╟❓general-offtopic

[green granite]

😔

[timber oxide]

Divide it by 4, you'd get a rough estimate in usd

[frail leaf]

💱 110 PLN (Polish Zloty) :flag_pl: is equal to 29.87 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[green granite]

The fuck

30 USD for a pack of 50 round 556?

Man I need to visit Poland

[timber oxide]

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/shitpost_2077/status/2029149866689958296

Shitpost 2077 (@shitpost_2077)

https://t.co/G5dQsqF3cX

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

[little depot]

Me

[timber oxide]

The demand for ammo is lower I suppose so maybe that's why the prices are lower as well, we also produce our own

[zealous depot]

[opal star]

🤨

[green granite]

Holy sex

[timber oxide]

I'd say I need to visit the US now, but nothing will make me go to that hellhole

[sour rivet]

she wants this to happen to me

[timber oxide]

I'd rather go to Australia

Oh wait you can't even own an airsoft in Australia

[opal star]

Where are you even looking at, lol.

[timber oxide]

Nevermind I'm staying in Poland

[sour rivet]

pro tip

everywhere sucks

live in space

[timber oxide]

Poland is cool

Poland can't into space, birb

[green granite]

Damn

[sour rivet]

how would you know

[green granite]

I need to shop 556

Lemme see how much it is

[timber oxide]

Last time I jumped I fell back to the ground therefore I can't into space

[green granite]

Damn

4 extra dollar per box

Man I wanna hang myself

[sour rivet]

have you tried jumping twice in a row?

[zealous depot]

[timber oxide]

You son of a bi-

[timber oxide]

There are like no frames

Dude is just gone

[green granite]

If Doge had listened to me and came living here in Racoon City

His life wouldnt be as bad as now

Smh

[sour rivet]

bee is just like that

[green granite]

Wait

[zealous depot]

Okay John wick

[green granite]

What gun is it as a base

[zealous depot]

Calm down

[opal star]

New uspsa rig.

[green granite]

Man

I keep telling myself I need a good shooter belt setup

But I dont even have money to get one

Still have to use surplus

[opal star]

Worth the drive.

[green granite]

Borka Fat

[opal star]

He's dead.

[zealous depot]

Gone

Reduced to atoms

[blazing maple]

sea of thieves

[sour rivet]

that skyrim quest

the brine

shes going to throw me into the dragons dogma brine

[solid vine]

Space Zomboid is gonna be sick af

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3582810/Dandelion_Void/

Steam

Dandelion Void

A civilization in a bottle, the starship Pergola carried everything its crew would need for a generations-long voyage. Living quarters, hospitals, libraries, reactors, farms, chapels, factories, and so much more… all gone to seed.

• Cut through jungle corridors in search of crafting supplies, exotic weapons, and rare decorations.
• …

Release Date

To be announced

[raven swan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8oD2JThnHo a measured and level headed video? in this economy?

i've been pavlov'd into thinking every single review is either ragebait or pure unadulterated glaze that i have a visceral reaction every time a review video comes up in my feed

[zealous depot]

Hope they'll add coop at some point

Been waiting on that game

[solid vine]

Looks like they have Online Co-op in the tags, so I'm hopeful they will

The modding scene will go insane on it for sure. I'm already hoping someone makes a Fallout mod really fast lmao

[zealous depot]

See if they can speedrun a completed game faster than a game studio (zomboid)

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-15583178749253214866

Me when i see people thinking Marathon is the new Extraction Shooter killer

[raven swan]

its definiteliy not for sure

[frozen void]

nah i feel the honeymoon phase will end soon and it will plummet

and its not even out yet

oh today it comes out

[raven swan]

prepare for the customary day 1 review bomb

[solid vine]

The highest praise I've heard about it is that it's okay

Which is really sad

[raven swan]

[frozen void]

and that is fine for the game but not fine for Bungie that tripled down and invested a lot of money into it , it might not be enough for them to keep the game going

cause the trend today is , if the game doesnt immediately get super duper success you abandon it

[raven swan]

also remember that "a fine game" is not the same as "concord 2" that shit was irredeemable

[atomic epoch]

Life support and it wasnt even born yet

[raven swan]

if sony gave bungie a runway for post launch support then who knows, marathon might yet live

unlike tencent that pulled funding from highguard within a week

[frozen void]

Marathon will prob have it's niche of playerbase , but it will prob be under the expectations of Bungie which is prob soem ridiculolus number

For me it doesnt look like a game i would put 10k hours in

prob not even 1000

[raven swan]

oh yeah that's def true, i'm waiting to see if sony will give it some time and see if it can "build up" a playerbase rather than "awe on launch and retain"

[zealous depot]

It'll be another game similar to tarkov

Their own special breed of werid playerbase

[raven swan]

because if they turn marathon into a concord 3, they will effectively be admitting that their billions into bungie was a mistake, and shareholders don't like mistakes

[solid vine]

Stares at Highguard
Tbf I knew Highguard would bomb the moment I noticed a skin cost too much for the smaller currency bundles and forced you to buy the $30 one

Which sucked cause the idea of the game was cool

[zealous depot]

It'll be great watching marathon burn out

Only because bungie is dumb

[frozen void]

A skin nobody wanted either

you can make the skin 5 bucks nobody liked the characters or skins in that game

[raven swan]

nah that's just the games that are funded by venture capital, acutal indie games and AA games still get time to develop and do post launch support

[zealous depot]

Bungie is the king of

The dlcs you paid for are able to be removed by us and you'll get nothing

[frozen void]

ye let them fail imo time to clense the ground a bit

too much shit over the years , let them fail

[raven swan]

the most generic ass chatgpt sci-fi fantasy ass characters dude, it was so bad

[raven swan]

[frozen void]

AAA companies need a reality check , best time to do it is with their wallet

let them lose money

look at Ubislop , they are remaking the old AC games cause the new ones are sub par and some downright shit

they are remaking AC 4

[zealous depot]

