╟❓general-offtopic

[thick plover]

i love this dumbass speed gif

its so fucking perfect

[untold spear]

it's really amazing how a company can make so many bad decisions in a row

[copper vapor]

let's be honest

a popsot remake would fail

90% chance

[untold spear]

nobody cares about prince of persia

[thick plover]

so like all of ubisofts games

nothing would change

[copper vapor]

so what's wrong with cancelling it

[untold spear]

nothing

[raw void]

havent played in a while. im chillin in the clear sky base listening to ice cube rn. idk who gave clear sky swag like this but thank you

[oblique belfry]

all the times they showed trailers in them game shows

only for em to cancel it

[untold spear]

the 10 pop fans left will be sad

[copper vapor]

it would fail to tickle people's nostalgia, then everyone would shit on it as "ubislop" and nothing would change

[copper vapor]

[untold spear]

but i don't think they can fund a AAA game

[copper vapor]

crap I just accidentally scratched my eye

it burns

it stings

it stingurns

it burnings

[oblique belfry]

A

watery eyes debuff for 1 minute

o new shy abilities are on wiki

[copper vapor]

that's actually a good thing, would help with the low humidity

but no it's just gonna ache forever now

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

and I'll have a red eye that'll make me look like I've been hitting the bong too hard

[oblique belfry]

"why is your eye red?"
"dude are we in the matrix"

so champs give you 3 stacks

oh the passive is still the same in other modes

they will props add kills to them as well

why is it so fucking long

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@teal spade

hp% damage

🥀

[teal spade]

[oblique belfry]

why is every new champ / rework getting an hp% damage man

or execute

wait what

[teal spade]

to be fair, Shyv is a jugernaut, those always get turbo fighting stats

[oblique belfry]

i guess

true damage caught me off guard tho

[teal spade]

otherwise they'd be kind of ass

[oblique belfry]

camille 2.0 ?

[teal spade]

Camille is bruiser

[oblique belfry]

shy can be one too

surely

[teal spade]

not with only 1 gap closer

[oblique belfry]

doesnt camile have 1 gap closer too

her w just slows

[teal spade]

#1 her gap closer has stupid range

#2 R

[oblique belfry]

shy has R as well
and instead of closer she has movement speed + slow

0.75 seconds is not a lot but 80% is very significant

anyways new abilities look interesting

[timber oxide]

Well
Time to replay the original

[oblique belfry]

they are similar to her old kit

but its spiced up

i think the only major change is her W

which i feel like was needed because i never utilized shy's w area damage that often

and it had meh damage

so you never noticed it

[marsh cargo]

Actually surprised how long has it lasted

I have yet to buy the new dlc

[oblique belfry]

ALO?

[copper vapor]

"new" dlc?

[oblique belfry]

why is csgo back on steam

[untold spear]

valve is returning to form

[oblique belfry]

wow

[copper vapor]

they saw what overwatch 2 did to overwatch

[quiet abyss]

All the retards have been awoken

[marsh cargo]

Expansion if you wish

[oblique belfry]

this acts like a different game tho

its a different .exe

[copper vapor]

I'm asking more for the "new" part
do you mean warlords of new york?

[quiet abyss]

Techmarine is the only thing that could revive the whole 100 iron hands fans

[marsh cargo]

Theres a new one after that

[copper vapor]

battle for brooklyn?

[marsh cargo]

Came out like last year

[marsh cargo]

Yea

[rocky turtle]

cool im playing torchlight 2 tho

[quiet abyss]

Idk im not home yet anyways

[copper vapor]

I was not aware of that

[quiet abyss]

Im just telling you why

[rocky turtle]

vanguard almost level 14

[quiet abyss]

Grand

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

You figured out how not to die?

Kidding ofc

[rocky turtle]

nope

[quiet abyss]

I only really got good at hour 60 or so

Maybe hour 75ish?

Idk first 100 tho

For sure

[oblique belfry]

ooohhhhh

turns out there is no official matchmaking in csgo

[quiet abyss]

But funny thing is, darktide improved my skill at sm2 @rocky turtle

[oblique belfry]

only community servers

[quiet abyss]

Therefore, darktide is what you need to do

[oblique belfry]

just like what they did with cs 1.6

[rocky turtle]

No

[untold spear]

zased

[oblique belfry]

okay thats so fucking amazing

what the hell

[quiet abyss]

[oblique belfry]

just like css and 1.6

[quiet abyss]

Idk

Good game tho

Darktide is arguably more fun than sm2

Combat wise

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

At least if you mod sm2

Then its good

Because mods make shit so much better

Bolt weapons ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING???

