╟❓general-offtopic

[quiet abyss]

so yeah you got that one chief

good work

[upbeat verge]

weird dog

[teal spade]

box

[quiet abyss]

locks

[marsh cargo]

let me change the passive

[quiet abyss]

[quiet abyss]

bring nade team perk, trust me

helps a lot

on levels like this

[upbeat verge]

alo artod

[timid hollow]

i think the pawn quest

thats like 3 or 4

[sour rivet]

is that after the lvl 10 quest where i gotta go in a cave

[timid hollow]

Yuh

[sour rivet]

or did i follow the wrong green icon

oh okie

[timid hollow]

Oh no its a main quest

[sour rivet]

it was just a sudden jump in level

[timid hollow]

Not from the one next to archibald

[marsh cargo]

i know its good but i dont run it on pugs since last time an assault killed me with a melta

[quiet abyss]

its good to have with friends that have brains

also was that another friendly fire stratagem?

because nades deal no friendly damage normally, like all the rest

didnt i kill you with a melta tho? or was that meme stealer

whatever

[quiet abyss]

wut he doin ther

[left mantle]

Well server slam is over now

[sour rivet]

final thoughts?

[left mantle]

It was pretty alright

Like not "wow" but not dogshit

I think if you got 2 other friends you can play it consistently with it'll be loads of potential fun

[copper vapor]

solo play not viable?

[left mantle]

I just don't think solo is going to be near as fun

With all the shell abilities

You could 100% play as a solo

But it really will shine with a group

[sour rivet]

time to see how many people are playing painkiller

[proven tundra]

Twelve

Dang

[sour rivet]

four!

[copper vapor]

that's one full session

or wait

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

it's 3 players per match?

I forgor

[sour rivet]

uh

yeah

3 players

despite 4 playable characters

[copper vapor]

just like vermintide

ubersreik five... or four... doesn't matter

[sour rivet]

but why 3

[left mantle]

Like had one fight where it was me and shiyon vs 2 other squads and I walked out with 5 out of the 6 that were there. So you can pull it off it's just...I don't think i'd ever play it solo

[copper vapor]

ppl don't have as many friends I guess

[sour rivet]

either way

im still bummed about the game :(

[copper vapor]

ye same

at least hte soundtrack's cool

[sour rivet]

yeah the soundtrack was good

thank goodness sam let me choose a different game when we refunded it

[copper vapor]

thanks to PK and KF3 being shit I refunded them and got nioh 3

[sour rivet]

i think i was trying out bloodines 2 when she was afk after we got off it

that was also meh

[copper vapor]

just saw a guy get downed by a hornet and a wasp

what was cuz doing

[arctic flicker]

suffering a skill issue

[quiet abyss]

game crashed

this is all sparters fault

[quiet abyss]

what are both of those games

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

what was even the point

[marsh cargo]

we got massive waved in a tunnel

2 bilion mines

[quiet abyss]

karma

thats karma

[thick plover]

I won all 3 of my for honor games

[quiet abyss]

and proof you need me

[thick plover]

[quiet abyss]

we aint doin allat with level 6 heavy over there @rocky turtle

we are going to play siege

and we are going to level

[marsh cargo]

cool

ill pick something else then

[quiet abyss]

ok :)

[marsh cargo]

or do lvl 1 tac for siege

[quiet abyss]

we will be going to like 15 or smth

up to you

im taking vangy because we NEED unmatched zeal

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

normal or hard ?

[quiet abyss]

that perk is a must with all the extremis spawns

normal

i dont hate myself

[marsh cargo]

ok ok

[quiet abyss]

red

thats me

[zealous depot]

[marsh cargo]

industry whale

[copper vapor]

painkiller and killing floor 3

[rocky turtle]

its siege?

[marsh cargo]

yep yep

[quiet abyss]

ok

[rocky turtle]

nice

[quiet abyss]

yup

it is

for leveling it is

[zealous depot]

Ewwww siege

Why play the step brother of cod

[left mantle]

What do you mean

You was there too

[sharp crystal]

Baba booey

[zealous depot]

Oh hey, its the bay harbor toilet stander

[left mantle]

[zealous depot]

Sup rat

[proven tundra]

[zealous depot]

Welcome to the party

[proven tundra]

I desire

A nap

[sour rivet]

https://vxreddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/aMHxNmKzKr @oblique belfry (please embed) what this be

[oblique belfry]

ye macun is decent

i dont like it that much tho

[copper vapor]

why so thick tho

diabeetus speedrun

[halcyon fossil]

ah yes the classic one piece of candy gives you diabetes

[left mantle]

Roll back to kitchen diabeeto

[quiet abyss]

bay harbor shitter stepper actually

try again

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/i-dont-know-16

[halcyon fossil]

sorry that statement always gives tiktok almond mom influencer diet "fruit is bad for you because it contains sugar"

[copper vapor]

[lament compass]

fucking idiots

and people believe them

[left mantle]

Just don't consume anything with scary niacin

[sour rivet]

https://fixvx.com/Kroboats/status/2028582704753590401?s=20

Kroboats (@Kroboats)

After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.

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[teal spade]

@oblique belfry !!!!!!!