Destiny 2 so far

Has had the entire main campaign get removed

The first two dlcs are gone, along with their loot, and the first expansion

[frozen void]

god bless

finally some good fucking game

[blazing maple]

bungie: "we promise to stop sunsetting content"

[raven swan]

d2 is so fucking sad man

[blazing maple]

bloons 6 now has more players than destriny 2 rn

[raven swan]

they're using the bloons money to make the sas sequel

[solid vine]

Fr
I think there was like, one character that I thought was neat, didn't touch anybody else lmao

[raven swan]

the next fest demo was rough but the core systems were all good

[frozen void]

youi knew it was over for Highguard when they fired 80% of staff after 2 weeks

Geoff

[raven swan]

yeah tencent straight up said "its a wrap"

[sour rivet]

so far they did
if you dont count all the story content in the battle passes

[raven swan]

d2 tried to adopt the mobile live service game model but didn't realise that it works strictly because they're fucking tiny

and often 2d

so all the content people pay for STAYS in the game for DECADES

this Luke stephens guy on youtube said it best i think, during the covid boom these venture capital companies made bets thinking the boom will continue for live service games but now that covid is over its fucking crashing and burning

and we're getting concord after concord

also "from the studio that made -" marketing bullshit is such a scam

[raven swan]

good, she should stay that far

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133298308874502186/1241423421607383132/da73dcb615120786.gif

[little depot]

are you not allowed 60 feet near children?

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/phonk-russian-badger-russian-badger-phonk-meme-based-gif-1151806001734917784

[blazing maple]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HCmi_juXcAArbWj?format=jpg&name=medium

dead game

[sour rivet]

i just slid under a grab attack

we stylin in this dogma

[verbal gate]

Just saw the new Lanterns commercial, it's gonna be Surfing Dracula I swear lmao

[left mantle]

69 being the 24 hour peak is

[sour rivet]

oh

fuckin

took 2 years for this...

[blazing maple]

You're not a real fan

you're a tourist

[sour rivet]

march 6th 2026

stardew valley incident

[zealous depot]

alright nerds

if you need me

i will be dead until i lock

[sour rivet]

why is she here

grok

grok why is the sphinx outside her designated arena

[halcyon fossil]

please ryoshu

THIRD MEURSAULT FUCK

[real aspen]

eat her

[sour rivet]

mf will say "eat it" to everything

[real aspen]

only the rich say no to free food

and we must eat the rich

[left mantle]

3mg botulinum

So

Wanna talk about it cup?

[frozen void]

Marathon guns also look like shit

[left mantle]

They look exactly hhow i'd image cheap as shit printed weapons would look

Which is kinda the point

[sour rivet]

well

i walked up to the sphinx

and got insta killed

mmmummy

[little depot]

chew on his waist like bubble gum

[real aspen]

hot

[brittle karma]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3321460/Crimson_Desert/ hmm

Steam

Crimson Desert

A devastating ambush in the deep of night by their sworn enemies the Black Bears leaves members of the Greymanes dead or scattered across the continent. Kliff – having lost his Greymane comrades, his family in all but name – is determined to reunite with the survivors, rebuild the fallen Greymanes, and reclaim what was lost. But on a journey…

Price

$69.99

Release Date

Mar 19, 2026

[blazing maple]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-game-marathon-rook-gun-crazy-gif-4726980258588178775

[frozen void]

Yes , i want to play a video game where i use fake looking guns

[blazing maple]

All guns are fake

[left mantle]

It's just not your aesthetic

But it fits the narrative idea to a T

[blazing maple]

Having a regular ass gun in marathon would be scary

like what da polar bear doing in arlington texas

What da m1911 doing in tau ceti V

[left mantle]

"Why would I equip my disposable robot with something that actually costs money"

I'd have to pay shipping to Tau Ceti

[ashen iris]

Ah yes
Let's complain about weapon design in a game that originates from this

Look at this shit

How many barrels you want?

I'm pretty sure this gun has two separate firing systems, one fed by a front mag, one fed by a bulpup mag

[green granite]

What the GTAV is this propaganda 😭

[uneven sapphire]

[real aspen]

https://tenor.com/t50hq2jpjCa.gif

[pallid sapphire]

Goid game

[chrome ginkgo]

Wait...I know her

[pallid sapphire]

[verbal gate]

Bus ride home is taking so long due to traffic, some guy climbed the top of the train station and they still haven't got his ass off of there

Fucking 2.5 hr travel time lmao

[untold spear]

u traveling every day now?

[verbal gate]

No, it's just the time itll take me to go home lmao

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/UltimaShadowX/status/2029197745345409152

Ultima (@UltimaShadowX)

Geoff Keighley issued a statement to IGN regarding “Highguard” shutting down:

“This is one of the darkest moments in the history of gaming and for myself as well. The Game Awards might be cancelled as it’s clear to me you all couldn’t appreciate the true genius of “Highguard”.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 4, 2026, 2:10 PM

[restive bear]

Geslop Keighslop, the defender of hero shooterslop

[real aspen]

is that us?

[thick plover]

https://vxtwitter.com/KIRNEILL/status/2029293363267334481?s=20

KIRNEILL (@KIRNEILL)

Windows 11 is sending your gameplay data to Microsoft in real time.

It's called "Connected User Experiences and Telemetry" and it uses your CPU WHILE you game stealing FPS and resources from your game.

