╟❓general-offtopic

[proven tundra]

Battery lasts forever

[thick plover]

the next headset Im gonna get is gonna be from steel series

friend recommended it to me cause he only uses their stuff

[pliant chasm]

almost killed the act 3 boss but kms with my own hubris 😔

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/jelly-beans-gif-18267191

eating some peanuts

ignore that hes holding jelly beans those peanuts

[verbal gate]

Really weird colored peanuts

[pliant chasm]

[copper vapor]

where winds meet got an expansion today

[thick plover]

have the winds met yet

[uneven sapphire]

Earfun

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

It sounds really chinesium
But they are decent lol

[restive bear]

Wired ftw

[verbal gate]

Reading manwha with an fatherly MC and another character
Other character seems to be developing a crush on MC despite being like a daughter to him
MC doesn't nip this shit in the bud in an instant
I dropped this shit like I was doing one of those Tekken backdashes

[proven tundra]

My phone doesn't have a headphone jack

[verbal gate]

Point at him and laugh

[thick plover]

Truly one of the things we should kill phone manufacturers for

[uneven sapphire]

Mine either

It’s too new

[oblique belfry]

[cunning bronze]

A lot of Chinese brands are really good

[verbal gate]

My sister uses one of those earphones that have USB C connector

[proven tundra]

Hmmm

I could have done that I suppose

[cunning bronze]

KZ ones particularly

[oblique belfry]

i cant 🥀

[thick plover]

[proven tundra]

I just looked up headphone articles and they were on a few for best value brand
So I grabbed them and I've been happy

[thick plover]

I LOVE IT

[cunning bronze]

Good

[thick plover]

lizard

lizard

[oblique belfry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029441010222248109/1407684599534063717/rT8R62F.webp

[cunning bronze]

Nowadays there are more Chinese brands, and they are great quality. Other regular brands gotta step up

[proven tundra]

As long as it doesn't explode and catch my head on fire or something

[oblique belfry]

gorillaz are back @sour rivet

[cunning bronze]

Btw. Controller feels great. I feel like a baby learning a new layout, though

[cunning bronze]

Nothing's gonna happen, except you'll probably have to serve the Chinese army later

[verbal gate]

Had the Moondrop Space Travel, it's not the greatest thing since sliced bread like some recommendations are saying, but it's really nice for the price

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Oh look, a controller with the wrong layout

[verbal gate]

Currently using a wired 7hz Zero 2, a Galaxy Buds Pro I got for a ridiculously low price, a Marshall Major IV I won off of a raffle

Nothing better than free lmao

[proven tundra]

Free is the best price

[real aspen]

what about getting paid

[verbal gate]

Like using so much coupons at the grocery that they end up giving you money or smth?

[oblique belfry]

[timber oxide]

Feb 30

[oblique belfry]

yep

[zealous depot]

WOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO9OOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOO

[timber oxide]

Where Deltarune, Toby

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-i-used-to-pray-meek-mill-dreams-and-nightmares-dreams-and-nightmares-michael-jordan-gif-4600240804856944817

[timber oxide]

What do I not pay you for

Where game

Where Ultrakill full release, Hakita

[pliant chasm]

@oblique belfry btw is brawl a new gamemode ?

[copper vapor]

guys I think it's loading

[oblique belfry]

no

but its like a year old or smth

[untold spear]

mayhaps

[oblique belfry]

so still newish

[real aspen]

warehouse workers be like

[snow tree]

Time for some bbq

[cunning bronze]

Quality makes up for it

[timber oxide]

I don't really care in this case

[cunning bronze]

I know you don't

[timber oxide]

I need my playstation layout or I'm not buying

[copper vapor]

[timber oxide]

I can have a controller with a correct layout and good quality, I don't have to sacrifice either

[copper vapor]

weeb cuck

[timber oxide]

What's your problem today

Come on, tell me about it

I can be your therapist for today

[left mantle]

Thats a good one.

[copper vapor]

how about... no

[timber oxide]

[thick plover]

its time

second playthrough

[proven tundra]

should I start a chill factorio playthrough

[timber oxide]

Start a stressful factorio playthrough

[upbeat verge]

holy fuck

[proven tundra]

but I don't want stress

[timber oxide]

Chill stressful playthrough?

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

the writing of the charactes in TR 2013 pisses me the FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK off
@copper vapor omg how badly can u write characters wtf is this

[proven tundra]

can you make it so the biters attack but evolve slower?

[timber oxide]

Yes

[snow tree]

You should start Stardew Valley Factorio playthrough

[cunning bronze]

Well, in this case, I got it for super cheap so for me it's ok changing layout

[copper vapor]

roth's the only good character

[upbeat verge]

yeah

[copper vapor]

it's not even that big of a deal, only the analog stick is in a different spot

who cares about the d-pad

[upbeat verge]

the others idk why they seem so indiferrent to everything like they are complete arrogant assholes

[snow tree]

Playing TR for story

[timber oxide]

My muscle memory would press the directional buttons instead of using the stick

[copper vapor]

the story is good

the characters suck tho

[upbeat verge]

I'm not?

[snow tree]

[upbeat verge]

i'm making a fucking observation kreo

are you on meds?

[snow tree]

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-guh-buh-gif-26372267

[upbeat verge]

its just something I've noticed with teh characters man holy dont put words in my mouth

[snow tree]

Where did I do that?

I think you forgot your meds today

Voices are talking

[copper vapor]

put something else in his mouth kreeo

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

[snow tree]

[upbeat verge]

then why say this

the fk kind of assumption is that

[snow tree]

Iban is on his period I think

Kinda cranky

[upbeat verge]

??????????????????