Jaksho on new shyvvana

[oblique belfry]

[frank hearth]

@oblique belfry https://fixvx.com/Play2XKO/status/2028515938446819784

2XKO (@Play2XKO)

caitlyn rebelled against her family's wishes to join the piltover enforcers at a young age. years later, she's the city's finest peacekeeper.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 2, 2026, 5:01 PM

they retconning arcane

[copper vapor]

isn't that the OG league lore

[oblique belfry]

?

allat arcane champs

just to retcon

holy shit riot teams do not talk to each other

[copper vapor]

erasure

you asked if riot was based

now I think they are

[sour rivet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihi-mOyjwGg

mbo and gex may have caused me to want to reinstall dragons dogma 2

gugh...

[copper vapor]

don't blame me for your bad decisions

(is the pc performance still ass?)

[sour rivet]

no

last i played it felt better

[copper vapor]

[sour rivet]

i think only the main city feels meh?

but im not there often

[sour rivet]

sure wesker whatever you say

[copper vapor]

birb's gonna hit me with the rent free meme

but that reads like josta

[sour rivet]

FREE RENT!?

LETS GOOOOOOOOO

[left mantle]

In this economy?

[sour rivet]

yahg

[copper vapor]

byeah

[left mantle]

Now I know you have a problem.

[sour rivet]

i live in da woods

[timid hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/603537012825391105/1456695952608985214/attachment1-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[quiet abyss]

you know, it sucks when a terminator decides to do a gah damn QTE at the worst time

[marsh cargo]

FUUUUK

[quiet abyss]

like mf im kinda busy and i need my hp, kindly fuck off

this is where infinite krak grenades comes in handy sparter, jot that down (ofc you cant take it at level 1)

[rocky turtle]

not the best place to try sniper

[quiet abyss]

it is one of the best places to play sniper actually

just not with cum color weapons

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

piss weapons? thats where its at

[slim magnet]

arcane was meant to be an alternate universe not canon to the main one until they decided it was going to be canon but only for these specific cases and then not canon again and then canon again

[quiet abyss]

i got unmatched zeal now if you wanna go again

30% hp on extremis finisher

[slim magnet]

but it's mostly non canon save for viktor and the purple smoke lady

[oblique belfry]

they shouldn't have spammed arcane characters on 2xko then

[marsh cargo]

im taking a break now

[oblique belfry]

and saying "its arcane canon"

[rocky turtle]

same

[quiet abyss]

cowards cant play games for 9 hours straight

nah but fr i am gonna too

im gonna go play darktide instead

what is this "break" you speak of

its 40k time all the time

(at this rate im on track to beating my dayz hours)

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/00Ketsui/status/2028498837111714230
@copper vapor just because it was br on my timeline

𝐊𝐞𝐓💀 (@00Ketsui)

Amo ser Brasileiro

QRT: academiadgamers
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[copper vapor]

[rocky turtle]

thanks for siege guys @marsh cargo

[quiet abyss]

you only died 10 times instead of 11

improvement!

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

thats a uhh... im not doing %s you did less horrible

[rocky turtle]

its hard to be alive when there is 2 terminators on my ass

[quiet abyss]

try 4 + 2 helbrutes

[marsh cargo]

i think i did pretty well

[quiet abyss]

[rocky turtle]

3 was enough

[marsh cargo]

heroic HBR is soo goated

[quiet abyss]

sparter did good for a "i owned the game for like 3 weeks"

kinda thing

but the QTE failings are strange

[marsh cargo]

stfu

[slim magnet]

LEON WECO

[quiet abyss]

aw

[marsh cargo]

/jk

[quiet abyss]

its ok i dont take it seriously

but anyways

the qtes trip you up it seems

theres no psykhanium to train in tho

which is retard

no way to get better unless its ingame

i like that darktide just lets you fight enemies in psykhanium (with mods)

or it at least lets you learn their weakspots (besides bosses [unless you use mods])

wow

mods are really needed for darktide to be playable

well, properly playable

with the correct amount of info for the player

like holy FUCK is the healthbar mod useful

since it shows more than 2 bossbars at once

which is a life saver on havoc to know what the FUCK youre dealing with

because normally it looks like theres just a captain and a plague ogryn, manageable BUT what it isnt showing you is the OTHER twin captain (relic blade twin) and the weakened chaos spawn and the other full strength beast of nurgle

fatsharks response to being asked why this isnt implemented: "It would take away from our dev time"

oh yes, the dev time you barely use because we NEVER GET CONTENT UPDATES

oh but if it makes you pay real money in the cosmetics shop? OH WE CAN PUMP THAT SHIT OUT WEEKLY

dickheads

rant over, tl;dr fatshark is stupid and dumb

[marsh cargo]

[quiet abyss]

sparter

[quiet abyss]

do you play with mods?

[quiet abyss]

true!

[rocky turtle]

arrowhead moment

[quiet abyss]

nah arrowhead does things better than fatfish

as much as i dont like narrowhead's approach to balance

[rocky turtle]

[quiet abyss]

i do like their approach to payment

OPTIONAL

[thick plover]

I love winning

[timid hollow]

i will say it everytime

[quiet abyss]

bigshart doesnt do all that, its optional sure, but its ALL THEY DO

[timid hollow]

if there is one game that doesnt deserve the usual hate, its hd2

[quiet abyss]

narrowheads game's microtransactions are not only optional, but theyre full of content

and they GIVE YOU SOMETHING

obesesalmon made a fun game, more fun than hd2 imo

[copper vapor]

dammit

[quiet abyss]

but they dont give us content

so their team is worse, their game is better

both suck at bug fixing

[copper vapor]

I read the full post of this image at cad-comic and someone in the comments mentioned TCF

