsh cargo]

[weary heart]

Another base I've been working on too but got bored of because it's annoying that I cannot properly land my corvette at it
Sean has still yet to add corvette landing pads and it's annoying

[proven tundra]

The settlement grows

[marsh cargo]

well given the wacky ass shapes corvs can have

i doubt they can figure out a proper way to make them landable in most places

[proven kelp]

they want me to use WHAT

[rocky turtle]

[lucid latch]

Silent Hills, the greatest game that never existed

Damn you konami

[pliant meteor]

Speshal

[oblique belfry]

holy fucking shit

pre-slime god

5k damage

to be fair i have to keep a plat coin on my pocket and i need to play it like true melee

still insane damage for pre-hm though

also requires full stealth loadout

[weary heart]

Stations have landing pads for corvettes that can fit pretty much everything in terms of space
If I were lazy and was a dev there, I would just convert the station workshops/landing pads for corvettes into an object you can build at bases

[copper vapor]

what game is this?

[oblique belfry]

2.4k damage with shinobi blade

[proven tundra]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2541530/AETHUS/

Steam

AETHUS

About AETHUS
You are Maeve, ex-mining engineer for the Astral Resource Corporation - ARC - a galactic megacorp that profits by draining entire planets of their resources.…

Price

$15.99

Recommendations

108

[oblique belfry]

@green granite

[proven tundra]

I've been enjoying it

[copper vapor]

ARC:

[thick plover]

https://youtu.be/mgvzBB_--xM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FISHING LADIESSSSSSS

ITS HEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEE

[copper vapor]

FIBSHING

[pliant meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/vintagestory-vintage-story-vs-1in4men-gif-11988145225124604018

[oblique belfry]

i wanted to find an arc raiders gif but its just peanut

[oblique belfry]

the picture that killed a man

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hop-on-arc-raiders

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

dead game, happens

[oblique belfry]

[zealous depot]

@rocky turtle DROOOOOOOOON

[timber oxide]

The man killed himself with the attitude

[zealous depot]

[oblique belfry]

[marsh cargo]

damn you right

[quiet yew]

one thing I never understood about minecraft is how some people are so quick to optimize the fun out of the game
shit like iron farms
now you don't have to play the game and go mining for iron, you just sit in one place and wait for the farm to work
how fun

[copper vapor]

they played factorio and decided they wanted automation in minecraft and made it happen

[zealous depot]

Challenge modpacks are just like that

[timber oxide]

If you want automation in minecraft just get Create

[oblique belfry]

and they want that shit in every modpack

[timber oxide]

Create is fun and doesn't optimize the fun out of the game

[oblique belfry]

my friends wanted to start an smp and they always use the same mods over and over and over that just automates everything

i just stopped playing with em cuz of that

because they never try smth new

always the same mods

in 1.16

or even 1.12 at some point

[timber oxide]

Do you have a problem with my Create addiction?

[oblique belfry]

2 of em cope saying "we only have 8gb ram"

there are so many great modpacks that doesnt require that much ram

[oblique belfry]

nah u cool

you at least down to try new stuff occasionally

[timber oxide]

When do we start the next offtopic smp for 2 weeks

[oblique belfry]

[weary heart]

A starting goal for me on every server I play on with survival is to have at least 1 of every possible farm to give me access to all the building materials I'd ever need
Reason being is that I have a habit of building autistically large shit in survival
And I only really do this now on my friends private server where he has it locked to strictly survival to flex on him because we try to "outdo" eachother by designing and building crazy shit.

[thick plover]

@timid hollow @arctic flicker is there a way to see when growth potential happens, like when attributes go up, cause I have been looking and Im not sure if I am blind or if there is a pop up

[arctic flicker]

still no actual pop ups for when SL stat increases unfortunately

[weary heart]

However I am also living professor calamitous because I never actually finish any of the large shit I start @quiet yew

[timber oxide]

I just build excessively big storage rooms which get bigger with every smp server we make

[proven kelp]

HE'S SO FUCKING COOL

[weary heart]

I have a habit of doing that too

Also redstone shit

[timber oxide]

I don't do redstone shit, can't be bothered

My only goal is to make @oblique belfry suffer when he appears remotely close to my base

[oblique belfry]

:c

[timber oxide]

I'm sorry Doge, but the storage room has to grow

[oblique belfry]

boo

[weary heart]

It can make some crazy shit
This was a completely automatic and self fueling furnace I was designing last year.