[proven tundra]

my spaceship

[timber oxide]

Keep it

[snow tree]

You can't park there

[timber oxide]

A really fun way to play is train world preset with maxed ore and enabled biters
You get a lot of resources but they are far away from each other but you also keep the biters to keep you awake

[pliant chasm]

spell shield blocks morde ult
the more you know

but gp can't escape with an orange

[copper vapor]

oh no they teleported me to brown videogameland from the x360/ps3 era

[untold spear]

cellphone ui

[timber oxide]

This ui does look familiar tho

[untold spear]

like every cellphone game ever

anyway

imma try this game called terraria

[copper vapor]

diamond-shaped button layout has been a thing since the playstation 2

moar browne

[verbal gate]

This is how fallout will look like in 2016

[timber oxide]

Somebody is selling an AE86 Levin for $34000 and it's relatively close to where I live

Tempting

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot update is out

[proven tundra]

I vaguely remember how to play

[rocky turtle]

collect my coal

[proven tundra]

is it one boiler to two engines nowadays?

[proven tundra]

[rocky turtle]

yeah u did it right rat

shame coal too fkn away u better off building railway for that

[sick trail]

Read da cheat sheet, old rat https://factoriocheatsheet.com

[lucid latch]

https://medal.tv/games/requested/clips/mfzMvR79VxlKuh2cB?invite=cr-MSxWaWwsNTQyMTA1NjU2&v=47

shotgun

[real aspen]

definitely a gun that shot

[fierce aspen]

Y'all seen the new John wick like game

[lucid latch]

We never speak of RE7 Chris got it

👍

[untold spear]

no

https://tenor.com/view/mid-its-mid-ugly-nah-gif-19839131

[lucid latch]

https://medal.tv/games/requested/clips/mfAaaO5em29vD0ANQ?invite=cr-MSx4ZTcsNTQyMTA1NjU2&v=23

instant rigatoni

✌️

[pallid sapphire]

Fuck

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

don't fuck the tyre

[timber oxide]

Time for some fresh rubber

[verbal gate]

Please don't the tire

[rocky turtle]

[rocky turtle]

yo laff quasi patch is out

[real aspen]

death

[raven swan]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Q8s4a4QUlBk
Jarvis, get me a beer

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrw-car-terrible-DR5bwNjZLTHmE

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

[real aspen]

jarvis, turn into ceasar from hit game zenless zone zero

[raven swan]

Sab is that you

[real aspen]

no

[raven swan]

Good

[copper vapor]

jarvis, do the evolution

[real aspen]

i ate sab

im now.... sab

[teal spade]

hey @raven swan have you seen my new artpiece of Gix?

[raven swan]

Didn't know georgia had skinwalkers

[raven swan]

I haven't 👀

[teal spade]

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[raven swan]

Yooooo

That's fire

[teal spade]

@copper vapor you seen it?

[raven swan]

Is it themed after a corsair anima?

[teal spade]

p!who

[muted gyro]

⠀

[raven swan]

A corsair

Like a pirate

[verbal gate]

Any of y'all use proton mail?

[noble basin]

YAARGH MATEY

[lucid latch]

yeah

proton vpn is peak

[teal spade]

oh! Nah, it's a Gunslinger class from Pathfinder 2e

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2029910400809193678

みお (@milspec_mi)

メキシコ連邦警察/POLICIA FEDERAL🇲🇽
ブーツが届いたので遂に形になりました…!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 1:22 PM

[verbal gate]

Apparently there's now a precedent where they handed over data to the US government

[copper vapor]

[marsh cargo]

Its hilarious

[lucid latch]

what

wow

welp bye proton

[copper vapor]

man my electricity bill is going up

[marsh cargo]

Rip

[teal spade]

@raven swan

[proven tundra]

They had to because they are based in Switzerland and the Swiss government sent them a court order

So blame the Swiss I guess

https://www.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/1rltej7/proton_mail_helped_fbi_unmask_anonymous_stop_cop/

See the response from the proton team for more information

Important bit here

[untold spear]

afaik the only company that doesn't rat their userbase is telegram

[thick plover]

I LOVE BREWING POTIONS

[untold spear]

what about selling them?

[verbal gate]

I can't believe the swiss would do this, guess I gotta toss out my multitools /s

[noble basin]

Thats illegal

The alchemy police will get you

[untold spear]

alchemy police?

[noble basin]

Alchemy special forces*

Asf

[copper vapor]

quite the slip-up

it's also funny how people get mad at you for knowing things about them that they themselves published online in social media

slightly unrelated but I thought it was a funny parallel

[proven tundra]

Which part is the slip up?

[copper vapor]

the person used credit card to make a payment and that led to allat

[proven tundra]

Oh okay

[copper vapor]

created a 'digital paper trail' leading back to them

[proven tundra]

Use crypto and weird Tor stuff if you wanna be somewhat private I guess

[timber oxide]

Remember kids, always pay with cash
That way you only leave fingerprints

[olive coral]

wear gloves too

no fingerprints

[proven tundra]

Use your feet
Nobody tracks toe prints

[timber oxide]

Cut off your hands and get some weird sci fi replacement

[copper vapor]

https://youtu.be/lY2kC5fZG64?si=tHMH6fqzpGO8BE67&t=25

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGWZzn_GPQs

[untold spear]

cash is probably better

[timber oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1475305911181377627/HelldiverOfCourse.gif

[proven tundra]

What if the postal service has cameras at the drop box

[raven swan]

Cookies ❌
Thekua ✔️

[proven tundra]

WHAT THEN

[timber oxide]

Oh this one triggers a vero

[untold spear]

you don't leave cash at the dropbox

[copper vapor]

steal the camera

[proven tundra]

How are you sending cash if you don't put an envelope in the mail?