Unheard of for base sm2

Only the bolt sniper is accurate to how boltguns behave

The heroic one

That 1 shots heads on tyranids and chaos

[rocky turtle]

probably but later

[quiet abyss]

Yeah later not rn

Mods arent even updated mate

We are still waiting on astartes overhaul, and tbf theyve got lots of work to do

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

first arc raiders game
get ratted within 30 seconds of joining

bro was just camping the spawn point lmao

[oblique belfry]

was about to shit on thumbnail but it turned into a relatable moment

momo you fuck

[copper vapor]

I was about to ask grim to remove that from my screen but this would definitely be a monkey's paw wish

[oblique belfry]

[real aspen]

doubling the peak

[timid hollow]

Accurate to what tho

Have you shot a boltgun

[rocky turtle]

we play with it sometime

[arctic flicker]

so highguard shutting down on the 12th

[little depot]

That how do I beat the 7th stage of grief

[copper vapor]

with a hammer

[slim magnet]

lived longer than concord, lived less than the love live gacha from 2024

[oak magnet]

need to fill up the tank before fuel prices keep increasing, again

[timid hollow]

@oblique belfry when battle pass online

with skin release tommorow?

[oblique belfry]

in league ?

ah

i think in few hours

[timid hollow]

ok

[oblique belfry]

[timid hollow]

50 damage more on lvl 6 all in, i take it

do i try mel adc now

i see it a lot and it sounds op on paper

but i fear my mates reaction

here goes nothin

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133298308874502186/1241423421607383132/da73dcb615120786.gif

[cunning bronze]

Controller arrived

[little depot]

me when my ex boyfriend is invited to the function

[cunning bronze]

[timid hollow]

woah

[frozen void]

@frail leaf six seven

[frail leaf]

Sure thing, you adorable little shit. Here's a nice little breakdown of "six" and "seven":

• Six: 6
• Seven: 7

Enjoy your numbers, genius!

[copper vapor]

xela is clearly biased

called iedy adorable

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/hinatwt-gif-25918467

[snow tree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa4wR4G-5eE

[thick plover]

deadlock servers are down

Why gabe why

[copper vapor]

he shut them down to bring back csgo

[snow tree]

Woah mama

[oblique belfry]

it will not have official matchmaking tho

just community servers like css / 1.6

[pallid sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/jc-denton-deus-ex-gif-22280125

[oblique belfry]

fucks that have to do with anything

[pallid sapphire]

Nothing.

Professional german opinion

🫡

Fuck Doge you ass

you took everything i love

[oblique belfry]

good

deserved

[pallid sapphire]

i cannot forgive Turkey

[oblique belfry]

[pallid sapphire]

They didnt even invent the fucking Döner

and they took our right to call it Döner

[oblique belfry]

but y'all use it more then us at this point

[flat violet]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-do-you-single-to-back-that-up-gif-21443611

[oblique belfry]

https://klipy.com/gifs/deus-ex-deus

[real aspen]

germany more like ger-many-Ls

[flat violet]

lips smack

[oblique belfry]

also nice defoe pfp

[oblique belfry]

rip tony

[oblique belfry]

[flat violet]

Tony will return in Avengers Doomsday

[oblique belfry]

[snow tree]

Dapper af

[flat violet]

Dafoepper af

[snow tree]

Guys, what if Falco isn't pulling Dafoe pics from Google, he just uses RAWs from his photographers because HE'S HIM

[pallid sapphire]

my fucking car is so retarded

he climbed up his fucking tree and now yells at me cause he cant come down from the top on his own

[untold spear]

people do have hobbies

[flat violet]

Had to read that twice because I thought you were actually talking about your car

[frank hearth]

Chat i bring terrible news

[pallid sapphire]

nah my car is fine

i love it

[frank hearth]

i have gotten my league friends to download overwatch

[pallid sapphire]

so they lose twice as many braincells

[oblique belfry]

double damage

[pallid sapphire]

Your a bad person for doing this

[untold spear]

have fun i guess

playing some midwatch

[snow tree]

[pallid sapphire]

Some people have hobbies,others lick frogs

we are not the same

[untold spear]

dafoe's hobby is modding discord communities and playing ganba

[oblique belfry]

bro wtf is china doing racing robots as if they were olympics 🥀

[copper vapor]

the "loot area" things in arc raiders are a fucking lie

[pallid sapphire]

reminds me i installed it yesterday on my new PC and everything was black and white on startup that was funny as hell

@frozen void your endboss

[snow tree]

[copper vapor]

hit residential areas
find shit that's tagged as mechanical, industrial, security
find nothing tagged as a "residential" item

[untold spear]

look at them gooo

[copper vapor]

testing them obv

[copper vapor]

wtf even is that

[pallid sapphire]

silicone and cement injections lol

[untold spear]

why are you posting ASS on #╟❓general-offtopic

[oblique belfry]

there is an audience as if it was normal olympics

[copper vapor]

temu nicki minaj

[oblique belfry]

stadium wise

[snow tree]

Laff....

[frozen void]

p!ew

[muted gyro]

⠀

[copper vapor]

robot sports have been a thing

[pallid sapphire]

Available and listening

[copper vapor]

but ya know they do this for tech advancements in robotics

[snow tree]

That was amazing

[oblique belfry]

it is ?

all i've seen is mini drone / robot fights

[pallid sapphire]

thats her face

[oblique belfry]

in cages

[copper vapor]

yeah but the "robot sports" from old days were just like

yea, those

[oblique belfry]

i see

[copper vapor]

wheeled robots in a cage bashing each other to death

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

even tho they're not really robots

they're remote controlled

[untold spear]

you are remote controlled!

