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No idea that was a while ago
also true
i feel like you would remember that
You would have to beat this info out of me 
this is more like the 4th time at this point
Where is Josta with a flamethrower when you need him
Well no shame I don’t see anything wrong
not even fuckin batman could get this outta me
Well I mean I did go in but I don’t remember if it was clean clean or what
the anonymity is like a warm blanket
like its already third hand embarrassment

im immune to such feelings, i only feel confusion
Imma just stop engaging with this crap
Same
so this is easily the 5th time, we have a reoccuring trespasser of the toilet bowl

nothing new
and me as a normal person feel fucking embarrassed
5?
like wtf
idk if its common enough its not worth remembering if it was clean the last time
I'm just gonna go shovel somr snow
Need a break from the bay harbor toileter
it seems like its more than 2

go get sore muscles
buster
unless its like 1 inch of snow
and you get that shitty snowfall
bay harbor toilet stander
Let’s agree it was clean and we can drop it
bay harbor shitter stepper
die


Well hope ya having a ok and safe day
i am, i never slept
its ok
i got this, just gotta make it 7 more hours
darktide will sustain me
@marsh cargo get over here now

no friends called me to play div
this reminds me
I haven't played div2 since I bought this pc
and it ran badly on my old one
gotta try it out sometime
Its a wonder Div2 is still up and running making money for ubi qnd they never realised they should stay with it.Instead they kept making only shit nobody wants afterwards 
the main thing keeping me away from buying it on pc is that i want to move my progression from ps4
if they can get cross progression on for honor
they can do it on div2
may be a weird take but i think cross progression should be a stable thing in gaming
i wish it'd be something realtime
divos2
orang
ignore the creature
is that even possible?
I personally abbreviate it as DOS2
why wouldnt it be
I don't know, I didn't make the game
why not
I don't work for ubi
agreed especially nowadays
it's not like games are being simply ported from console to PC anymore
they're all being developed as multiplatform games to begin with
yea
uncle zucc is desperate for me to use facebook again
keeps sending me "friend suggestions" of suspicious profiles
i really dont wanna put my 400 hours in all over again
@oblique belfry
Modded Factorio uses 22gb of RAM on startup (and it's a normal thing because of how Factorio loads the game)
grumpy old man beats up a single mom

wuzzat
am poor again
I mean, it uses 22gb because I have 32gb RAM so it uses all available RAM to load the entire game onto it so that the game runs faster
It literally crashed my system a few minutes ago because I was not aware of it and I had my browser open while the game loaded and I ran out of RAM 

I have removed a few mods to make it load faster
i got blue screened today as well
After the game loads the ram usage drops down to ~8gb
epic games did a 1-2 combo
Ew, epig
fort crashed then when i clicked on epic it gave me bluescreen
where's the outward gamers at
Unfathomable drip
I wanted to ask if Berg is the best city to have my "main home base" at
iirc it's the most central location, has connection to every other map
lowk most overrated elden ring set
explode
"knight" but it's mage cope
i rather use the og demon souls one
literally the coolest kind of mage
armored mage is cool
fuck DND and the limitations it imposed on spellcasting with armor
caused irreversible damage to fantasy

boring plain plate with no personality
i like how my ayleid lich summon has dragon priest dialogue
like bro what the fuck are you talking about you're an elf
ya know
as bland as it is, I like it
gives that "nameless knight" vibe
like this guy
breton
Be a man, use full Solitude set
i like the Souls 2 one for the nameless knight spot