[timber oxide]

Also Rat, what if the cashier is a freak

[untold spear]

you are not

[proven tundra]

I'm too smol brained up understand

[untold spear]

if you want less traceability you need to keep it p2p

[proven tundra]

How do you send cash in a way that doesn't require you to put money in an envelope

[untold spear]

even crypto has wallet addresses

[timber oxide]

Fold it into a paper airplane, duh

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Untraceable, also will not reach it's destination if it's farther than 10m away

[raven swan]

Online transactions, bank to bank, demand drafts, cheques

[proven tundra]

But then the bank knows who you are

[timber oxide]

My idea is better

[raven swan]

Bold of you to assume my paper airplane last for 10m

[copper vapor]

cash in hand directly, no envelope

[raven swan]

Crypto

[proven tundra]

We already discussed crypto

[copper vapor]

isn't that also traceable

[proven tundra]

Keep up man

[untold spear]

into some extent

[raven swan]

I'm sorry I was making Thekua

[proven tundra]

Yummers

[untold spear]

depends on the crypto and the particular situation

[raven swan]

They turned out awesome

[copper vapor]

hawk thekua

[untold spear]

i do believe that monero transactions are non traceable

rest is traceable

[timber oxide]

Create a coin gun and use it to pay, remember to handle coins while wearing gloves

[raven swan]

Yeah pay in dimes

[proven tundra]

Okay
Apparently you write your username on a piece of paper
Put USD or EUR inside the envelope
Mail it to their office in Swiss land
They credit your account and email you for confirmation

[timber oxide]

Will take a while

[verbal gate]

Send a proxy to pay in dimes

[proven tundra]

For maximum privacy they recommended not writing a return address

[timber oxide]

Hire a proxy to hire a proxy to pay in dimes

[untold spear]

can you pay by turning footsteps into electricity?

[proven tundra]

And also another recommendation is to put the money inside a greeting card to camouflage it

[raven swan]

That's really cool. That art reminded me of this ancient song
https://youtu.be/xkFZn4oPMqE

Idk if we have any novakid appreciators in chat

[teal spade]

nah, I preferred to play as the birbs

or, later on I downloaded the Avali mod and I really liked 'em

[copper vapor]

starbound?

[teal spade]

ye

[copper vapor]

I played as a wild west robot dude

I loved how the spaceship looked like a train engine

[teal spade]

you played as a Novakid, they ain't robots

[copper vapor]

oh

[teal spade]

they're like... sentient gas beings

[proven tundra]

https://fixupx.com/cultofthelamb/status/2029755718673519073?s=20

Cult of the Lamb (@cultofthelamb)

sorry folks. the Mechanical Asshole Rhino Auction has gone way over our Mechanical Asshole Rhino Budget. we wish the monster dildo company all the best in whatever they decide to do with the Mechanical Asshole Rhino

Quoting Bad Dragon (@bad_dragon)
︀
You all thought we were joking, huh? @cultofthelamb, we told you that you would have to battle a dragon to win.
︀︀
︀︀x.com/Dexerto/status/2028900814564065501

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FixupX · Mar 6, 2026, 3:07 AM

What a timeline

[copper vapor]

could've sworn the western-looking train engine was the Glitch's spaceship

misremembered it

[proven tundra]

Cult of the lamb devs and bad dragon dildo makers battling over the rhino that gave birth to Jim Carrey

[raven swan]

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/kung-fu-panda-finally-a-worthy-opponent-1

[teal spade]

glitch stuff is more medieval

but this does look sort of like a train yes

[raven swan]

Basically a train

[quiet abyss]

Why is this gif so majestic? It should be 5 whole pixels

[teal spade]

@quiet abyss you never responded!

[quiet abyss]

Rolling steel darktide reference

[teal spade]

did you see my new kobold art?

[quiet abyss]

I did see it, very neato

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

Gives kobold captain kenway vibes

[teal spade]

not enough guns for that

[quiet abyss]

Starts with 1

Like havana kenway

[teal spade]

ends with 6

[quiet abyss]

Yeah i know

I love shooting so many people that a ship boarding is over in like 2 seconds

[copper vapor]

oh no.
journey to the west all over again

[quiet abyss]

What i remember about black flag is that the melee was hilariously easy

Literally parry + attack = kill

Repeat as necessary

[copper vapor]

AC combat has always been easy

[quiet abyss]

Yeah I know, it did get harder with the rpg games

That are level based

[copper vapor]

"harder"

[quiet abyss]

Like odyssey

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs0tK3vlqFo

[quiet abyss]

Harder artificially

Odyssey: yeah nah that guy can 2 shot you, and you can barely tickle him

[copper vapor]

and stealth assassinate changes to "sneak attack" on enemies of higher level

and you barely take away a quarter of their health

yay

senseless rpg mechanics in a game that doesn't need them

[quiet abyss]

I still loved odyssey

Mostly because i thought the main character was kinda funny, and that the mythology was pretty well done

And the ancient greece they made was splendid

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/116116116EL/status/2029927150615208045

116116116 (@116116116EL)

sus looking loot 🐛
#Marathon

X · Mar 6, 2026, 2:28 PM

[copper vapor]

of that 'trilogy' I only played origins

[left mantle]

God the rpg mechanics are an ass addition

[raven swan]

its a saving grace that you can turn a lot of those settings off

my friend basically configures the difficulty to be more or less similar to the ezio trilogy

and he enjoys his time thoroughly with hud off

[left mantle]

I shouldn't need to.

[raven swan]

vero

[copper vapor]

I don't remember having that option in origins or unity or syndicate

[raven swan]

my extent of knowledge goes as far as the fact that there are settings

i never liked the idea of an RPG assassins creed

[copper vapor]

I think I got odyssey somewhere, maybe on amazon prime

I'll try to find that option there once I eventually play it

[rocky turtle]

warhammer time

[raven swan]

my friend's been playing AC shadows and he says its fine

like turn your brain off, don't use critical thinking kind of fun

[copper vapor]

hm. apparently I don't have it, actually

unless it's on epic...