[copper vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/845318240745160775/1420173120022515823/s3QQGPl.gif

[real aspen]

fatter than sab

[pallid sapphire]

except thats not fat

[oblique belfry]

"where are all my proteins going"

[snow tree]

She ate em all

[proven tundra]

@raven swan

https://youtu.be/D7V_LWOgzCE?si=OdVmtUUAKC0AZ5tC

[oblique belfry]

they done made a wheelchair for fish

[copper vapor]

wtf

how does that even work

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

apparently the fish had a buoyancy problem

so the guy built this "wheelchair"

to keep it underwater

[copper vapor]

wait it kept floating up? or sinking

[pallid sapphire]

I swear one day he kills me

[real aspen]

remember seeing another fish like that

[oblique belfry]

floating up

[snow tree]

Bubbler broke, fish can't empty or fill it up

[copper vapor]

is there some way for uh

the fish to 'regulate' if he wants to go up or down

[snow tree]

Yeah

[copper vapor]

idk how to word this

[oblique belfry]

ye

but in this case

fish couldn't control going up

so it was above water most of the time

which is ofc bad for fish

[copper vapor]

poor bro was born with the spacebar stuck

[snow tree]

Swim bladder

Is it called

[copper vapor]

bladder? I hardly know 'er

[quiet abyss]

accurate to damage

[snow tree]

[quiet abyss]

1 - 3 bolt rounds to the head drops a tyranid warrior

and thats how it works

the heavy bolter hits like a wet noodle

24 headshots = 1 kill

yeah ok

takes 7-9 with the heavy bolt rifle

which is forgivable, but still retarded

6 or so with the normal bolt rifle

this is all based on substantial - ruthless difficulty, the fun difficulties

[real aspen]

the other fish had the opposite

goldfish iirc

head was too heavy and it couldnt float up

so dude attached some foam floats

[quiet abyss]

anyways, astartes overhaul balances it out, makes bolt rounds take at most, 5

depending on the gun

and rarity

the grey and green guns suck, as expected

but ourple and gold do respectable/great damage

and they feel good

but i think its balanced by more enemies

[copper vapor]

huh

[oblique belfry]

ladybugs

[copper vapor]

someone looted red tower in buried city

and just dropped everything in a corner

before dying

the guy who killed them didn't find the stuff

[quiet abyss]

it works on darktide balance, where everything scales up in hp to a certain point, but after that its just more enemies

[copper vapor]

but I did

[quiet abyss]

good for you

[copper vapor]

too bad there was nothing good

(aka no pillows)

[quiet abyss]

if only i got bot lobbies like you

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

jesus you suck at finding scrappy loot

i have like all the shit you need

[copper vapor]

the game sucks at giving me the loot

I go to residential/commercial areas

which is where pillows are

[quiet abyss]

no shut up, i bet you got good weapons and shit

[copper vapor]

and get nothing

[quiet abyss]

i have fuckall

you get loot you dont need

i get loot i dont need

we are the same

[copper vapor]

best guns I have are a bunch of Anvil Is

[quiet abyss]

oh, lame

did you like, restart?

restard too

[copper vapor]

yep

I don't remember where I usually found pillows

but I bet I'll find them at some dumb spot like testing annex

I do remember finding dog collars and cat beds there lmao

if it weren't for trigger-happy people going there constantly it'd be my favorite spot at dam

rn I'm trying to find pillows in buried city

at the pharmacies and at the apartment buildings

no luck so far

lost the ferro IV wife gave me to a rat with a bobcat IV camping spawn as soon as I joined a match lmao

comically large barrel attachment

slap that on an anvil

turn big iron into bigger iron

[cunning bronze]

[copper vapor]

looks cool

I have a Gamesir

it has two extra buttons on the underside of where you hold the controller

I constantly press them by accident

[cunning bronze]

It's pretty nice

[copper vapor]

so I just disabled those buttons

[cunning bronze]

Got the temu discount

Now I have to fight for the chinese

[copper vapor]

a christmas miracle has happened

now I need 2 more

also new conscripts for my army

[brittle karma]

perfect, an axe wielding psycho as follower

[upbeat verge]

today I get chicken with vegetables

yummy

[copper vapor]

[pallid sapphire]

i really love the details of the game,the gore,the blood,the fact that every Zombie shit itself cause when you die that happens.

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXv4-EeHjqc

[rocky turtle]

weekly stratagem?