that set does look great
i still cant get over the fact those crusader kings modders that made the elder scrolls mod removed all the lore we got of bretons from eso
my first dark souls playthrough was wearing the charred witch robe or whatever it was called because I didn't wanna increase my weight capacity or wear havel's ring 
and the reachmen
amazing things in comp chat
Gold hemmed set is peak fashion and has ridiculously good stats for how light it is
hoslow is also real fancy
the tale of house hoslow is told in blood
oh right, that's the name
"charred" was a ring
it was what i was rocking for a good while on my first playthrough
the real good part of the gold-hemmed set was the fire defense
but then again I was mostly dying in one hit anyway
the objective was to not get hit at all 
I don't remember what I wore in other ds1 playthroughs or my ds2 playthrough
all I remember is my DSR playthrough weapon, which was a spear (until I got the ornstein spear at like... the tail-end of the game)
oh and I used the sun sword in ds2. quality build peak
unfathomable drip of the souls 2 knight set
Being a werewolf is a balancing act
Constantly building stress and debuffs the longer you go without wolfing out
but then you do and nuke everything with teeth and claws
in le mage armor coping as a knight
finally some good decorated knight
man
lame and gei
back when I played vanilla Skyrim, the werewolf transformation was really weak
the undeath mod made me forget how short the actual black books are
get his ring
eat people
eat people
all the transformations in our modlist have their own strengths and weaknesses
I did an actual magic knight run of ER, was a lot of fun. Only used Carian swordceries. Carian Slicer is just fucking absurd.
but they still feel powerful in their own catagory
i think carians are bitch ass mfers
in modded its pretty crazy strong
used that a lot in nightreign
im tired of pretending they're not
werewolf meridian follower vs mephala lover lich
and silver I guess
who wins
everyone loses
correct
also the mods make it so the werewolf destransformation animation is better
oh i dont think i saw it
Only thing is that Carian swordceries had next to nothing for poise damage. Then the DLC happened and we got the nuke known as Carian Sovereignty AoW
i became a werebear as my cleric lizard
only cool things about carians is i can larp as vergil
If you so much as touch the Moonveil I will do unspeakable things
LMAO THE FLUTE
Like I said perks you pick in the werewolf tree have lesser effects in human form
it's cosmetic i swear to god
yeah
but also if you sate the beast you get buffs
that goes for all the transformations i believe
i still have a fuck ton of magicka
and my thralls are batshit op
like wtf
after and during transformations Wolves are non hostile and friendly
same with the were variety
also that
still gotta do the quest for the totems tho
But can you be a werebear
I ain’t reading allat
just had a dude say the reaper spawns are hacking players
girl help me
literal darktide conspiracy theories
the event that increases ogryn enemy spawns including reapers? nah thats a hack bro trust me
bro wtf is he on about

haha not immune
yeah nah its just how darktide works, this dude is level 27 btw
not even experienced so hes clearly just making excuses for skill issue
because i was doing ok and im using some of the worst weapons
Oh no, weakness to poison! Better watch out for those really scary Frostbite Spiders
poison spells
electro staff does like nothing
no my blood runs too fast and too hot
and frostbite spiders have a paralysis
falmer... :(((
a very annoying one
How often do enemies actually fucking use poison spells
very
modded skyrim bro
some druids and healers
hagravens
Basically
My heart works TOO fast and pumps the poison around at mach 12 which makes me die fast
my heart doesnt work
My hear has enough BMP for the both of us and then some
!lvlup
@opaque frost
Legend - lvl 60 (445,550 XP)
Master - lvl 46 (213,325 XP)
Veteran - lvl 35 (101,675 XP)
Professional - lvl 26 (46,475 XP)
Experienced - lvl 20 (23,850 XP)
Trainee - lvl 12 (7,030 XP)
Rookie - lvl 6 (1,625 XP)
Novice - lvl 0 (0 XP)
You get XP by chatting in the text channels (5-13 XP per message, it is random);
Type/rank viewin #🤖bot-commands to see your level;
Type/rank xp_levelin #🤖bot-commands to see how much XP you'll need to reach the level you're interested in.
mf
Become a space marine, have two hearts
space marine weaker than dragonborn
/rank view
they aint allat
wrong chat
Depends, is the space marine wearing a helmet?
Everyone knows helmets drastically weaken their power
2 space marines that didnt wear a helmet in sm2 died in a book
Taco
Are evil
that's what I'm saying

book?
Their like
im gonna throw your favorite sword in the forge
9 times evil
which was mentioned in a book
oh well that isnt the same thing
the fuck you mean
oh!
They got taken out back and shot like the Rookie from ODST
if it was IN a book, it would be in their perspective imo
its just mentioned
they basically tossed it in there just to tell you theyre dead
for no reason
you still have time to convince me to not
also it was a community article

even worse than a book
thank god
you're a community article
focking numbers
ddo has mods?
ye
everyone on his list is running the world!! have fun with that information!!
well go do something about it. Run for government, get reforms done, arrest all those connected. USE THAT ANGER
DO IT
GO FOR IT
get heart attacked out of existance in 5 weeks?
im good