[raven swan]

the curse of the 500 game launchers

[raven swan]

check on GOG next

[copper vapor]

AC games on gog

anyways no apparently I don't have it

[raven swan]

i want to buy redacted 2

but man it hasn't gone on a deep discount yet

[copper vapor]

ok I mixed things up

it was Origins that I got on amazon prime

not odyssey

and I already played origins

might fire it up and play a bit on this pc

played it on the old one with ass performance

but there's nothing to do there anymore so idk

not sure I wanna install a 100+ gb game to play for 5 mins

[raven swan]

[verbal gate]

Aw hell no

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

well

thats a sentence allright

[real aspen]

see a cool tutorial
click watch
it's barely disguised self promotion

mfw

kill yourself

[blazing maple]

The humble indian tech youtuber would never

[copper vapor]

shadow of the colossus

[marsh cargo]

how wwm doing nowadays?

[copper vapor]

kinda good

story is so weird

bosses are cool

events are... weird

extremely weird

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

yea this is 100% a puzzle boss

[marsh cargo]

weird weird or standard asian weird

[teal spade]

Soviet Union in 1986 during Chernobyl Liquidation efforts:
"Bet"

[copper vapor]

both

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry https://fixvx.com/CyberpunkGame/status/2029951305863577762

Cyberpunk 2077 (@CyberpunkGame)

New Cyberpunk 2077 locker content smashing into @Fortnite soon! Stay tuned, chooms. 🦾

QRT: EpicGames
Good morning, Night City! We've got a surprise for you...

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 4:04 PM

[oblique belfry]

what

who else can they add

judy / panam

mantis blades

[proven tundra]

Why is everything in fortnut

[oblique belfry]

omniverse of gaming

[marsh cargo]

someone at cdpr is running out of money because this is the second collab for cp77 in a month

[proven tundra]

Geralt needs a new horse

[sour rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989243918149357570/1032227452883320852/image0-1.gif

[teal spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100180702357618688/1242299173252894760/1162066051694067823-1.gif

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot wake up quasi update is up

[sour rivet]

i want to ffffffffFARM

[blazing maple]

damn ok

I'm gonna chew on some throat orange tablets

[sour rivet]

i said nnnnnnnnnnnnnnOTHING to you

[blazing maple]

You implied implications

[slim magnet]

not at all but you can always see a massive dip in player count in like any game whenever the us goes to sleep

[blazing maple]

I know what you want

[sour rivet]

i want you

[blazing maple]

coughs up blood an wheezes as I'm dragged out of my mr.house crysleep device

[sour rivet]

a slave obeys
smacks you with golf club

[slim magnet]

like you can look at literally any online game's 48h graph and you can see the dip during gringo night

[sour rivet]

i need soda

and to possibly clean my ears later

[blazing maple]

clean yo dang ears

[copper vapor]

saw a dumbass on steam forum saying marathon was dead minutes after it came out
I commented "most people didn't even arrive home from work yet"
and people dogpiled on me

steam forum users don't know the expression "9 to 5"

but either way, the player count didn't go up

muricans are at work right now but this doesn't look great

[arctic flicker]

thats why they're on the steam forums, I barely use it for even answers to questions I have

[marsh cargo]

50k is still pretty good

[copper vapor]

yea

definitely not "arc raiders killer" level of good like some retards were saying

but yea

[marsh cargo]

and wasnt the headline that bf6 lost 80% of the players numbers after week1 ?

[slim magnet]

hey it at least had a bounce back of sorts

highguard didn't bounce back

[copper vapor]

after month 1 I think?

[marsh cargo]

it bounced from overwelmingly negative to mixed

[slim magnet]

but like yeah you need like at least 3 days before judging the chart imho

[proven tundra]

If it gets good word of mouth it'll go up
Instead of people reee'ing dead game dead game like muppets

[copper vapor]

I just want it to fail because Bungie needs to die

[marsh cargo]

its just people hoping it fails because its bungie

[copper vapor]

bingo

[proven tundra]

Did bungie make anthem?

[copper vapor]

that was bioware

[proven tundra]

Ah yes

[copper vapor]

bungie's the dev behind Destiny "we shut down content you pay for" 2

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

[marsh cargo]

yeah and to this day its still unforgivable

it would have been "ok" if they kept the raids

but nooo everything had to go for 4 expansions

[sour rivet]

And the main campaign

Red war i miss you

You had the best opening ive scene

Journey my belovdd

[marsh cargo]

deadass the new player experience for D2 is soo ass

like you login and you are supposed to know soo much about the game and they give you some shit ass 10 min cutscene

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

Youtubers will just say your salty

[copper vapor]

at some point I wanted to play destiny 2 but once they started sunsetting stuff I just lost all interest
don't wanna play a game that's gonna end up being a race against FOMO

[marsh cargo]

they dont do that anymore

but still

[zealous depot]

They also went back on your preorders

[marsh cargo]

older gear is just outdated to new gear

[zealous depot]

The ice fusion rifle and the kill tracker ghost can now be picked up by anyone

[sour rivet]

i got soder

and macaron

[blazing maple]

"what do you mean they removed mercury, what the fuck"

[left mantle]

It's almost time

[untold spear]

people did what on you?

[sour rivet]

somth somth blame the uh

what was the big bads name again

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/imnota-cat-fubuki-gif-18573529

[blazing maple]

vox?

[sour rivet]

no

[blazing maple]

fallen?

[sour rivet]

the main big bad

smokey head

[zealous depot]

I can't even get the exotics from the older dlcs

[blazing maple]

Big greg and the smashy gang

[marsh cargo]

the witness

[sour rivet]

thank you

blame the witness

[zealous depot]

The giant nerd

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/the-witness-destiny2-4

[copper vapor]

blehj

[zealous depot]

Last expansion i bought was the MOOOOOOOOOOOON

[blazing maple]

D2 at launch had no content until vault of glass dropped
D2 has no content cause it all got removed

[sour rivet]

no content

i dont know why

[copper vapor]

I'm gonna play riftbreaker tonight free weekend event

[blazing maple]

go break some rifts champ

I might go make smth to eat

[sour rivet]

do so

i did

[blazing maple]

Ramen, bacon sammich

or maybe

ramen with bacon?