Services.msc → find "Connected User Experiences and Telemetry" → Disable

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 4, 2026, 8:30 PM

Bro

LEAVE MY PC ALONEEEE

[raven swan]

https://youtu.be/uysbzFmZto4 the aether update was so good that they made aether 2

[raven swan]

Everyday i get news that makes me happy I'm on the windows IoT build

I'll switch to Linux for good any month now

[green granite]

https://youtu.be/L0i4huDq3tk?si=H7A2hMpZgRAYp-wT

[thick plover]

I want to but I don't want to learn set it up with all the annoying ass commands and shit

[umbral sluice]

look at this haha

[thick plover]

Unholy amalgamation

[umbral sluice]

man some are just so fucking cool

I really need to start playing infinite fusion

[raven swan]

With stuff like bazzite and steam os it's more or less plug and play (only as long as someone else has already ironed out the kinks )

[umbral sluice]

But well between GAMMA and Xenoblade 3 (30h in, still Chapter 3 lol) I don't have time

[timid hollow]

[pallid sapphire]

!topic

I cant Topic Grok in Offtopic

Anyway Xenoblade 3 is great

And i see you found the pokemon rogue like

[solid sundial]

@umbral sluice

NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS

General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.

inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope

(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)

[pallid sapphire]

Bot slow

Pokemon fusion too

@teal spade https://youtu.be/Hv6RbEOlqRo?is=yfqShp4t0msm0iQ1

[restive bear]

I'm freelancing it

[thick plover]

Theres no steamos for pc yet I am waiting for it though

[timid hollow]

Googled 2 minutes, you can download a Image of steamos directly from steam

Its mostly optimized for handheld Parts but doesnt seem to be worse in terms of gaming compared to windows

Factchecks by gexrdy

Stay tuned

[uneven sapphire]

Today I learned that hyenas mooo

[proven tundra]

Good morning chatters

[ashen iris]

Hmm

[proven tundra]

[restive bear]

Making the house colder at 360 fps

[uneven sapphire]

[real aspen]

https://youtu.be/MmR400fNtfk?si=MsqGHhj9OlEahAqi

zip22 but good

[raven swan]

thank you gex man

what would we ever do without you

also what the fuck discord

chat do i do it?

i have the first game on e🅱️ic from when they gave it for free

[proven tundra]

If you like that sort of thing I don't see why not

[proven tundra]

What a silly little gun

[raven swan]

actually i wont, its only the base game and the dlc isn't on that good of a sale

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

it feels bad just owning just the base game when its so fucking ancient

[timid hollow]

game hella boring

i tried to like it but bullet sponge enemies dont work in such a game

it just feels goofy to hit a human dude with 2 ar magazines and he still stands

[raven swan]

[chrome ginkgo]

I am just

7k points

off Infinite Gun Ammo

I have 4 more challenges left

6 if you count needing to buy all models and concept art and view them

[left mantle]

[timid hollow]

@oblique belfry @celest plank

im a bit too bored

[real aspen]

I love the smell of heavy machinery

[timid hollow]

sometimes i miss the smell of oil

[thick plover]

egroll

[proven tundra]

[brittle karma]

I love lucky star, peak sol

[thick plover]

Dear sir
You are schizophrenic
Regards, Doctor

[teal spade]

@timid hollow @real aspen @left mantle @quiet abyss forgot to ping you in the og message, but I got some new art for my Kobold if you guys wanna see
#╟❓general-offtopic message

[timid hollow]

woah

[teal spade]

in a few days I'll probably remember some more people I should have pinged

[timid hollow]

gw2 thief

[teal spade]

[real aspen]

Stupid fucking minimalist lamps

I hope they explode and die

[thick plover]

I love ubislop servers

failed to connect to a for honor match that took me 2 minutes to find

[teal spade]

[latent hazel]

COD minigun feels like complete ass

[latent hazel]

they feel like japanese machine gun turrets in cod waw

you know which minigun feels great?

Serious Sam 3

[timid hollow]

only played tfe/tse

[thick plover]

the stats looking fire

[timid hollow]

and the original serious sam 2 but that was

something

maybe i can convince some friends for 3 one day

[latent hazel]

serious sam 2 also had an awesome minigun

[timid hollow]

did you finish menace ea content?

[thick plover]

nay

ive gotten quite hooked on playing fh

game fun

[teal spade]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xbox-game-xbox-series-x-s-4xHu3fKIsO3L724zEG

[thick plover]

as a man who has ubislop will go bankrupt on his 2026 bingo card
ive contributed 2 whole dollars to the opposite path

[proven tundra]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1450900/Desynced/

This looks cool

Steam

Desynced

When your ship becomes damaged, you must send drones to the surface of an unknown planet to build the facilities necessary for repairs. Guided by ELAIN, your onboard AI, you will build, automate, survive, and thrive. But is there more to learn from this mysterious world?

Desynced is an automation game without belts. Drones connected to your lo…

Price

$17.99

Recommendations

1376

But I hate programming lol

[thick plover]

it haveth demo

[proven tundra]

it does

[teal spade]

I preferer to call them Goobisoft, because they can't make anything solid

[proven tundra]

but the big draw is programmable bots/buildings

[thick plover]

you should try it, it totally won't spiral into a 300 hour addiction yas

[proven tundra]

which I don't particularly like

[thick plover]

[proven tundra]

I'm too smol brained

[thick plover]

TBF their new approach to r6 development

[timid hollow]

if its the typical you have prewritten nodes and you just order and connect them it could be fun

if its actually coding

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[thick plover]

now they just need to make juren not have a insta grab on for honor so I don't have a reason to rage quit

[teal spade]

IF, stand still;
THEN, move to enemy base;
IF, enemy in range;
THEN, shoot;
end.

[proven tundra]

[thick plover]

TEN, shoot

[teal spade]

I just woke up...

[thick plover]

when you matching for a mode with medium activity

and it takes 5 fucking minutes

no game still

fuck it I boot up menace

[timid hollow]

i want to play menace but doesnt feel motivating because done

[frail leaf]

🎲 3

-# 1d3

🎲 8

-# 1d31

[teal spade]

@proven tundra your luck sucks

[proven tundra]

?