Lmfao
there is no such thing as overkill
except in FFX because you get more AP from overkilling enemies
nuke everyone
take swiftness brah
we up to some shit
noice
mask of the betrayer type shi
this isnt.... the waking dreams im familar with
oh im back in the main area
interesting... side path

so uh
another RE3 remake question
if the knife is indestructible there
and there's even a perfect dodge + counter mechanic
jill can just
go full bri'ish and stab everything to death?
probably low knife damage
the counter is probably good damage
anime as fuck
yea
its time
bro went into the realm of nurgle
aprocrypha, the land of free books and soul gems
i fucking love apocrypha
Im reminded of that one level on Ghostbusters the game where you have to fight the librarian ghost.
Sliming him was so unnecessary
same friend that went
"lets play for honor"
played 1 game of dominion and then uninstalled


he was like "oh I remember why I dont like this game" as 3 people were hitting him at the same time
and I was on conqueror like
bro couldnt handle the gank
spamming quick attack
and killing people
I almost won a 1v4 cause I was doing that
orochi light spam
black prior bash spam
AD PROFUNDIS!
I was fighting that character with the sword that makes you bleed
worst experience of my life 
and then we played overwatch stadium and he was like
"oh I know why Im not enjoying pvp its cause I just got off a long shift" 
long long ago when equipment had revenge building stats, 3 hits and you get revenge everytime
bro cause my mouse is fucked right
ITS SO HARD TO REACT TO ANYTHING
on controller
like I SWEAR
i move me stick and it not move
I still like Centurion cause I get to bash everyone
warmo(mmy)nger?
sorry bro im not a loser
check out this fih I caught
we were this close to greatness
glass
you sir , are a fish.
miraaks dragon isnt appearing for me
why is this game so bugy
unmodded and modded this bitch always breaks
unmodded barely breaks
also you can just do set stage to advance the quest
the UESP has the quest stages detailed I think
Yes that one
didnt even get to get incredibili man or gladiator

setstage doesnt work
thats a funny joke
then youre missing something
no im not
not a joke my first 2 playthroughs were unmodded and only glitch I ran across was the briarheart not realizing I had picked it up for that one quest
I don't remember any bugs in my vanilla skyrim playthru back from 2012 
probably some unimportant shit that didn't impede my game too much
u got all 3 words of bend will to summon him?
dur
this
leave and re-return apocrypha
idfk how does one break saarhotar quest
wtf did u do
I didnt
Also they got a point

dont just assume its my fault
I rarely have ever had unmodded skyrim break hard enough to prevent me from doing something.

dont call me they
get they/them'd idiot 
I was using a plural but reading is hard.
Because I was referring to both you and MBO 
bro is upset by being referred to as they
they is my default fallback when someone hasn't established their pronouns
I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS PLURAL DUE TO HIM REFERRING TO ME AND MBO
anyway back to you birb
call "it" for the funnies
what kind of cosmic shift in the multiverse did u cause to break sarhotaar
nothing
Steal their pronouns
i progressed the quest normally
i don't have pronouns don't refer to me
the quest icon appears above him
he refuses to rise from the depths and fly to me
That's reserved for the fins and australians. Because finland is the void and australia ain't real
youre referring to the summit of apocrypha quest , yes?
u used bend will?