[thick plover]

Today I have learned valve implements this thing in their games called a certainty rating

as when you stay in 1 elo for a while you need more games to get out

maybe league isnt that bad

[untold spear]

just win every game

[copper vapor]

yay ratted by another fword

and I had a pillow lol

[sour rivet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1474187663052509428/RDT_20260219_0313236494772164516468293.gif

[marsh cargo]

Working

[cunning bronze]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2029205585816613221

KAMI (@Okami13_)

Crimson Desert previews seem ovewhelmingly positive with reviewers impressed with the game's scale, combat, open world, and attention to detail!
︀︀
︀︀• "One of the best skill trees I've ever seen" with 6 different playstyles
︀︀• Almost every node unlocks a new combat ability
︀︀• Unlock new skills by collecting Abyss Artifacts
︀︀• Artifacts seem pretty easy to come by with almost every mob dropping one
︀︀• You can also observe new skills from NPCs
︀︀• Open world has random events
︀︀• NPCs can randomly rob you and you can chase or tackle them
︀︀• Stealing requires a mask or disguise or else you end up getting chased by high level guards, getting arrested, and paying a hefty fine
︀︀• IGN says the open world reminded them of RDR2
︀︀• Open world is "packed" - IGN says the scale of the map had them taken back
︀︀• You can interact with nearly every NPC, with some offering side quests
︀︀• Skill tree includes also inc…

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FixupX · Mar 4, 2026, 2:41 PM

[rocky turtle]

[cunning bronze]

The main complaints about the game are:

Weak early story, not so well explained systems and tutorials early on, some minor stutter (but apparently the performance in PC is really good)

From what I've read no one used upscaling or frame gen and they were playing at 4K native with 60+ fps

[proven tundra]

We need more optimised games

Good job on that at least

[proven tundra]

[cunning bronze]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2029201609239236810

Zephryss⛩️ (@TheRealZephryss)

Crimson Desert features an impressive skill menu that allows players to unlock new abilities:
︀︀
︀︀🟢 Skill Trees: Skills are categorized into different trees, such as a blue section for basic combat, a spirit-focused green tree with moves like slowing time, and an elemental red tree centered on the grapple hook and elemental enhancements.
︀︀
︀︀🟢 Learning Skills: Skills are not gained through traditional XP levels. Instead, players earn "abyss artifacts" by defeating groups of enemies, which can be invested in almost any skill.
︀︀
︀︀🟢 Observing Enemies: Some skills can be learned by observing enemies during combat, allowing players to steal their moves.
︀︀
︀︀🟢 Character-Specific Skills: The other two playable characters in the game also have similarly extensive skill trees.
︀︀
︀︀(Source: @Jorraptor youtu.be/k-yOpdOk_a0?si=ZEhZ489e7SrWOqnJ))

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FixupX · Mar 4, 2026, 2:25 PM

[cunning bronze]

Yeah, others played with UW 1440p at 80+ fps

[proven tundra]

Me at 1080p 60fps:

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AMD-amd-ryzen-radeon-uqyebugBFrsSLPO9Br

[cunning reef]

1080p on youtube rn feels like 360p from a decade ago

[marsh cargo]

Becuase youtube is cheating and you have to reselect 1080p despite telling you its already on 1080p

[cunning reef]

nah it still dont look the same

but i know what you mean i noticed that

[marsh cargo]

[proven tundra]

https://youtu.be/QUK80ovHbAM?si=8-iJwaskJKaVgg0j

Still a classic

[pliant chasm]

they lowered the bitrate so you pay for premium

real don't need sources

[thick plover]

ONLY

if it wasnt 70 bucks

I would get it

unfortunately I need to get death stranding 2

[proven tundra]

89.99 CAD

[cunning reef]

they also removed miniplayer for ppl who dont pay money

[copper vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1kM5fRhdNs

[thick plover]

I forgot it costs more in snowdollar currency

[cunning reef]

name a better combo, companies and ruining perfectly good services so they can make 1 extra dollar

[blazing maple]

I felt bad for making grace suffer in resident evil 9 so now I'm doing this

[sour rivet]

she doesnt know whats gonna happen tomorrow

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry https://fixvx.com/Sheep_Esports/status/2029227009587462628

Sheep Esports (@Sheep_Esports)

League of Legends players can now enable the "Show Last Hit Assist" feature 🏹

Minions health bars turn white when they are within last-hit range, scaling with the champion's damage. 📈

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 4, 2026, 4:06 PM

[proven tundra]

It's gonna be day 2 of fall?

[frank hearth]

the yellow paint has hit league of legends

[rocky turtle]

[cunning reef]

haii

[frail leaf]

💱 90 CAD (Canadian Dollar) :flag_ca: is equal to 65.85 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[untold spear]

it's been a while

[cunning bronze]

Same. At least for now lol

[cunning bronze]

Argentina is so behind in some tech. Oled is crazy expensive (1500+ usd) and many more

Not worth it

[untold spear]

lol

[left mantle]

Yeah but it's only in the modes you'd expect extreme beginners to be in and there's a lot that doesn't contribute to the readout

[untold spear]

everythign is expensive in argentina

[cunning bronze]

70 usd here too, no regional pricing, hopefully they'll change it to like Re9 price, which is 53 usd

[cunning bronze]

Some stuff isn't

Like for a while we had one of the cheapest 5090

And a lot of other stuff

It's just some are still way to crazy

Like, mid quality oled are beyond 1000

[left mantle]

Anyway time to shoot for a sub 4 hour act 5 run today

[proven tundra]

[left mantle]

"You ever see the true face of god, exile?"