[marsh cargo]

alleged elder god of reality ending power
best it can do is throw glowy orbs at guardians
guys D2 guardians infinity power scale

[sour rivet]

ramen bacon sammich

you are cookin sam

[upbeat verge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/A4iDmkos5wQ?si=pZUw7ZD5UXlCHcPa @copper vapor @real aspen

[left mantle]

And now we wait

[blazing maple]

soggy bread :(

[sour rivet]

fuck

[blazing maple]

day = ruined

[sour rivet]

why must life be cruel

[blazing maple]

wait nvm I thought of haley

I'm ok now

[sour rivet]

i should have asked for bacon for grocerry this week

fuck

damnit

[zealous depot]

[arctic flicker]

go hunt some hogs

[sour rivet]

i dont think theres any nearby

i would say nor do i have a weapon either but my dumbass would probably try to make a spear

make my ancestors proud

https://x.com/Amanseeks/status/2029811930010112449?s=20

the (@Amanseeks)

hrmmm I don’t know which one to sign up for

X · Mar 6, 2026, 6:50 AM

[copper vapor]

where's aperture science and ominent

[sour rivet]

denied me

[wet orchid]

FUCK YOOOOOU WEEEB

[pliant chasm]

out of business

[sour rivet]

shit what even is the best out of these 4

[blazing maple]

Murkoff

[sour rivet]

[zealous depot]

Umbrella

You have a decent chance of NOT DYING

[blazing maple]

clocking into work at Murkoff

[wet orchid]

Weyland-Yutani

[blazing maple]

not really

[zealous depot]

You just need to get rid of your.....morals

[blazing maple]

bioweapons escape all the time

[copper vapor]

only good thing from d2 is that Zavala copypasta voiced by Lance Reddick

[sour rivet]

i mean with the scp foundation

[blazing maple]

and maul tf outta the scientists

[copper vapor]

excuse me?

[real aspen]

it's basically just pvc welding but you might blow up

[copper vapor]

One. Fucking. Guardian.

[sour rivet]

there are different sites

if its site 19

lmao you die

[copper vapor]

has been kicking your collective asses for the past nine years

[left mantle]

Man I miss him

[sour rivet]

anywhere else you may have a chance

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

keith david is voicing zavala now right?

[wet orchid]

Huragoks are friends and it always made me sad when I had to kill one

[copper vapor]

yes

keith's also goated

he'll do good

[wet orchid]

They just wanna fix shit

[sour rivet]

from what i heard hes been a good zavala

[blazing maple]

dude I love Keith

[sour rivet]

its just not the same

[sour rivet]

WE

love keith

[copper vapor]

EVERYONE

[blazing maple]

He was so funny in community

[copper vapor]

loves keith

[sour rivet]

i like how he plays himself in saints row 4

[wet orchid]

What if I don't love Keith?

[sour rivet]

kill them

[copper vapor]

you'll learn to love keith

or you will die

Join. Die! Join. Die!

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/community-elroy-excuse-me-keith-david-say-what-gif-16328800347861067946

[copper vapor]

I'm tryna remember what character he voiced that I really liked

[blazing maple]

okay I'ma go make sammich

but first

https://x.com/cDkyrNtfC8tYesl/status/2029871806983930288

ゾンビモグラ (@cDkyrNtfC8tYesl)

#バイオレクイエム　クリア記念

X · Mar 6, 2026, 10:48 AM

[copper vapor]

there's Spawn in MK11

Admiral Anderson in Mass Effect

Chaos in Dissidia

[sour rivet]

babys

[marsh cargo]

he did really well on his first expac as zavala

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin

[sour rivet]

WE'RE HERE

TO KILL

CHAOS

[upbeat verge]

might , might not
we cant spare the time for such neglible things cmon

[blazing maple]

this guy looks like Jake Resident evil 6 to me

[upbeat verge]

alo sam

[sour rivet]

you ass

now i cant unsee it

[wet orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3t5Ni1RW8s

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-6-jake-muller-qazira-weskers-son-jake-muller-resident-evil-six-gif-11958162303349844511

[copper vapor]

there he is

[blazing maple]

heya

[copper vapor]

also here

[blazing maple]

He's a VET

been around

[sour rivet]

hes also in hazbin hotel

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/MintBlitz/status/2029955514495553746
marathon gameplay

Mint Blitz (@MintBlitz)

Guys its John Marathon Man.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 4:21 PM

[copper vapor]

doesn't play for me

even discord helps me in my bias against bungie

based.

[sour rivet]

im sure the game is fine

buts its bungie

[blazing maple]

use a NORMAL extention smh

[upbeat verge]

:3

[marsh cargo]

whats the normal one then

[sour rivet]

fixvx

or girlcockx

or fixupx

[marsh cargo]

no way that one is real

[sour rivet]

edit the link

[copper vapor]

0:20 the aim assist

[copper vapor]

the clip un0 posted? it is.