I SAID THIS
HAHAHAHA
I really wanna ping hate again for this 
This person has no referrals, they’ll never make it in this industry
youre a figment of my imagination I KNEW IT
actual tard
I'm gonna die
idk brother reload a save or something
_ _ doesn't want to be referred to by anything
Oh discord ruined the joke
A perfectly normal tree
I genuinely have no idea how one breaks that quest
FUCKING SHIT FUCK YEH
its called skyrim being skyrim

damn my pc forced windows to update
playing Skyrim
sadge
It's now set to explode
Goodbye Mr Bond
What da dog doin?
@upbeat verge did you see my John anime ring
dogi
1/4 top lane getting leaver penalty
Classic.
Kill John Lennon
still krelok
yees.
"Enemies in the area are shaper touched"
Oh I guess this means they'll do like shaper projectiles
Proceeds to nearly get hit by a triple shaper beam into a shaper slam combo

It infact meant that i'd be having shapers apparitions show up to cast his abilities from the fight instead
What the fuck are those comps 
not ranked ones
the whitestrakers
the WHAT
white!
I must find more
Hmmmn
Where else do the divines have shrines that're cool
and not small and shit
do you want a hint
not to the locations but of a book that has clues to the locations
slaps you
northwatch keep!
where you save that one greymane dude
hero only due to the fact he genocided almost all the ayleids
and some khajiits
he is fucking insane
average nord


i spotted you
I'm a Khajiit and a werewolf so does that mean it cancels out or i'm a double furry
Please respond quick thalmor closing in
what you doing @vital venture 
busy until like 6 pm, then playing game homie bought me
hey sam, I think I mentioned the last RE I played was 5
should I play the "spinoffs" like Revelations and whatnot or just keep to the numbered main entries
(and the remakes)
kill them then
Killing the Thalmor is always the correct decision
I left an almost complete set of silver armor behind because if I picked it up I was unable to move
gonna have to pawn this shit off and double back to take it
yep good man
I also don't like speed of time passing in this game. it's even faster than bethesda games
what game?
Outward
in bethsoft games the timescale is 20, so each minute irl is 20 minutes ingame
in this game it's 24
oh ok
imma try the challenge momo did in ready or not
just handguns like a patrol officer

guess imma die a bunch
not sure if i will use .357
but i mean, some officers use it
idk
dirty harry
wait apparently I was wrong
i want one
this game isn't as fast as bethesda games
its slower?
Just gaslight atrox
yea it's faster
He won't notice
in bethsoft games, 1 ingame day takes 72 irl minutes
in outward it's 1 ingame day for 60 irl minutes, so 1 day for 1 hour
a creature of mine

hes joyous
He does have a derpy smile
I'll make a dessert
Surely that'll cheer me up
Maybe an apple crumble

Yoooooo
Ryan Goslin
hello sean
if you remove the hair and change the skin color to a pale shade, you'll have made Patches from demon souls remake
!sean
IT STILL EXISTS 
this was 2 years ago (oh my god) and io dont think i have this preset saved anymore
That is his name yo
I don't remember most of Leon's lines so I'll just clap back with
no thanks, bro 🗣️
Think i need a second opinion
no thanks, bro
FOR THE GLORY OF HIRCINE
Finally, only need to level him up one last time before I can go back to getting my ass kicked by DS2
moon
im beginning to realize just how valuable the helmet is in ready or not
just got one shotted
this challenge really will be brutal

@hasty pasture what do you mean by monolithian mage..
Dont tell me youre one of those monolith crystal sucking
Braincel popper causing
Brain scorch melting making
Please
I am a monolithian who practices magic
Red forrest fuckers
can I whip them
yeah get 'em

Theyre my pookie its ok
Is it tho?
read the channel desc
I’m just a monolith girlie
very important
It eays off topic...
it is bayt
Uhm. Im not talking abiut stalker
stares intently at the channel description
Im talking about my pookies usernsme
DO IT
!topic
@blazing maple
NO STALKER, NO MEMES, NO POLITICS
General chat to talk about anything (except Stalker, we already have a whole server for that).
If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker.
inb4 "uuuh this is a stupid rule, I don't like it and moderators stinks"
Cope
(the one posting this with !topic is a certified Reddit mod)
Also id go to stalker chat but im not allowes to type there!!
you !topic'd yourself, fool
you gotta spend time in newbies to rank up
I like being @ it feels nice to get attention
Brittle pinged me and started questioning my username?
True
Dont punish sage
It is mt fault after all
Ill be the jesus christ to your humanity @hasty pasture
Ill absolve yiur sins
💀
Yeah.. yeah.. okay discord mod.. "dont send memes in general" yeahhh thats right.. buddy.. pal..
Racism..
Im grey cuz im too busy racking six figuers
white name supremeacy