I needed a random number lol

[teal spade]

you got an 8 from a d31

[proven tundra]

[timber oxide]

Grim not caring for the context yet again

[proven tundra]

higher is also bad in this case, because then I'd have to play an underwater nation

[thick plover]

@timid hollow my move and shoot smg squad just got this

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-if-you-can-hear-us-save-us-save-us-lord-save-us-god-floptok-gif-8118611758178273971

[thick plover]

Type of shit you would see on eune servers

[frail leaf]

🎲 3

-# 1d40

[real aspen]

Cock

Rigged bot

I literally just found a penny on the ground smh

[frail leaf]

🎲 78

-# d100 ➡️ 1d100

[blazing maple]

Hello chat

My throat sore

So i sit here and go "owie"

[proven tundra]

[proven tundra]

[hexed stag]

Snotty ahh nose

[proven tundra]

Mooooooo

[real aspen]

🇬🇹

Is Guatamala friends with us or what

[proven tundra]

Are there that many Guatemalans in Georgia

[pliant chasm]

some of the end quest images are funny

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/falloutmeal/status/2013388925679632574

fallout new vegas meal (@falloutmeal)

X · Jan 19, 2026, 11:11 PM

[untold spear]

there's some weird promo that obsidian did with new vegas

i don't remember what it was

but it was some celeb thing

pretty funny

[thick plover]

there was a weird promo
i forgot the weird part

then it wasnt weird enough

[untold spear]

it was not related to the gaming industry, that's what it makes it weird

just some random promo

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVfB-LBdWdM

[arctic flicker]

Ooo new menace patch

[thick plover]

guess who plays tech

[untold spear]

https://www.reddit.com/r/whennews/comments/1rleutf/there_is_no_good_reason_for_a_game_to_need_this/

@copper vapor

thoughts?

[timid hollow]

0.o

[pallid sapphire]

Thats peak

[pallid sapphire]

Looks good

[timid hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/grr-grrr-grrrr-grrrrr-grrrrrr-gif-11468024821216396093

[pallid sapphire]

Grrrr törken @oblique belfry

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-representing-boy-muscle-flag-gif-16893530

[arctic flicker]

Soon™

[pliant meteor]

https://fxtwitter.com/miragemunny/status/2028925274507935843

𝖒𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊 (@miragemunny)

> my sword and shield
︀︀> 我的刀盾
︀︀> wǒ de dāo dùn
︀︀> what the dog doin’?

**💬 65 🔁 1.5K ❤️ 10.4K 👁️ 566.5K **

FxTwitter · Mar 3, 2026, 8:07 PM

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/sonwooang/status/2029574124977406266 @oblique belfry

sonwooang (@sonwooang)

MID❤️JUNGLE

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 5, 2026, 3:05 PM

[latent hazel]

what

[copper vapor]

where's the news article

oh found it https://timothymeadows.com/arc-raiders-discord-sdk-data-exposure/

my discord.log file doesn't have any such thing

must be because I disabled discord "rich presence" or whatever the fuck it's called

I don't even let discord show the game I'm playing under my status

so I'm safe?

[real aspen]

me using browser discord

[timid hollow]

probably

[real aspen]

lol

[timid hollow]

it doesnt need a token then

[copper vapor]

yea fuck it. couldn't care less. Thinking you have any privacy on the internet is pepega delulu behavior in the first place

[timid hollow]

its kinda crazy but i guess this will be changed and thats it

[copper vapor]

or not

again no such thing in my discord.log file

bearer-seek-seek-lest

so all you gotta do is not let discord show game status and disable 'rich presence' or whatever and the problem disappears

[timid hollow]

boneyard

[copper vapor]

I don't see any bones

[timid hollow]

scamyard

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsVj3lHDPjQ

fuck yeah

finally

[raven swan]

Chat I have cooked

Yes a vegetable fried this rice

Vegetable fried rice

[raven swan]

Sure man take a bite

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/man-running-out-of-restaurant-man-eating-1

[brittle karma]

[raven swan]

This long grain rice is pretty awesome

The usual short grain we eat is pretty bad in fried rice

[copper vapor]

@untold spear "sorry we got caught"

[untold spear]

i think they had these at the table in resident evil 7

[real aspen]

worms

yummers

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/worms-revolution-game-7

[proven tundra]

[raven swan]

shit my side gig was exposed

yes chat, i was the chef in RE7

[restive bear]

What the fuck were those two guys doing

[restive bear]

Thankfully I don't play that overhyped game

[timber oxide]

"Privacy on the internet"
Your internet provider literally knows everything you do

[restive bear]

Y'all think they made a deal with Easy Anti-Cheat to have made this?

[copper vapor]

what does EAC have to do with Discord lmao

[restive bear]

Idk

Corpos doing deals

[timid hollow]

calm down johnny

i cleaned pc

[timid hollow]

so much dust i thought my pc was in new vegas as well

[cunning bronze]

[copper vapor]

omega slut armor

I see you

[cunning bronze]

omega peak* armor

mbo

you didnt see the photoshoot i uploaded here have you

[copper vapor]

I saw an ass pic some days ago

[cunning bronze]

welp

[glad elbow]

I've been trying to find the name of this novel about what I think I remember as a soldier; walking back home after a nuclear war/holocaust. I haven't been able to find any results in my search so I'm trying to ask around and see if anyone knows what I'm talking about.

[cunning bronze]

@copper vapor

[cunning bronze]

thats vague

need more details

old novel, modern

[glad elbow]

I think it's modern

The cover was a black printed city over a white background if I remember correctly

I only remember it from a short reel and I've been trying to find it ever since

[copper vapor]

ofc I'm not gonna see stuff you post at 4am

also

[real aspen]

Godfrey at home

[cunning bronze]

sorry bro

[cunning bronze]

hey

rude

https://tenor.com/view/lol-penguin-slap-fall-asshole-gif-10136087

[runic condor]

👀

[copper vapor]

would be interesting to see male characters with the Omega-F armor tho

I'm sure the FFXIV players would be very angry at this being possible in Wilds but not in their own game

[rough viper]

Just got a VR headset not too long ago and need some game suggestions (I already have both Into the Radius 1 and 2)

I want the metro game I dont have it yet...

[copper vapor]

HL Alyx

[rough viper]

Already plan to get that

Anything else?