[upbeat verge]

I think we need to kill you

[sour rivet]

the bungie special

[marsh cargo]

the extentions

for twitter

[sour rivet]

ill prove it

https://girlcockx.com/them_failure/status/2029927140909531283?s=20

BlueJay, Tianqiao Star of #pinkytwt (@them_failure)

Bad Joke (Walpurgisnacht Limited Edition)

**💬 3 🔁 178 ❤️ 1.5K 👁️ 8.8K **

girlcockx · Mar 6, 2026, 2:28 PM

[proven tundra]

It's the only way

[left mantle]

The situational awareness of a fuckin peanut, which doesn't surprise me

[marsh cargo]

well shit

it is real

[rocky turtle]

new ids is very op

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1123782681147232356/1473381754873315348/RDT_20260217_131245729933363330054927.gif

[sour rivet]

i wanted sinclair :(

my stupid chud son

[rocky turtle]

i got him too

[copper vapor]

oh, yeah it is

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/toothkeeperr/status/2029939471001534612

MiLO (@toothkeeperr)

day 8 trinity
#warframefanart #tennocreate

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 3:17 PM

[rocky turtle]

too bad - 26000 lunacy

[marsh cargo]

ooooh

[sour rivet]

yeah vxtwitter is OLD now

https://fixvx.com/YakuzaFriday/status/2029930491550351832?s=20

Friday Night (@YakuzaFriday)

Friday at last…

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 2:41 PM

[proven tundra]

You're old now

[copper vapor]

I like the little "pac man ghost" vfx when you kill a guy
the pac-man dev should sue

[sour rivet]

i am 😔

[marsh cargo]

i mean
given bungies trackrecord

any artist has to be concenred for being around them

[sour rivet]

apparently they hired/paid/credited the artist they previously stole the designs from

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot quasi update is out alo

[zealous depot]

I already responded to you TWICE

[blazing maple]

She became a creative consultant

[marsh cargo]

sorry we couldnt remove the art we stole from you as its very integral to the game now so lets pay you

[rocky turtle]

10 more

[blazing maple]

oh no they scrubbed it

[proven tundra]

I think the quasi update is out

[blazing maple]

She just stuck around to help them with their new direction

[sour rivet]

anyway

[zealous depot]

Is this for my transgressions

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYfe9caNqfA

heres the best song in the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zYE0YPOd3E honorable mention

[copper vapor]

[copper vapor]

oh wait meant to laugh at this

[marsh cargo]

im glad he didnt go the odonnell route

[copper vapor]

"sorry we got caught, wanna be in the credits?"

consultant

[sour rivet]

literally what the fuck happened with that dude

i think he also dictated how the story went in the original 4 games

so the music meshes well with the cutscenes

and stuff

[marsh cargo]

became a grifter

[sour rivet]

didnt he try running for president

[rocky turtle]

yeap

[sour rivet]

hell yeah new civvie 11 video

[copper vapor]

wtf

[sour rivet]

UNCYCLE ME

[copper vapor]

why the fuck is FFXI booming https://www.gamespot.com/articles/final-fantasy-xi-has-so-many-new-players-that-its-locking-off-one-of-its-biggest-servers/1100-6538586/

[sour rivet]

mfw old mmos are becoming popular again

ddo

ffxi

[marsh cargo]

kinda but he sat the fuck down and he continue to glaze halo 3 and blame women for everything

[sour rivet]

"glaze halo 3"

[copper vapor]

which odonnell

[marsh cargo]

halo 3 has its time in the sun now
and being honest
its not better than 2

[marsh cargo]

martin

the composer of the og halo ost

[sour rivet]

alongside micheal

who moved on to destiny for a good while

i dont think hes on it anymore

[copper vapor]

I'm legit surprised ffxi is booming like this

get fucked yoship

[sour rivet]

i heard this play in Uncle Xur's gamemode and i spent a while trying to find it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkTVqMGREMU @oblique belfry

did you already see this

[oblique belfry]

yes

did

[sour rivet]

damn

[oblique belfry]

and even pinged you for it iirc

[sour rivet]

no

[oblique belfry]

saying shattering circle and event horizon are 2 mins and 1 min

[sour rivet]

last ping i got from you was gorillaz shop

if you sent it around the time the vid released i do not remember

[proven tundra]

Just use your discord inbox

[sour rivet]

i did

[proven tundra]

Which is a perfectly working gesture

*feature

With no bugs at all

[sour rivet]

im not scrolling several days worth of pings and replies

[marsh cargo]

more orc weebs
thank you todd

[oblique belfry]

imagine using inbox when search bar exists

smh

[sour rivet]

eso content in skyrim

honestly a good idea?
one small issue
paid mod

https://youtu.be/M51sYnH96bA?si=Y-5TqYJckNYuj0fB

[zealous depot]

Fair

[zealous depot]

Skyrim

[vernal vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1055158615280996362/petal_20221220_171734.mp4?ex=69aba849&is=69aa56c9&hm=390d72ea739674cad33cf2f5122378b86d067a3137582708c04b0426ce0d1998&

[oblique belfry]

buh

[sour rivet]

this game never coming out

[oblique belfry]

"the sky is still blue" ahh

[frank hearth]

[real aspen]

ermrmmmmmm sky is colorless 🤓

[sour rivet]

the world looks white

[frank hearth]

Also Doge imagine we get a smasher skin for the colab

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

bald

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/itqk3iDuL_k

ignore the misinformation at the top, enjoy 90s anime with molchat doma

[left mantle]

https://tenor.com/gkRRHkiRg2d.gif

2927 in queue

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

Hour thirty remains

[left mantle]

Can't wait to go try to run it as fast as I practiced, only to get sidetracked by the new league mechanic

[frank hearth]

the league starter classic

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/family-guy-piece-of-candy

[left mantle]

There's gonna be a 5 link somewhere

[frank hearth]

it could always drop the first div of the run aswell

[copper vapor]

@sour rivet dunno how true or accurate this is but holy shit

[left mantle]

Honestly with how much you can juice T16s now, and they effectively doubled currency drops i'll still blitz to maps instead

[copper vapor]

24 year old game with more players than [insert game you hate here]

[left mantle]

But i've got a pizza cooking, gonna snack on it before league launch and just get crackin

[copper vapor]

hmmm pizzer

do y'all eat pizza the "intended way" or do you use a fork and knife/slicer

[proven tundra]

Depends

There's one specific chain around here that I will use knife and fork

Everyone else I eat normally

[copper vapor]

I saw a youtube clip the other day of some movie or tv show

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry @left mantle https://fixvx.com/OWCavalry/status/2029974137188323402

Overwatch Cavalry (@OWCavalry)

Earn Double XP in #Overwatch 🎁

To celebrate a successful season, Blizzard is granting Double Match XP EVERY WEEKEND in March!