I rather kill myself than having to pay that for the next 60 years
But tbh
*until you're dead
Thats for going into medical school
It'll only take a well paid doctor 30 years to pay that off
Heh
the fact you say "heh" in messages, tells me youre a retarded bum
Youre the retard
"heh, that'll show em"
Pick up on dry humour please
*Ur
adjusts glasses
At least pick up some bitches..
@sick trail can i pick up your humour pls
Get consent before you pick them up please
Okay what is this trend where peoole call people nephee
People don't like to be lifted up without warning
True
heh he doesn't know
HEH
Reverse unc I think
then it was sibling
is that fucking stalcraft?
then it was cousin
It was also unc
ew stalcraft
ppl going through the entire family tree
🙁
shitter? But I hardly know 'er
"If you need to ask a question about GAMMA, ask in #newbies-chat.
Stalcraft is fine, the setting of the game is Stalker but the game itself is not Stalker."
no stalcraft 🙁
oh, you misunderstand
Atrox is just a hater
stalcraft is fine, its just shit

its fine to yap about
the walls and floor in my house dissapeared and I've fallen out of the map now
hm
Assuming you can get "well" pay
you wouldnt ever catch me dead playing league
I mean... how would you play league if you were dead

at least league combat is... something
stalcraft is just shoot them and hope your purple gun does more damage than their purple gun
or shoot the "mutant" which is more like a hurtbox
bro never got past purple kek
yeah because im not wasting 200 hours on a shit grind
only to realize its not even worth it
the pvp is wack
the pve is way worse
and the grind is literally just move around an area for a while, go back to bar, or whatever base, then repeat
like the metal detector shit?
fucking CHRIST
never wanna do it again
doing that for 3 hours
never again
and its all for just 1 item
not even a bunch of shit
you need like 2k of some bullshit resource
which takes like an hour to get 200 of
Tell us how you really feel
stalcraft is a piece of shit, grindslop, minecraft modpack turned standalone abomination

80 hours i have full red +15 gear
skill issue
the combat is literally just shoot first
and like i said, the pve has no nuance
its just shoot the moving hurtbox
and dont let it close

thats not fun
isnt that how combat is irl...?
you could replace the mutants and their models with a literal png and it would be the same
i mean, kinda, but it doesnt take 15 fucking rounds

also i dont remember combat irl being 2 people built like bricks
not sure what your talking about, all of them are fully modeled and have animations?
my point being that if you just made them pngs the gameplay would be the same
because they just damage you when they get close
or they shoot
so like, its either they shoot at you, which is standard i guess, or they just move towards you and hurt you when they get close enough

thats very boring
who even plays videogames for irl experiences
BEHOLD
The crumble
I shall consume after my shower
stalcraft is not a well made game
you dont play stalker for the gritty ultra real gameplay?


why i certainly do my kind sir
stalker has "gritty ultra real gameplay"? Since when? 

"I only played modpacks for this game, so im sure this is how its intended to be experienced!"
I JUST SPENT
25 MINUTES
IN QUEUE
FOR DEADLOCK
TO NOT GET A GAME WITH MY 6 STACK

AND WE RESET QUEUE LIKE 7 TIMES
I LOVE VALVE
took way longer than planned but here we go
1 mil on Flea
found a company that apparently makes optics with integrated lasers, would be cool if we start seeing these in games whether its STALKER related or not https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qE5Q_hxJ94k
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I always want me an AEM
Cost like 400 tho