[thick plover]

thank god I thought I needed glasses

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

now we just need workshop support that lets us make mods

[timber oxide]

Over engineered

[thick plover]

so we can get that in the game early

[rocky turtle]

TACOOOOOOOOO @zealous depot

[timber oxide]

Too big, too complex

Just automate it with a minecart like a normal person

[weary heart]

It has 12 different modes I can toggle for it
That's why it's so large

That's what those are lol

12 track lines to be exact

[copper vapor]

spear of autism indeed

[timber oxide]

Yeah my smelting rooms have one mode and that's stuff gets smelted and they take like no space at all

There's an input chest and an output chest

Why complicate things

[marsh cargo]

https://youtu.be/DnQdvnXcHMk?si=AGzAMFWVJSMDwh64

[copper vapor]

[weary heart]

It's mostly trying to outdo my friend on the server.
As I mentioned before we challenge eachother to build bigger and crazier things just to see who can best eachother.
It's led to some crazy shit and us discovering exploits and stuff.

[copper vapor]

I "started" building a "shopping mall" where all materials are transported to and stored in Satisfactory but I quickly stopped doing that

now in Riftbreaker I'm trying to think of ways to transport water efficiently to... whatever buildings require water

everything else is just transported via magic/teleport so it's a non-issue
which makes me wonder why the fuck we need pipelines for water, just teleport that shit

I also don't quite understand how the fuck energy pylons work there.

[timber oxide]

My greatest Factorio achievement was making a functional gas station for my trucks which has absolutely 0 automation cause I ain't learning signals and wasting a ton of space for a computer to handle everything

[copper vapor]

pylons apparently transport energy via thin air from one pylon to another but I have no idea what the max range is on them

[marsh cargo]

@rocky turtle

[rocky turtle]

thats what i did

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo so you joining at all?

[marsh cargo]

vt2?

or sm2?

[rocky turtle]

[marsh cargo]

i see isee

going

[rocky turtle]

[thick plover]

TIME TO FIGHT PIRATES RAAAAAAAAAGH

[hexed stag]

Make a computer in mc

That'll show'em

[thick plover]

WAIT THE PIRATES MUSIC

FIRE

[copper vapor]

is that still menace?

[thick plover]

yes

[celest plank]

DOGE

KREEO

MY 2 MAIN PEOPLE

@oblique belfry @snow tree

BE MY WITNESSES

[oblique belfry]

👀

[celest plank]

LIKE PROPHETS AT GODS TRIAL

[oblique belfry]

what now

[celest plank]

LIKE JURIES AT A TRIAL FOR LIFE

I AM ENDING WITH SHITFACING

[oblique belfry]

huh ?

[celest plank]

NO MORE PILLPOPPING AND NO MORE DRINKING UNTIL FAILURE

[oblique belfry]

[celest plank]

i should have sent it via email

[quiet yew]

another thing I never understood
if you like building shit, why not just play creative

[celest plank]

aa fuck it

[thick plover]

yummy garbage

difficulty 1 mission

no bitch it not

one of my squads got murdered the fuck out of

I DONT HAVE SQUADDIES LEFT AND I DONT KNOW HOW I GET THEM

[pallid sapphire]

OCI upgrade or buy em for 250 points

you get 5 squaddies

250 points

[quiet abyss]

@marsh cargo foot knight might be my calling

shit is fun

[marsh cargo]

hes amazing

personally i like grail more

[quiet abyss]

i dont have it

[marsh cargo]

but foot is still great

[quiet abyss]

so unless you have 2 dollars to spare a broke mf

[marsh cargo]

second best tank in the game

[quiet abyss]

i wont be able to play it just yet

[arctic flicker]

you didn't get an Woo or Exwoo OCI?

[quiet abyss]

will get later

[quiet abyss]

whats best?

grail?

[marsh cargo]

bardin tank

[thick plover]

no

[quiet abyss]

ohhh

[arctic flicker]

ripperoni

[marsh cargo]

dworf best tank

[quiet abyss]

(i brought up the 2 dollar because im asking you to buy it because im out of money)

kidding

i like foot knight

[marsh cargo]

yeah he fun

[green granite]

Are ypu doing stealth strike build

[oblique belfry]

ye

[green granite]

How do you get it regen fast or doesnt run out fast pre hardmode

[oblique belfry]

stand still