🗓️ The First XP Boost will likely go live today.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 5:35 PM

[oblique belfry]

hm

[copper vapor]

the chef taught a guy to eat it by folding it onto itself so it ends up like a sandwich

I have no idea if that's the OG intended way or not

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

Yeah 0 chance that happens this weekend m8

[frank hearth]

figured as much

[left mantle]

Maybe next weekend, depends on how it goes for me

[left mantle]

POV: Calzone

[copper vapor]

Lizard absolutely knew what they were doing when they designed Domina, huh

[frank hearth]

and her voice lines aswell

[copper vapor]

wtf they had to censor "doxxed"

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/HaloBoxStudios/status/2029928394993934809

HaloBoxStudios (@HaloBoxStudios)

Friendly piece of advice:
Don't honk the hauler horn.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 2:33 PM

[sour rivet]

you're posting a lot of marathon stuff

[blazing maple]

Escape will make me god

[sour rivet]

incorrect

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HCvF2HIa8AAexUf?format=jpg&name=900x900

@oblique belfry

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-bait-fishing-thats-bait-time-to-go-fishing-dark-souls-gif-12687109592345272249

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple the cat returns

[copper vapor]

why is it all console pleb footage tho

[sour rivet]

what if its just people using controller on pc

[copper vapor]

who the fuck does that

also uh

this reminds me of people using raider flares to bait the vultures

[copper vapor]

you'll just get your consciousness uploaded into a usb stick just like that cyberpunk 2077 ending

[blazing maple]

free

[blazing maple]

freakin sweet lois

[sour rivet]

oh waity

my stardew clips

[blazing maple]

That reminds of the time I was downloaded into an AI chatbot data server and just responded to all enquires with "Kill yourself" nyehehehehe

[sour rivet]

@blazing maple

[copper vapor]

ivan

[blazing maple]

I was excited

also I stand by my Leah statement

No tomato for her

[sour rivet]

evil

[blazing maple]

say that again

[sour rivet]

i

i dont want to

[blazing maple]

that's it

[sour rivet]

goodbye chat

[copper vapor]

why you mistreating leah like that

interesting how SV had zero characters I disliked

even the plastic barbie girl was interesting and cool

Haley dearest

[brittle karma]

crispy

[copper vapor]

that's a big sneak attack multiplier

[marsh cargo]

https://fixvx.com/SuperSisi/status/2029659464496787776

SuperSisi (@SuperSisi)

Everyone: Elden Ring is too hard

Random Japanese player: Hold my beer

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 5, 2026, 8:45 PM

[copper vapor]

LMAO

get insect glaived

... that is an insect glaive, right?

[marsh cargo]

idk i didnt play the dlc

[left mantle]

You seen the mod that's just Vergil's moveset from DMC5?

I downloaded that for shits an giggles

It's surprisingly not as busted as it could've been

[copper vapor]

you mean shadow of the erdtree?
I thought that's just a modded insect glaive moveset from Monster Hunter or something

[quiet abyss]

mfw fatshart decides that 4 million flame bombs is a good idea

and then they send easily upwards of 14 armored ragers every wave

absolute shitema

[left mantle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqpxVZSk8zc

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot quasimorph time

[brittle karma]

i love roasting the thalmor

[left mantle]

from datamine

https://tenor.com/bmUSy.gif

[untold spear]

lol

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[untold spear]

the slop was actually insane this time

[timid hollow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbRJv50EThQ&t=2283s

those games were a vibe

that one gba mission kinda haunts me to this day

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot first mission

wtf

8 mines bruh

[sour rivet]

i need to kill this lady

[left mantle]

Man you found the redditor

[upbeat verge]

ok so I think I'm at the end of tomb raider 2013

and man

this game was surprisingly boring
@copper vapor

IT WAS GOOD but not as good as I expected

[arctic flicker]

make some jam

[sour rivet]

she sold thenm

this is the sold screen

[arctic flicker]

make her into jam

[pliant chasm]

first game as defect
wins

[upbeat verge]

fk is this big man

[pliant chasm]

slay the spire 2

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

big man ting

[marsh cargo]

quasi update?

[pliant chasm]

seen broda

[upbeat verge]

rich , millionare

[pliant chasm]

spent most of it before the fight

[rocky turtle]

yeap

[sick trail]

We're back in it, lads

[thick plover]

FIVE FUCKING LOSS STREAK

I HATE MY CHUD LIFE

[rocky turtle]

oof

[arctic flicker]

hit

[copper vapor]

[upbeat verge]

yay gg

did 100% of tr2013

what a snooze fest

[left mantle]

5 minutes

https://tenor.com/bbDry0HI88Y.gif

[real aspen]

to what

[green granite]

Low cortisol

[timber oxide]

Beer with cola

Yum

Tastes better with non-alcoholic beer cause it makes it taste less shit

[runic condor]

how is the game?

[timber oxide]

With a regular one it's kind of a downgrade but still yum

[untold spear]

taiga?

https://tenor.com/view/toradora-taiga-taiga-aisaka-aisaka-taiga-can-gif-1103420401194485193

[rocky turtle]

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Skylan_s/status/2029942645393608777?s=20

Skylan (@Skylan_s)

Dante: "Did i ever took gregor's identity off before this? ..I'm sure he's fine"
Gregor in the limbus company HQ ward:

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 6, 2026, 3:30 PM

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

[zealous depot]

Never played ace

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ace-combat-arsenal-bird

2019 tech

[pastel wave]

dies

[runic condor]

https://tenor.com/view/gary-b2-gif-5127904881133627860

[marsh cargo]

https://klipy.com/gifs/matias-torres-captain-torres

[upbeat verge]

yay

took me a total fo 16 hours to 100%

[wet orchid]

What the heck is wrong with those seagulls

[upbeat verge]

oh

HAHAHA

[arctic flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/seagull-failarmy-tilt-head-back-lower-head-angry-gif-17888078

[upbeat verge]

idk man the game is from 2013

I think you can literally complete the game in 1 day if u dont go for 100% and play on easy

this has to be one of the shortest games I've played

will the other 2 games be just as short and lackluster?