[quiet abyss]

huh

[sour rivet]

WHY IS THIS ISLAND SO FUCKING FOGGY

[quiet abyss]

water.

idk

i got nothin

[sour rivet]

ITS LIKE... uh
whats a country thats known for being foggy

[quiet abyss]

its far harbor but not far harbor

older

[copper vapor]

silent hill

[sour rivet]

i didnt wanna use silent hill but that was my last resort

[timid hollow]

the mushroom in the distance you can see obviously store a lot of water which fills them up so much that they "spill over" and release all that humidity into the air

duh

(made this up)

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

this singular shroom is causing this island to be covered in fog (canon)

[copper vapor]

aight I'm tired of arcing my raiders

and not getting the stuff I want

[sour rivet]

this is how big it is

[rocky turtle]

i thought its solsteim

[sour rivet]

nuh

i finished the msq in solstheim yesterday i just went back to wyrmstooth to finish up the side content

[timid hollow]

i hope this steam shit works because if i press a another time in ddo and it gets me back im crashing out

fucking japanese

[copper vapor]

steam? ddo?

what's going on

[timid hollow]

when you play with controller you have the usual fuckery with a and b being swapped around

so you confirm with b

yk like in ff7

[copper vapor]

oh

[timid hollow]

AND I GET GIGA AIDS

[copper vapor]

yea that's japanese game design

[timid hollow]

so im gonna try to use steams fancy controller feature to override that

[copper vapor]

would probably spend less time and energy getting used to the control scheme

[rocky turtle]

@marsh cargo @quiet abyss WHAT?

[timid hollow]

or i just use what my thumb know since my miserable existence started

because idk but this game doesnt allow to change it in itself

while the only other game that had it which i know, ff7 on psx, even allowed it

argh

[quiet abyss]

you playin pvp

?

[rocky turtle]

nope

[opal star]

Northwest U.s.

Literally fog central.

[rocky turtle]

goodnight all

[marsh cargo]

[rocky turtle]

not funny

[marsh cargo]

good eeep

[quiet abyss]

then where did you see this?

[copper vapor]

because originally this came out only in Japan, so it only has their controller scheme conventions

either way, you should be able to fix it regardless

[slim magnet]

you should get a mod that removes fog so that it's more realistic and immersive

[sour rivet]

i am going to STRANGLE you

[copper vapor]

I think even Windows itself has a way to remap your controller's buttons, so you can swap A with B straight through windows instead of having to go through Steam

[sour rivet]

[timid hollow]

tbh i overthrow the idea for one simple reason

[opal star]

Expedition done and a wolfpack BP right off the bat, hell yeah.

[sour rivet]

bro who built this windmill

[timid hollow]

i will only mess up later when i map skills to buttons

[copper vapor]

I got a torrente bp in my 5th run post-expedition

@arctic flicker already got a Survivor augment bp

[timid hollow]

it is what it issssssssss

[sour rivet]

mbo you did the expedition right?

[copper vapor]

yes, both of them

[sour rivet]

are the rewards all that worth it

like the 5 perk points and the stash increase

and w/e else it gave you

[copper vapor]

stash increase will only truly make a difference once I max it out again

as for the skill points

[opal star]

Buddies got 70 BPs i gave him before the expedition that he's about to drip feed to me.

[copper vapor]

where tf is the screenshot I sent here earlier

anyway I got the two best mobility perks maxed at level 0

that was a huge help

[copper vapor]

sleazy

[opal star]

Been purely pvp for me, haven't focused on a looting skill tree.

[sour rivet]

niceu

[copper vapor]

now I'm grinding my way back on the red skill line to open security lockers again

and ofc increase carry capacity because the base value is glorpshit

I miss my guns tho

oh well.

[zealous depot]

[copper vapor]

where are you lurking?

bingo?

[arctic flicker]

Got it and wearing my own made survivor augment as well now

time to be a greedy goblin

[zealous depot]

I wish I was lurking at home

[arctic flicker]

found a vita spray bp earlier too

[left mantle]

Not in this country wage slave

[sour rivet]

i wanna do stardew....

[zealous depot]

I took the entire week off next week

[timid hollow]

one of the ddo friends took off next week :0

lvl 999 seeker incoming

[zealous depot]

Probably will get shit from my sup cause its during a week of mandatory ot

[left mantle]

I took friday off, for obvious reasons

"Still sane, Exile?"

[zealous depot]

I'll just sign up for the weekend so they leave me alone

[left mantle]

Man, I wonder why it looks dated

[timid hollow]

wait

what game

[left mantle]

OpenTTD

You know

An open source, updated version of a game from '95

[timid hollow]

ah the game which my dad played where even child me got bored

seems nice tho

[left mantle]

It's good.

IT's just not a genre for everyone.

[timid hollow]

now i kinda want to play simcity

[left mantle]

But writing a review of less than 1 hour that it looks bad is hilarious

[zealous depot]

I like the survvial city builders more

Regular city builders are just meh to me

[left mantle]

Well this isn't a city builder.