[untold spear]

hmm

[proven tundra]

[untold spear]

just buy the high quality oled then

[proven tundra]

I have a 16" laptop screen
It's not gonna look better at 4k

[cunning bronze]

Yeah, that's 2000 usd or more

No way

I'll be getting a relatively ok 1440p IPS monitor and that will serve me well until at some point I become wealthy enough to go for oled

[proven tundra]

Shrimply inherit millions of dollars

Skill issue

[cunning bronze]

True that

There's so much money here where I live

Too many crop fields

[proven tundra]

[cunning bronze]

Only if I had inherited at least some territory

I'd be rich

No joke

[proven tundra]

Steal Argentina's crops

Got it

[cunning bronze]

[cunning bronze]

Hey, a lot of people are trying to do that

[proven tundra]

[cunning bronze]

If you want a piece you better hurry

Or Israel will take it from you

And ourselves..

[proven tundra]

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/israel-scream-love-scream-if-country-gif-11285863046793062010

[proven tundra]

[cunning bronze]

😅

[proven tundra]

Okay nap 2.0 incoming

[copper vapor]

latam sucks for tech

we always get things way too late and way too expensive

[chrome ginkgo]

I am doing the final puzzle on insanity mode

this was a mistake

I shoulda done this shit on casual

[slim magnet]

dude how does one make a dog not be deathly afraid of you

i have not done anything to the dog she's been terrified of me ever since she arrived home

[untold spear]

maybe you're just evil

ever thought about that?

[slim magnet]

i've even served her food and petted her and shit but nothing

[frank hearth]

how long has she been at your place ?

[slim magnet]

like 3 months

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

we know

i said this

[frank hearth]

dog comming from a fucked up backround?

[slim magnet]

and she loves the rest of the family but whenever they leave the house she becomes a nervous wreck and would RUN from me like actual fight or flight response

[untold spear]

kek

my theory just keeps getting stronger

[slim magnet]

idk

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

also said

[frank hearth]

[oblique belfry]

it works like how css / 1.6 works

only community servers

[brittle karma]

get oneshotted nerd

[teal spade]

@sick trail @proven tundra @regal sparrow @fiery star @oblique belfry @cunning reef check out the new art I got!

[proven tundra]

[nocturne aurora]

https://giphy.com/gifs/images-warhammer-pdXittpi48UzC

[regal sparrow]

It's the thing from that thing!

(It looks awesome ❤️ )

[teal spade]

made by a guy called Inky Scales

[oblique belfry]

holy fuck

[frozen void]

https://giphy.com/gifs/side-eye-the-boys-smittymoocow-bXdUn1pnjcMpgKnaLk

it does look good

[teal spade]

Furry

[oblique belfry]

we got grim splash art

when vgu

[regal sparrow]

Do you have a link for their page? I can't find anything with that name lol

[fiery star]

Cool art, but why you smol

[teal spade]

https://inkyscales.carrd.co/

[teal spade]

kobolds smol

Gix is like 2'8 or 0.8m

[fiery star]

Little baby man

[copper vapor]

[fiery star]

Wish I can do chaotic background with motions and perspective like that, I had to refund almost half of the price of a commission recently exactly because I couldn't do this kind of background

[regal sparrow]

Ah man, rip

[sick trail]

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

could pass for a character skin for some league champ

[teal spade]

"Gix the Kobold Gunslinger"

[teal spade]

look up

[copper vapor]

or that

[oblique belfry]

what would be its abilities

[copper vapor]

splash art for the league champ

[copper vapor]

shoot gun
reload gun
shoot gun
shoot big gun

[teal spade]

gun - sword - jumpy - eating hubba bubba

[copper vapor]

passive: gun

[untold spear]

just change it a bit and you have a twitch skin

[copper vapor]

for his neutral special

he wields a gun

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

@marsh cargo @quiet abyss unlocked relic pistol

[arctic flicker]

@copper vapor Someone already got their expedition done

[copper vapor]

... really. I had two but sold them

they were used for nothing this entire time

but NOW they're used for something

I'm at step 3, need the firefly burners

[teal spade]

DROON, rate the art

#╟❓general-offtopic message

[arctic flicker]

do bird city for them globes

[rocky turtle]

is that for dnd?

[teal spade]

it's for me to do what ever I want

[rocky turtle]

if i prestige my class is i gonna level up slower?

[teal spade]

faster

better

harder

stronger

[snow tree]

https://klipy.com/gifs/hey-thats-pretty-good-idubbbztv

[rocky turtle]

[teal spade]

[teal spade]

you jest, but in one game that was kind of it

[umbral sluice]

Actually: 572 pokemons and 251525 fusions, including certain triple fusions

they are making handmade sprites every months as well

[copper vapor]

Outward is literally like this with flintlock pistols

you get several skills for them

one is shoot/reload
the others are all different flavors of bullet

[oblique belfry]

high noon jhin except its your character

instead of traps it throws hubba bubba

[copper vapor]

in other news

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3986690/Ariana_and_the_Elder_Codex/

Steam

Ariana and the Elder Codex

About Ariana and the Elder Codex
The Librarian Ariana's mission is to repair the Seven Hero Codices, which have been altered. Due to the terrible damages, magic has vanished from the world.