[cunning bronze]

i mean, you can

in wilds you can wear both armor genders

[thick plover]

on my life I swear menace didnt have this before

[sour rivet]

Hey guys you wanna see a dumbass?

https://x.com/i/status/2029171077092393027

CharlieIntel (@charlieINTEL)

xQc says he believes GTA 6 should cost $800

“it’s an $800 product ... these days, you pay $60 or $80, you get f**king nothing ... this sh*t is going to be 1000 hours of content, of high-quality product for $100. That clears every other game by a margin of 20x, minimum”

X · Mar 4, 2026, 12:24 PM

[cunning bronze]

I cant find anything really

[thick plover]

@timid hollow @arctic flicker is this a one use per mission or a one use and i dont have it anymore

[arctic flicker]

per mission

[glad elbow]

Neither could I

[frank hearth]

i miss the days when this guy was just god on winston in overwatch and didnt open his mouth on the wider world

[thick plover]

the guy who sucks ass at every video game he plays (besides overwatch) says some stupid retard shit

[cunning bronze]

Swan Song maybe?

[thick plover]

I remember when he said

[cunning bronze]

Its not exactly "modern", well , if the 80s are modern

[thick plover]

rushing active reload + ricochet on haze is like building bkp on a character in dota 2

and in the end it turned out that the strat he was saying is also complete fucking dog shit on said character without getting some items prior

[glad elbow]

It's not it but it looks interesting as hell

[cunning bronze]

oh yeah it is

i got not clue

sorry dude, hope you find it

[thick plover]

a wonderous trade

[rough viper]

Wow. I uh. Im autistic and even im not that fucking stupid.....

[sour rivet]

Good thing autisim doesnt make you stupid

[copper vapor]

oh look the guy who said that "a game needs a battle pass to be fun" has another dumbshit take

[rough viper]

A game could stand to have a battlepass and hear me out.

[copper vapor]

I know, that's why I said that
in FFXIV it's not possible, so I can already imagine FFXIV players fuming at the idea

[rough viper]

Do what the finals did with sponsors as a battle pass. Fully free and earn able without paying.

[copper vapor]

they're doing the same in arc raiders for now

because they already said there will be paid battle passes raider decks

[rough viper]

I refuse to play arc raiders.

[sour rivet]

Or or better solution

[sour rivet]

Stop doing battle passes

[real aspen]

kill yourself

[sour rivet]

We survived years without them

[rough viper]

Yeah we did

[copper vapor]

then the game dies in a week because gamers nowadays need the carrot on a stick

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/stallipiano-gif-8633409668543310298

[rough viper]

OG Halo, COD, Killzone

[sour rivet]

Then it is weak

[cunning bronze]

ahh i thought it was possible, rip

[sour rivet]

Cull the herd

Only you

[copper vapor]

unfortunately gaming is different now
it's achievements and progression and collectibles and dopamine/serotonin rushes every 5 minutes.

[rough viper]

Im so glad killzone died before battlepass hell

[thick plover]

or just copy the game that did battlepasses best

aka deep rock galactic

[copper vapor]

🤮

[rough viper]

Haven't played it. Want to though.

[sour rivet]

I mean achiements and collectables have been dopamine rushes for a bit

[rough viper]

Is it actually good?

[thick plover]

everything available at all times
completely for free

[real aspen]

im saying it to the person who said it

[thick plover]

[real aspen]

you're just collateral

[rough viper]

Or helldivers 2

[sour rivet]

Mf??

[thick plover]

battlepass gets vaulted?
you can get the cosmetics from it by just playing the game through optional side objectives during the missions

[copper vapor]

yes but "we survived years" without them as well

[rough viper]

Everything earnable in game without purchase.

[thick plover]

tbh

blame valve

they created the modern day battlepass

[rough viper]

Why Valve man?

[thick plover]

cause battlepasses were first in dota

[rough viper]

No. Blame Epic Games and Fortnite.

[thick plover]

like no kidding they legit invented them

and fortnite made it a popular thing

[copper vapor]

I'll only blame valve for gaslighting people into thinking trading cards aren't NFTs

[thick plover]

WAIT

[rough viper]

Yeah but fortnite made it popular.

I blame not the creator but the abuser.

[thick plover]

THE REALIZATION THAT TIM SWEENEY HATES FUCKING VALVE BUT RIPPED OFF SOMETHING FROM THE COMPANY THAT HE HATES MOST ON THIS PLANET

[sour rivet]

Breaking news: sweeny is a piss baby boy?

[rough viper]

Add Todd Howard to that.

[sour rivet]

Woah now

What did todd do

[viscid urchin]

Hodd toward

[rough viper]

Everything.

Breaks everything

Like why the fuck did we need Skyrim so many times. Why do I feel they will do the same thing to Fallout 4 now.

[sour rivet]

They havent

[rough viper]

Also why make the Fallout TV show cannon for the next game.

[rough viper]

Not yet.

[sour rivet]

Because the show is good?

[rough viper]

It is but why can't it be it's own thing

[sour rivet]

And only really messes with the canon of a game they didnt make

[thick plover]

suppressing the urge to say anything bad about bethesda and todd howard

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-green-goblin-mask-mask-scene-reject-urge-gif-2558149218007024011

[sour rivet]

Of which there is barely any continuity with the games

[flat violet]

It's because people buy the game every time, I think he said this too

[real aspen]

...how many skyrims are there

[flat violet]

Too many

[real aspen]

huh

idk no other game really captures the feeling that skyrim does

[sour rivet]

Not reallt that many

We have skyrim on all consoles

[real aspen]

like you're part of a world

oh you mean actual skyrim editions

i thought skyrim copies or some shit

[sour rivet]

Oldrim which was on pc 360 and ps3

[flat violet]

Yes

[sour rivet]

Special edition which made it 64 bitnon ps4 xbone and pc

Anniversary is just dlc

[copper vapor]

they didn't. Fallout 4 got a "next gen update" for free.
If they wanted to do that for Fallout 4 they would've sold a "next gen version" separately as an Anniversary/Special Edition

it even came out in 2025, Fallout 4's ten year anniversary

[real aspen]

i dont think there's any inherent issue with having bunch of different editions of same game

[copper vapor]

so if they wanted to milk that

all the stars had aligned for them to do so

but they didn't

[sour rivet]

Didnt seem to have issues with game of the year editions back in the day

[copper vapor]

what?