[zealous depot]

[halcyon fossil]

ttd is a transport tycoon deluxe

[left mantle]

It's a transport tycoon gamew

[zealous depot]

Ohhhhh

[timid hollow]

holy

[left mantle]

THE transport tycoon game

[zealous depot]

Now I'm really not interested

[left mantle]

Can confirm Taco isn't autistic

[zealous depot]

I find those games very much on the eh side

[left mantle]

No trains for taco

[zealous depot]

[zealous depot]

The only trains I like

Are factorio trains

[timid hollow]

i like citybuilders, but transport tycoon ehhh

[halcyon fossil]

it kind of is a city builder technically if you think about it, just not the place buildings kind

[left mantle]

Not even satisfactory trains

[left mantle]

Not really

You help the town along sure,

[zealous depot]

I never got far enough into satis to get trains ngl

[halcyon fossil]

you have some effect on city growth but not directly building it

[left mantle]

Just be careful that 151 people don't die in a fireball

[halcyon fossil]

satisfactory trains are nowhere near as good or useful as factorio trains

[zealous depot]

And my tism is on another level i play dwarf fortress

And songs of syx

[left mantle]

eh...

[zealous depot]

[left mantle]

Satisfactory trains are a pinnacle of its endgame

[zealous depot]

Okay but you can't mod the trains to be faster than light

[left mantle]

Knowing coffee stain

They may make an easter egg of that

[untold spear]

hi chat

[zealous depot]

Using a train in factorio that gives you like a

1 frame window before you die

[untold spear]

i think i will start playing ranked league o legos again

what do you guys think of it?

[left mantle]

Oh so you're suicidal

[zealous depot]

[untold spear]

might be

[left mantle]

I think you need help

Like professional help

[zealous depot]

That reminds me

Found me a different moba

[timid hollow]

not much

[left mantle]

deadlock, i saw

[copper vapor]

[timid hollow]

cough cough

[untold spear]

hows ur climb going?

[zealous depot]

Got mvp

[timid hollow]

dropped back to gold 3 since the last time i paused and took a one week break because my mental was questionable

also i became extremely toxic again

[left mantle]

Maybe one day i'll have a big enough desire to play deadlock again, but that day is not this or next week

[timid hollow]

i swear league makes you a worse human

[untold spear]

every moba is like that

i also rage, but only when people rage first

[zealous depot]

[timid hollow]

oh not even in the i flame in chat way

just like how i feel while playing

[untold spear]

i see

yeah it can suck too

u mean like stressed or something?

[timid hollow]

extremely pissed off and homicidal rather fits the bill

[left mantle]

League lets you see an accelerated version of weaponized incompetence

[untold spear]

is it exclusive to league o legos tho?

[timid hollow]

and as german as i am and like high blood pressure, league genuinely makes me think things i shouldnt think of humans

[halcyon fossil]

it's impossible for me to get tilted at league, my mental is infallable

[timid hollow]

on the other hand, they dont play like humans and everything pisses me off so eh

[untold spear]

lay down the gas, hans

[left mantle]

This guy

This guy either plays too much top, or none at all

[timid hollow]

im gonna try top now

[halcyon fossil]

jungle/top

[timid hollow]

kinda have the urge for it

[untold spear]

its fun

[timid hollow]

maybe gonna play some shen or urgot

[halcyon fossil]

play gwen

[timid hollow]

meh

[untold spear]

maybe you should play normals or flex tho

[timid hollow]

shen seems busted rn

[untold spear]

playing a role you're not used to can fuck ur winrate

[timid hollow]

eh i played every role

[left mantle]

Shen mentioned @carmine laurel

[timid hollow]

i have 3k hours

[left mantle]

Sorry, pinged you for meme

[timid hollow]

only thing that fucks me up is switching to adc without warm up, switching between mid/top is whatever

[untold spear]

dayum

i want to play just for the sake of playing a competitive game

then again maybe i should resume my marvel rivals climb

got like plat 2 in 15 days or so of playing

[left mantle]

Have you ever played a game with your good vibes on the line?

[timid hollow]

i play because i wanna play lol, i craved it and so far i havent been tilted enough to deinstall for a year again

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/ultron-meme-marvel-marvel-rivals-mcu-gif-7524238962580606528

[left mantle]

Don't pull a zaza now

[untold spear]

i only play ultron

so that's just not happening

[left mantle]

I do not underestimate the capacity for people to play shit

they call her 005

[untold spear]

i thought that by zaza u meant picking widow

[timid hollow]

sometimes its honestly staggering

[left mantle]

0 kills, 0 assists, 5 deaths

[timid hollow]

a lot of situations where i think fucking up like that was harder than to do it right

[untold spear]

ultron is an autoplay turret, so you usually don't go negative

[left mantle]

I have no issue with someone picking widow, I do have it when they refuse to switch after performing abysmally

[untold spear]

i don't switch regardless

[timid hollow]

lets be honest it wasnt the char

[untold spear]

i only have fun with ultron

[timid hollow]

like fr

[untold spear]

so it doesn't make sense to switch

[left mantle]

Tis my point.

[timid hollow]

if youre not able to hit one time to even get one assisst you have to remove the whole player

dissect her brain and figure out how its possible to never hit someone

[left mantle]

Widow players will never recover

[untold spear]

i mean, you can't realistically perform with 150 ping on high rank lobby

[left mantle]

They will always be associated with dogshit now

[timid hollow]

no assist

[left mantle]

Massively incorrect.

[untold spear]

on a character that is aim dependent

[timid hollow]

literally every shot missed

[untold spear]

i'm not defending her lol

[left mantle]

150 really isn't that bad.