By utilizing special Librarian magic that allows her to enter Codices, Ariana seeks to mend the books to bring back magic. Can Ariana safely repair each tom…

Release Date

Q2 2026

this game pretty cool

[zealous depot]

Sup bitches

[upbeat verge]

greetings

[frozen void]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-season-3-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-gif-15583178749253214866

[copper vapor]

why'd this gif turn into a meme now

season 3 is 5 years old

[latent hazel]

that's not what he meant.

[arctic flicker]

Completely forgot that stella montis has a fridge with baskets that spawn nature stuff

[rocky turtle]

@marsh cargo @teal spade no mines this time

[copper vapor]

I'm almost done with those as well

just really need the damn pillows

[teal spade]

mines are easy

[quiet abyss]

yo this shit easy

[quiet abyss]

buddy try 200 mines

[arctic flicker]

there's a shop behind the town hall on buried city that can spawn pillows on the shelves

[quiet abyss]

all over the place

while theres 4 extremis (including a biovore)

[teal spade]

shoot 1 mine, 100 of 'em explodes

[quiet abyss]

on absolute

[teal spade]

[quiet abyss]

thats the thing, THEY SPACE OUT

THEY KNOW THE TRICKS

[copper vapor]

around here?

[arctic flicker]

yup, on the right just under the overpass

[quiet abyss]

anyways, last weeks strategem sucked tbh no fun

[copper vapor]

will look there

I've been hitting the hospital

[quiet abyss]

we had 9 extremis spawns in one area

and i was last left

[copper vapor]

finding a bunch of rubber ducks in the process

[quiet abyss]

for all of it

[copper vapor]

and other trinkets to sell

[quiet abyss]

i mean, a testament to my skill in survival, but FUCK was that miserable

literally 3 raveners, a couple biovore hiding and launching MORE mines, while theres a lictor and 2 zoanthropes

and IM BULWARK

I HAVE A PISTOL

[copper vapor]

problem with hospital is if you don't spawn close to it in a fresh game, you're never gonna find anything good in there

[quiet abyss]

so it was just eugh

[quiet abyss]

true!

[copper vapor]

and guess what

[quiet abyss]

why go there again?

[copper vapor]

I had 3 late join in a row

[quiet abyss]

late join sucks ass

and blue gate also kinda sucks ass

because theres never ANYTHING LEFT

[copper vapor]

trying to get the pillows I need for scrappy, still need 2

I had one last match but a rat moron got me otw to extract

[quiet abyss]

oh, i get those in houses in buried

9/10

[copper vapor]

I tried those, no luck

[quiet abyss]

just bring level 1 looting for the safe pocket

[copper vapor]

tried the aparment buildings too

[quiet abyss]

stop free loadouting

and bring like a ferro 1

make a free loadout

but not free

[copper vapor]

my "free not free" loadout was a burletta III I found in a gun crate during hurricane

lost it when I got 3rd partied while fighting arc

[marsh cargo]

[copper vapor]

I think I'm gonna do some hairpin gaming for a bit

[green granite]

I still like the fact that Leon gave Grace a .50 caliber anti materiel revolver

And she looks like she broke her wrist with every shot

[quiet abyss]

dont bother with the heroic one right away btw, kinda mid

ah yes, 36 rounds in a game where anything less than 70 is literally nothing

good work saber

[marsh cargo]

They fixed it this patch

[quiet abyss]

how so?

[marsh cargo]

And its not the best hbp

[quiet abyss]

buffed ammo?

i know

best is gathalamor

[marsh cargo]

The perk works now

[quiet abyss]

accuracy one

wait it one shots heads now?

or just on alerting enemies

because that part worked

[marsh cargo]

1taps alerting on torso shots

[quiet abyss]

oh ok

still not very useful

[marsh cargo]

Highest gun strike damage in the entire game

So it is good

[quiet abyss]

yeah, but not high enough damage to make it worth

[marsh cargo]

15%

[quiet abyss]

15%?

thats literally like 2 extra melee swings at most

hardly that nice

[marsh cargo]

That just makes gunstrike builds very dum dum

And you 1 tap mayoris

[quiet abyss]

on absolute?

doubt

maybe on the fun diffs tho

ruthless and substantial

anyways

i prefer plasma pistol anyways

because at least its ammo efficient

if you dont just shoot everything with it

cant shoot much besides extremis and annoying majoris with it

and its best used to regain contested health tbh

[green granite]

Deadstiny

[quiet abyss]

deadstinky

[azure rivet]

Hit a government spy drone. Worth it to inconvenience the government.

[copper vapor]

@opal star is this a federal crime?