[real aspen]

especially for old games, bringing em up to support modern hardware and software without altering the original version

[sour rivet]

What you got against deep rock

[real aspen]

deep rock is peak of coop slop game

[sour rivet]

Yeah old games barely run on modern hardware most of the time

[copper vapor]

why do you care if I like a game or not

[sour rivet]

Because im makimg conversation and eant to understand why you puke st its name

[copper vapor]

based

I just thought it got boring fast

[sour rivet]

Fair

[real aspen]

it's one of those games were encounters with other people is the content

those often have pretty cool gameplay but get stale fast

[cunning bronze]

Oh, Marathon has 60hz servers

Well well well..

https://fixupx.com/MarathonTheGame/status/2029377629242180011 Also this

Marathon (@MarathonTheGame)

In Marathon...
︀︀🔹Seasonal gameplay content is free for all players to access or earn, including zones and Runner shells
︀︀🔹There is no pay for power
︀︀🔹Rewards Passes do not expire
︀︀🔹You can buy previous seasons' Rewards Passes if you wish
︀︀🔹You unlock rewards in your Rewards Passes using SILK, which is earned by playing the game. SILK cannot be purchased.
︀︀🔹Premium Pass Rewards only include cosmetics, not gameplay items
︀︀🔹Cosmetics are also earnable through the Codex, with others available for purchase
︀︀🔹The premium currency LUX can only be used for cosmetics – not gameplay advantages

**💬 437 🔁 1.0K ❤️ 13.2K 👁️ 670.0K **

FixupX · Mar 5, 2026, 2:05 AM

[copper vapor]

standard

[flat violet]

@frail leaf what does this mean

[frail leaf]

Having 60Hz servers means that the server refresh rate is set to 60 times per second, which can impact the smoothness and responsiveness of the game. Higher refresh rates generally provide a better gaming experience, reducing latency and allowing for smoother animations. In this context, it suggests that "Marathon" might not have the hottest performance compared to servers with higher refresh rates. 🎮✨

[flat violet]

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/Housemarque/status/2029520940300632445

Housemarque (@Housemarque)

Congratulations to our friends at @Bungie!

X · Mar 5, 2026, 11:34 AM

[sour rivet]

shit game

[copper vapor]

... who?

oh the devs of returnal and saros

[blazing maple]

yeah

FINLAND?!

[copper vapor]

saatana

this is like the dev of stardew valley congratulating sony on releasing ghost of yotei

back in the day even this kinda shit made sense

like cod devs congratulating EA on bf1

also wanna see something funny

[green granite]

So how is Marathon

If you guys even play it

[green granite]

[sour rivet]

its not out

[green granite]

Dam

[oblique belfry]

[oblique belfry]

i was focking makin food

for family

bastard what u mad for now

[oblique belfry]

watched but its still

[real aspen]

holy misinfo

[sour rivet]

one thing i dont agree with the devs is saying just pve is boring when they were talking about development

shooting arcs is fun

[pliant chasm]

cataclysm moment

[blazing maple]

https://x.com/MlLKCAN_/status/2029401969882742790

⛓️🪦 𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐊𝐂𝐀𝐍 🦇💀 (@MlLKCAN_)

damnation

X · Mar 5, 2026, 3:41 AM

[sour rivet]

almost gave in to the urge to ♻️

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eyes-emoji-gif-16719518825213606017

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/JoeisHungryBite/status/2029376539679195203?s=20 i like this guy

Joe is Hungry on Youtube (@JoeisHungryBite)

Part 1 – Big Arch Burger Deconstruct

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 5, 2026, 2:00 AM

OH MY GOD

https://FIXVx.com/ruinergame/status/2029594612709400650?s=20

RUINER (@ruinergame)

Death is earned. Welcome back to Rengkok, Ruiners.

Wishlist RUINER 2 on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2936810/RUINER_2/

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 5, 2026, 4:27 PM

@oblique belfry @copper vapor

KILL

BOSS

KILL

BOSS

[oblique belfry]

WHAT THE FUCK

[sour rivet]

THAT WAS MY REACTION

[oblique belfry]

FUCK U MEAN RUINER 2

[sour rivet]

PUPPY IS BACK

[frank hearth]

HALLO

[oblique belfry]

ALO

[sour rivet]

COOP

COOP!

[oblique belfry]

FUCK U MEAN COOP

[frank hearth]

CANT JUST DROP THIS ON A RANDOM ASS THURSDAY

[blazing maple]

testing you

[sour rivet]

KILL BOSS WITH YOUR FELLOW EMPLOYEES

[blazing maple]

"whats that thing that chickens live in?"

[sour rivet]

"hey sam whats that quest we've yet to do on stardew?"

[copper vapor]

kill boss

[blazing maple]

Pants!

[sour rivet]

that too

[oblique belfry]

holy shit it has the exact same gameplay as ruiner 1 as well

[copper vapor]

aight enough steam forum brainrot

time to consume foob

[thick plover]

I really HATE how they make the burgers look really visually appealing in the ads and then the actual burger just looks depressed and like it drank 17 beers

[proven tundra]

Gave the demo a try
Seems like a fun RTS/Factory builder hybrid

I'm too smol brained for programming tho

[cunning bronze]

@copper vapor a friend gifted me the "alluring dance"

[sour rivet]

you are goin to FREEZE TO DEATH!!

[copper vapor]

"alluring"

looks like my drunk 50 year old aunt trying to dance

[proven tundra]

I'm getting no video lol

it just plays the music

[cunning bronze]

i know why

try this one

[proven tundra]

[upbeat verge]

HOW HAVE I COMPLETED 34% of tomb raider already

I STARTED TODAY DWAG

is the game really that short?

[sour rivet]

kinda yeah

[copper vapor]

ok last bit of steam forum rot

[sour rivet]

3th?