I played CS on worse and still got kills with awp

[untold spear]

league pros say that anything beyond 11 ping on decent lobbys is unplayable

remember t1 saying this

[timid hollow]

as much as i hate any ping over 40ms, its literally unbelievable what she did

it was reversed miracle

[untold spear]

i found it quite funny that people dug some of her old overwatch games

[timid hollow]

misses every shot on ana

ON A REINHARD OR SOME OTHER BIG ASS TANK

looked worse than my genji gameplay

[copper vapor]

or he just lyin

[left mantle]

Twas the implication

[timid hollow]

funnily enough, i could even feel 120 ms in fallout online

it just feels ew

[left mantle]

You can feel it sure

[timid hollow]

but its playable ofc

[left mantle]

but 150 is not enough to have 0 kills and 0 assists

[timid hollow]

nah

but on the other hand

gimme a sec

last mate in my team

32 ms

i mean i played bad and the enemies were just better, but dude

nuh uh

[untold spear]

i imagine it kinda fucks for you jerrys

your server is like eu west or something?

there's 8 different languages being spoken?

[timid hollow]

thats not that bad

BUT WHY GET RUSSIANS CONNECTED TO US

[left mantle]

Becuase they don't wanna be on their servers

[timid hollow]

Now comes the best part

That was a premate

That is a friend of mine irl

[left mantle]

hold up I have an image for this

[timid hollow]

Never played a Match again with him tbf

[timid hollow]

i did

i didnt hesitate a single second

[sour rivet]

holy

[copper vapor]

got so eepy suddenly

[timber oxide]

Mini train

[copper vapor]

tren

[marsh cargo]

cracktorio

[copper vapor]

traintorio

[proven tundra]

[green granite]

I like the fact you can create bullet train in factorio

[copper vapor]

man I really got extremely sleepy all of a sudden holy shit

eyes so heavy

[runic condor]

palms are sweaty

[oblique belfry]

spaghet

[copper vapor]

when I blink I don't wanna open my eyes back up

[copper vapor]

somebody toucha my spaget

[proven tundra]

[untold spear]

watchout

you might be bleeding to death

[copper vapor]

I wish

[untold spear]

why would you want to die tho

you seem to have a comfy life

https://tenor.com/view/doro-dorothy-fat-doritos-nikke-gif-3638811687278101957

[copper vapor]

wouldn't want to die
But this would get me a free trip to the hospital and a couple days off from work

[timid hollow]

i won with urgot :)

and we made a yasuo rage so hard he said multiple death threats :)

fun :)

[runic condor]

Yasuo players gotta be the easiest to ragebait

[timid hollow]

only players i actually trashtalk to break them more

psychological warfare

[oblique belfry]

there is 2 things that can happen when they are 0/10

either mental boom or indomitable human spirit

[runic condor]

Yeah it’s kinda scary

[oblique belfry]

you cant know

[copper vapor]

must be the severe chronic main character syndrome they suffer from

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck dude

youtube

what

[marsh cargo]

should we say

[copper vapor]

r34 strikes again

[marsh cargo]

targeted?

[oblique belfry]

im gonna check its comments

[copper vapor]

this is what concerns me the most

[copper vapor]

sure. the comments.

[oblique belfry]

[runic condor]

had an enemy yasuo with 1/14
at minute 25 he disappeared for like 5 minutes so we thought he gave up playing or something and we were about to end the match
blud came back full build and whooped our asses

[copper vapor]

it's clickbait to something actually serious?

[oblique belfry]

lemme watch the short

[slim magnet]

wow i was gonna say that it at least was her actual official design but the hairdo isn't right

[copper vapor]

oh so it's the opposite of my friend who plays hard carries in dota

he goes 0/0 for 45 minutes because he's farming jungle the entire game

then when he finally joins our teamfights he can't do anything because while he farmed creeps, the enemy carry farmed heroes

which is far more effective for your gpm

[oblique belfry]

short is about hulu just randomly streaming all of the new 20 episodes in a single monday

[copper vapor]

oh and he refuses to buy any sort of survivability items
no bkb, no linkens, nothing

[runic condor]

At least the man is dedicated

I guess

[copper vapor]

dammit

now I actually wanna die

stubbed my toe in the corner of the door frame

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[runic condor]

Pinky?

[copper vapor]

yea

[oblique belfry]

[runic condor]

[sour rivet]

[copper vapor]

idk how this toe still exists

it suffers accidents at least once a week

[runic condor]

What doesn’t chop it off, makes it stronger

[left mantle]

what doesn't kill you

makes you

Stranger

I need to stop yappin while mappin lmao

[copper vapor]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ff-fist-bump-cool-guy

I want this.

[runic condor]

You’re indeed saying strange things

[copper vapor]

[runic condor]

Guess they could be even stranger…. things

I’m sorry

[oblique belfry]

we are gonna try smth

[sour rivet]

brar

[runic condor]

That reminds me of that one tank model which it was too powerful for its sake

Fv4005

[left mantle]

I do not approve

[oblique belfry]

we shall see

[copper vapor]

the shitbarn? it's still in the game and the premium HESH ammo it fires deletes people

[oblique belfry]

also

arena video titled "most broken augment combo"
looks inside
runecarver

can people stop spamming that item

[timid hollow]

lost lane completely but i had r

[oblique belfry]

we get it

its busted

[timid hollow]

:)

[oblique belfry]

sword

[timid hollow]

was my first time on shen

was okay

have to figure q w out i always do it dumb

[verbal gate]

I love how Columbo's car is about a couple bad scrapes away from being totaled lmao