[nocturne aurora]

dude is going to vanish in the next 24h

[green granite]

@oblique belfry

[oblique belfry]

[teal spade]

@rocky turtle

[rocky turtle]

[teal spade]

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

the game took pity on me and gave me a bp I lost to pvp earlier

[arctic flicker]

My man really wanna be placed in hotshot

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ULTRAKILLMedia/status/2029234403939938448?s=20 @oblique belfry

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[copper vapor]

this would 100% work with Half-Life sounds and music as well

[sour rivet]

i love shit like that

fuckin CP violation playing with a civie saying "here you go, doctor freeman" and then the gib sound effect when the cookie breaks

[oblique belfry]

hm

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/2029247890481397811?s=20

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)

Ubisoft officially announces the 'Assassin's Creed: Black Flag' remake 🎮

X · Mar 4, 2026, 5:29 PM

[oblique belfry]

oh brother THIS GUYS STINKS

[sour rivet]

yeah edward is from the sea of course hes gonna stink

[oblique belfry]

nostalgia bait aint gonna work ubislop

go make more r6 skins

[sour rivet]

yoouuuuuu overestimate the brain functions of players

its working on me

i say

as im gonna pirate it

if it doesnt have denuvo

[copper vapor]

they picked a good one, at least

[oblique belfry]

its gonna fumble

and ofc it will have denuvo

like every game in the current age

[sour rivet]

re4 doesnt have it anymore

[copper vapor]

if it's the right nostalgia bait, it might.

[sour rivet]

and i kinda wanna download it mainly for merc mode

[copper vapor]

Black Flag is one of the all time best ACs

[oblique belfry]

if they make it with the current AC methods

it aint gonna do shit

people were 50/50 on shadows

[green granite]

Ngl I think I enjoyed Unity more than I should have

[sour rivet]

no unity was good

it just had a shitty launch

[oblique belfry]

and the other 50 are just ubi fanboys

[copper vapor]

unity was GREAT

but yeah had an awful launch

Black Flag was good from minute one

of day one

of launch day

[sour rivet]

I LOVE PARIS

I LOVE THE PARKOUR AND COMBAT

ITS THE BEST IN THE SERIES

ARNO IS COOL

[copper vapor]

The fact that Unity was used as a basis to restore the Notre Dame cathedral after the fire

[sour rivet]

THE DLC IS COOL

[copper vapor]

is just way too based

never forget

[sour rivet]

whats with historical places burning down

first alexanders library

then notre dame

there was prolly more in between but idk

[teal spade]

They gonna take their best Assassins Creed and ruin it

[sour rivet]

well thenn ill just play the original

[copper vapor]

old buildings probably had too much wood in 'em

[sour rivet]

tbh if any ac needs a remake its the first one

[copper vapor]

I fucking hope not

the fact it didn't have rpg elements and the only egregious bullshit in it was hunting down little colored flags as collectibles

[sour rivet]

and when i say remake i mean i want the gameplay and graphics to be touched up
i do not want the rpg elements
i want something akin to how ac revelations was the peak in that arc

remaster?

remaster.

[thick plover]

Now hopefully

they don't make it bad

[sour rivet]

we will see

remain skeptical

[copper vapor]

I won't play it anytime soon after release anyway

only ubi games I wanna play rn are the two "new" prince of persia games

[oblique belfry]

which are cancelled

[copper vapor]

not talking about the popsot remake

[oblique belfry]

ah

[sour rivet]

also sony isnt porting their singleplayer games to pc anymore

[copper vapor]

rogue pop and pop lost crown

[oblique belfry]

OH right

forgot about those

[copper vapor]

and nothing of value was lost

[sour rivet]

i want ghost of yotei....

https://x.com/CultureCrave/status/2029245072689250461?s=20

Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)

PlayStation will no longer release its single player games on PC going forward 🎮

Live-service games will still release on PC, but games like ‘Wolverine’ will be PS5 exclusive

(via @business)

X · Mar 4, 2026, 5:18 PM

[copper vapor]

I do wonder tho

is this gonna affect GTA6

[sour rivet]

i want wolverine....

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

lmao fuck no

[oblique belfry]

buy our playstation

[sour rivet]

its on xbox as well

[oblique belfry]

wait

if gta6 is on xbox

cant people find a way to port it to pc

using xbox

[sour rivet]

nnnnno?

[copper vapor]

it's funny how xbox decided to release some of its exclusives on playstation and now sony doesn't wanna play nice anymore

[oblique belfry]

nvm then

[copper vapor]

not really, but if it's on xbox it's gonna come to pc eventually

2 years later maybe

[green granite]

Ngl

I dont really like much about Black Flag

[green granite]

Not that a bad game

[oblique belfry]

wtf

[green granite]

I just cant stick w the theme

[copper vapor]

or maybe

[copper vapor]

atreus should be bella ramsey

[green granite]

28 weeks later was nice ngl

But some writings are like

Weird

Other than that I like the movie

[zealous depot]

When 28 hours later

[quiet abyss]

its just normal life basically tho

for a bit

but i think it would get bad quick

also world war z is my favorite depiction of zombies

THE BOOK btw

the movie kinda just goes against the book at every turn

[copper vapor]

screw the pillow, I gotta extract

[quiet abyss]

mbo

how do i get keys

you always have them

[sour rivet]

loot

[quiet abyss]

but i dont ever get any

[copper vapor]

it's entirely randomized

[quiet abyss]

birb, i do

i just dont get

ever

[copper vapor]

got this off a random kitchen drawer

[sour rivet]

loot better

[quiet abyss]

just get wires or some shit for some reason

or like, a fuckin battery

which is so useless when i have like 50

or something like that

[copper vapor]

aight I'm out

now I can go back to spamming silenced anvil

[quiet abyss]

cring

anyways, idk what imma do in arc raiders

[rocky turtle]

i did mission with gene seed and didnt die

[quiet abyss]

because i go to red zones like mbo, i get nothin

[rocky turtle]

RAAAAAAAH

[quiet abyss]

i go to keyrooms, i get nothing because i dont have keys

because game hates me

[quiet abyss]

what level?

dif i mean

ruthless?