[copper vapor]

my deciphering skills are rusty but I think he meant 3rd person camera

[sour rivet]

remarkable

also tf is the dude making that takes 10 minutes to craft

[cunning bronze]

pog

[copper vapor]

and surprise surprise I can't see how many hours he has in the game

[cunning bronze]

im gonna make another shoot later with knight armor

[sour rivet]

i wonder how much of the players on AR is gonna drop when marathon launches

prolly not that much

[proven tundra]

@blazing maple Flesh cow isn't real, flesh cow can't hurt you
Flesh cow:

[sour rivet]

flesh cow

give the hide back

[proven tundra]

No.

[cunning bronze]

Even though they are the "same" genre, the same people won't play it

Or at least not the majority

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/mundfish/status/2029587753575354583?s=20 @copper vapor prolly already saw it

Mundfish #AtomicHeart (@mundfish)

The Atomic Heart DLC#4: Blood on Crystal Gameplay Trailer has just dropped!🩸
The countdown to April 16 has officially begun!🔥
To mark the moment, we’re launching a giveaway - 20 winners will receive keys for #AtomicHeart DLC#3.

How to enter:
1️⃣ Follow us
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⏳ Entries close March 10, 4 PM UTC
🏆 Winners revealed March 11

Good luck, comrades!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 5, 2026, 4:00 PM

[cunning bronze]

I prefer Marathon over AR, at the very least, because of the significance of Marathon

And also because I play with people that are passionate about it

I just hope it ends up being good and worthwhile

[forest acorn]

I mean so far the seasonal content seems like just better than ARC

It still has the generic "night version of x map"

[pliant chasm]

insane glaze when the game isn't even out lmao

[sour rivet]

marathon will have a unique mechanic where every sunset you lose some items from your stash

[proven tundra]

unless you fill it with water

[real aspen]

since when can youtube auto captions do this

[timber oxide]

Hey look at that, a streamer having dumb opinions

[pure compass]

0 prot

[proven tundra]

ye
5 berserk/18 invuln

selective expander for sure

fear aura helps a little

[pure compass]

broooooo

[proven tundra]

it's undead so you would need whatever undead regen bless

[pure compass]

inb4 enemy has mweps

[proven tundra]

the chassis it shape shifts from

[pure compass]

WDB

[proven tundra]

I guess it has chill aura too but uh

yeah

Imma give it a try

I'll let you know how terrible it is

[copper vapor]

I posted this in a topic where a guy said arc raiders would die as quickly as it 'rose to fame'

then another guy quoted this message and started yapping

and the end result is

[real aspen]

bare flesh is so goddamn aesthetic

[pliant chasm]

genuinely kys for this sentence

[real aspen]

[copper vapor]

lmao

also that's actually kinda cool, you don't have to skin the animal

[real aspen]

ok but flip side

no leather

[copper vapor]

I don't like leather so win-win for me

[pure compass]

oh he's a size 9 trampler that could be interesting but invuln is so ass if you run into anyone with mweps

[proven tundra]

Here we go babyyyyy

EA Ulm

[pure compass]

wait unrest 1?

[pure compass]

ssorry

UNLUCK 1?

[proven tundra]

Yeah for fun event times

[pure compass]

lmk how it goes I guess

[snow tree]

Ok

[uneven sapphire]

Can’t wait to get home and play marathon

[sour rivet]

@rocky turtle @halcyon fossil bros

We may have hit big

[copper vapor]

astartes ahhhh image

[sour rivet]

Unfortunately the other 2 were donqui but still peak

[sour rivet]

French man has a gun now

[blazing maple]

free me

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/far-cry-release-me

[wet orchid]

I beat Dark Souls 2: Poster of the First Meme again, I forgot how ass the final boss rush was. Not in terms of difficulty, first tried that shit, but just how tedious Aldia is.

[copper vapor]

ok now enough losing braincells on steam forum for real this time

[sour rivet]

To be freed you must come to my house of horrors in markarth

Destroy his shrine

Piss on his home

[blazing maple]

I'm in the mind of a madman rn

I saw cheese and my game crashed

[proven tundra]

stats with bloodsurge/berserk active

trampling some light horse men rn

[arctic flicker]

hoofer the flayed bull, looks pretty flayed yeah

[sour rivet]

normal

[proven tundra]

regens 20hp/turn

flee from my wrath

[brittle karma]

damn

[blazing maple]

The beast is free to roam this earth

[thick plover]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-season-3-ugh-caveman-spongebob-gif-4259969399763891884

a pre schooler probably has better english speaking capabilities than this guy oh my god

[blazing maple]

https://fixvx.com/SomeKirbyFan/status/2029362837177438284

Carlos (@SomeKirbyFan)

me talking to my oomfs

QRT: SomeKirbyFan
rewatchin ted s1

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 5, 2026, 1:06 AM

[copper vapor]

yea

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6FDgFI-1Mo

We eating good

[proven tundra]

and you thought it would be bad

[pliant chasm]

this year for sure

[snow tree]

Boys already won EMEA twice under LR name

(without Bwipo obv)

[copper vapor]

THERE GOES MY HERO

HE'S ORDINARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[hearty wyvern]

This army shit is easy

[copper vapor]

[brittle karma]

stabby stab

[quiet abyss]

the vibes are immaculate

[green granite]

DayZ

[quiet abyss]

mhm

but its nice, no?

[green granite]

Wait

It was actually DayZ?

[quiet abyss]

yes

ada and all

[pliant chasm]

i meant worlds

isn't that g2

[green granite]

Ada Wong????

[timber oxide]

OI @oblique belfry I USED MY STAND ZA HANDO TO REMOVE FORTNITE FROM EXISTENCE

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

WHY

[snow tree]

Yeah they getting knocked out in playoffs

Yet another year of being manhandled by LPL/LCK

[pliant chasm]

euw worlds win means ww3

real

[snow tree]

Btw C9 lost to Furia in LCS

[timber oxide]

For the funny

[oblique belfry]

[pliant chasm]

always hated c9

[timber oxide]

Sorry but the image of Blade smiling was too much for me and I had to destroy Fortnite

It was in the script

Check it
(gives Doge the script)

[oblique belfry]

oh

i see it now

well what now

[timber oxide]

UH

We

I dunno?