[slim magnet]

it will never be not weird as all hell that riot only added two role/champ options for quickplay instead of letting you set up all 5 roles

like why is that

you still have to pick the lanes you want to play

[oblique belfry]

smth smth "role queue" or some bullshit

[slim magnet]

but you can't play random

[runic condor]

Yee
I remember watching a video about it and saying that shooting that thing was a 50% of it actually shooting and 50% of the cannon flying off

[oblique belfry]

for their matchmaking coding ig

[slim magnet]

yeah but autofill exists

in other queues

[oblique belfry]

riot retardism i guess

[slim magnet]

the biggest victim in all of league was the random pick button in champ select

[oblique belfry]

my theory is that picking a champ on role queue is a bit fucky

so thats why they had to add role queue as well

in my opinion tho i legit dont wanna touch that abysmal thing called league of legends source code

[untold spear]

there was a time

were role queue actually existed

and you could wait until a full team was setup for ranked

no autofills, everybody on their mains

it didn't work though

[slim magnet]

fastest lane into ruining the game for yourself

[untold spear]

whatever

[slim magnet]

i have yet to meet a singular person that otps a lane or a champ that actually enjoys the game

[untold spear]

competitive modes are only fun if you're good

everything else is just cope

[slim magnet]

not in a "well of course not it's league you're not supposed to enjoy it kekw emoji!!"

[untold spear]

guess it's just the habit

there are otps who have been playing the same champ for 10 years already

i ahve seen some

[slim magnet]

this shit is also part of the issue

thinking it's only fun if you're good is like adding nitro to the fastest lane

[empty ore]

How many fps would I get with the 9070XT?

Does anyone know?

[slim magnet]

imagine playing exclusively one character in a game that offers you like 170 different ones in 5 different lanes

and you choose to play only one

in only one of the 5 lanes

and if you lose you have a mental breakdown

[runic condor]

Enough

[untold spear]

https://tenor.com/view/circle-gif-23021267

[slim magnet]

and if you don't get your lane you have an even bigger mental breakdown because you don't know how to play anything else nor want to bother with it

[untold spear]

isn't this just working?

lmao

[slim magnet]

imagine treating a game as your job in a non content creator context

imagine

[untold spear]

humans are strange

[slim magnet]

and in a non cheat development or boosting service context

[oblique belfry]

fukin hel

finally

"swiftplay"

12 min queue

[sour rivet]

whats the longest queue you've been in a game

[oblique belfry]

21 minutes

[marsh cargo]

dead game

[sour rivet]

40-50 is what i remember for me

[oblique belfry]

what the fuck

why did you not requeue

or not stop

[sour rivet]

im currently trying to remember what game

was it for honor? i dont remember if that had a queue timer you can look at

dbd?

[marsh cargo]

https://vxtwitter.com/retrovideos_/status/2028598980553142775

Retro Videos (@retrovideos_)

I think this scene should be studied by film students

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 2, 2026, 10:31 PM

[sour rivet]

fuck...

[oblique belfry]

@left mantle this shit was not fun mane 🥀

[left mantle]

There's a reason I did not approve.

[timid hollow]

another day

another lose due to cait not going collector

meh

[green granite]

Swiftplay 😭

When did Quickplay get dethroned

[timid hollow]

thats how the fast gamemode in valorant is called as well

[oblique belfry]

for like a year now

[untold spear]

damn bro

what is that ori build

we're back to season 6?

[timid hollow]

dude already got tilted in champ select because i didnt swap with him

[untold spear]

some people just enjoy cock so much innit

[zealous depot]

[timid hollow]

HOLY FUCK HE USES BLUE HUD

BASED

[green granite]

Amber HUD

[timid hollow]

blue hud superiority

[oblique belfry]

holy shit terrorist briar build

THEY FF'D NOOOOOOO

clown + transit is already funny

dive bomber was just icing on the cake

dealt 1.5k true damage to lee

okay i need to remove some mods from this modpack

because this slowness is getting to me at this point

im fighting bosses in slow mo

[timid hollow]

gaming

[oblique belfry]

holy shit i felt like i was stabbed or smth

sudden stomachache

shat

now feeling good

[quiet abyss]

plays like a bathtub lmao

still fun tho

just so weird

and fo1 has some weird ass controls, apparently fo2 fixes some

[timid hollow]

It has this weird eerie vibe that pulls you in

[green granite]

Nah

Its just our pc is dying

[oblique belfry]

its GAME that is dying not our pc

[green granite]

I think if I remove a mod Id remove the secret of shadow

And another one

Forgot the nane

[oblique belfry]

currently going through modlist rn

and im removing weapon dlc / calamity bard and healer / thorium chest tweaks

i could also remove consolaria but im curious about their bosses

jesus fucking christ

meanwhile

man the moment smth like FORGE in terraria comes to alive

im hauling ass

and downloading everything

because this shit ass

the game seriously needs a coding overhaul

[green granite]

I think Terraria is fine

Its usually mods

A lot of them are like mixed code quality and stuff

[oblique belfry]

vanilla terraria doesn't need multithreading (unless you are playing with 30-50 people with gazillions of projectiles lmao)

so i get that part

but i wish tmodloader had smth different

[green granite]

I think I might start new world with less mods

And try doing thrower

[little depot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/613389510897565717/1475167648693223736/evil-will.gif

[green granite]

I havent tried building summon

[little depot]

Bro

Leon Kennedy

Is my archenemy

[green granite]

Nah

Albert Whisker

[slim magnet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5wfTIpsbxg

almost better than the original and just because it's ethereal shoegaze

[little depot]

Thank you momo

Is this megane with like 6 layers of reverb and gumi

[slim magnet]

it's also slower and cozier

[halcyon fossil]

endfield resetting volume settings after every update is starting to actually annoy me

[slim magnet]

wow there are no uploads of the original song in youtube

[little depot]

is this not it?