4k xp is high for the first 3

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/ULTRAKILLGame/status/2029257427938414633?s=20 @oblique belfry

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[rocky turtle]

ye

[oblique belfry]

time to binge

[quiet abyss]

not bad

now go up to lethal, and make it through with 0 deaths, then i will consider you a strong player

[thick plover]

Were already getting gta6 four years after the console release wdym

[quiet abyss]

this is your quest

im issuing you

[quiet abyss]

wut?

[copper vapor]

[quiet abyss]

i dont remember all this

[oblique belfry]

preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

[quiet abyss]

i dont pay much attention to gta games anymore tho

im waiting for the next rdr

[sour rivet]

its so pretty

props to the artist

[quiet abyss]

(2 decades)

[oblique belfry]

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

i mean its true

actually?

nah

how about lethal without dying fully

revives are ok

[thick plover]

Delusion is high with this one

[quiet abyss]

but full death is disqualify :)

[quiet abyss]

i did say like 2 decades at best

BEST

chances are, never

[thick plover]

nah were not getting one

[quiet abyss]

i know

[thick plover]

what are they supposed to make another red dead about

[quiet abyss]

i can hope

[oblique belfry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmXJnIGPNh8

[rocky turtle]

also do i need to buy skills again if i prestige?

[quiet abyss]

charle

sadie

idk

[copper vapor]

new characters

[quiet abyss]

or

EARLY DUTCH LIFE

[oblique belfry]

freddie mercury on the scene

[quiet abyss]

you know

[copper vapor]

even

DYUERS COLOURES

[quiet abyss]

gang's formative years

before author

and before rip van winkle

[proven tundra]

They could make it about me

[copper vapor]

what's wrong with bro's face

[quiet abyss]

yup

also need to relevel

[proven tundra]

[oblique belfry]

blod

[quiet abyss]

perks cost dirt anyways

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[quiet abyss]

usually i have 1.6k coins

or 2k

which is the max

so it doesnt really matter

siege gives loads of coin

[copper vapor]

omfg

[rocky turtle]

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

snew!!

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/this-is-getting-out-of-hand-star-wars

[rocky turtle]

i unlocked relic melee weapon too

[quiet abyss]

wha one

[rocky turtle]

chainsword

[quiet abyss]

oh good one

thats a good one

i like it

its got combos to learn

[copper vapor]

two comets a leaper and a spotter circling the house I'm in

[quiet abyss]

if youre stationary/walking, you start with 2 heavies, then 2 lights, then a heavy, then repeat the lights and heavies until dead enemy

[quiet abyss]

if running, you go light, light, heavy, repeat

BUT if you want horde clear

you go light, heavy x3

from standing/walking

[green granite]

Period hits him hard it seems

[quiet abyss]

i thought you meant heroic

but yeah those combos are for heroic

but for relic, its just whatever works lmao

the best attacks for damage is the shoulder bash btw

so just spam shoulder bash

[sour rivet]

oh wait
@oblique belfry i just remembered that deathcatchers can puppet idols

https://tenor.com/view/screwed-smiling-friends-gif-14004208455676196700

[oblique belfry]

ye

there is idols in that huge ass room with 3 deathcatchers

[sour rivet]

but the patch notes say they dont in cybergrind

so

treachery and/or p-3

[oblique belfry]

and 4 insurectionists

iirc

[copper vapor]

game refuses to give me pillows but at least I'm getting bps

[thick plover]

if they make a red dead game and the mc is a native american helping his tribe

going through the changing times

i would buy that

[oblique belfry]

@sour rivet

[quiet abyss]

im pretty sure i got a pillow

i just need that FUCKING GEAR

[copper vapor]

can finally start leveling this and end the over-encumbered suffering

[proven tundra]

It's not actually a ship
It's a car

[oblique belfry]

[copper vapor]

🐈‍⬛ of fools

[proven tundra]

[quiet abyss]

i dont have anything in that perk

i just dont find anything to keep

so i never get enough

hates me

[copper vapor]

I loot everything so I can either recycle or sell it. Still need coins to upgrade stash

[oblique belfry]

[quiet abyss]

i have like 250 slots

[oblique belfry]

i love these comments

[quiet abyss]

so im ok for now

[proven tundra]

Chat

[quiet abyss]

but fuck i dont have anything worth shit

[copper vapor]

[proven tundra]

I have a very important announcement

[copper vapor]

I got 90 free slots

[quiet abyss]

yeah its somewhere in the 200s

[sour rivet]

naptime?

[copper vapor]

cold snap on spaceport... time to finish getting those shrooms

[rocky turtle]

i said relic not heroic

[proven tundra]