What's on the next page?

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1274247076804300851/1000007492.gif

[snow tree]

Always were chokers

Inspired runs the region and it ain't even funny

Happy for Big Dhokes tho, dudes fun and glad he won

[marsh cargo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QFNrXjROSws?si=Y1NxG3FtZpnY1Fyl

Rimworld

[copper vapor]

thrumbosis

[thick plover]

"so we got paid by riot to bring pro play watchers"

[copper vapor]

temu neymar

[pliant chasm]

ad carry

main character syndrome

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc4G6tOgOYI

[snow tree]

Nothing wrong with getting bag if that would be true

[green granite]

man

I should buy Requiem

but no monkeys

[copper vapor]

want monkeys? buy metal gear delta

[green granite]

I dont have monkeys to buy metal gear neither

[copper vapor]

guy saying arc raiders will shut down because playerbase is dropping
predicts it'll stabilize at 50k players and then embark wil shut it down

[green granite]

very poor

and no monkey

[copper vapor]

meanwhile the finals has 10k players and embark is still supporting it

game even got an update today

but surely arc raiders with 17x more players is doomed or "will be doomed" when it drops to 5x more players than the finals

doomed, I tell you

https://klipy.com/gifs/star-wars-you-are-doomed

[green granite]

fandoms are idiotic so

[frank hearth]

didnt get a new map in 4 weeks dead game with no devs behind it

[green granite]

best RPG game is Terrara

[proven tundra]

Chrono Trigger

Or Earthbound

[thick plover]

[copper vapor]

[frank hearth]

dead ass an argument i have seen multiple times

[left mantle]

Man, these coins are gonna be busted in poe

[frank hearth]

hows league so far

[left mantle]

Not started

Starts tomorrow

But dev interview was like "oh BTW the imbued supports also support everything in the link"

[frank hearth]

[left mantle]

So you can legit have 2 6-links in one armor if you get the imbues you need

[zealous depot]

Slay the spire 2 is now out

[pliant chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-go-lets-goo-lest-gooooooooooooooooo-gif-19416648

@proven tundra

[left mantle]

Oh and the unique corruption from poe2 is apparently a league currency

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

Me and my buddy gonna play it tonight

Its 4 person coop

[left mantle]

Where it can roll beyond the limits

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

So the community is thinking we might get a 5 flask mageblood

[zealous depot]

Slay the offtopic wen

[pliant chasm]

wait what

sts coop ???

[zealous depot]

Yee

[proven tundra]

But I still haven't finished getting all my guys to a20

[pliant chasm]

same

[proven tundra]

I only had like ten years loll

[pliant chasm]

2 game to play now

[zealous depot]

Each player has their own deck

[proven tundra]

My new goal is to get them all done before sts2 is out of EA

Surely

[zealous depot]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1DPIwWEBrlI?si=kVFP19xzJxRpJ10b

You can also draw the funni in the map

[left mantle]

@frank hearth the funniest shit of this league was watching an earthshatter slam streamer crash out and ban like 50+ people because their build got brought in line

[sour rivet]

lmao marathon doesnt get front page

[zealous depot]

Fuck you bungie

Get rekt

By a indie company

[pliant chasm]

[proven tundra]

Marathon
More like
Suckathon
Hehehehehe

Gottem

[sour rivet]

marathon? more like... maraTHOT!
imsofuckingfunny

[proven tundra]

[copper vapor]

the actually good game gets front page

[sour rivet]

never played the first

[zealous depot]

Wait is marathon actually ou

[proven tundra]

It's a pretty good 30-60 minute time waster

[zealous depot]

Out*

[copper vapor]

yes

[sour rivet]

yes

[pliant chasm]

it's also on phone

[zealous depot]

Ah

[proven tundra]

If I don't have time to start a new game of something I can just do a sts run

[pliant chasm]

one of those games you never uninstall

[snow tree]

Marathon died after server slam
Now it's time for real men fun

[zealous depot]

I still have the first sts on my switch

Ascension 5 as ironclad

[left mantle]

https://youtu.be/LfV20Vu9quM?si=koTzHAoQ13cSdunY @frank hearth man, the community never disappoints

[zealous depot]

Also got monster train on my switch

[proven tundra]

The furthest I have is A14 on Silent

I always go for heart tho

Would probably be further along if I didn't

[proven tundra]

I played through that on gamepass

It was okay

[pliant chasm]

i got a20 on defect

and a18 on silent

[proven tundra]

Robot stronk

[pliant chasm]

true

[proven tundra]

I don't bother playing watcher

Not my jam

[zealous depot]

I never unlocked watcher

Kek

You need to kill the heart to get watcher, right?

[proven tundra]

Iron Chad, Stabby Lady, robot boi
That's all I need

[pliant chasm]

i like watcher but im too greedy im stuck on a13 on her

[snow tree]

I just started playing STS1

[pliant chasm]

my worst one is ironclad

[proven tundra]

I think you need to beat the game with all the other characters
Not sure about killing the heart tho

[wet orchid]

God I fucking hate the DS2 DLC's

[snow tree]

Dunno what yall talk about

[pliant chasm]

a6 on him

[wet orchid]

LET'S PUT FIVE ENEMIES IN A TINY ROOM
REPEAT AT LEAST SEVEN TIMES
SHIP IT

[zealous depot]

I'm dog water as defect

[pliant chasm]

ascension
basically modifiers that stack

[snow tree]

I beaten only one boss

Made it to castle

Died

All I know is card go face

[pliant chasm]

get glacier

gg

[wet orchid]

Pro tip, don't die

[copper vapor]

you will enjoy the soulslop and say 'thank you miyazaki'

[upbeat verge]

completed 48% of TR 2013 in 1 day

brother what?

[snow tree]

Card go face