[slim magnet]

not that one

that song is the credits theme in the tsukihime remake

[little depot]

Is that not the original

[slim magnet]

ye but not the original for the cover i sent

lost is different song

twitch crashed on my end and is constantly giving me a black screen bro i just wanted to watch crelly

[little depot]

What's a crelly

[slim magnet]

cow themed vtuber that talks really fast, never stops talking, and overshares a lot

love having her as background noise

[oblique belfry]

go into tmodloader discord server
start a rant about multithreading
every coder / programmer explains it wont work
ask why
yap for 30 mins
@green granite

[slim magnet]

a mosquito just brutalized me

[oblique belfry]

i started a whole ass argument in tmodloader discord now

[slim magnet]

dawg i gave you the most general of answers possible the other day and i'm betting my ass the actual people behind it gave you the exact same answer

[oblique belfry]

i know

just wanted to hear more about how it can be optimized more

and apparently learnt

that game code is filled with if else statements

[slim magnet]

every game's code is filled with that

[oblique belfry]

no i mean ** A L O T ** if else's

we are talking about yandere sim type if else's

[slim magnet]

dawg i'm sure, that's how code works

that's funny i was about to hit enter on a message regarding the meme starting with a decomp of yandere sim

[oblique belfry]

oh i know if else is mandatory in almost everything im just saying its abundant

[slim magnet]

but typed another thing instead

bro

nah you're just unaware

[oblique belfry]

i could be

thats what people are saying tho

code having more then needed if else's

[slim magnet]

the if else block meme was an uber forced jab at yandere dev

[oblique belfry]

all i remember from yandere sim was other programmers looked at his code and wanted to help but he refused and stayed with if else's

[slim magnet]

even more so because the decompilation isn't 100% accurate and it actually converts the holy ✨switch case✨ into if else blocks

bro refused help for reasons other than the if else block meme

if anything i'm also dead sure that you got "too many if elses" as an "explanation" for race conditions

dead ass certain of this

[halcyon fossil]

fuuuuck switch case

[keen tree]

http://puu.sh/KJpvM/6e47cbdebc.jpg Kemshi

[halcyon fossil]

kenshi indeed

[keen tree]

I'm a small skinny bug and this guy is bullying me.

http://puu.sh/KJpwi/5458d0ab70.jpg

[oblique belfry]

all they said was "game has many if else's"

i cant back that up

"trust me bro" territory

[slim magnet]

yeah well really you got the blanket explanation of why no multithreading

[short basin]

i didnt mean to bold that lol

[little depot]

The all powerful tenary operators

[oblique belfry]

i was like why is this man screaming

[slim magnet]

you're going to get that even from non gaming contexts

why no mt?
race conditions and not necessarily a performance improvement, also hardware dependant

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846516864334954557/1478222437891182645/IMG_4953.jpg?ex=69a79d6d&is=69a64bed&hm=197e2ce774604a838485acdf8bdc8b3ced4144de433de7edd699cb3e2143cbe7&

[oblique belfry]

hm

i see.

[thin bobcat]

what the fuck are you talking about

[slim magnet]

literally that

[thin bobcat]

dnspy can convert the IL instructions to normal switch cases

the game is written in c#

[slim magnet]

wow that's crazy then i guess i've just never ever seen a switch case in a tarkov mod

the more you know

[oblique belfry]

wait all this knowledge is from tarkov modding alone ?

[slim magnet]

no?

would that even change anything

[thin bobcat]

Wait, I am now actually second-guessing myself, switch cases in C# are syntax sugar, I know that the dnspy version I use does recover simple switch cases but I don't know if that's the default tho

Why not check it, not like it takes much time

[slim magnet]

i don't have anything c# based on my disk right now

[oblique belfry]

not really

was just funi to me

anyways

[green granite]

The f you mean 16k

[oblique belfry]

tiem

[oblique belfry]

16.5k

🥀

[opal star]

@static axle 1000 yard dings.

[slim magnet]

oh dn stands for dot net

[halcyon fossil]

yabba dabba doo

[static axle]

[thin bobcat]

Apparently the default version of dnspy does not attempt recovering the syntax sugar switch cases, it does work for the goto instructions since they are 1:1 in IL but not for the syntax ones, at least not anymore for .NET 9.0, I have no clue what that looks like in .NET Framework (which Unity uses)

[uneven sapphire]

[thin bobcat]

And even there I am not 100% sure because I am too lazy to create a test project and just compiled a random one that uses extensive variants only

Nvm, dnspy can break down normal switch cases without falling back to if-else https://github.com/search?q=repo%3ALordEnma%2FYandereSimulatorDecompiled+switch&type=code and apparently YandereDev also used them sometimes

[sour rivet]

where the fuck is she

[blazing maple]

he doesn't know

[sour rivet]

she CHEATED at egg hunt

[pallid raft]

there was a fish in the percolator

[zealous depot]

[restive bear]

Enclaveslop

[green granite]

wtf

so called Quality of Life is like

borderline cheating

[slim magnet]

went on a rampage on a posse of mosquitoes that entered my room

[sick trail]