I dont have that kind of bucks
yeesh
HS401G5 in tarkov be like
I literally walked in a very packed coffee store trying to get coffee but I got irritated
I ate it when gun sight reviews or demonstrations don't point the camera through the sight
So I just accidentally said out loud
Why everyone's here? Bingo?
Thank god no one pay any attention
yea but search enough and you might find a review that shows that
bro i killed a hostage because his stupid ass kicked open the door
like a fucking moron
then i put a slug into his torso
Ready o Not?
dumbass
ye
im playing as a patrol officer, using my 870
and he kicks open the door
fucking asshat
And did you see a weapon?
I shot a teen bitch because she was trying to reach her phone
I 2 tap chest 1 tap head her
It was on the campus map too which add to it
ok ice member
[Joke Redacted]
oh god, oddly i find that map stressful on SP but MP i have no issues, dont know why but in my experience the suspects dont kill all of the civies in MP
bullshittery maxxed out this run
no i shot through the door because the suspects and civs look the same on this level
he kicked it open, i saw his shirt through the crack in the door, i shot center mass
dropped him
i dont mind elephant, but god i hate 23mb/s mission
while ive never had this happen to myself 1 of my friends had this happen on Valley of the Dolls, was the first room and a civi went to pull out her phone and he shot her through the window
Oh so you just made a shit call 
because for some reason those suspects are 50/50
on one hand they surrender instantly
on the other they decide to shoot
it annoys me
honestly, the phone never catches me
oh god yea, that middle staircase area is traumatizing, why i always take the staircase on the right, i find the postal warehouse worse
not really
same
i have like no body armor mate
IRL that would 100% be a shit call
Calling me ICE is hella offensive
I was rp as US Muhreen
I do war crime
Not discrimination crime
both are cocksuckers of the highes ordeal
I do war crime not authoritarian crime
Iraqi said otherwise
^

also you are not in a war
well those are different, because racial

at least thats the reasoning they have for it
Look man if NPC didnt want to die then dont get in front of my gun barrel
totally not me using chemical weapons in Arma to turn civilians into zombies so they can swarm a military outpost, idk what your talking about :p
that ^^
yeah so on this mission, im not doin none of that "yelling to drop gun" if those fuckers have a gun
im dropping them
because that guy just turned around 180 and shot my head off without missing a shot
fuck that shit
think ROE says you have to do it atleast once or else you run the risk of it being unauthorized lethal
I remember in older version of this game if you do that you get penalized
Which imo was stupid af
Like you have gun pointed at your face and actively shot at you
You didnt give them warning?
Oh well Unauthorized use of force -100
not anymore
if they happen to have a firearm on them
Not anymore in game
they are treated as a combatant
ah gotcha
It only if you shot at someone not gun ready now I believe
which makes this game much more enjoyable
if you shoot a civs head off, or a surrendering suspect, then yeah
Or Im pretty sure if you do it in general you get less point than doing warning then disarm
nah i dont get a deduction for shooting people when they have a gun
did it with .308 my first playthrough
If you shoot everyone you wont get Unathorized Use of Lethal Force but you wont get S rank to unlock stuff
you know, i remember a mod for RoN which basically added Rainbow Six Vegas's Terrorist hunt mode which relaxed the ROE, minimalized civi spawns and capped Suspect spawns so you can just go ham and go in blasting, wonder if its up to date with RoN
he was holding a guy hostage, so i made the executive decision to put a .45 in his face
it worked
you get S rank as long as all suspects, bystanders, and officers survive and all evidence is secured, its much harder to do lethal
i just go in with a gas mask, several gas grenades, and a shotgun (lethality may change)
"Jesus Christ help!" says the suspect who shot first and got a slug to the gut

like bro you couldve dropped the gun
stupid idiot
oh its good
suspects dont need to live
civs and officers def do
although you cant get S if all suspects die
but if most are living, like 5/9 or smth
incapacitated
you still win
ah gotcha
help
i did it
i didnt kill them all
but chaos is ordered
SO NO MORE SHOOTING SHIT THAT MOVES 
last time thats what fucked me over
i think i got this mission down
ready or not is pretty ass nowadays
the thinking cap arrived