[brittle karma]

this should be fun

[upbeat verge]

I'm contemplating if I should play them even if theyre gonna be like this

[upbeat verge]

only 135 dmg

[runic condor]

"nice, they only have a dagger to defend themselves"
the dagger in question:

[upbeat verge]

You can tell these are modded enchants cuz its just a random bullshit

[brittle karma]

Vanilla enchants are boring as shit

[runic condor]

true

[upbeat verge]

both are

[runic condor]

the only fun one is the one you find on the champion's cudgel

[upbeat verge]

chaos dmg

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/stranger-of-paradise-final-fantasy-origin

[upbeat verge]

it actually gets buffed from augmented flames frost and fire which is a cool thing

[runic condor]

ye

put them on a stalhrim weapon as well and you're gucci

[upbeat verge]

that to

too*

[brittle karma]

I'll take modded enchants any day compared to glitched high % enchants ngl

[upbeat verge]

glitch ❌
oversight ✅

a glitch is by definition more severe than the % dmg of the chaos enchant using the 3 schools of magic for their dmg

[copper vapor]

man I forgot how fucking OP Ryu is in NG4

Yakumo perfect dodge = jump out of the way like a little bitch

Ryu perfect dodge = teleport behind enemy with a sonic boom

[brittle karma]

please walk faster

[upbeat verge]

I googled ng4 and got this

fascinating that this can teleport behind u

[copper vapor]

https://forums.fatsharkgames.com/t/dev-blog-ogryn-pack-master/119112

[arctic flicker]

armored pox hound, oh noes

[upbeat verge]

how is gta legacy 119GB but gta enhanced is 90 or so

????????????

[brittle karma]

Optimization

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

enhanced = optimized, debloated

[upbeat verge]

ah

[arctic flicker]

why darktide got no plasma pistol yet

[upbeat verge]

fair enough

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doin-dobby-rather-mundane-when-i-see-the-dog-holding-back-gif-21970815

[wet orchid]

I am the prettiest princess, and with that I'm done with DS2 for now. Onwards to DS3.

Going pyromancer this time around as I was an Int build in DS1, Hexer in DS2

[upbeat verge]

no massive bonk sword?

[wet orchid]

Probably going to do a pure faith build for Elden Ring to switch things up

[upbeat verge]

holy gae

literally

[wet orchid]

I've already done multiple unga bunga playthroughs

And a marathon only using the baemore

[upbeat verge]

bro about to do pope francis build

[copper vapor]

yea she looks 100% done with all of drangleic's bullshit

[copper vapor]

I wanna do that when I play ER

I played demon's souls with the cleric starting class but I barely used any miracles
then DSR with Ornstein's pikachu spear (also scaled with faith)

[wet orchid]

Erdsteel Dagger is apparently really good for pure faith because its scaling double dips when attuned to Flame Art or Holy

[onyx vigil]

Sup

[copper vapor]

still considering wtf I'm gonna do when I replay dark souls 2 eventually

[timid hollow]

greatsword enjoyer

[copper vapor]

I did quality build with Sun Sword originally

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[wet orchid]

Alonne kicked my ass on first attempt and then I locked the fuck in and beat him second attempt and only got hit once or twice

[copper vapor]

does ds2 still have the worst hitboxes in the history of videogames

[wet orchid]

Eh, Alonne's hitboxes felt pretty fair. Fume Knight's, on the other hand, were sheer bullshit sometimes

[copper vapor]

fume knight's worst part was the lightning sound playing at 50x volume back in the day

[onyx vigil]

I am still wondering what the fuck I am going to do because of recent events in my life tbh

[copper vapor]

you die irl from the hearing shock

[onyx vigil]

lol

[wet orchid]

Consider arson

It's what I'm gonna do in DS3 since pyromancy is fucking busted in 3 outside of super fire resistant bosses.

And that's where you bust out the spicy black fire.

[copper vapor]

metagaming 🤮

I liked how pyromancy was great in dark souls early game

[wet orchid]

Literally any magic build trivializes DS3

[copper vapor]

also there was a funny old meme

[wet orchid]

The only "fair" way to play Dark Souls is pure melee and I've already done that

[upbeat verge]

so I guess we're moving on with rise of the cock raider

[wet orchid]

This magic marathon is for shits and giggles

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UdcKGWmZMs

[upbeat verge]

I'm REAAALLLY hoping it will have a bit more depth to it or something

[copper vapor]

old testament terminal montage

was somethin else

[marsh cargo]

i love the argument of ppl take the "only way to play ER" and then miyasaki saying yeah i use mimick and summons

[copper vapor]

he had to reupload the video and censor Quelaag's boobs lmao

[wet orchid]

Reminds me of the videos of people cheesing the fuck out of PCR with ironjar aromatic

Return to full Havel/Iron Flesh

[copper vapor]

immovable object gameplay

it's too bad they nerf this shit

let people have fun dammit

[upbeat verge]

from soft games players when you play the game and use mechanics and items made to be used within said game

[wet orchid]

Also it sucks that it's a perfume so you have to farm materials for it constantly

I don't wanna kill the jars, man! The jars are friends.

[marsh cargo]

the fromsoft playerbase has only 1 play style and is just use greatsword on everything

[copper vapor]

ppl crashing out at me because I engaged with Nioh 3's gameplay mechanics instead of play it like a Sekiro clone

[upbeat verge]

could you imagine if CS players complained if you try to shoot the enemy team