Mosquito_coil.mp4

[slim magnet]

nah it was kung fu shit

grabbing them mid air

ignore the fact that mosquitoes are mega slow

TRUST YOUR INSTINCT

[rocky turtle]

in some funny video

[rocky turtle]

[slim magnet]

dude i've no joke gibbed 7 mosquitoes by now and every time i turn off the lights i see another one fly by the computer screen

turn the lights back on and there's 2 sitting on the roof

[sick trail]

Can't find the spawner block

[slim magnet]

dude for real there's a spawner in my room what the fuck is going on

well still i much prefer having a mosquito nest maybe inside the lamp socket than the spider nest i had to deal with last year that appeared behind my plushie mound

[sick trail]

You got rid of the spiders and now you suffer the consequences

[rocky turtle]

@zealous depot bro kitted out so hard and got shit helmet

[halcyon fossil]

spiders would cure the mosquito problem

[teal spade]

@sick trail I'm getting another drawing done for my kobold, got a preview just now. Wanna see?

[slim magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/lighthouse-the-lighthouse-wake-laugh-wake-laughing-gif-16420751

[little depot]

This new femtanyl Astrid Collab is pretty cool

[sick trail]

Sure

[teal spade]

Action pose!

[sick trail]

Needs more Polish vodka and gun

[teal spade]

Bitch, I'm not Polish

How dare you insult me like that

[sick trail]

Close enough

[teal spade]

[zealous depot]

[celest plank]

being polish is an honor you absolute fucking dickwart

[sour rivet]

@timid hollow new blood server gave PEAK

can you make this your steam background

oh god hes been playing ddo for 11 hours

hes gone

[rocky turtle]

morning birb

[sour rivet]

1am

[rocky turtle]

9 am

[sour rivet]

https://x.com/hyojin_en/status/2028559932887347523?s=20

hyojin (@hyojin_en)

"Oh cool Walpurgis stuff, cool cool...Oh! They showed off some of the missions I wonder what we are-"

X · Mar 2, 2026, 7:55 PM

[raven swan]

good afternoon chat

[sour rivet]

im gonna chop you up

[sick trail]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2028617872121954405

Dave Kratzy (@Krtzyy)

this new minecraft mod called "Dap ur Homies" might be my favorite multiplayer mod of all time

the better the timing, the better the dap

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 2, 2026, 11:46 PM

Minecraft kids are doing alright

[sour rivet]

holy shit

[pallid sapphire]

[pliant meteor]

[rocky turtle]

[raven swan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-wave-emoji-cat-wave-cat-wave-gif-17826137474354671565

[sour rivet]

https://gifconvert.vxtwitter.com/convert.avif?url=https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/HB7QvQVWwAAxFwY.mp4

[rocky turtle]

time to marine my space

[raven swan]

time to elite my dangerous

just got a new whip last night, time for its first kill

[rocky turtle]

[pliant chasm]

finally found a color that almost matches artian weapons

[brittle karma]

vomit green

[pliant chasm]

can't change the weapon colors sadly

[rocky turtle]

bro killed shrek and wearing his skin

[sour rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/american-dad-american-dad-intro-american-dad-intro-full-family-guy-seth-mcfarland-gif-13457763322853228640

[rocky turtle]

[snow tree]

[sour rivet]

"i stole a lot from the thalmor, you may as well have some of it!"

gives me 42 gold

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[rocky turtle]

yay free money

wtf did i joined to

[snow tree]

Match?

[rocky turtle]

[snow tree]

[verbal lodge]

the reimus meet

[sour rivet]

Nerds

[restive bear]

Nords

[upbeat verge]

bloods and crips

[verbal lodge]

chess rune kinda cooks sword it seems...

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1478307638877093950/Kick_Buttowski_Intro.mp4?ex=69a7ecc6&is=69a69b46&hm=0b4291d983ff625af1837334eab7d2d6ec601eeead28224988ec5b35e5c5f66b&

[green granite]

awh

Birb is gome

[fierce aspen]

limp bizkit

[fierce aspen]

i had one of those

[green granite]

this shit was so long ago

[fierce aspen]

shiii my childhood

[upbeat verge]

and its a peak cartoon

[upbeat verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1477077781627142165/VID_20260227_130454_801.mp4?ex=69a767e1&is=69a61661&hm=39f5ba37c44dbe461a6be3763223e328ca574a2399d9d4b78585db36e0a55f0e&

[rocky turtle]

[upbeat verge]

I love that this isn't cut in anyway its legit the cutscene that plays in asylum

[untold spear]

i like how a relationship and a the documentary are somehow equivalent

[little depot]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[pliant meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1158180475341377622/1478269695793565731/4A450172-EF15-422D-92C1-16FDBE7738D2.jpg?ex=69a7c970&is=69a677f0&hm=9c8cad41713787e4e107f1feb18e441abf872ed230e1a86bb215531871bac806&

[upbeat verge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6IcwcOnDfqAqfsVMZVusMb?si=0JDTVFqPTtCUcTohF-Auqg
@pliant meteor

[blazing maple]

some of the zombies in this are gnarly

[glad parrot]

What minimum wage does to a mf...

[nocturne aurora]

dying light the beast the police officer infront of the Town hall

[blazing maple]

20 years no paycheck

wait

28 years no paycheck

[pliant meteor]

[rocky turtle]

damn life in racoon city is ass